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@VaazkLShorts4 ай бұрын
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@sm0l_rat4 ай бұрын
sibling memes
@user-mg6et3tk6m4 ай бұрын
You’re my favorite KZbinr
@TwoHundredFiftyNine4 ай бұрын
Surreal memes
@HugeRMCFanBoY-bx3od4 ай бұрын
Rollercoaster/Coaster Enthusiast Memes Day 9
@EDV8ZR14 ай бұрын
I haven't heard of that Reddit channel. @@user-mg6et3tk6m
@random96674 ай бұрын
21:20 bro sounded genuinely offended and I couldn't help but laugh
@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You4 ай бұрын
He sounded like he almost started crying
@memesnahgee52594 ай бұрын
The fact that someone could be shocked that people put butter on popcorn is so wild to me, like is that not a common thing???
@nicholashuggins82014 ай бұрын
Not as common as you think
@damri_notfound4 ай бұрын
*butter. gallons of butter.*
@VaazkLShorts4 ай бұрын
bruh what
4 ай бұрын
Laughs in Mexican with lemon and valentina
@Sk83rNinja4 ай бұрын
it must have butter
@rennugunner4 ай бұрын
I think the answer to the prisoner riddle is just that he keeps the stick after getting the food. He just wants to eat first so he’s not escaping prison on an empty tummy.
@balls_gaming4 ай бұрын
but he can fit through the bars. also if he grabs the key he can eat on his way out
@larrygeorge39884 ай бұрын
@@balls_gaming thats what i was thinking i didnt think he would keep the stick for some reason
@ejlyt91484 ай бұрын
Bro the bars are wider than ur mom
@pommunist4 ай бұрын
The bread roll and the key are in the cell.
@vineethachuthan36873 ай бұрын
@@pommunist No the handle is always on the outside of the cell so the guy is inside, but if you take the key then you get 1 bread only and then freedom, but then you'll have to get a job, etc to earn for food. By choosing the break the person putting the key and break will again put it for the next meal and so on trying to trick the person to take the key so you can always have a bread for each meal without much work
@lukeflanagan13074 ай бұрын
6:37 Cavalry sabre. If they have a firearm, I’m not confident in my accuracy anyway, so there’s no point trying to fight. If they have a knife, well, congratulations, you have a bigger knife. If they’re unarmed, you can make sure they’re too mentally scarred to rob others. Cavalry sabres always work.
@Ensensu24 ай бұрын
You could probably save weight and bulk by going with a kodachi.
@BeingFireRetardant4 ай бұрын
Khukuri the King of Knives, for the ultimate in sphincter tightening emotional effect...
@phoebusapollo83652 ай бұрын
@@Ensensu2 not that much of a diff, Kodachis weigh 1-2 lbs, cavalry sabres weigh around 2 lbs
@SoreiLovesMel3 ай бұрын
hearing vaakzl just rambling about things rather than reading memes is somehow just really satisfying? memes are also good but the first thing just hits
@A_Fabulous_Killjoy3 ай бұрын
Nah but fr
@slothslothslothslothslothsloth4 ай бұрын
bro has small youtuber energy despite having nearly 2 million subscribers like other youtubers at this size dont feel as human as him idk
@yeetthechild4283 ай бұрын
THIS IS SO TRUE, tho he has a somewhat monotone voice sometimes he is still my favorite youtuber to watch in casual times
@humanstew88662 ай бұрын
@@yeetthechild428 oh dude ya should have heard him depressed. This is Vaask on Prozac
@electroninja87684 ай бұрын
Regarding the popcorn, it isn't real butter. It is something else. We just call it popcorn butter. It is probably evil. But it is good and helps popcorn salt stick better.
@VaazkLShorts4 ай бұрын
that is evil
@jackdiaz56164 ай бұрын
very evil
@watsgoinonhere14 ай бұрын
plenty of people I know literally melt butter in a pan to put on popcorn. But yah, the stuff out of a dispenser at a theater is probably just like vegetable oil, so popcorn margarine, I suppose.
