Very Really Good

[@kiwi_kini]

*Kurtis: “My heater in my house does a cool thing”* Damn dude that’s the opposite of what it’s supposed to do

[@GradientTowers]

bro comment of the year 👊🏼😌

[@day.zeeeee]

this is criminally funny how dare you

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

STOP THE HUMOR POLICE IS HERE THIS COMMENT IS WAY TOO FUNNY. YOURE GOING TO JAIL.

[@jackiet-t6907]

Love de dad jokes

[@pumpkin3461]

👁️👄👁️

[@m4leah608]

Jacob Sagittarius tweeted “i want to fall in love with an alien” and i feel like that should have been included

[@kafkawiththesea]

he's reading way too many YA novels

[@elizabethb4168]

Okay but that's a heck of a lot more valid than the basic yet bizarre bs that Noah Centineo tweets ngl

[@jesusnegra123]

I didn’t even notice the first time around that u spelled his name wrong (last name)

[@Hannah-gj7gw]

AHAHAHAA JACOB SAGITTARIUS

[@HonestlyHolistic]

@@jesusnegra123 i think it's because once we see the first letter of his last name we just skip reading it completely

[@abbydutton3106]

kurtis is beefing with the shifters lmao. thats the funniest thing ever.

[@J-222-k8h]

ikr

[@rexrawr_1613]

Like I get it, he said sum abt what he thought abt it and ppl didn’t rlly like it, But cmon he’s a comedian, did u rlly expect him to not joke a lil abt it?

[@ninecuevas5127]

@@rexrawr_1613 why are people so upset tho, is it like a spiritual practice? I really thought it was like a hobby.

[@safaahmed2016]

@@ninecuevas5127 for my religion/faiths it’s a spiritual practice (an optional one), but i don’t think kurtis really said anything damaging and wasn’t intending to be disrespectful so it’s not a big deal imo

[@chloeagape4853]

@@ninecuevas5127 it can be a spiritual practice. if you believe shifting can happen, you probably believe in a lot of other new-age things too

[@beishere2968]

unrelated but kurtis’s giggles are actually very endearing

[@dallas4696]

ikrr its literally the cutest thinggggg

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

He has the giggle of a kind hearted stoner and it’s very comforting

[@nina-jc1mh]

cacti chaild hello fellow mcr stannie

[@cutieplushtrap]

@@nina-jc1mh Gerard just gives me such gender envy fucking hell 😭😭😭😭

[@cecilia927]

@@cutieplushtrap tf is gender envy

[@serenitycorbett-richardson8957]

Kurtis was just making a joke about shifting. The East knows this...

[@krunchykat9249]

Bring back people who don't shift.

[@katelyn_7509]

i choked on my water omfg

[@HonestlyHolistic]

I spit omg

[@leys9290]

BYE

[@hannahfrazier5332]

Yessss

[@pluto9822]

i love how he had to remind us that his name was kurtis, as if we forgot

[@percyorsomething2641]

You can remember his name? I forget it if I'm not looking at it. What's his name again? John? Oh I checked its Kurtis. Damn I forgot.

[@LARISSA.KAY.]

no its Furnace

[@percyorsomething2641]

@@LARISSA.KAY. Oh damn it is? Guess i was wrong.

[@javipaz410]

love your pfp

[@sarah-cp1oz]

YOUR PFP

[@aeryn6275]

I've been re-listening to the entire podcast, starting at episode 1, and at episode 30 you say, "I can't believe that I'm at 30. I was only going to do ten episodes." And DUDE-- I'm so glad that you've made it all the way to 126, and I hope you keep going until the end of time.

[@apimpnamedslickback8625]

On god

[@magpieinthelibrary5691]

How much time is that all together?

[@user-qm8gt8lf7l]

@@magpieinthelibrary5691 probably around 100-120 hours i'd suppose

[@magpieinthelibrary5691]

BE how would you calculate the exact time? I would love an exact time so I could figure out the amount of days it would take to watch it all from beginning to end.

