Top 10 Hottest Female Mario Characters

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Her: "I only date guys who are 6' 0''." Me: "I only date girls who are the size of an average human mother."

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

This killed me

[@arktos6850]

this comment made my day

[@tasenova2717]

It's funny cuz, the game says she's 7' 3'

[@FelipeJaquez]

If she has no 3 arches of hair then im out

[@MrGillb]

you mean "I only date *fmeails* who are the size of an average human mother." smh commit fully

[@Ludvix]

this is something i deliberately looked up on youtube when i was 10

[@gingus_627]

R.i.p lmao

[@rellyreriYT]

awesome

[@golddigginboi2187]

We all did

[@blackgayman]

But this is unirronic

[@Manntell]

Well you found it now

[@SomeCodeMonke]

This isn't an April Fool's joke, this is a gift

[@SDinOZ85]

We should all just repeatedly watch it and make it Dunk's most popular video, locking him into making lists of hot characters for all eternity. Then he shall be the April Fool.

[@johnjohnson6142]

@@SDinOZ85 I think Guptil89 is the April fool

[@_mossy_8520]

Its april 2 tho

[@MiloLoza]

As all jokes are.

[@Grimmevere]

maybe its an outseasoned april's fool joke. i will not start renting wich is my favourite charakter xD

[@joelyt1682]

I especially love the "I'm definitely not a pervert I just respect women so much" voice.

[@scintillam_dei]

I heard a "This is a cringeworthy parody I am paid to create which I have little enthusiasm for" voice.

[@razorsharp1371]

@@scintillam_dei nope hes copying the inflection of the original

[@golduck7495]

@@scintillam_dei that's literally how the original sounds

[@scintillam_dei]

@@razorsharp1371 I saw this before the original.

[@nickwilson3499]

@@scintillam_dei you can't criticize a parody of which you haven't seen what it's parodying

[@ChippyGaming]

I thought you were done making GOOD videos...

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Chippy 🥰🙈

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sup chippy

[@Arclbo]

😂

[@kirabean5441]

APRIL FOOLS!!!

[@curioz7433]

Hi Chippy.

[@kennethfassel5587]

“She is the size of an average human mother” sent me to the damn moon

[@kirbylover37]

I couldn't believe that it was actually in the original video.

[@gmoCantaloupe]

@@kirbylover37 Guptill89 was a real trailblazer

[@johnxina7496]

pun intended

[@WDYMIMDED]

Reminds me of the the top 10 hottest sonic characters. This seems like a parody of that video

[@Operation_Bagel]

@@WDYMIMDED No duh lol

[@Kyotosomo]

You know this is an April Fool's video because Rosalina is only at #9

[@slimy6316]

Your gay

[@boywithani]

for real

[@thethumper088]

Everyone knows Rosalina is simp bait.

[@AccelSternritter]

@@slimy6316 imagine your name being "zak" lmao zak of balls

[@slimy6316]

@@AccelSternritter lmao that's what my friend calls me Sakballs

[@canadianlightbulbs]

"She has the power to flirt with any male character" Thats a hell of a special ability

[@glitterlich]

The accents, catchphrases and mannerisms were on point. I was really uncomfortable. 10/10

[@luisbetancourt7182]

10/10 it has a little something for everyone

[@fede1324ee]

the funny thing is that this is a parody of a real video that is literally the same but with sonic and not ironic

[@coledorillo6685]

@@fede1324ee what video?

[@fede1324ee]

@@coledorillo6685 Search top 10 hottest sonic characters dunkey

[@trevorperkins4585]

Also, this video is honestly at least 10 times funnier after watching Dunkirk react to the Sonic one

[@DjayT.]

Plottwist: This is actually his honest ranking, he just used April fool's to hide that truth

[@jamesriethman]

😂😂

[@JohnnysGoldenFiddle]

April fools? More like April drools because I’m going gaga over the females on this list

[@wolfie23288]

Lol

[@Tunnelenjoyer]

Johnny why don’t ya take her down ab ten there bud

[@Keb1c]

we all know it is his honest ranking

[@tylermcgoggles]

this feels way longer than 4 minutes

[@homemadeduck1022]

I've never checked that my door was locked so many times

[@prajwaljayaraj5887]

@@homemadeduck1022 I was 100 percent ready to shout, "THIS IS SATIRE, THIS IS SATIRE." In case my dad walked in

[@moss5356]

It’s because you had to keep pausing

[@mahasura9667]

purgatory

[@donponcho1015]

Well it is......by 35 seconds

[@TheRealCCall]

I died at “Harriet, more like I want to marry it”

[@ferghalicious1480]

If only we could see her take wing!

