I haven't heard of that Reddit channel. @@Human-f4h
@random966711 ай бұрын
21:20 bro sounded genuinely offended and I couldn't help but laugh
@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You11 ай бұрын
He sounded like he almost started crying
@rennugunner11 ай бұрын
I think the answer to the prisoner riddle is just that he keeps the stick after getting the food. He just wants to eat first so he’s not escaping prison on an empty tummy.
@balls_gaming11 ай бұрын
but he can fit through the bars. also if he grabs the key he can eat on his way out
@larrygeorge398811 ай бұрын
@@balls_gaming thats what i was thinking i didnt think he would keep the stick for some reason
@ejlyt914810 ай бұрын
Bro the bars are wider than ur mom
@pommunist10 ай бұрын
The bread roll and the key are in the cell.
@vineethachuthan368710 ай бұрын
@@pommunist No the handle is always on the outside of the cell so the guy is inside, but if you take the key then you get 1 bread only and then freedom, but then you'll have to get a job, etc to earn for food. By choosing the break the person putting the key and break will again put it for the next meal and so on trying to trick the person to take the key so you can always have a bread for each meal without much work
@lukeflanagan130711 ай бұрын
6:37 Cavalry sabre. If they have a firearm, I’m not confident in my accuracy anyway, so there’s no point trying to fight. If they have a knife, well, congratulations, you have a bigger knife. If they’re unarmed, you can make sure they’re too mentally scarred to rob others. Cavalry sabres always work.
@Ensensu211 ай бұрын
You could probably save weight and bulk by going with a kodachi.
@BeingFireRetardant11 ай бұрын
Khukuri the King of Knives, for the ultimate in sphincter tightening emotional effect...
@phoebusapollo83659 ай бұрын
@@Ensensu2 not that much of a diff, Kodachis weigh 1-2 lbs, cavalry sabres weigh around 2 lbs
@memesnahgee525911 ай бұрын
The fact that someone could be shocked that people put butter on popcorn is so wild to me, like is that not a common thing???
@nicholashuggins820111 ай бұрын
Not as common as you think
@damri_notfound11 ай бұрын
*butter. gallons of butter.*
@VaazkLShorts11 ай бұрын
bruh what
11 ай бұрын
Laughs in Mexican with lemon and valentina
@Sk83rNinja11 ай бұрын
it must have butter
@SoreiLovesMel9 ай бұрын
hearing vaakzl just rambling about things rather than reading memes is somehow just really satisfying? memes are also good but the first thing just hits
@A_Fabulous_Killjoy9 ай бұрын
Nah but fr
@Subbstron16 күн бұрын
Yep, he also seems really nice tbh
@maxwell688111 ай бұрын
4:39 once Ive heard of a viking (i think) who kept a dead enemy's head, but the teeth scratched his thigh and he died from an infection.
@Sergetheblahaj9 ай бұрын
yea he was riding his horse when it happened and the head was on the saddle-area
@electroninja876811 ай бұрын
Regarding the popcorn, it isn't real butter. It is something else. We just call it popcorn butter. It is probably evil. But it is good and helps popcorn salt stick better.
@VaazkLShorts11 ай бұрын
that is evil
@jackdiaz561611 ай бұрын
very evil
@watsgoinonhere111 ай бұрын
plenty of people I know literally melt butter in a pan to put on popcorn. But yah, the stuff out of a dispenser at a theater is probably just like vegetable oil, so popcorn margarine, I suppose.
@jackdiaz561611 ай бұрын
@@watsgoinonhere1 yeah it is very heavily flavored also. Peak American diet
@fuzzystudiosofficial8 ай бұрын
what
@slothslothslothslothslothsloth11 ай бұрын
bro has small youtuber energy despite having nearly 2 million subscribers like other youtubers at this size dont feel as human as him idk
@mister-mackus9 ай бұрын
THIS IS SO TRUE, tho he has a somewhat monotone voice sometimes he is still my favorite youtuber to watch in casual times
@humanstew88669 ай бұрын
@@mister-mackus oh dude ya should have heard him depressed. This is Vaask on Prozac
@Wolfie5454510 ай бұрын
“To Americans I sound British, to British people I sound American.” Welcome to New England.
@PucKitt11 ай бұрын
Oh sweetie, I’m almost 40. Idc if you call me old. The older I get the more I appreciate that I’m closer to my “expiration date” 😅😂
@sordidknifeparty8 ай бұрын
I am also almost 40, love this kind of content
@owencmyk9 ай бұрын
Note about 5:00 BEARS ARE INCREDIBLY GOOD CLIMBERS, DO NOT TRY TO CLIMB A TREE TO ESCAPE
@That_one_dumb_deer11 ай бұрын
16:46 my teacher used this in a presentation about how to write a proper email 😭
@muffer628166 ай бұрын
i watched that movie (it is amazing)
@That_one_dumb_deer6 ай бұрын
@@muffer62816 I know
@caelenselke-minogue5 ай бұрын
W teacher.
