Velma DOUBLES DOWN As Season Ends! Episode 9 Review

Velma episode 9 review of the Scooby Doo animation adaptation for HBO Max. Velma is supposedly a re-imagining of the Scooby Doo cartoon. But as Velma looks after a baby to try and get her mothers memory back, how much of that has stayed the same? Fred and Daphne go through some school drama and Norville continues to be an unknown character that's not Shaggy. Is Velma worth watching?
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[@disparutoo]

Velma Episode 9 review, (not sure why I said episode 7 at the start I only JUST noticed as I type). Luckily, I did upload the right video! This was one strange episode where Velma lies to pretend she's just as horrible a person as she always was. You'd think that would be easy but it turns out, she's got far worse over time and blamed it on everyone else. But with one episode left, who do you think is the killer? I say think because even though the finale episode is out, I'm assuming most people havn't seen it lmao. But as always, thanks for watching this one :)

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Velma never disappoints when it comes to disappointment.

[@Troll_vs.]

You said 7 because of the brain damage from watching this shows twice over for our entertainment

[@animegaming4057]

Your brain melted cause it couldn’t comprehend what you are watching. Thanks for suffering for our entertainment, cause I ain’t watching this. I love garbage shows and movies but this is not one that I’m gonna watch. Made it to half way to episode 2 and I quit.

[@ellifsyaa]

We can rejoice it has finally ended!

[@JahonCross]

Finally it's over

[@PelemusMcSoy]

Beats up people in the shower, dismisses her only friend's feelings, drove her mother away, manipulates everyone around her, admits to being good at lying...why exactly are we supposed to root for her, again?

[@Kurokami112]

We're supposed to root for her... . . . . . . ...getting shoved off a cliff

[@Mr_Vosakisen]

she is obviously a minority 🙄

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Most of the accusations are accurate but her mom was a deadbeat. Like those terrible parents that threatened to give their child up if they continue their tantrum in the store.

[@realdragon]

I'm rooting for bad people in movies just because they have cool costumes but Velma have nothing

[@pyropulseIXXI]

Velma did not admit to being good t lying; she lied about being good at lying. She is so bad at lying that her telling us she is good at lying is immediately met with "LMAO YEAH RIGHT BITCH"

[@karite2]

The "I ran away for years and you got with another woman, how dare you" bit is driving me insane

[@adamlauer1096]

BASEDECONOMY

[@dwightmanne]

Wait wait wait wait.... Norvil is black, becomes a dad and immediately leaves..... Bruh.

[@kimonorising727]

If the next episode started with Norville caving Velma’s skull in with a brick, I don’t think I’d be able to stop celebrating.

[@Adamguy2003]

Unfortunately, that would probably be hard to do. You see, this Velma imposter is a modern woke feminist, and thus like all modern woke feminists, her skull is incredibly thick and completely hollow. So, the brick would probably just shatter and not do any damage to her.

[@alexmcdonald5083]

Don't give me hope

[@alexfriedman918]

If they do that, I’ll sign up for HBO Max, I promise! For at least 48 hours…

[@TheRealRunningwolf1980]

All that’s gonna do is ruin a brick 😂

[@goldiegoose8975]

Please don't wish for that, bricks deserve better

[@LaserDroid]

If Fred's dad is so rich why is he being sent to public school? I don't expect a valid answer, not for Velma.

[@addermoth]

In the UK at least 'pubic' school is a private school. Like Eton etc. It's where 90% of Prime ministers go to.

[@Adamguy2003]

Yeah, AND portrayed as a one- dimensional evil snob who can't stand his family being associated with "Rabble," you'd think he'd put Fred in a private school or a prep school.

[@finnmcginn9931]

@@addermothit's the opposite in Canada, surprising considering everything else here was based off thr British system.

[@derekbrown6161]

@Adder Moth and that's relevant to what? It's clearly in the US. Fred is super rich but goes to a government funded school, at least with Harry Osborne in the raini Spider-Man movies it's handwaved by bad grades.

[@addermoth]

@@derekbrown6161 It has been known, upon occasion, for the wealthy to send their children to other countries for education. Americans included. Most of the Middle East/Africa/Asia is run by individuals that attended 'public schools' in the UK. It is there connections are made.

