Velma CRASHES and Burns! This is INSANE -Episode 4

[@disparutoo]

Velma episode 4 and if you thought episode 3 was mask off, you've seen NOTHING yet. Velma shows us her true colours and what she really wants to do to people, only to find out when she succeeds with Fred, she was no longer interested after she'd broke him. I'm not sure what Norville and Daphne were meant to be doing in this episode, but pointless is hardly exceptional for this show. At this point, I can only assume this show is a weird experiment in just how honest can we be about what we think and get away with it. But what do you think? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Velma never disappoints when it comes to disappointment.

[@JackEverton101]

I have to imagine that the writer of the show had a absolutely terrifying childhood… We are talking all of the abuse… because honestly how else would you have the imagination to create something like this!?

[@luthasunspell8365]

5:13 Disparu what Mindy is referring to with ranking women starting the Trojan war is before Paris kidnapped Helen, Paris (a prince of Troy) was asked to judge who was the most beautiful: Hera the goddess of hearth, home, and family, Athena the goddess of wisdom and victory, or Aphrodite the goddess of sensuality and beauty. Paris rejected the ideals of home and family or even wisdom and chose sexual satisfaction by picking Aphrodite, who bribed him to select her by offering him ten years with the most beautiful woman in the world: Helen, daughter of Zeus. All of that said, the show doesn’t have the depth to justify a reference to Greek myth because the Velma plot has less cohesion than what I just typed.

[@boomingbob1579]

Oh boy

[@CJ-hx9du]

Thank you for watching this crap for us!

[@frankvandorp2059]

We should all stop calling this character "Velma". Call her Mindy instead, that's who the character is supposed to represent after all.

[@justinroux1610]

Nelma velma is actually a likeable character

[@Josh.C88]

Yeah I can't believe she had the audacity to actually insert herself as such an iconic character.

[@JTPyrus]

yes, this is not velma, call her mindy, who should be in prison for littering

[@manuelramospetruchena4620]

how about Mindy jinxes?

[@mediadetective6104]

I’m calling it Volma, she’s literally the Donte of Velma’s.

[@highspeedtacos1224]

5 minutes in and i want to point out Velma literally asked why no one made this big of a deal when her mom went MISSING. Velma honey your mom is likely still alive while you're making the murder of 3 minors all about you

[@riothead1240]

stop watching the show.

[@Eagle_Eye407]

@@riothead1240 I can't. It's like a car crash. All I can do is sit by horrified and watch it burn.

[@papalaz4444244]

@@Eagle_Eye407 Stuart March @stuartmarch7876 This channel doesn't have any content

[@highspeedtacos1224]

@@riothead1240 bold of you to assume I was watching this

[@christiaanvorster1988]

😂😂

[@gmajor1273]

I remember one Scooby-Doo episode from the 70s where Fred, Daphne and Velma were all running from three guys dressed as ghost. The ghost had them all cornered with no escape. Fred told Daphne and Velma that he would hold them off while they tried to make a run for it. That's the kind of guy Fred really was in the cartoons. Of course, Scooby-Doo and Shaggy come flying in from their hiding place accidentally and saves them. Now that's a Scooby-Doo show.

[@a.t.stretch]

Exactly! Gosh

[@RealBelisariusCawl]

Fred was a little clueless at times and maybe a bit naive, but he was never a bad person. None of the gang were. This show is … eugh.

[@brickking6068]

Were did those days go 😭

[@mattabshier2494]

If the 'Shallow Hal' rule suddenly applied and people were only seen according to their inner beauty, then Velma would be an Eldritch abomination and a half

[@justinroux1610]

Thats offensive to the Eldritch community

[@kaelkirkby9191]

Even cuthulu, the embodiment of infinity, who is above caring for anything is *afraid* of Velma’s inner beauty.

[@56-1Hast]

Nyarlathotep would either be impressed or disgusted by Velma's inner beauty.

[@danielhoward9729]

I happen to enjoy tentacle porn. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder after all. I feel like Velma is a giant turd, but there are people who'd find even THAT appealing.

[@sorejack]

The king in yellow would plead to put the mask back on.

[@lance134679]

Mindy takes the term "vanity project" to a whole new level. 😄

[@BlazingKhioneus]

makes narcissis look grounded

[@virtueofabsolution7641]

Nah I’m actually starting to think Kaling might be a top tier intellectual waifu. This is some kino satire. No, seriously, moving into this episode to the end I can actually feel Mindy Kaling’s cynical disgust with status-quo anti-white-male tropes. “Here’s a book on feminism you should read white male” “Oh hey I read that book on neo-liberal feminism now Im a feminist also I love you” “………oh. I don’t know why but I’m suddenly grossed out by you” Like come on guys how is this shit not obvious.

[@billybadass3056]

+100k for accuracy......

[@joshgamingvlogs5203]

@@virtueofabsolution7641 I refuse to believe it has any thought put into it. A clock is right twice and day and I think she is just so bad and inconsistent at writing it comes off as “ intentional”

[@gecfes]

A 'Velmaty' project if you will... ba dum tss

[@johndodo2062]

I think it's obvious now that Mindy didn't do much actual writing on the office

[@Lonovavir]

One line per script is my guess.

