Valenti Show - The Lions Are In A Whole Lot Of Trouble

[@hunternelson3536]

It’s December 2020.... Mike hit the nail on the head

[@Histio]

It's nice looking back on these videos now that we're 4-1 in the most hype season ever as a lions fan

[@JK.Palomba]

Even better looking now being 8-2 with a very good chance of being 9-2 after Thanksgiving.

[@benisrood]

Sad after last night's brutal 20-19 loss to Dallas. Goff was right, they had plenty of opportunities during the game but the Lions were still robbed by the inept ref. He reported as being eligible!

[@mardoggs]

It was total bullshit. Dallas can only beat us on bs calls.

[@seg2513]

Not a lions fan but I stumbled upon the Valenti show and I am here for allllllllll the rants. I like the accountability.

[@crazylegs9]

James Leffel God, that MSU rant was all-time

[@davidbehman4836]

We’re lucky to have him in Detroit.

[@zacm5073]

You must not be a fan of michigan football cause those losers hate Valenti. They also lack in the intelligence department

[@benangell3974]

@@jleffel6969 as a ND fan, I LOVE IT

[@HotspurFC-cu6ny]

Watching this in April of 2024 is crazy seeing how far we’ve come as a franchise

[@shelbyrice8591]

Here after the playoff win…. Oh how far we’ve come 🥲 I remember how disappointing this game was wow. The quintricia era opened up with an immediate “uh oh”

[@nickfarrar7914]

This take aged very well

[@anthonyparhamjr7234]

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[@justinrusz6106]

I’m so grateful we’re no longer in the dark days of Quin-Tricia. Those guys were jokes. Night and day difference with the Holmes-Campbell regime. Go Lions!!

[@valorantpro7893]

and now we are 4 days away from finally clinching the NFC North! Go Lions!

[@cavslbj]

I've been looking forward to this.

[@autismpete]

Same. Ever since I woke up this morning.

[@MiguelMeanGreen]

His powers have doubled since the last time you listened.

[@peterokeeffe4849]

Good, twice the pride, double the fall.

[@whos.smokey]

Hope you're enjoying our 8-2 Lions!!!

[@cavslbj]

@@whos.smokey jokes on you because you had to wait 5 years to comment on this. Get a life.

[@rickreeves]

I was laughing the entire game! It was completely hilarious.

[@chetnorris1926]

I did the same...I've been a fan for at least 20 years..even have a lions tattoo on my arm...and I jst dnt get mad anymore..I jst laugh nowadays

[@Blad3sofWaR]

Football Starts Sunday.....Get Ready for Some Laughs....again!!!

[@diddyfaplord]

@@chetnorris1926I hope you are healing now

[@jvcatal]

Generational Valenti Video. Funny to listen to it now going into the 2024 season

[@mardoggs]

Well Valenti you were totally right, they were both canned and thank god. What a joke Quinntricia was. An utter embarrassment.

[@whyualwayslion3807]

Okoookkoooo

[@MetalGod999]

I think this is one of Mike Valenti’s best ever takes. The fact that Mike’s calm and composed throughout the whole segment actually elevated this rant into Top 5 status. Mike really does represent Detroit sports perfectly.

[@chrisbullock1569]

Boy does this ring true now, as true as the day this video went up

[@dave1uofm]

Patricia, had that deer in the headlights look that you see in all past coaches in Detroit. And had that look by half time.

[@jeffg1524]

I fear Patricia may have become Lionized faster than any Lions coach in history.

[@DetroitLionsDynasty]

I love watching these old clips

[@dewayneblue1834]

And the Jets didn't even apply lube, damn that had to hurt!!

[@Blad3sofWaR]

DeWayne Blue They don't use Lube, that's what the Patriots will do in week 3

[@benangell3974]

Comment of The Year

[@geraldpease8967]

One of the ALL time takes !!

