Verotika - Hilariocity Review

[@ianmcgeehan4627]

"Excuse me, but my eyes are up here." "Umm...no...no they're not."

[@Vesperitis]

You deserve several internets for that.

[@theyvnggod]

Very well done sir

[@ruialmeida818]

I want a standing ovation emoji... this comment deserves it...

[@SoldierMan1557]

Good comment

[@enigmaskull3495]

Excellent

[@AMScarlet]

After all these years, this is the movie that finally drove Chris to alcoholism.

[@clickycal]

Yea now it's a party!

[@markparkinson6947]

It’s strange! 10 years of him reviewing some of the most horrible movies ever made, and this is what convinces him to drink as a result of a bad movie.

[@clickycal]

@@markparkinson6947 Not the holiday special....not even DBE. It must be bad.

[@Abbaschand]

The Emoji Movie did too.

[@RhythmGrizz]

Having a couple shots is not alcoholism Smh

[@frankieb9444]

"She sat with a dialect coach for weeks" Truth: She watched Ratatouille once

[@enigmaskull3495]

That’s probably what happened.

[@jennycoyle8204]

😂😂😂😂🍸

[@chaseendricks2981]

The French Dialogue coach was just Tommy Wiseau in a fake Mustache and Beret.

[@sonicbelmont300]

And a scarf and everything, apparently

[@tylerlondon5052]

I really thought they sounded just like Wiseu at times.

[@AnikMonette]

I'm French Canadian but have some experience with French from Europe and yet I needed the Closed Caption for this movie! Although I have an unpopular opinion: I thought it was so bad it's good!❤

[@markparkinson6947]

“Easily the worst thing about this movie is the editing choices.” An advertisement proceeds to play right after Chris says this. Talk about timing!

[@endel12]

Mark Parkinson HA I got that too

[@tsosaijah7143]

Mark Parkinson SAME

[@andreirusu6998]

some of us watch on phones

[@akshit318]

That was intentional

[@octaviamendes6948]

to whoever said this is comparable to the room: don’t EVER disrespect the room like this ever again

[@Eggsther]

Exactly

[@danse777macabre]

the room is gay

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

The Room is a timeless masterpiece

[@octaviamendes6948]

blacknebula68 no u

[@corriethomson4431]

@@octaviamendes6948 real original

[@lilnervous]

Chris: "I wish it had some character development..." Danzig: *You can't sexually assault character development*

[@indianmonk3380]

The cop eating the doughnut and not giving a damn about the murder was hilarious

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

He's like "welp... guess I gotta help them move this dead bitch"

[@Briansimon2]

This entire movie looks like it's just long intros to porn movies but there's never actually any porn

[@andiran23]

So, like, James Gunn's "PG porn", but bad (yeah, Guardians' James Gunn)

[@blackhairedbandit]

@@andiran23 how what even are u saying that movie was awsome

[@The3Virus]

So, Ben and Arthur(2002)?

[@harryparsons2750]

George Costanza!

[@MrAxelTrouble]

“She has eyeballs for nipples” So what you’re saying is The Hills Have Eyes?

[@hiddentrack]

B r u h . . .

[@shanemontefalcon7026]

MrAxelTrouble GOLD.

[@billg3356]

Hey-OHHHH

[@danskyl7279]

The mountain have eyes.

[@IsaiahSenku]

🤯

[@TheGuru6447]

This film makes The Room look like a cinematic masterpiece.

[@Hasselbacherr]

The Room is a cinematic masterpiece

[@BrandontheBeldam2993]

or Kirk Cameron saves christmas, that "movie" actually looks like it cost something.

[@Erasureeraser]

But The Room has always been a cinematic masterpiece, even without this movie's existence, people were just misunderstood by it lol

[@TheAsphyx666]

"Your teeets! They're looking at me!"

[@Gideon13397]

"Don't look" 🤣🤣

[@kashoot4782]

tEetZ

[@Caffeine_Club]

@@Gideon13397 yeah.... sorry, I'm gonna look. That's nuts 🤣

[@jaredgorrell1108]

This isn't a hilariocity. It's just an atrocity.

[@peyotepete4903]

This will become a cult classic for sure

[@wandatowellable]

Man, that titeyes pun was glorious. You should value that friendship.