[@andrewcarlton6196]

She probably did, but it had to go through others with comedic talent

[@BilboBaggMan]

@@andrewcarlton6196 this

[@SnobbyBird_]

She probably wrote seasons 8-9

[@shutupandlisten4once]

I've been saying that

[@gavinjenkins899]

I like how when Fred sees Velma as attractive now, the show communicates this by IMPROVING HER PHYSICAL APPEARANCE in a fantasy animation. "People need to learn to look past physical appearance in their attraction, at which point the result will be hallucinating the exact thing they were supposed to learn to look past, I guess?"

[@aguywhocanfly1335]

I'm so glad you pointed this out. I was thinking exactly the same, they're complete hypocrites and Idt they even realize it

[@eliasar5051]

Yeah, I was wondering whether someone will point this out.

[@psychosytheXmediaXco]

I know plenty of people who do this exact thing in real life

[@Lutomoria]

I was thinking that too!

[@SammEater]

Doublethink is one hell of a drug.

[@tiseril]

Velma finding someone worse than her proves Qui Gon Jinn's point "There's always a bigger fish" and Velma's existence in this show proves another one of his points as well "The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent"

[@tnttv5360]

A wise man

[@carljohan9265]

Can we ad another one? "Ye who can no longer draw the male gaze is doomed to live a sad life of solitude and bitterness".

[@sgtsprinkles7619]

I never realized until this moment that my extreme disdain for feminism was just internalized misogyny! Every time I dress up, I'm just victimizing myself and catering to the male gaze! I never knew that the only reason I wanted to be the best version of myself was because men were oppressing me! I'm so glad "Velma" could clarify that for me. I feel so liberated!

[@uphilliceskater]

Grooming and showing off plumage is just natural animal behavior.

[@MewmewGrrl]

I was happy with the definition of what was supposed to be normal feminism, that is, where it simply equals equality. But the woke extremist feminism we have had lately is wrong, spiteful, full of hate, and terrible on so many levels. And yet this is somehow even worse than that has been.

[@unimpartialobserver]

@@uphilliceskater Speak for yourself, animal.

[@AdaminTranzit]

it used to be and it cxan be but it isnt always. im glad the popular girls actually point it out to velma

[@AdaminTranzit]

@@uphilliceskater so is murder lol, im not like disagreeing just saying murder is also a natural animal behaviour

[@StanleyNumber427]

I remember Sylvia from Wander Over Yonder once said: "I'm sorry. No one should suffer that much juvenile, and frankly tasteless humor." The quote describes Velma too well.

[@StanleyNumber427]

I miss Wander Over Yonder... I wish it didn't get cancelled.

[@papalaz4444244]

Is that a blue cartoon animal, Bronie?

[@onionninja7580]

That was a fun and actually enjoyable cartoon, unlike whatever Velma is

[@hisdudeness8328]

“Never try to understand women. Only women understand other women, and they hate each other.” Good god, if that doesn’t sum up this entire episode.

[@SupremeCommanderBaiser]

Al Bundy for life!

[@danvalenti]

Mindy Kaling is quite the Jem

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

I understand women just the ones that make logical sense and don't make everything about them.

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

@@danvalenti She's the dirt in the diamond.

[@crowdemon_archives]

@@elongatedmanforever1252 that goes for like everyone, tbf

[@SomeTomfoolery]

To be fair, in mythology the Trojan war DID start with rating girls. Paris has to choose which of three goddesses was the most beautiful, and when he picked Aphrodite she helped him acquire Helen of Troy to be his wife.

[@papalaz4444244]

"mythology"is the key word here

[@SomeTomfoolery]

@@papalaz4444244 It's certainly what the show was referring to tho

[@papalaz4444244]

@@SomeTomfoolery but its not a real example of the what the cartoon character was thinking of is it

[@RekOfExile316]

Technically, three goddesses were offered a prize, and when Paris was tasked with choosing who would receive it, aphrodite offered him Helen of Troy to gain his favor. So, technically, not about rating women. More about bribery.

[@SomeTomfoolery]

@@papalaz4444244 It seems close enough to me to make sense

[@tonyruby4467]

How is she constantly talking shit about Fred, but at the same time have a crush on him?

[@skylx0812]

There's that 60s Trek episode where the insane green space babe purrs about Kirk, "He's my lover, and I have to kill him..."

[@skylx0812]

That kind of crazy has been around for a while.

[@chadharger9323]

In tropes it's called a tsundere(loving/hating someone at the same time) or in this case a yandere(psychokiller).

[@lookingforlove839]

@@chadharger9323 or in Velma' case, an obnoxious twat with half baked morals and motivations

[@GaigeGrosskreutzsMissingBicep]

I'm starting to think alot of the white haters are like this.

[@papalaz4444244]

I take it back. This series isn't just bad. It's borderline schizophrenic.

[@dcpack]

Borderline?

[@papalaz4444244]

@@dcpack a bit like you KLR-Zoomie @dcpack 3 subscribers This channel doesn't have any content

[@archstanton9073]

@@papalaz4444244 Do me! Do me!

[@papalaz4444244]

@@archstanton9073 I'll leave that to your father

[@archstanton9073]

@@papalaz4444244 He's not my type.

[@frankvandorp2059]

I also like how it's completely fine and acceptable for Velma to fancy someone based on his looks and status, but when men do the same thing towards women it's this enormous societal problem called the "male gaze" that "imprisons women". She embodies everything bad and hypocritical about feminism. I'm seriously starting to like the conspiracy theory that Mindy is a closet conservative on a mission to make the left look bad.

