Dumbest Corporate Credit Card Purchases Ever

[@brandonroach2152]

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[@chriscarpenter3370]

oats snap

[@jamesbraun9842]

I thought the video would be stuck on it.

[@jackson.7028]

I wish I was kidding.

[@Ambipie]

@@jackson.7028 For some reason, the fact that this is oats and not anything else just makes it so much funnier.

[@beepboop9712]

Store to get oats, stores to get oats, store to get oats

[@rosebud8043]

That kid got a lot of oats.

[@aelminiatures]

thought my PC had died for a sec

[@lorisewsstuff1607]

"We had a coworker. May he rest in peace." Wow! That company ain't messing around.

[@BlackGoldSaya]

Store to gottem

[@vanesslifeygo]

lmao

[@slipstick985]

I transferred to a new school. When I saw that guy nailed to a phone poll, I knew they weren't fooling.

[@sweiland75]

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[@xak999]

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[@BlackGoldSaya]

I felt it when the robot said that

[@xak999]

@@BlackGoldSaya You never know how long it's going to go on.

[@acyiz]

i think someone went to the store to get oats

[@randomstuff-qu7sh]

Here's my dumbest corporate card purchase story: When I was active duty, it was very common for Airmen to game the system by having their leave (vacation time) start on Monday, but actually take off over the weekend. The Commander's policy at that time was when on pass (eg not at work but not on leave), you had to stay within an 8 hour drive distance of the base. The odds of being caught violating that rule were very low, but this one Airman I supervised accidentally ratted himself out. His government card happened to look similar enough to his personal card that he got them mixed up and used the wrong one to fuel up his vehicle. Unfortunately, supervision sees the government card statements and that transaction proved that he was over 1000 miles away from base and not on leave. When he came back from leave, he did get yelled at by supervision, and obviously had to pay the credit card bill, but didn't get in any major trouble.

[@coolnut99]

"I'm sure the landlord was laughing his butt off at the whole thing, got a nice free addition." Or probably not. Property taxes, increased maintenance costs, the potential to alienate future renters, zoning laws... he might have to pay a pretty penny to fix it or even tear it down.

[@RA-xx4mz]

I’m wondering if they got permits.

[@arianebolt1575]

@@RA-xx4mz The way they're going, probably not up to code.

[@kanedaku]

You must be fun at parties. The property owner got an increase in his property value, end of. I'm sure it wasn't at the threshold where tax would even outweigh expenditure if they had purchased it themselves. Lighten up, my internet person. No-one else needs proof you are an internet smartypants.

[@elliottryan13]

I bought a bunch of booze, cigarettes, clothes, and food with my CC in the military. Never paid back a cent.

[@davecrashes4905]

OK I've got one more. Backstory is my (now ex) wife's niece got married to a not nice man. Wife's sister flies to Colorado to pick up her daughter. Once in Colorado they rented a U-Haul truck and drove it to their home in upstate New York. On the way they stopped to see the wife and I in Illinois, so they could borrow money from us (as you've already guess I never saw that money again). Once they reached home the wife's sister was fired from her job AT HER OWN CHURCH because she had used the Church's credit card (to which she had access) to pay for the trip. She actually thought she hadn't done anything wrong because "I was going to pay them back."

[@Amurous]

store to get oats

[@davecrashes4905]

I've got two: First one is from the late 90's. A Manager wanted to do improvements on his home so he engaged the services of an electrician on the payroll to do the wiring, run coax, etc. To simplify the process (heavy sarcasm here) he used his company credit card to pay for the purchases and had the materials shipped to our place of employment. The electrician would receive the delivered materials, load them into his personal vehicle and off to Manager's house to do the install. They were caught when electrician, while on time off after having surgery (I swear on my mother's grave I am not making this up), came in (hobbling on his surgical boot) and picked up the regular delivery of materials, loaded them into his personal vehicle and headed out, apparently oblivious as to what people might think. Both men were canned. Second one, a different Manager and twenty years later, wanted "his" Training Building to look spiffy so he used his company credit card for such essentials as plastic potted plants and dozens of paintings. He was given warning, but continued his extravagant purchases. The company just took his card away.

[@light_rrr]

Why would you build an addition to a rental 💀

[@slipstick985]

You don't dry clean a rented tux or order cable for a porta potty, (unless you're really stoned).

[@cdarbo9818]

I had to question a woman where she spent 50 dollars for breakfast. She said breakfast. I said I understand she says its breakfast but I asked where. She said she didn't know. I asked for receipts and suddenly she was no longer claiming that on her reimbursement form.

[@daynechastant]

I didn't get a company card, but I got a cash advance and the only way to not get charged for stuff was to have receipts. That pizza and soda that cost $35 at the small-town pizzeria? Those groceries you needed to buy? The fuel for the rental car? If you don't have the receipts, you got those on your own dime.

[@cdarbo9818]

@Dayne Chastant Exactly! This happened constantly. It was always the middle-aged adults trying to argue with me. These people had worked with the company like 20 years, I was there 6 months maybe, a fresh accountant out of college. These people loved arguing with me. " they did it before " well let me print out your last 3 trips and see if you got away with it, if you did I'll take more out of this reimbursement. They eventually backed down every time then of course send a email with " sorry for the lack of communication " cc with their managers to look civil.