[@CyborgWolf]

Oh boy, he's drinking. This can't be good.

[@herosam1390]

*will

[@vukantic1978]

@@herosam1390 what

[@stupididiot6993]

HEROSAM12 the amount of problems with your one word comment is almost impressive

[@ladedade23Blunticus]

@@vukantic1978 its always good when Chris need a drink to get through it👍👍

[@herosam1390]

Stupid Idiot Thank you

[@ChristianIce]

15:45 It's worse than that. The emtpy coffee cup was already there when she sits, and when she leaves she pays for a coffee she never had.

[@martymitch8375]

I read your comment in the comment section of Synergo's last video and here I am too. "The Lady" spostati!

[@ChristianIce]

@@martymitch8375 The Lady in The Room of Alex l'Ariete... Fatevi tutti da parte altrimenti sfondo pianissimo la porta! :D

[@jagged546]

Chris during Casino Royale Review: ”I don’t drink alcohol but this movie made me wanna drink” Chris after watching this movie: ”I need a drink”

[@kelligray1848]

Sounds like some guy just wanting to check “made a movie” off of his bucket list. Yikes!

[@K_Rob]

I was at that festival in Chicago “Cinapocalypse” chose Verotika as their opening night film and folks weren’t having it the mood was low and the Q&A was tense from trying to stay professional. Keep in mind Verotika played alongside films like The Lodge, Annabelle Comes Home, Villains, and Bliss. It was embarrassing.

[@supermonkey321]

"The Rock's homeless second cousin." You aren't as far off as you think, Chris! That's another ex-WWE wrestler from the '90s, X-Pac (Sean Walton)! LMAO!

[@oryanstudios2252]

@@LetEmKnowLarry same thing

[@GG-bi8tb]

waltman

[@mychaeljones7526]

SO THAT'S WHY KZbin IS RECOMMENDING THIS TO ME!!!!!

[@MFD00MTR33]

The one time "x-pac was there" is actually true.

[@wandererinthedust276]

Came here to say that. Sean Waltman AKA X-Pac, AKA The 1-2-3 Kid AKA Syxx, AKA Syxx-Pac AKA Chyna's ex-boyfriend

[@neilgeisel6290]

"The most horrendous thing about this movie is the editing choi- (youtube decides to go to commercial) -ces"

[@callmeviper7723]

Non-Premium pleb

[@DecanioSS]

@@callmeviper7723 "nin-primiim plib" shush

[@blahfox]

This had me in stitches. Can't believe the comic timing! 👌

[@Animakozak]

The Algorithm is developing a sense of humor. NICE

[@cman7113]

That’s why I pay for premium

[@DirectedbyJalen]

We need a movie Directed by : Tommy Wiseau Produced by : Uwe Boll Shot by: Glenn Danzig Written by: Neil Breen And reviewed by Chris 😂😂

[@violetviolence79]

don't forget music by Fred Durst

[@DirectedbyJalen]

@@violetviolence79 sounds like a masterpiece to me

[@swaus9442]

A+ movie composition.

[@VideoHostSite]

Starring: NIC CAGE!

[@123rockfan]

violetviolence79 nope, music by Corey Feldman would be hilariously bad

[@LawsoF10]

I was half way through a chicken wing when Chris Said “Tit-eyes”.... I am DEAD.

[@michaeldesignbig2538]

eyereolas lol

[@swiftninja91]

I picked a poor time to take a drink when he said that lol I damn near spat it out

[@Sonicfan-yb3pv]

swiftninja91 and I was eating chips while he said that.

[@enigmaskull3495]

First Bat-Nipples, now Tit-Eyes. What’s next?

[@Aarzu]

The three actors playing the cops in the second segment are VERY clearly wondering where they went wrong and what they're doing with t heir lives at that precise moment. It's simultaneously hilarious, tragic, and infuriating to watch someone's soul, hopes, and dreams die a horrible death. But you see it clearly with those three in that scene.

[@keithmyers1926]

What's hilarious is that the guy portraying the main cop, the one with the bald head, is a soap opera actor. He's been on both BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL & YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS off and on for years and was actually good. I guess he made this during the time he left daytime to pursue a career in movies and failed miserably. In fact, he's back on B & B lol!!!

[@TonyG8992]

I feel so bad for Chris, guy watches the most terrible movies so we dont have to. My favorite KZbinr to date.