[@user-qm8gt8lf7l]

@@magpieinthelibrary5691 well the episodes r usually between 40 and 60 minutes long but id guess that the average length of one episode is around 55 minutes.. so 55 mins × 126 = 6,930 mins = 115 and a half hrs idk how many days that is exactly but quite a few id suppose if im not completely off here lol

[@paintcan1240]

kurtis’ mullet looks better every episode

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

He’s evolving

[@christinekinz985]

level one: noob level two: kurtis mullet

[@magpieinthelibrary5691]

I didn’t even know it was a mullet. But it’s the only mullet that looks good.

[@annakepes8050]

its like wine

[@hadiaalkhafaji2025]

The “New Yorker” looks like he’s being forced to say that and there is a guy with a gun behind the camera lol

[@ashten-orion]

lmaoooo

[@maia9471]

exactly my thoughts, he looks like he’s being held at gunpoint

[@raisinbrancerealofficial]

Being held at gun point is such a new york thing, it fits the vibes

[@MediumDingus]

You are not a true new yorker if you are not held at gun point 24/7

[@kaleibigelow7611]

@@MediumDingus YES SIRR

[@myricn]

Kurtis laughing at his own jokes is my religion.

[@lizzyd9082]

The person who edited the episode video must have the same sense of humor as Kurtis bc I didn’t realize someone else was editing it until now

[@Evelyn-if2go]

Yeah same

[@nickisnotgreen]

that’s me! i loved editing the video, it was really scary trying to figure out what jokes would fit a kurtis video, but once i got in the groove of it, it was so fun. i’ve been watching him for awhile so i had a good idea of what he was going for and luckily it seems like he liked it!

[@shrxvxni07]

@@nickisnotgreen :0

[@lizzyd9082]

@@nickisnotgreen that’s awesome

[@alyssamontiel5479]

LITERALLY SAME

[@Alice-wo2vz]

My 7 year old brother calls christmas eve eve christmas steve and i think that should be the official name

[@aoifeodoherty601]

No it’s Christmas Adam

[@shayla4007]

he’s a genius holy

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

That’s amazing and I second this notion. Everyone spread the word.

[@GamerSisters]

That boy will go places

[@shungite733]

Let’s do it! Make it official

[@sara_riv]

the shifting segment was literally one of my faves it was so funny and this is coming from someone whos been tryna shift to a world where one direction is still together for the last two months

[@shayla4007]

you could shift to any reality and you chose one where one direction was still together

[@sara_riv]

@@shayla4007 and what about it 🙄🤚

[@kiiturii]

I don't understand the whole shifting term, it's literally just a lucid dreaming technique glorified by tiktok kids into some reality shifting bs lol

[@Hannah-gj7gw]

kiiturii exactlyyy

[@sara_riv]

@@kiiturii i dont get it either but if i have the chance to take a break from this reality i’m gonna take it 😫

[@sinistersilence489]

At 12:38 Kurtis holds up both thumbs to the camera. This could be a hint that he is being held hostage at gun point which is why he mentions feelings of stress earlier in the video. You may notice that there is one of him, but he’s holding up 2 thumbs. That adds up to 3, which is the number of numbers in the emergency service phone number. It could also mean he’s at a house number 3. Hope someone saves him, sad to see.

[@fluttervixen]

Also, he's wearing a t-shirt despite the fact that his house is cold, and if we assume that's also a code, it means There's Someone Here In Room Today (TSHIRT), so I think someone's holding him captive.

[@caliepaid]

They made him get a mullet

[@Kraye-ne2uj]

Also there’s a g in the background maybe he’s dropping hints. #savekurtis

[@PunkyDPookie]

@@Kraye-ne2uj G is the first letter of the name “Greg” Greg is what Danny Gonzales calls his fans. Danny Gonzales kidnapped Kurtis at 11:56 we see Kurtis’s shirt says “Matty” which can only mean Kurtis was kidnapped by Danny Gonzales and Matty B Raps

[@Kraye-ne2uj]

@@PunkyDPookie omg it’s so clear now, we need to save him

[@katie_bracco]

I’m so honored to be watching the very first episode of Little boy Jim’s podcast :)

[@Gossamaggs]

Every time I see Kurtis' nose ring, I think it's a booger and I get concerned. Then I use my nifty eyeballs, and I realize, "oh, that's a nose ring".