[@odishenderson8244]

In Madden 19...im the coach for the Lions, and i just whooped the Jets, just saying Ford Family....call me...lol

[@PredatorKingdom]

I did the same shit LOL! Then I used the Jets to beat the Patriots and held them to 3 points so if you need a defensive coordinator call me. LOL!

[@davidanderson9929]

Cause madden is real life 👎

[@wa2k99]

You must've cheated

[@pooleandrew]

I was so looking forward to this! Nailed it on the head Mike!

[@wa2k99]

As a jets fan, I'm watching this now... this counts as the good ol days for us.

[@VandelayIndusties]

It’s October 24th, 2024. The Lions just lost Hutch in the game where we ripped the the spine out of Dallas in their own house, and then beat the Vikings right after. I don’t even have words to describe how unimaginable it is, after living through the Patricia era, that the Lions are the NFC Super Bowl front runner . Honestly, god bless Dan Campbell and Brad Holmes. It’s impossible to explain how grateful I am to NOT be THIS franchise anymore.. but I will never forget how bad it was. Cause I don’t ever wanna be ungrateful for how awesome it is now…

[@szahmad2416]

Right on, brother. Right now, their defense is ripped to shreds, and they STILL beat the hot Packers by 3. Never forget how bad it once was, though. That's why I'm back today, before the game against the Bills and Josh Allen (the guys who beat the Chiefs, and lost by three to Stafford and the Rams).

[@jacobaleva1454]

Great take here Mikey

[@klaw181]

Fucking called it

[@Leonttg]

You were so right wow ‼️‼️

[@bossatronicgamer439]

more than 5 years later, we won our first home playoff game in 30 years and have another one next week. we came a long, long, long way man

[@Notachannel899]

This is still funny to this day

[@spartan2983]

My head hurts

[@jjmulvihill5666]

Somewhere (Dallas) Rod Marinelli is chuckling.

[@WHITEboi633]

Damn he really said all this 2 YEARS AGO.

[@brstilson]

Jim Bob Cooter has been massively overrated ever since he started as OC. He got a lot of credit and benefit of the doubt after the team seemingly had a massive turnaround after Lombardi and Mayhew were fired halfway through 2015. But if you look at what teams we played in 2015 before Lombardi got fired and after, you see the turnaround was actually due more to the schedule getting easier than it was Cooter's coaching. In the first half of 2015, 6 out of the 8 games the Lions played were against Playoff contenders. In the second half, only 2 out of those 8 games were against a playoff team: the Packers. But Cooter took over a Lions team that had gone 1-7, went to Lambeau field, and won. Well, actually, he didn't win so much as benefit from a missed field goal by Mason Crosby. The losing streak at Lambeau was broken but history doesn't remember the asterisks attached to each game. But the bottom line is we were only able to salvage 2015 because we got to play a bunch of crappy and mediocre teams the second half of it. Then, 2016 happened. Again, we were able to get wins against the teams we should beat, but when things were on the line or we played a good team, we crumbled. In 2017, same thing happened. Not to mention 2017 we really SHOULD have gone 7-9 because if Aaron Rodgers had stayed healthy the Packers would have swept us rather than the opposite. But Jim Bob Cooter's offensive scheme has not proven itself ONCE. It did not "fix" Stafford, and clearly last night's game was an indicator of that. Besides, if Jim Bob Cooter was the guy to "fix" Stafford, why wasn't Stafford fixed when Cooter was the Quarterbacks Coach? This guy has had two and a half seasons to prove he can do the job and he hasn't done it. He's only ridden high on having a schedule conveniently weaken his second week on the job. Retaining him was a mistake. Hiring Matt Patricia was a mistake. Hiring Bob Quinn was a mistake. Bob Quinn is nothing more than Bill Ford reborn, because all he has done personnel-wise is hire people based on friendship over ability.

[@nikehp99]

Fast forward 6 years later we have a great coach in MCDC and a great GM in Brad Holmes! We won a playoff game too!

[@szahmad2416]

Fast forward a year after this comment, the Lions are favored to go into the Superbowl! Best record in the NFL!

