[Vinesauce] Joel - CyberJudas ( Part 1 )

Joel revisits nuking Norway in the sequel to Shadow President.
Date streamed: 24 Sep , 2016
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[@MetalheadVonTexas]

> "One nuke won't do anything" > Kills 37 million people

[@timothymcchickenburger4385]

that's like 2 people

[@Ohflipsnap]

@@timothymcchickenburger4385 "The death of like 2 people is a tragedy. The death of 37 million people is a statistic." -Joseph Stalin, probably.

[@tawmifm]

>overthrows government of country >proceeds to attempt assassination of the leader you put in place Good job, jor-el.

[@jamescarrotcsl8]

>causes nuclear war

[@DStecks]

In the biz, we call that the Noriega Special

[@pugnome]

Historically accurate representation of US Diplomacy during the cold war

[@harangerish7588]

Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and the worst of all, Dr. President Pepper.

[@ZeroTwo219]

Harry Tapscott Napoleon wasn't bad

[@PizzaHutAsuka]

President Dr President Pepper*

[@boiledheadcrab1678]

Harangerish He was a horrible doctor and even worse president.

[@bobbirdsong6825]

Harry Tapscott In terms of conquerers, he isn’t really that bad. It’s not like he enslaved the Brits or something.

[@yetanothercat5452]

"I'm gonna reserve the cyberjudas for another stream" *never does another stream*

[@lunaticzeroone]

"part 1"

[@zenothemeano4381]

I mean to be fair, Freedom Cheeseburger Man probably died from all the radiation and couldn't finish what he started.

[@doughnutboy9326]

[[ B A D I D E A ]] "WATCH YOUR BACK..."

[@marcomccormack2430]

this is how the fallout series started, Joel becoming president

[@Ohflipsnap]

I'm calling it canon with Fallout lore in general. It's batshit insane enough to fit in with the continuity.

[@corsojames]

​@@Ohflipsnap Fuck Freedom Cheeseburger Man won the US presidency and caused the Great Nuclear War. It all makes sense

[@ertrick3693]

How the hell is it that after Joel launched an invasion against Norway and nuked the shit out of it, they still considered the US their ally? That's some pure zen shit, right there.

[@northuniverse]

they were friendly nukes

[@JaxxoonR]

It was just a *big*. *Joke*.

[@AirRice]

- Nukes China - Marches into Canada - World is fucked This Fallout prequel looks brilliant

[@wewlad4717]

MAAAAAAAAYYYYYBBEEEEEEE

[@etharchildres3976]

@@wewlad4717 YOU’LL THINK OF MEEEEEEeeeee

[@gram.]

It was just a prank, bro

[@relieved860]

​@@etharchildres3976 when yoooouuuuuuu'rrreee with sooooomeoooone neewww

[@bene.4019]

>Quality over quantity > Deploys 1,000,000 troops

[@tinkyleaf]

you firicken frick

[@ryan-tt6ft]

That wasn't 3,000 dead, it as 3,000 thousands, or 3 million dead

[@EddieBurke]

Dbz is shit

[@ryan-tt6ft]

Eddie Burke When did I give a shit about your opinion?

[@punch3322]

JoJo is better you normie pleb

[@2-d857]

Jojo is like a ghost pokemon...and I love it.

[@punch3322]

2 -D How? I'm not really familiar with pokemon at all.

[@gravuun5753]

Eleven days Joel was impeached and thrown out of office In eleven days

[@CircusQueen8]

After Freedom Cheeseburger man got reelected he then immediately started war with norway

[@northuniverse]

he knew what the people wanted

[@royatoy5769]

He knows how to please everyone including every country in the world

[@internetuser1227]

save the bees

[@fezber8713]

Dr Pepper is actually the son of Freedom Cheezburger Man. He became president after being a brain surgeon for 20 years to fulfill his father's ambitions.

[@powderpuffarpeggio3968]

DEEPEST LORE

[@thedebug3866]

CyberJudas has such a more intensive atmosphere. So eerie.

[@freddiegardner4776]

it's fine 934 MILLION PEOPLE ARE DEAD JOEL

[@davidhubbard8353]

HummusLord1337 Millions more if you take into account of radiation. There was one time I nuked a country in CyberJudas and there was only one person left in the entire country. Can't remember what country but it was pretty funny.