[@captainawesome103]

So it sounds like her father moved on & made a better life for himself and his daughter. How is he “the worst”? Oh yeah I forgot, modern audiences, patriarchy & stuff

[@makemebad153]

I thought because he wasn't white that he would still get a pass. At least this show can stick with man hating regardless of color...though it's overtly racist towards whites.

[@Garret007]

pretty much

[@RiseInAfterlife]

The father should just leave the psycho and her psycho mom. Or rather kick them out, pretty sure thats his house.

[@kingmaegor5297]

Remember when kids being shit to decent stepparents was portrayed as a bad thing in media

[@NopeNaw]

Dangly bits.

[@xipheonj]

I love how the baby looked angry when Velma claimed it was hers. Yet more evidence that this show doesn't believe it's own messaging.

[@ottobaron6392]

Velma dropping the baby, shows what a dangerous person she truly is.

[@orchidoxs126]

Honestly the baby made me laugh. My humor is broken but the baby was so expressive. I don't like the show or characters much but the animators and designers did do a pretty good job, the show doesn't look bad (at least visually).

[@xipheonj]

@@orchidoxs126 Every episode has had one joke that made me laugh hidden in the cesspool. They hired talented people to work on it, they just gave them an impossible task.

[@kitalalaris]

@Bluespirit If that was my baby I'd be practicing the three S's multiple times over and disappearing with *my* child.

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

Because it doesn't. Just like the writer, Velma is a bully. She can behave how she wants, there's nothing you can do about it and she takes pleasure in knowing that.

[@bletheringfool]

Her mother is the equivalent of a deadbeat dad but gets lots of passes for her behavior. She is gaslighting and so is Velma. Blames the man even though she was an alcoholic? Walked out on her family? Like her father said Velma was an unwanted daughter by her mother and that gets casually skipped over. She doesn't get to complain in that situation. A plot point is invented so they have to be nice to her (keep her happy)even though she left a man to raise their daughter by himself yet he is made out to be a villain for moving on. They are essentially saying she gets to walk back into her old life and bitch about her husband not wanting to be with the slob that she is. Such reprehensible characters in this

[@nont18411]

Like mother, like daughter.

[@kaczan3]

Except "deadbeat dads" don't walk out on their families, they are kicked out by the wife, and then blamed that they don't want to work 2 jobs just to keep up with the payments for the spoiled C.

[@gabrielharvey956]

Im proud to say I didnt watch a single episode of velma , but I did watch every single disparu episode about it , thanks for bitting the bullet for us sir xD

[@billywitchdocter]

...but you still watched it...

[@thunderspear2251]

11:46 Can we just take a moment to appreciate how PISSED that baby is about Velma insinuating that she brought that kid into this world. Even the infant has had enough of her!

[@pinkwonderpower7906]

😄😄😄 caught that too.

[@MMCUSN]

Velma in Blu-Ray is the gift you get from Santa when he runs out of coal.

[@lazer2720]

That’s an insult to coal. Cuz coal has a use. This shit is torture.

[@alexfriedman918]

Or if Sarah Silverman actually becomes Santa…

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

@@lazer2720 Well, you can use both as fuel

[@peterrealar2.067]

Coal is more valuable than this trash.

[@nightmarehood8423]

Anyone else realize how even the baby is offended when Velma says "The Baby is Mine." XD that is the best thing to come out of this show hands down.

[@archstanton9073]

Nah, the best moment is when the cops run her over.

[@shogunpug4071]

If you look at all the scenes with the baby it's angrily glaring at Velma most of the time

[@vortex_1336]

That shot at Theodore Roosevelt was so weird. He was a progressive and was an advocate for civil rights.

[@thewittywhygaming6487]

Yes he was. He was also a middle aged white guy, so according to these writers he was pure evil. 😑

[@brandonlyon730]

Yeah out of the Presidents they could’ve used like Harding or Wilson, they picked Theodore.

[@boobah5643]

TR also has a reputation (especially online) as being the manliest 20th century president, with only Andrew Jackson outdoing him in the full lineup.

[@JimmyFoxhound]

He was born with the wrong skin color for 2023 so he is evil.

[@big_red01027]

@@brandonlyon730 No Leftist worth their salt will attack Wilson or FDR.

