V/H/S/Beyond (2024) KILL COUNT

[@DeadMeat]

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[@air03man]

These “vhs tapes” films aren’t that great but let’s get to the kills! anyway

[@grantpowell4135]

54 minute video is such a treat Thanks dead meat team and Zoran never ever shave that mustache lol

[@KamaniiDubs]

I had a seizure while driving Monday and this video is the first thing to feel normal. Y’all are so enjoyable.

[@grantpowell4135]

​@@KamaniiDubsHoly hell man sorry bout the stroke

[@emberman65]

Yall need to fix your grammar calling a dude by a word for Multiple People

[@h.u.n.k493]

I love that James will never fully be able to escape Thankskilling, but also real credit to Jordan Downey for his segment, its actually really badass.

[@grantpowell4135]

Giving props to the thing you hate lol

[@theotakux5959]

Gotta love evidence that just because you make some bad films, it doesn't mean you're a bad filmmaker.

[@MilesToGoGo]

The first Thankskilling is actually hilarious imo I still think about it all the time too lol

[@skyofthelivingdead]

Tbh I think his segment was the best in Beyond.

[@mariaquiet6211]

I live for James' perpetual embarrassment over Zoran

[@TheMovieSequelDude49]

"Stowaway" genuinely might be one of the most disturbing horror segments of the entire franchise. Body horror, alien abduction, the genuine terror of being trapped in space, time dilation, the idea of a painful, agonizing immortality (truly a fate worse than death). This is definitely a franchise highlight. Kudos to Mike Flannagan and Kate Siegel for making such an awesomely horrifying segment.

[@iheartbusterk82]

Flanagan excels at ideas that become more horrifying the more that you think of them.

[@thegoldenstation9723]

That might actually be one of the worst fates I’ve ever seen in a horror movie

[@Tachii31]

I wonder if things will get better or worse for her when the alien wakes back up.

[@juicy_popcorn5663]

and he wrote that shit in just 20 minutes

[@iheartbusterk82]

@@juicy_popcorn5663 the man is just too talented. Twenty minutes to write one of the best segments in the entire franchise. I’d argue it’s also the most horrifying and the saddest.

[@cptnhelldrvr182]

i loved that the segment STORK has a Happy ending and actually beat the villain. Almost all of V/H/S/ segments didn't have a happy ending

[@johnwayneespelimbergo8006]

Actually the first V/H/S did have one happy ending with the last segment, albeit it was an alternative one, it would have definitely been. And although it wasn't specifically stated or shown, with Total Copy, who as of now i assume Rory has been neutralized, captured, or killed by the government. There was also the fact that the last researcher managed to escape before she got done in by Rory herself. (It's somber but it's not THAT bad of an ending, no?)

[@parkermacinnis3977]

Many of them are happy endings...for the monsters...

[@cptnhelldrvr182]

@@parkermacinnis3977 i agree on that

[@johnwayneespelimbergo8006]

@@parkermacinnis3977 fr

[@Cheez_Doodlezz]

Not really the homie ET died 😭

[@AdamMadryciarz]

54 minutes kill count is actually insane

[@NXMAS]

you meant 3 minutes

[@piyaphumL.]

I just noticed too. Dame , Dead meat is cooking good.

[@wyslanniknewworldorder9525]

The longest kill count was in "Chucky" series.

[@zaynalmunir-iu8xm]

Great. I have to waste one hour of my life?

[@Wocxhardt]

I’m not complaining I wish every vid was a hour 😂😂

[@myeyesdontbreathe3555]

honestly, this latest series of Kill Counts have turned V/H/S from a series I never even knew existed to one of my favourite horror franchises. I love when you cover series with a much smaller presence as it shows me the deep, intricate corners of horror I'd never have known about otherwise. V/H/S 94 was the first V/H/S film I watched BEFORE watching the Kill Count on it and I'm so glad to have found this awesome little series.

[@balabanasireti]

Cringe

[@myeyesdontbreathe3555]

@@balabanasireti respectfully, you suck.

[@TendoASMR]

@@balabanasiretiboo

[@nothing1601]

@@balabanasiretichoassup

[@DIsjaiel]

@@balabanasiretiyour comments on this channel show you have absolutely no social life and honestly it’s just embarrassing, imagine if your parents knew you did this after they spent all that time raising you

[@EX7Sonic]

I love that the series has included segments shot by directors and actors in other parts of the world like Indonesia, Spain or India. It's nice to see their approach to horror and how different/similar it might be to horror shot in the US.

[@nickirkland1347]

NGL i think those countries, along with Thailand and parts of Europe, has a great arsenal of horror movies. As an Indonesian, I know our older movies kinda suck, but there were good ones and we've been improving lately. I really wish Dead Meat would cover movies from those countries too, but I can understand if it's harder to find the behind the scenes knowledge from other countries.