[@Bullyhunter1683]

"I didn't do anything!" Says Joel after starting a coup d'etat.

[@goopy79]

war ... war never changes

[@stormdx2530]

joel... joel never changes.

[@supermansuperman3047]

War never changes: America will always send 5000 nukes to Norway with Joel as President. The universe will always be broken when Joel shits, Joel will always get dunked by Sans.

[@alexandercoffer7598]

+Superman Superman 5000? More like 8770

[@wewlad4717]

War never changes. In 1993, Joel would be nuked by China. In response, Joel would send 10,000,000 nuked to China. And the. He would invade Canada.

[@user-tf2vd8kx2d]

Alt-Right Anon don't nuke canada pls we will give you free poutine

[@Ghost8919]

preforms a coup de tat in China. attempts to assassinate leader.

[@bigpooter9771]

The Almighty Demoham shut up, bitch

[@pandorasangel2747]

@@YannYann12345 and people wonder why alot of people dont want to try to learn a new language...

[@ValeenP]

1:01:10 "It's fine..." One eight of the world population just died lol

[@DetectiveNyx]

It's 1993, when there were 6 billion. It's around 1/7th.

[@lakey1237]

57:58 Joel stating why he should be a good president, then seconds later: “Can I nuke myself?”

[@HeavyGuyFP]

37 million dead. "That was like two people."

[@ghostcoffee1099]

Coronavirus news in a nutshell

[@backupaccount1842]

"i think trump's gonna win" joel the prediction MASTER

[@StarFoth]

Joel just bombed China and they sent him an angry letter saying "don't do that again, pls" and everyone just went back to their own business. Did anyone else notice that the quality of life rating went up after he did that by like 1.7%?

[@StarWarriorKirby]

1:01:08 You almost wiped out the entirety of China, the most populated country in the world.

[@dyhall]

For a Swede who claims to not be interested or knowledgeable in politics and such, Joel seems to have quite a good understanding of the American political system. A better understanding than many Americans.

[@Lumbearjackk]

1:02:43 'He just turned into a screen saver' that made me laugh so much XD

[@Mephaistus]

[[ BAD IDEA ]]

[@prop0042]

「BAD IDEA」

[@wolfcl0ck]

STAND USER: 「JOEL JOELISON」 STAND NAME: 「BAD IDEA」

[@dicerthejester5715]

Precision E Range A (trans continental) Development potential C Durability E Speed C Destructive power S (5000 fucking nukes)

[@diamondmetal3062]

Nun-uh. Uh-uh. Norway has to DIEEE!

[@metalgayrising3912]

This comment oddly reminded me of P!ATD's "New Perspective"

[@itsJojoCha]

A Joel a day keeps my inner demons at bay. By the way, no idea how I keep missing every stream at this point.

[@tertiaritus]

I never caught any of his streams but I watch him here and it brights even darkest of my days

[@carter5323]

He starts streaming at 11pm or 1am Sweden time. so in central time that would be 4pm or 7pm

[@clamoringrisotto]

Nuking Norway II - The Sequel

[@tertiaritus]

nuke harder

[@clamoringrisotto]

The Ennukening

[@ghostcoffee1099]

*Joel gets impeached for nuking Norway, will be on surveillance and FBI watch list forever* “Man watching porn is gonna be a pain”

[@V1VISECT6]

37 863k dead, that's 2 people.

[@PikaSamus]

I'd be a hell of a lot more secure if we were above 50% here

[@MetalDeeds]

Watch your back.

[@Ohflipsnap]

Executive order prepared! Are you still willing to commit?

[@sillymari01]

Worldwide you have very few friends left.

[@repubblesmcglonky8990]

*In a Ron Pearlman voice* "Joel...Joel never changes"

[@1Soniccool]

Joel should come back to Cyber Judas because he hasn’t played this in years

[@mr.timestamp1754]

Mass murder on youtube??? REPORTED!!!

[@t.b.cont.]

All in a day's work for a KZbin hero

[@gdfish3532]

got those youtube sheckels baybee!!! now I can mass flag all the videos on your channel!

[@onion599]

Mass murder? In MY youtube?

[@MadameTeqi]

It's more likely than you think.

[@badnickname]

+Vicente Velasquez -2,000 social life points!

