FUNNY LIFE HACKS

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[@yourlocal_moron]

sibling memes

[@Human-f4h]

You’re my favorite KZbinr

[@TwoHundredFiftyNine]

Surreal memes

[@HugeRMCFanBoY-bx3od]

Rollercoaster/Coaster Enthusiast Memes Day 9

[@EDV8ZR1]

I haven't heard of that Reddit channel. ​@@Human-f4h

[@random9667]

21:20 bro sounded genuinely offended and I couldn't help but laugh

[@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You]

He sounded like he almost started crying

[@lukeflanagan1307]

6:37 Cavalry sabre. If they have a firearm, I’m not confident in my accuracy anyway, so there’s no point trying to fight. If they have a knife, well, congratulations, you have a bigger knife. If they’re unarmed, you can make sure they’re too mentally scarred to rob others. Cavalry sabres always work.

[@Ensensu2]

You could probably save weight and bulk by going with a kodachi.

[@BeingFireRetardant]

Khukuri the King of Knives, for the ultimate in sphincter tightening emotional effect...

[@phoebusapollo8365]

@@Ensensu2 not that much of a diff, Kodachis weigh 1-2 lbs, cavalry sabres weigh around 2 lbs

[@memesnahgee5259]

The fact that someone could be shocked that people put butter on popcorn is so wild to me, like is that not a common thing???

[@nicholashuggins8201]

Not as common as you think

[@damri_notfound]

*butter. gallons of butter.*

[@VaazkLShorts]

bruh what

Laughs in Mexican with lemon and valentina

[@Sk83rNinja]

it must have butter

[@rennugunner]

I think the answer to the prisoner riddle is just that he keeps the stick after getting the food. He just wants to eat first so he’s not escaping prison on an empty tummy.

[@balls_gaming]

but he can fit through the bars. also if he grabs the key he can eat on his way out

[@larrygeorge3988]

@@balls_gaming thats what i was thinking i didnt think he would keep the stick for some reason

[@ejlyt9148]

Bro the bars are wider than ur mom

[@pommunist]

The bread roll and the key are in the cell.

[@vineethachuthan3687]

@@pommunist No the handle is always on the outside of the cell so the guy is inside, but if you take the key then you get 1 bread only and then freedom, but then you'll have to get a job, etc to earn for food. By choosing the break the person putting the key and break will again put it for the next meal and so on trying to trick the person to take the key so you can always have a bread for each meal without much work

[@SoreiLovesMel]

hearing vaakzl just rambling about things rather than reading memes is somehow just really satisfying? memes are also good but the first thing just hits

[@A_Fabulous_Killjoy]

Nah but fr

[@electroninja8768]

Regarding the popcorn, it isn't real butter. It is something else. We just call it popcorn butter. It is probably evil. But it is good and helps popcorn salt stick better.

[@VaazkLShorts]

that is evil

[@jackdiaz5616]

very evil

[@watsgoinonhere1]

plenty of people I know literally melt butter in a pan to put on popcorn. But yah, the stuff out of a dispenser at a theater is probably just like vegetable oil, so popcorn margarine, I suppose.

[@jackdiaz5616]

@@watsgoinonhere1 yeah it is very heavily flavored also. Peak American diet

[@fuzzystudiosofficial]

what

[@maxwell6881]

4:39 once Ive heard of a viking (i think) who kept a dead enemy's head, but the teeth scratched his thigh and he died from an infection.

[@Sergetheblahaj]

yea he was riding his horse when it happened and the head was on the saddle-area

[@slothslothslothslothslothsloth]

bro has small youtuber energy despite having nearly 2 million subscribers like other youtubers at this size dont feel as human as him idk

[@mister-mackus]

THIS IS SO TRUE, tho he has a somewhat monotone voice sometimes he is still my favorite youtuber to watch in casual times

[@humanstew8866]

​@@mister-mackus oh dude ya should have heard him depressed. This is Vaask on Prozac

[@KDE4LIFEBAYBAY]

0:34 Joe Hendry has entered the VaazkL-verse. Holy crap.