@jackdiaz56164 ай бұрын
@@watsgoinonhere1 yeah it is very heavily flavored also. Peak American diet
@fuzzystudiosofficial2 ай бұрын
what
@sya80024 ай бұрын
17:40 "Some of you are old. Not old, I mean my age, 19" Bro I'm 24, I'm supposed to be young and you are putting it like I'm 1 step away from the grave wtf
@NoahCockerham-18182 ай бұрын
I’m 14, but I drink what’s he talking abt we should be 21
@L.P0902 ай бұрын
@@NoahCockerham-1818just move to a different country on ur own where the drinking age is lower that’s what i did I’m 6
@amandastaples9032 ай бұрын
I guess I'm ancient I'm 42 and love watching these lol
@Wolfie545453 ай бұрын
“To Americans I sound British, to British people I sound American.” Welcome to New England.
@That_one_dumb_deer4 ай бұрын
16:46 my teacher used this in a presentation about how to write a proper email 😭
@lemagicbaguette19174 ай бұрын
22:23 the key is useless to him, for he can fit between the bars. The bread is useful, for it is yummy. 24:47 alternatively, say something akin to "it's been so long since I last inhabited a body."
@TerrariumCartel4 ай бұрын
if he gets the key he can open the door and then get the bread
@13Rudolph134 ай бұрын
@TerrariumCartel Yeah, or he can go through the bars and get the bread, walking out with it. You know, like they said.
@echodolphonian57293 ай бұрын
why the stick?
@lemagicbaguette19173 ай бұрын
@@echodolphonian5729 what stick?
@maxwell68814 ай бұрын
4:39 once Ive heard of a viking (i think) who kept a dead enemy's head, but the teeth scratched his thigh and he died from an infection.
@Sergetheblahaj3 ай бұрын
yea he was riding his horse when it happened and the head was on the saddle-area
@norano-xb1ll4 ай бұрын
I'm 20 but since im from germany I started drinking beer when I was 11 and had my first sip when I was 9. And while this may sound unhealthy remember that we in fact do not have much culture to be proud of so we stick with beer. Beer is peaceful
@random96674 ай бұрын
It's crazy to think I'm 19 and American but the thing is my mom let me have a sip of beer when I was what 2 or 4 I can never remember, it bugs me that she let me do it and now I hate beer
@norano-xb1ll4 ай бұрын
@@random9667 dude 2 or 4 is crazy not even we do this shit. If you ever want to visit germany you naturally going to like beer. In fact people told me that American beer tastes awful but I'm kinda scared of the US so idk if its true (I mean you guys have guns thats crazy and scarry)
@VaazkLShorts4 ай бұрын
uk is very similar bro
@random96674 ай бұрын
@@norano-xb1ll to be fair my mom said I wouldn't stop screaming and crying until she gave me a sip so.... really my fault. And yes the beer is awful on my b-day my brother bought some and wanted to see my reaction, I regret tasting it
@justafan134 ай бұрын
Idk what part of Germany you're from, but Berlin at least has so much culture to be proud of
@Papyrusliker4 ай бұрын
For the bagel one, if I did that I would life hack my finger off
@GanonBlightfire4 ай бұрын
Id still have 156 on that hand at least.
@GanonBlightfire4 ай бұрын
I chomp uranium btw.
@thegreatone6713 ай бұрын
thats the hack
@R.BryceBlackstone-my9le4 ай бұрын
Life hack: If you're ever lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.
@Lolamations.channel4 ай бұрын
The pumpkin one was sad but oddly true
@Difender18914 ай бұрын
Being empty inside and knowing that you will inevitably rot and became a mushy mold ball
@shakazar18154 ай бұрын
VaaZkL a day keeps the boredom away
@chobies53834 ай бұрын
🤖 bot comment
@shakazar18154 ай бұрын
@@chobies5383 no you
@chobies53834 ай бұрын
@@shakazar1815 Such a simpleton, making a reply on the KZbin video "FUNNY LIFE HACKS", no one will take you seriously with a two word long reply, you fool! Did I mention that the sentence preceding this is a joke and no one actually speaks like this and is ironic?
@Mr.Quinge_Twilight4 ай бұрын
A vid on weird dreams people have had seems like a fun concept
@artistintraining4 ай бұрын
These videos are awesome Vaazkl, never stop making them! Also, I think more movie or cartoon memes would be fun :)
@PucKitt4 ай бұрын
Oh sweetie, I’m almost 40. Idc if you call me old. The older I get the more I appreciate that I’m closer to my “expiration date” 😅😂
@sordidknifepartyАй бұрын
I am also almost 40, love this kind of content
@ilshaguides4 ай бұрын
17:28 - 43, so, old enough to drink. Snd I absolutely love your videos.