@Outlawfall-m5l11 ай бұрын
Life hack: If you're ever lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.
@Matrix327285 ай бұрын
Fr chain
@KDE4LIFEBAYBAY5 ай бұрын
0:34 Joe Hendry has entered the VaazkL-verse. Holy crap.
@Papyrusliker11 ай бұрын
For the bagel one, if I did that I would life hack my finger off
@GanonBlightfire11 ай бұрын
Id still have 156 on that hand at least.
@GanonBlightfire11 ай бұрын
I chomp uranium btw.
@thegreatone6719 ай бұрын
thats the hack
@SergioRogers-uk3zw10 ай бұрын
To be honest Vaazkl, I find it funny when you pronounce words in weird ways, and not ironically. Also, I agree, snakes are such an irrational fear, and people are missing out cause they are adorable.
@sya800211 ай бұрын
17:40 "Some of you are old. Not old, I mean my age, 19" Bro I'm 24, I'm supposed to be young and you are putting it like I'm 1 step away from the grave wtf
@NoahCockerham-18189 ай бұрын
I’m 14, but I drink what’s he talking abt we should be 21
@L.P0909 ай бұрын
@@NoahCockerham-1818just move to a different country on ur own where the drinking age is lower that’s what i did I’m 6
@amandastaples9038 ай бұрын
I guess I'm ancient I'm 42 and love watching these lol
@norano-xb1ll11 ай бұрын
I'm 20 but since im from germany I started drinking beer when I was 11 and had my first sip when I was 9. And while this may sound unhealthy remember that we in fact do not have much culture to be proud of so we stick with beer. Beer is peaceful
@random966711 ай бұрын
It's crazy to think I'm 19 and American but the thing is my mom let me have a sip of beer when I was what 2 or 4 I can never remember, it bugs me that she let me do it and now I hate beer
@norano-xb1ll11 ай бұрын
@@random9667 dude 2 or 4 is crazy not even we do this shit. If you ever want to visit germany you naturally going to like beer. In fact people told me that American beer tastes awful but I'm kinda scared of the US so idk if its true (I mean you guys have guns thats crazy and scarry)
@VaazkLShorts11 ай бұрын
uk is very similar bro
@random966711 ай бұрын
@@norano-xb1ll to be fair my mom said I wouldn't stop screaming and crying until she gave me a sip so.... really my fault. And yes the beer is awful on my b-day my brother bought some and wanted to see my reaction, I regret tasting it
@justafan1310 ай бұрын
Idk what part of Germany you're from, but Berlin at least has so much culture to be proud of
@Mr.Quinge_Twilight11 ай бұрын
A vid on weird dreams people have had seems like a fun concept
@Lolamations.channel11 ай бұрын
The pumpkin one was sad but oddly true
@gaffeltrvck11 ай бұрын
Being empty inside and knowing that you will inevitably rot and became a mushy mold ball
@shakazar181511 ай бұрын
VaaZkL a day keeps the boredom away
@chobies538311 ай бұрын
🤖 bot comment
@shakazar181511 ай бұрын
@@chobies5383 no you
@chobies538311 ай бұрын
@@shakazar1815 Such a simpleton, making a reply on the KZbin video "FUNNY LIFE HACKS", no one will take you seriously with a two word long reply, you fool! Did I mention that the sentence preceding this is a joke and no one actually speaks like this and is ironic?
@ilshaguides11 ай бұрын
17:28 - 43, so, old enough to drink. Snd I absolutely love your videos.
@Deleted_Eevee9 ай бұрын
Are you sure I mean 43 is pretty young are you sure you can drink
@RuneKatashima9 ай бұрын
18:26 I mean, that's what toaster ovens are for. Also, if you want to use a microwave, put an actual glass of water half full in there with it. It will go better, because Microwaves absorb all the water in the dough. This works for all dough/bread products to an extent, so try that if needed. For the oven just put a very small, like very few drops of water in to the foil. A tiny amount of oil also works. Sidenote: You can revitalize stale fries with a tiny bit of water and some oil in the frying pan. They'll taste 90% as good as being completely fresh, which is very edible imo. 19:26 I mean, yeah, checking references is a social contract. If they find out they're your friends they might not hire you. You can put family there if you want.