[@DeadlyPlatypus]

Nope. This is what feminism always was. "The vote for women, chastity for men" was a SUFFRAGETTE slogan...this garbage is baked-in to feminism.

[@dorn0531]

Hilarious if true but do you think she’s really that smart?

[@mikestacyemett5914]

You can thank the modern “philosophers” Martin Jay and Michel Foucault for that.

[@spideyguy3315]

I agree, but isn't it weird that the guys from the meeting who are over 30 to 4O years old were going to rank who are the hottest girls in highschool? And futher on the mayor saying some very sus words.

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

@@spideyguy3315 It was pretty cringe but that's the episode.

[@sandstone2869]

You can tell just how much they cared about the characters in this show, that military uniformed dude who said "life is even more difficult for beautiful girls" literally had his name thing say gigisfather. Gigi's father. Dude didn't even get a name.

[@the_absurd_hero]

The real mystery of the show is “who killed the Scooby gang?” And the answer comes at the end of each episode, when the credits roll..

[@simpelton524]

The word "patriarchy" has become the telltale pointy hood of zombie neo-feminists.

[@dorn0531]

See also: Male gaze

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

It's just a buzzword like "racist" Meaning anything they don't like.

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

Words like sexism, racism, patriarchy and mansplaining have no meaning or validity to them whatsoever anymore.

[@dorn0531]

@@elongatedmanforever1252 I agreed entirely. They've been overused to the point of uselessness. If you haven't heard it, google the song: "Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler". Sums up everything we've said

[@bassanimation]

It's become today's sour grapes. Didn't get what you want? Well you didn't want it anyway because patriarchy.

[@Evanz111]

Any other show and I’d assume they’re writing Norville as so unlikable, so that they can pull a twist in the last episode where he’s the killer, and suddenly someone calls Shaggy comes along and replaces him. The problem is: everyone in this show is unlikable, so it can’t be intentional.

[@hope-cat4894]

Probably not because that would make the black guy a murderer and they already got in trouble for making him the character associated with being a stoner.

[@rylanasher4756]

Had this exact thought five minutes ago., minus the Shaggy thing... I dunno how likely it is.

[@gavinjenkins899]

It would actually be a masterpiece of the Scooby Doo gang shows up at the end and unmasks their rubber masks revealing them all to be Russian spies trying to corrupt the community.

[@aguywhocanfly1335]

@@gavinjenkins899 Calling out russian subversion of this level would probably cause WW3 lol. Then again, it wouldn't be much of a war considering any self respecting men have no reason to defend a country that clearly hates them

[@MK_ULTRA420]

The twist should be that Shaggy shows up and Norville signs his N-Word Pass to approve its use.

[@johnjohnson9073]

The Trojan War did technically happen over the ranking of hot girls, except they wanted to be ranked. The story is that the goddess of Discord made a golden apple and handed it to Hera, Athena and Aphrodite saying it was for the most beautiful of the 3. They couldn't come to an agreement over who was the most beautiful so they asked Zeus to settle it and he pawned the responsibility off to Paris of Troy. The 3 goddesses bribed Paris, Aphrodite offered the most beautiful woman in the world (at the time that was Helen) so Paris gave her the apple and she helped him kidnap Helen from her marriage with Menelaus king of Sparta. What follows is the Iliad

[@skylx0812]

I like the Age Of Bronze graphic novel version, Paris is such an A-hole.

[@MrCopernicum]

Was looking for this comment!

[@papalaz4444244]

"The Trojan War did technically happen" no mate it is a made up story

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

Well technically the war wasn’t over the result of a ranking. Helen wasn’t involved in that part of it.

[@manofthewest5395]

@@papalaz4444244 Well, not as it is told by Homer but Troy was a real place that was sacked by the Greeks.

[@dronesclubhighjinks]

Velma thinks she is a detective. Disparu: "You're a detective in the same way that a sniffer dog is a cop except that it's cute, and you're more likely to sniff someone's backside." 😁

[@slightlycynical4308]

Velma kept giving her mom liquor to make her love her until she died from overconsumption and her dad just never told her it was her fault

[@joshgamingvlogs5203]

“Think juice“

[@nont18411]

Also she is such pos to her stepmom for no reason

[@archstanton9073]

@@nont18411 I dunno. Her stepmom does nude pregnant phoroshoots in their breakfast nook. That's worthy of derision.

[@kurtismurton1331]

Did Velma compare a murderer to her mother going missing?

[@rockrockrocknroll]

Yes, she complained that police didn't put as many resources towards a missing persons case as they do to catching a serial killer who is currently on the loose.

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

Grown ups are allowed to go missing.

[@morantNO1]

The fact that Velma is disgusted by Fred after he learned to appreciate Velma for her supposed inner beauty was so shocking to me. Velma already is an unfiltered self insert for Mindy. But now she actually confessed that she does not even want to be loved. She simps after handsome white guys (and yes, it is only specifically white guys. Look at her other projects where she blatantly self inserts like "the mindy project" or "never have I ever", where she does the exactly same thing). But only as long as they are unattainable. She resents them obviously for rejecting her. But as soon as they like her back for her imagined virtues, she is disgusted by them. So she is absolutely emotionaly masochistic and wants them to step on her. Even worse, as soon as they begin to like her she knows it is disgusting, because somewhere she knows she herself is disgusting and no one should like her the way she behaves. This is so twisted it is shocking. It just makes me sad how much a person can torture themself into hell on earth. I am not even mad at her anymore. I just want her to get help. This is a cry for help.