@Deleted_Eevee2 ай бұрын
Are you sure I mean 43 is pretty young are you sure you can drink
@elliotfinn2 ай бұрын
You have such an amazing "talking through laughter" voice, it's like the main reason I watch these
@thebigtomato05974 ай бұрын
i too enjoy cider nice choice also more VaazkL lore hype
@SergioRogers-uk3zw3 ай бұрын
To be honest Vaazkl, I find it funny when you pronounce words in weird ways, and not ironically. Also, I agree, snakes are such an irrational fear, and people are missing out cause they are adorable.
@owencmyk2 ай бұрын
Note about 5:00 BEARS ARE INCREDIBLY GOOD CLIMBERS, DO NOT TRY TO CLIMB A TREE TO ESCAPE
@creationarycrew4 ай бұрын
THANK YOU FOR THAT BUBBLES ONE I PINCHED MY NOSE SAID "B" AND INSTANTLY DIED OF LAUGHTER
@That.NOT.DepressedKid2 ай бұрын
The fact that bro almost overdosed on mic means he's dedicated
@mrblakeboy14204 ай бұрын
18:10 my imperial/metric mix is strange. i use feet and inches for height of people, feet and decimals for horizontal size, but metres for distance. if something is too small for feet or metres, i use centimeters, and if something is significantly too large, i use miles(unless it would be more appropriate for light years, but that’s irrelevant)
@matthewboire6843Ай бұрын
I do the exact same thing, I think with the same mix too!
@L1nxdr1nx3 ай бұрын
Answer for the bread/key thing: he doesn’t need the key because THE BARS ARE TOO DAMN SPREAD TO KEEP HIM IN THE CELL
@GermanZip4 ай бұрын
The Oreo one was too real, I had to follow the orders
@Elfoplaysvideogames3 ай бұрын
9:53 Mate holding the gun, this is a duo, i just need you to say 2 'Aye Aye Captain's and a 'SpongeBob SquarePants' after each verse.
@twisty38584 ай бұрын
Good luck with your driving learning escapades 👍 I recently got my license and it’s very convenient once you have it but it was hands down one of the most awful experiences of my life going through the testing process
@DWAYNE_MASSE_DA_BOI4 ай бұрын
the reason the prisoner chose the bread is the fact he can just slip through the bars.
@echodolphonian57293 ай бұрын
Then why the stick
@Navoii.3 ай бұрын
VaazkL the kinda guy to make a video of him reading memes, then talk about himself. I want more.
@A_Fabulous_Killjoy3 ай бұрын
Timestamp lol?
@Navoii.3 ай бұрын
Small example at 1:48
@A_Fabulous_Killjoy3 ай бұрын
@@Navoii. Got it, thanks
@cadenbuchanan754 ай бұрын
12:17 I worked at culvers for a while, its true. on some days we would even have large squads of seniors come in and order them in mass, then come up front later to get the free custard that comes with it
@nickkohlmann4 ай бұрын
Calling yourself old at 19 is exactly what I did at age 19
@itskitt32374 ай бұрын
The channel that made the blue chair video actually goes hard. It goes from really silly how to videos to horror and actually has a really weird storyline. I’m surprised the channel doesn’t get more attention than it does
@HoloSohmaАй бұрын
It’s bad when a happy meal cost more than a whole adult meal
@notcr4ter4 ай бұрын
We LOVE the Vaazkl monologues!!!!!!!
@A_Fabulous_Killjoy3 ай бұрын
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@CauseOfBSOD4 ай бұрын
19:47 if you specify 360 radians, it kinda works anyway though (after going through 57 whole rotations, you end up 106 degrees away from where you started)
@emeraldqueen19943 ай бұрын
25:30 I’ve done this too…. Chat is between me (Emerald Queen) and my OC Elena DeHowler, the Werewolf Queen, who is my daughter in the books I write. The banter between us in livestream chats is fun and lighthearted
@GamerTVR4 ай бұрын
13:10 the frick do you mean what is butter
@OvertimeLizard4 ай бұрын
best memes and best narrator
@RainaWilkins3 ай бұрын
I will be telling my teachers this 4:04 when they try to keep me from having break
@CosmicAggressor4 ай бұрын
Yes nearly everyone in the world puts butter on popcorn. The best way to do it is to put butter in the popcorn maker but you can also easily find a microwave bag of popcorn with butter or butter flavoring already added.