[@Tonne1921]

There was also a segment shot in the UK I’m talking about that bird one in the V/H/S horror Snapchat shorts

[@NeoGeo64]

I’m thinking of one made in Japan but with a kitsune and one Set in Morocco

[@Osc473]

48:44 also ngl I really like how Chelsea, Zoren, and the other get regular and gruesome kill while James get the "Fate worse than Death" treatment

[@MegaMr46]

@@Osc473 although he too did die in this segment from the bite

[@alexb3960]

I'm not gonna lie, that f you from Zach in the sky diving segment made me tear up a little. That was so intense and heartbreaking. That actor did a really good job at making you feel his characters pain.

[@FormalFilmsProductions]

Agree. I felt that.

[@balabanasireti]

Don't care

[@cccoops]

@@balabanasiretijohn

[@nnitro]

awesome ​@@balabanasireti

[@Aceattorneyaceattprney]

@@balabanasireti ok…? nobody cares

[@plattytheperrypus5701]

6:10 i love how it feels like zoran takes any excuse to show off his adorable kid

[@LocalGiganfan1980]

I love how just the mention of thankskilling 3 pains James. He literally stopped to ponder his life choices.

[@ramseystanga7500]

This is thankskilling me

[@grantpowell4135]

He looks back like, "Why did i ever cover that dam movie lol

[@ashec.6824]

The craziest part is it might not even be his worst horror movie anymore - Verotika is at the very least a serious contender if it hasn't overtaken Thankskilling 3 entirely because at least that had some effort put in with the puppets and such.

[@savagedragon79]

Thankskilling3 was trash! I used to recommend the original,but they took a big dump on the sequel.

[@LocalGiganfan1980]

@@savagedragon79 ikr

[@DrThrustbone]

Damn, that stowaway short is horrifying. Unable to die, alone, being ripped to shreds and brought back less and less human, your ultimate destination and fate a complete mystery, left in the hands of alien entities of unknown intentions.

[@potato1094]

This is definitely the most tragic movie in the series, since most of the people featured were just normal people compared to some of the more unsavorey characters from VHS pasts.

[@klmpore4334]

​@potato1094 i liked that one more because I genuinely liked the main character and I just felt like she was so blinded by trying to solve this mystery that she accidentally abandoned her daughter in the process 😢

[@klmpore4334]

​@potato1094 usually vhs characters are wildly unlikeable lol

[@lauryntonio]

@@potato1094also a shocking lack of survivors in this one

[@thedevilsrockstxr2309]

Also at tht speed she would've had a heart attack and nanobots arent healing tht so knowing that kinda kills it

[@diaryofadeadsoul5531]

as someone who has actually really been here since 2017, it's insane to see a kill count on a single movie that's almost an hour long and hosted by three different people (along with a cameo from one of the directors!). seeing the old kill count set was pretty surreal too and just honed in on the fact that dead meat has only grown and gotten better since then. this channel has probably been the only one i subscribed to that has literally never left my life since i found it (i sometimes go months without visiting youtube, but the podcast still keeps me company). i hope you guys just keep getting more opportunities to do what you love doing because we also love watching everything you put out.

[@brandongamingtv7545]

24:00 *this is a trope occurance that happens in the godfather films, by the way, although the trope's actual meaning is that when oranges appear, it's a message to the audience telling them not to get too attached to whichever characters are in the scene. Once audiences know to watch out for oranges, it might seem like a spoiler to telegraph every tragic plot turn. If oranges appear before a death, the audience can see it coming.

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

"I saw you, in an orange grove." Apparently John Cusack's character never saw the Godfather.

[@mikecabral2420]

Fun fact about this trope, the set designer for the Godfather said this was entirely coincidental. He found a lot of the sets to be a bit bland so added fruit particularly oranges or tangerines to them to add a bit of color and make them more visually interesting. It still works strangely well as foreshadowing since almost all the scenes with them added almost always are connected to one of the assassination or attempted assassination scenes.

[@VixstraLarge]

Hey apple

[@calvinmatthews1527]

That "To the Numbers" bit gave me such warm feelings until we got to the twist. This channel has grown so much.

[@benderbendingrodriguez420]

That Stowaway segment has to be one of the most brilliant, horrifying things ive seen/thought of. The real psychics of space.. the body horror.. jesus Mike & his Wife were cooking

[@thatguywhowearsblack]

Psst. Hey, Zoren. I know you want to kill count Freaked (1993). Just ask James and Chelsea to go out to get your milk and cigarettes and sneak onto the set to film it.

[@thingything00]

SECONDED. I'm sure they'll fall for it

[@Xx_Amelia_xX]

Signing the pention now...

