Superpowers Memes

[@VaazkLShorts]

OOOOPS, i forgot to add a background. oopsie daisy. LOL i shouldve checked, SUBSCRIBE FRO DAILY MEMES!

[@AstronomyFacts2763]

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[@muffer62816]

pitch black is scary

[@Blob984]

All ready subbed

[@lovely.l1ls]

i’m terrified

[@Maozedongcat]

Ok

[@ፔ̇̈]

As a child, my “superpower” was saving insects from drowning in my swimming pool by fishing ‘em out.

[@gajajackson3697]

I mean you would be technically saving lives

[@ፔ̇̈]

@@gajajackson3697 I guess so, yeah.

[@PenguinsRCOOL178]

When I was a little kid in preschool, I was convinced that the ants were invading the preschool and stabbed them with a wood chip 😐 now I feel bad.

[@ፔ̇̈]

@@PenguinsRCOOL178 How were you convinced of that?

[@Zongleflork-z7j]

I’ve done that loads of times

[@grimdarkmalarkey5402]

So, the ability to revive bugs would actually be pretty useful from an ecological/conservation perspective. It is also terrifying, depending on what's considered a bug and how old the remains you can revive are.

[@Drago_Whooves]

if you revived a mosquito would the blood it drank also be restored?

[@Kvfuffer]

Me with an arthlopleura fossil:

[@grimdarkmalarkey5402]

@Kvfuffer exactly what I was thinking of! Like, I could have a 6 foot long sea scorpion!!! Just running around!!!!!

[@CleanYourSkullDaily]

*villain:* “Your power is useless, Bug Reviver!” *Bug Reviver:* “Is that so?” *10 foot long centipedes start crawling out of the ground*

[@amuroray.1690]

@@Kvfuffer Oh the one from Walking with Monsters?

[@phoebeburnett5645]

But for invisibility, do your clothes turn invisible? That’s the real question here

[@DerickSample]

No, only your body will be invisible, sorry

[@SheepLiver]

yes, but only your clothes

[@Blaiyak168]

​@@SheepLiver That's even better

[@CharliTheWolf-Sheep333]

@@Blaiyak168 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@SheepLiver]

@Blaiyak168 my guy you can make this a reality by just going outside naked

[@fitzchevalerie6597]

14:25 I heard from an uncle who is a nurse that the muscles in the human body are actually strong enough to break our own bones, and our brain limits that strength in order not to kill ourselves. This would also be why we always see multiple guys struggling to stop one crazy person in movies, because the person's brain has stopped limiting their strength.

[@chesicaek]

5:30 genuinely the most emotion i've ever heard out of your voice

[@salmuttotabreabittlecochicarac]

16:30 probably either absorb bad luck or 75% levitation absorb bad luck implies I can absorb the bad luck from someone's life, meaning I can make someone the luckiest person in the world while making me unlucky for a while.

[@piotrlatuszek171]

i would pick either- read my own mind - (in best case you get: perfect memory,great eloquence(translating your thoughts to others,mabe even paralel thinking?) or detect trash (if you can detect what you define as trash in your mind you can do great things- 1you have 3D radar map of your surroundings,clothes that are covered in dirt and dust 2 can see illneses,cancers to warn people, 3 detect narcistic people/people with bad intentions,4 avoid bad deals/purcheses/bad lotery tickets/DETECT MOSQUTOES/bad tasting food, 5 [if we strech definition]- prophecise bad sytuations that might happen so you can avoid it)

[@piotrlatuszek171]

@@lucasmatthiessen1570 more like zoo?

[@SoftwareLearningify]

true also i like the pfp, i see you prolly watched that fundy video from a while ago too?

[@piotrlatuszek171]

@@SoftwareLearningify sorry i dont get it - what video?

[@SoftwareLearningify]

@@piotrlatuszek171 fundy's video where he combined every minecraft food item

[@notdelusionalcowboysfan]

No background is gonna be the start on my villain arc

[@VaazkLShorts]

I FORGOT

[@lovely.l1ls]

@@VaazkLShortsFORGET LESS

[@VaazkLShorts]

@@lovely.l1ls I AM HUMAN

[@lovely.l1ls]

@@VaazkLShortsNOT EVEN CLOSE

[@lovely.l1ls]

@@VaazkLShortsGUYS VAAZKL IS A HUMAN LEAKED??