[@jackmills7758]

People get tempted to watch them anyway because of how bad they are haha

[@xenos_n.]

He remembers it so we don't have to.

[@jade410]

I agree, thanks Chris 😂

[@kenbartosch8191]

It’s like Danzig has never actually seen a movie.

[@Hobofish11]

More like he's only watched porn and shitty slasher movies

[@jasonblalock4429]

All he's seen are Rob Zombie's movies.

[@moonlily1]

I think he likes late 80s and early 90s B-movies like Frankenhooker, although achieving Frankenhooker level quality would be aspirational for him.

[@moonlily1]

@Doctor Octagon You may have. Just a little. And I won't go so far as to call Glenn Danzig a "scumbag" knowing nothing about him, but it is weird that someone his age is fantasizing about titeyes and spider rapists. It seems like short stories a 14 year old would write, for a 64 year old man it's pretty embarrassingly juvenile. It's not sexy and it's not scary, it's not shocking or edgy or campy in a fun way, it's just puerile.

[@danzigvssartre]

He has seen many movies, including “Plan 9 From Outer-space.”

[@gabrielpatten6939]

Pitch meeting: "so we're making this gore-porn flick.." Danzig: "needs more French" Pitch meeting: "French?! None of the actors speak any frenc-" Danzig: "it's ok. I know a chick with a scarf"

[@skrrtburger2520]

We must alert Ryan George from Screen Rant of this movie

[@Victorhugo-gx8dq]

Mother Take your children and walk away Saíd to your children don't hier my words What mean what to say Mother

[@95kingslayer]

@@skrrtburger2520 Its should be super easy! Barely an inconvenience!👍

[@yvonnewilson2242]

@@95kingslayer Exec: "So they'll have French accents even though they're not french?' Pitch Dude: "That's right!" Exec: " Why? They can't have French accents!" Pitch Dude: "Why not? They're strippers! Anyway, they all have sexy French accents---" Exec: "No they don't-" Pitch Dude: " They do, and I'm gonna ask you to get off my back about it..." Exec: "But it DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!" Pitch Dude: "My back is where you are right now, and I would love it if you'd vacate the premises." Exec: " Alright let me back up off of that thang!" Pitch Dude: " So the main character stripper has eyes for tits..."

[@Sonicfan-yb3pv]

Super easy, barely a inconvenience!

[@princessthyemis]

"Titeyes" made me BURST OUT LAUGHING

[@parzival4888]

me too😂😂

[@ShlomoMetzenbaum]

thought he was done with these, seemed like he was having an existential crisis about picking movies apart but glad to see him having fun

[@Timliu92]

Chris found his mojo again sometime last year after a huge burnout.

[@AlexHerlan]

Did you not see the recentish hilariocity on "The Fanatic"? John Travolta's disasterpiece? It's by FAR my favorite hilariocity review. His laughter is contagious. Definitely go back and check that out if you haven't seen it.

[@icecreamie101]

NOT YOU how do you know

[@ShlomoMetzenbaum]

@@AlexHerlan oh damn you know what, I did watch that one night while I was passing out and must have thought Chris was just doing a one off because he couldn't help himself. But it's cool too see he is clearly having fun with film again if he is able to shoot out another Hilariocity this quick.

[@AlasdairGR]

ShlomoMetzenbaum What are you talking about?

[@timk6181]

There are some incredible accents in this movie.

[@Thobela-h3x]

I read your comment before I actually got to the accents. Burst out laughing when l did. Lord knows l haven't laughed this hard in a while. Yep these accents sure are something.

[@PKDionysus]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The "it happened again" conversation had me in stitches. Fuckin hell.

[@OffTheSpot22]

It reminds me of Deus Ex, all the NPCs were the game's developers doing vaguely racist accents.

[@LawrenceDerp]

hmm... Milk or BEHEER?

[@timk6181]

'Oui'

[@robertpercival1790]

Legit after watching Fred Durst and Danzig try their hand at filmmaking I’ve gotta say Rob Zombie is looking more and more like Francis Ford Coppola by the day and that’s saying something

[@vingasoline5068]

Well shit at least some of Rob Zombie’s movies were actually alright at least in my opinion. I personally loved House of 1000 Corpses, the Devil’s Rejects, and even some aspects of his Halloween remake.