@creationarycrew11 ай бұрын
THANK YOU FOR THAT BUBBLES ONE I PINCHED MY NOSE SAID "B" AND INSTANTLY DIED OF LAUGHTER
@thebigtomato059711 ай бұрын
i too enjoy cider nice choice also more VaazkL lore hype
@elliotfinn9 ай бұрын
You have such an amazing "talking through laughter" voice, it's like the main reason I watch these
@DWAYNE_MASSE_DA_BOI10 ай бұрын
the reason the prisoner chose the bread is the fact he can just slip through the bars.
@echodolphonian572910 ай бұрын
Then why the stick
@phantomstormdragonz11 ай бұрын
These videos are awesome Vaazkl, never stop making them! Also, I think more movie or cartoon memes would be fun :)
@Navoii.9 ай бұрын
VaazkL the kinda guy to make a video of him reading memes, then talk about himself. I want more.
@A_Fabulous_Killjoy9 ай бұрын
Timestamp lol?
@Navoii.9 ай бұрын
Small example at 1:48
@A_Fabulous_Killjoy9 ай бұрын
@@Navoii. Got it, thanks
@L1nxdr1nx10 ай бұрын
Answer for the bread/key thing: he doesn’t need the key because THE BARS ARE TOO DAMN SPREAD TO KEEP HIM IN THE CELL
@mrblakeboy142011 ай бұрын
18:10 my imperial/metric mix is strange. i use feet and inches for height of people, feet and decimals for horizontal size, but metres for distance. if something is too small for feet or metres, i use centimeters, and if something is significantly too large, i use miles(unless it would be more appropriate for light years, but that’s irrelevant)
@matthewboire68437 ай бұрын
I do the exact same thing, I think with the same mix too!
@CrusaderLegFoot9 ай бұрын
Life hack: Be the calm and cooperative person at work/school, so whenever you get really mad at something/someone, everyone around you knows that they screwed up.
@RainaWilkins10 ай бұрын
I will be telling my teachers this 4:04 when they try to keep me from having break
@GamerTVR11 ай бұрын
13:10 the frick do you mean “what is butter”
@cadenbuchanan7511 ай бұрын
12:17 I worked at culvers for a while, its true. on some days we would even have large squads of seniors come in and order them in mass, then come up front later to get the free custard that comes with it
@minddevastation50810 ай бұрын
16:10 "Dinkleberg!"
@nickkohlmann11 ай бұрын
Calling yourself old at 19 is exactly what I did at age 19
@Liberater4211 ай бұрын
22:05 cos he gets free food and shelter for the rest of his life. Prison is philosophically, the place where we want to be
@Star_rail_fan11 ай бұрын
Also, the bars a Sio spread apart he could slip out at any time.
@Star_rail_fan11 ай бұрын
*so
@nicholashuggins820111 ай бұрын
No, it's because the keyhole to the door is on the outside, and he's on the inside. They wouldn't make a prison door with a keyhole on the inside.
@Small_Schlonng_900010 ай бұрын
@@nicholashuggins8201what does that have to do with anything
@nicholashuggins820110 ай бұрын
@@Small_Schlonng_9000 he's getting the bread because the key wouldn't do anything.
@Elfoplaysvideogames10 ай бұрын
9:53 Mate holding the gun, this is a duo, i just need you to say 2 'Aye Aye Captain's and a 'SpongeBob SquarePants' after each verse.
@GermanZip10 ай бұрын
The Oreo one was too real, I had to follow the orders
@ilshaguides11 ай бұрын
25:31 I have never engaged in a conversation with my own alternate profile, but I do know exactly what he's talking about. I play guild-based war games, and there is often a lot of espionage involved. I always create a secondary account in the same guild with his own personality, vocabulary patterns, & typing style (like typing "u r" instead of "you are"). And when I play as him I find myself actually feeling like I am him, and thinking as him. And even when I switch back to my own primary account, I remember the other persona's words and experiences as if it was someone I had been talking to rather than my own actions. It's quite a strange experience. But I imagine that this is what some method actors are experiencing when they come out of filming an extreme character. Like how Heath Ledger needed therapy after portraying the Joker. When you pretend to be someone else on a convincing level, you do start to actually see that character as their own person.
@Saet-ey11 ай бұрын
you might be trans bro
@MyRegardsToTheDodo11 ай бұрын
What he describes sounds more like a dissociative personality disorder. You are taking up the role as a secondary character, he's totally becomming that secondary character.
@ilshaguides11 ай бұрын
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo I see what you are saying. I was just explaining that I understand how the other role can take on a life of its own inside you where you start to feel like that persona is its own person almost outside of yourself when you are back to being yourself. It's that weird sense that they are real in some way because they actually have their own way of thinking and being.