[@lovely.l1ls]

THE BLANK VOID IS TERRIFYING ME

[@TheVoid-t5l]

Hello.

[@Liam-h2s]

@@TheVoid-t5lahhhh

[@lovely.l1ls]

@@TheVoid-t5l KJSRHVKJSFVNJKSFVJKSFVNJKKEFJNV

[@MarioMario-gf5wb]

I like the black background, by the way…

[@Potential_Pyromaniac]

Don’t translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु….. ..

[@Agil70Game]

bruh - uncontrollable explosive diarrhea every time you use your powers

[@JustAJollyLemon]

But your power is giving anyone immediate explosive diarrhea (I just uno reversed the system by giving the superpower to the side effect)

[@Loooofcat_1]

Also being invisible in the dark is like ultimate camouflage, you could just sit in the shade and bam! No one can see you. You can take out like a whole platoon of soldiers because they can’t see u. AND it doesn’t really say what level of darkness you could just be like invisible at dawn if you like or noon maybe in a room with bad lights too so it is actually broken

[@soupbowl6028]

15:03 It’s TOLERANCE, not THRESHOLD Tolerance = The scale of something that you can endure/ignore (like white noise) Threshold = The scale of something that you definitely acknowledge/can’t ignore (like bright lights, loud noises, strong smells, pain, etc.)

[@biggsdarklighter0473]

There were two posts missing from the tumblr, "bats coalescing into the approximate shape of a human with a slurpee in hand"

[@notdelusionalcowboysfan]

Vaazkl has the superpower of being able to give us no many memes without getting bored 💀🦅

[@darthwhatever9959]

Henceforth, he shall be known as Meme-Boy.

[@Potential_Pyromaniac]

Don’t translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु….. ..

[@Potential_Pyromaniac]

ur not the main character stfu

[@SteadyFreak]

@@Potential_Pyromaniac Ok LOL

[@aninkytheorist1133]

​@@Potential_PyromaniacI always come back

[@eddie_the_underlord_cow3459]

If I got powers I'd be usually Chaotic Neutral, but I'd still lean more towards Chaotic Good than Evil

[@DexDoesStufff]

If my fear was my superhero name it would be probably dark outside man

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

16:30 75% levitation. That means I weigh 1/4 my current weight, and can move around SO much easier.

[@item-001.the9children]

Gobby: “you cant stop me spidey!” Spidey: *spiders comes from his hands* Gobby: “noooooooooooo” imagine every sider person having the power. Ghost spider would be unstoppable

[@CoolBenjammin-hx4sh]

The muscle meme makes sense because we never use 100% of our muscles because we’d basically just rip ourselves apart

[@SolarrStars263_Alt]

my superpower: everything, which makes it so the only side effect that counts is something kinda dumb, like I sneeze whenever I say the word "violin"

[@chaos_enjoyer528]

2:37 actually it is a gold titanium alloy. I watched the movie earlier.

[@damri_notfound]

NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD but fr that's cool 👍

[@YouTuberPyro]

0:01 My superpower is that I can win any argument by saying 'Nuh-uh'

[@ethenzilla3973]

If the person you are arguing with says yuh-uh they counter your nuh-uh and they win the argument.

[@YouTuberPyro]

@@ethenzilla3973 Nuh-uh

[@ethenzilla3973]

@@KZbinrPyro yuh-uh

[@GIGACHADwhoIsCool]

Him at 15:10 : so redheads are basically tanks Me, who could probably get hit by a car before crying at physical pain: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

[@-Brickbro1]

I can die without crying

[@garvitachoudhary1234]

7:20 did anyone notice sambucha

[@_AstaLily]

Yup lol was gonna say smth but you got there first

[@Sergiodaatom463]

Yup

[@botondfarkas9178]

11:25 An uncensored curse word in a Vaazkl video... These really are strange times

[@WitherslayR]

They used to all be uncensored a while back

[@damri_notfound]

14:37

[@Cekil1]

Iron Man's suits are made out of Non-ferrous metals. They can't be magnitized so Magneto is screwed.

[@Gabriel-tf1to]

Titanium is weakly magnetic in a strong magnetic field, but Iron Man's still wining.

