FUNNIEST RHYMING MEMES

[@VaazkLShorts]

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[@Reptile2107]

DAY 61 OF ASKING FOR ED EDD N EDDY MEMES!

[@cartiplsdrop-u7w]

give away a ticket to universal studios

[@xyborg3252]

Day 364 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description

[@ileme7472]

Day twenty nine Of asking for terraria memes

[@Jugj038]

Meme bin pls 2

[@Blossom319-fx7tg]

Roses are red, life has no meaning, 3000 voices, constantly screaming

[@5h0pp]

Roses are red, the sun is shining. My mental health is rapidly declining.

[@SomeOne-p6q]

Me too man, me too

[@dot.moontoon]

Is that a failboat reference?

[@blucatgamerz]

Luma le Luma sun father can we sell your lungs

[@Cynfanatic]

Roses are red, Reality is mine, I have shattered space, And will soon shatter time

[@Fire_cyclops]

Twinkle twinkle, shooting star, How I know just what you are. You're an asteroid in the night, Fire gleaming oh so bright, Extinction is on the rise! Everyone say your goodbyes!

[@monsterosityyt]

damn 😂😂

[@ChaoticWildmill]

Gotta use this from now on

[@scottmeyer4192]

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[@scottmeyer4192]

@My_Melody288.

[@LeoAlexa_13]

Poetical

[@Nanook32]

Roses are red, Blind as a bat, you cannot see him, but his name is Matt..

[@TheEntwicklungEnthusiast]

Rat Moses

[@13itchyass]

@@TheEntwicklungEnthusiast matt rose

[@tamrabrawley4573]

Mattpat

[@BlocksRock1006]

No I can't see him, he punched my eyes out on wii sports

[@THEknightgamingOfficial]

@@13itchyassSKULL EMOJII

[@CleanYourSkullDaily]

Roses are red, violets are purple, some says violets are blue again, I’m gonna get hurtful

[@8venn_]

roses are red, violets AREN'T blue, that's why they're called VIOLETs, isn't that true?

[@drawingduckk669]

Roses are red, violets are blue, i wrote this poem, just to mess with you

[@terrylopeztorres757]

Roses are red, violets are purple, they’re not really purple, but he’s gonna get hurtful

[@CleanYourSkullDaily]

@@drawingduckk669 *I swear to god with every fiber in my body…*

[@SL33PY_L3M0N]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was too lazy so no proper poem for you :D

[@Spicylittletrees]

Roses are red Duolingo is watching Don’t skip your lessons Beg for your family. Start talking

[@FScotsman4472]

mein vater ist amerikan. wein und salat mit kase, bitte!

[@ckv1985]

NEIN

[@Shin-Azael]

Roses are red, Duolingo has it's goal, He knows where you live, And stares into your soul.

[@mostnormalprosekafan-db8dh]

Roses are red Duolingo is green Practice Japanese Or he breaks your knees

[@LeoAlexa_13]

Poetical

[@smallbag123]

Roses are Red Bow down to your master The kids may be fast But Elmo is faster

[@ارسلانجبور]

Huh!?

[@Boxytablet]

Roses are red He’s silent as a mouse Your doors unlocked Elmo’s in your house

[@Shin-Azael]

Roses are red He has no shame They are kids, but Game is Game.

[@abinaash8453]

Roses are red, My nose bled, as you fled, having made my face red, for I pled, for your love unsaid.

[@Shin-Azael]

Roses are red, You are filled with some goo, I haven't fled, I came back for round two.

[@Goblinboyo162]

Violets are blue, roses are blue, I’m colorblind, how about you?

[@Egg-is-me]

7 likes and no replys? lemme fix that

[@bloxyboxy_19903]

​@@Egg-is-meaverage gen alpha commenter:

[@VENTlLATION]

11 likes and 2 replies? Let me fix that.

[@scottmeyer4192]

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[@scottmeyer4192]

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[@Just_a_Spyder]

Roses are red Use a phone to make calls I like to eat the cotton candy in my walls

[@zahralarissguzman103]

roses are red violet has a pass ur stomach now has glass

[@Scaramouche_Helicopter]

​@@zahralarissguzman103 And it's gonna hurt coming out of your ass

[@AnnoyedSonic]

and uh... how's that goin for ya?

[@LeoAlexa_13]

Poetical

[@SunStic130]

Ummm, that’s not cotton candy.

