usa vs uk politics

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[@JakeTheGreatTV]

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[@JakeTheGreatTV]

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[@sp1nx939]

hey folk

[@JakeTheGreatTV]

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[@narenshanmugam5955]

that's crazy, a 2016 video is blowing up 4 years late. I came from recommendations

[@JakeTheGreatTV]

@@narenshanmugam5955 i remember loving this video when i made it, i was 16. glad it was able to be seen by others❤️

[@solortus]

I love how the judge moderator guy is like a game show host

[@albasmith5824]

He's the Jimmy Carr of Law and Justice😂

[@LEWIS1992]

FYI his role is called "The Speaker", though someone else has that role now.

[@sandy120]

His name is Jon bercow and he was an absolute treasure you should look for some of the compilations of him telling off our politicians. He treated them like idiotic little children and I fucking adore him for it.

[@evanlee4289]

Orrdaaaa

[@crazygamingeater1448]

@@sandy120 "treated them like idiotic little children" well i mean

[@DanHauer]

The important thing to understand about the British politicians is they all had quite a few pints at lunchtime.

[@brianlacroix822]

british parliament has REALLY REALLY nice bars, like 5 of them

[@mckenzie2423]

@@brianlacroix822 why would they need that? I mean the results that may or may not come from that are funny but why put it there in the first place?

[@brianlacroix822]

@@mckenzie2423 it could be funny, people are funny

[@tonyarcos4666]

The Americans had cocaine for lunch

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@tonyarcos4666 this but unironically

[@karjalatakaisin]

US senator saying "sons and daughters, husbands and wives" calmly while another senator is sleeping in the backround, immediately followed by the absolute chaos that is uk parliament is the funniest shit to me

[@qfcbv]

the senator sleeping is sleepy joe lmfao

[@hirohunter2314]

Mr. Robinson, Mr. Robinson calm yourself

[@SirKarlIsTheMod]

I am pretty sure thats Robert Byrd who was sleeping

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

And then the finisher of Ted Cruz reading Green Eggs and Ham

[@msbhicks8358]

@@qfcbvno, it's Robert Byrd, who in fact is as of me typing this the longest serving Senator in US History

[@Scatman1776]

The UK parliament is like a class with a substitute teacher.

[@Kay-wl9vr]

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE ONE HAHAHHA

[@nekoaumeliedadorps2091]

As a Brit myself, this is as true as it gets :,)

[@stephenbanyar1874]

We call those guys _supply teachers,_ yeah?

[@Xenterik]

Real

[@Nina94771]

Most underrated comment

[@gb469x]

“Mr. Robertson, Mr. Robertson…calm yourself man.” the parliamentarian said calmly.

[@Nathh99]

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!!

[@justthoughts5557]

Omg I just saw this comment as I clicked away from the video. Had to come back and say this is golden 😂😂

[@Rjrdre]

😂😂

[@justthoughts5557]

@Vedant K no it’s gold and blue

[@microsofthoodie]

@@justthoughts5557 no the dress is black and blue

[@whatisanickname9292]

Imagine being so mad u start to gesticulate with your broken arm

[@benchin3607]

"To hell with my recovery! I got a fucking point to make!!" - that lady.

[@LewisLawlor]

@@benchin3607 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fikrifahrizal482]

Tis but a scratch

[@Marco-zt2jj]

And they say italians talk with their hands

[@MrSpruce]

@@fikrifahrizal482 No it isn't, your arm's off!

[@timothyp.1392]

USA: Pretends to get stuff done UK: Doesn't get anything done and embraces it

[@superaction-jd6yp]

reply

[@adamnave1078]

Tru

[@Lislio]

Usa: will gladly fuck over the majority of people with laws to get a 0.0004% increase in revenue in the company their wife and family happen to own a large amount of stocks in

[@shoobzy3431]

Both countries using different methods to achieve absolutely nothing lmao

[@houseplant1016]

​@@shoobzy3431Nah we colonized half the world with this method, USA couldn't even conquer Afghanistan 🥱

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

U.S. Government: Let's be so boring everybody tunes out and doesn't notice we get nothing done. U.K. Government: Everybody already knows we get nothing done, so let's at least be entertaining.