[@grantpowell4135]

@thatguywhowearsblack omg was way to young to see that movie but I'm a better man for it I 3rd that man's idea to do freaked!!! Make it happen ZORAN

[@Nivek-G9]

I 4th it! Let Zoran do it! It'd be fun!

[@thegoldenstation9723]

Get him to Kill Count The Stuff while he’s at it

[@JefferyEpsteinOfficial]

I hope we can see more kill counts on anthology movies in the future, so that we can see zoran, james and Chelsea all do a kill count together again!

[@StarlightGlimmerIsBestPony]

They’ll definitely do this again when they cover V/H/S/8

[@harmonlanager2670]

Tales of Halloween would be a fun one. I can see Zoran covering the cops vs pumpkins one

[@grantpowell4135]

I hope so because I don't think I could laugh any harder then when Zoran said happy born day you little fing monster 10:34 lol

[@robbykunkel5263]

I would love to see them cover the ABC's of death and all hallow eve eventually because the birth of an icon

[@NOZY741]

​@@harmonlanager2670cool

[@CosplayFrankenstein]

I love Zoran in his dad era 😂 I am also TERRIFIED of heights yet Live and Let Dive was my favorite segment

[@kp2ng]

Hey so correction about the diving segment, zach is confirmed to actually not be killed by whatever that zap was. Whatever they found in his brain they needed, and apparently he is out there somewhere with them. I think Justin confirmed this in a reddit thread.

[@aswanggrandma]

i wonder what he had in his brain that they needed so badly.

[@octosquid48]

That leaves the question of who found the footage and how

[@kp2ng]

@@aswanggrandma that’s what I’ve been wondering, not like we get any hints as to it either

[@PencilFan-hj3lo]

I did ​@@octosquid48

[@birbfactss]

​@@kp2ng they just needed to remember if they left the oven on yesterday, it's okay :)

[@painda_5605]

shout out to hailey for having one of the most horrifying fates in a v/h/s movie- lost in space potentially millions of years in the future, endlessly being sliced apart and rebuilt into a barely human genetic frankenstein of animal parts and begging to die all while still having her daughters dinosaur toy floating around with her working as a constant reminder of what she lost and can never go back home to

[@Trashman.2020]

What’s makes it worst is that there some ways it could have been avoided from what the kid said the aliens are researchers but aren’t evil. They probably would have just let her out if she hadn’t hid.

[@painda_5605]

@@Trashman.2020 it could've very easily been avoided but obviously hindsight's 20/20, and i don't think hailey considered she'd be stuck like THAT- she's just stuck with that regret for the rest of her (un)natural life

[@Trashman.2020]

@@painda_5605 kind of wonder what the aliens will do with her when they finally get home? Will they try to reverse the process, keep around as a test subject, give her a mercy kill ect.

[@Syliag7]

​@@Trashman.2020imagine that alien coming out of his stasis pod. "What in the dread star of Carcosa is this ?!?!"

[@klmpore4334]

​@Trashman.2020 her innocent curiosity fed her to it... and knowing how much she was yearning for answers aides in not being disappointed in her for being interested... this one made my heart heavy in a way I never thought vhs could.

[@kakenboltorcher]

5:53 the casual “it is” is the cherry on top

[@stephensherwin8621]

Poor Zoren can’t believe anyone was sad enough to send a death threat. I really enjoyed ur time covering for James! 🎃

[@Tachii31]

Seriously, Zoran's Kill Counts were great!

[@Noah2Stoned]

@@Tachii31fr I didn’t like him at the start cause I have autism and don’t like change but he’s grown on me so much I like him now a lot I’m proud he’s a Dad now he’ll be a good one so will James!!!

[@soupahbunnybusiness]

My ex showed me this channel and HATES zoren like how can you hate him??? I just don’t get it??

[@grantpowell4135]

@@Tachii31 100 💯 agreed

[@stephensherwin8621]

@@soupahbunnybusiness I love Zoran I think he’s really funny, I love the whole team! Legit been watching since 2020 lol 😝

[@RaptorTijn]

42:27 poor Zoran, he is amazing at it. I for one love his counts. We love you Zoran “In Spaaaaaaaace” Gvojic❤

[@liliowen2132]

In Space With Zoran.

[@brims96]

This kill count series has been SO FUN! My fiancé and I had started watching these movies around the same time as the videos began, and seeing all the behind the scenes, review, and clever jokes has been a great experience! Would love to see you three do something similar again!!

[@jamesbames4888]

And so ends the Dead Meat Video saga... (for now). And, wow. I've gotta say, this whole marathon has been one the most entertaining rides I've been on as of late. Seeing the three hosts each offering their own unique style of comedy and commentary for all seven movie, each concluding with a hilarious and creative found footage short, has been indescribably fun these past few months. Great job on giving this franchise the treatment it deserves, you three! Here's hoping V/H/S/8 will deliver even more spooky goodness!