[@Blahblahblah28504]

The fact that he says "She has eyeballs for nipples" so nonchalantly is amazing.

[@TanukiOkiyo]

This movie is like a porn parody of “Pan’s Labyrinth “ meets “Creepshow”.

[@madcap3450]

Somehow I now feel the need to see this

[@daniellavaladez7820]

Don’t drag the masterpiece Pan’s Labyrinth into this mess

[@TheTerryWaters]

IM IN.

[@astropunch101]

The Room: “Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”

[@enigmaskull3495]

Other contenders: - The Fanatic - Night Killer

[@kensalter]

"Let them fight." - Ken Watanabe

[@JayStCloud]

@@enigmaskull3495 don't forget "Ax 'em".

[@ExodiaTheD1HATER]

Look up "bad cgi sharks" now that's a movie

[@AnikMonette]

​@@enigmaskull3495Oh yeah, The Fanatic... it's pretty enjoyable as a "what the heck Travolta's was thinking" kinda way but the pure bat$h3t insanity of Verotika won me over!😂

[@LeoP2008]

I actually kinda feel bad for the actors in this. They likely went into this from the Porn industry thinking this was their "Big Break".....only for it to be WORSE than any low-budget porn they've ever filmed. Hope they got paid well, at least.

[@RestingBeachFace721]

Paid with facials.

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

I hope they got laid well, at least.

[@CheeseRunner]

LeoP2008 don't feel too bad, it takes an idiot to read the "script" of this movie or even hear what it's about, only to think "this is going to be my big break!".

[@alfiona7951]

Paid in coupons

[@fluffybunny3178]

At least they got French accents

[@themidnightpoetryclub7663]

As a fan of Glenn's music, the saddest part is that he has been writing this movie for over ten years roughly and been pitching it back and forth for that long

[@cinematicsterling6897]

it took ten years...to write THIS?!

[@sclerismockrey8506]

@@cinematicsterling6897 nah, it only took him two minutes to write it; what took ten years was him finding an equally moronic fool to back it. it really is one of the worst things i've ever seen.

[@chris_jee_]

This is the most hilarious Hilariocity review that Chris has done. Bravo.

[@josepharmstrong8537]

Cop:the Cause Of death is shock and trauma Chief: *NICE*

[@wastelander1015]

NEGATORY

[@giomilahy]

The fact that this movie exist. Makes me pretty optimistic about my dream as a movie screen writer.

[@WhirlingMusic]

You need a lot of $$$ and influence. Have fun

[@devilmikey00]

Good luck being a well renowned wealthy musician who can self fund your own movies.

[@WhirlingMusic]

@NotSnarl You are just being a prick instead of realistic. But whatever.

[@Yungtacosss]

This movie makes some porn flicks out there seem like artistic masterpieces.

[@nbr6116]

Stuff like Vixxen actually puts effort into establishing scenery. It's insane to think about being driven to these kinds of observations. What the fuck is this movie doing to us?

[@marcospunkposermedina4819]

Flesh Gordon is top notch

[@shubhamgarg9361]

Once again, Chris will out earn the movie by his video, assuming KZbin doesn't think it's for kids or adults.

[@ressljs]

Yeah, but the people who run to Amazon to rent this movie in response to Chris's video is what will make this movie profitable. And then we'll get Verotika 2. Thanks Chris!

[@joeyvdm1]

@@ressljs Yeah, but then we'll get Chris doing a hilariocity review of that. So, thanks Chris!

[@xen0bia]

"Is this movie any good?" Negatory.

[@AllenFreemanMediaGuru]

Alita Berserker #99 Ha!! I posted this same comment then just found yours!

[@enigmaskull3495]

NICE!

[@Ismail-Ibrahim841]

How this man managed to convince anyone or any studio to invest in his movie is truly astounding.

[@ericordaz3082]

Precisely, I’m starting to think this trash is self funded. There’s just no way any investor would put a cent into this “movie”

[@OptimusDelta]

I think he convinced the producers with some of this 'actors'.

[@MemoriesAndJersey]

Well Danzig is ripped or at least was so I get the physical look but they dodged a bullet by not casting him.

[@devilmikey00]

Judging by the production design I very much doubt this was funded by anyone not named danzig.