[@SomeoneProbably.]

aye, if you're at rock-bottom you might as well have fun on your way back up

[@lewistran5973]

​@@SomeoneProbably.If they are making it back up

[@USA_UNITED1776]

Actually they make you think they get nothing done, that's the trick. They've been adding more and more regulation than they never mention in campaigns and no one notices. Look at cato institute or heritage foundation, our freedom has declined from top 5 in the world economically and almost the best in the world socially to not even making it in the top 20 economically and barely top 20 socially

[@anjelkanja8032]

Unlike the us the uk government provides something to their people for all the money we pay them, sure its entertainment and not governance but at least we get something

[@USA_UNITED1776]

@@anjelkanja8032 yeah cope with the 30 percent higher tax on income and significantly higher tax on property and sales. Imagine paying, counting all of your taxes, 60 percent of your income for "free" healthcare regardless of whether you use it, and having to wait on average 6 months longer for treatment that could save your life

[@fone5003]

For anyone who doesn't live in the UK, our Parliament is basically a pub, without the alcohol but still the drunk behaviour

[@isaacwilson4174]

Without? I am pretty sure the House of Commons has the cheapest pub in Britain

[@ruhenabegum7499]

Omggg that's what I was thinking I'm British too so don't come for meh.

[@magnusbruce4051]

@@isaacwilson4174 It's certainly quite cheap, particularly for London, but it's still more expensive than your average spoons.

[@xxoxygenxx0733]

😂😂

[@xangarabana]

Is it that bad? I didn't expect the parliament of one of the most democratic countries been a kindergarten

[@CaiHy-Bri]

UK politics sounds like 2 different football team fans met in the same pub

[@goodclover]

Pub, football stadium, house of commons, same difference.

[@hadwen9511]

True

[@bloodymortifying]

Same shit different butt, ey like

[@drey8]

nah you can't hear any glasses smashing.

[@James-gq7fx]

But tbh most of the time it isn't like this

[@Barrel4336]

This is reason they don't have guns, they'd bring back dueling immediately.

[@aaronking2369]

If the uk had guns its would probably be more dangerous than the usa because we drink twice as much😂😂

[@Heligoland360]

Unironically the reason stated for the size of the gap between opposition benches is so that swords could not meet.

[@jameliakingstom1190]

@@aaronking2369onggg they don’t know 😂

[@culexus7249]

@@Heligoland360 sounds about right

[@rachelclark6393]

I'm down for it. Bring back dueling in the senate and parliment! Would be way more entertaining and would probably introduce a natural retirement age😂

[@IcarusPanopticon]

US - Political ASMR. UK - "MR ROBERTSON, CALM YOURSELF MAN!!"

[@Piqueblinders11]

‘I don’t need lessons on or cert from you? You’re a master of disorder man’

[@Ginjitzu]

In the US, the aim is to make your opponent appear to be the villain. In the UK, the aim is to make your opponent appear to be a moron.

[@dio.8598]

DICK EAD!

[@ehs1452]

Holy shit I haven't realised how true this is until reading this comment.

[@greatcesari]

In the US the aim is to make yourself the moron. In the UK the aim is to make your opponent the moron. FTFY

[@John_Greek]

Very true

[@popkhorne5372]

And in France, the goal is to outquote/outreference/outculture your opponent.

[@DaFuqBoom]

Boring hypocrites vs Crazy lads.

[@notpingu707]

Lol

[@bunny.thebest9103]

Crazy + hypocrites

[@ferdinandbardamu.]

Based

[@TheKastellan]

@@bunny.thebest9103 Yeah, to be fair.

[@Nnm26]

Boring hypocrites vs crazy hypocrites

[@marcus23424]

At least UK parliaments aren’t all asleep

[@hellcat1005]

Unless it happens to be Jacob Rees-Mogg or Desmond Swayne

[@SingingWithMyself-Frozen]

You haven't seen the House of Lords

[@user-vz2nl5en1s]

They have been known to watch porn on occasion though

[@yesyouareright9800]

1:19

[@revolver265]

@@user-vz2nl5en1s nah, they _make_ porn. At least in the Senate. I think. I'm not looking up a news article to check.

[@PouncyJunior]

"O R D E R" Dumbledore said calmy.

[@BeauLufc25]

Cringe

[@anspailpinfanach7887]

UK parliament is like a sophisticated pub brawl

[@ziggystardust2435]

LMAO

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

“Sophisticated”

[@Mlpzeldafan011100]

@@SOBEKCrocodileGod complicated sophisticated, not fancy sophisticated.

[@Liusila]

More like a posh uni pub brawl which for most of these people mean their lives don’t change from when they’re 17.5 years old, so they’ve no idea how odd and silly they look to us normies.