[@Anglermonk]

11:23 HE SWORE

[@double-aa22]

7:58 meanwhile Thor and Loki 💀

[@sleepinglapras]

16:30 either invisible in the dark, 75% levitation, or 1 second of super strength but only if on a cooldown of some sort

[@varahalreddy4456]

16:27 I would choose “Control the remote control” coz I don’t need to move and use it

[@Set_your_handle0-0]

16:14 reading your own mind would be so nice

[@ProwlerGokuTheOne]

7:56 my parents made me watch some old show from like the 60s called “Roger Ramjet”

[@masqueradewat]

as it's not listed as a one time thing, 1 second super strength. Would take a lot of training, but there's a lot that could be altered by a sudden boost at the right time.

[@shmackschmack6589]

9:48 (its a single bird)

[@kaeldavidson6898]

I hate how so many "side effects" of super powers on the internet, are complete nullifications

[@LikeaMinecraftCat]

Spider Farm + Nuclear Power Plant = Spider Men & Women: Fukushima Edition

[@TidanLikida]

Probability manipulation would be an amazing power to have in real life. On posts talking about powers you'd love to have, I usually go for probability manipulation because you could just go to the store and always find the items you want, or go play the lottery and win, or play video games and just win every battle, solve every puzzle etc with no problems at all. Everything would be so simple. All those frustrating moments are gone if you want them to be. 0% chance of being late to an appointment, 100% chance of getting an appointment on the time and date you'd prefer. You can still just take risks if you want by making things a 50/50 chance, or whatever percentage if you don't want a guaranteed result just for fun too.

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

One second of super strength is more than enough to throw the most devastating punch

[@BORISY6]

The best superpower would be to change your age on command, can’t drive as 12, turn 20

[@FelipeMachado-pj6iv]

11:45 so basically how people get stands in JoJo

[@LeonMorneau]

Reading minds is like the ultimate violation of privacy. Just imagine someone judging you for every thought that crosses your mind.

[@SirvivorYT]

16:25 invisibility in the dark would actually be useful

[@carolynchurch4642]

Fun fact: not all metals are magnetic. So, magneto wouldn't be able to magnetize and control... Say... Brass. So, if ironman mae a suit made of, or lined with, brass, he could stand a reasonable chance against magneto.

[@Bee-eautiful]

16:30 i'd choose revive bugs, they're actually really useful to the ecosystem so i could revive them if anything happens plus i'd probably do great things in archeology and shit

[@anonymoususer188]

As a child, I had a superpower. As I grew up, I eventually lost it. I could predict with perfect accuracy whether or not there would be rain soon just by standing outside because of a literal gut feeling. Similar to how you'd feel right before vomiting but distinct enough that I could easily tell the difference. I could even very roughly estimate the severity based on how severe the feeling was. One day, the gut feeling was going haywire. I could feel it even while indoors which never happened before, and it was intense. I was genuinely terrified, and it showed on my face. That day, a bad tornado hit the town across the river. The downside was occasional bouts of crippling vertigo that were somehow connected to the shape of the room I was in. Flat ceilings were fine, but the less flat the ceiling was, the worse the vertigo got. To this day, I still occasionally get random vertigo attacks, but nowhere near as severe as they once were. That or I'm better at ignoring them as an adult than I was as a child. Is any of this true? You'll never know. Even if I say unflinchingly that it is true, no one would have any reason to believe it. After all, I'm just a random person on the internet telling a story that sounds crazy. However, believe it or not, everything here is true, or at least that's how I remember it. Time can play funny tricks on one's memories.

[@nyanya2757]

14:35 Man took the time to censor the swear word just to swear.

[@AlexanderMadill]

14:01 both the breathing techniques and haki are not magic, breathing techniques are breathing the right way and haki is focusing your willpower into one of its forms

[@Yoylekoso]

1:22 My superpower is.. uh.. i have no idea. Spawn Yoyleberries?

[@josha_254]

OSC MEMBER REAL!!!

[@Yoylekoso]

@@josha_254 Yep!!

[@josha_254]

@@Yoylekoso YYYE A AAAA

[@lisaangelucci7447]

That first one is actually depressing

[@matthewcox7985]

7:11 - Same here, wish I could stop ...tickling nose... ah... aaahh ... AAAH CHOO! AH_CHOO! 🤧 🤧 🤧 🤧 🤧 My record was fifteen sneezes before I lost count.

