[Vinesauce] Joel - The Urbz: Sims In The City

Beans.
Date streamed: 21 Feb , 2022
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[@CMDRCrunchButtsteak]

I love how by the end of the stream, the character turned out to be a bean-addicted, incontenent narcoleptic insomniac sculpture artist that never showers and wakes up in complete mania after passing out from complete exhaustion.

[@TheKyubiisaan]

This just sounds like what joel does on the regular

[@Finical_Leo]

You receive your hundredth like

[@Vsjdjdbajsnehevsjalfkghshakakd]

Just started the video and golly gee I can't wait to see the descent to this point

[@marvibun]

So, a regular artist?

[@tigertoxins584]

@@TheKyubiisaan welcome to vinesauce

[@andreibaciu7518]

nothing says city life quite like chugging beans in a filthy unfurnished studio apartment

[@ZeeJeff]

Most realistic depiction of living alone in the city.

[@murderedx8018]

La life baby

[@rompevuevitos222]

Ahead of it's time

[@RevolverSka]

He made the loss comic guy for an Urb

[@frokopop]

55:05 I go out in the foundry to protest the Urbz in the city I hold up a sign that says "URBZ ARE SHITTY" And to protest them, I shit my pants Everyone is confused, me too so I fall asleep

[@timmer919hep]

Joels version of hell: You are stuck in an almost empty room, surrounded by open cans of beans while you are forced to dance until you pee yourself.

[@burgbass]

And country music is blaring in the background but an intimidating cluster of tables prevents you from reaching the radio to shut it off

[@samharradence5689]

This was honestly such a throwback to Joel's 2014-15 streams were it was absolute unbridled chaos compounded by Joel's need to make things as uncomfortably awkward and weird as possible.

[@zyrkugilgamesh]

I miss those days..

[@ametalhead5676]

Joel’s streams are still pretty chaotic,but i do like the ones where he sorta just fucks around with games he likes

[@oivinf]

The period that got me into Joel haha

[@SignumImperativ]

Oh yeah, his old Sims 3 videos introduced me to him, like "Mario Brothers Antichrist Baby"

[@ErickGameplaysN64]

true

[@Sprech41]

this whole stream is joel sobbing and crying from sensory overload

[@JacobTheCroc]

Average day in Detroit, eat beans for breakfast and dinner, dance like a maniac and throw stink bombs at people.

[@Hannie_Bananie]

While experimental death grips blasts in the background

[@therealbuttsmcgee]

can confirm this is what detroit is like. as a detroit-adjacent child my job was to roam the 8 mile border and throw the empty bean cans back into the city

[@youngsplitterr]

@@therealbuttsmcgee I was going to comment something along the lines of “why’s it always gotta be Detroit?” But I like your comment so much more.

[@jkeeler8286]

Can't have shit in Detroit (probably because of all the fiber in those canned beans)

[@skullnite1042]

this game is giving me the worst 2004 vibes and the cutscenes look like they belong on a bowling alley screen, and in a twisted way I love it

[@dasdaza]

I played this game when I was 3 and fucking hated it. Like this game was made to embrace primal emotions

[@cedarburn]

this game is like if guitar hero models and sims had an estranged lovechild with a severe bean addiction

[@murderedx8018]

Bean = xan

[@Radio-Friendly-Unit]

Joel just streamed the day of the typical chat member

[@kinnikuboneman]

Lol, chat members can't afford beans

[@Radio-Friendly-Unit]

Shit you right

[@crunchytoast4993]

1. Eat bean 2. Shit pant 3. Dance Gamer life

[@celrinn5002]

"can I Woohoo Will. I. Am?"- Joel, 2022

[@ExaltedUriel]

"Is this canon to The Sims lore? Well, I don't know if there _is_ Sims lore..." Funnily enough, there actually is in a weird sort of way, if you keep track of the starting default families like the Newbies and Goths. The Sims 3 actually takes place before The Sims 1, and The Sims 4 is actually an alternate timeline from the other games.

[@SerTapTap]

This is one of the most early 2000s games I have ever seen. It's Bratz Simz

[@Hazgoblin]

this fully grown man living in a shitty apartment, dancing to abysmal wailing noises, doing nothing but eating cold cans of beans and pissing himself had me in fucking tears when i watched this live

[@FrostyFin]

Bean House, a failed spin-off of the Meme House.

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Sadly, the Bean House burned to the ground. On the bright side, everyone died.

[@amalija11]

“beans type beat” brought me joy

[@bodhisattva3871]

Hello Joel, my girlfriend is obsessed with your videos, at first I was jealous but now that i've seen her fall asleep to you screaming into the mic on several different occasions i've learned to accept you as my babysitter, thank you for your services.