[@magic_cfw]

how it should be

[@benjaminwinnett7269]

UK politics sounds like a discord server at 2am.

[@njrakri1915]

2k likes and no reply??

[@andrut04]

yes@@njrakri1915

[@Mr.Eminem]

​@@njrakri1915bot likes

[@jimiboi87]

Bro what discord servers are you hittin’ up. Can a guy get an invite?

[@L333gok]

It sounds like my aunt’s family when we went to visit them in Kentucky every night while I was trying to get to sleep .-.

[@Jacob-qr8pl]

I am American. I see this in two ways. #1 The UK has all of the representatives get a pint in them before work, and we should follow their example. #2 Parliament is a pub where the representatives get together and disagree and they get rowdy. While in America it feels like a college class that only a few people showed up to.

[@dillydraws]

They do have bars in parliament.

[@noname-wo9yy]

​@dillydraws duty free pubs as well

[@mareksicinski3726]

to be fair the comparison is unfari, the rowdy stuff is like all PMQs, while the US stuff is the less atteneded sittings

[@Noone-th7sn]

​@@mareksicinski3726does the US parliament ever get that chaotic?

[@k.i.a6433]

we got guns over here though.

[@WinterPhoenix]

British politics is like a sitcom and i love it

[@PikaJess123]

Definitely watch "the thick of it" then

[@joyfulcreations2004]

Yes minister: I'm appalled no one else has recommended me yet

[@kaitlynethylia]

It's very fun to watch, but it becomes less so when I remember that these are the people running the country I live in

[@holliswilliams8426]

@@kaitlynethylia I left for a different country so I can just watch and enjoy it.

[@kaitlynethylia]

@@holliswilliams8426 I plan to do that someday

[@flyingpiggie979]

UK Parliament exists in a perpetual state of “u wot m8?!”.

[@crystal4911]

U BLOODY WAT M8????!!!!

[@Pyxlean]

The British Parliament is just MLG screams

[@theworldofpanda6559]

Sick burns, u wot m8's and some dude in the corner egging on the riot

[@user-tx5sw4hq1h]

Just like the rest of the uk 🇬🇧

[@splergemellon1405]

@BIG UPz \*snorts into juice*

[@CaptainSw4g]

UK Politicians in Parliament is like US Politicians on Twitter

[@BabbyCat3008]

underrated

[@silentoccasion4359]

Amazing comment

[@thomaswhite2198]

At least UK politicians have the balls to do it their faces

[@sophieminter0]

*Trump on twitter.

[@notjhoan]

@@gabrieljr5410 haha orange man bad amirite?

[@allergy5634]

As a Brit, I feel so patriotic

[@challenger2megatron]

Fun Fact: The central table in Parliament is designed to be just wide enough for MPs to not be able to stab each other across it

[@Buagg]

American politics have the same energy as silent reading time. Whilst the UK is like gladitorial combat audiance

[@theyordle27]

If most of the gladiators were 70+ and drunk then yes

[@keegs1163]

i feel like that was 2016 and earlier. America has changed weirdchamp :D

[@tobyconner5827]

basically yeah

[@getoveryourself2212]

@@keegs1163 weirdchamp? Tf is that

[@nateb3679]

@@keegs1163 wtf is weirdchamp? go outside I’m begging you

[@thekekwguy5722]

Uk politics is exactly like uk schools when someone disses another kid

[@bethiaprosser1189]

You're not wrong. XD

[@quantum2156]

Primary schools to be precise

[@potatoesare_jesus2278]

Sounds equivalent to american middle school boys.

[@thekekwguy5722]

@@quantum2156 when i was in year 7/8 kids used to do it aswell but mostly when someone dissed the teacher

[@rodger3352]

Lol

[@Bolensgoldrush]

1:20 Home boy asleep in the back is PERFECT

[@oilybat3269]

I love how they both match what the other country thinks the other acts like. Congress is calm and orderly and parliament is chaotic and unorganized.

[@babbabooey1176]

The UK looks like when the teacher tries to quiet the class down but awfully fails.

[@Artemis_23]

Lol true

[@3katsime]

Where the teacher fucking joins the class

[@applicableapple3991]

ORDER

[@moss3496]

It is lmao

[@viper0111]

Or like when the teacher joins in to clown on someone

[@mr.vandertramp201]

US politics: Amendment 14, Section 1... UK politics: *ｄｏｄｇｙ ｄａｖｅ* John Bercow: _"O"rder_

[@rajavlitra]

"Dodgy" is like, the weakest thing you could throw to someone tbh

[@kalsarikannit9587]

Lmfao true!