[@TheFatalcrest]

Wait how the hell is the dad having an affair when she was believed to have left them for 2 years. He can't know where she is or in danger, or even alive. And if he can believe quite easily that she left, and likely looked for her for those two years...He eventually would move on. Most people have to or try to find someone new if they can, because the only other option is soul crushing searching for a ghost. And apparently Velma's mom lived in a crap shack, sooo they clearly weren't happy together.

[@hashvendetta7226]

You've thought too much about this show. Any more and you may become mentally ill. Be careful, friend.

[@draemdaed]

This whole show is just feminist woke propaganda

[@superiorrule34]

@@draemdaedit’s not even that it’s someone who hates Scooby do but writes fanfiction where their the main character.

[@guerreiroazul3230]

@@superiorrule34 even the worst of hatefiction would be better than this

[@crazygur1y]

@@draemdaed bro even feminists hate this show, i dunno who this show as for but if anything, I've seen people with drastically different ideologies come together to hate this abomination

[@JnGArtimation]

I like how each episode is like 99% filler and 0.000000001% mystery.

[@MorleyRobertson1975]

If by filler, you mean the stuff that fills a garbage can, then yes.

[@grusome1]

The only mystery is how this show was actually greenlit in the first place

[@huntersmith1943]

but where is the racism percentage?

[@AteshSeruhn]

Homeopathic mystery- the more it is diluted, the more potent it becomes! This is genius!

[@protorhinocerator142]

@@grusome1 Woke soyboys and feminazis at the producer level and in corporate management. That's how.

[@jakomioftherose2434]

Mindy getting zapped and hitting the table is the only funny thing in this show so far.

[@SupremeCommanderBaiser]

When the Sheriff ran her over, it was funny aswell.

[@Nevir202]

This moment was also nice, but only because it looks like she'd just become the next victim: 20:45

[@Lonovavir]

Velma, the show so bad people want the protagonist to die.

[@matthewbauerle7153]

Also "Based Economy!"

[@Syaniiti]

@@Nevir202 Velma cannot become a victim, Mind... Velma has been a victim from the start.

[@samiamtheman7379]

Idk why they're saying the dad cheated on her when she left. And she was gone for at least 2 years, which is long enough to declare legally dead.

[@Markus2E5I6]

Also she left...like how did he cheat if she left

[@petergriffin-tu6ug]

BUTS EHS A WOMEN!!! only women can get away with that

[@MarvinHartmann452]

It's OK when women do it.

[@kingagrabowska9366]

So the whole point of those murders was to give Fred a new brain. Let's make a bullet point of everything that doesn't make sense with this plan. - If the point is to make Fred smarter why still the brains of teenage girls? The girls aren't some kind of geniuses, they're hot and by extension presumably dumb according to the show. Why not still the brain of some CEO? They clearly have connections with people like that. Is the joke supposed to be that anyone would be smarter than Fred? - If she has the ability to hypnotize people why doesn't she hypnotize Fred into being a perfect CEO? - If Fred's parents are so adamant about him inheriting the company and being a manly man why did they start just now? Shouldn't they have been preparing him since he was born? You know, making him go to a special school with extra classes, hiring private teachers, making him do extra activities like all kinds of sports, etc. Stereotypical rich kid stuff. Fred is very obedient and wants to do everything to please his parents. He can at least try. According to the show he totally changed after reading just one book on feminism. Make him read something useful! - Fred's mom better not pull this feminist bullshit. She killed innocent girls because she didn't raise her son properly. I bet the writers were patting themselves on the back. ''Everybody expects that the killer will be a white straight male but it is actually a white straight lady. Aren't we so subversive?'' - If people retain their memory even in a different body, how else would Fred be smarter, and that's what Fred's mom's comment to Velma alludes to, what's stopping whoever will be in Fred's body from telling the truth? The possibilities of rich white male privilege? - Why kill all these girls? Shouldn't she immediately make a switch as soon as she got the first brain? Or was she not satisfied with the brains she got and went on hunting until she finds the one she likes? In that case, she should've gotten to know the people before she murdered them for nothing and potentially incriminated herself. Held some competition or a test and attack the winner or something.

[@trip9845]

you are acting as if the writing of this "story" was of any concern whatsoever to the writers.

[@justinguyos5476]

The story is just an excuse plot tacked on. The real concern is giving Mindy Khaling an outlet to vent all her high school frustrations.

[@choccocker]

Hey you're pretty smart! Do you write ?