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

💀💀

[@paper_crown5474]

Dude how is this so funny

[@ia490]

"nifty eyeballs" 😂😂😂 dude ur funny

[@ramiyahlee6108]

I’m glad I’m not the only one 😭 💀

[@omnical6135]

#JustFoundOutAboutMyEyeballs

[@yashfeenkarim1591]

the episode wasn’t bad, wasn’t excellent either, just very really good

[@ayandambatiwe3669]

Nice 😂

[@fluttervixen]

Kurtis: I'm so fuckin cold Also Kurtis: *is wearing a t-shirt*

[@lenno_n]

Dude wears a hoodie in the summer but just a t-shirt in the winter

[@angelkato1401]

long sleeves kinda suck

[@fluttervixen]

@@angelkato1401 haha I agree, long sleeved shirts make me ~~uncomfy~~ but hoodies are AWESOME

[@sup_1312]

How to shift: 1- lay down on a starfish position 2- count to 100 3- take a fat rip from your DMT bong

[@zombiegirlfriend]

ty for the tutorial 🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

[@omnical6135]

lmao the term "FAT RIP" just makes me laugh so damn hard

[@BambieWonderland]

I laughed for 4 minutes straight at this, thank you

[@bazpugmire635]

Wishing I could fucking shift into a reality where JK Rowling isn’t a massively volatile transphobe 😩

[@magpieinthelibrary5691]

This comment made me visualize someone at really high speeds driving a truck and turning into another lane.

[@meeowvi]

put it in ur script 🙌🏻

[@strangxels]

off topic but i love your highlighter🙄

[@bazpugmire635]

@@strangxels thank you so much omg 🥺👉👈

[@itsss_isabelle]

dude same

[@laralopez1645]

kurtis beefing with the draco simps is the funniest thing ever

[@tealover4870]

"and if it really bugs you that much, you can shift into a reality where I recorded a podcast and praised it" dude that was PERFECT

[@paige7049]

Kurtis I have a possible button idea for you: you can change the puke button to Siri (or someone like Neil Breen perhaps?) saying “vomit” so that you can still use it without traumatizing frightened kurtistown civilians

[@tylerthompson7461]

Use the brats “ewwwww” sound 😂

[@divine6867]

omg YES pls bc i have emetophobia and it sucks when he plays that audio 😍

[@ayandambatiwe3669]

Kurtis needs to see this

[@erina2600]

Or “making it stinky”

[@jayahmoore7251]

I second your notion

[@Bibliomaniac14]

“How about you shift into THAT reality?” Is a sick burn lmao

[@HaileyElizabethh]

imagine people getting mad at kurtis because he was taking the piss out of something insane, like he isn’t a comedian, and that’s isn’t his job

[@wowzabubby4872]

@Katelyn Vasquez yeah lol, i have like. mega shitty parents and i try to use shifting to gtfo of my house so it. did hurt my feelings a little when he called it insane and dumb JHDGFGDHJK not mega bad tho just a little just I can see why people where more upset about it.

[@jayahmoore7251]

Bestie?! What are you doing here... seems all the smaller female youtubers I watch also watch kurtis lmao anyways Ily and do something that makes you happy

[@jasminchavez9060]

@@wowzabubby4872 there’s a difference between doing it to escape a less than ideal situation and using it to bang draco malfoy. you weren’t the target audience he was making fun of and youre perfectly valid in shifting how you do :)

[@Donutsmakemegonuts]

I want the new segment to be called “who did Kurt hurt?”

[@sofiarchive]

yesss

[@matcha_pot]

more like "who did Kurt butthurt?"

[@aubreylynn717]

the hurtis corner

[@harsheh]

who did kurt boi hurt boi

[@Vanadiummmo]

Watch kurtis use this

[@user-ky9us2zq9p]

he’s talking about the J’s but what about the D’s? Dean, Drew, Danny

[@Pluelul]

durtis

[@annaquattlebaum3415]

@@Pluelul thanks pluel

[@Pluelul]

@@annaquattlebaum3415 thinking of a little dust ball kurtis now .....

[@unhingedfrogspawn6715]

Those are all the same person?