[@bbloveseevees8984]

Roses are Red Dogs are Hairy You should stay out of Matt Rose’s territory

[@silverfox_wastaken]

i was looking for a comment like that

[@lionsexist]

@@silverfox_wastakensame

[@Rose2ndC1L3]

He dare try to pronounce the keyboard smash 👿

[@pinkmoonofthesky]

@@Rose2ndC1L3 if he does a skull emoji pronounciation, then he's doomed

[@pinkmoonofthesky]

omori pfp :3

[@ramamaulana8922]

"Man, there's a fire in my house." "U S E S T A I R S."

[@Link-from-hyrule]

Roses are red, Your city is gone. Here comes thomas, the thermonuclear bomb

[@LeoAlexa_13]

Poetical

[@WEIWD2169]

I love this rhyme, if this is not the start of ww3 I’m not joining the front lines

[@LikeaMinecraftCat]

Chuga, chuga, toot BBBBOOOOMMMM!

[@TN19w8r]

The classic

[@CallieTheCattleDog]

Roses are red, violets are blue, looks like Duo is after you

[@le_kha50]

Nice

[@TraciWilson-jv9yv]

You are correct

[@MineraftxD]

*Roses are red,* *Violets are blue,* *I'm a d i c c at rhyming,* *And I have some glue*

[@ucaslay44556]

use the glue to put back together the letters in line 3 word 3

[@cheesecake1255]

Roses are red Violets are blue You might be a d i c c at rhyming But atleast you tried first from us two

[@Ash_isnthuman]

Roses are red Violets are blue You might be a d I c c at rhyming But I put bananas in your glue

[@Metrojo831]

Roses are red Violets are blue You might be a d i c c at rhyming But i am a d i c c more

[@_Unknown420_]

@@Metrojo831too*

[@EngineerGaming2]

0:13 i am the lorax and i speak Vietnamese, Einstein claimed he made two John Kennedies 👍

[@Dilyn514]

Microwave goes crazy unexpected lmfao 2:25

[@Flicker_with_the_toast]

The best sone to ever exist fr

[@Fireballblast]

Omg I paused to check the comments to see if anyone commented about it and I am at the exact same time

[@ajking8836]

Microwave.mp4 250dcb

[@TheGumberries]

ricky jamaraz my beloved

[@Lavend3r-Lunatic]

Duolingo: Roses are red Violets are blue Do your lessons Or I’ll come for you

[@Shin-Azael]

Violets are blue, Roses are red, He knows where you live, And is under your bed.

[@lanztorralba]

Roses are red He speaks in Spanish He said to me once: Spanish or vanish?

[@Shin-Azael]

@@lanztorralba Si traduces esto, eres gay.

[@Shin-Azael]

@@lanztorralba Si traduces esto, eres gay.

[@reiivvx]

Roses are red, He knows french, he told me once: french or the trench

[@Boxytablet]

Roses are red Violets are violet I can’t rhyme Pirate

[@krysulam]

Pirate - my red -bye Ted -

[@gio_ozz]

I pirate 3ds games on my jail broken 3ds, You pretty much install Luma3DS, then you can install FBI, then you can install Hshop, and there is damn near every single 3ds game ever,

[@brbidk8403]

Yarrr

[@ILuvOSC2763]

OSC!?!?!?

[@Cacishanimations]

So inspiring 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥲🥲🥲🥲 omg so powerful But what is better is Roses are Red,Violets are Blue and why can i not get out of the zoo

[@ShowWithNoName]

the best ones are the ones that have the proper number of syllables

[@Loony_the_therian_cat]

2:36 this… THIS… THIS IS ABSOLUTELY *BEAUTIFUL*

[@PoloniumYT]

he woud not be arested if this was a polish tank

[@_Kakyoin]

​@@PoloniumYT they think its still 1940

[@simongingrich2743]

4:39 The line it's supposed to be "Roses are red, murder is wrong, Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime, then sang a song"

[@Fire_cyclops]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. *Grabs book BUT THEY MIGHT HURT YOU!!!!

[@Taranoku]

13:35 the post is referring to how a greek poet Homer described the color of the ocean in his poem called Odyssey

[@Stolas_DaOwl324]

Roses are red. Duolingo is green. If you don't do your Spanish lessons, he'll rip out your spleen.