[@Nicolas-jackson.fan2002]

761 likes and no comments 💀

[@格好つける]

guys hear me out

[@joshbates3240]

I bet Dunkey's search history was pretty fucked up after he finished this

[@miniondaechir]

Incognito mode.

[@Zombatt]

Incognito plus VPN 👍

[@REVECRIT]

His name is “Jared”.

[@purplebatdragon]

Probably created a few "favorite" bookmarks too. A natural bi-product of r34 expeditions.

[@vriskestrella6469]

Honestly all he would have to do is go to deviantart and search the character names, the video basically makes itself after that.

[@manatee-qj8lb]

The "average human mother" line always cracks me up

[@joshuajohn5089]

I don't get it

[@manatee-qj8lb]

@@joshuajohn5089 like, that's a con in some sorts. Is funny

[@CockroachTheFoul]

@@joshuajohn5089 nobody sane says "the size of an average human mother"

[@franklinbadge1215]

@@joshuajohn5089 it's from the original

[@colton.421]

@@joshuajohn5089 It’s from the “Top 10 hottest female sonic characters” which was made completely unironically by the way.

[@unagisauce]

Leah: Hey, what are you recording today? Dunkey: I don’t wanna talk about it.

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

More like Leah: Hey, what are you recording today? Dunkey: that Madame Flurry costume here yet?

[@Legion1620]

I can hear this comment lol

[@runnerhigh]

I can imagine them coming up with the cheesiest, more cringy way to compliment fictional video game characters and it’s both hilarious and cute

[@conbinspark3144]

Leah: Are you going to start some drama.

[@joshuahughes4704]

“It’s a fire blast, babe..”

[@Danmarinja]

Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO! 10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and hugs Sonic all the time and wields a powerful hammer? Why it's Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress, and when have you ever seen 3 big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Amy Rose is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer. Who's at number 9? It's this alien plant girl from a distant planet. Cosmo, from Sonic X. She arrived on the character's planet to deliver a message saying that the galaxy was under attack by a force called the Metarex. She doesn't do much except tell people to stop fighting and focus on the real matter at hand. The real reason she lands at the #9 is that she becomes Miles "Tails" Prower's sweetheart, something Tails needed for a long while. Numero Ocho. Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that the leader of Team Chaotix, Vector the Crocodile, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in a season 3 episode of Sonic X, she helps Chris Thorndyke get into space to fight the Metarex along with Sonic and friends. What number's next? Seven, of course. Wave the Swallow from Sonic Riders. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show. Her mechanical IQ is equal to Tails. She also happens to be the smartest member of the Babylon Rogues. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like Jet the Hawk and Storm the Albatross, her specialty is riding the air-boards called "Extreme Gear". With two very long and smooth feathers extending from her head to her calves and droopy eyes, Wave will rock your socks. If only we could see her take wing. Numero Six. Tikal the Echidna from Sonic Adventure 1. Named after an ancient Mayan city of the same name, Tikal is the daughter of Chief Pachacamac. She's yet another character that hardly does a thing except beg her father to stop being so greedy. She also traps herself inside the Master Emerald so that the water god Chaos doesn't reign terror upon the land. When you're the daughter of a person in the highest power, you need to look your best and Tikal delivers perfectly. That's why she's #6. Number #1, #2, #3, #4, #5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Mina Mongoose from the Sonic Archie comics. How could you go wrong with a girl that looks like this? She can run nearly as fast as Sonic and she went from being a Freedom Fighter to being a popstar singer. Next to Princess Sally she looks more humanoid than the other characters. Who could top someone who has long (some French word I don't know) hair? This female standing at number 4: Blaze the Cat. One word: Pyrokinesis. How would you like to have that superpower? I mean Blaze could play around in the Himalayas for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a Native American. I really like the fact that her love interest is the telekinetic hedgehog Silver. The combination of mind-moving and fire superpowers make these two a reliable couple. But what really lands Blaze in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females. Next up is #3. What's better than having a female with cascading quills? How about a female with cascading quills and hair? Julie-Su the Echidna, another Archie comic exclusive has that feature. She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a freedom fighter, and even trained Amy once. She's also the girl of Knuckles' dreams. Heh, lucky him. Her older self in the series Mobius: X Years Later is just downright hot! Just look at that long ponytail! Now we're talkin'! 1, 2, button my shoe! Princess Sally Acorn. There's a lot to say about this character. She's the heir to the throne, Sonic's first official romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave and athletic, the most humanoid character, and is like a mother to Tails. In the TV show, Sonic SatAM, one Freedom Fighter, the cowardly Antoine constantly tries to woo Sally, but doesn't succeed because... he's a coward! The Princess is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent love interest, although there were a couple of times when she really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in the comics, that is. But overall, Sally Acorn really stands out amongst the slew of females not just because she's Sonic's first official love interest, or because she's the only one who didn't wear clothes, but because in the comics, she grew very long hair, and married Sonic in the future, becoming the Queen. So, you've seen a pyrokinetic Cat, a swallow, two gorgeous echidnas, and even a princess! Who could possibly top those kinds of females? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Rouge the Bat. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles, and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she's only interested in one object set; jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rouge's cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape via strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Rouge the Bat triumph over all of the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud. There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Sonic universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later.