[@curosaber]

Hard to help someone that doesn't want any help. In fact, any attempt to help her is met with disgust, sarcasm and a direct attack at your gender, race and pretty much anything she hates. The very fact of trying to help her is insulting to her as she sees it as an attack towards her. She's just to prideful, egotistical, narcissistic, spiteful and outright toxic and possibly delusional to even consider she needs anyone's help or that she's wrong. You can pity her, but she'll likely turn that against you for showing sympathy.

[@joshgamingvlogs5203]

Can’t forget how she did that in the office with “Ryan” and that guy from the sex life of college people or whatever it’s called. Every show she’s in she or her self insert is belittled by white men and she loves them for it. Even in real life she has a child with a white man yet constantly says she hates them… truly a cry for help

[@crowdemon_archives]

Godsdamn man, she either need proper help or just... Discover BDSM. I think she needs the former more though.

[@thehumblepotatoreborn9313]

Literally sounds like an ex of mine lol

[@Ricardo-cl3vs]

That "cry for help" ruins yet another beloved franchise out of pure spite and she can go to hell for that! She is part of the iconoclast mob that destroys everything straight, white men love, only to watch them cry about it. She obviously hates us and it's perfectly fine to hate her back!

[@LifeWithMatthew]

I love how even the show knows that their version of Velma sucks by drawing her in a *_completely_* different style to make her look "hot" to Fred.

[@bg2dajake]

The fact you can actually watch these trash shows for us is honorable

[@Rakshiir]

To be frank, Velma seems to not be trash. It would actually be an insult to trash shows to call it that. I do get why people think this was supposed to be bad, because if even one person thought this would be decent, I would ask what drugs they've been on at the time. Must be really good stuff.

[@jessepacheco6020]

Yes. We need sacrificial lambs like these...

[@derokdeathaxe6984]

@@jessepacheco6020 I mean, Disparu actually made the show funny with his commentary u.u some good is born from this...utter disgusting thing that is Velma. So we may even agree that this show is shit, because at least from this, something good is born...like when you use manure to fertilize a field for crops or flowers XD

[@MrShadowSmith]

Yeah definitely. I couldn't get past 2nd episode of she hulk lol and according to every youtuber I know Velma is worse than she hulk. These guys are really taking a bullet for us.

[@arc8216]

The thing about things like Velma is that as replusive as they are they do give you a view inside the creators and their mindsets and expose everything wrong with their worldview. Even accidentally.

[@BlazingKhioneus]

I love how only when fred stops looking at girls' chests is when he is then deemed a creep by the show's standards. Gotta love inconsistent writing that fails to even be that way in the name of an agenda.

[@HappyTheNeko]

The Trojan war technically started because of a ‘Who’s Hottest’ contest between Hera, Aphrodite and Athena. Paris only abducted Helen because she was the prize he got for picking Aphrodite. Sorry, I’m a mythology weirdo and just wanted to clarify that.

[@dancorneanu9144]

There is the fact that what won Paris over and made him chose Aphrodite was what she offered him and not her beauty. So the "Who's the hottest" contest was won by other means than the beauty of the participants. So.... not quite the same context... close enough.

[@AngeldustPictures57]

@@dancorneanu9144whatcha mean close enough? XD there was a “whos hottest contest” Paris was bribed by all three of them, he just took Aphrodite up on her bribe

[@dancorneanu9144]

@@AngeldustPictures57 Close enough that it wasn't the beauty that won him over or the start wasn't the contest. It was an asshole goddess who wanted retribution for filling gilded with the Discord apple. So the start was not the contest. Just one event, like the kidnapping.

[@dancorneanu9144]

@@AngeldustPictures57 The start was more the whole apple of Discord and the goddess who wanted unearned retribution. The contest was just a response. The same as what happened with the Helen situation. And the 3 of them won over other things, than beauty. The "bribes". So close enough.

[@AngeldustPictures57]

@@dancorneanu9144fair enough

[@SONSofUVHASH]

The real murderer is well going to be Velma's mum at the end I'm calling it now!

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

Well Velma did drive her mad, so that could be it..

[@brightfaith8403]

Mindy Kaling talking to herself:“How many times should we say ‘Hot Girls’ in this show?” Also Mindy Kaling: “Yes”

[@deadpoolguy283]

Which is ironc because she is the exact opposite of a hot girl.

[@annabanana7659]

"Maybe there's a link, or maybe it's Maybelline" Sounds like a better mystery than whatever the hell Mindy-Velma's trying to do.

[@marplatense31]

Velma: mEN mAKe eVeRYThinG aBOuT tHemSElvEs!!1! Girls are being murdered Velma: wHy AReN't yOu loOkINg fOr mY mOm?!1!

[@desmondrhea6942]

This is like that episode of the twilight zone where all the beautiful people where seen as hideous and the pig looking people as normal.

[@johndodo2062]

These are the people that say "my truth". They aren't exactly known for common sense or noticing reality

[@corporaterock6543]

I'm still confused how they managed to sell this script as a profit making venture.

[@texasbeast239]

Companies fire good workers for constructive criticism these days. Not surprised companies hire braindeads for sycophantic wokeism too.

[@sekanstar3243]

They didn't

[@DeezNuggz]

its not about the money!

[@texasbeast239]

@@DeezNuggz Then they sold the script to make a different profit than money, but they still sold it to profit someone or some cause.