[@rylaaaaaaa]

this is adorable

[@bodhisattva3871]

@@rylaaaaaaa She specifically falls asleep to Joel screaming about aliens, I don't know how or why but I honestly stopped asking questions a long time ago.

[@rylaaaaaaa]

@@bodhisattva3871 I fall asleep to Joel streams sometimes but I'm not a very deep sleeper so he will just occasionally wake me up lmao

[@Specialmindz]

...How old is your girlfriend?

[@bodhisattva3871]

@@Specialmindz 29

[@ImmaLittlePip]

I hope Milky Uhoh becomes a character for meme house s3 His backstory is he's a washed up guitar player trying to recapture the 2000s gangsta rap/ grunge music era and he has a serious beans addiction

[@evan.6397]

Man, I miss that series...

[@Ocidad]

THIS NEED TO HAPPEN uh oh

[@TheBillliantOne]

He'd fit right in! I can see him weirdly being on good terms with Wesker and Freddie.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

@@TheBillliantOne not to mention characters breaking into Fortnite dances would work so well for him

[@TheBillliantOne]

@@ImmaLittlePip I think he'd probably be put in San Myshuno, since that's basically an apartment building just like Milky's home in Urbz.

[@MrSTVR]

The most 2000s game ever

[@itsfrobby1380]

I loved this game on ps2. I played it when I was going through my goth phase in middle school and I always made a goth character. This is one of those weird games from the 2000s.

[@kinnikuboneman]

Lol conformist

[@PondScummer]

@@kinnikuboneman cringe

[@Demindrial]

The main menu theme literally sounds like Joel recording himself singing what he imagines a Simlish song to sound like.

[@KittyTheKat441]

Imagine you're like a huge fan of Urbz because you're insane or something and you're like "Hell Yes, Joel playing Urbz!" and then the stream is just an hour of bean eating.

[@monotwothree]

that's actually the exact situation i'm in rn btw my life is hell

[@Daisy-qe7nd]

Every time he calls it ugly I cry

[@bazingaxeno6120]

This stream is so fuckin amazing, the game attacks all your senses constantly and it's an experience. Really hope joel decides to revisit this game sometime vargFrendance

[@2ndsights]

this shitshow of a game tapped into yotel's latent unhinged toddler side and I'm living for it

[@pavetheshave]

I'VE BEEN CLICKBAITED. BAMBOOZLED BY JOEY VINESAUCE Watching the chat reaction to "yeah, this isn't Meme House Season 3" was fucking golden

[@icychill105]

"how many beans can i eat?" *war flashback to drinking sprunk*

[@99sins]

I think I have permanent neck damage from the whiplash of going through the part where we go from leather toys girl to will.i.am within a minute.

[@sarazack6256]

Joel's pure, childlike, unfiltered joy when weird shit happens in the sims is my favorite thing on earth

[@SakiMcGee]

Watching Joel repeatedly get to the move/sell items UI and then immediately back out of it while saying he couldn't figure it out was absolutely maddening.

[@yaziyo]

Getting a $200 fine for sleeping outside is the most American thing I've ever seen

[@TallTapper]

truly a 2000s moment

[@loveace2430]

I need a part 2 of Arin Hanson the bean addict.

[@MrJustinUSCM]

This urb eating BEANS

[@ClassicShocker]

how is this somehow more fucking insane then meme house?

[@abunchofquestionmarks]

Milky Uhoh looks like the loss comic guy. Don’t care to look up his name right now lol

[@frgblae]

Bum Tickley

[@ManisNecrom]

I remember this game. They made it so you couldn't sell stuff on lots but you could still move things around. there was never a need to return to your apartment when you could just pull everything you needed on a map into a room and live there.

[@ro-337]

Joel, joking: What, am I going to meet the Black Eyed Peas in this game? Joel, meeting the Black Eyed Peas not even a few minutes after: Who the hell are these people?

[@dabiskitt]

Joel I will pay you all the money I have for you to keep playing this

[@bepitrumpet]

"Joel stop laughing, it's just French."

[@amysel]

This game is absolutely fucking cursed and its awful and I'm so happy Joel started playing it

[@michaelsmart7445]

The GBA/DS versions (basically identical; GBA menus are better) are so, so much better.