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HERE WE GO!

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[@LegoGuyChris]

Guptil, our savior

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U r a legend

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@@Boysleit’s on the unlisted video’s comments lol

[@BillehBawb]

This is a perfect homage to the Hottest Sonic Characters video

[@nik_senpai]

Yes

[@IcyDiamond]

Yep lol

[@maxzastrow7169]

Except I made it first.

[@astropgn]

I remember when he was making daily livestreams and he watched it for the first time. He laughed so hard!! I love that it seeded this idea on his head

[@gnussyflarkin]

This list is terrible. Everyone knows Waluigi is the hottest princess.

[@twonghowai]

Reason why rabbid peach is 1st: - has two very large ears - has two very large round earrings - is a gorgeous blonde - more beautiful than the fruit she's named after If only we could see her take wing

[@Dan_Brandybuck]

-is the size of an average Rabbid mother

[@drdrai7479]

If only we could see her take wing!

[@johnnypowers2489]

too bad she isnt the size of the average human mother

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[@morningowl43]

Instead of having one love interest she has two! Mario and Rabbid Mario

[@Jeorin]

Can you imagine if someone had never watched Dunkey before and this was their first video?

[@leto_atreusII]

@@TheEvilCheesecake LOOOOOL!

[@zwabTheRealOne]

This is me. I'm very confused. Thanks KZbin recommendation algorithm.

[@adoo8505]

thats why im scared to send it to my friends lol

[@FirstnameLastname-hv3rm]

This is my first video

[@pedromariaandrade6964]

What have I stumbled upon

[@CMinionTV]

I have to detract points for this being more than 480p

[@POLARSCARETHESOLDIER]

We all laugh at this but at some point dunkey had to look up all this fan art, all for a bit

[@CDRW24]

Lady Boo NSFW is among the first images you find when Googling her, so he had to of seen that when getting an image.

[@2010ngojo]

Like it wasn't in his personal collection already. He had a harder time choosing which art he wanted in the vid.

[@wombatpandaa9774]

It wasn't a bit

[@josephpeguero9955]

Heh, Lucky him

[@babytricep437]

@@CDRW24 regret, I regret

[@noone8785]

The beauty of Dunkey is that this isn't even an April Fool's video. It's just a normal Dunkey video

[@ianrussell4217]

underrated reply

[@akelly9528]

This came out on April 2nd in EU

[@topsdaily_productions]

@@akelly9528 yep

[@deezeed.6324]

This was only 4 minutes but felt like hours.

[@hakunanamata]

Means boring?

[@94JAVS]

Lmao I was wanting it to end from minute 10

[@deezeed.6324]

@@hakunanamata No, just grueling but still funny

[@deezeed.6324]

@@94JAVS The ride never ends.

[@MadDoofer]

Looking at hot females has that effect

[@hchich2528]

Mans really kept in the whole “If only we could see her take wing” bit LMAO

[@Scroolewse]

that's easily the best part of the original

[@alexloeher8628]

Him repeating it the second time on the rabbit character had me rolling

[@TuffleGang]

Man, I feel the pain Dunkey experienced while trying to record himself reading the script

[@jeremiahszabo823]

@Sanjib Naik man those chicks are nothing compared to number one

[@leviathanfromskullgirls]

@Sanjib Naik link's broken please fix thanks bye

[@tdel-ws5vk]

FOUND YA LENNY

[@Im_just_tiredd]

YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT LENNAYYYY

[@Sanctifires]

lmao idk how he did it, I'd be unable to keep it straight

[@AS-lg4yf]

“Harriet? More like, I want to marry it.” You got me Dunkey. You got me.

[@dud621]

I thought he was going with "I want to bury my face in it"

[@pietr7584]

I was totally expecting it to do "Harriet? More like I want to burry it."

[@UneditedChildbirth]

Oh and stop making me misspell "bury" wtf

[@nicktyler8139]

Harriet more like kill me

[@PMSeymour]

This video dealt physical and psychological damage

[@fish914]

the worst part is how on-tone it is the the original video.