[@chron416]

ESG

[@anna_caps]

Just to clarify the reference of the Trojan War, at the start there was a banquet on Mount Olympus by order of Zeus to celebrate the marriage between Achilles' parents and all divine figures were invited, but Eris, the goddess of strife. (It's pretty much like the feud between Maleficent and the kingdom.) As a form of revenge she threw the Golden Apple of Discord during the party to be presented to "the most beautiful woman" there. Three goddesses claimed the apple: Aphrodite, Hera and Athena. As to settle the matter - which would clearly bring calamity - Zeus appointed Paris to choose one of them. It was basically a contest. They stripped naked before him and also offered prizes. They were equally beautiful, but Paris ultimately chose Aphrodite, who had offered him the love of the most beautiful woman in the mortal realm, Helen of Troy. Thus, the events leading to the war ensued. So Velma is somewhat correct about it starting with women being rated attractive. Edit: I would say, however, that is a rather poor analysis for the sake of a clever joke. The root of the problem lies in jealousy, exclusion and strife itself. The rest is just a reflection of Eris' revenge. Even the goddesses were used as chesspieces in her game, whilst mortals and demigods served as pawns. Edit2: They missed the opportunity to comment on something more current imo. A culture obsessed with good looks and youth, the rejection of all things average, problems with self-acceptance and the constant and often harmful competition between people are a few examples. There is a way to acknowledge these kind of things without sounding too much like a SJW.

[@JCTheSniper15]

I love how this whole show is just Mindy Kaling playing herself and worshipping herself. It's incredible. It just really gives you a good look at how horrible of a person she is.

[@CHESTNUT246]

velma rejecting fred after she changed him and his personality is peak modern women

[@AGS363]

If you want to know "How much More?": Velma has 10 episodes...in season 1!

[@SupremeCommanderBaiser]

Almost half way through. And almost nothing has happened

[@sird2333]

Thought it was only eight?

[@KanzlerOttoVonBismarck]

The part of the trojan war is that the greek goddesses hera, afrodite and athena were debating who was the most atractive goddess, but they couldn't decide so they chose a mortal, paris, to choose the most atractive goddess, but they tried to bribe paris with gifts for him to favor them. Afrodite offered the most atractive woman to be his wife, so he chose afrodite. The woman afrodite gifted to paris was helen of troy, and so the war began

[@atomicmonkeysquad]

Not that it makes this any better, because that's impossible, but I'm sure Fred's complaint that there' no mention of any shape-shifter in the book is a nod to the X-Men, because "Mystique".

[@ministryofwrongthink6962]

This show is like watching an Amy Schumer marathon with commentary done by an angry honey badger

[@Yarn3ater]

I love watching your reviews!!! Saves me from watching the show lol

[@danbennett9328]

There's approximately 1000 youtube reviewers who owe Mindy a huge thanks

[@silverscorpio24]

"I'd rather die." Everyone grab your saws and ice cream scoops.

[@An0nymous_L0gic]

My ice cream scoop is my right index finger

[@NopeNaw]

"Velma does mention someone which actually manages to be beneath her" ... an overused and crusty kitchen sponge? No.. can't be that, kitchen sponges are useful.

[@cmd31220]

This episode in particular was what I was referencing when I described this show as "one giant group therapy session" I actually feel bad for Mindy Kaling. She is so empty and bitter than she can't actually make real connections with another human being

[@aino-kaisav5504]

Yeah, I can't even hate her. If she has this much hate towards humanity, I hope she gets help from therapy or something.

[@Trular-kreyss]

@@aino-kaisav5504 i hope she will kill herself after what she did to Scooby Doo.

[@BigPaz32]

I still can’t believe this show is real, each episode feels like a trip, it’s insane

[@kara9543]

bad trip... very bad

[@karlmodry716]

Dialogues are some special form of torture, I can´t understand how anyone, ANYONE is a fan of this thing.

[@hope-cat4894]

0:50 "If everywhere you go smells like dog poop, maybe it's time to check your own shoes." Good quote for Hollywood to learn. 😉 Edit: "If everyone around you is the problem, maybe you're the problem?" works, too. 😁

[@Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost]

That's a fantastic saying. I love it.

[@hope-cat4894]

@Don't Fear the Reaper I didn't come up with them, but they always come in handy. 🫡

[@Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost]

@@hope-cat4894 Either way, I'm stealing it!

[@christophersavignon4191]

That's a really bad way of thinking. Being the minority does not make you right, but it doesn't make you wrong either. For example, if you're the only sane person in a woke campus, and leave for another university only to face the same issues, the quote would suggest you are the problem. If you keep getting shouted down on (old) twatter and luddit and all the other woke media, this quote would suggest that your views are just wrong. Are you starting to see the issue with that quote? There's a reason we did not extend democracy to the courtroom. Individual conflict has to be judged individually, each case by its own merit.

[@randompoet9997]

After reading the book, Fred's math got so mixed up that he put two and two together, and somehow got NEGATIVE four.

[@Jp-sn2nd]

0.00 to 1.25 Disparu barely able to contain his rage and exasperation. Thank you for suffering in our place.

[@maciekur]

As much I hate the show the Trojan War refrence is correct. The myth starts with with king Parys having to jugde which of three godesses - Hera, Athena and Aphrodaty is the most beautyful one and the last one wins by bribing him with Helen of Troy, so... As much I don't like Velma show she is correct on that refrence.