[@TheShadowBall16]

Roses are red Mexico speaks Spanish If you don’t do your duolingo lesson Then you will mysteriously vanish

[@gothnerd887]

12:49 there's a modernised version of Macbeth where the Wyrd Sisters (witches) are creepy wartime nurses who diliver their incantations through rap.

[@TitularHeroine]

Awesome. Is it called Macbeth or re-titled? I'd like to look for it

[@gothnerd887]

@@TitularHeroine it's called Macbeth it came out in either 2010 or 2011 and Sir Patrick Stewart is in it

[@thelittleterror]

Roses are red, I have a golden shovel, I just finished Macbeth as our class novel.

[@Allé_Hoopa_Ring]

I remember having to watch the scene where they pulled the man's heart out during school

[@jenjenpjofanatic777]

for the PJO ppl- *Jason Grace:* -proteccs -attaccs but most importantly -he eats staplers for a snacc

[@WantedByWalmart]

HELL YEAAAHH

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

Roses are red, I'm plotting anarchy schemes:

[@TheCommenterrr]

If you go through with them There will be endless screams

[@Konokothesillykitsune]

If you do it, people will beam

[@theshadowhunterknight]

I ate my grandma's spleen

[@WantedByWalmart]

Take me with you, I'll bring my team. (Ex wife and eighteen fellow anarchists/street rats.)

[@feliz5547]

5:58 "his name is PP" 💀

[@helendeck9487]

The plotting penguin

[@TraciWilson-jv9yv]

Peppy pep-ee

[@SouthernGothicYT]

6:25 ok but the stories of feral children are wild and worth looking into

[@CallofDutyMobile_pro]

A better one 0:15 “I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees and for some f#cking reason they’re speaking Vietnamese”

[@SutaFokusu]

"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, if you cut them down, I'll break your fuckin knees"

[@str84word2hc4u]

“I am the Lorax, and I speak for the trees. If you try to eat them, You’ll burst into leaves.”

[@angelpenarolo7408]

Roses are red Murder is bad Teaching a gorilla is going to die Makes me inexplicably sad

[@RapidFiredRooms]

2:05 Mr tree orgin

[@SpecialForcesHelicopter]

14:50 I'm dying of laughter. Jassachusetts, Jalifornia, Jalabama, and so many more are needed!

[@Nerx3239]

Still trying to find which one is actually the intended one

[@helendeck9487]

JAXUS

[@iamthestonks1652]

yo wait I might have figured it out J + arizoNA = jonah

[@primlyrose]

nah bro why do Jalaska and Jorida kinda sound like real names loll

[@ozzienemo]

not jorja

[@tollfacegaming3409]

roses are red, blood is too, your life is short, and so you are too

[@nnokotan]

Roses are red Violets are blue I have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis too

[@MilaYoung-i8n]

Roses are red, violets ain't blue, I know how to pronounce that long word too :3

[@ninglin2689]

roses are withered, the violets have died, and just like the flowers, my brain is now fried

[@Bowler30089]

Roses are red My camera is rolling Look! Said the people in the twin towers Here comes a Boeing

[@Zhavari]

My sister has one she’s proud of that goes, “Roses are red, cactuses are prickly, holy shit that escalated quickly”

[@chobies5383]

Fun Fact: Don McLean rhymed "step' with "doorstep" in American Pie

[@SupersuMC]

It was step, not sted: "Bad news on the doorstep, I couldn't take one more step."

[@chobies5383]

@@SupersuMCminor spelling mistake

[@itsANormalDucks]

​@@chobies5383doorstep, I have make a big mistake

[@MilaYoung-i8n]

that's my fav song lol

[@DAC737]

My ass at 3AM: Roses are red, I shouldve stayed in bed, My coat in red, made me lose my head

[@SuspiciouslyCatShapedPotato]

Roses are red, my cat sleeps in a bed, I just spent 2 days sick from eating pencil lead.

[@ContendedEpipen]

Roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, I'm colorblind, and I can't see no hue.