[@Krystal_latsyrK]

Oh god. My cousins nickname is Milky so this entire time I just thought of him as the sim which made it so much funnier for me lmfao

[@steelplasma256]

@vargskelethor Joel if you do revisit remember these quick tips: You only control one person in this game. The goal is to gain "Reputation" in this game. This is the number in the bottom left with a star meter next to it. That meter is an exp bar and your Rep is the level. It can go down. Green text on actions means the person likes it and will improve your relationships. Red Text does the opposite. The higher your rep the more places you can go. To buy things look for a 3d spinning sign icon above cash registers. You kept misreading the text. It was not saying to use "Power Socials" it was saying use "Social Moves" which is just interacting with other Urbz. It gets more wild in other districts I hope you get to see more than one if you return to this game.

[@amysel]

I know you're trying to help, but I don't think Joel really cared about playing the game properly, he kinda just wanted to eat beans

[@Sasiskin7823]

The Urbz lore historian has entered the chat.

[@JLCL01]

@@Sasiskin7823 Have you heard about the tale of the crackman? He smoked a bowl near the punk district and did a 180 without a skateboard. You can read it on this Nokia phone.

[@thiccyosh]

Joel red means off

[@AlyCatVR]

@@amysel Regardless of Joel’s bean eating, penis music pissing adventures, those tips are helpful for me! :D

[@steelplasma256]

I rented this game so many times the gamecube version. I still have the PRIMA guide for it mostly because it has the walk-through / guide for the DS/GBA versions. Joel may laugh at this old clunker but I still get nostalgic and bop to the music.

[@swshi_]

Milky built like a cheesestring

[@BlazertronGames]

I love the gba version of this game! The soundtrack is great!

[@Dragonemperess]

Dueling with the devil was dope.

[@Pinnaporaptor]

The composer is on KZbin and he uploaded the soundtracks he made for other games as well, his channel is Ian Stocker :)

[@michaelsmart7445]

It really is. Loved it growing up, and the soundtrack lives rent-free in a small corner of my brain at all times.

[@kevincairo8917]

Is the gba version less cursed or am I thinking of a separate game?

[@4gregs]

The GBA and DS port of the GBA version were the best Urbz games def

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

i laughed harder than i should've at "Is this The Warriors?"

[@CPU-to5es]

Did you dig it?

[@AlvinFlang69420]

@@CPU-to5es This comment is smarter than it has any right to be.

[@ex_philemon]

Joel should play The Warriors PS2 game made by Rockstar.

[@ThisIsAvon]

This is one of my most favorite games from my childhood, and watching Joel take it on has been an absolute delight. More. Please.

[@y2k890]

It's not meme house but at least we have more sims now.

[@Ocidad]

we need krilian to mod this gems

[@user-lt2rw5nr9s]

We need more meme house.

[@dosdoomguy2285]

Would love to see the GBA Sims spinoffs next

[@Muzzerie]

Just a regular day in a New Yorkers life

[@Xenthio]

The Urbz sounds like a somehow first party bootleg

[@fault3k]

"He's eating my fucking beans"

[@julianbesem7718]

15:35 I nearly moved into a apartment which literally had the Shower opposite the entrance, funnily enough.

[@DrewKW96]

That's such a weird design choice wtf

[@ikikaera3402]

Damn you just unlocked a memory for me. I used to play this a bit on the PS2 with a friend when I did sleep-overs as a kid. Man, what a janky piece of shit game. I love it.

[@Active0Bserver]

God, I hope Joel plays the handheld version. It was so weird that I remember being distinctly horrified of playing it as a child, yet couldn't bring myself to put it down.

[@NintenGunner]

If Milky Uhoh never comes back as a character, whether it be another Urbz stream, Meme House, Vinewrestle, or something else, we RIOT.

[@TheBillliantOne]

And the Urbz menu music has to be his Vinewrestle theme song.

[@HighwaterTrousers]

I was listening while working and looked over to see what Milky looked like - and I swear he's "Jerma Sim Pretending to Be Stlyin' in the City". * Milky dumpster dives before going into his crack shack and then proceeds to dance by himself * Oh yeah, it all adds up.

[@PcPx211]

correction: dances epileptically, eats a shit ton of cold ass fridge Heinz baked beans, shits (or pisses???) himself and immediately continues the epileptic dancing

[@JomasterTheSecond]

The special Black Eyed Peas edition, babey!!!!

[@halo7oo]

I really want to see Joel play more of this.

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

This game has the same obvious flaw that Facade has. There's no means to throw all the characters off the top of a building. Talk about an oversight.

[@Stalutes64]

Black eyed beans

[@Porygonal64]

DS one is like an isometric story based game, its really fun and is better than the home console versions IMO

[@Crowswave]

True, man

[@hypnotised-clover]

I had a bootleg copy of just about all of the DS sims games.

[@davideaezakmi9530]

That game was weird as fuck and had nothing to do with the Sims franchise, but I loved it as a kid

[@cowboydad6373]

the urbz and sims bustin out are so damn good. having a story based sims game was so good idk why they didnt keep making them.