[@chrish6698]

7:18 You could just not go to the school to skip class, it would be about the same outcome 😂

[@damri_notfound]

ok but like see here's the thing no one asked you invisibility is cool

[@spl420]

​@@damri_notfoundYeah, but materializing/duplicating things can make you richest person alive AND will help fighting climate change.

[@boogrs55]

16:35 Im gonna be a fucking insectomacer

[@Cassie-69420]

The useless superpowers I already have the bad luck one.

[@smorrow]

16:27 "75% levitation", for fall-slowing

[@Cozy_cocacola]

1:10 lethal bombs killing me and my family and the entire world-man 💀

[@xhontafaruci3445]

1:15 The French man

[@moist6484]

Cars 3 man

[@Potential_Pyromaniac]

Don’t translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु….. ..

[@moist6484]

​@@Potential_Pyromaniacዝም በል፣ በማርች 12 2037 በህይወትህ ቆዳህ እንደተጎነጨህ እና ከደኒዎች ጀርባ እንደተደበቅክ ተስፋ አደርጋለሁ።

[@Bl00dBl055um]

I think super slow-mo would be useful. It depends on the limits. Seducing hats sounds intriguing, too.

[@owensaurusrex570]

You can fly but only when you’re touching the ground

[@GreenCat188]

🤔

[@JustAJollyLemon]

You put a layer of dirt on the bottom of a pair of shoes

[@JustAJollyLemon]

Or technically ur indirectly touching the ground bc the air is touching the ground LIFE HACKS

[@GGNifty]

16:30 I think the 1 second super strengths could be useful since it doesn't tell you if there's a cooldown, but even if there's a cooldown, it's still somewhat useful because if some is stuck in a house because its on fire you could break the door. Also, if you're building a house or need to nail something in you wouldnt need a hammer.1 second is a long time.

[@mylily8663]

Shapeshifters could shapeshifter into someone with another super power

[@doogletmu2319]

I think I may actually want super strength for 1 second

[@Honkious5824]

Yeah, you essentially just get critical hits on a cooldown.

[@Hadeslovespoo]

yeah a punch would work

[@_AstaLily]

3:32 So…Ochaco Uraraka. I can get behind that power.

[@ComfyCherry]

I feel like if I could read minds it would put my anxiety to rest cause most people really don't give a fk about some random dude and just want to get on with their lives, yet even knowing this my mind still can't shake the feeling

[@varahalreddy4456]

bruh - every word you talk with the fruit you lose an year from your life 😂😂

[@q_0191]

6:01 the best part was left out. there was an image with a horse and a description that said something along the lines of "there was a horse in my workplace. i work on the third floor"

[@SachiTenshin]

16:55 Now that I have every power, please don’t give me a stupid side-effect 😅😂

[@GreenCat188]

You must always eat only your 'meh' food. Not your favorite, nor your most despised Just something 'meh'

[@user-oc2bp7mr7n]

Can't believe no one said my fav: stopping time! Like, i dont even need control over time, i just want to pause the world and sleep in. PLEASE.

[@tamrabrawley4573]

YES! I can sleep or read for breaks at school

[@piotrlatuszek171]