[@anna4aa570]

the trash gremlin who creates the tumblr content is here????

[@anna4aa570]

peymour meymour seymour?

[@deadfr0g]

The physical damage is when you realize you’ve been hitting yourself.

[@fumioshiraki679]

Even though I cringed throughout this video I still watched the whole thing and liked it

[@danieldelavega7605]

Dunkey is unironically one of the great satirists of our time.

[@formerlypie8781]

Is it satire to just repeat word for word what someone else says?

[@lunchtiem]

@@formerlypie8781 ?

[@chilln0648]

@@formerlypie8781 Yes, yes it is

[@Spencisms]

@@formerlypie8781 jokes on you. Dunkey doesn't mention grabbing a glass of orange juice

[@blitheringape5321]

yeah this isn`t a good example of that tho

[@Unknownz000]

I feel bad for the people who have no context they're probably so confused lmao

[@tecanec9729]

Nah, it's still very enjoyable.

[@genericname2747]

THERE'S CONTEXT?

[@CallMeToasted08]

@@genericname2747 Yeah. This is actually a joke remake of another video called “Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Characters” that was made a while ago. Look it up when you got the time

[@genericname2747]

@@CallMeToasted08 The internet is full of strange things

[@kaiser9321]

There might be a clip of dunkey reacting to “top 10 hottest female sonic characters”, I think that might have been the inspiration for this video

[@dannybordjadze9731]

Dunkeys search history is gonna be pretty weird after this one

[@messey12]

This video has been brought to you by NordVPN

[@emerykj1830]

All the deviantart stops were pulled out for this one

[@SelwynCoy]

Unfortunately, neither are my KZbin recommended videos

[@TurtleChad1]

A Turtle will have to destroy this history from existence

[@98sucoo]

Rosalina is the size of a human mother and you put her in ninth place... Never trust Dunkey again.

[@darksoulnbk]

thats why i dont come here to hear opinions because dunkey is a bad critic, he is nitpicking and biased i win bye bye shut the channel off

[@memj7202]

We do a minuscule amount of trolling.

[@lancestryker]

@@darksoulnbk lol get trolled Oh and btw THIS is the april fools vid

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

I hate this descriptor of size

[@Louganda]

What is song at 4:00

[@markdavejosol8085]

Now I understand why Princess Peach (Rabbid Version) is confident and beautiful.

[@MilkyWayGrump]

If only we could see her take wing

[@blanked8243]

@@MilkyWayGrump I am pround and ashamed to like this.

[@lonecom685]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." - Mario Mario

[@FirstNameLastName-jh4ir]

“These allegations are false.” -Luigi Mario

[@imafraidjumitebeinagang]

"I didn't put my pipe in her burrito." -Italian Plumber Midget

[@ChimeraMK]

"I committed tax fraud" -Green Dinosaur

[@ninesalive]

but he clearly left spaghetti stains on Daisy’s dress 🤣

[@LateNightHalo]

City Escape over Dunkey describing Mario as “hot” feels surreal in a way I can’t articulate

[@ThomasTheBullet]

Oh hey boss

[@lunchtiem]

Wtf does this say

[@MaxAttax123]

OH YEAH

[@SockEater4293]

Hello there late night, I did not expect to see you on the comments section of video game dunkey, although you can't exactly escape his presence once you found him. He is a lost treasure of shitposts and you are another type about being a non-toxic halo player. Oh my god, I have found the secret of the egyptian treasures, they were you two all along, genies in bottles that seemed like horribly outdated wine but was instead the sweat of genies in bottles for thousands of years. I have found that aliens look dumb and probably sound dumb too.

[@vacuousloki1648]

Yo, didn’t except you here

[@TheJohn9910]

Dunkey had to have search through tons of Mario fanart for this video. God knows what this man has seen

[@brotherbisquick]

The most disgusting Mario fan art is still less stomach churning than the most benign Sonic fan art.

[@seansean3659]

God knows what this man jacked it too

[@elonmusk731]

Dunkey's search history: "Mario and peach hot fanart xxx"

[@rocketsmall4547]

yea donky is just doing research. yeah yeah

[@chrissandoval1294]

Its actually from a weird sonic fan, dunkey just spun it mario lol

[@cerealexperimentsgrain]

the og video is so good that dunkey didn't even change the jokes

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

theyre both awful

[@madjack1748]

you're awful

[@droppedpineanimations6864]

“the size of an average human mother” is my new dating standard now

[@AustinPrice184]

you should look up guptill89

[@TurtleChad1]

A Turtle will also be using this line from now on.

[@garlicoww]

Hey guys so I am thinking about suicide, any advise?

