V*ginas Don't Look Like They Used To - Comedian CP - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

Some of these (insert body part here) look like someone ate them already.
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Originally filmed 7/23/23
Videographer: Omar @badsplice
Editor: Keera Stephen, @keera.s
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Clips from the country’s hottest and funniest stand-up comedy show, Chocolate Sundaes. Held Every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
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[@unaffected_covid]

"C'mon in young man." As he puts the cigarette butt out with his foot. I'm dead. 💀

[@missjocie]

The 🐱 smoking a cigarette had me SCREAMING!😭😭😭💀

[@drphot6050]

Ooh I wanna hear ya next time 😂

[@kiaracouch9315]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭

[@aamazintribe]

This ninja lookalike Crash Bandicoot the video game character.

[@jcon1671]

Yea and put the MF out too😂😂😂

[@WyndalGreyOfficial]

I was Hollering on God 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀💀

[@riznellousfactory]

He’s hilarious he put the cigarette out in said come on in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sweetheartluv1823]

Young man 😅

[@riznellousfactory]

His imagination is krazy 😂😂😂

[@kennyBrodriguez]

Come on in young man!!

[@akken2112]

"Who the hell sent you down here" while smoking and those bugged out eyes! 😂😂😂😂

[@b.o.1951]

“Ima stank maaaan” this set was funny af 😂😂😂

[@joesmith-vd4hu]

" What She eat??? Onion's!!!.. this bitch here" .....I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@petergreene9312]

That took the women out. Good comedians are intellectuals

[@robgarcia1181]

CP doesn't tell jokes, his eyes say it first and his mouth just repeats. 😂

[@3.0TMKreaZ]

😂😂

[@PapiGrande1]

This. Is. Hilarious. 🔝

[@lastlvl]

roast me joke worthy lolol

[@robgarcia1181]

@@lastlvl CP can see it coming 100 miles away. If we stuck him Inna spaceship we could lidar the universe. His eyes so big one time he sneezed with them open an old lady screamed "ROCK SLIDE". He once stopped a runaway train with eye telekinesis.

[@PapiGrande1]

@@robgarcia1181 you still got time to save yo legacy my boy.

[@Yurrr823]

Cp is the king of joke break downs... the side banter attached to the jokes he comes up with .... IS COMPLETELY UNPARALLEL TO ANYONE ELSE IVE HEARD

[@reinaldopessoa2603]

True, only other person I've heard do it is Robin Williams.

[@Yurrr823]

@@reinaldopessoa2603 tru..an I still think he can't hold a candle next to CP.. if CP was in as many movies as Robin Williams... He would have Eddie Murphy money by Now lol

[@reinaldopessoa2603]

@@Yurrr823 😄😄 well let's not be crazy, not even Jim Carrey has Eddie Murphy money.

[@bloodycheeseinsidemyass]

🖐🏻👮🏻‍♂️

[@bloodycheeseinsidemyass]

​@@Yurrr823🖐🏻👮🏻‍♂️

[@Exhibit_C_me]

You can tell the difference between comedians who force jokes and those who are just funny asf. CP definitely one of them ones the shit is God given..💯

[@KDogduval]

Maaaan this joint had me ROLLING!🤣🤣 "Who sent'chu down here"? "Imma stank man..imma stank"😭😭😭

[@swiftkarma4436]

😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[@mrsetamayple]

“Come on in young man” got me 😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@ldyung]

CP’s act outs are unparalleled. In my opinion some of his best work that gets slept on a lot 💯

[@modeblacc4840]

How this feels like CP channelling Bernie Mac.... 😂😂😂😂 god Damn it's crazy

[@riothadon3153]

The cigarette smoker is too funny 😂😴

[@dell7443]

Great job being a hater....u are in rare form with the negativity

[@TorquemadaTwist]

"C'mon in young man". I hollered. 😅

[@mzzodiacc]

It was the puttin out of the butt forMe!😅🤣👌🏽

[@GeauxCo]

3:17 When The Coochie Put The Cigarette Out I Fell 😂😂. CP Foolish Asf ☠️‼️

[@onetake_sun6915]

CP mad hilarious!!! When he started talking about today's coochies, I was gone!!! LMFAO

[@ivery214]

When he said it looked like and old ass man and imma stank...took me all the way out 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@bloodycheeseinsidemyass]

🖐🏻👮🏻‍♂️

[@Don-hh4ff]

My boy smelled his hand 😂😂😂😂

[@selfreal42130]

His ability of adding personality to support his jokes is top tier. The banter just rolled off, very genuine and funny.