[@SergioRogers-uk3zw]

To be honest Vaazkl, I find it funny when you pronounce words in weird ways, and not ironically. Also, I agree, snakes are such an irrational fear, and people are missing out cause they are adorable.

[@L1nxdr1nx]

Answer for the bread/key thing: he doesn’t need the key because THE BARS ARE TOO DAMN SPREAD TO KEEP HIM IN THE CELL

[@Papyrusliker]

For the bagel one, if I did that I would life hack my finger off

[@GanonBlightfire]

Id still have 156 on that hand at least.

[@GanonBlightfire]

I chomp uranium btw.

[@thegreatone671]

thats the hack

[@That_one_dumb_deer]

16:46 my teacher used this in a presentation about how to write a proper email 😭

[@muffer62816]

i watched that movie (it is amazing)

[@That_one_dumb_deer]

@@muffer62816 I know

[@caelenselke-minogue]

W teacher.

[@norano-xb1ll]

I'm 20 but since im from germany I started drinking beer when I was 11 and had my first sip when I was 9. And while this may sound unhealthy remember that we in fact do not have much culture to be proud of so we stick with beer. Beer is peaceful

[@random9667]

It's crazy to think I'm 19 and American but the thing is my mom let me have a sip of beer when I was what 2 or 4 I can never remember, it bugs me that she let me do it and now I hate beer

[@norano-xb1ll]

@@random9667 dude 2 or 4 is crazy not even we do this shit. If you ever want to visit germany you naturally going to like beer. In fact people told me that American beer tastes awful but I'm kinda scared of the US so idk if its true (I mean you guys have guns thats crazy and scarry)

[@VaazkLShorts]

uk is very similar bro

[@random9667]

@@norano-xb1ll to be fair my mom said I wouldn't stop screaming and crying until she gave me a sip so.... really my fault. And yes the beer is awful on my b-day my brother bought some and wanted to see my reaction, I regret tasting it

[@justafan13]

Idk what part of Germany you're from, but Berlin at least has so much culture to be proud of

[@owencmyk]

Note about 5:00 BEARS ARE INCREDIBLY GOOD CLIMBERS, DO NOT TRY TO CLIMB A TREE TO ESCAPE

[@Wolfie54545]

“To Americans I sound British, to British people I sound American.” Welcome to New England.

[@PucKitt]

Oh sweetie, I’m almost 40. Idc if you call me old. The older I get the more I appreciate that I’m closer to my “expiration date” 😅😂

[@sordidknifeparty]

I am also almost 40, love this kind of content

[@Mr.Quinge_Twilight]

A vid on weird dreams people have had seems like a fun concept

[@R.BryceBlackstone-my9le]

Life hack: If you're ever lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.

[@Matrix32728]

Fr chain

[@RuneKatashima]

18:26 I mean, that's what toaster ovens are for. Also, if you want to use a microwave, put an actual glass of water half full in there with it. It will go better, because Microwaves absorb all the water in the dough. This works for all dough/bread products to an extent, so try that if needed. For the oven just put a very small, like very few drops of water in to the foil. A tiny amount of oil also works. Sidenote: You can revitalize stale fries with a tiny bit of water and some oil in the frying pan. They'll taste 90% as good as being completely fresh, which is very edible imo. 19:26 I mean, yeah, checking references is a social contract. If they find out they're your friends they might not hire you. You can put family there if you want.

[@Navoii.]

VaazkL the kinda guy to make a video of him reading memes, then talk about himself. I want more.

[@A_Fabulous_Killjoy]

Timestamp lol?

[@Navoii.]

Small example at 1:48

[@A_Fabulous_Killjoy]

@@Navoii. Got it, thanks

[@Lolamations.channel]

The pumpkin one was sad but oddly true

[@gaffeltrvck]

Being empty inside and knowing that you will inevitably rot and became a mushy mold ball

[@ilshaguides]

17:28 - 43, so, old enough to drink. Snd I absolutely love your videos.