[@eddiedingle767]

Do you not know who Danzig is? It's like how Dee Snider or Rob Zombie got movies made

[@mrb2162]

Everytime Chris laughs he cracks me up cuz he says the exact thing you are thinking

[@TheNoNonsenseNinja]

I like how the police are completely unfazed when confronting a giant mutant monster.

[@LionmaneElsie08]

Tony Treloar “just a usual day on the job in this crazy city..”

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Stuckmann’s reaction to this film in the beginning shows that he’s in pain

[@sandythemaster6898]

The thumbnail too XD

[@withersoldier9897]

"A very serious dialect coach, she had a scarf and everything. 😂 I'm dying

[@victorpleitez768]

Nice touch hearing the audience laugh during that.

[@withersoldier9897]

@@AwesomeBrickSauce I hope so.

[@frippertonics6421]

Him: "Your teets... they are looking at me!" Her: "Don't look..." Him: "They started it!"

[@jennycoyle8204]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nihaalsandim9986]

Its been more than a minute and im rolling 😂😂😂

[@justincoleman3805]

Lead Detective: There’s your motive. They wanted her face. Ice T: So you’re telling me some sicko wanted her face so they cut it off and took it and now they have her face somewhere and we’re supposed to figure out where they are and arrest them? Detective Pikachu: Pika pika.

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

I wish I could award you Reddit gold.

[@DreadedYasuke]

If you didn't say that this was a recent movie, I would've thought this was some 90's HBO soft porn flick that comes on at midnight. Don't ask me why I know that. LMBO

[@lipstickzombie4981]

I think anyone who had cable in the 90's would encounter Cinemax/Skinemax at least once.

[@georgeheilman885]

As someone who shamelessly watched Skinemax in the 90's, I can safely say the garbage they came up with was more competent, and even erotic, than this shit.

[@Geospasmic]

It really does look like the nineties. It would be a really clever throwback if the movie was good.

[@duowest642]

I always preferred that Katie Morgan sex ed series. Much more graphic.

[@johnrankin7135]

"many of the actors in this film are adult porn stars" Uh, Chris...

[@Carloszavalalol]

I like he knows 🤣

[@thegroovyb3507]

What other type of porn stars are there hmmm Chris??👀

[@dudeseriously79]

@@thegroovyb3507 I think he accidentally joined Adult industry with porn stars is all.

[@shanta824]

It is two or three actress?! I don't know

[@johnrankin7135]

@@dudeseriously79 nah he wanted to say adult film but his brain realized he already said film in the sentence so we ended up with this gem

[@kassemir]

"She had a scarf and everything" I feel like this is what Tobias Fünke would say if he was in charge of hiring a dialect coach, and this was the outcome :D

[@BillyOGrady]

5:40 "And these are all like, American actors..." Oh, really?! Those accents were flawless!

[@josephblumenberg6574]

Calling them “actors” is a bigger stretch honestly

[@MyCookielittleCat]

- Lays unconscious in the ground - Opens her eyes - Awkward silence "Noooooooooooooooo" - Scene over

[@kramermariav]

"Should we do another take?" "Nah."

[@enigmaskull3495]

Looks good 👌

[@Tash.0]

The waiter at the coffee shop sounds like he's choking on his "French accent"

[@splinter360]

Loool his mouth was sown shut.

[@DanteYewToob]

I feel bad on your behalf! It was painful! lol Pour out a 'BæYar' for the death and desecration of a beautiful language and a nice accent. They truly destroyed something beautiful... lol "Melk.. orrr... bæYar?" Haha. So bad!

[@PhDFl0pp]

I half expected the actors to say “Oui oui baguette”

[@nihaalsandim9986]

😂😂😂

[@KeithFraser82]

Hon hon hon, aha, les rosbifs, comme ci comme ca, le bourgeoisie, va va voom mon vieux, ah, bof.

[@bezoticallyyours83]

😅

[@ArmontHighwind]

I saw this film at the premier in chicago and the crowd reaction to practically everything was hysterical laughter. So bad but with that crowd, was fun to watch.