[@benrex7775]

I appreciate you taking the time to make an entertaining story out of that source material. This shows that British people are the masters of dark humor.

[@DarthDevorin]

I feel like the characters of this show would need decades of therapy before they could ever become the Scooby Doo gang.

[@axiss5840]

Because the writers do.

[@An0nymous_L0gic]

They'll never be the Scooby gang bc there is NO FREAKIN SCOOBY

[@KenLinx]

I've never been so repulsed watching mere clips of a TV show. My lord how is this even real?

[@VisiblyPinkUnicorn]

If "Velma" is a leader, I'm a locomotive.

[@crowdemon_archives]

I would be XIV's Warrior of L- wait, fuck.

[@Chester_Grimm]

If you pause this video on 0:00, the look on Disparu's face says everything you need to know about Velma.

[@SupremeCommanderBaiser]

What would it even accomplish to make those four girls ugly? Would the murderer not just go and kill the new number one on the hotness list?!

[@Manatouille]

So, 3 persons have been murdered and this series’s protagonist respond is “Why no one cared this much about MY mom?” REALLY?! .

[@randomcatastrophe]

Disparu has hard charged his way up my list of favorite youtubers. I love his deconstructions and argumentation. Keep up the great work!

[@GreatUSTreasureHunt]

Remember in Fury Road, when filmmakers shaved Charlize Theron's head, chopped off her arm, had her constantly scowling, covered her head with grease ...and she was STILL hot! Hot is always hot. Putting the hot girl's hair up and having her wear glasses just gives you a hot girl with her hair up, wearing glasses.

[@crowdemon_archives]

Yea, if you want to make someone "unhot", hair and dirt (and even amputated limbs) just isn't enough lol

[@GreatUSTreasureHunt]

@@crowdemon_archives You gotta try a lot harder than that if it's Charlize Theron

[@jimluebke3869]

"Born in a mine" So Daphne's going to start singing "Diggy diggy hole"?

[@ScooBdont]

I do like the fact they brought back Don Knotts as the police officer. He played himself in a couple of scooby-Doo movies in the early seventies. Imo the best Scooby-Doo material ever made and my favorites.

[@awill3454]

It’s not Don Knotts. He died over a decade ago. The officer is voiced by Stephen Root

[@archstanton9073]

@@awill3454 The model for the character is Don Knotts.

[@ScooBdont]

@@awill3454 I’m aware it’s not actually Don Knotts. The character is definitely based off of his appearance

[@bethanyh1637]

I was annoyed that the dragged him into this mess.

[@DoftheLin]

Thank you for watching all these shows so I don't have to, but get a good laugh from your videos

[@johnynoway9127]

Velma's mom is the killer Also... the whole "men want us to be pretty" yea... i think women complicated it by competing non stop judging each other

[@avus-kw2f213]

Yes that would be great

[@OkabexKurisu]

That and plastic surgery.

[@absolutelydegenerate1900]

I think the guy voicing norville changed his voice by lowering it so she won’t hear it. Kind of like ghost people will do that to make a crack at you

[@XXXX-yc6wv]

Have to thank Disparu for making these vids. I'm not going to hate watch the show, because I don't want platforms associating analytics associated with my account as me enjoying the show, but I would like to know what the fuss is about.

[@bebescorpio1630]

I feel so bad for Disparu and having to watch this for us, but hey! These reviews are amazing

[@papalaz4444244]

His girlfriend must hardly ever see him. [Insert joke here]

[@Monkeyman_04]

Man, watching the review vids are enough to want to put a bullet in my brain. I can't imagine doing the reviews. Must have to drink lots of liquor.

[@1SpicyMeataball]

Velma's Uggo lessons have everyone wearing glasses... What are trying to say about me and my bespectacled brethren, Mindy "Hypocritical "Khaling?

[@jasonkinton4574]

Remember when you got the answer to the mystery at the end of each show?

[@steakdriven]

Technically, Helen of Troy wouldn't have been kidnapped if it weren't for the apple of discord thing. The three goddesses had to decide between the three of them who was the hottest so they pick some random mortal who obviously chose Aphrodite and as his reward got Helen of Troy.

[@Markus2E5I6]

Also Aphrodite was literally the goddess of beauty it was stupid to pit her against 2 other goddess in a who's the hottest competition

[@kat3325]

I think today we learned that Disparu has the highest cringe toleration threshold, cause I haven’t seen anyone making it to episode 4 so far

[@TheFuzzician]

EFAP noped out after Episode 2, and these are guys who survived the combined might of Rings of Power, She Hulk, and Multiverse of Nonsense.

[@kat3325]

@@TheFuzzicianexactly

[@MirandaSinistra]

I could be wrong, but maybe she's talking about what led up to Helen being kidnapped. Which was the goddess Eros throwing an apple amongst the goddesses and saying that it was for the fairest of them all. Athena, Aphrodite, and Hera all believe themselves to be the fairest, so they ask Paris to decide, and each of them offers him a gift in exchange for his vote. He accepts Aphrodite's gift of the love of a beautiful woman and gives the apple to her. Aphrodite, of course, didn't tell Paris that the woman was Helen of Troy or that she was already taken.