[@jeangentry6656]

How did she do it? She'd need an INCREDIBLE amount of surgical skill and knowledge to remove a Brain and keep it viable for transplant. Did she hire a killer surgeon?

[@kingagrabowska9366]

@@choccocker Sometimes. I would like to someday be a professional writer someday or at least write and publish in my spare time.

[@arcanefury3666]

Im confused. This whole time I thought Velma's mom was missing for at least a decade but they kept saying she's been gone for 2 years and Norville's voice mails date back to at least 2 years, and the first one is sorry your mom is gone

[@eblatz80]

Yeah I thought she left when Velma’s was little. That’s what the memories seemed to indicate

[@HalfBrainGamers]

You think the writers give a shit about consistency? Pppfft.

[@Garret007]

@@HalfBrainGamers Sadly, this might just be the answer to all questions about the show...

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

You’re right. It’s been referenced a number of times. Everything indicates Mindy was about five when her cartoon mother left.

[@archstanton9073]

When you're 15, two years makes you 13 which is little.

[@jadenmental]

The funniest thing to me is in the second last episode. they pick up a diagram on how to extract brains but replace it in other people. And that's the mystery. Anyone who is kidnapped can at some point have been the killer, meaning that they have unwittingly had their minds removed and replaced with that of the killer, only to have their minds placed back in later and a foggy memory. Now the sketch was such a dead giveaway I feel that the artists put it in there as a middle finger to the writers.

[@twinzzlers]

My monkey brain is too stupid to get what you're saying, can you simplify it?

[@GRtogetaBIC]

I think that the twis is that the killer was a dog's brain in a human body. So the show could kind of hint at how the opposite (scooby-doo) would be born just to make a cringe joke about how the dog would die because it can't sustain a human brain, much less talk like a person. I also hope the show will end with it being all the lucid dream of a comatose Velma and that none of this happened.

[@makemebad153]

@@GRtogetaBIC and then she flatlines. that would be amazing. I mean Mindy Kaling, not Velma.

[@acedelta12]

What you said actually makes for a very interesting plot

[@marhawkman303]

@@GRtogetaBIC Actually it had a direct statement early on that this is "Velma's story"... and not necessarily actually true.

[@hermitsunite953]

I thought it was over? Was them all dying in that cave nothing more than a good dream?

[@kaimanthelizardwizard1248]

Reality is cruel 😔

[@troyblack9626]

Your reviews are the best part of this show 👍

[@kaimanthelizardwizard1248]

Closely followed by the end credits

[@Ozone289]

What show? This is ‘Velma’ not a show

[@braydend9582]

The reviews are the show considering that is what makes it entertaining.

[@Nevir202]

If you've seen any other part of the show, you're just feeding the beast.

[@Ozone289]

@@Nevir202 I will ask this again, what show? Velma isn’t a show, it is a dumpster fire that is burning on the water? Must be all that wine.

[@mikestacyemett5914]

Velma getting zapped and falling and “based economy!” are the best parts of the show. And the reviews.

[@redram6080]

Don't forget Velma getting hit by a car

[@mikestacyemett5914]

Oh yes! So, we have a trifecta

[@whiplash2891]

i don't get the "based economy" one.. anyone cares to explain that to me?

[@skynet0912]

So in conclusion: Velma fell off the bed many times as a baby, suffering severe brain damage, and this show is just the result of the damage finally ending up terminal, with the actual events of the show being her last neurons last journey before medical staff turns off her life support... That's probably not it, but a man can dream, right?

[@WorldWalker128]

I never understood the 'high school popularity' things you see in teen-themed tv shows over and over. That wasn't really a thing in my school. Sure, there were little groups here and there, but sometimes I wonder if any of the people writing those scripts and storylines ever actually went to a public high school and didn't just read about it from someone else that's also never been to a public high school. Either that or the school I went to was just really laid back.

[@toodlescae]

In the 70's we had cliques in high school like the jocks & cheerleaders (popular kids), the nerds and the stoners but none of them acted like that to people. We all got along really well when we were all together in classes, at lunch, etc. The teasing and name calling had ended by the time we got out of junior high. I should know since I was one of the people being called names like 4 eyes, toothpick, Bionic Woman/Cyborg (because of my scoliosis brace) and nerd. That was no longer an issue in high school.

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

Well some kids are more and some less popular and tend to associate with those of similar shall we say, "status".. then 80s comedy movies dialed this up to 11, and modern writers today were home schooled and only know this stuff from movies.