[@BT-jm3ww]

Chewed up....the little line. I'm done! 😂😂😂😂

[@thachocolategod]

I'm a simple man, I see CP, I'm watching. Mans is effortlessly hilarious.

[@bloodycheeseinsidemyass]

Hold up 🖐🏻👮🏻‍♂️

[@zjokmclin2979]

We need that Netflix special 😂😂😂

[@reinaldopessoa2603]

He did his special like a month he's not sure where he's releasing it yet. Can't cause I heard it was beyond 🔥

[@sakizaky9270]

Thats so exciting @@reinaldopessoa2603

[@cbplibra1012]

Yea he’s ready!!! 😂

[@stevendalloesingh]

My dyslexic ass thought that said "Cervix Special" 😂

[@beechizel8148]

Bro that was a great fooking set!!! I legit laughed my ass off. The concept was dope and the pussy putting out that cig was instant classic!

[@robins.9700]

Looking like someone ate it already...omfg im dying 😂🤣💀

[@fabianel7280]

This is one of the BEST I've ever seen on this channel 👌🏾 😂😂😂 I'm bout to research this brothers whole career 😂

[@DIESEL0725]

"WHO SENT YOU DOWN HEEYUH!!" LMAO!!

[@coupdsantana206]

"Imma stank man, imma stank" 😂😂😂😂😂🤢🤮

[@itz_akuma]

😅😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@samanthaeichhorn4319]

Come on in here young man! 😂😂😂😂

[@StoneyLover93]

I’m literally crying 🤣🤣 CP is hilarious.

[@stryfetc1471]

CP is a wild boy!😂🤦🏾

[@JonSanders]

At 4:20 the spirit of Eddie Murphy enveloped this man's soul for a second 😂

[@soulspeaks9530]

CP always gives me a deep laugh 😂😂

[@bighomieJ5X]

CP always bringing the funny 💯👏🏾😂😂

[@bloodycheeseinsidemyass]

🖐🏻👮🏻‍♂️

[@keikeilocs]

I don't know why I click on this, but glad I did, this dude actually had me 😂😂💜

[@reesejohnson2788]

The personification of modern society is always funny, but sad 😅

[@MrTee12]

Hilarious…very original and authentic set!!! 🤣

[@shekinawashington]

When the kitty started talking like an old man 😂

[@shaunNkaidensDAD]

Not the coochie smokin 🤣🤣🤣

[@Blullaby]

I laughed with my full chest! I didn't expect anything he said, but the foolishness got me 🤭! Furbies are still out there though 😌

[@expertguy101]

He ain't never lied 😂😂😂😂

[@tspoonofmiya4739]

CP never disappoints! 🤣

[@Ava44322]

“The cmon in young man” - Got me weak! 😂😂😂😂

[@icsharpk]

Congrats on 400k! 🥳💪🏾 it’s been awhile but great to see the channel has grown 🔥

[@MrJaxnbeFishing]

This dude thought process is dope🤣💯

[@terryfrye2098]

He put the cigarette out 😂and said come on in young man.

[@deecee9480]

CP a fool😂😂😂

[@peanuthead32]

Ebreastile dysfunction is brilliant

[@niceymix1]

CP/Reggie Bo is still killing it 😂😂😂

[@trace7870]

CP is a living legend 🙌

[@PapiGrande1]

Fasho

[@tstewart8698]

"Is this my table?" 😂

[@yep81]

CP consistently has good standup

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

Karlous, CP, and Ali the funniest niggas in the world...PERIOD. Top 3 current black comedians, hands down. Godfrey a strong number 4, but those 3....if they in a room...they taking it over.

[@primereholmes9685]

Corey Holcomb got it like that too. I would put him at 1 then the rest and Sydney at the 5

[@chrisisslick]

Y'all must not know about Tony Roberts. Can't leave him out.

[@primereholmes9685]

Colonic is a classic

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

@chrisisslick he great too but he previous/90s generation

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

@primereholmes9685 I feel like Corey more of a joke writer. For example I cant listen to Corey talk on podcasts all day, he get old quick with the same jokes...like it always come back to "that b*itch ain't shit!" My top 3 can talk about anything with anybody for HOURS and have you laughing nonstop the whole time. I seen CP tell a white guy he got wrestler hair and did a Jeff hardy actout...HILARIOUS!