[@Deleted_Eevee]

Are you sure I mean 43 is pretty young are you sure you can drink

[@sya8002]

17:40 "Some of you are old. Not old, I mean my age, 19" Bro I'm 24, I'm supposed to be young and you are putting it like I'm 1 step away from the grave wtf

[@NoahCockerham-1818]

I’m 14, but I drink what’s he talking abt we should be 21

[@L.P090]

@@NoahCockerham-1818just move to a different country on ur own where the drinking age is lower that’s what i did I’m 6

[@amandastaples903]

I guess I'm ancient I'm 42 and love watching these lol

[@shakazar1815]

VaaZkL a day keeps the boredom away

[@chobies5383]

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[@shakazar1815]

@@chobies5383 no you

[@chobies5383]

@@shakazar1815 Such a simpleton, making a reply on the KZbin video "FUNNY LIFE HACKS", no one will take you seriously with a two word long reply, you fool! Did I mention that the sentence preceding this is a joke and no one actually speaks like this and is ironic?

[@GamerTVR]

13:10 the frick do you mean “what is butter”

[@CrusaderLegFoot]

Life hack: Be the calm and cooperative person at work/school, so whenever you get really mad at something/someone, everyone around you knows that they screwed up.

[@DWAYNE_MASSE_DA_BOI]

the reason the prisoner chose the bread is the fact he can just slip through the bars.

[@echodolphonian5729]

Then why the stick

[@cadenbuchanan75]

12:17 I worked at culvers for a while, its true. on some days we would even have large squads of seniors come in and order them in mass, then come up front later to get the free custard that comes with it

[@thebigtomato0597]

i too enjoy cider nice choice also more VaazkL lore hype

[@artistintraining]

These videos are awesome Vaazkl, never stop making them! Also, I think more movie or cartoon memes would be fun :)

[@mrblakeboy1420]

18:10 my imperial/metric mix is strange. i use feet and inches for height of people, feet and decimals for horizontal size, but metres for distance. if something is too small for feet or metres, i use centimeters, and if something is significantly too large, i use miles(unless it would be more appropriate for light years, but that’s irrelevant)

[@matthewboire6843]

I do the exact same thing, I think with the same mix too!

[@creationarycrew]

THANK YOU FOR THAT BUBBLES ONE I PINCHED MY NOSE SAID "B" AND INSTANTLY DIED OF LAUGHTER

[@emeraldqueen1994]

25:30 I’ve done this too…. Chat is between me (Emerald Queen) and my OC Elena DeHowler, the Werewolf Queen, who is my daughter in the books I write. The banter between us in livestream chats is fun and lighthearted

[@n0teb0Ok-22]

22:20 Because food

[@elliotfinn]

You have such an amazing "talking through laughter" voice, it's like the main reason I watch these

[@minddevastation508]

16:10 "Dinkleberg!"

[@RainaWilkins]

I will be telling my teachers this 4:04 when they try to keep me from having break

[@GermanZip]

The Oreo one was too real, I had to follow the orders

[@nickkohlmann]

Calling yourself old at 19 is exactly what I did at age 19

[@Bbsa_man]

17:40 vaazkl being a genius

[@kashskitchen7178]

The prisoner is small enough to escape through the bars himself

[@quacker8230]

3:50 ill have to use that one at the subway i work at

[@cessna19b]

22:00 he can walk through the bars...

[@joanmolinerguijarro9779]

22:11 im not any kind of philosofepher but that man can go bettwen the iron bars

[@NotHereLookAway]

11:25 is a stolen from an old tumblr post. i remember when it was posted and the thread is a banger

[@ilshaguides]

25:31 I have never engaged in a conversation with my own alternate profile, but I do know exactly what he's talking about. I play guild-based war games, and there is often a lot of espionage involved. I always create a secondary account in the same guild with his own personality, vocabulary patterns, & typing style (like typing "u r" instead of "you are"). And when I play as him I find myself actually feeling like I am him, and thinking as him. And even when I switch back to my own primary account, I remember the other persona's words and experiences as if it was someone I had been talking to rather than my own actions. It's quite a strange experience. But I imagine that this is what some method actors are experiencing when they come out of filming an extreme character. Like how Heath Ledger needed therapy after portraying the Joker. When you pretend to be someone else on a convincing level, you do start to actually see that character as their own person.

[@cosmicsae]

you might be trans bro

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

What he describes sounds more like a dissociative personality disorder. You are taking up the role as a secondary character, he's totally becomming that secondary character.