[@TheMrStats]

One of the rare moments where someone's take aged PERFECTLY

[@sydIRISH]

"53 anuses...." Funniest thing I've heard all day.

[@lawrencehill7259]

52 galladay

[@islamerica3032]

Actually it's A-nigh....plural for anus ...lol

[@Your_moms_box]

Mike you hit it right on the head...this team is a absolute joke patricia is a disaster players dont like him..there atrocious

[@russellthornton9283]

I looked forward to Mike’s take on the Lions Debacle of a Loss in their Season Opener.

[@jaywhitmore1258]

I was part of the 1% that wanted Caldwell here. Lions fan since the day I was born, and once again my heart is broken.

[@Fivestarman87]

Love him or hate him, Valenti is one of the best sports talk hosts in the country. He was at top of his game right here. Entertaining, hilarious, and insightful. Deadly accurate in his assessment of Patricia.

[@Blad3sofWaR]

Anybody else just watching the Lions for pure Comedy Gold? Either that or were all mentally Sick.

[@Gravy494]

I do it for both reasons

[@Your_moms_box]

Last night was the best comedy ive seen this year

[@JuwanBuchanan]

The Lions are a good laugh to watch on Sundays when I am bored.

[@alexfamie5255]

No. I've seen it for mabey..🤔20 years? Yea since barry.. they have been, are , and will ALWAYS BE the laughing stock of the NFL. That and the NFL gets no ratings from me . That's why I came to KZbin lol

[@Blad3sofWaR]

It all begins anew this Sunday!!! Can’t wait.

[@baxatakbaxatak2014]

3 years later......how is Patricia STILL employed?

[@joyride1031]

Spot on

[@wa2k99]

And as a jets fan, that was the best moment of the year. Siiigh

[@lavonbrown8153]

😂😂😂I love this guy

[@crawford371]

The circus music at the start 😆😆😆😆

[@JuwanBuchanan]

Sums up the Detroit Lions in a nutshell

[@jamarturner60]

😂😂😂😂 You're the Man Mike 😂😂

[@kenlucas7025]

YOU CALLED IT MIKE!

[@harleyman5706]

You know what is ironic? All the fans still buying all those tickets. Not me. I would not spend a nickel on this crap team. These players for the most part don't care. They make their millions regardless of winning or losing. Here's an idea. Stafford gets five million to play and the rest of the contract if they make it to the playoffs. Never happen...fans...we can dictate the future. Stop paying their salary.

[@travisfiedler4416]

I had such high hopes... This will be a rough season for me being Wisconsin born but choosing to be a Lions fan XD

[@Thelowestofthelowtiers]

I come from the future and sadily Valenti was right... 11 blown leads in the 4th Good star players traded Worse defense in the league 9-23 when 9-7 wasn't good enough Injuries aplenty The culture has become more toxic I hate this team now...

[@chrisgrissom3610]

Meanwhile, Jim Caldwell was asleep lol. PATRICIA WILL BE GONE by the end of the year

[@johnny1914]

Chris Grissom i hope

[@chrisgrissom3610]

If they go , 0-3, he'll be gone. Jalen Rose gotten eaten alive today, by Stephen A, with just one remark about the DETROIT lions. I've watched these national pundits, shred the lions . And, you have to agree with them.. when they get shut out by the pats, Quinn, and Patricia will be gone or on the hottest of hot seats

[@bonafidesagG88]

The only way to overcome this is to win big against the niners and win at home against the Pats..winning against SF is one thing but to finally win a BIG GAME like the Pats would be a huge confidence builder

[@ericperry72]

I watch the Cleveland browns behind the scene show on i think it was HBO, and you know what...I saw hunger and energy and fight, something I never ever seen with the Lions. We don't have a winning culture.

[@KyleGoon94]

Kenny Golladay needs to find a way to be traded. That man is too talented to waste his career here.