[@ddrpimp123]

The moment 3:05 I ran right to the comments lol

[@samanthak9078]

Same

[@wildfyah]

Condoms purchase op, oh they definitely looked at that receipt. The accounts clerk did when they entered it, more than likely flagged it, had it explained because you paid it back and pulled the report for the finance controller. The finance controller saw it and made decisions on that. They're aren't going to tell you though 😂. Chances are they've seen worse

[@Benjamin1986980]

I know they have. My company changed how the entire system worked after a few Europeans went a bit wild with steaks and strippers. Now, the card is is my name and I pay the bill. The company only has to pay what I expense and approve. My credit is on the hook.

[@kitkat5339]

Coworker used her card to bail a family member out of jail. Twice.

[@KanishQQuotes]

#StoreToGetOats

[@graham2631]

I think the one about the coffee buy about sums up the BS that is partying with "future clients".

[@PinkAgaricus]

Also how overused Vegas is used as a venue for that story's type of convention. I feel like those need to be held somewhere small with lots of local coffee shops and hole in the wall food places and with fewer guests and vendors. Every time I hear the words casinos, restaurants, and clubs mentioned in the same sentence (especially if it took place in the US), I automatically think of Vegas.

[@slipstick985]

@@PinkAgaricus What happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas if it turns up on your statement.

[@tanukioh]

Store to get oats. I wish I was kidding

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

If my company had a company credit card, I'd buy my coworkers pastries from a bakery down the street we all like including my boss. I work for a small company with less than 15 workers.

[@aliorr9356]

You’d probably get sacked from that

[@ImTheMarchetti]

Guys give the robot voice a break about the whole "store to get oats thing"... he's going through some shit, okay?

[@taylorslade961]

My ex-husband got a job as a military contractor after the real Army kicked him out for being more trouble than he was worth. In a desperate bid to win me back, he took me on huge shopping sprees, paid for me to get a new piercing, food, etc, all on a company credit card. They fired him and I did not get back together with him.

[@stevenelliott4527]

Bet you kept everything he bought tho didn’t you

[@MrDamo34]

Who the F extends a rental?

[@charlesmcclure8000]

Store to get oats store to get oats store to get oats store to get oats I wish I was kidding

[@helookalikaman79]

Idiots.... And to think I wasn't comfortable using a managers CC when he asked me to send flowers to a coworker in the hospital (had a baby)

[@therealMrGrey365]

. ..... I wish i was kidding 😆

[@RS250Squid]

Fresh Oats... FRESH OATS!

[@kendoruslink7017]

Lol the calculator one was so dumb but funny.

[@queezyscorner6548]

STORE TO GET OATS

[@Illusion517]

Damn, how much does op hate oats to wish he was kidding about the kid being sent to get them?

[@Paige0_0]

Damn I hate when I’m listening to the story and I miss part of it because of the dang repeating parts. It’s on every single one of the pages and is very annoying

[@Benjamin1986980]

Is it that much to ask that they listen to the final export? It irks me when I spend hours on a video for 50 views and this gets a million when it's clear the author never even listened to the full thing.

[@green49285]

Store to get oats

[@davecrashes4905]

19:03 "accidentally"

[@heidithaw1072]

We had a corporate cards as we traveled weekly to different cities monitoring clinical trials. We had some one run 9,000.00 on hair and make up. She was fired when she could not pay it back. They put a limit on for retail of 200.00 after that. We had huge bills that were legitimate not sure why she thought they would not notice.

[@BigChungus378]

Oats are bussing, no 🧢.

[@j.tgrooms]

Money for nothing

[@slipstick985]

And checks for free.

[@paulbrower]

Porn. Strip clubs. People in A/P can get extremely resentful about that.

[@ladyfatassii901]

A woman my sister worked with at Capital One (canada) had a corporate credit card, and I guess he ex-boyfriend got it someh9w and ran up a large bill trips and food and such.. she was fired and broke up with the man..

[@bogfinken]

🍍 : €50

[@andyelsen1317]

Store to get oats x2 miljoen times

[@RedditRev]

🌈⛄️🏝️

[@dashamanstevo5326]

Quick meeting in Sydney.... It is an expensive place, but I much prefer Melbourne, more sports, better culture, better coffee, better Cass, better people, better hotels, better beer.....

[@indridcold8433]

Any credit card purchase is stupid. I got rid of all of them in 2000. I will not even handle the corporate credit card. If I am told to order something, I refuse. Somone else can get the blame for some stupid error. I will never handle another credit card again, nor debit card unless it is a disposable prepay. I learned my lesson. Do not touch someone else's credit card, and have none of my own.

[@chadeyles9290]

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[@Kafj302]

I am like number 167

[@bibichan06]

Can you please not repeat the same phrase so many times. It's seriously annoying.

[@bananapee86]

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@alperd459]

store to get oats

[@youjustgotcarled]

Store to get oats

[@crazyaboutnintendo64]

store to get oats

[@paulbrower]

Oddly, that could be a legitimate purchase if one is involved with a company involved with livestock.