16:30 let me think of the way to make as many of that powers, as OP as i can: read my own mind - (in best case you get: perfect memory,great eloquence(translating your thoughts to others,mabe even paralel thinking?) detect trash ( if you can detect what you define as trash in your mind you can do great things- 1you have 3D radar map of your surroundings,clothes that are covered in dirt and dust 2 can see illneses,cancers to warn people, 3 detect narcistic people/people with bad intentions,4 avoid bad deals/purcheses/bad lotery tickets/DETECT MOSQUTOES/bad tasting food, 5 [if we strech definition]- prophecise bad sytuations that might happen so you can avoid it) instant hair loss (translate to) - you can controll speed of falling of your hair - you can shoot your hair- gun hair!(until your bold...use your ammo well XD) remote controll- well you can make 1 flying remote armor/flying remote chair 2ductape pencils and draw with telekinesis - or advanced - /make remotly controled robo-hands, attach chands to controllers - now you have many flying hands (if you combine with remote chair you already look like super villain) summon lamp once - summon into somebodys head just specify place you want,you dont need to see him(one sure hit kill) OR summon lamp decorated with diamonds - $$$ if you evill you can summon street lamp into reactor of something like that talk to plants- and thay obay your comands to the best of their ability - 1 be best in gardening - just f*ing shout to plants so thay grow right(and weeds to go wither and d*e) 2 grow all natural treehouse/fence, 4 make plant sculptures (5 up to debate* - make new breeds of fruits,vegetables by demanding to grow tastier) absorb bad luck - lets say you can absorb bad luck only into you (if not thats just to eazy) but! it can be anything on you that absorbs bad luck and than it can become bad luck charm, or transfer that bad luck to person in contact with it + youre still giving good luck by absorbing bad abnormal armhair growth - damn thats eazy - abnormal means however you want - wana be wolverine ripoff just grow few abnormally long , abnormaly durable hair (shaving will be pain after that tho) or just grow them abnormaly fast,abnotmaly shaped hair(shaped at the direction of your enemy) graw quickly durable long stickyhair bum youre spidermen now, no? wana be dr octo than? abnormaly conected with your nerves abnormally big and full of muscles (still its just from armhair) ... ok im done with this one,it has potential tho bullet atraction - they need to go towards you and you cannot change their momentum only trajectory - still they can orbit into your direction - so youre kinda bullet pruff(as long as you find something to put inbetween before they slowly get you,+ while they orbit around you,you can run to deliver them back to sender accelerated aging - only advantage i can think of is if by accelerating aging of parts of your body you also accelrate its growth - yo you can have super regeneration but pay fatal wunds with months of your life invisible hadwriting - cover things with your handwriting untill all people can see is your handwriting ... u can do same with people? use big brush super-slow-mo the secret is -its not that you are slower,just force afects you less when you use the power - so when you use it bulets are like nerf-guns to you (im not sure if its scientific but i have no idea how else to make it work...think of something better if you can, nerd) revive bugs -bug nercomancy - have horde of zombie bees,sell zombie honey, make sculptures with zombie termites -just pain in the ass to colect but nothing beats the satisfaction that with each mosquito fallen by your hand - your army grows stronger! (belive me i had more broken idea before i thought about necromancy so lets not talk about balance here) you can do the rest, cheers!

[@Immdumb]

0:48 the image of the stabber shows arms for the force powers

[@SergeantSardines]

Why would you communicate with fruit? Like image grabbing an apple in the middle of the night and it's talking to you. "How's your day been?" "Good..." "That's nice, I've been in here in complete darkness for the past 4 days." And also, would they have little faces? And how much of the fruit has to remain for it to still speak, would the apple core in the trash can be screaming in agony? Would a banana's voice come from the peel or the actual fruit? Would the seeds scream like little babies? ... I NEED ANSWERS

[@fullestegg]

2:34 yes shapeshifting is the best power (eggscluding the power ro get any power you want)

[@Ratsos12]

I’ll settle for being Mich and reading rinds.

[@jenkathefridge3933]

14:02 zoro winning

[@Mosnar23]

Shapeshifting is actually even more of a god tier superpower than people give it credit for. Think about it, want to summon something? Extend your fingertip into whatever you want to summon, then create a gap. Want to have a different superpower? Shapeshifter yourself into some who has that superpower.

[@PriggarGaming]

5:51 vegeta's only super power giving random sloppy speeches

[@rubycutcliffe2709]

BRUH how has NO ONE but me thought of this: the ability to create anything. want to shapeshift? create a ring that lets you do that. want to turn invisible? just make an invisibility cap. duh

[@NATER-TAINMENT]

Everything you make breaks after the first use

[@herfanin]

If I had to choose one superpower, my power would be to give myself any superpower with no limit

[@Kazen169]

every video, sneeze or bug lmao

[@TheGrimReaper19]

0:54 my thank you for the reference to me. I will expand your life by 1 year for such generosity

[@Thecoolestgalonthebeach]

Ricky's superpower is running slightly faster than the average man 😂

[@Alexthedragon18]

First person to respond decides the side effect to my superpower: the ability to merge with or become any material I wish and undo the effect at will. Let's see how badly I've screwed myself over

[@fluffybirb4455]

Every time you use your ability, you become your least favorite thing, and once you begin to get used to it or begin to like it, it changes. Effect lasts 24 hours. Enjoy :)

[@Alexthedragon18]

@@fluffybirb4455 So I become my least favourite thing when I change back into my regular state? Fair enough.