[@marychocolatefairy]

Yeah, I've long noticed the disparity with how my early 90s high school was vs film depictions- everyone was pretty chill. That's an interesting thought on how this standard high school depiction came about; so I guess those writers now rely on film/tv tropes. At my school there were just groups of friends rather than groups meant to exclude people like you see onscreen, and no groups based on how good you looked. In fact, the prettiest girl in my grade was best friends with one of the least pretty girls. There was also no one that was considered "the most popular girl in school" or whatnot. And all our football cheerleaders were very nice.

[@ubermaster134]

@@toodlescae Bionic woman and cyborg are really kick-ass names tho

[@toodlescae]

@@ubermaster134 I can see that now but when you're a shy, sensitive 12 yr old wearing a contraption you hate in the first place it doesn't seem cool. I was dealing with suddenly having very restricted movement and pain so it was just awful to feel like people were making fun of me at the same time. I wore that thing for 4 years (only able to take it off for an hour a day) and luckily people's response to it once I got into high school was a lot different.

[@zeo278]

I feel sorry for the parents of people that actually like this show.

[@stoneymahoney9106]

They're not disappointed, they're suicidal

[@jarotheboar8398]

"who do you think the serial killer is?" The writers, cus they killed our childhood

[@jeebuschristos8423]

That baby's face, throughout the entire episode, was all of us watching the entire episode...

[@realdragon]

Brains in jars coming back to school isn't pointless, it's there to take a break from looking at Velma

[@workmusic2181]

It is a definite improvement

[@the_absurd_hero]

Disparu is getting more snarky with every “Velma” episode, and I’m here for it! The finale review is going to be amazing

[@danieldabini8435]

The look on that baby face is the first time I actually laughed at this show absolutely gold

[@archstanton9073]

You didn't laugh when Velma was run over by the cops. I did.

[@danieldabini8435]

@@archstanton9073 As far I'm concerned that baby already over Velmas bullshit and that makes her smarter than 99% of the so called adults in this show

[@heatherhallfo5179]

No its pyrite

[@ilanjaffe6463]

I'm calling Gigi gets her brain put into a dog and becomes scooby, thereby explaining (at least in the showrunners minds) Shaggy and Scooby's relationship

[@sunky-rf9ut]

That's…actually…GENIUS! GOD,I love how predictable this twist is! The writers will be honored with the title of "the Scooby origins" if they bothered

[@gonotgentleman]

It’s Solo all over again!

[@helljumperodst6780]

Predictable af but at least it would make the smallest bit of sense

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

So he really, REALLY "loves" the dog? I don't know if I like this.

[@lookingforlove839]

Well, you are going to be surprised or in my case, underwhelmed

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Velma was hated by folks from so many countries and every demographic under the sun to the point that Mindy Kaling basically partakes in voluntary exile to Bollywood. I have a feeling they're not to happy about Velma neither and I hope she eventually gets the idea that she's mentally unwell. If she gets her psychological health in order... She could redeem herself. Something like saying "Sorry everyone. Turns out, I have several personality disorders. I'll try to move things into a more positive direction as my therapist helps me figure things out. Velma was a mistake made in a bad state of mind." Or something like that.

[@rajeevrocksify]

Bollywood doesn't accept the likes of her, look at the heroines of bollywood

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

@@rajeevrocksify Hehe, thanks for confirming this Rajeev.

[@leewise2011]

I'm confused. Wasn't one reason V's mother took off was that V caused her to stick a cigarette in her eye so her eye fell out all the time? Now she has two eyes?

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

a) She got better! b) It was a throw-away joke (I know, funny!) that the writers forgot about.

[@Garret007]

Another great observation. I already read about other inconsistencies in other comments. This is just sad

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

Her losing an eye did appear to be a plot development when it happened. It was referenced multiple times.

[@Troll_vs.]

Okay. Hear me out. I have a head cannon so strong that it could shoot through reality. This being Velma's story told her way I will say these events are not happening how she is saying. The whole shaggy being a simp? Never happened. That's her thinking he wants her. Geegee? The hippy space alien from that movie telling him not to hang out with Velma but he won't leave her alone seeing as she is suffering from intense delusional episodes. Long story short...Velma is in a padded room

[@Nevir202]

Makes more sense than anything depicted in this show. Headcannon accepted.