[@AustinPrice184]

@@garlicoww watch more dunkey

[@crinsombone5380]

Are average human mothers 7 feet tall?

[@justanormalcat1839]

Best thing about this video is the amount of anime pictures Dunkey had to download to his computer.

[@cconnors]

Assuming he just didn't grab these from his collection.

[@nicke.8622]

Killer Queen

[@LofiM8705]

Thank you for this comment

[@Maskami]

i think you know in your heart of hearts that he already had those

[@stu729]

You know that landed him on some kind of Google/FBI Watchlist.

[@tinyclover3849]

him mentioning how daisy's part of the medium weight category in mario kart 8 and then immediately continuing had me dying

[@redstaria963]

@@paolosworld99 the way of the internet

[@lunchtiem]

@@redstaria963 um actually while he did say mariokart wii, the chart that he put on screen was, actually for mariokart 8 so your wrong and now your comment is invalid and your life is destroyed

[@randomduck8679]

@@lunchtiem Looks like Tinyclover was right all along. Too bad he killed himself before we found out the truth.

[@lunchtiem]

@@randomduck8679 such a shame... Truly

[@Star-ie8br]

And he did with Pauline's ability to flirt with any guy. It was so funny xD

[@tamedpassions9523]

the fact that someome actually drew all those pictures fills me with dread

[@slowsephbrostar3626]

God your pfp was made for this comment

[@gruma6581]

2:10

[@mangaprofilepicture5820]

@@gruma6581 she has two very large ears in that photo

[@PomadaGaming]

Animators are the bane of my existence

[@galarstar052]

i mean... Rosalina doe...

[@dallinlarsen7763]

"I don't have to explain anything. This is my list." - Schindler 1943

[@S0NICB00M77]

Lol

[@tfigmoney520]

10/10

[@leelo11474]

This is one of the first comments in so long that I genuinely laughed out loud reading. Thank you dallin, thank you.

[@jqa16]

Nein/Heil

[@NexusVerbal]

LMAOOOOOO

[@TheActMan]

My god, you fully committed to this. There's no going back now

[@vcstudios8757]

Acting male is correct

[@brettwilkins1061]

your videos are the fucking best

[@TwoBearsBBX]

Ayyyyy wassup act man !!

[@promc2890]

Omg its the acting male

[@tref3859]

The actor of men!

[@Uptomyknees]

"She is the size of an average human mother" is a 5 level chess move among a video full of 5 level chess moves

[@sappynumber1711]

Amongus

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Amongus

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Amogus

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Mamogus

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magungas

[@darby6588]

What’s ironic to me is that Roselina is definitely taller than an average human mother since she towers over everyone in Mario galaxy

[@VoidStuffer]

Kenta Motokura's macrophilia mommy gf.

[@sparkysuperstar]

NOW we’re talkin’!

[@bow8548]

"The size of an average human mother" We were all waiting for it.

[@Randomperson-ev7pe]

Gd player alert

[@bow8548]

@@Randomperson-ev7pe gotta have that badly cropped pfp

[@philithegamer8265]

@@bow8548 Dunkey must really like vore.

[@superiorserperior5937]

@@philithegamer8265 I don't get it.

[@philithegamer8265]

@@superiorserperior5937 Bruhh, WTF is that username?

[@grinkobaba9226]

Imagine dunkey just saying all of this straight faced to leah while not breaking eye contact

[@DPoddy]

"Look at me. I'm the degenerate now."

[@bungaleer4894]

just a regular thursday

[@TheKewlPerson]

Dunkey could've uploaded this any day and it wouldn't have changed anything

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo19]

BN

[@poudink5791]

Bathaniel Nandy

[@virtueisdead]

this is the most uncomfortable I have felt in a very long time. 10/10

[@thecianinator]

Wait till you see the original

[@SilverDarkin]

The fact that there was a script made for this is scary

[@lilyeebo]

its a direct parody

[@markielarkie6288]

Its a parody of channels like watchmojo and screen rant

[@p00facee79]

@@markielarkie6288 it is a parody of top ten hottest female sonic characters

[@theovanhurtere]

@@markielarkie6288 no

[@Kay-yu2zd]

parody of a vid he watched on stream

[@lilyanon5538]

“Yeah, I stopped listening to videogamedunkey after he ranked Rosalina at #9.”

[@stevenbobbybills]

Fair point.

[@StriderZessei]

I got upset, then I remembered it's April 1st. It's the only logical explanation.

[@JJGamezMC]

@@StriderZessei but didn’t he put rabbid peach at #1? I feel like this was a serious list.