[@zacgrasl4229]

This didn’t age well

[@mortalfilms313]

I’m tryna do this without yelling 😂😂😂

[@josephsnycerski4351]

If I were in Martha Firestone Ford's Shoe's right now after that Stupid 27 to 27 Tie and a tie is a Loss you know, I would FIRE Matt Patricia, Daryl Bevel, and Bob Quinn. And I will have Barry Sanders as GM, Jim Caldwell as Head Coach and Gail Sayers as the Offensive Coordinator. Let that sink in Moam Freyor!?

[@joshuahobbins34]

We didn't listen

[@ViktirE1]

You took the words out of my mouth. I thought I was ready to give the NFL another try this year after all the drama and feeling like maybe we all got carried away, but this hardly gives me any incentive to care. Maybe I'll stick with Madden this year...

[@amuurican]

Lions fans begged for Caldwell to be fired talking about "mediocrity" but the Lions never had consistent mediocrity he was a good coach.

[@CP-lo2bh]

My understanding is none of the assistant coaches from N.E have done well as head coaches. That being said, Megatron stated he left in part because the Lions were going nowhere. The Lions will continue to be a doormat of the NFL, they have been for decades.

[@bustercherry9643]

It was the same way with former assistant coaches and former players for Vince Lombardi. To a man, they were unsuccessful because they all tried to be Lombardi in some form or another.

[@saugasauce]

Mike can be a jerk but this was spot on.

[@jameshowarth2224]

The NFL should strip the franchise from the ford family

[@DaidusIII]

At least we have a shot at Nick Bosa.

[@Thelowestofthelowtiers]

4:43 DING DING DING DING

[@detroitfan9596]

So glad Patricia is gone. He was bad from the start

[@bobszumplawski3963]

Time to sell the organization to anyone not a Ford person.

[@alexfamie5255]

Nailed it!

[@joshcargile9346]

I stopped supporting the lions two yrs ago when Ford field had less than 10k in the stadium coming out of the half. The fords don’t care about this organization period

[@alexfamie5255]

@@joshcargile9346 yep they have made that apparent year after year.

[@JuwanBuchanan]

Unfortunately that's not going to happen. The Lions are forever doomed.

[@michaelcook22076]

This is 100% accurate.

[@mach6893]

Once upon a time, the Detroit Lions were a winning franchise. Then WCF bought the team.

[@dangeloheard9348]

He was right lol

[@jeremybilly2376]

I was waiting on this lol 😂😂😂 miss Caldwell yet????

[@uTubeNoITube]

Oh when I saw the title I thought this was posted the day after Thanksgiving 2023... ;/

[@bobbywilliamson6139]

100% Right!!!!!

[@headsofaruptheassandlovini3048]

Stop going to the games and start a massive bandwagon for the Fords to finally sell the team.

[@thomasblock1164]

Mike, Haven't always been been a fan of yours. (M fan for 49 years, not old though) but was finishing your sentences today. I never saw this lack of effort on the field in the 0-16 season. The players must share some of the blame but you have to believe they had misgivings from the start. I don't know how one can say they quit on the team, on the Fords, and on their fans in that game. They simply never started. They never showed up at all. In nationally televised, Monday night football game at home, they did not care. Why should we?

[@Lundahlium]

HE'S FIRED

[@jackmanb9974]

Well Mike, you might be right on this one

[@bryansmith844]

Wow-articulated very well (a little heavy on the ass talk imo), just subscribed. I will continue to follow the Lions because I’ve watched them for so long now, but I cannot remember a time I was actually PROUD of the organization. #onepride is cute garbage. I agree that the players made a statement to their fans Monday night, from the moment they showed Stafford and the offense waiting on the sideline at the beginning of the 2nd half like people waiting for an elevator I knew we were in trouble. No heart-and I have to attribute that to Patricia, and wretched playcalling by Cooter (it almost seems like audibles are planned OUT of his schemes)

[@kenjohns1982]

Couldn't agree more! I had these boys picked to go 4-12 this season…looks like I may have overestimated.

[@islamerica3032]

This season will be like taking a plate of flaming cheese to the face...OPAH!!!!

