Velma Season 2 is an Abomination

[@IsaiahWayne2104]

The only justice we ever got in this show was Velma's death.

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

No if there was real justice the show would've ended with Velma's ghost being dragged down to hell, kicking and screaming as she's perpetually burned.

[@lJ0blixen]

@@thefanwithoutaface8105it would have been perfect to see it happening like in ghost

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

EXCELLENT WORK. THE MOVIE CYNIC VELMA SEASON TWO HOT 🔥 GARBAGE

[@hauntngu4002]

​@@lJ0blixen I was thinking Drag Me to Hell, but that works, too.

[@francoh4701]

@MaTe-du2lw yes and scooby was swapped for a cat that felt like a girl on the inside and started his transformation.

[@Infamous1892]

Velma satire is just Mindy Kaling standing on a soap box explaining her jokes.

[@sideeyed7682]

It’s one of those things that makes you wonder; Did Mindy Kaling REALLY write some episodes of The Office? Because it really doesn’t correlate, how do you go from being credited as a writer of a show that has one of the best comedic tones in television history to a show that’s as tone deaf as a fetus?

[@sideeyed7682]

@maltheri9833 Still, everything is just off, from the delivery to the tone of the jokes. Its almost as if her contribution in the writing room for The Office bundled down to just brainstorming ideas. At this point I’m not convinced she took creative control of any episode of The Office, Velma was presentation of her comedic voice and it just doesn’t add up.

[@gh0rochi363]

​@@sideeyed7682 sometimes people are better when they are restricted and have to be more creative.

[@dryfox11]

@@sideeyed7682Well, let’s use some context clues! It’s like a mystery.. why the heck was Mindy’s name on The Office’s writing team? To answer this question we can look at an interview-gone-viral where Mindy herself admits to adlibbing a moment in a scene where she kisses the attractive (in her mind, clearly) male actor, without telling him about this beforehand. She then goes on to explain that the directors weren’t happy with her odd decision, so what does she do? Threaten their livelihoods of course! By brazenly admitting that she threatened to fire multiple staff on previous shows if they were to report her (let’s be honest) s**ual assault, it’s not too far off to think she might be more than willing to climb that hollywood credibility ladder.. by any means necessary. Lying about show writing talents is most definitely on her moral compass.

[@MyDudeGuy]

@@sideeyed7682 Handsome office Ryan's reluctance to hook up with and make out with Kelly in The Office makes so much sense now. :| In a few years we have a new reverse #metooalso movement on our hands.

[@phoenixkitchen2452]

Love when wealthy actors who are well off come out and trash rich people it's so funny

[@JustapErson]

Seriously. Mindy is the epitome of privilege.

[@Hamakua]

"They didn't love the poor they just hated the rich."

[@kristofgriffin384]

"Perhaps I treated you too harshly." - Scooby-Doo fans after Scrappy kills Mindy Velma

[@neji667]

Do they not see the stupidity in complaining about "rich people" when they themselves are rich????? It drives me crazy

[@gh0rochi363]

Not everyone had self awareness unfortunately

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

One positive of this show....it redeemed Scrappy in the eyes of the Fanbase.

[@bathtub_marmot]

Hating Velma and hating Scrappy-Doo are not mutually exclusive 😄

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

VELMA SEASON TWO STILL HOT 🔥 GARBAGE.

[@CB-THE-OG]

Scrappy Doo redeemed himself because of this show

[@billyb6001]

I always liked scrappy as a kid.

[@Kotasake]

How?

[@redbearddan2000]

This show belongs to the "watch review instead of the actual thing" type of media content

[@andrewdau1299]

Most definitely. The reviews are always entertaining.

[@angel_of_rust]

even calling this "content" is an insult to even bottom-tier content

[@spacemonkeyentertainment6413]

10/10 Shaggy impression. Give yourself a high-five !

[@AndresD.deLeon]

What's the reference to?

[@spacemonkeyentertainment6413]

​@@AndresD.deLeon Shaggy, a raggae artist with a very distinct way of singing. He was pretty popular in the early 2000s when he had some hits that went pretty high in the charts.

[@StylinSamrski85]

@@AndresD.deLeon 9:28

[@Miltrash58]

Velma is Mindy Kaling in a nutshell. Annoying and Pointless

[@stavkous4963]

despite the show being worse than garbage, Scrappy Doo killing Mindy's Velma has got to be the best moment since avengers endgame

[@kerbehklobbah5790]

Perhaps we treated the little guy too harshly.