[@Thatonehorrormoviefan]

I really want to write a original story for V/H/S, can’t wait to see what V/H/S 8 delivers!

[@MightyMurloc]

"The Algorithm" being the ultimate enemy for a channel that is often un-monitisable is just perfect. As a massive fan, your videos DEFINE my Fridays.

[@staugroanianadams8775]

Zoran, I hope you never change, you're awesome, the whole team is awesome. I still rewatch the critters and tremors count from time to time lol.

[@AvengedHate26]

Whoever sent zoran a death threat. Stop it, get some help. Leave our flannel king alone!

[@shrimplyholy]

real tho. dont say death threats to ppl, zoran is gen a really cool host

[@DarkOsprey28]

Wtf Zoran is such a cool dude. There’s always gonna be assholes that hate for hates sake

[@chiwebacac64]

You know how chronically online you have to be to do that insane

[@thegoldenstation9723]

Jordan Peele was right, spectacle is a roaring flame everyone would rather watch than put out

[@Tachii31]

Even if you're not a fan of his style, you can still be good people.

[@Lunaaaarrr599]

The recall of the movie Tusk along with the dog segment made my stomach turn. I dunno why but there's just something about the idea of surgically transforming helpless people into some strange messed up, Mutilated animals and trying to train them as such has been the thing that makes me wanna vomit.... Mad respect.

[@zeebeereactions]

Let's add Human centipede to the list of gut turning movies

[@whothehckisbucky859]

It's one of my weirdest fears now, thanks to those movies 😭

[@Lunaaaarrr599]

@@zeebeereactions human centipede gets it for me too. Like the aspect of one human just using other's bodies like an art project, and with the added knowledge that the humans are completely helpless and with stuff like Tusk and this segment, where it's just THEIR life now to forever be these grotesque acts against any form of creation makes me sad and sick to my stomach...

[@notreallydavek7237]

The dog segment was directed by Justin Long who stared in husk

[@zaksharman]

@@notreallydavek7237 Tusk

[@fxalipranti]

As someone who is quite catholic, Zoran’s “glad I’m not Catholic” line might be one of the funniest of this whole episode, and there was a lot of great lines.

[@antheathetiefling8581]

1) i wasn't expecting a Dragon Age reference in a Kill Count episode. 2) James's tape was legit unnerving...all the to the numbers shorts for this series were amazing! Great work to everyone involved!

[@IwhowasdatXD960]

That Dragon Age reference made me very happy 😊

[@frolicinq]

Wait where? I missed it 👀 [the DA reference]

[@IwhowasdatXD960]

​@@frolicinq 3:57

[@frolicinq]

​@@IwhowasdatXD960THANK U OMG

[@IwhowasdatXD960]

@@frolicinq no problemo

[@MrTristans80]

22:20 you're not supposed to be operating a camera until you have 200 recorded jumps. When you went tandem jumping the jump masters were operating the cameras and you were just cargo. So even if you're licenced to jump alone you can't necessarily use a camera until you've passed 200 logged jumps.

[@willcurtis74]

I've loved these V/H/S Kill Counts! Being a long time viewer of Dead Meat, it's crazy seeing a film that I had a small part working on being featured on the channel! I was the Camera PA on Christian and Justin's segment, you can even see me blurred in the background doing the slate in the photo at 1:28. Such a fun experience as it was my first professional set experience, feeling that excitement and passion that was put behind it from all the crew & cast was so motivating for me. Justin and Christian were the nicest guys too, even got to have lunch with them while on set! Seeing the actors who played Gary and Abraham (the dogs) walk around set so casually was both the funniest and uncanniest things I've witnessed. Keep on the amazing work Dead Meat Team!

[@MGory828]

The fact Jordon made Stork hard to count on purpose to get back at James for the Thankskilling slander is the best and funniest revenge plot I’ve ever seen.

[@roxpeanut6123]

Saw someone commented on another channel that there's a tape named RAATMA, a segment from V/H/S 94. If you pause at 3:46 you can see the tape on the upper left. Would love to see a series on how warden dealt with raatma.

[@Talonknife6]

@@roxpeanut6123 Probably a lot of bullets.

[@puff6394]

Theres also a tape called lily, definitely a lot of bullets

[@beeferbeefer]

@@puff6394 so amateur night, storm drain, and stork are all connected?!