[@svinjamaria]

so this is like the captain edgelord version of Shadow President

[@zZGzHD]

fuck kolechia

[@somepersonwhowatchesandhas5198]

Glory to Arstotzka.

[@greatmallard9318]

What are you Norwegian?

[@EpicWinNoob]

I love how russia and brazil were like "Don't worry Joel, well stop spying on you completely" and decreased practically all their espionage spending against the US

[@DariaGR]

bombs a country @ promotes human rights seems pretty realistic

[@Leetgrain]

_At_ promotes?

[@DariaGR]

Leetgrain "text @ text" stands for "advice" picture with aforementioned text

[@ProjectASkate]

Pretty much USA screaming human rights to the Philippines after bombing Syria

[@akkephalos]

16:20 I like how rapidly that became a legitimate evil maniacal laugh

[@xolborLOL]

im proud to say that brazil , my country IS FAVORED BY JOEL

[@davidhubbard8353]

>China has hit the U.S. mainland with a nuclear assault. Joel: Come on, stop doing that ): stop being so childish.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Joel: *nukes them back*

[@kendallsilver2607]

@@TheMamaluigi300 just a slap on the wrist :)

[@mrk45]

'When Norway sends its people, they're not sending their best...'

[@MiniArts159]

Joel should've had a cultural exchange with Japan. Finally get Jojo fucking released in the states.

[@diamondmetal3062]

You don't have JoJo down their?

[@MiniArts159]

Jamie Diamond Well, I'm specifically talking about the manga. I think that a little bit of Stardust Crusaders, and Phantom Blood has been brought over, but the copyright is preventing us from having a truly, Golden Experience. Although, we do have the Anime. Heck, we even have the games.

[@diamondmetal3062]

+Miniarts159 aww that fucking sucks.

[@meatmobile]

Not just jojo, there's SO MANY japan only things we need, too. like ramune or monster hunter frontier

[@diamondmetal3062]

Jack Shit Yeah, I don't think we have Monster Hunter Frontier up here in Canada either. I'm not sure what ramune is, but I'm almost certain we don't have that either.

[@tertiaritus]

JOEL U MESSING WITH NORWAY AGAIN JOEL

[@kapchonka5128]

Хе-хе)

[@tertiaritus]

Mafer эйй фэллоу рашан спикер) (translation for everyone else): SUKABLYAT

[@tertiaritus]

***** ого, нашего полку прибыло)

[@punch3322]

Рашн армия прибыла)

[@MiagolioMaxwell]

I just love watching Joel be president for a short time and somehow turn every country in the world against each other.

[@TakeNoShift]

21:09 "Reaction to the bomb, there is concern here" The bomb?... THE BOMB?!? THERE WAS 8,770 OF "THE BOMBS"

[@shivshankredemption5024]

Joel literally started the origin war for fallout.

[@easyperrin8326]

"Weakened from taking out Joel's two groups of ten Ninja Assassins, Mao Zedong fails in mortal combat against the Coup D'etat"

[@bedebao]

Ah, the good old confusion with commas for separating digits (are Americans the only one doing it?). That "one million" death count was actually ONE BILLION.

[@VintageLJ]

Most English speaking countries do it, (1,000,000 = One Million), (1,416.38 = One thousand, four hundred and sixteen, point-three-eight). Or, the older English way would be (1,000,000,000 = One Milliard), just for fun. That's how English schools teach it, and considering English is becoming the primary language of Science and also in Space Exploration, it's probably the way the whole world will be using it within a few decades.

[@NyanMango]

Ironically, the Canadian school I went to discouraged using commas to separate thousands /millions /billions (A.K.A millards)/ etc.

[@YannYann12345]

bedebao "the whole world will soon use it" meh, might be, but don't get cocky so soon, English might turn into using the other system purely because it's easier for other countries, or it might not change at all, with the quotation only being used in science and not in everyday life, OR people might just use it intertwiningly. I work in the chemical sector, we still write nothing every three digits and use commas to signify decimals bud.

[@falloutrains2641]

It's not a prank it was a SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.

[@angerygametime]

"3 thousand and 466 thousand dead"

[@sadjohnny6120]

that's not 3,466 that's 3,466,000, the k at the end means 1 thousand thousands or 1 million

[@mopspugcarlin]

9:11 made me laugh harder than anything else.