[@sanketalokhande1562]

The ts too. Tyler, travis

[@allyhernandez3352]

“am i gonna apologize for the things i said ?” *inserts fart noise* me: 😭😭💀

[@spikeygray]

as a heat specialist, ur hot😳

[@Subllama]

That was smooth ngl

[@ZaDe2002]

Hehe 69 likes 😎

[@nariaein]

😳😳

[@nicolerojas7097]

LMAOO shoot ya shot

[@kaleybatchelor8125]

😳

[@LARISSA.KAY.]

In elementary school this dude liked to call me weird and I would always be like "yeah I'm weird in a GOOD way" So creative right

[@chloeagape4853]

i feel this :'))

[@teresahowick5197]

Ha! I can hear the elementary kid voice and tone in that. But that was a good response

[@mcdonaldsselever5095]

DUDEEE this girl would always call me weird and i would respond with "thank you" KSNXKSNXJS

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

In elementary school I was never called weird, which doesn’t make any sense. I was the one who got sent home for eating woodchips off the playground and shining a flashlight in my eye to make them look gold and show I was a “werewolf”

[@prettylilcow]

@@pleasesetmeonfire1166 bc you just described being a badass???

[@leoniesophia358]

when i first saw the tik tok about the “8 month shift to hogwarts” i didn’t know what shifting was and honestly thought they worked at hogwarts for 8 months straight and that it was a critique to the bad working conditions they have there...

[@thedoctorissogroovy]

Same! I thought it was gonna be a POV about working there 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Eli-mn5cq]

somebody make a video like this please. now.

[@Kyran1996]

I thought the same thing when I saw the thumbnail to Kurtis' video. Hogwarts becoming the Amazon of wizard schools.

[@kayawhitton4806]

I love the awkward pauses when Kurtis is trying to find the right sound on the soundboard 😭😂

[@cori742]

loving the weekly updates on jacob's back problems lmaooo

[@Bibliomaniac14]

I genuinely enjoy checking in with him!! I’m hoping his back problems get better soon

[@septicrat]

about the shifting thing - it really doesn't go against any religion, at least as far as i know and what i've heard. it isn't a ritual and you aren't trying to summon anything negative, you're just shifting your consciousness from one reality to another. that's all it is. a lot of people don't realise that spirituality and religion aren't that different. praying is literally just like, if not the same as manifesting. you're asking a higher power to help you or bring something into your life, and in turn you work towards that goal. and it was silly for people to get mad at you for joking about the whole thing ; plenty of people joke about it, and that's fine. not everyone has to necessarily agree with something that can sound far fetched.

[@teresahowick5197]

For sure. But there are ppl who won’t do yoga because they think it’s a religion. I still don’t understand that.

[@iammissing9639]

This is worded so nicely!!

[@shayla4007]

@@teresahowick5197 people actually think that? lmao

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

Yeah, I think the jokes were very lighthearted. It wasn’t malicious or in bad taste, imo. And I’m a very spiritual person. I mean, I grew up in a hippie van with my mom who was a flower child. So yeah

[@morgan3844]

the word “shifting” isn’t apart of a religion, but native people practice lucid dreaming as a way of contacting ancestors and letting your soul free. BUT making a joke about people forcing themselves to lucid dream just to bang fictional characters is in no way offensive

[@elainaprice9605]

Not Kurtis saying the Episode episodes are his worst performing when they're one of my favorite series he's ever done!!! Noooooooo he's doing great :^(

[@uhhh446]

Right??? They’re the best

[@jess-ze1jj]

We’re not taking about “a bacon egg and cheese” were talking about “baconeggcheesesaltpepperketchup” lmao

[@dobalobo168]

okay kurtis dont come crying to us new yorkers next time you need two diet cokes, a roll of paper towels and some peanut butter m&ms and you cant find a bodega in your canadian desert 🙄🤘

[@kennedybowman645]

FR‼️‼️

[@jusdoriange7930]

peanut butter m&ms SLAP omg

[@m4leah608]

brb bouta shift to hogwarts and buy a bacon egg and cheese on a roll

[@hpfan5188]