[@jacksonconstantine5740]

@@rajavlitra not in parliament. Basically calling him corrupt. Allegation like that could have ended his career.

[@halloweenjean]

@@rajavlitra yep your right he should’ve called him stupid fucking squirmy piece of shit in parliament cause that would’ve turned out very well in parliament and on tv

[@bunny.thebest9103]

@@jacksonconstantine5740 he was corrupt tho

[@emmahealy4863]

It's fun to watch the house of commons argue like little kids when the teacher leaves the classroom 😅

[@rodri-a2951]

Us politicians: 😒😴 Uk polititans: 🤣🤯🥳😠

[@joelall1son]

uk members of parliament act like they're schoolchildren cause they all went to school together

[@viper_fan]

There is no uk. Just england, and countries that are occupied by england.

[@di7209]

@@viper_fan It’s officially called the UK though no matter how many countries want out of it

[@viper_fan]

@@di7209 then the u should stand for ununited kingdom.

[@jasonwilkes8821]

@@viper_fan even if you wanna say that for wales and northern ireland (which is bollocks), are you gonna forget how the uk came to be in 1707?

[@viper_fan]

@@jasonwilkes8821 then the construct that is called "UK" exists 314 years to long. If you like numbers, I have an equation for you: *26+6=1*

[@Aidan.w]

"They're so posh, polite and sophisticated in the UK" The UK:

[@bjorksgolfbag]

The mps in this video are very posh haha

[@domp5014]

Yep

[@williamwyn8892]

Ooordeeerrrrr!!!!

[@Adam-tu1lk]

@@yup9451 Lobbying exists outside of the US.

[@thepizzatime3502]

Im glad someone finally notices this, as a scottish person its fucking hilarious that people think we are all calm and posh (People say “British people are so posh” without realising Scotland is in Britian)

[@Zephirite.]

0:51 sounds like a laugh track

[@stanislausklim7794]

To be fair, de Toqueville describes the intended Congress very well in his book "Democracy in America". He describes the House as more rowdy and the Senate as more calm and mature. He even goes on to say that the debates in the Senate could bring honor to the most prestigious assemblies of Europe, or something of that nature (I'd have to go back and look).

[@bzipoli]

this would be the house of lords in the UK not the house of commons by comparison

[@couldntthinkofanoriginalna2734]

US: the front of the class. UK: the back of the class.

[@bluehernandez3594]

So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mercenarygundam1487]

@@bluehernandez3594 Sane people: the middle of the class.

[@ifabianxd1338]

I like that metaphor😆

[@brucezhou5806]

animated, accurate description

[@OK-ws7ti]

@@mercenarygundam1487 just call them Canadians

[@zackbobby5550]

It's crazy how differently you can get nothing done lol.

[@slepywidomy9800]

Xdd +

[@killerkreuz4634]

Hahahahhahaha fuck that’s funny

[@youneskasdi]

Parliament is just a way for politicians to pretend like they actually care about the people

[@dantebermeo5773]

@@youneskasdi think you can say the same thing about Congress

[@JM-lc3ki]

I like this joke, government is garbage lmao

[@neonfroot]

I like how British politicians can make politics into verbal football. American politicians treat politics like its church.

[@jabbadesilijictiure2937]

The virgin calm and controlled speech vs the Chad discordant banter

[@joshuaedward1748]

I like how the UK Parliament has the same energy as their local pubs

[@Prudenprocom]

We use to be allowed to have pints, it's more boring than before.

[@plutonium09]

Guess where they go right after

[@diceqube6439]

@@plutonium09 that’s where they went before.

[@christopherstein2024]

It's also about as big a pub wich certainly contributes to the mood

[@nin10do97]

El psy kongorooo i agree

[@Coffee_Divinity]

UK politics is handled like a public sporting event, where even the ref can’t help but join in

[@xavierpaquin]

He seems to love it lol

[@dbclass4075]

In House of Commons, at least. House of Lords is a bit more...boring.

[@MohammedAhmed-jy8bk]

At least the UK gets it done.