[@somederp8915]

The only good ending! :D

[@superiorrule34]

Problem with that theory is that it to good for the writers.

[@silvermushroom-gamifyevery6430]

@@superiorrule34 - Yep, literally the only problem with this theory.

[@fleetadmiralrindeck9392]

My wife looks forward to your reviews of this show every week. Entertainment gold good Sir! This show deserves every bit of scorn thrown at it. Cheers!

[@DaysofElijah317]

I do too you can see he enjoys himself while making these which is impressive since he has to watch soul crushing Velma to do it

[@Syaniiti]

@@DaysofElijah317 I presume once you've seen Velma not seeing Velma makes you happy.

[@DaysofElijah317]

@@Syaniiti extremely so I’m sure 😁

[@archstanton9073]

Do you look forward to Dis'' reviews too?

[@DaysofElijah317]

@@archstanton9073 so so much. It’s nice to find people who can creatively and clearly state our distaste for today’s culture and entertainment

[@kaimanthelizardwizard1248]

I hope "Based Economy" becomes a running gag on this channel

[@TheMjohann]

The thropy wife thing reminded me of a quote from Frank Barone. "You're a trophy wife?? What contest in hell did i win?"

[@lexnight8345]

🤣🤣🤣

[@UncensoredScion]

I'm at a point where I'm not shocked at the whole blame the Father thing because it's normal. What I am shocked at is that it's shocking for you my man. WHEN have you ever heard a woman admit that her leaving, her life getting terrible and then having realised her mistake, comes back and sees everyone has gotten on with their lives and they're happier, is HER fault? Of course they're going to blame everyone else, that's what happens when society infantilises an entire demographic of people from infancy to their deathbeds

[@anotherfacelessname9270]

I'm pretty sure the writers started with "insufferable" and worked their way backwards. I have to imagine that they decided on Mindy Kaling pretty quickly after that.

[@filipvadas7602]

I love that our expectations for the reveal of the killer and their motives were *low* , but the show STILL managed to make it nonsensical and disappointing I mean, we see Fred's personality change completely after reading one book about feminism and that he will do *anything* to please his parents. So how about, instead of replacing his brain with that of one of the hot girls, having him read actual literature and ,ya know, being good parents that prepared him to take over the company sooner in life? Nah that would make too much sense.

[@Whojamawhutsit]

Honestly, the idea of Norville being the serial killer had been on my mind for a few episodes. Him killing off beautiful girls so there aren't any to make Velma ugly, since he was obsessed with her, that's what I was thinking. Anticipating your reaction to the finale!

[@booshmcfadden7638]

After episode 1, I commented on another channel, "Mindy's mom is the killer."

[@stevenscott2718]

Having not watched it myself I think its going to a be a brief seen but unamed character that was in the first episode for less than 10 seconds that theres been no hinting for at all and theres going to be a nod to the 'old man henderson' scene/meme where they are dramaticaly unmasked but no one knows who they are. Still going to a a white dude though.

[@Monkeyman_04]

@@stevenscott2718 That's so stupid... it's probably 100% true.

[@Whojamawhutsit]

@@stevenscott2718 you make a really good prediction.

[@danknfrshtv]

"Mork and Mindy Kaling." OMG, dude I had a mouthful of tea when you dropped that shit and now I'm cleaning tea off my monitor 🤣🤣

[@Kaligor]

The Murderer is all the friends we made along the way. It makes about as much sense as the rest of the show.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

If there's an award for "most terrible character", Mindy will win it for decades to come.

[@BullsMahunny]

The scene where the guys at the table blocked Daphne uhh... I could actually see that happening nowadays with the way 304s like her try to set up dudes. We're at the point now where people won't even give CPR anymore for fear of getting sued for assault.

[@DizzyScorpia]

Fairly certain at least one state in America actually got rid of the Good Samaritan laws. I also get the feeling it was California which puts a lot into perspective.

[@lexnight8345]

Agree for sure the Chad group will be refusing random garden tools nowadays.