I thought what you said about shifting was really funny, I've tried shifting and I find it to be cool, but the thought of someones parent like walking in and seeing their kid in a starfish position counting up to go to Hogwarts is hilarious

[@BeTheAeroplane]

That "Yes sir" needs to be a sound bite for the show

[@mackenzimacko4778]

shifter? I hardly know her

[@Evelyn-if2go]

Hey kurtis just remember to prioritize your mental health! Dont stress yourself out too much with your videos and take a break whenever you need to. Your fans will always be here to support you

[@dessaelizabeth9676]

"tell me you're from new york without telling me you're from new york." "no one opens the door for me"

[@lillian9107]

this is really fucking funny i hope u know that

[@gitssellehernandez9871]

why are people genuinely mad over him joking about shifting? I’m confused

[@plvthena]

People use it as an unhealthy coping mechanism/escape. So of course they take it personally when it seems like someone is criticizing it. The same way anyone with an unhealthy coping mechanism would react when they're called out.

[@Hannah-gj7gw]

cuz it's like a religion to people at this point. a unhealthy religion. a religion where you "shift realities." a religion where you go have sex with draco malfoy-

[@gillianleigh]

because it’s a spiritual practice to some and they’re offended by it. a lot of people use it for like hogwarts but some people use it to heal themselves so it could be offensive

[@angietorreano7508]

@@plvthena Can you explain to me why it’s unhealthy? I’m not trying to argue btw I’m actually curious. I purposely lucid dream and shit all the time and I never considered it to be an unhealthy coping mechanism.

[@plvthena]

@@angietorreano7508 it's not inherently unhealthy. The same way video games aren't inherently unhealthy. But a lot of people use it to completely avoid their problems. Avoidance is an unhealthy coping mechanism. If you just do it for fun or for stress relief in moderation. That seems fine to me. But the people who get really defensive about it are (imo) the people who take it too far and use it to avoid all of their problems. Some people say if you do it too much it can make you feel disconnected from your real life and dissociate more. Idk how true that is but it's something to keep in mind. And just to be clear. I go to counseling specifically for an avoidance issue. So I'm not trying to insult anyone here.

[@anipunani]

the slytherin joke was god tier

[@bluemoon32299]

Someone actually thirst tweeted that at dracos actor before so it's not kurtis joke, but it is indeed fantastic

[@omnical6135]

"tellin me i can't SLITHER IN?"

[@ChickenNugget-st6st]

People try so hard to get a reason to be mad at Kurtis but there’s never a R E A L reason to get made at him

[@jennfrench295]

Kurtis is a pure angel

[@ChickenNugget-st6st]

@@jennfrench295 yea and people get jealous of those curly locks so they come after him 😂😂

[@consentclub8431]

Because he apologizes if he messes up

[@elananasnawinchester]

our mayor's mullet is Very Really Good

[@BeanBoyGabe]

14:36 I love how I can tell what sound effects he’s going to use based on his facial expressions

[@pizzaraccoon8202]

i used to love watching kurtis but i love watching his videos even more now that i’ve broken up with my boyfriend. he just reminds me that there are some men that are lovely and don’t hate women, it’s really comforting :)

[@stinkycheeseman]

Kurtis: I have so many J’s in my like... Jenna.. Jake... Jacob... me: my name is Jordan, my moms name is Jennifer, her brother is Jeff, her dad is Jewell, my dad is John, his brothers are Judd and Joe, his dad is Johnny, his mom is Janie... and I can continue lol

[@joselyn8604]

im the only j in my life lol

[@Pinnie06]

I don’t want to believe this bc who has three sons and names them John, Judd and joe wtf

[@pluto9822]

the hogwarts puns were incredible

[@rougecarpetdisaster]

"an mri is an anxiety machine!" me: has fallen asleep during all of my mris

[@teresahowick5197]

I’ve both fallen asleep and gotten anxiety.

[@darlingblue]

When the machine turns on I get scared I've forgotten some metal somewhere in my body ;_;

[@avery3994]

i’m actually so happy he talked about shifting😭 like i thought i was the only one not believing it

[@Hannah-gj7gw]

SAME

[@sunfish..]