[@ariDeMon7479]

fr, how does space mom not make at least top 3

[@boi6002]

Fr like what

[@Luigikid]

Sonic Music goes extremely well with the list lmao

[@golddigginboi2187]

That's because the list was originally based off of "top 10 hottest Sonic characters"

[@ermant7285]

@@golddigginboi2187 yeah lol

[@Charlie-hv3dh]

@@golddigginboi2187 for real, shit aged like wine!

[@TurtleChad1]

Sonic music is Turtle Approved after all

[@legochickenguy4938]

yeah it fits really well somehow

[@retiinas]

I love how nothing could top Guptill’s original, so it’s nearly a word for word translation into Mario

[@CacoPholey]

The delivery of "She isn't retired from being extremely hot" is amazing

[@maxbohnson1]

This is so uncomfortable. "The size of an average human mother" I lost it.

[@anchithacharya7836]

Saame

[@canoncoriell9105]

Guptill89 kekw

[@deulgi6819]

@Puinhoop yeah true the sonic one yeah? LOL

[@linkous101]

Go look up guptil

[@TheGalacksy]

It's even funnier when you know Rosalina is over 7ft tall

[@zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232]

I think he had to record this while Lea wasn't at home.

[@zombiefacesupreme]

She was definitely covering his eyes the entire time he was recording.

[@Crazyywrap]

@@zombiefacesupreme no he had his blindfold on

[@mmmsalad5633]

His little brother was narrating.

[@Benassiesto]

“If only we could see her take wing” kills me

[@WrathClub]

When Guptill Studios sold D3 Entertainment to Walt Dunkey I was afraid they would turn the Top 10 Females franchise into a cynical cash grab. Glad to see my fears were unfounded!

[@bogiewoods3037]

I hope this be Lyle

[@drinklisterine8479]

Just admit you wanted to see peach take wing

[@Exventory]

Godspeed Lyle

[@Ducks4lif3]

I hear walt dunkey still smokes bones on the polar express but hides it from the cameras to keep a friendly image for the kids kind of suspicious dot dot dot

[@masterxl97]

How dare you just waddle in here like you still use this channel!

[@jasonhenriques4465]

“Note to self don”t let dunkey borrow your copy of super Mario world” -Gex

[@houndcake1]

@Lakshmi Durga I don’t remember that Gex quote

[@notmyfullname598]

@Lakshmi Durga bruuuuuuuuuh you just posted criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

@Lakshmi Durga -gex

[@cloudshifter]

That reminds me of that time we saw "10 hottest Sonic chicks" at Dunkey house. - Gex

[@asylumskp4391]

Can confirm. Got it back with some vanilla ice cream or something spilled on it

[@Graeylyn]

“She is the size of an average human mother” God if there’s a line I hate it’s absolutely that one.

[@imafraidjumitebeinagang]

*love

[@aaa34953]

you should definitely check out the original video if you haven't already

[@Jenk_A]

Can you give a link

[@bradleycope120]

Replying so I see the link :)

[@epicninja3]

Need link too

[@wrydayisavailable]

A decade later and Guptil89 still lives in the hearts of the funny people

[@Berd]

wrong. he forgot about glover

[@danielliao265]

Forgot about knack too

[@davidg6861]

BEEERRRDDDDDD

[@thelolmaster626]

Exactly, it's simply factually incorrect

[@theharvardyard2356]

Have you seen what he can do with those fingers? Mama Mia indeed!

[@BLK_MN]

Let’s not forget hottest “chick” of all... CAPTAIN FALCON

[@cynicalstickfigure4065]

I've never been more uncomfortable. This video has a little something for everyone.

[@erik_gerhard]

12 out of 10

[@Cubed311]

A little something for everyone, except for gay people

[@lucinev]

@@Cubed311 I mean, lesbians exist

[@Cubed311]

@@lucinev I retract my previous statement

[@premiumvoy]

HONK ❤️ (yes)

[@hand281]

Dunkey is one of the few youtubers that aren't doing a april fool joke, thank god

[@oop2805]

whos going to tell them that this is an april fools joke

[@mboz_2108]

@@oop2805 Uh, are you a little slow up in the brain, bud? The Dunkey Nation's been waiting for this video since Jason first teased it in 2009. It's not a joke. -_-

[@natefoldan]

@@oop2805 bro watch ⌚ it again this is the most serious video he ever put out

[@oop2805]

I am extremely sorry for assuming this was an april fools joke. I should honestly feel ashamed and I own both the original commenter and dunkey an apology.

[@saeedbasheer5275]

@@oop2805 Ya you better. Now bow down and praise Dunkey.

[@mahamann7734]

This is gonna start a huge drama

[@AidanMations]

Hello Dunkey! I am love your videos! Much love from glorious Azerbaijan!