[@Thatonehorrormoviefan]

⁠@@beeferbeeferit would be cool to see it since the officers are monster hunters

[@fireentertainment5]

@@beeferbeefer I don't think the movies are all connected to each other, so they might be just references However, if they really were connected, then that world is screwed

[@jonathonsmm7056]

Honestly, I love the turn that dead meat has taken. The behind the scenes insight was why I started watching these videos in the first place and I love how the channel has started doing it more

[@brandongamingtv7545]

12:38 i do think that the W.A.R.D.E.N. thing could actually serve as a neat spinoff TV series - just give me the greenlight confirmation and I'll watch it.

[@Spork-kz4nu]

It’d be a fun tv show or game series

[@admiralpepper6933]

Literally Hunter: The Reckoning lol

[@COOLERthenU]

I'd binge that shit agresisvly

[@TheDisgruntledIdealist]

@@Spork-kz4nujust play Resident Evil 😭

[@Stage-Fryte]

@@admiralpepper6933 I’ve never ran a HTR campaign that wasn’t vigilante in nature, but an org hunter group would be pretty interesting.

[@MarkusArkus5]

So insane seeing Alanah Pearce in a movie after having watched her on Funhaus so long ago. She also has an Australian accent, so her American accent is pure acting. So great!

[@JM-dc5rn]

Was so random to see.

[@jonnymarcia4403]

@@JM-dc5rn its not so random when you know her and rahul are good friends with mike flannagan

[@bringdaruckus897]

We can tell

[@quethinks5429]

I only know her from that stalking story that she sadly experienced years ago that Nexpo covered on his channels

[@awesomesauce5974]

Define American accent, there are alot of accents in America.

[@laeliuss7495]

This is for sure my favorite movie of the series, actually iinsane how much they just got every little thing that makes VHS so good and did it perfectly. I just want more.

[@CyberMadHatter]

Fun fact : the guy who plays officer Aubert in Stork is played by James C Burn, who voices Frank Woods in the black ops series besides cold war.

[@ii_wav_ii3629]

He’s the one who literally created woods is whole character you can see it here, james is literally jus him. He got replaced by a dude who tries to sound like him, n he realized they aren’t bringing him back so he sought out other Business.

[@CyberMadHatter]

​@ii_wav_ii3629 still don't get why didn't they bring back james in cold war

[@derpybeagle]

You can very much tell, first time a heard him I was fucking blown away

[@CyberMadHatter]

@@derpybeagle true but not everyone can tell or knows who did the voice of frank woods cause of cold war frank woods being voiced by a different guy don't know about black ops 6 tho

[@fehdip]

His voice was familiar lol that's awesome

[@ArCayne_FGC]

"If you take a picture of someone wearing your face, does that count as a selfie?" Is an amazing and hilarious line for a Dead Meat script, jfc

[@EngHag]

These V/H/S kill counts have been some of the best, I loved them.

[@gearchief1819]

I love how James makes references his different cadences in his old videos and makes fun of them. He's really come a long way and it's nice to see him acknowledge that.

[@aleclawhun1847]

Hey James I’ve been struggling with stage two skin cancer and it sucks but you’re videos make me happy and not feel sad about it thanks love you and you’re whole group 🙏🏼❤️

[@ladiebugg5825]

🙏

[@icycandiee6343]

Praying for you.

[@cheatme1]

James what everyone looks forward to even though it's a morbid kill count it's just the friendly personalities that keep us here.

[@fogsster]

Stay strong, internet person! I hope things get better for you.

[@BurntMemoriesAlt]

Stay strong, we're all behind you. 🙏

[@musicmaster1771]

I just have to say. I recently came back to this channel and ive been loving these new kill counts. The jokes are amazing and it brings life to this channel.

[@karlrainierlebajan6888]

I love Mike and Kate's Short "Stowaway", since after watching that short, it makes me wonder if the Alien sightings and their weird features are just humans abducted and mashed up with different DNA which is insane and fascinating at the same time. The concept is just so good, i never thought Flanagan would dive into sci-fi horror, lezzzgoooo!!

[@ThokozaniRadebe-p9r]

-Not really, the reason those different species of animals were in the ship was for research purposes...the reason why the character merged with those different animals was because the nanobots had no knowledge of healing Humans. They healed her using animal DNA...not because they are evil or something but because that's what they experimented with, animals. I guess after what they'll see they will definitely have to abduct humans so something like that never happens again🤣

[@AnvilPictures]

Mike Flanagan gave me some really good insight into getting noticed in the film industry. “Make a really good short film that displays your style and talent”

[@putriprihatini8450]

I love how Chelsea and Zoran got excited when James mentioned Mike Flanagan and Kate Siegel and then retreated in sulky disappointment when James announced he'd be the one deliver the kill counts because he's the boss :D I really enjoy your videos and the V/H/S kill count format with Chelsea and Zoran is fun, everyone does a great job with their own style! Dead Meat has shown me that while watching the movies itself is the experience that cannot be recreated, the creativity and passion emanating from this channel only adds to the whole positive experience of appreciating the horror genre.