[@ilshaguides]

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo I see what you are saying. I was just explaining that I understand how the other role can take on a life of its own inside you where you start to feel like that persona is its own person almost outside of yourself when you are back to being yourself. It's that weird sense that they are real in some way because they actually have their own way of thinking and being.

[@ramiro9204]

20:25 how to run doom on your newborn child tutorial

[@matthewboire6843]

If it has any form of computing power then it can run doom. (Human brain is computer)

[@AAPauzed]

23:23 I genuinely want a (fake!) snake hair tie that looks exactly like that I love it

[@n0teb0Ok-22]

9:50 First, I would ask the person holding the gun if they had any plans of reading Harry Potter. If they did or were currently reading it, I would sing Harry Potter in 99 Seconds. If they didn’t or had already read it, Bleach by Neoni and Trevor Daniel

[@Elfoplaysvideogames]

9:53 Mate holding the gun, this is a duo, i just need you to say 2 'Aye Aye Captain's and a 'SpongeBob SquarePants' after each verse.

[@riodelarosa6268]

24:37 when i fall in public i just lay there and realize what i just did

[@lightyeti589]

20:37 dear god i love this part

[@amandac8836]

The rambling at 17:22 was pretty entertaining for some reason lmao

[@13Rudolph13]

Ikr, he never does that.

[@Arthur_morgan3784]

22:00 because he could slip through the bars because the architect is a absolute idiot and the prisoner was hungry

[@Liberater42]

22:05 cos he gets free food and shelter for the rest of his life. Prison is philosophically, the place where we want to be

[@Star_rail_fan]

Also, the bars a Sio spread apart he could slip out at any time.

[@Star_rail_fan]

*so

[@nicholashuggins8201]

No, it's because the keyhole to the door is on the outside, and he's on the inside. They wouldn't make a prison door with a keyhole on the inside.

[@Small_Schlonng_9000]

@@nicholashuggins8201what does that have to do with anything

[@nicholashuggins8201]

@@Small_Schlonng_9000 he's getting the bread because the key wouldn't do anything.

[@notcr4ter]

We LOVE the Vaazkl monologues!!!!!!!

[@A_Fabulous_Killjoy]

Fr

[@Yo_El_Mismisimo]

19:05 This so specific but somehow applies to me. I hate the smell of bananas and I don't want to eat one I still won't eat a banana, but now I'm more convinced

[@bluetoyguy2022]

eat a banana.

[@blaine1234]

Peer pressure this man to eat a banana

[@I_Love._.Doctor_Who]

whenever i hear your voice i immediately think "silly"

[@WDWM_choose_a_shorter_handle]

20:25 so Elon Musk was just testing out cheat codes?

[@isthatrubble]

0:15 that's how you get your things thrown away by someone who picks up rubbish when they go to the beach

[@exados9736]

27 years old dude, but i still enjoy the silly memes

[@plebeychips]

8:51 no no this seems accurate, I like meat when I’m mad cuz it’s harder to chew, crunchy foods make a nice snap. Sugar is just the quickest way to make me hyper so if I’m depressed it’s a go to cover up, and I’m always stressed so my love of salty food makes sense, I also find anxiety and savory foods go well.

[@Deegonbeefon]

2:01 how do I pick up a red one

[@mell0wtime588]

In middle school I once biked all the way north harm, got off my bike, walked two steps, and faceplanted

[@OvertimeLizard]

best memes and best narrator

[@aporifera]

4:48 Once my husband and I saw a petite young woman at a shopping mall walking around completely oblivious of the fact that the back of her skirt was stuck in her therefore completely exposed underwear. He whispered to me how we should tell her. I went up to her, quickly hugged her from behind like a close friend, and whispered in her ear about the situation. She thanked me and problem solved.

[@OneGamerCat]

7:04 it would actually make chloramine (not chlorine) gas, which is not mustard gas but still toxic, if you put something with sulfur into a mix of urine and bleach, it would however, make mustard gas

[@punking5613]

I can relate to being embarrassed when you fall, i hit a wet patch on my e-scooter and fell flat on my back. I just laid there for a few seconds cringing at myself before getting back up.