I’m pretty sure it’s real, by the way

[@Pinnie06]

Same I rly have trouble believing this

[@AJaeH]

"Do your research before you say I can't slither in" DEAD

[@maeveb-s1814]

the defeat in kurtis’s eyes when he finds out that harry styles tweeted a sad white boy quote

[@maggiecrowder1561]

Ayo, you ain’t from Canada if you’ve never had syrup.

[@omnical6135]

honestly if somebody hasn't had maple syrup ever i would be disgusted

[@blueblu756]

Ayo, you ain’t from England if you’ve never had tea and biccies. 😤

[@Pinnie06]

Ayo your not from Chicago if u haven’t had deep dish pizza 😤

[@bellakinne5921]

im not a furnace boy im a kurtis boy. the East knows this....

[@vegetable5126]

youtube randomly re-suggested this episode to me just now, more than 3 years after, and hearing kurtis talk about his podcast editor “jake” and his new video editor “nick” gave me whiplash LOL its so crazy to me now after all the commentary youtube lore that’s happened since

[@MaddyCoppolo]

Fr It’s like a time capsule its kinda interesting

[@ih8gingerale]

kurtis elucidating how his favorite day of the year is christmas eve-eve when it’s my birthday was really a pick-me-up. i feel special.

[@jalice4414]

THERE HE IS😨😨 YOURE MY FAVOURITE WHITE BOY 🦶🤑🤑‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

IT STARTED WITH THE WHISPERS

[@shidandfard4582]

@Katelyn Vasquez AND THEN SHE MADE MY LIPS HURT

[@sunshineramirez7766]

I always wondered if the lady in the song gave the man HERP because why would his lips hurt 😞

[@jalice4414]

@@sunshineramirez7766 so tru bestie 🙌🙌🙌

[@wormsoup383]

You ain't from NY if a rat never stole your pizza, yessir, you know the vibe

[@ivymota]

damn

[@ssorayaya]

jacob shao, jacob sharpe, jacob sartorious, and jake editor. holy shit

[@mikeylol3141]

ur podcasts are like . the highlight of my week- excited to watch today's episode n pretend I'm not mentally ill 😼😼

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

yeah🏃‍♀️

[@mermaidnextdoor5172]

Kurtis I was literally having an anxiety attack and I came here immediately and your voice grounded me enough to calm down omg ily so much Kurt

[@venusstv]

Kurtis saying “we’re having fun here” aggressively = your dad bringing your whole family to Home Depot at 9am to “spend quality time together”

[@elguapo2580]

I’m exited to see more of this pod, great first episode!

[@thadarnold4626]

Hey do you write for SNL?

[@elguapo2580]

@@thadarnold4626 Um no, that’s why I’m named that

[@anyaphull1440]

i have an odd feeling you write for SNL...

[@Cera_01]

@@anyaphull1440 Yeah, just a strange gut feeling...

[@ia490]

Bodegas are literally just non-chain convenience stores lmao

[@garretttalley4177]

lmao I completely forgot that calling the day before Christmas Eve “Christmas Adam” (bc Adam came before Eve in the bible) was not a normal thing... my family really did that 😳😅

[@wepeelwraps]

ayye same!😎

[@abby_jean]

how did kurtis forget the fourth j in his life??? jonaton

[@greggymcgreg5787]

He forgot Janny Gonzalez and Jrew Gooden

[@TheAmorable]

Sending love and a jolly “Merry Christmas!” to the Early Gang!!!

[@alyssa-qn8zg]

or happy holidays!

[@wendyallen9089]

No one gives a shit if your early 😂

[@abigaill]

Rewatching this and hearing him talk about Nick like they don't know each other is weirdly surreal

[@ellieloup6422]

idk why but when he said "my friend jake" and smiled at the camera, I think my heart melted it was adorable also when he said were rockin and rolling and joshin and brolin

[@morphine8567]

Listen. The Episodes videos are the best and don't ever regret making them lol

[@nugget7501]

I am so happy you finally started your podcast. I bet this first episode is amazing.

[@Irishshaltry]

His lamp looks like donuts stacked in each other. Or I’m just hungry, idk

[@bluemoon32299]

Nah I see it too

[@pinkeclaire3344]

how did you guys not know about the epic spam and oreo combo the east clearly knows this.