[@terrab1ter4]

First off, thank you for sifting through this horrific content so we don't have to. It is much appreciated. At 5:13 , the comment Velma makes about the Trojan War refers to The Judgment of Paris, which preceded the Trojan War and was the direct (mythical) cause for it. Velma is "technically" sort of right in her comment, but the whole story is way more complex and infinitely more interesting than this show would ever be able to portray. The story, per the Iliad (the Homeric poem narrating the Trojan War), is that the father of Achilles, a mortal named Peleus, was so favored by the Greek gods that Zeus allowed him to marry one of the Nymphs, named Thetis. Because the wedding was a divine affair, all the Gods were invited to attend the ceremony. All, but one: Eris, the Goddess of Strife, who was ghosted for obvious reasons (it's in the name, after all). Eris, naturally, was not too keen to be thus excluded, so she devised a plan to interrupt the wedding with some trade-mark strife. She created a golden apple, with the inscription "Tei Kallistei" (meaning "To the most beautiful"). She then hid among the guests of the wedding in disguise, and then threw the apple between the gods. Immediately, a fight broke out between the Godesses, over who was to receive the apple (the noun in the inscription is feminine, therefore it applied to godesses, not the male gods). Eventually, three godesses remained who had the strongest claims: Hera, wife of Zeus; Athena, the Godess of wisdom and war; and Aphrodite, the godess of love. They asked Zeus to decide who was to receive the apple, but Zeus knew better than to foolishly make that decision. For whoever he decided should receive the apple, the others would be deeply offended and inimical to him. Zeus, therefore, decided - for reasons, don't worry about it - to let a shepherd's boy named Paris to decide. Paris was the son of King Priam of Troy, but had been left with a shepherd in the Ida Mountains because Priam had learnt from a prophecy that Paris would cause the downfall of the city of Troy. So, you can imagine the look of surprise on Paris's face when three godesses suddenly appeared before him (in most works of art, the godesses were also naked) and asked him to decide which one of them was the most beautiful. Then, one by one, they took Paris apart, and made him an enticing offer if he were to pick them. Hera promised him wealth and fortune; Athena promised him superb wisdom and understanding. But then came Aphrodite, who promised him the hand of the most beautiful woman in the world. Paris, being the young and naive romantic that he was, chose Aphrodite; and the woman in question was, as you guessed, Helen of Sparta, who was married to Menelaus, the younger brother of King Agamemnon of Mycenae (who would later lead the Greek expedition against Troy). And while Aphrodite made good on her promise, and indeed delivered Helen into the arms of Paris, he had also made two powerful enemies, Hera and Athena, who both vowed to take revenge not only on Paris, but on the city of Troy as a whole. Ironically, the prophecy thus became truth: Paris did directly cause the destruction of Troy, as it had been ordained and prophecied by Zeus himself. So, in a sense Velma is right when she comments that the Trojan war started due to a 'contest of beauty' between women (or godesses). However, that is a very simplistic reading of the story, and ignores the promises made by the godesses to Paris to sway his judgment, the overall narrative of the Trojan war (which, as the first paragraph of the Iliad states, was all part of Zeus's plan, which includes the Judgment of Paris - in a sense, he could not but start that war, it was supposed to happen). The judgment of Paris also never really was about the act of 'rating beauty' - if anything, the Iliad never comments on why Helen is regarded as the most beautiful woman in the world (she just is), and the story seems to treat all three godesses as equally deserving of the apple when it comes to beauty. If anything, the Judgment is more about the foolishness of Paris in picking youthful infatuation and love (Aphrodite was never associated with 'tempered love' but more the 'passionate' kind of love, the sudden infatuation and (immoral) lust. If anything, it was Hera who was associated more with the loyal, stable and trusting kind of love, that of marriage and the household/family) instead of wisdom or power, both of which would have enabled him to procure love for himself anyways. Picking Aphrodite therefore was a pretty foolish choice on part of Paris, and the Iliad is pretty clear on what it thinks of Paris as a character. Anyways, keep up the entertaining work you do. There is no way I am directly watching any episodes of this acidic show, except through your humorous lense, which is much more enjoyable.

[@teddytalley620]

This is probably the best, most clearly written KZbin comment I’ve ever read.

[@papalaz4444244]

What a sad qunt

[@lukeharvey8611]

Not reading all that to keep it real but I appreciate how much time and effort you put into a comment just to be fair to Velma. So thank you for that

[@simplegarak]

lol thanks, I was about to say that Velma's trojan war joke is barely excuseable.

[@archstanton9073]

@@lukeharvey8611 Basically three goddesses asked Paris who was the hottest (by bribing him with gifts). He chose Aphrodite who promised him the most beautiful woman in the world which was Helen of Troy. This event kicked off the Trojan War.

[@boomingbob1579]

Just when you think it can’t get worse reminder it can always get worse Always

[@Mislu]

Regarding her comment about rating women starting the war of Troy, she meant the time Paris was asked by Athena, Aphrodite and Hera to decide who was the most beautiful. He chose Aphrodite which rewarded him with the love of Helen of Troy, starting the hole business of the kidnapping, etc.

[@georgeray1906]

Yup as well as it was Eris' revenge for not being invited to a wedding so she retaliated by presenting a golden to the most fairest one that was between Hera, Athena and Aphrodite.