@riodelarosa62689 ай бұрын
24:37 when i fall in public i just lay there and realize what i just did
@n0teb0Ok-229 ай бұрын
22:20 Because food
@Bbsa_man9 ай бұрын
17:40 vaazkl being a genius
@quacker82309 ай бұрын
3:50 ill have to use that one at the subway i work at
@joanmolinerguijarro977911 ай бұрын
22:11 im not any kind of philosofepher but that man can go bettwen the iron bars
@ramiro920411 ай бұрын
20:25 how to run doom on your newborn child tutorial
@matthewboire68437 ай бұрын
If it has any form of computing power then it can run doom. (Human brain is computer)
@emeraldqueen19949 ай бұрын
25:30 I’ve done this too…. Chat is between me (Emerald Queen) and my OC Elena DeHowler, the Werewolf Queen, who is my daughter in the books I write. The banter between us in livestream chats is fun and lighthearted
@AAPauzed4 ай бұрын
23:23 I genuinely want a (fake!) snake hair tie that looks exactly like that I love it
@ashdroidgamer387811 ай бұрын
2:13 I LITTERALLY DO THIS SHOWER ONE- AM I OKAY 😭😭
@yisus987411 ай бұрын
No
@L.P0909 ай бұрын
No
@Golden._Grayductions-x7j5 ай бұрын
No
@kashskitchen71786 ай бұрын
The prisoner is small enough to escape through the bars himself
@notcr4ter11 ай бұрын
We LOVE the Vaazkl monologues!!!!!!!
@A_Fabulous_Killjoy9 ай бұрын
Fr
@cessna19b5 ай бұрын
22:00 he can walk through the bars...
@amandac883611 ай бұрын
The rambling at 17:22 was pretty entertaining for some reason lmao
@13Rudolph1310 ай бұрын
Ikr, he never does that.
@NotHereLookAway11 ай бұрын
11:25 is a stolen from an old tumblr post. i remember when it was posted and the thread is a banger
@n0teb0Ok-229 ай бұрын
9:50 First, I would ask the person holding the gun if they had any plans of reading Harry Potter. If they did or were currently reading it, I would sing Harry Potter in 99 Seconds. If they didn’t or had already read it, Bleach by Neoni and Trevor Daniel
@NiamMillsNiam24 күн бұрын
2:02 what if it’s red chair
@isthatrubble7 ай бұрын
0:15 that's how you get your things thrown away by someone who picks up rubbish when they go to the beach
@breadcrumbs699610 ай бұрын
2:59 my grandma put a broken tv outside and someone took it😂
@CalithorneIndustries9 ай бұрын
Bro: Censors fuck, shit, and all kinds of other words. Also bro: it fucked me up
@Arthur_morgan37849 ай бұрын
22:00 because he could slip through the bars because the architect is a absolute idiot and the prisoner was hungry
@plebeychips5 ай бұрын
8:51 no no this seems accurate, I like meat when I’m mad cuz it’s harder to chew, crunchy foods make a nice snap. Sugar is just the quickest way to make me hyper so if I’m depressed it’s a go to cover up, and I’m always stressed so my love of salty food makes sense, I also find anxiety and savory foods go well.
@yahyayazgi11 ай бұрын
10:30 "WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MIND COW?" I added the context that was removed
@OneGamerCat11 ай бұрын
7:04 it would actually make chloramine (not chlorine) gas, which is not mustard gas but still toxic, if you put something with sulfur into a mix of urine and bleach, it would however, make mustard gas
@OvertimeLizard11 ай бұрын
best memes and best narrator
@Yo_El_Mismisimo11 ай бұрын
19:05 This so specific but somehow applies to me. I hate the smell of bananas and I don't want to eat one I still won't eat a banana, but now I'm more convinced
@bluetoyguy202210 ай бұрын
eat a banana.
@blaine12349 ай бұрын
Peer pressure this man to eat a banana
@Deegonbeefon11 ай бұрын
2:01 how do I pick up a red one
@geckoheckoyt11 ай бұрын
23:27 "why are you scared of snakes?" i live in australia and thus will most likely dies if one gets too close to me
@VaazkLShorts11 ай бұрын
honestly i would love to visit but im scared of a poisonous spider in a toilet, if thats how i go out...
@WDWM_choose_a_shorter_handle9 ай бұрын
20:25 so Elon Musk was just testing out cheat codes?