[@Underdose]

the time stamp or the terrorist attack?

[@mopspugcarlin]

Underdose Whichever

[@GateBro]

both

[@oblivionmad82]

I'm excited now

[@Kirbyofdeath]

+Jmr Animated triggered ohhh

[@T0rrente18]

YEAH, finally! I loved your playthrough of shadow president

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

Same! I was like: OH MAH GOD YESH when I saw this, just too bad that Shadow president was way better

[@davidhubbard8353]

Not true. CyberJudas is better. Sure it's unfinished because the director ditched the game, the remaining crew had to finish it for release. There is a lot of stuff in the game that didn't make it, look in the game files. Anyway, when you play CyberJudas, you start to like it more than Shadow President. Trust me, I did.

[@SSFhighcommandJOHN]

is there a finished fan version? Fallout 2 restoration pretty much finished Fallout 2.

[@davidhubbard8353]

+SSFhighcommandJOHN No, but that's something I've been trying to do. It's been incredibly hard to lift off the ground.

[@davidhubbard8353]

+SSFhighcommandJOHN CyberJudas was never a huge hit like shadow president. It was hardly known.

[@kiiwikiori7542]

Kim Jong Un-able to function

[@G8TORB01]

CyberJudas in my opinion is a hidden gem in PC. Its atmosphere and gameplay is top notch, although one bad thing is that navigating can be slightly difficult sometimes. I highly recommend you do CyberJudas Gambit. Its top notch.

[@IsmailofeRegime]

Even though this game has a uniquely foreboding atmosphere (for a geopolitical simulator anyway), it's basically the exact same thing as Shadow President with a worse GUI, so it isn't surprising Joel never did a second video since I doubt the CyberJudas game mode is particularly interesting.

[@Cherry-bq4oh]

Petition for Joel to play this again, Joel and political simulators is always a good combo

[@Aska2468]

Hey, Joel, I thought this was a game, not a prophecy of the future

[@Outlandishoutset]

Starts stream *Seven minutes in and Joel has declared war on Western Europe* "This is gonna be a good stream"

[@HEROoFTHEhorde147]

Fallout: Norway

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Nukes Norway. Laughs maniacally.

[@zenothemeano4381]

Well now with how things are going right now, Freedom cheeseburger man actually seems fairly competent in comparison.

[@squirtleawesome1064]

If this game is called CyberJudas Does that mean Joel is CyberJesus?

[@samharradence5689]

Squirtleawesome CyberJorgel

[@DannielGamingVideosandAviation]

>tries to sell weapons to canadian rebels >no canadian rebels >Fail.jpg

[@demo9750]

And thus, Joel never touched this game again.

[@MrMoofisAwesome]

I know. Rip.

[@Pillowtap]

Such a lust for Norwegian death.

[@Vogel901]

WHOOOOOOOOOO

[@U6kCtBuN]

hoot?

[@TheMamaluigi300]

17:34 Strangely enough, the nuclear explosion scene in this game seems far less graphic than in the first game

[@TakeNoShift]

If anyone was wondering, yes. Chips Bag translates to Chips pussi in Finnish... not Mega pussi, Chips pussi.

[@pungaking]

For the love of god, please release a tutorial on how to run this game properly in DOSBOX.

[@pandorasangel2747]

first thing I go to after the president election

[@diamondmetal3062]

Lol I just imagine Joel's forces entering Canada to negotiate with the rebels, only to find out that they don't exist, and sell the weapons to a moose in stead XD We're too chill to have rebels lol

[@squirtleawesome1064]

The moose rebellion will succeed! Viva la Moose!

[@diamondmetal3062]

+Squirtleawesome haha XD

[@BloodrealmX]

Joel can take over Quebec if he wants. I don't think any of the rest of us will mind if they suddenly all start speaking Swedish.

[@holysupercats609]

BloodrealmX they can have it if we get Alaska

[@voxlvalyx]

Holy fucking shit, a truly neutral political discussion on Twitch. I didn't think that was possible.

[@wyvern4588]

It's because no one really wants either in office.