[@Fantastic_Man4444]

Someone should count how many times he said "roses are red". If this doesnt happen, I will be dead

[@arieandfarrah9039]

Roses are red This took 17 minutes He said it 106 times This really pushed my limits

[@Fantastic_Man4444]

@@arieandfarrah9039 Roses are red I can see why you are mad It gets quite annoying And that is bad

[@arieandfarrah9039]

⁠@@Fantastic_Man4444 Roses are red I wasn’t really upset Though I didn’t want to do it My instincts said “bet”

[@BadDemonBunny]

Bipity Bopity Bip You are now permanently banned from Blooket

[@eggo3804]

how did you know

[@eggo3804]

roses are red violets are blue I don't play blooket and so should you

[@BadDemonBunny]

I made that up at school. Some student was cheating so I thought of it but never said it

[@mixinrecrds]

roses are red i like to drink wine your breathing capabilities are now mine

[@Absbor]

"Senpai will never notice you" is a great punch

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

0:05 HAH- This one’s my favorite 😂

[@moseschoy5405]

Americans: WTF IS A KILOMETER?!?!

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

@@moseschoy5405 That seems about right XD Though I watch so many British Minecraft KZbinrs at this point that I learn more about celsius and kilometers from them than I would in school lol

[@elephant_beard227]

Roses are red, My TV is buffering, How do I escape, Life's endless suffering?

[@yipperson2974]

Roses are red, I’ll be asleep in a while, florida man climbs into alligator enclosure, gets eaten by crocodile

[@HenryRawson-dm1ho]

Roses are red, thorns are prickly, holy hell that escalated quickly

[@debadityanath4398]

Roses are black, Violets are black, Im blind

[@debadityanath4398]

before anyone points it out, yes it is not mine, and it has appeared on this very channel before

[@Blackbubblegum-e8s]

I got nothing to say to that"

[@ellapaiella8230]

Roses are black Voilets are black And also I’m blind as a bat Edit:spelling

[@netherite9051]

5:57 Roses are red, I like sand, That cat is going to invade Poland.

[@antierror606]

Roses are red, this is an edit, Tom the British KZbinr has colonized the game theory subreddit

[@trashotaku]

12:54 welp, that’s what happens when your language is a shoddily built simulacrum of Germanic, romantic, and some Native American languages

[@tx1506]

6:10 my favorite poem.

[@SourSkittleS_37]

Roses are red,Bigbirds Yellow, he’s coming to your house not to say hello…

[@_StarlightRose_]

Read and lead rhyme and so do read and lead, but read and lead don't rhyme and neither do read and lead

[@monterraythehomeless]

stop stoP STOPSTOP

[@V1nn_L0L-pr6ly]

StOp iT NoW.

[@chestnuteevee927]

"Reh-d and leh-d rhyme and so do ree-d and lee-d, but reh-d and lee-d don't rhyme and neither to ree-d and leh-d." -Me, trying and failing to transcribe how I read it as

[@denisekyles4299]

my braihn melted

[@polaricedragon6291]

Mary had a little lamb, Put it in a pan, It tasted like spam.

[@RooRilz]

1:56 literally my life

[@O3DGaming72-d7g]

I thought u were talking about the cactus one LOL

[@Folixcool]

Roses are red, My uncle read me a story I’m still waiting for Matt Rose to comment “STAY OUTTA MY TERRITORY”

[@who-ny5oe]

1:41 I feel sorry for that guy.

[@ACtheCoolestYT]

Me too bro

[@ACtheCoolestYT]

2nd like btw

[@Rengoku_fangirl-2222]

Ah yes, my last surviving braincell uses these memes

[@jellymemo6384]

0:28 i feel peraonally attacked

[@RodTripsAreInfinite]

This is where my parents died, Rowley. *ZOO WE MAMA*

[@thec5avgeekreal]

6:55 truly incredible

[@futuresounds354]

what is the music for this part?

[@thec5avgeekreal]

oh idk ​@@futuresounds354

[@rlpneus7741]

Roses are red hell is infernal The universe may end but DOOM is eternal

[@TheMimiSard]

Space Jesus Obi-Wan is still hilarious.

[@Theguy-l2b]

Roses are red There’s a chess piece called a rook This video is like a dr seus book.

[@elitesniperbr]

1:25 1000 IQ COP MOMENT

[@doczarkhov]

roses are red, this isn't glory, this is also matt rose's territory.

[@TheCommenterrr]

Roses are red Just like your blood The comments about rat Moses Come in floods

[@UN1TED-STATES-0F-AMER1CA]

Roses are red, I am so sorry. That I have brought all of the democracy. Me: For oil...