[@Karlos1234ify]

Scrappy was originally created to save the franchise & we made him a villain for it. He carried out his intended mission : saving the franchise & killing Mindy - Velma

[@Setsotama]

The amount of times this show has insulted our intelligence should be classified as torture

[@Pooch_716]

And this is how I found out season 2 is out.. and just when you thought it couldn’t get worse..

[@Isaax]

I was a bit shocked to find out that Mindy Kaling was behind Velma, knowing her only from her role in The Office US. Who would've thought her acting performance in that show was that good because she wasn't acting at all?

[@Alg0rhythm]

Always obvious

[@brightblue6184]

Velma isn't even a joke, because jokes have meaning.

[@bathtub_marmot]

"To call this show 'evil' would imply a sense of purpose and clarity that I don't want to attribute to anyone involved." -Derek on The Onion's, "Sex House"

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

This show is just like a circle It's pointless

[@Enigma75614]

It’s annoying because the idea of the Mystery Gang solving murder mysteries is actually cool. If they developed the characters and had genuinely compelling mysteries, it would be great.

[@spacemonkeyentertainment6413]

Totally, just look at "Case Solved", a long runnig manga/anime series, and i mean 1000+ episodes long. True crime and all that is also pretty popular. I'd say there is a market for something like this.

[@Tony_409]

But that would require effort and take away time from ranting

[@dynostretch9215]

Announcer: We now return to the Scooby Doo Murder Files. Fred: Gee whiz, gang. Looks like the killer gutted the victim, strangled him with his own intestines, and then dumped the body in the river. Velma: Jinkies! What a mystery! Scooby-Doo: Raoo! Fred: You're right, Scoob. We're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!

[@andrewdau1299]

@@dynostretch9215 Isn't that literally from a Family Guy bit?

[@dynostretch9215]

@@andrewdau1299 Yep. Velma's trying to be something FG made fun of years ago.

[@francoh4701]

"what in the D.E.I is going on here?" 😂 brilliant!!! 😂

[@covathetech]

Freaking nailed the Shaggy impression 👏

[@bennywark3103]

Kind of ironic that the worst character in Scooby Doo ended the worst Scooby Doo show

[@AS-qi9mb]

I am a gay man and can personally testify that I loathe how much Hollywood is shoving LGBTQ+ representation in every single thing and changing the sexual orientations of classic characters to be "more inclusive". It's not about actual inclusivity, it's about checking a box, like having a token black and Asian character thrown in the mix but not to actually represent minorities, but to exploit them. I'm tired of my sexuality being used as a form of sensationalism rather than writing well-fleshed out characters who just so happen to be gay, bi, whatever and I don't need *every single character* to be LGBTQ+ just because, without giving them any character development or personality beyond that. Their sexuality just *is* their personality and that's not really representing somoene like me. It makes religious nuts angrier at me when I'm not the one even responsible for these creative choices and leads to more discrimination in the long run because it fuels their assumption that I am trying to shove an "agenda" down their throat, but I hate all the preechy in-your-face messaging just as much as everyone else. I feel like shows like Velma are a perfect example of just how much modern Hollywood is completely detached from real-world issues to the point of using real people in exploitative ways and just stoking the fires of anger more and more.

[@patrickkelmer6290]

Case in point: Amber, the token nonbinary character voiced by a nonbinary actress and saying “they”/“them” at every opportunity.

[@danpaz9485]

This right here (Not to be too obnoxious) is absolute facts. I cannot believe so many times that I have to tell people in comment sections like with the Fallout tv show that non of these bloody companies care bout ur feelings whether theres lgbtq characters or empowered women or none of that. Its all for the sake of profits, by driving in progressive folks, due to the acceptance of lgbtq people and progressive policies almost a decade ago, if anything its probably going to drive more hatred especially since we got fucking idiots like Ben sharpie and Jordan Penis.

[@paulcheney3636]

Bravo Sir

[@peterpidrak9501]

I happen to think it’s also doing a disservice. It’s almost like you say so. What is this characters characterization. Well, their skin color, X, and X sexuality. That’s it they think they’re taught. They don’t actually have to create a personality for the character because they checked off certain boxes.

[@gladdyyyyyyyyy]

As a pansexual transgender man, the representation in this show also disgusts me. Our gender identities and sexualities do not make up our personalities, and it is bad representation like this that just makes people believe that they do. Good representation doesn't shove anything in your face. It is put in as fact without being forced, is treated as normal within the context of the show, and is not brought up repeatedly for the sake of screaming to the audience how diverse you are. Unless the purpose of the media is to explore the sexuality of the character, there is no need for it to be brought up repeatedly when it doesn't further the plot or have any narrative purpose.