[@shinyninja8107]

Wow, that “to the numbers” bit was legitimately unnerving. Dear god, you should make a horror movie! Wait

[@malisle13descendantslover46]

“Pre Game slides on in”

[@RandomBoi848]

@@malisle13descendantslover46that’s a short… kinda. I think the whole reason James A. Janisse called it a short was because the movie got cancelled (sadly)

[@malisle13descendantslover46]

@@RandomBoi848 ah that’s a shame it looked good

[@AlexHarrison-zv4jj]

@@RandomBoi848 I don't think it's been canceled, it's just still being shipped around to studios.

[@rexroy101]

The "to the kills" segments for this were amazing. I really appreciate all the effort they put into them.

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

I loved the little digs the sassy disembodied voice kept taking.

[@fabiomiller9711]

Short little paragraph about how much I love and appreciate James, Chelsea, Zorin, and the rest of the team! I found Dead Meat when the first Friday counts dropped and quickly fell in love with the Channel. I was going through a very tough time in my life and I found escape in Jame’s counts and jokes during those episodes. I matured since then and even found a girlfriend, we both fell more in love with Y’all and we would watch every upload that came out in the 3 years we spent together. We’ve since split up amicably and my life has become even more tough. I lost my 14 year old baby sister to suicide and am in the process of helping my family deal with slowly losing our mother to cancer as well. Throughout all my struggles in life the Dead Meat team has always been there without knowing it. Each upload giving me a reason to be happy and look forward to the coming days. I want to personally thank the DM team for all they do, each and every unsung editor and script writer, and anyone that helps. Y’all give me my weekly dopamine rush when I see the new kill count come up, and I’ll always hold y’all close to my heart, thank you!💜

[@TheNunu216]

Zoran has the cutest little baby and the way he lights up every time he mentions being a dad is so adorable ❤

[@KanadianKaiser]

Especially the cute little grudge noise 😭😭

[@EmmyLayton]

His little gremlin giggle and then “I’m a dad now >:{ )” (I hope I made that a mustache, I’m a bit rusty 😂😅)

[@iRideTheLightning]

bro his baby is sooo cute

[@alexkay6378]

The Wonka kill count is definitely a Checkhov's gun, now we just have to wait for it to arrive

[@staugroanianadams8775]

I keep looking for it and wondering if I'm just blind lol.

[@fangwhiteclaw7089]

Same here I been looking for it cuz it sounds fun

[@norgrimir]

Dead Meat outdid themselves with the production and quality of the V/H/S franchise Kill Counts. So impressed and excited for you all to have accomplished this. It is no small feat to make such an entertaining and charming series featuring three different hosts with different presentation styles. The recommendations at the end were also delightful, and I could not wait to watch each of these Kill Counts multiple times. Great work all around, and I can't wait to see what you do next.

[@Jekyll_Jackal]

An hour-long Dead Meat episode?? Yes!

[@TheBandit025Nova]

Here’s your Final Cut *Stabs Jekyll_Jackal*

[@TheScuffedBoat]

Love these vids, been BINGING hard on so many of them, not just V/H/S but so many more, thank you all for the years of fun and horror! Love you all, and I’ll never forget that iconic “I’m James A Janisse”

[@rustcohle7658]

Damn i remember when i first discovered the kill count last year. I was like a kid in a candy store, I binged for days haha

[@TheScuffedBoat]

@@rustcohle7658​​⁠lol that’s pretty funny but the best part is it’s not even my first vid lol, just randomly got back into it

[@Molikai]

I admit, I was kinda hoping the WARDEN storyline had one strange monster and 17 brooders. And there was no sign of the babies, until someone actually made the connection of '17 similar monsters.. 17 babies...'

[@diccchocolate416]

I don't really get what you're pointing out?

[@blank_kiddo7963]

"Sometimes, being the boss has its perks." AND SEEING CHELSEA AND ZORAN TRY TO COVER THE SEGMENT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. 😭

[@subscorpion9560]

Whoever sent death threats to Zoran should be ashamed of themselves. Zoran was a wonderful Host for dead meat. I loved his Tremors, Deathgasm and Deep Rising kill count. I’m looking forward to his resident evil kill count :)

[@StudioKelpie1993]

Okay, I'm in love with the first segement, also using art from one of my favourite Slavic Artists?! This is officially my favourite V/H/S film

[@alyxgraff9121]

42:05 Sam & Niko are in a V/H/S/ Movie! Congratulations to those two. They've really come a long way from their start as short filmmakers on KZbin

[@annkat3586]

+ Wren.