[@TheShadowBall16]

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME FREEDOM 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@cuongleminh5592]

Roses are red The Earth getting hotter My pet fish drowned in water

[@SBSISchoolInc]

The water got hotter

[@BuckeyesFan-v6w]

IT SEEMS TODAY THAT ALL YOU SEE IS BRAINROT IN YT SHORTS AND RIZZ ON TV

[@Foxtrot_UniformCharlieKilo]

But where are those good ol' creator values, on which we used to rely

[@certified_idiot9]

Roses are red, I'm stuck in a tree, you have brought dishonor to your family

[@ShenWenhaoBraydenHCI]

roses are red, that bit is true, but violets are purple, not faeces blue.

[@ChipPerez-cp3kq]

5:11 I am terrified of owls now!

[@AbsoluteCosmical]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m inside your house and I’m right behind you.

[@TaxoPanda]

2:52 im banned from the bathroom roses are red i use a fly swatter does anyone else breathe underwater?

[@gonza3763]

Roses are red I have a cat Why is he coming here with a bat

[@SpuddyTheCat]

1:06 my stomach rumbled and it sounded like it said "ooooooooooo"

[@Goobally]

NO WAY SAME MY STOMACH WAS LIKE GGRRIOOOOOOROO

[@TheColdSpatialFire]

Roses are red Violets are blue The voices are coming And there coming for you

[@leibrunson5158]

Roses are red, but can be pink too, and sometimes white, but I’ve never seen yellow or blue.

[@avathememelegends1293]

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are posed to be purple but screw you we're making them blue.

[@CheELlkK]

Roses are red, Some mice are small I don't know how to rhyme But I just ate a door

[@Pob_234]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, France is invading, There is nothing we can do.

[@WantedByWalmart]

Or better yet, "and they're coming for you"

[@mkeverything688]

7:30 YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME OUT 😭 I just don’t want to talk, and if it’s a group chat I will only spy 😅

[@NeonManul564]

0:12 as someone who is currently 1.5 meters tall, i can confirm that my knees are broken

[@loganrazler1220]

12:52 VaazkL on his way to read a meme where pony and bologna rhyme and still mispronounce bologna: Edit: I didn't realize it could be pronounced that way

[@J3D1D14H]

that’s how it’s pronounced tho…

[@loganrazler1220]

@@J3D1D14H my bad, most people i know pronounce it baloney, which would make it rhyme

[@Oliverolivea]

Roses are red Fields have flowers You’re stepping on mattrose’s turf You only have hours

[@godzillakingofthemonsters54]

Roses are red It's hot like hell Mitochondria The powerhouse of the cell.

[@G0st71lm]

Roses are red ,violet stems are green, I swear officer it was the knife, not me

[@Youraveragemobilegamer-l4o]

Roses are red In a race someone will win It’s summer time I’m sleeping in

[@trashotaku]

6:04 I like how this was actually wholesome and didn't end with a roast 😊

[@Logs_fr]

YES NEW VAAZKL MEMES

[@TomyTankEngines]

roses are red metal is hard until its burned by a fucking charizard

[@NijutheWolf]

15:49 " *w a o w* " ✨️✨️

[@Lavenderflowergacha]

11:22 Roses are red, I just ate spicy gum, now I need to take a Tum.

[@lourdespachla6516]

Roses are red, i am terrible at poems. Please tell me what is the purpose of existence? Roses are red, i like some beets. How do i stop going YEET!

[@Ricky-qp5rn]

roses are red dogs are tame ur jokes are so lame and sorry mine sound the same

[@lourdespachla6516]

@@Ricky-qp5rn it wasnt a joke. Tell, me, the, purpose, of, existence, NOW.

[@BlueDragonSlime]

i struggle with the last part "how do to stop going yeet" it confuses me

[@lourdespachla6516]

@@BlueDragonSlime done, fixed it, good as new, you certainly can understand it now, right?

[@BlueDragonSlime]

@@lourdespachla6516 thanks dude because i am dutch but i can type and speak english pretty good but with things like that i get confused, but thanks

[@polaricedragon6291]

roses are red, silent as a mouse. your door is unlocked, i'm inside your house.

[@MynameisnotGraey]

6:17 ... by Scott McDermott why didn't you include that lol

[@user-bg8ip9vv7q]

THE *zoo wee mama* GOT ME LAUGHING😂😂😂