[@joemiller5119]

You know this show sucks when Scrappy Doo is the best character in it.

[@nhlcbj]

This is just a rumor but allegedly Mindy and her head writer were fired from WB’s writers pool during the strikes. While it seems like another season isn’t likely, WB in particular isn’t known for making good decisions nowadays. Also that shaggy impression had me rolling 🤣

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

After this shitfest I wouldn't be surprised if Mindy is blacklisted from Hollywood. I mean this show is Infamously bad, it's the lowest rated thing on IMDB. Ain't no way that isn't gonna negatively affect her career.

[@nhlcbj]

@@thefanwithoutaface8105 as much as I would like that, I never liked her comedy and after learning about her I despise her as a person, celebrity culture has a way of failing upwards to a point. Unless she says or does something really heinous (like publicly admitting to sexually harassing a coworker…wait…) she’ll cling on as long as possible :/

[@IvanKinkle]

I mean, firing Mindy seems like a good decision. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@nhlcbj]

@@IvanKinkle yeah but that’s the exception to the rule

[@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat]

I saw the first scooby episode in 1969. This ain't Velma. It sure as hell ain't scooby. I ❤ the real Velma dinkley, she was my first positive ideal of a real intelligent girl.

[@toodlescae]

Same. With the brown hair and glasses I even resembled Velma.

[@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat]

@toodlescae beautiful. She was my first positive ideal of a girl. She showed me girls could be just as smart as boys, as brave as boys, as scared as boys. In a time when most girls were shown as barbies and future housewives. 🤎

[@Mr.Branderson]

Did they keep doing that thing where "Velma" can do no wrong while accusing everybody around her of doing wrong?

[@anthonyalvarez3595]

His shaggy impression sound like the little green aliens from toy story 2. "Woaaahhhhh" 😂😂😂

[@s3.14dervision]

I rolled my eyes thru the entire review...except for the Shaggy impression! 🤣🤣🤣 Spot on! F**K I hate Mindy Kaling!!

[@Shah-of-the-Shinebox]

Take a shot everytime he says 'i hate this show' lol

[@Enigma75614]

I hate that I get more excited about watching reviews for these crappy shows than about actual watching them.

[@Ashkihyena]

Velma got what she deserved in the end, now she needs to be stuck in the Ghostbusters containment unit and never let out.

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

Nah, Velma season one was Ass, Velma Season 2 is.....What's worse than Ass?

[@Thekingoflawlessvictory]

A shit ton of ass

[@silverhawk_25]

Dogshit

[@MarvinPowell1]

Shit. Actual, literal, Taco Bell night, human shit.

[@festungkurland9804]

dirty ass?

[@2Schway4u]

Liquid shit

[@Violaphobia]

Today I learned that LA is the only diverse place in the US, probably the most diverse country in the world. Nailed it.

[@tinmandlyte]

I don't think I've watched a review where the reviewer seemed to need a hug more than anything after reviewing the show. I apologize that you had to go through that and appreciate that you are saving us from the same fate.

[@92brunod]

Saving who from what? Nobody was going to watch this show.

[@specialk1538]

Mindy Kaling needs to be blacklisted from Hollywood.

[@Phonsuk]

A rich hypocrite that looks down on people. Na she's exactly like Hollywood.

[@mr.j410]

Why she's checking all of Hollywood's pushing points.

[@AHersheyHere]

Scrappy Doo, not the hero we deserve but, the hero we needed.

[@featherguardian6023]

I like Scrappy and even I know Scrappy was the True Hero of the Story we Lost in this Abomination only Mindy and her Followers would Enjoy.

[@StriderStryker]

If Velma gets viral again, there’s going to be another season of this horrible show. Unfortunately, Twitter did a little misinformation meme and everyone got mad. Guess what this means?

[@veganconservative1109]

I was going to ask why this show was still being played past episode one, but I just learned that The Rings Of Power is soon to start season 2. Best bet is to build a time machine back to the 1950's thru the 1070's. When TV was good.

[@Nobody-lm5gh]

Her Breakfast Club reference proves she has never seen The Breakfast Club.

[@zacharyjackson1829]

i literally hadnt even heard a whisper that Season 2 was out until I saw your video.... good lord I feel so sorry for the artists that worked on this show...

[@patrickkelmer6290]

It also took me like 3 weeks to finish this mess. And whenever I laughed, it wasnt because it was funny, but rather "omg this is so stupid", "is this for real?", "what were they thinking". Also, SHE HAS NO BRAIN

[@demontamerbf18]

Thanks so much for going through that man, I wanted to know what happened on the show but there was no way I was actually gonna watch it, now I know everything that happened and I kept my sanity, sorry for yours though.