[@TruFalco]

@@cowboydad6373 Griptonite made them. EA chose someone else to make something after Sims 2. Griptonite worked with EA on some pretty memorable games if you played a lot of licensed schlock as a kid. Harry Potter 1 2 and 3 for GBA and Sims Bustin' Out, Urbz, and SIms 2 for GBA/DS.

[@temepeku]

Joel should play Sims Castaway for Monkey Monday, it'd be pretty perfect considering you can befriend monkeys

[@sskidrow]

Joel you get power socials by visiting the clubs on midnight on each district

[@InternetTAB]

"what was that one black guy's peas songs?"

[@mariahcareysbiggestfart]

dude on the gba, urbz has one of the best plots ever

[@DraculaVladȚepeșReal]

Joel needs to do more of these it’s hilarious when he’s clueless

[@Cegarth]

The Portable versions have SOUL, I loved playing them, I've never seen the console version, wasn't expecting it to be this much of a fever dream

[@magusperde365]

Funny because I think the same of the NGC version. I think its just nostalgia talking here from both sides lol

[@SeadogDriftwood]

Shitting seizures. The fecal apotheosis.

[@Golds_Gym_Cardio_Workout]

Oh god. Joel is the perfect person to stream Sims spinoffs.

[@GamayObera]

Ah yes, buying gaming stuff first than furniture, my favorite.

[@sirrealism7300]

This game makes me feel like a schizophrenic

[@Dr.Strangelewd]

i've got low bladder and the only prescription is more beans!

[@GalaxiaStars]

Lol in this game and in most sims games you can spam the wash hands option over and over till your sims' hygiene meter is refilled. It takes awhile but it's sometimes better than having to leave a community lot to get that tkaen care of.

[@CandidaRosa889]

I was watching this while trying to fall asleep, one of the most bizarre expierences I've had for a while

[@Ocidad]

The Sims 4 Season 3 : The Beans arc

[@Redvox57]

Finally the long awaited sequel of the beans pc™️ The bean apartment

[@moe7659]

This is the first time I've seen the console version of this game in action and it's completely different from the handheld one, the GBA version of Busting Out, this and 2 are genuinely good games with a more adventure-ish story focus to them, albeit with some flaws such as lacking a fast forward feature when earning skills and being somewhat grindy at points. The DS version of the Urbz is the same as GBA one but updated with better visuals, sound and new content on it so I recommend checking that one out if you're curious.

[@kevincairo8917]

Thank goodness comments like this exists and I thought I'm having a Mandela effect moment

[@TortoiseMaximus]

The Herbs

[@benjiblondie5865]

I haven't laughed this hard in so long. The chaos is unbearable and I love every moment

[@mr.tomasiorubinshtein]

Black Eyed Beans: Beans in the City

[@katpak1108]

Please play this again my sides hurt from laughing holy shit

[@drupert]

I remember playing this when I was younger, I could never remember the name, I just referred to it as the ‘Street Sims’

[@PondScummer]

I only found out the urbz existed because spore used some of it's music

[@LightningCayo]

I didn’t know the Meme House got a spin off filled with beans.

[@pedromartin3739]

My toys are hot, hard, vibrating and covered in leather... and they're all street legal!

[@neek01]

This is one of those games i played in my childhood and kinda loved. Mostly because of the good memories of playing games with my brothers and not really caring if the games were actually good

[@steelplasma256]

All of the handheld versions of sims are the best.

[@kinnikuboneman]

Some of them, Sims 2 on PS2 is pretty good

[@mrs-chief]

This was my favorite Sims game growing up and still is one of the best. It's so fun!

[@DracoHandsome]

The Black Eyed Beans music is performed in Simlish.

[@Rsapn]

This made me literally throw up from laughing. Thank you Joel.

[@Mp0D]

Gross

[@ziumbalapl]

Nice

[@jonmahashintina]

2 meny beenz

[@lalalei2001]

I caught this live and laughed the whole way through! The BEANS!

[@Smitten_kitten1001]

This game was actually one of my favorites back in the day

[@tantanny]

Played the shit outta this over 15+ years ago, what a game

[@HughAverageHomoMan]

the DMCA danger zone in the beginning was the closest Joel has gotten to playing DMC.

[@TheCasilyoko]

Damn they updated the persona 5 main menu

[@MrDmoney156]

My grandmother had this on the Gamecube years ago and i remembered that me and my older brother wanted to check it out and saw it was two player co-op so we had to see what was it like and honestly overall, it was alright game for it's time, nothing special obviously but okay-ish.

[@manintheline5331]

All the characters of this game look straight out of Jojo