[@dominictimperio6497]

And Zoran not knowing who Wren was and acting like he’s just some random dude was very funny

[@TTHBLOX_]

I used to like them but they veered into AI and NFT bullcrap in recent years.

[@alyxgraff9121]

@@TTHBLOX_ There's a Corridor Digital NFT now? Where's your proof?

[@matiasrojas8002]

the skydiving party was such a good framing device for an alien encounter that Live and Let Dive became one of my favorite segments in the franchise. It's right up there with Safe Haven and The Empty Wake for me

[@PrimalSion]

Great concept, awful execution. Way too corny and not remotely scary

[@ConjureNoonSloth]

9:00 Zoran's GTFO is perfectly delivered lmao

[@compatriot852]

3:30 No matter what James does he can't escape Thankskilling 3 and Zoran knows it too

[@inoble8133]

We dont speak on that😂

[@Playsiera]

The first segment, which is basically Resident Evil, would be the coolest TV show ever, it's brilliant! I hope someone in the film business can continue this... Can't wait for Zoran's RE-Count in december then! Thank you guys so much for this fantastic Kill Count! The algorithm can't ignore greatness after all 👌💚

[@shangothunder1055]

It would be ok.

[@CinematicInsanity]

Best. Series. Ever. Seriously y’all killed it covering this series! Hope we can see Dead Meat Video. Perhaps with other anthology films like Southbound or ABC’s of Death? Scare Package could also work really well, given its wrap around is tied to a video rental store and the horror films within it

[@Mel-he7yc]

love zoran’s lil outlast reference, REALLY hoping we’ll get him doing an outlast count after RE!!

[@benhames6546]

Zoran just makes me smile....whenever i feel down i watch the Tremors vids.....top guy

[@lowcarbcomedy]

This comment made me smile

[@mariaquiet6211]

Zoran's gonna be his kid's friend's favorite dad

[@iamnotrealyouarejustcrazy]

This is peak kill count, definitely glad for all the change this great channel has had over the years

[@gfc_wd0129]

I still can’t believe I’ve been watching this channel constantly for about 7 years. Most channels I get bored with within a year or so. But DeadMeat has kept me all the way! Edit: Also, 10:11 Zoran as a new father myself it definitely hits different as a dad seeing stuff like this.

[@silverscreenslasher1490]

Looking forward to the future of the V/H/S franchise and whatever else Dead Meat has planned!!! YEEHAW!!!

[@UnchargedBattery978]

i really hope we get more zany stuff from V/H/S in the future, imo the real creative ones are some of the most creative, and best

[@nerdydrawer7265]

For the Stork segment, I was so scared that the Brooders would end up being the babies they were looking for. Like the stork gave them some cracked aging serum or something

[@vertix10]

you know it's almost halloween when you start watching Dead Meat daily

[@ZeAniMator]

fr XD

[@D33ZNutz007]

I’ve watched so many kill counts I now have to wait for a new episode to come out 😂😂😂

[@FloridaGuy53]

What do you mean "almost Halloween?" You don't watch Dead Meat daily at any other time of year?

[@DalePWhyte]

You mean.... you don't usually?

[@rayvenbarry2312]

@@D33ZNutz007sammmeee ☠️ i just go back to my favorites like the wrong turns and screams!

[@Bjhorn279]

I’m absolutely going to miss this format of kill count, but it was such a fun ride throughout this month. Easily my favorite Dead Meat series

[@littleowleyes]

This series has been my absolute favourite. I agree with you James, the videos this year have been above and beyond in quality - you and your whole team are crushing it!

[@cerberusXII]

48:00 why was i absolutely convinced that the voice was going to say "i'm puppet james"

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

I thought it was going to be Turkey from Thankskilling as revenge for all the bashing James did.

[@MrGavoToYou]

“The Algorithm”? Pfft, yeah right. It’s definitely Puppet James in disguise

[@tokubrony9447]

A 54 minute Kill Count!? Probably the biggest treat gifted to fans before Halloween. Thank you, Dead Meat team! Keep being awesome!

[@weifoongchung2654]

VHS Beyond kill montage (counting main characters in each segment) ［Stork］ ET: get brain out by alien stork, becoming a Brooder and shot down by his own teammate ［Dream Girl］ Sonu and Arnab: decimated by Tara the android ［Live or Let Dive］ Logan: head riped off Brittney, Noah, Jess: get killed by alien Zach: get zapped ［Fur Babies］ Miles, Pat, Sam and Christina: get killed by human hybrid dog ［Stoaway］ No casualty ［Abduction/Adduction］ No casualty

[@johndecosta2582]

5:54 favorite part. “Hi Jordan🙂”

[@loveandpeace3345]

29:41 I love how much Lucy wants to throw hands

[@johnsonsharon81]

I missed Lucy so much!! 🥹

[@TheBandit025Nova]

Well it’s clear she the trouble maker

[@Levleup]

Lucy the cat come to do. No. Good!