[@D1Junk]

Everyone is panicing, the team quit on stafford when they were down by 31 and all the fans left. Stafford singlehandedly cost the game, if you want to say cooter did as well thats fine,because the play calls were garbage.

[@jeffg1524]

After seeing that trainwreck of a game I'm seriously worried this team may go 0 - 16 this year. It was that pathetic. If you'd have asked what I'd be worried most about before the game I would have said maybe lack of a pass rush or weak running game, but not Stafford throwing 4 interceptions and playing worse than a 21 year old rookie. Just terrible.

[@kevinminney9413]

This dude knows what's up. Also, he sounds like Kevin Malone #TheOffice

[@kadol1zr]

Still waiting for his take on week 2

[@footclann0043]

It's more so the coaching than the roster

[@chrisgrissom3610]

You ain't lying mike

[@WW2Fanatic1000]

1 year later. Jim Bob Cooter = Gone. Paul Pasqualoni = Gone. Matt Patricia & Bob Quinn = Next.

[@babblelonius4787]

It was sad to see the amount of NO HEART that they played with. It was disrespectful to the fans and by all means to themselves. Sad, sad, sad thing to see.

[@HotspurFC-cu6ny]

I’m from April 2021 and let me tell you mike was so right about Patricia he should’ve been fired after 2018

[@mrjasonwhite73]

All aboard the 0-16 express!

[@ascoolasitgets72]

patricia isn't the guy. Stafford isn't the guy as well but both will be here because he's bob quinns guy

[@joesmith-ko2jf]

Stafford is the JEWISH MAFIA golden shower ponyboy

[@szahmad2416]

@@joesmith-ko2jf who won the Superbowl with the Rams.

[@stephensdygert7600]

Stafford and lions were a better team when the had a solid running game. Javed Best-Reggie Bush. Unfortunately both short lived. I remind people the Lions were a super bowel team a few years ago. Unfortunately the league let Jerry"antichrist" Jones steal a playoff win from the lions. The defence was as good, if not better than Seattle. That playoff loss devastated the lions. The Fords could of cared. The lions should of resigned Suh. The Lions needed that playoff win, more than any team in the history of the NFL

[@ericperry72]

Suh was not re-signing, he was already looking to leave.

[@tylercizek2670]

Is this a serious statement? No way they would have gotten through green bay and seattle

[@stephensdygert7600]

@@tylercizek2670 if the officiating would of been fair. The lions could of easily whipped either one.The lions usually out play green bay. The problem is Rogers is a "corporate" bitch for state farm. He makes alot of money indirectly for the NFL. Green Bay are the "teachers pets" of NFL officials. I shouldn't have to explain that to a lion fan. Historically the lions usually beat Seattle. The lions have to learn if your playing green-bay. You can never leave the game in the hands of those corrupt officials. Rogers will always get that call in the end.

[@stephensdygert7600]

@@tylercizek2670 Im 100% serious

[@chrislarge7077]

Matt Patricia looked lost. Plain and simple. Worst. Hire. Ever.

[@joekowalski182]

I thought I was watching movie Deliverance

[@lawrencehill7259]

The bar is high

[@Mrsandman98120]

He was right and I’m done with this team!

[@matthewbartow1876]

Who's here after Patricia and Quinn were fired in 2020???

[@KaneRobot]

Gonna be a long season. Again.

[@mrealbiff4306]

Those grown ass men are professionals act like it. Leave when your contract is up.

[@werocktheplanet]

I wonder how many of the good men of the Lions, including Stafford, have ZERO respect for Patricia after realizing he's a rapist and can't get motivated to play for him?

[@tylerwatts6619]

#BringCaldwellBack

[@joekowalski182]

Stafford 10th season no division titles only 2playoff appearances horrible record against winning teams . I would bench him! He's not getting the job done he had Megatron and couldn't utilize him !

[@jeremykrause4665]

Joe Kowalski agree with everything except he’s actually made the playoffs 3 times.