[@deepaparakkal4241]

@Oritra Kar Because the commons must rule

[@obamalastname8489]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaSraoCrZtuZoLc

[@DoyLegacy]

USA : Parent-teacher conference UK : Classroom with a substitute teacher

[@kaitlynethylia]

"On May 5th 2010, the President said, and I quote WE'VE GOT A NEW HAND GESTURE FROM THE SHADOW CHANCELLOR"

[@Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs]

love how that one woman even has a broken arm. Pure chaos

[@igor-yp1xv]

Certainly from the last House brawl

[@wormie077]

“Oh, and the thing about chaos, it’s fair”

[@alpha6games751]

Right lol? She’s like “you want sum fakin more ya fakin twats”

[@maximerruiz4179]

You can just throw around your broken arm like that! Holy smokes!!

[@jamiengo2343]

Does anyone know who she is?

[@jenniferl.8111]

UK politics literally sounds like the crowd booing effect

[@omega1575]

It sounds like a sporting event with Gordon Ramsay as the host Edit spelling

[@joeshanks971]

It’s because they aren’t allowed to clap so they have to vocalise they’re agreement or disagreement .

[@NotRealKirby]

USA: *Makes me want to sleep* UK: *ROASTING, FIGHTS, SHOUTING & LAUGHTER*

[@sub_playz_yt4626]

“The lion must gets back in its den” 😂

[@JerryO1995]

The USA: "... The president said, and I quote: ..." The UK: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"

[@sabnox9869]

The parliament are just a bunch of apes.

[@Karuan]

best comment

[@lukehale5381]

@@sabnox9869 and its fucking hilarious

[@mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275]

@@sabnox9869 both are apes, but one is being honest with it.

[@zenryucds747]

@@sabnox9869 bro we are a species of primates LMAOOOOOOO it's not surprising that any amount of politics reflects that

[@granolagrandma]

that one lady really said: no, I don’t think my arm IS broken

[@shely_D7vil]

"My bones have insta-glued themselves together for a couple seconds, just to further prove my point that your argument, indeed, fukiN sUcc"

[@agestatsega]

That Woman's Arm Was Broken Again That Day.

[@kokoko900]

Wow thanks. As an Asian, all I heard was wiwiwiwi *WIWIWI* wiwiwi!

[@bitsaucetv]

The UK does government like a bunch of high school kids choose a project to work on, and the US does government like debate club at a nursing home

[@angkhoatranle6874]

The old man slept at 1:20 makes this even more funny

[@brendansmith7842]

I think that was Larry bird

[@BadboyNotyorgy]

The ministry of magic really is crazy

[@deltasquad8817]

😂😂😂

[@Anish369]

Lol

[@daspammer5896]

This made me laugh-choke. Thank you.

[@californiansniper2133]

Lmao

[@ucent6950]

God tier comment

[@hellnou2527]

The UK politicians sound like someone says a „yo mama“ joke and everyone else is just: „EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!“

[@isaacmason3939]

Believe it or not, they're meant to be saying "here" Clapping was banned as it drowned out the sound of intelligent conversation

[@SnoFitzroy]

Do you know how to fucking use quotation marks

[@hellnou2527]

@@SnoFitzroy EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!

[@millyhearts]

@@SnoFitzroy quotation marks are used differently in different countries. Do you know your fucking culture facts?

[@samgyeopsal569]

@@deiniolbythynnwr926 „no I don’t think I will”

[@arctic_desert]

imagine youre enjoying a nice roast duck in northern france and you cant hear anything your dinner guest is saying over the commotion at the UK parliament meetings

[@Noor_Khaliq]

Uk politics is just one massive saturday night pub quiz

[@barniereid8845]

As a Brit, this seems reflective of our whole country

[@Mad_Dark_Spirit]

@A yeah thats true

[@fisher1634]

@A *There is no institutional racism*

[@slmb_b]

@A no.

[@mitonaarea5856]

Yeah Britain fucking sucks

[@gecko8948]

@A racism? Britain? Impossible!

[@Abshir1it1is]

UK: Roaring High School Cafeteria US: Kindergarten reading of Dr. Seuss

[@hilberryjoe399]

Lol

[@blankblank8984]

You mean you wouldn't stay quite for the reading of Dr. Seuss?

[@1stpaperdragon740]

@@blankblank8984 well at least you get some Entertainment while your sitting there for basically no reason.

[@MochaFur1]

1:40

[@Anne-xm9sf]

wow after seeing that video, I have to say the german one isn’t quiet as chaotic, but still bad. I think betwewn UK ans US

[@thenotsogood_gamer]

I like to imagine all of these events are happening at the same time, in parallel to each other

[@beedubree2550]

the US: boring footage about important shit the UK: entertaining footage about utterly inconsequential shit

[@BLUE-wg8lp]

UK reminds me of the Pirates meeting scenes in Pirates of the Caribbean.