[@Caffeine_Club]

My God that would have been amazing. Danzig thinking he's made Citizen Kane 2, and everyone's trying to hold back their laughter 🤣

[@ArmontHighwind]

Oh no, nobody was holding in any laughter! What was interesting was the interview afterward on stage with Danzig. He brought up that he heard the crowd laughing at his film and reminded it of him and his buddies as teens laughing in theaters at horror films. He just shrugged and said he has no issue with the laughing and at least to him that the audience sounded like they had a good time and he was happy with that.

[@veddate997]

@@ArmontHighwind damn he looks like a nice guy LMAO

[@austinjamesmink5521]

Fred Durst, now Danzig. Holy shit there’s a theme here.

[@TomMcisaac250]

Do NOT compare the two

[@austinjamesmink5521]

Thomas McIsaac Their filmmaking ability only!

[@LuisAngel-mu4zv]

Dont forget rob zombie

[@Rabaikal]

@@LuisAngel-mu4zv But rob zombie has made actuall good movies

[@tylerolsonfilms]

Next up...Scott Stapp of Creed is directing a coming-of-age comedy about a young Jesus Christ hitting puberty, called The Puberty of the Christ.

[@morzansreddragon]

And I thought my early attempts at film-making were bad. This is worse.

[@legodovakin]

"there's your motive *uncomfortable pause* they wanted her face" *A really uncomfortable pause* *Sips coffee together reminiscing about times when people didn't want her face* God this movie is the best

[@nuclearmatt8119]

Chris taking a page out of Jeremy's book, I see. "Yeah, NOW it's a party!"

[@RianAndMat]

I’m pretty sure “The Rocks homeless second cousin” is former WWE wrestler X-Pac, which makes that line even funnier.

[@BwareOfKoko]

How much did Xpac get paid for this trash?! 😂

[@sharilshahed6106]

anytime I watch these "discount *insert actor name*" I wonder how are they so similar?

[@enigmaskull3495]

X-Pac has seen better days

[@KaraMorassco]

That did look like X-Pac. I think he was also in an adult film a long time ago. But I don't remember since I was in high school when I heard that rumor.

[@IronhideNewbie]

@@KaraMorassco I believe he was in an adult film with Chyna

[@xPsychoBunny]

Chris, my good sir, I have to thank you. In these times where my friends and I are confined in our homes (we live in France), every night we stream a movie while commenting on Discord. So far we went through VelociPastor, Iron Sky 1 and 2, Abraham Lincioln Vampire Hunter, and Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Tonight I suggested Verotika. And now I hold the coveted title of WORST MOVIE ADVISER. We all were crying with laughter, and my howls must have woken the neighbours up. Thank you so much for the tip on this atrocity. I owe you my title.

[@WyldstaarStudios]

Boob eyes is LITERALLY a Saturday Night Live sketch, when Kirstie Alley was hosting. It wasn't even a good sketch.

[@reecehedge-dye2034]

Reminds me of Hugh Jackman with balls on his chin in Movie 43. Just absolute incompetence.

[@MrAxel-ub5ud]

*Chris uploads Hilariocity* Me: Cool, I'll watch it later. *Sees Thumbnail* Me: You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

[@kg3658]

If they all have "french" accents. Why don't any of the characters speak French?

[@nicholaspeters9919]

KG Or just get French actors…

[@cascharles3838]

Didnt you hear them say "oui"

[@KTF0]

Or even be lazy and say that they speak perfect English magically.

[@Nikk-Astyr]

Or just don't set it in France

[@cascharles3838]

@Stephen Murphy ahhh that explains it

[@AltamashSayed]

This makes one realize how much effort, planning and talent goes into actual filmmaking..!!

[@Exiled_Rouge]

I was at that Chicago Film Fest when Verotika premiered and it was a... singular experience. First the audience was near riotous with laughter. People shouting, literally guffawing, holding on to their sides and leaping from their chairs. It was outrageous. However, it was after the film that truly made this remarkable. Danzig came out and sincerely seemed confused why the audience was laughing so outlandishly throughout the film. Danzig went on to explain, in as shitty a way as possible, how everything was supposed to be serious and how seriously everyone took the project. Several times referencing back, "I mean you guys were laughing but that's cool." What a night.

[@hockema56]

He needs to do what Wiseau did and just embrace the awfulness!

[@Road_Warrior81]

Whenever Chris uploads a new Hilariocity I know that I'm in for a good time.😂

[@Sonicfan-yb3pv]

Pranav Pasumarthy me too

[@Shiirow]

I love that in the Q/A session while the guy is describing the 'very serious' dialogue coach, theres someone in the audience trying not to laugh.