[@stevenscott2718]

There was a case in the UK in the late 90's early 2000's where a guy was sued for sexual assault for touching a womens breast during cpr. It actualy made it to court was basicaly laughed out of court, the judge hinted that the only reason he let it go as far it did was so the poor guy who'd had is reputation trashed by the lawsuit could get the vindication of her bullshit getting demolished in court. There was a later documentry about a 3yo boy who died, (he'd firgued out how the front door lock worked and wander into traffic), the reason the first case came up is because the kid was seen by serveral men walking alone but none of them helped because the didn't want to be accused of being Pwords. When interveiwed some of the men cited the first incedent as a reason why they don't help anyone they don't know/trust, as its just not worth the risk, cost or potental damage.

[@lexnight8345]

@stevenscott2718 This is a happy one ... some men got actually arrested around the world for helping garden tools.

[@the_absurd_hero]

The whole situation is a tragedy. I remember a time when society wasn’t so hostile toward itself, and people helped one another. Maybe Pepperidge Farm remembers too..

[@thegreatandpowerfulme]

Well, the killer has to be Velma cos shes been going around throwing everyone under the bus. But it really steps up when she realizes her mom survived, and people know, so she can't make her disappear before she remembers the truth.

[@jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394]

I would rather watch Scooby-Doo crap on my lawn for nine episodes then this garbage

[@joshuan3265]

Man it would be so funny if it was Velma. somehow the show goes back through everything she has done up to this point and shows it in a new light that shows all the things Velma has done is actually part of some crazy elaborate scheme to scare people out of town so she can mine the gold she found under the town.... you know like a episode of a extremely superior show. jokes aside I kinda wanted to watch this show just to see if it could somehow get better but I'm so glad I did not. thank you for your sacrifice Disparu.

[@workmusic2181]

It being Velma would actually redeem the show. But I don't think the show is smart enough to do that. Or even do it well. It's Fred's mom

[@Lockon5500]

the killer is Velma... of my brain cells

[@chrisgionti2766]

The killer is clearly Disparu.

[@JimAirborne25]

What amazes me is that while she was gone for two years, they couldn't be expected to clean up the house.

[@isTheMiz]

I am not even joking, your summaries of the episodes boil my blood, I don't even want to imagine what it is watching the full episodes yourself.

[@tannerhamilton6025]

Don't diss Teddy Roosevelt. He was a Progressive before the idea of Progressivism got hijacked by idiots.

[@Harmonica821]

I wish EFAP does a special on Velma like they did with She-Hulk and have Disparu there as the labrat who endured 10 episodes of Velma

[@RonaldQuick]

The killer is Scooby-Doo! 🤣🤣

[@matane2465]

11:55 The baby looks pissed that Velma would claim to be its mother.

[@dennytate26]

That was an uncalled for shot at X-RAY girl and I approve lol

[@archstanton9073]

Who? And why?

[@reginaphalange9417]

« rather than turning into Batman, she became Ozzy Osbourne » 😂

[@MrBonified66]

Yes, genuine lol here for that one

[@myaa1689]

even the baby didn't like that idea 11:47

[@PyraDraculea]

12 mins in: the baby looks mad at the notion of being Velma's spawn.

[@shadowjack239]

11:51 The baby's face made me chuckle, not going to lie.

[@robmitch4085]

"The father" I think we are missing the fact the baby heard Velma claim ownership and is staring daggers. Seriously that child is looking at her like "What did you say b**?" A 1 year old that does not understand what the number 2 means doesn't even want to associate with Velma.

[@MarquisLeary34]

I was hoping he meant to say "Andrew Jackson"....but of course, Velma dashes hopes by instinct.

[@TheMorrigan2575]

I have to admit, I got a few good chuckles out of the baby's face during your recap video

[@abraxesprime7832]

When others are happy, she’s angy, when others are miserable, she’s happy. All in the family photos

[@dronesclubhighjinks]

You had some fantastic one-liners in this episode review! I think the serial killer is Scooby Doo. Or Fred’s dad.

[@maguffintop2596]

‘If every hole is a goal…’ words I never expected from Disparu 😂😂😂

[@sgtsprinkles7619]

Velma has been the killer the whole time. It's the only thing that makes sense. She hates hot girls, refuses to take responsibility for her actions, and is an awful, manipulative, selfish human being. I will accept no other outcomes.

[@richardplinkett4956]

A perfect finale would be, "The serial killer... IS VELMA!"

[@authorofgriz]

Mindy delivers every line like I deliver statements about stuff I like. So fast and filled with every detail that I forget to breathe.