[@Chastidee]

"Look at us!" 😂

[@stryfetc1471]

Sucked the titties into their FULL glory!😂

[@candacemarieg]

CP's mind is crazy!!!!!!

[@nicholasweezy]

Bricc Baby funny as hell

[@brandonshannon6864]

CP is a freaking genius! The originality and the delivery is unmatched!!!!

[@Shadok-1906]

I love full, unshaved bush!

[@MrFinesse316]

Sooo many women got SOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE!! 😂😂😂

[@dvdndsWill]

CP is a phenom! 💪🏾✌🏾😂

[@jarsdiy]

“C’mon in young man!”😂😂😂

[@linaluv215]

Im screaming. Cp is so funny istg

[@POPLSEV7]

Thanks for the laughs I needed this 👍💯🙏

[@Thealchemistpoet]

Did y'all miss the line about the slit?? He said let me back up, maybe l missed the p***y😂😂😂😂😂. C'mon on in young man...Instant classic 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cmog5586]

"come on in here young man"😂😂😂😂

[@cloutcrutch]

😂😂😂 CP a Detroit Legend fasho

[@Djzen312]

Omg this dude had me cracking up. He’s just stupid. Can you imagine him roasting friends at a party? You can’t go against him😂

[@willgates9381]

“Come on in here young man” 😅😂

[@mastrbastrd]

"come on in young man" 😂😂😂

[@Yurrr823]

😂😂😂😂😂" oohhhhh that's a wet one " cp hell boi

[@memphissmith8936]

Mane this guy needs to blow all the way up. Love CP!

[@1FanofTHEECOSYSTEM]

HE IS REALLY INTRICATE!

[@shalonshay103]

“ What’s its name? plurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 😂😂😂

[@stryfetc1471]

CP a goon!

[@dimviesel]

CP eyes pop out the socket every time he sneeze

[@CoryJonesMusic]

"Not at the beginning" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jpricethereason]

I already knew this was gonna be hilarious. I wasn’t ready.

[@ARushin80]

Top 50 comedian in America right now! Lol

[@naturalscratcher9498]

When I was looking up this video I typed in the last line of the video let me back up!🤣🤣🤣This is hilarious CP is hilarious

[@MIAWaveGod]

Bro said “Ebreastlye Disfunction”😂

[@yessir_mr_ross]

“That’s a wet one!” 😂😂😂💀

[@stryfetc1471]

That FLOORED me!😂

[@alexandershabazzi8890]

LOLLLLL!!! - This is one of the best sets I’ve seen for 2023. Wow. 😂

[@cornholio3151]

CP OMGGG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my stomach is killing me

[@PapiGrande1]

1:26 not the wind up lmao

[@keysgocrazy6751]

Yall ain't even see him do the sneaky smell test😂😂😂

[@HiphopPushpromo]

This was hilarious good job!

[@AngeloGiles]

Had me crying laughing lmao!

[@tedgraham6548]

1:12 😂😂😂 whoaaaa pause.….

[@brittbrat4bd]

“Come on in here young man”😂😂😂

[@RaymondTorresNJ78]

A little Furby😂😂😂

[@vinceg1045]

“Ima stank man” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@novembersky1821]

I miss Reggie Bo! You gotta bring him back 😂

[@JohnDoe-kw4fl]

This dude is hilarious ! He had me with the " White Lady Crackhead " bit.

[@windowbreezes]

Yet another good Preacher with the set! haha!

[@m.s.9535]

😂😂😂😂😂😂He ain't even lying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Antbo4ReV0Lt]

He a fool dawg😂😂

[@Cornbreadmuffin86]

I remember him from the white crackhead lady joke 😂 " Ya got 5 bucks?" 😂😂😂

[@Britafilta]

I cannot contain myself laughing at this video lmfao

[@YoungMAKAVELIII]

I just woke up opened youtube and seen this best laugh to start my day

[@Loveis_Kind]

Yooooo😂😂😂 my cheek bones are burning rn

[@Magnif1]

Lmao CP the 🐐

[@Lacewk]

Come on in young man killed me 😂😂😂

[@jibrilbuilder2668]

“Look at us.” 😂😂😂

[@realforevermedia]

Oh y'all went out to dinner?😂😂😂

[@kieranfester3296]

I died several times during this set