[@Enigma75614]

I guarantee Deadpool 3 will have the same shitty humor as this. Not a single joke from any of the trailers has made me laugh. The theater was practically dead silent when the trailer came on.

[@alexzapf6422]

I agree. Disney ruins everything.

[@insertnamehere5809]

Most trilogies end badly.

[@Sukuna_glzr]

How wrong you were little ones

[@dreadheadcj4147]

“& i hate this fucking show” 11:36 😭

[@SPG69]

We should never let Mindy Kaling cook ever again

[@tabalugadragon3555]

0:55 leaving Scooby Doo out of it wasn't their decision. They weren't allowed to use him.

[@bananachild1936]

They couldn't even get Scooby in this show. Instead they put in a even horrible version of sCrappy Doo.

[@MarvinPowell1]

This is an excellent video and I have nothing to add but this: There was a fan-made pilot of a Scooby Doo show that was like a CW drama in the style of Riverdale called Mystery Incorporated. It seems like a horrible idea to do, just like Riverdale, and even _that_ is leagues better than Velma. Like, for as bad of an idea as it is, it's actually well-done, well-casted, and not made by people who seem too incompetent and hateful to be millionaires like Mindy Kaling. There's also that Warner Bros movie with the Latina Velma, "Scoob" and that whole movie was just a commercial for WB IPs. I'm not a Scooby Doo fan, but even those two properties are infinitely more respectful and deserving of their existence than "Velma." The only thing I can think of that would be worse than this show was that cancelled CW Powerpuff Girls show that was going to have the three of them be promiscuous and queer, like just every woke show these days.

[@kmass77]

the Shaggy Impression 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you have some real talent

[@arminxvs3372]

Incredible that they greenlighted a second season. Why does Hollywood hate money so much? 😂

[@bathtub_marmot]

There was a lot speculation when S1 came out that they likely would have made a 2nd season at the same time as the first to save on costs or something.

[@arminxvs3372]

@@bathtub_marmot So you are saying this was already done and finished? I hope that's the case otherwise it would be insanity haha

[@bathtub_marmot]

@@arminxvs3372 lol it makes a lot more sense than knowingly shoveling money into a furnace. Seems like if they could Bat-Girl it, they would, but if S2 was tied to the S1 production budget and that was released… Presenting Velma, Season 2!

[@arminxvs3372]

@@bathtub_marmot I'm looking forward to more critics. Good popcorn entertainment as they are ripping it a new one haha

[@andrewdau1299]

@@bathtub_marmot Yeah that sounds about right. It's a trend I've noticed with a lot of animated shows on streaming services. Where they order a season of a show and split it into two. So, when the second season comes out it's actually part of the first one.

[@Tarnished-bn5gq]

Every human on earth standing together in perfect hatred of a piece of media isn’t something rare anymore, it happens like every one or two weeks, sometimes multiple times in a single week

[@DeathRex88]

From what I've seen, it seems this season was completed with season 1, they just sat on it, wanting to milk what they hoped would be a success. So even if they wanted to react to fan criticism, they couldnt.. not that it's salvageable lol

[@marlondavis9450]

I’m trying to figure out why would HBO cancel a show their viewers actually like (rap sh!t) but green light a second season for one of their most hated show.

[@dylanphilpott8698]

As a die hard Freddy Jones and always sunny fan, I can’t believe they killed my spirit by combining them

[@damienjstepick]

Everyone knows these people will realize once they’re old and alone… wtf did I do? No one will remember them and they will have traded actual happiness for recognizing it was all a fool’s errand that never had a chance of mattering.🤦‍♂️

[@xavierbreath2227]

How it even got a second episode let alone a second season is beyond me. I literally could not make it through a single episode.

[@LindyWithAWhy]

Best. Black Shaggy. Impression. EVER. 😂😂😂

[@Jonkin715]

That Shaggy impression at 9:29 was lowkey funny as hell!!!😅😅😅😅

[@YellowJeep]

I came for the ridicule, but I stayed for the Shaggy impression. 💯

[@weareharbinger914]

The animators(who genuine did pretty well) must hate having their name attached to this.

[@artofjakim]

That shaggy impression😂😂😂 You having too much in video!

[@_birdie]

Rebel Moon, now Velma season 2… I worry for your mental health, Cynic.

[@JWProductions2023]

Finally i have been waiting for this video, good job i love this video wnd review

[@alexzapf6422]

The Shaggy impression got me. Wholly crap.

[@Enigma75614]

6:17 In fairness, both seasons were made back to back.