[@Colonel_MaelRadec]

So true😂😂😂

[@nivethan_me]

exactly🤣

[@almostvegan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@4pertur3]

Cos it's all still heavily based on Maritime law. Courts are the same here, not sure about America, but you defo use the same Maritime language in court.

[@Godzzbinzz]

Lmaooo

[@millersaur]

US Politics: *reading Doctor Seuss* UK Politics: *Discord call*

[@ceoofracism2178]

Hahahah

[@obamalastname8489]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaSraoCrZtuZoLc

[@nullvoid564]

Reagan shut down Americas mental institutions while Britain arranged to house them in parliament

[@fauzyabdallah8158]

@@nullvoid564 you made me chuckle, congrats dear void

[@kormannn1]

Doctor sus???😳

[@sachinramesh8527]

1:13 The transition from party levels of noise to dead silence and a guy LITERALLY SLEEPING is so funny🤣

[@azguthgtf7812]

Legend has it that Dodgy Dave still hasn't given his answer.

[@dhruv7948]

I like how it's the exact opposite of the stereotypes associated with both countries.

[@dylanischillin8971]

Bruh this blew my mind lowkey 😂😂😂

[@ginandromeda1618]

Lol why do people still think british people are all fancy and reserved? I've been following british artists and media for years, it couldn't be further from the truth😂

[@happyllama1160]

@@ginandromeda1618 ✨✨✨classism✨✨✨

[@pedropedrohan102]

@@ginandromeda1618 because they conquered country's in the the 1800 century and that's the only time people actually saw the British and they we're wearing fancy clothes

[@shawnbrdlik6213]

@@happyllama1160 ✨✨Idiot✨✨

[@user-he4ef9br7z]

"The President said, I quote... " "𝕎𝔼𝕍𝔼 𝔾𝕆𝕋 𝔸 ℕ𝔼𝕎 ℍ𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔾𝔼𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝔼 𝔽ℝ𝕆𝕄 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊ℍ𝔸𝔻𝕆𝕎 ℂℍ𝔸ℕℂ𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆ℝ !!!!"

[@dimitrijensk2845]

All I want is for someone to say (obviously as a joke) “I am the senate!” on May 4 or something.

[@glennhooper8867]

"**Either or after today's briefing in the papers, the hand gesture from the Shadow Chancellor should be bye bye!**

[@dankenstin8803]

(0:59) “On May 5th, 2010, the prime minister said, and I quote...” “Can you speak English?” “And then he said...” “FAK YOU!” “And everyone around him said...” “He do speak English”

[@danielsmith9476]

@@dankenstin8803 PRIME MINISTER

[@dankenstin8803]

@@danielsmith9476 Ok, I’ll correct that. Sorry

[@etac774]

Two sides of the funny spectrum: *Crazy yelling and screaming* to *green eggs and ham*

[@FlymanMS]

US: "well akshully" UK: "just a bit of banter"

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

US: Dumbledore in the books UK: Dumbledore in the movies

[@asmodeuskingofdemons]

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET HARRY

[@oomphlagwumpla650]

@@asmodeuskingofdemons *Dumbeldore asked calmly*

[@adjoint_functor]

EEEHHEHEHHHHHHGGHHJHHHHHHHHHHH, the chamber said calmly.

[@ryanal4923]

More like: US: Dumbledore in the first two movies UK: Dumbledore in the last six movies

[@grellsutcliffdaring2215]

Omg lol

[@michaelinzo]

UK politics is like a drunkard gentlemen in a pub watching football

[@TheArsenalgunner28]

I mean US politics is all sleek and quietly cynical...UK is like teens shouting over each other’s power point presentation. As a Brit It’s embarrassing tbh

[@hugabugfoofoo6812]

@@TheArsenalgunner28 dont be i wish our politics were like that it might make it so it isn't such a serious thing and at least we can see your politicians intentions

[@mysticmajin3769]

Pretty much as a certified Brit I can agree with this

[@crocfighter.1322]

I like Australia, a nice mix of passion and professionalism. Somewhere between the two.

[@starshooter7128]

ayup

[@johnspinelli9396]

USA: A country club meeting UK: An entertaining pub/party

[@lidge1994]

In the US, 80% of the room is 80+ years old and most of them are either asleep or way too old and devoid of energy to shout. And they'll stay there for at least another 10.