[@mustlovedragons8047]

18:51 "This is what happens when all of your opinions are based on power dydamics instead of principle. That's why it's largly pointless to point out hypocrisy. Because it was never about the priciple in the first place." This is actually deeply insightful. This is why people have started saying: *It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy.*

[@theotakux5959]

"Can't find a man with low enough standards" I mean, there's two in the main cast, since for some reason all the other "Scooby" characters want her for some dumbass reason.

[@lokiruiz2246]

I wouldn't be surprised if velma wasn't telling us something about her in the story. And that she was the actual serial killer and she was trying to put her brain in a jar to end her misery. 💀

[@Paranoid2O]

Gunna have to go with.. old man Jenkins..

[@silverbullet7691]

I’ve never wanted to curb stomp a character this aggressively until this “Velma”

[@pappabunny]

Dude, you are a riot. So many LOL comments in this one. Pure gold. Proving that you can get gold from shite.

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Velma never disappoints when it comes to disappointment.

[@Dr.Cosmar]

Fred would be a really fun kid to have. Everyone else in this show is rancid... there's no fixing them. Fred, he's impressionable, moldable, and easily lead on. Super good kid, nevermind the money fetish... he's just rich... his parents taught him that. He'll grow out of it actually. Most do, unless they get famous.

[@yokesplooge2852]

I don't get the shows logic with the "affair" thing since there wasn't one, it's like saying the wife in cast away had an affair when tom hanks' character was gone for 4 years and believed to be dead or any spouse who moved on when the thanos snap happened only for their partners to return. It's like the show removed all the nuance in a situation like that and sided against the guy who was left to raise their kid alone.

[@urdeadmeat7]

Thank you for suffering for us so we don't have to.

[@lance134679]

I'll never watch Velma, but I'll never miss Disparu trashing it, either. 😄 Also, the serial killer is David Zazlav, who somehow missed canceling this garbage and is now out for revenge. After all, the writers have already committed character assassination on beloved Scoo-Doo characters, it's only fair.

[@JKPippa]

I waited so anxiously for this. This video is perfect. Thank you so much.

[@yevki7606]

0:13 This part of the video gave me a random idea for a story about a terrible criminal (like someone who committed genocide or something) gets amnesia and interacts with the families of their victims. (Kind of like A Clockwork Orange, I guess)

[@blatherama]

I have to admit I chuckled at the sad Velma, happy dad and new wife; Happy Velma, sad dad and mom family pictures.

[@Jordansklar0698]

Me too

[@eyesfullofsky9776]

And then the next episodes starts with "It's ...me!" and Velma's mom immediately starts stabbing people, starting with Velma, then Daphne, then Velma, then everyone else, then Velma again just to make sure that vaguely human-shaped demon stays down. And then I wake up and realize it was all just a dream...

[@grantgermaine8097]

The only series where viewers would be relieved if it did the, "It was all a dream" twist.

[@sarahabc4557]

I thought the show was only 8 episodes! I celebrated the end already! 🤣🤣🤣 It’s 1 am where I am… Thank you for your service

[@rainbowbrush8658]

1:50 Convincing everyone that you're not a demon from the netherrealm has got to be challenging. Thanks for the laugh mate.

[@davfree9732]

The killer is… the activist showrunner who never liked the IP but felt it’s popularity would help attract attention to… ‘the message’. As for who killed those girls, regardless of who it is, I’m sure we can tie it back to Velma somehow.

[@supersonicsjm]

I'm gonna guess Fred's mum because that would totally make no sense and therefore fits the rest of the writing of the show.

[@ericthegreat7805]

You're correct

[@aguywhocanfly1335]

Are we just going to ignore that fact that "Velma" dropped the baby? 14:38

[@devaughnsalter6264]

OK...the "Mork and Mindy Kaling" line was S-tier. Subscribed.

[@mamodokod4613]

I like how pissed the baby looks when Velma says it's hers

[@thomaspunt2646]

4:15 What contest hosted by Satan would you have to win to get Velma as a trophy wife?

[@apollolux]

The real serial killer was the Velmas we met along the way.

[@Buttmunch420]

The killer is Nobody Cares.

[@younger544]

Mindy can't actually expect people to "LIKE" Velma right? The longer this goes on the more and more I find it unbelievable ANYONE could like Velma.

[@justagalwhocomments]

3:22 wish this bit was the whole episode