[@cathulhu3772]

It was AMAZING, when exactly after "i've got herpies" Badoo ad came up.

[@wordnado9788]

I think what I really want is for Mindy to see how unlikely this is

[@JRGProjects]

Ugh....is that Scrappy Doo on LSD on that Thumbnail! WTF!

[@537zun4]

I watched Velma with my little Brother and it was awesome, We were constantly giggling and making jokes to each other about this ridicioulusly stupid show, would probaply even be better if We were drunk, You all just watch it wrong, don't watch this show alone.

[@Dustborn-0TL]

All I want for Christmas is to be teleported to the timeline where entertainment isn't dead.

[@GreenestLegion]

I think the funniest part has to be that the twist of Scrappy Doo being the villain isn't even original- the live action Scooby Doo movie already beat them to it.

[@homoe7976]

Not that you're wrong about the broader point, but surely it's not about scam calls but espionage which is very much a North Korean thing.

[@RRTNZ]

Many Thanks Cynic. I'll never need to even think about this show after hearing your review. Truth be told, I was never going to watch it, but I appreciate your efforts to spare me and everyone else from ever going near it. Cheers mate. 👍

[@TheMovieCynic]

Cheers!

[@jasonmaclean719]

12:25 Awwwww, that's adorable! Seeing as how Mindy is herself QUITE well off.

[@nickrowdy1276]

18:49 My boy Scrappy turned into the Scrappynator. 😭🙏

[@theadventuresofsophiethedo9461]

I love your videos ,their so funny, also are you gonna do any marvel ones soon? Because I absolutely love them and also it could also be different things like the different phases ,characters and villans

[@interregnum_]

"My college debt's paid off!" 🤣 Dear God, I almost choked on my drink. That's brilliant.

[@marcclay9125]

Bro your memes have me dying lol 14:08 16:20 I need this one personally 🤣🤣🤣

[@juliorangel6634]

Bruv that shaggy rap just ended me 😂

[@ThePariahDark]

On the sexuality thing, it is like a bizarro world - like the writers give the real world the middle finger because straight people are still the majority of this planet.

[@bambangbudiprayetno2701]

The real question is, who let them to make second season? And who are still working for this animated show? Even though season 1 already have a lot of trouble.

[@whothef4900]

Did they steal Avacados scooby idea and apply it to scrappy? There is no way they didnt

[@ytBobbygoomba]

That Shaggy impression is perfect

[@frankowalker4662]

Holy crap that was hard to watch. I can't imagine what it was like to watch the show.

[@AC-hj9tv]

Lmfao dude best Shaggy impression ever

[@HakujooX]

We didn't get another season of Venture Bros, we got a proverbial cliff-hanger of a movie and TWO SEASONS of this absolute garbage. As just a fan of common decency... WHY?!

[@IsaiahWayne2104]

Velma haters: Did you kill Velma, Scrappy? Scrappy: Yes. Velma haters: And what did it cost? Scrappy: Everything.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

This is what I expect for the potential king of the hill revival. (I call it necrophilia)

[@fluffypinkpandas]

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[@strawbarry7834]

This show has retroactively made me hate her on The Office. Which is crazy, because I thought her character was funny on that, plus Kaling was an integral writer on many of the episodes. Maybe she's better in a collaborative setting where others can shoot down her stupid ideas. Also weird that she's going after rich people, as if she isn't herself.

[@hot4futureyears2come]

We really feel your pain bro. Thanks for the review. I could not ever do it. lol

[@noxineamv2158]

This is exactly why I don't even hate watch things, because if enough people do it the show is gonna be continued....

[@Pando0678]

Wait, your telling me this bullshit had a second season? And I'm 7 months late for this? WHAT

[@crimson182]

I love how the show tried to make fun of the Breakfast Club when the Breakfast Club was about breaking down the tropes.

[@SwiftyLittleMan]

I love Mindy being a borderline billionaire trashing rich people, or how Mindy- I mean Velma talks about being a victim 24/7 yet bought her way into acting, the same kind of acting that makes me wish Hollywood would burn to dust.

[@backgroundnoise9310]

Hopefully this is the end of this mess.

[@ryanmcvay3519]

Your funniest critique yet. GG

[@TheMovieCynic]

GGs

[@L.D201]

I’m glad one intern secretly wrote Velma dying at the end of the series

[@arminxvs3372]

I can't beloeve people burn money VOLONTARILY. How crazy.

[@Tai_Fung]

Thank you for watching so we don’t have to subject ourselves to it

[@voidling2632]

i could find people on reddit who genuinely love the show. I don't understand humans anymore.