[@selfware4335]

Getting Shang Tsung’s new VA to voice the algorithm must’ve been awesome for James!

[@GremlinAbsolute]

I love the continuous use of the Wonka Kill Count for "What killed the channel" Super fun way to keep all of the tapes you guys made consistent!

[@crimsonaqua9618]

His face when he said “hail storkma” is why I keep coming back

[@Amsosorryscotty]

34:41 I love how James isn’t afraid to make fun of his past videos. ( my past videos suck) so I don’t blame him. I can see why he remaster hit older videos.

[@ThankYouCityOfficial]

The Lucy and Molly cameos are always a delight

[@TheBandit025Nova]

The Janisse Sisters

[@BlueKnight85]

I didn't expect Alanah Pearce to get mentioned on one of these films. Way before she worked at IGN and RT, I remember her being the host for Zelda Universe, one of the larger hubs relating to sharing Legend of Zelda news. Her time there was over a decade ago, when I was first started looking at ZU's stuff when I became a fan of the gaming franchise. Feels like a lifetime ago now and I do see her pop up every now and again.

[@Mrleanmiser]

Live and let Dive is genuinely one of the best pieces of horror media I have ever seen, watch it for yourself if you can it’s amazing.

[@sleepparalysisdemon7656]

34:00 Wow Mark Rober really upped his game against the Porch Pirates with his Glitter Bomb 7.0

[@Xr3solveXofXoneX]

Zoran’s spawn making grudge sounds put a smile on my face. Pausing the video to see that it was almost AN HOUR put a smile on my heart!

[@theabstractguy411]

Ok, having a stork-inspired alien kidnapping babies is both horrifying and devilishly creative!

[@bobbykeniston7240]

The Dead Meat Video run has been amazing. Something to look forward to. Having all three of you together has been amazing, and having a story arc of videos has been great. This has been a truly special series of videos, and the Dead Meat team should all be super proud of the accomplishment. Not gonna lie, I will miss them, but also know they will only work with a certain kind of film series... so until then, I am just always happy for a new episode!

[@MegaMr46]

49:32 RIP James and the Dead Meat video crew

[@gavinfowler8834]

Watching these kill counts gave me a really cool idea for a VHS movie with shorts based around specific phobias and just call it VHS: Phobia. And I'm lowkey inspired to actually write a segment called Submechanophobia. It would be my first time actually writing a script.

[@AceHuman]

I think that would be a great idea! I can only imagine what phobias would be the best fits. Trypophobia maybe????

[@nameless8937]

Please absolutely go for this idea, I love it. It would make a killing if executed properly

[@gavinfowler8834]

@nameless8937 actively been drafting a plot👀

[@B.E.N_]

Sounds awesome, write it, maybe release it on the internet unfiction style (check if you're allowed to use the vhs name first so you don't get in legal trouble) also have you heard of the magnus archives?

[@blake.d2557]

This was my fav V/H/S movie of them all, love the coverage!

[@NXMAS]

indeed

[@tirefish]

They got Tzeentch. When was he an actor?

[@zacharybenson6214]

Ok, you have no idea how trippy it is when, ON your birthday, you're casually watching a new Kill Count and suddenly hear happy birthday WITH YOUR NAME, LIKE WHAT ARE THE ODDS?! Also, I love the fact James just can't escape Thankskilling

[@BigPimpGrant]

Happy birthday Zach

[@zacharybenson6214]

@@BigPimpGrant thanks!

[@MrMrprofessor12345]

🎂

[@pinktribble]

Happy Birthday! Don't get zapped by aliens! 🎉

[@bongripz4gma296]

So happy Justin long continued his horror roots helping produce the movie. So so awesome

[@Vintage-28]

James being so hype about movies will never get old, I’ll definitely have to check out these V/H/S movies “Go watch it!” 😂

[@elenapohl2802]

03:36 "Remember it James!" Oh i bet he will...

[@grantpowell4135]

Please make that a shirt lol

[@frank8917]

Imagine if James makes a Veronika kill count

[@COUNTSAMINCULA]

@frank8917 please no

[@frank8917]

@@COUNTSAMINCULA bro, he kill counyed Thankskilling 3, Winnie the Pooh Blood and honey (and soon, its sequel) and Mouse Trap. Whats stopping him from doint it?

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

​@@frank8917He did said that movie is worse than all of that..but who knows maybe he gonna do it eventually

[@PlasticTIR]

I'm loving these ones with all 3 of you together, Chelsea's chaotic energy, and Zoran's jokes somehow make James the straight man which is a delight to see.