[@SyndiKate664]

9:50 literally any lovejoy song, i know that shit in my soul.

[@AtagoSKK]

23:32 The self-awareness we all love

[@itskitt3237]

The channel that made the blue chair video actually goes hard. It goes from really silly how to videos to horror and actually has a really weird storyline. I’m surprised the channel doesn’t get more attention than it does

[@bepisman297]

0:16 i remember this from grant thompson

[@envinixrl]

3:57, the only reason my teacher had to keep us in is because some kid threw up in the hallway.... and they spent 8 minutes cleaning it....

[@breadcrumbs6996]

2:59 my grandma put a broken tv outside and someone took it😂

[@CauseOfBSOD]

19:47 if you specify 360 radians, it kinda works anyway though (after going through 57 whole rotations, you end up 106 degrees away from where you started)

[@CosmicAggressor]

Yes nearly everyone in the world puts butter on popcorn. The best way to do it is to put butter in the popcorn maker but you can also easily find a microwave bag of popcorn with butter or butter flavoring already added.

[@edwardyniguez9699]

the second half of this video is kinda genuinely useful life hacks

[@ashdroidgamer3878]

2:13 I LITTERALLY DO THIS SHOWER ONE- AM I OKAY 😭😭

[@yisus9874]

No

[@L.P090]

No

[@Golden._Grayductions-x7j]

No

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

it is quite simple. the man is testing if the bread is going to turn into a mimic by poking it with a stick before consumption

[@Mistime_Mistake]

21:46 Wait is this actually true-

[@chaoslord_6664]

23:18 you see the difference between spiders and snakes is you're prolly not gonna lose track of the snake, the spider on the other hand could be in your clothes within 5 seconds of looking away

[@matthewkoeleman2271]

10:49 potatoes contain a very small amount of uranium, but not enough to kill you, for reference, to die of uranium poisoning from potatoes or whatever, you can’t, you won’t be able to fit that much potatoes in ur stomach, so maybe it could work it up hav enough potatoes

[@CalithorneIndustries]

Bro: Censors fuck, shit, and all kinds of other words. Also bro: it fucked me up

[@yahyayazgi]

4:31 makes it smell like cabbage

[@jm7781]

Most snakes are harmless, it is just that the ones that are harmful are really harmful and most people can't tell the difference.

The prissioner thing. He can just pick the key after. And it doesn't really matter, what locks you isn't even the door, are the guards

[@SpeedDemon03]

I hear you had 2 pills i hear thats baf are you alright mate?

[@Thatonemetalsonicfan]

Fun fact, it is impossible for something to get to you’re brain through you’re ear, as you’re ear drum blocks it

[@dingdonganime1204]

I fully agree with what you said at 17:25 cider is way better than beer

[@FelipeMachado-pj6iv]

life hack: if you eat something sour before something sweet the sweet thing will taste sweeter

[@Phicken]

i just turned into an anime guy who just lost his best friend Bubbles in a fight.

[@TasTheRat]

20:14 as an absurdist I love this

[@ALBERGALARGA_]

21:59 bro was already leaving and forgot lunch

[@chaostheultimayt]

3:28 The money is good yes, but remember, you can’t let good food go to waste.

[@doclewis8927]

My elderly mother found that tomato life hack last year for her garden. True that it can produce tomates. True that it will be an endless supply. She planted a few slices but only used 8 plants plus the other tomato plants she bought just in case the ones started from the tomate slice didn't grow. Oops! They were awesome. Definitely worth it. They grow slow at first but then they take off quickly. They grew faster than the plants that we bought at the hardware's garden shop. Recommended for those with green thumbs and lots of space for growing!

[@khajogaming5753]

22:22 he can get the key whenever. He is reaching for something he may need more urgently. It's no too much about short term satisfaction, but the fact that he can get both in a short time, and the fact he can easily get through the gaps and reach further, he may be starving for bread and save the key to escape when he has more energy.

[@Donttrustthatburger5144]

Doing things like the last thing is why I was certified crazy by many doctors.

[@timzocker2018]

10:49 "How to charge your phone with a potato" My brother in christ... That's an APPLE