[@Umbooms]

Uk: “ *OOOOORRRRDDDDDEERRR* “ Us: “I do not like green eggs and ham”

[@ZHL242]

I do not like that man Ted Cruz

[@Asameshimae]

@@ZHL242 I do not like his twisted views

[@WoWOmegor]

@@Asameshimae I change the channel when he's on the news

[@eulipotyphla1494]

@@WoWOmegor His word and speech I must refuse

[@_su0p]

I do not know who he is but there is a bomb in my room, Which i cannot defuse, This bomb will now give me an excuse, To not use the noose. This is a joke i do not encourage suicide please if you are feeling this way seek help you are worth much more than you think and if you go no one can replace you.

[@jimmy1642]

Us: "sons and daughters, husbands and wives.." Uk: "MR ROBERTSON CALM YOURSELF MAN"

[@thecasualparry7797]

Also rhymes

[@isaachester8475]

That part absolutely killed me, especially because of the guy who looked like he was sleeping in the background in the US clip.

[@foxarus6133]

“THE LION MUST FET BACK IN HIS HEN”

[@brianlacroix822]

i will not eat green eggs and ham sam i am

[@l1nh607]

And there is literally a man sleeping at the back 😂🤣 1:21

[@oilybat3269]

Imagine how gold American congress would be if it was like Parliament

[@ReedyJRsup]

“This is madness!” “This is politics”

[@ccf3294]

The fact that the leader of the country is OBLIGED to sit in front of 600 people and get hounded each week is very humbling. Keeps scrutiny constant.

[@SCP--ck5ip]

Its big funny

[@ccf3294]

@@SCP--ck5ip yes it is

[@jonnydoeson5562]

Not any more

[@thomasstarkey8238]

Hes still a prick though

[@JF-zv4oc]

@@jonnydoeson5562 Exactly. I can’t remember the last time I actually heard an answer to a question.

[@the_goblin2511]

I'm British and can confirm that dodgy dave has not yet answer and he hasn't got his order

[@captainbuggernut9565]

So am I. Dennis got the boot, turns out his constituents thought he was dodgy Dennis. Funny old world.

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet KZbinr. Thanks for being a fan, dear the

[@gandf12345]

No order since dave left….

[@blakeobrien5512]

what was he ordering ? his dodgy take-a-away ?

[@glow2500]

this got me laughing 😂😂😂

[@Chubs.]

0:35 that has got to be one of the funniest juxtaposition cuts I have evern seen

[@jazzycat8917]

"The House of Commons is like Congress but with a 2 drink minimum "- Robin Williams

[@tommytimmy8441]

Rip to the goat

[@creakydabomb]

@@tommytimmy8441 he wasn't a farm animal???? What the hell??

[@SeventhSolar]

@@creakydabomb GOAT: Greatest Of All Time

[@creakydabomb]

@@SeventhSolar I know what it means as an acronym I was just making a joke because he used it as a word in lowercase.

[@BijinMCMXC]

@@SeventhSolar I’m going to be nice and decline to whoosh you.

[@adjoint_functor]

Filibusters couldn't happen in the UK, because within the first minute you'd have the entire congregation shouting "GET ON WITH IT!" Edit: Why is this my most liked comment it's not even that good lol

[@madeleinewalker838]

🤣

[@MegaOgrady]

Maybe we found the solution to US politics

[@lupo1501]

Now all I’m imagining is Monty pythons holy grail

[@adjoint_functor]

@@lupo1501 Yup, that's about the voice I wrote this in

[@LoRdInTeRwEbS]

You clearly no absolutely nothing about our government then.

[@thirstydemon]

"we've got a new hand gesture from the shadow chancellor". For some reason this made me piss myself.

[@Eliz210]

“A collective moan…” 😅 I need to find a way to use this in everyday conversation

[@MA-fg6ts]

UK PARLIAMENT IS A WHOLE REALITY SHOW I'M CRYING

[@elizabethmartin3831]

So which season we on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TrianglePants]

All of politics is.

[@efrainsantiago2811]

Damn it. They should have evicted Mr. Robertson sooner.

[@Dragoneer]

It’s not always like that, these clips are spread out over the years. Most of the time it’s just as boring as the US, only there’s more chance for things to kick off...