@OneGamerCat4 ай бұрын
7:04 it would actually make chloramine (not chlorine) gas, which is not mustard gas but still toxic, if you put something with sulfur into a mix of urine and bleach, it would however, make mustard gas
@punking56133 ай бұрын
I can relate to being embarrassed when you fall, i hit a wet patch on my e-scooter and fell flat on my back. I just laid there for a few seconds cringing at myself before getting back up.
@edwardyniguez9699Ай бұрын
the second half of this video is kinda genuinely useful life hacks
@WellBeSerious123 ай бұрын
This was hilarious. Thank you.
@joanmolinerguijarro97794 ай бұрын
22:11 im not any kind of philosofepher but that man can go bettwen the iron bars
@jokerofspades-xt3bs2 ай бұрын
it is quite simple. the man is testing if the bread is going to turn into a mimic by poking it with a stick before consumption
@Liberater424 ай бұрын
22:05 cos he gets free food and shelter for the rest of his life. Prison is philosophically, the place where we want to be
@Star_rail_fan4 ай бұрын
Also, the bars a Sio spread apart he could slip out at any time.
@Star_rail_fan4 ай бұрын
*so
@nicholashuggins82014 ай бұрын
No, it's because the keyhole to the door is on the outside, and he's on the inside. They wouldn't make a prison door with a keyhole on the inside.
@Small_Schlonng_90004 ай бұрын
@@nicholashuggins8201what does that have to do with anything
@nicholashuggins82014 ай бұрын
@@Small_Schlonng_9000 he's getting the bread because the key wouldn't do anything.
@iam5000feettall2 ай бұрын
i love you vaazkl
@richardjones88463 ай бұрын
"old" "19-20" nah dawg you done us 30 year olds dirty lmao
@ramiro92044 ай бұрын
20:25 how to run doom on your newborn child tutorial
@matthewboire6843Ай бұрын
If it has any form of computing power then it can run doom. (Human brain is computer)
@icefrosh-gd31344 ай бұрын
not buying groceries for 2 YEARS is tuff
@envinixrl4 ай бұрын
3:57, the only reason my teacher had to keep us in is because some kid threw up in the hallway.... and they spent 8 minutes cleaning it....
@strrsvvu4 ай бұрын
guys wake up vaazkl posted
@Thatonemetalsonicfan4 ай бұрын
Fun fact, it is impossible for something to get to you’re brain through you’re ear, as you’re ear drum blocks it
@melroseplace-mw4ft4 ай бұрын
17:27 You may imagine us quite young, and you may not be incorrect, but you forget there are germans here. We can drink at 14 :)
@blaine12343 ай бұрын
I hate being a 12 year old American boi
@melroseplace-mw4ft3 ай бұрын
@@blaine1234 haha, sucks to be you xD.
@blaine12343 ай бұрын
@@melroseplace-mw4ft shut your up
@amandac88364 ай бұрын
The rambling at 17:22 was pretty entertaining for some reason lmao
@13Rudolph134 ай бұрын
Ikr, he never does that.
@muffinfluff24764 ай бұрын
17:34 I'm 43
@ItzMeee144 ай бұрын
whenever i hear your voice i immediately think "silly"
@quacker82302 ай бұрын
3:50 ill have to use that one at the subway i work at
@Veshremy30004 ай бұрын
2:59 my grandma put a broken tv outside and someone took it😂
@AtagoSKKАй бұрын
23:32 The self-awareness we all love
@doclewis89272 ай бұрын
My elderly mother found that tomato life hack last year for her garden. True that it can produce tomates. True that it will be an endless supply. She planted a few slices but only used 8 plants plus the other tomato plants she bought just in case the ones started from the tomate slice didn't grow. Oops! They were awesome. Definitely worth it. They grow slow at first but then they take off quickly. They grew faster than the plants that we bought at the hardware's garden shop. Recommended for those with green thumbs and lots of space for growing!