[@MyNameisNick]

nah, donald is one of the best people to put in the office

[@wyvern4588]

My Name Is Nick The business side of it yes, he has some great and feasible ideas, building the wall around Mexico and other plans is what makes him extremely controversial. Clinton is a Joke and has no clue what she is doing.

[@MyNameisNick]

Wyvern it's not even a terrible idea though. there's a problem and he has a better way to fix it then most people can come up with

[@wyvern4588]

My Name Is Nick I just think of the riots that will happen because of it.

[@jacinath]

The return of 'Duke "Nuke 'Em"'. Quality streams, quality dreams

[@nrdesign1991]

Really enjoyed that one.

[@brendan9734]

Joel is at war with china, then gives china the entire US budget to use for nuclear weapons. Joel for president 2020

[@poopietrain]

I'm a KZbin Hero and i'm going to flag your ass Joel

[@poopietrain]

I'm the most unnecessary hero

[@thecheesycakke1587]

You should give Joel's video a NUCLEAR community guidelines strike

[@HappyFeller9918]

:^)

[@tinkyleaf]

the fuck are you talking about

[@kemosonicfan123lbp]

WATCH YOUR BACK

[@TheMilenio300]

What did Norway do to you? (appart from being cold as fuck amd having mountains basicly everywhere)

[@IkaMusume813]

Idk man have you even had sweedish fish? They taste amazing af.

[@karasiktheyoba9898]

Gamzee, why are you watching joel?

[@meriguan4749]

They call him ugly once

[@alexromine4229]

Norway used to be swedish, so he might be bitter

[@MDPToaster]

The Absolute Number One Norway continues to outdo Sweden at being Norway

[@ThaScarfman]

YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIIISSSSSSSS

[@Iamqjr]

53:06 JOEL PREDICTED IT! He was right.

[@matiasole3662]

as a norwegian I am TRIGGERD by this video

[@davidmaglioli7048]

not even 10 minutes in and we're already at war with Norway. Joel is best President.

[@SteigerHSV]

17:13 That true evil laugh xD

[@Krowah7]

One, Million, Troobs.

[@twitchsopamanxx]

#joelforpresident

[@bijeY2K]

Joel... Joel never changes...

[@seanquinn3034]

*supports a successful coup detat in China *then nukes the new government he supported

[@SuperMrMaximo]

Play "This is The Police." It's definitely up your alley,

[@IAmTheTacoLad]

Mao's bootleg kung-fu is too powerful for your assassins, Joel

[@brendan9734]

Mr. President, our mission was unsuccessful. Unfortunately, it appears that there are no rebels or large terror organizations in Canada.

[@NakedEndoskeleton]

The Race For The White House -> Shadow President The Political Machine 2016 -> CyberJudas

[@virus6891]

Donald Trump was surging through Joel this stream.

[@Kirbyofdeath]

better than hillary or it would've been the longest brb in vinesauce history

[@logoncal3001]

With hillary, she would be asking 9 million unnecessary questions related to human rights, equality and social democracy. While Trump would just ask "WHERE IS THE NUKE BUTTON?" and joel would respond "THIS IS THE NUKE BUTTON. YOU PRESS AND A COUNTRY GOES BOOM" with trump ending with "YES" They're like a couple perfectly made for each one

[@bigpooter9771]

Great stream Joel.

[@kemosonicfan123lbp]

I wish someone does a cyberjudas playthrough where they take over the entire world with the us, you prob have to be a pro at the game to do so

[@narklos1873]

I guess you could say there's NORWAY to escape Joel's wrath.

[@averyoriginalname1547]

*joel's dad walks in* Dad: JOBL?!!! JOBEL?! WAT IZ DIS ARE YOU INSTALLING BOUBS ON NORWAY?! JOBEL?! JOEL? Joel: end me

[@salokin3087]

Holy shit, only now people find out about this wonderful game?

[@jessep3079]

we need a nuking Norway compilation

[@stickcricketgod2235]

Can someone please tell me which game is better, if they're almost identical.

[@darkzircon8165]

The missiles are flying.

[@KiwiPoku]

3,466k isn't 3,466. the k stands for Kilo, which means thousand... so this means he killed 3,466,000 people with that strike. that's 64.44% of norway's entire population. damn.

[@ghostcoffee1099]

Holy fuck

[@PenguinMaster25]

Future level 5 KZbin hero here! ;)