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

XDDD

[@LecherousLizard]

Similarities: Both are a circus Differences: One of them embraces it

[@Delrost]

Underrated comment

[@MrTimmy132]

best comment

[@robin9759]

Greatest comment ever

[@appleslover]

Underrated comment

[@servvo]

perfect summary

[@ileiad]

What I noticed with USA and UK politics is that USA is ultimately divided into two cultures: (1) previously a "non-free" state, and (2) an off-shoot of new york city. Whereas with UK politics, they're united by the undeniable fact that they're British. Like, it doesn't matter if one party is conservative or socialist. At the end of the day, they love tea and seeing the sun for 10 days a year.

[@PsYDaniel]

I love how oversimplified made a parody of the UK parliament with these videos in mind lol.

[@boywcurtains7355]

love how the uk parliament is no different to a football crowd

[@TropicalBrick]

Where do you think hooligans got the idea?

[@Kittycat-rm8hu]

I was actually thinking that it has something to do with there “football” culture. In the uk the fans are very passionate and rowdy while American FOOTBALL 🏈🇺🇸 fans are relatively calm compared to the uk.

[@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD]

@@Kittycat-rm8hu they are being loud when they agree or disagree with what the party leader or speaker is saying. It shows support. Tbh it is crazy lol, but then again gotta be democratic

[@alexandrerohban3154]

haters will say it is soccer

[@lkryan]

Haters say soccer.

[@Popcorn-de9fg]

"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?", Dumbledore asked calmly.

[@zainkhalid3670]

Lmao

[@nationalsocialist5526]

HaRry PoTAa iS DEeD!!!

[@Tandwar]

US: The book UK: The film

[@derekrequiem4359]

HARREH! DIDJA PUTCHA NAME INTHA GOBLARFAR????

[@hers6694]

PLEASE I CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUS😭

[@8Hshan]

TBH as someone from neither country I love the British way. When they're arguing it's harder to do sth harmful (for the country), and if they stop, it means they've got some kind of a compromise - and IMO democracy should work based on compromise. The only issue arises when they all agree to screw over the society, but oh well, you can't completely stop politicians from doing that, I guess 🙃 Oh, and in such a heated debate there's a slight chance they'll be more honest by accident. And, last but not least, it looks way more fun!

[@once.upon.a.time.]

I half expected someone in Parliament to come in at the last second with a steel chair 😂

[@yourexhusband2338]

USA politics: when the teacher is in UK politics: when the class has a cover teacher

[@madsquirrelz276]

😂😂😂

[@thomasbennett712]

Poor Bercow is the cover teacher

[@lj7169]

Great comment 😂😂 you will acquire many likes with your addition, my honourable gentleman 👍

[@yourexhusband2338]

@@lj7169 why thank you very much 🙏

[@AnimeEnergy]

In the USA we call that a substitute teacher

[@xINVISIGOTHx]

UK politics is like filming a sitcom with a live studio audience full of soccer fans

[@Krax0n-]

saying uk and "soccer" in the same sentence...

[@mrminkman952]

@@Krax0n- AHHH it burns what a world what a world

[@sarahhooper277]

It's called football

[@a_person_online0]

I believe most of the people in our parliament are football fans…

[@thelicensednerd1626]

@@Krax0n- smh

[@yakkowarner21]

love how every time Boehner says "the President said and I quote" and what followed are shouting matches in the House of Commons or literally Dennis Skinner calling David Cameron "dodgy Dave"

[@tezcanuyank3446]

As a turkish person the UK parliament is very similiar to ours but we also sometimes get into fist fighting

[@errrno1761]

uk parliament is literally a rap battle ground all i hear is the crowd going: DAMNNNNNNNNNN

[@Competitive_Antagonist]

So why do Americans think we're all polite and reserved?

[@BucksheeRounds]

@@Competitive_Antagonist they get us confused with Japan because we're both island nations.

[@bananabrain2996]

@@Competitive_Antagonist because the politicians don't reflect the majority of the population

[@Fabio53443]

they yell because they aren't allowed to clap at each other

[@connarkent282]

Just thinking of Ali G

[@kaiserwaffle7896]

American Senator: "the president said and i quote" British MP: "DODGY DAVE!"

[@mrminkman952]

Baffled Boris

[@bleepblop5682]

Handy man han

[@arrenworden6226]

@Jimothy Biscuit you're too stupid.

[@lgay1927]

@Jimothy Biscuit political nutjob here we come

[@Eclipse-bn2ng]

He is dodgy

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

"On May 5th, 2010, the president said, and I quote,'We got a new hand gesture!'"

[@gengardanny607]

British politics is my secondery school pe changing room arguments