[@golddigginboi2187]

Well he did watch the "top 10 hottest Sonic girls"video. When making the sequel, he needed commitment on a whole nother level

[@MrKhaz101]

it's a direct reference to a really old video called "top 10 hottest female sonic characters"

[@sunnydtgm5414]

If only we could see them take wing.

[@MrREAPERsz]

He don't have to explain anything, this his list

[@dylanjhmorgan]

@@professionalcatgirl8592 um we know thanks

[@TravisPlushProductions]

The three beautiful arches of hair

[@peggy_book5710]

Vs chad six big very smooth spheres of hair

[@wengmunchi7056]

Travy

[@benweaver9151]

😩💦

[@Zarnirox]

If only we could see them take wing.

[@zebraaapje3320]

What’s better then quills and a giant ponytail?

[@Sleb_theman]

I just realized that dunker’s attempt at a April fools video, was just a regular video for him

[@ichangedthename]

Yeah this is his regular bread and butter

[@cornelllevi1]

@@ichangedthename His spaghetti and meatballs, if you will

[@masondicroce917]

Didn't even realize this was meant as an April fool's video

[@Superdan4290]

@@cornelllevi1 his big bean and burritos, if you insist

[@servantofgod8920]

"let's just say I have a really cool photo of her" gets me every time lol.

[@firedude339]

for those that don't know, this is a parody of a 100 percent serious, unironic video from like 10 years ago called "Top 10 Hottest Sonic Characters". The original video has since been deleted, but there's several reuploads.

[@LMNtaLXicon]

Oh, *noooooo*

[@evanwilliams32]

Oh yeahhhhhhhh

[@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind]

April's fools... 🤦‍♂️

[@TheNathvar]

it definitely gave me early 2010s vibes

[@myladygrim]

That explains the Sonic Adventure music...

[@francesg9516]

rosalina: size of a human mother also rosalina: 7 feet tall

[@FelipeJaquez]

Her beautiful arcs of hair

[@Veralos]

What, your mother isn't 7 feet tall?

[@Dr.Awesome126]

This is basically his best portrayal of being in Deviantart

[@CateGhost666]

i feel like watching this took a decade off of my lifespan thank you dunkey

[@MolternK]

"Harriet, more like I want to marry it" was actually really good

[@endritiger]

""Harriet, I want to hit it" would have been better" - Gex

[@powerfulech0356]

I thought he said “more like I want to bury it”

[@FatherTime89]

The fact that Dunkey can say all this without disowning himself is impressive.

[@gagemonster555]

Not sure what you mean since this is literally just a normal donkey video

[@Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr]

GHGg

[@Vonias]

What a price to pay

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

someone would have to pay me proper to say this. luckily, dunkey gets ad money so its fine.

[@PS5Chan360]

Disowning?

[@misterrhombus]

You even kept the “She’s the size of an average mother” line.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Thank God! 😂

[@cob7348]

Wait, kept from what?

[@dafaputra3564]

@@cob7348 from 10 hottest sonic character lol. Dunkey watch it when streaming

[@PSVitaat2am]

And we are thankful for that

[@manuelsputnik]

guptill was ahead of his time xD

[@lifeisoverated81]

This was a PERFECT parody of that 1 "hottest Sonic female characters" video you reviewed awhile back. Hilarious 😂

[@vicenriquez8835]

"The size of an average human mother." This is now how i choose my women

[@HandledToaster2]

What a disturbing MILF synonym

[@dominicwilson9927]

As opposed to non human

[@pinoyinahalf]

"and she is the size of an average human mother." hell yeah she is

[@Ermac43]

I’m proud of Dunkey for getting through recording this whole video without laughing.

[@cobaltstar_8281]

Why would he be laughing? This is *his* list.

[@HelixJuice]

That’s why editing exists

[@theherooffire007]

Probably cut a few of them lols out. Lol.

[@mraltoid19]

Your use of Crash Bandicoot music in this video was freaking brilliant.

[@zeroxwolfx]

You missed the part where he says, "now grab your orange juice and here we gooooooo!!!" 0/10

[@JustChadC]

*shudders*

[@Omar_E11]

As lovely of a tribute as this is, I felt like Dunk leaving that out was a missed opportunity. Especially keeping in mind he literally got up and brought a snack and orange juice when he first watched the original video on stream.

[@plush5247]

“She has the key to city hall and my heart” I died

[@buckygree3619]

the delivery of the line was so awkward its amazing

[@enigmat05]

That was smooth, ngl

[@chongo9734]

It’s actually scary how genuine he sounds

[@lookatmynose9788]

That's the point

[@jordankasaur7340]

Knowing where the "inspiration" came from makes this 10 tens better.