[@Tainted-ll7gh]

!!!!

[@wendyallen9089]

If you mean east coast we certainly do not

[@valentinaduarte8206]

my dad walked in my rom while i was watching this and said ”is that harry styles and justin bieber”

[@TaylorMarie9877]

13:43 this Harry Potter bit has to be one of the most underrated kurtis bits 😂😂 “we Ron doggin it”

[@laura_nix]

Kurtis: it's so cold in here also kurtis: wears a short-sleeve tshirt, in canada, in december

[@kimmie__kim]

Bro the idea of shifting is the funniest thing ever, and the fact that the shifters are coming after Kurtis is also the funniest thing ever!! 😂

[@jillianmercado8629]

Dude I usually listen to podcasts while trying to sleep, but I started uncontrollably laughing when you started talking about shifting and Draco Malfoy! NOT YOU BEEFING WITH THE SHIFTERS- lmaooo. Kurtis ur my favorite truly& honestly

[@rosariogentile3235]

One of this "anonymous" quotes has to be from Kurtis' podcast, if not, I'm going to be so disappointed for the missed opportunity 😂

[@kaiagrove9645]

mayor kurtis. Proud of you for taking on everything all the time and getting it done and even more proud you got yourself a good editor! You deserve it!

[@lovingCJ3]

I enjoy that he uses ºC instead of ªF because I can understand it

[@smilerachel996]

kurtis wanting to make fun of new yorkers but being terrified of getting jumped for the entire first half

[@tonimarie1022]

I’m so grateful for this channel. I used to have terrible insomnia then I started listening to an episode every night for months and it really helps me relax/unwind

[@robinmangoasmr]

POV: you’re early and you’re trying to come up with something original

[@scabbyknee1235]

You're*

[@robinmangoasmr]

@@scabbyknee1235 thanks

[@memphisj1376]

oh shit, i do b kinda early

[@bean6644]

Hit the hammer on the nail there friend 😎👉

[@scabbyknee1235]

@@robinmangoasmr Wow! You actually corrected it. I think you're cool 😏

[@ashxoxo6581]

someone tell kurtis he can do more than 50 minute long pods and we will all listen to it

[@nayna5397]

i started laughing so hard when he was talking about shifting because he’s literally describing why i wanted to shift KANJDNGJR

[@alexanderh8129]

‘shifting is problematic to people who lucid dream and cant control it’ is soo fucking funny😭😭 it reminds me of someone telling my cousin having a baby shower and posting it on her ig story was super offensive because shes infertile 😭

[@PossiblyAlena]

35:00 this is the perfect time to use John mulaney’s third choice “Who’s to say?”

[@sgodevoli]

i think it’s good to get help especially so you don’t get overwhelmed. also you are employing two people who you admire in a time where people are struggling to find/keep work. it’s admirable to be able to do something like that

[@isabella-qg7qg]

hi kurtis. ive been waiting.

[@dallas4696]

bro why is this comment so freaking funny lmfao NAY NAY KILLUA!

[@skyevena]

ominous as hell-

[@ninamartyn9322]

Jacob is so serious and dedicated to the bit.. like 100% serious and then he'll be like "hehehe" and then immediately back to serious

[@vebvin]

As someone who does partially believe in shifting, I found the last episode where you poked fun at it pretty funny- I mean if you can’t make fun of yourself what’s the point? I’ve always been skeptical of the subject, and it’s fun to see one of my favorite KZbinr joke around about it yknow

[@peeblestem]

bro no matter what u do or where you’ll end up you’ll always have a bunch of people like me that love listening to u bro

[@differentsession3003]

Happy holidays Kurtis. Don’t stress this “all going away” we love you bro. Do what makes you happy and what you think is funny. That’s what we like about u lol

[@toot8510]

take a shot every time he says “but it’s all good”

[@GamerSisters]

I accidentally passed out while watching this and woke up at the precise time where you started talking about the spam semen burger and I have no idea what I just woke up too lmao. I'll get more context when it's not almost 1am lol

[@murdocsleftball3433]

as someone who has been trying to shift to an anime to meet my favorite characters for the past three months i thought that segment was hilarious