[@DicksonJuma-iv2sc]

Like Kevin? Bet then... whenever you merge with your materials, you're bone density lowers by the material's structural density. I.e Steel skin, brittle bones. Have fun

[@Alexthedragon18]

@@DicksonJuma-iv2sc Whilst I understand it better than the last one I'm afraid you're 11 minutes too late

[@DicksonJuma-iv2sc]

@@Alexthedragon18 Nuh uh

[@SheepLiver]

16:40 red pill and since nobody is gonna reply, the ability to have a really long, extendable tongue capable of autotomy

[@TitularHeroine]

Oh my gohd

[@NATER-TAINMENT]

When you extend your tongue it falls of and can’t be put back

[@SheepLiver]

@NATER-TAINMENT SHIT but do I know that?

[@NATER-TAINMENT]

@@SheepLiver you don’t notice

[@JustAJollyLemon]

The tongue will do literally anything to access cheese

[@TommySaurus_Rex]

Super Powers that i want: Telekenises Cloning Shape shifting

[@RandomMehEmoji]

6:08 *Enter MyHeroAcademia season 7*

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

As a Wendigo my powers are immortality, superhuman speed, reflexes, strength, eyesight, claws, razor sharp fangs, bulletproof skin Weaknesses are fire, bright lights (sunglasses are a counter) endless hunger for the flesh of humans (can be subjugated by any animal) I'm covered in brown fur (quite fluffy and cuddly if you give me love and affection) but a nightmare in summer, even if I get shot it still hurts you guys, I have a sheathed penis and I need to remove smegma every two weeks and try finding a vet that won't freak out when I show up, my antlers catch on most doors, try making friends when said friends are your main food source, and my shampoo/conditioners bills are ridiculous.

[@Tmitric]

Reading minds would be so cool to have Imagine how much you could freak out people or annoy your friends.

[@aninkytheorist1133]

My naturally occurring superpower is being a pest towards anyone I want to annoy

[@LucasXenon473]

By golly! A miniature amount of people that watched this video in a miniscule amount of time? By jove! It seems that this person that I consider to be my pal has fallen off the edge of fame.

[@smorrow]

0:14 Nah, the stuff you have to hold back in this culture is the stuff that's right

[@Shifterwizard]

1 second of superstrength would be AMAZING. Think about it, you may not be able to hold a car over your head, but you could still activate it whenever you threw a punch. Talk about One Punch Man.

[@burpaleese]

0:33 I mean honestly I think that would be such a revenge for people who for example, bullied you. Then they’ll understand how terrible it is to be alone, and outcast

[@nyanya2757]

13:38 We do have magic. But some people like to call it "Science". But the thing you're talking about is unconscious thinking it's just your brain being smart.

[@lennardchurch8483]

Near the end, the list of "useless" super-powers... 1-second bursts of super-strength are not useless. You can end any fight with 1 punch.

[@I55aAnimations-s9b]

Bro's voice is so soft, but his coughs can be heard all the way from Brazil ;-;

[@SerialdesignationN152]

8:20 ah yes my favorite... Dippin dots

[@AverageBoombox-yq3oj]

I can fly but when I land I get the most offensive emotional damage

[@AlexanderMadill]

13:55 for me i can eat almost anything and not get sick. Also i can run faster if before running is say these magic words. Thunder breathing, first form, thunder clap and flash.

[@Loooofcat_1]

Nah my superpower would be to have super intelligence I would just make myself more super powers in a lab 🧠

[@smorrow]

13:38 No matter how far away a bottle cap or a stone or something is, I know whether to kick it with my left or right foot to not break my stride

[@eg_manifest510]

16:25 I mean Super Slow Motion would be great if you're falling from a building or needing to walk away from an explosion like a badass, and 1-second superstrength would be great just for punching people or throwing stuff, cause the image for it seems to imply its only when you're actively exerting yourself, so the cooldown between punches or just grabbing the side of a car and yeeting it would negate the limit. The only issue would be if someone with proper superstrength grappled you or if an object fell on you, then you'd get folded in an instant if you can't shove them off you, but the falling object could have its deadly momentum negated by the second you take to hold it, meaning you're only trapped and not squashed. So yeah I'd go with one second strength