[@joesmutz9287]

I'm so glad you're such a masochist Everyone else gave up on covering these weeks ago

[@DrAlberts]

"Maybe there's a link, maybe it's maybeline"... Ok....ok....*silently clicks the like button while in shock*

[@lenjavick3627]

To be fair the start of the Trojan war is actually because Paris was tasked with ranking Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite with Aphrodite promising Helen as a reward

[@tranceform9459]

fun fact. Cartoon Shaggy's government name is Norville and the musician Shaggy's government name is Orville

[@PerfectZeroMusic_]

3:49 Oh FUCK them for that one. The reference to Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated's main set-piece, the town of Crystal Cove. That series was *my* personal childhood Scooby Doo show. I see they are trying really hard not to leave anyone out of the hate train

[@paulware4701]

The bit about the Trojan Wars was accurate; it did start over a beauty contest. Three goddesses each though they were the most beautiful and they were judged by Paris, the Trojan; Aphrodite bribed him to pick her, offering him the most beautiful (mortal) woman in the world if he did. That turned out to be Helen, wife of Menelaeus, the greek king. Thus was started the Trojan Wars. (And apologies for possibly not spelling Menelaeus properly; it's been a while since classical studies.)

[@SomeTomfoolery]

I'm pretty happy with how many comments are talking about this. I'm so proud of everyone for knowing their Greek mythology

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Velma Producers: Let's not add Shaggy and Scooby in the show.

[@MegaSpideyman]

Well, they deserve better.

[@Rammstein0963.]

Be thankful for what I'm about to tell you...they *CANT* The way I heard it, they don't have the rights to those two (like how Amazon doesn't own ALL the rights to Lord of The Rings). Meaning they CAN'T ruin those two at least.

[@AKUJIVALDO]

@@Rammstein0963. but Amazon did fk up LOTR with their POS...

[@Rammstein0963.]

But not as bad as they could.

[@JonasGrumby-OO]

"Bint" Ya gotta love the kings English. We need to adopt that word. I’ll do my part.

[@Left4Coragem]

Giving Velma a 2?! What a generous god you're Disparu.

[@ericdugal8818]

"Ask for a stair lift in Canada, it'll sort everything out", brutal comment, lol

[@hubert891]

I'm currently surprised that the creators didn't take the opportunity to make a joke about Fred being gangraped in prison

[@m0R03]

The Multiverse of Scooby-Doo , "Velma" the universe where everything went WRONG , very wrong.

[@JackEverton101]

Wow I didn’t actually believe that thumbnail…but I was wrong… They went and had her have blue hair, truly this is the woke dream ladies and gentlemen. How do you greenlight this crap!?! Who is the Hollywood test audience!? How messed up was their family life?! we need to know so we can prevent these person from ever being created again!! Because clearly we have too many of them!!!

[@MegaSpideyman]

Feck, that's something I really didn't expect. It's not that out there compared to everything else, but still!

[@JackEverton101]

@@MegaSpideyman I know right! It’s like they have a checklist and they’re working their way down through the levels of cringe and offensive

[@yuedarkangel1]

"...ask for a stairlift in Canada..." damn savage!

[@matthewleibfred760]

this may have been the best one so far, the fact that velma had to reflect on herself gatekeeping what it means to be a woman... TOO BAD SHE THREW IT ALL AWAY AT THE END LIKE WTFFF

[@KimberlyPinkney]

Wouldn't be a Mindy Kaling production without her having a white guy "love" interest.

[@andrewcarlton6196]

Funny thing is Vilma, the real one, is not even ugly. She is more popular than Daphne

[@SamtheBravesFan]

She's cute enough. She just wears a big ol sweater.

[@andrewcarlton6196]

@@SamtheBravesFan ya, but pretty sure she is thick and busty underneath.

[@Pentagon6519]

My face keeps switching from disbelief of the sheer stupidity of the show to laughing my butt off at your takes. Good work! Bet most people who could see me thought I was as nuts as Velma.

[@ChristianIce]

Well, considering that I still didn't watch the show, and and I'm cracking up with all the reviews, I'm start thinking that this is the first show that trolled an entire audience. It can't be that bad if not on purpose. That said, what's attractive and what's not is not simply "evolution", because there's some cultural element involved. In the past, a skinny woman would be regarded as not "wealthy enough", in fact, to get a little fat you need money to buy the food. That's confirmed by the art of few centuries ago, where "venus" was not exactly skinny. Big boobs, on the other hand, are timeless :D

[@nicholasdraper4722]

In regards to the trojan war thing, I think they're referring to the myth of the Golden Apple. Paris (later discovered to be a prince of Troy, currently being raised by shepherds for reasons I don't care enough to google) was given a golden apple by Eris, goddess of mischief and strife (Picture Female Greek Loki) which was inscribed with "To the Fairest" on it. Long story short he had to pick who was most beautiful out of Hera, Athena and Aphrodite and the situation immediately devolved into a bidding war on who could give the best bribe. Hera promised him power, that she would make him the most powerful king in the world. Athena offered Wisdom, that he would be unbeatable at war. Aphrodite promised him the most beautiful mortal woman in Greece as his bride. Paris being a hormonal teenager, went with Aphrodite's offer, the only problem was that Helen, who was widely recognised as the most beautiful mortal woman, was already married. So upon their meeting a few years later, Aphrodite rewired her brain to make her fall desperately in love with Paris and they eloped / he kidnapped her. I know this was wildly off topic but Velma seemed to miss the entire point of the story, and I thought it was significantly more interesting that the actual episode (though your review of it is as always hilarious)

[@lookingforlove839]

Greek mythology should be cancelled lol

[@timkemmer4565]

Paris rated the goddesses Hera, Athena and Aphrodite, the was one of the reasons the war begann and Hera helped the greeks to win it