[@GamePlayMetal]

The pink haired girl's French accent is actually very convincing. That's the only good thing I can say about any aspect of this movie.

[@alanguages]

Glenn Danzig who never acted in his life was in consideration to play Wolverine in the X-Men movie back in the 90's. Think about that people.

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

alanguages he looks the part but he’s not an actor

[@jammin_maestro]

Thank god that iconic role went to Hugh Jackman lolz

[@sunsolaris]

And when asked how differently he would have played the role he said he would have played it "less gay" Just, fucking wow

[@derekdatil1118]

He has acted he was in the prophecy 2 with cristopher Walken in the 90s.

[@orckingorcking2017]

He was in prophecy 2 and had one line. God X-Men Dodge a bullet

[@BuBs1970G]

The lead actress looks like she's a member of Ducktales

[@princessthyemis]

i know right!? oh my gosh. So distracting and awful-looking!

[@jtlovescodelyoko]

She looks like Aelita From Code Lyoko, from a Roleplay video off PornHub

[@Oceansideca1987]

Blue Crow ha !

[@formalino]

They nailed the CGI on that one.

[@TheMadAfrican1]

I know it's probably mean to criticise someone's appearance, but good god I think she did that to herself. With surgery. It just looks... wrong. It activates the part of your brain that's evolved to react in a very visceral way and your brain just goes "What. The. Fuck."

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

21:26 This isn't The Room. The Room is a masterpiece compared to this. This is a Gothic version of everything Neil Breen's ever made.

[@dannyib94]

It was fun taking a shot with you too Chris!

[@ky-mv9zh]

Trisha Paytas must've had an extensive diet for this role.

[@RestingBeachFace721]

Skeet diet

[@ItsBritneyBitch1]

Dlcfakcfakfavk it really looks like her omg 💀

[@colinklang]

Loads of protein

[@nf4866]

I just came down here to comment about that!

[@Blu3Purple]

I looove this comment

[@dong32117]

I picture Danzig reading his script like Ralphy in "Christmas Story" when he reading his thesis and is like "this is amazing"

[@XenogearSolid]

Yeah but Ralph earned a C+.

[@johnforestersworstnightmar3756]

Bold of you to assume there was a script

[@jasondouglas152]

Lol that is too funny.

[@objectsinspaceman]

“Seldom had the words flowed from his penny pencil with such feverous fluidity!”

[@pregum9019]

“Easily the most horrendous thing about this movie is the editing choices.” *Ad plays*

[@DuskyPredator]

Oddly, I got an ad about what I assume is classes for acting. Was really confused if it was actually part of the video.

[@sanna9062]

It was Chris' choice to do that

[@vixiestarfire]

DuskyPredator have you watched videos like that recently?

[@geenhaaien]

Azariel Brown-El i don’t get the irony of that

[@DubExp]

Everyone says they got an ad. I was expecting one after that line but nothing. Haha

[@TheForcesWrath]

Man please make more of these hilariocities they're simply the best if your channel and the reason why I found your channel years ago when you had a few thousand subs

[@Josh-jj9jp]

"if you're watchin, you can take a shot with me" me: watching this at 8am also me: *takes a shot*

[@666gorewhore]

I chugged a beer. He shoulda taken more shots mang.

[@Josh-jj9jp]

Billy Pop lmao he should’ve! I’d love to see him start like a drunk review series

[@Mwrp86]

The guy he is calling Rocks homeless second cousin . Is actually X Pac who is also a wwe wrestler.

[@ashbasher22nerd93]

Until around 2002, technically his contract was up. :(

[@jasondouglas152]

It's fitting because this movie has " X-Pac Go Away Heat "

[@onigames7309]

Pffft! That was him? XD Oh Sean.

[@cf_1204]

Future 2x hall of fame right there. First DX now NWO

[@Thetazord]

I was gonna say that too. Poor Shawn Waltman. Or Sean, I forgot how his name is spelt. LoL 😂

[@kaih.4789]

Just the explanation of the Violence and the Erotica melding into “Verotica” makes me uncomfortable lol 😝

[@Naforbe]

Same!

[@katiebayliss9887]

I kinda like it

[@sonicwingnut]

I mean, it's still shit but surely Viorotica?