@I_Love._.Doctor_Who11 ай бұрын
whenever i hear your voice i immediately think "silly"
@exados973611 ай бұрын
27 years old dude, but i still enjoy the silly memes
@ninja-catplaysminecraft24 күн бұрын
I love how you included Vsauce
@envinixrl11 ай бұрын
3:57, the only reason my teacher had to keep us in is because some kid threw up in the hallway.... and they spent 8 minutes cleaning it....
@SyndiKate6649 ай бұрын
9:50 literally any lovejoy song, i know that shit in my soul.
@grandgaming610810 ай бұрын
24:42 I feel called out. As you said this I just went to the bathroom
@grandgaming610810 ай бұрын
*24:38 using mobile browser no edit function
@matthewboire68437 ай бұрын
I feel called out twice now
@itskitt323711 ай бұрын
The channel that made the blue chair video actually goes hard. It goes from really silly how to videos to horror and actually has a really weird storyline. I’m surprised the channel doesn’t get more attention than it does
@timzocker20185 ай бұрын
10:49 "How to charge your phone with a potato" My brother in christ... That's an APPLE
@AtagoSKK8 ай бұрын
23:32 The self-awareness we all love
@catlover-ju2vw10 ай бұрын
17:43 😂😂a brief moment in the real word
@lockheedx3311 ай бұрын
10:23 Instructions unclear, the cow won't stop rotating and it's picking up speed.
@aporifera10 ай бұрын
4:48 Once my husband and I saw a petite young woman at a shopping mall walking around completely oblivious of the fact that the back of her skirt was stuck in her therefore completely exposed underwear. He whispered to me how we should tell her. I went up to her, quickly hugged her from behind like a close friend, and whispered in her ear about the situation. She thanked me and problem solved.
@PriggarGaming11 ай бұрын
24:26 i mosty just laugh it off myself so no-one else has to do that
@someone-o9d3k9 ай бұрын
That’s a *real* life hack
@CauseOfBSOD10 ай бұрын
19:47 if you specify 360 radians, it kinda works anyway though (after going through 57 whole rotations, you end up 106 degrees away from where you started)
@yahyayazgi11 ай бұрын
4:31 makes it smell like cabbage
@Bean-YT-6411 ай бұрын
8:53 Me: 'How did we get me?'
@lightyeti58911 ай бұрын
20:37 dear god i love this part
@Phicken7 ай бұрын
i just turned into an anime guy who just lost his best friend Bubbles in a fight.
@jokerofspades-xt3bs9 ай бұрын
it is quite simple. the man is testing if the bread is going to turn into a mimic by poking it with a stick before consumption
@mell0wtime5885 ай бұрын
In middle school I once biked all the way north harm, got off my bike, walked two steps, and faceplanted
@Mistime_Mistake11 ай бұрын
21:46 Wait is this actually true-
@Tredenix9 ай бұрын
7:39 And then you go even further out to Ursa Major...
@punking56139 ай бұрын
I can relate to being embarrassed when you fall, i hit a wet patch on my e-scooter and fell flat on my back. I just laid there for a few seconds cringing at myself before getting back up.
@TegukiSix9 ай бұрын
17:17 Lol, I'm 30, and I love memes and hate alcohol.
@iamfish92239 ай бұрын
Good, alcohol isnt good for otters
@A_Fabulous_Killjoy9 ай бұрын
😆
@matthewboire68437 ай бұрын
@@iamfish9223very funny
@matthewboire68437 ай бұрын
He is funny
@melroseplace-mw4ft11 ай бұрын
17:27 You may imagine us quite young, and you may not be incorrect, but you forget there are germans here. We can drink at 14 :)
@blaine12349 ай бұрын
I hate being a 12 year old American boi
@melroseplace-mw4ft9 ай бұрын
@@blaine1234 haha, sucks to be you xD.
@blaine12349 ай бұрын
@@melroseplace-mw4ft shut your up
@chronred81909 ай бұрын
24:24 people getting concerned over me falling over when i was like 16-17 years old, with me now being 21: i guess i am old-
@bepisman29710 ай бұрын
0:16 i remember this from grant thompson
@khajogaming575311 ай бұрын
22:22 he can get the key whenever. He is reaching for something he may need more urgently. It's no too much about short term satisfaction, but the fact that he can get both in a short time, and the fact he can easily get through the gaps and reach further, he may be starving for bread and save the key to escape when he has more energy.
@TheGmanrealАй бұрын
5:35 I've never actually seen a bathroom with it flipped the wrong way and I'm honestly convinced this argument isn't even a real thing.
@Magrijack11 ай бұрын
Popcorn is, essentially, corn. Butter on corn, people. It’s normal.
@HollyTaylorsversion-wr2zq11 ай бұрын
In the UK no one does it so that's probably why he said that