@ilshaguides4 ай бұрын
25:31 I have never engaged in a conversation with my own alternate profile, but I do know exactly what he's talking about. I play guild-based war games, and there is often a lot of espionage involved. I always create a secondary account in the same guild with his own personality, vocabulary patterns, & typing style (like typing "u r" instead of "you are"). And when I play as him I find myself actually feeling like I am him, and thinking as him. And even when I switch back to my own primary account, I remember the other persona's words and experiences as if it was someone I had been talking to rather than my own actions. It's quite a strange experience. But I imagine that this is what some method actors are experiencing when they come out of filming an extreme character. Like how Heath Ledger needed therapy after portraying the Joker. When you pretend to be someone else on a convincing level, you do start to actually see that character as their own person.
@cosmicsae4 ай бұрын
you might be trans bro
@MyRegardsToTheDodo4 ай бұрын
What he describes sounds more like a dissociative personality disorder. You are taking up the role as a secondary character, he's totally becomming that secondary character.
@ilshaguides4 ай бұрын
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo I see what you are saying. I was just explaining that I understand how the other role can take on a life of its own inside you where you start to feel like that persona is its own person almost outside of yourself when you are back to being yourself. It's that weird sense that they are real in some way because they actually have their own way of thinking and being.
@FelipeMachado-pj6ivАй бұрын
life hack: if you eat something sour before something sweet the sweet thing will taste sweeter
2 ай бұрын
The prissioner thing. He can just pick the key after. And it doesn't really matter, what locks you isn't even the door, are the guards
@isthatrubble29 күн бұрын
0:15 that's how you get your things thrown away by someone who picks up rubbish when they go to the beach
@PhickenАй бұрын
i just turned into an anime guy who just lost his best friend Bubbles in a fight.
@SyndiKate6642 ай бұрын
9:50 literally any lovejoy song, i know that shit in my soul.
@Yo_El_Mismisimo4 ай бұрын
19:05 This so specific but somehow applies to me. I hate the smell of bananas and I don't want to eat one I still won't eat a banana, but now I'm more convinced
@bluetoyguy20223 ай бұрын
eat a banana.
@blaine12343 ай бұрын
Peer pressure this man to eat a banana
@khajogaming57534 ай бұрын
22:22 he can get the key whenever. He is reaching for something he may need more urgently. It's no too much about short term satisfaction, but the fact that he can get both in a short time, and the fact he can easily get through the gaps and reach further, he may be starving for bread and save the key to escape when he has more energy.
@Donttrustthatburger51444 ай бұрын
Doing things like the last thing is why I was certified crazy by many doctors.
@TasTheRat4 ай бұрын
20:14 as an absurdist I love this
@Coleman20174 ай бұрын
Thank you funny British man that reads memes
@everythingeverett30214 ай бұрын
i love this guy
@catlover-ju2vw4 ай бұрын
17:43 😂😂a brief moment in the real word
@ALBERGALARGA_3 ай бұрын
21:59 bro was already leaving and forgot lunch
@exados97364 ай бұрын
27 years old dude, but i still enjoy the silly memes
@minddevastation5083 ай бұрын
16:10 "Dinkleberg!"
@Mistime_Mistake4 ай бұрын
21:46 Wait is this actually true-
@concordegaming50374 ай бұрын
10:23 Instructions unclear, the cow won't stop rotating and it's picking up speed.
@divyabhabanubakode68004 ай бұрын
That washing machine has an eye
@foxlover112 ай бұрын
Life tip for falling over: Jump up, laugh good-naturedly, and say "Oh, my bad, still getting used to how few many legs this body has!" and people will think you're A DEMON
@chronred81902 ай бұрын
24:24 people getting concerned over me falling over when i was like 16-17 years old, with me now being 21: i guess i am old-
@CrusaderLegFoot2 ай бұрын
Life hack: Be the calm and cooperative person at work/school, so whenever you get really mad at something/someone, everyone around you knows that they screwed up.
@grandgaming61083 ай бұрын
24:42 I feel called out. As you said this I just went to the bathroom
@grandgaming61083 ай бұрын
*24:38 using mobile browser no edit function
@matthewboire6843Ай бұрын
I feel called out twice now
@AZEOforreal3 ай бұрын
I wish I could legally relate to the beer one.
@spudpotato74883 ай бұрын
banana is just an acquaintance to me. my arch-enemy is pea.
@lightyeti5894 ай бұрын
20:37 dear god i love this part
@dingdonganime12043 ай бұрын
I fully agree with what you said at 17:25 cider is way better than beer