[@marchingham]

Rewatching this now, I have two thoughts: 1. You should do a live stream of you watching a terrible movie and incorporating some sort of interactive drinking game. 2. The sounds you made after drinking the full shot of Southern Comfort reminded me of Dennis Quaid in "Inner Space" haha

[@seanisnthere]

"Mother, tell your children not to watch my film"

[@Buckeye_4_Life_]

This comment needs way more likes...

[@JA-mb8gy]

Bruh I get ready to have my lunch break and this pops up. Let’s go

[@sandythemaster6898]

I started watching it at work during my lunch break and then the blowjob scene appears. ''I might just listen and not actually watch...''

[@Neat0_o]

lol currently watching this on my lunch break 😐

[@maliekharding6074]

J W I’m on it as we speak watching this😂😂😂

[@adiahaalexander9359]

Chris is having a drink in the thumbnail? Oohh boy *grabs popcorn* this is gonna be good.

[@tammiebrown8446]

Right!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mashe6691]

26:02 the cop morphed into Thanos

[@jennycoyle8204]

I was gonna comment that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@enigmaskull3495]

He was about ready to snap this movie out of existence.

[@mpacholik]

The Hilariosity that finally broke Stuckmann ha ha

[@mishrashashwat97]

Boss: So I assume you've finished the report? Me: Negatory.

[@knotryter]

Boss: Nice!

[@14debanjan]

This is even much worse than 'The Room'. 'The Room' at least had a genuine attempt.

[@ExoticDreams]

@Doctor Octagon none of them have the charm and enigma known as Tommy Wiseau

[@RuthlessPandora]

The entire second scene with the police officers had me out of commission for a while. Perfect editing. Or should I say 'NICE'.

[@konnerdent4835]

7:52 “So, you have a movie for me?” “Yes sir I do!”

[@mironaugustynski8870]

Referencing another famous YT series is TIGHT ]XD

[@konnerdent4835]

Miron Augustyński Wow wow wow!

[@farlonmuentes6004]

@@mironaugustynski8870 oh it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@GoreChyld]

I hope this movie has memorible lines like "MUH PANTS?!" and "I WAS MOLESTED, IN THE LITTLE BOYS ROOM!" Also the spider guy looks like an exact rip off of Elden in the AVP: Fire and Stone comics only more.... rapey.....

[@christianlowman6644]

Holy shit he does look like Elden😂😂😂😂

[@medianguy4909]

Am I the only one that laughed just as hard as Chris when he said TitEyes

[@shawnfields2369]

Nope. I did too! Dude, I've never HEARD anything that hilarious before!

[@4by3isbetter]

I fuckin died lol

[@rustyAF]

No

[@BrookeEvangelineWinter]

No...😂😂😂

[@Sonicfan-yb3pv]

No

[@peterhurst6782]

“They cut off her face” “NICE!”

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

I'm pretty sure the cop actor describing the crime forgot his lines based on his stutter.

[@YahBoiMocha]

69 likes... nice.

[@enigmaskull3495]

“Where’s her face?”

[@Jack-jh2ls]

It’s Simple. I see Chris drinking out of misery. I click.

[@GojiraRising]

RIP to his Liver & Sanity.

[@jasonmillsom2981]

He is going to start smoking after this

[@sharilshahed6106]

"Your teats they're looking at me" Burst out laughing.

[@Rob_-dv6ei]

It’s like Dennis Reynolds pitched a horror movie: *Gore* *Full penetration* *Gore* *full penetration* *and then the movie just kind of... ends*

[@sometimesidontunderstand0029]

I'm dead from reading this

[@Rob_-dv6ei]

Rachel ATPC *NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE, I KNEW IT THE WHOLE TIME!* *grabs fire poker and strips naked*

[@darthnews]

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ITyraxI]

Probably my favorite bit of all time from that show

[@arielb6032]

The most underrated comment on the section, I died of laughter.

[@darknostalgia2668]

This is the most INSANE Hilariocity I have ever seen.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

[@jennycoyle8204]

Likewise 🍸

[@tommym7626]

Me too. 8yrs I've been watching him man. This.... Is.... Bad.

[@aleusgaming9482]

It feels like he’s already 3 weeks into quarantine, a week before it even started