[@Philosgamestation]

I think I know but I'm not sure, was it the NB top 10

[@StrawberryShartCak3]

@@Philosgamestation The Guptill89 Valentine's Day special, Top 10 Female Sonic Characters list.

[@ThatOneVideoGamer]

Ha - What a Price To Pay!

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

We're waiting for your list next.

[@aymanaboufarise4346]

Hey there!

[@TinyBlurryMan]

Finally, a man of culture Also love your vids!

[@roboturtle1429]

Don't think we forgotten about your domestic abuse to ted

[@IcyDiamond]

What do you mean by a price to pay?

[@CircleToonsHD]

GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW ABOUT THAT VIDEO HAHAHAHA

[@bizanagi5378]

My favorte is numero ocho

[@InsecureImp]

can you make video like this

[@InsertHandleHereYo]

Hello CircleToonHD what's your hottest Mario character's!?

[@vuhkaisu]

”She has two very large *ears*”

[@SrNibb]

Nah fam

[@danielholtzman2582]

Love those WMM transitions. Also, "silky pink fur" is the creepiest line in the video.

[@vejolta]

The size of an average human mother. The best line guptil ever made

[@MrJUselle]

I don't get it pls explain

[@chanimbo]

@@MrJUselle guptil is the dude that made the original video that Dunkey is parodying, about the top ten hottest sonic characters

[@Thatonedude917]

I love everything about that video

[@helloagainperson]

Taken from us too soon. Rest In peace Guptil

[@McGillicuddy849]

"Size of an average human mother" "If only we could see her take wing" Epic callbacks

[@aus1364]

Don’t forget about hot chick heaven

[@zachopath]

The whole video is a fucking callback

[@alexrogers777]

anybody got links to the references?

[@McGillicuddy849]

@@aus1364 Ah, almost forgot!

[@zachopath]

@@alexrogers777 Dunkey gave you a channel reference at the very end of this video with his outro card

[@MediaPromedia]

Now picture Dunkey trying to read his script with a straight face

[@veermistartmkwinstagramvee7067]

He read it with heart eyes

[@TSfish94]

This video is infinitely funnier if you’ve seen his reaction to the sonic list

[@chikenmorris7170]

“With an unparalleled sense of style, and two very large... ears”

[@smokerdoge]

*pony tails

[@pastykake897]

There's very little to no pause. The setup is visual and the subversion is in his enunciation.

[@Greenbem]

I picture Leah just staring intensely at Jason while he recorded the whole video

[@aerodblade1601]

I mean Leah's cool and all but is she the size of an average human mother? That's what's i thought.

[@vapingfury4460]

@@aerodblade1601 If only we could see her take wing 😞

[@-Timur1214]

JasonLookingAtYou

[@BigYosh]

Hey my name is Micah too

[@solaris_knight99]

@@vapingfury4460 me too, or possibly play around in The Himalayas for hours

[@swissidol8403]

The complete desperation in his voice every time he says the “take wing” line always throws me into a fit of laughter.

[@Levyathyn]

Rosalina so lost. You lost me Dr Donkey. You lost me. You had such a good streak of good videos, but even thought you built off of such a great list to make this parody, you blew it. You made the same mistake-- Wait Daisy at #3? DAISY'S 3??!?! HELL YEAH WE'RE BACK BOYS WE'RE BACK IN LET'S GOOOO

[@Merumya]

"Super Mario princesses have a little bit of something for everyone." - rule34 artists

this is almost a direct quote from the sonic video dunkey is parodying here

[@TornaderX]

IGN 8.5 (another reference)

[@RealTallestSkil]

10/10, it really makes you feel like you have crippling depression and self esteem issues.

[@johnclever8813]

“IF ONLY WE COULD SEE HER TAKE WING!”

[@sadpancakes6075]

I’m glad some people are understanding the references

[@MusicRainfield]

Apply bottom rudder

[@eskitv1509]

lmao i love it

[@Mr.Rotmound]

Can’t wait for the top best sonic female characters

[@osvaldocarrillo9053]

Now this is worth it just for the Mario impression alone.

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

That already exists in the form of guptail89’s Sonic video, which is literally what this video is referencing.

[@luigigaming4686]

Number 8: Robotnik

[@clanofclams2720]

@@Pleasestoptalkingthanks oh good, so you get the joke

[@golddigginboi2187]

@@luigigaming4686 number 7: eggman nega

[@mkale1749]

2:01 I didn’t know resident evil 8 was in this

[@KIPMUS]

“Yeah I stopped listening to Dunkey after he put Madame Brood at number 7”

[@Nobody134]

I agree, she shoulda been way higher