[Vinesauce] Joel - Teardown ( Part 1 )

[@ZackofSpades]

Watching Joel with the safes was like watching someone try to tie their shoes and end up strangling themselves with the laces.

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

More like when you can't get a piece of fuzz off your skin.

[@yiff]

If he boofed it before, he absolutely hotboxed it after

[@theman13532]

@@yiff and if he didnt hotbox it or boof it he will coldball it, the most bad outcome of them all

[@TheMuzykant]

I liked how he went the extra mile to edit this part at 38:50

[@bigchungo6443]

It's like watching somebody travel the entire circumference of the earth going west to deliver a letter to their neighbor the lives 2 houses over to the east

[@ShatteringKatana]

"Joel, destroy this house by the pier and dump the safes." "I'll need a sledgehammer. And a truck. And a crane. And a forklift. And a dump truck. And another forklift. And some explosives."

[@vinesauceobscurities]

Joel is going to fry his brain the further he goes in the storyline.

[@DoraTheExploder]

This isn't fried already?

[@Snakee423]

If someone plays this Game, i highly recommend to disable motion Blur and set FPS to 60, or youll get super motion sick

[@Dead25m]

@@DoraTheExploder This is just baked

[@Lucatin]

Email: "Destroy old building so I can expand mall." Joel: reads Email Joel: is confused why he can't destroy mall Joel: is surprised he has to destroy old building Can't blame people for thinking this is a bit.

[@Mario583a]

Joel struggles with dumping safes: the movie.

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

The netflix adaption series nobody asked for.

[@vivinjazz733]

it's a game where you teardown that ᵖᵘˢˢⁱ ʰᵉʰʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉ

[@chaosvolt]

In this episode, the word "safe" removes all wrinkles from Uncle Jobel's brain.

[@mareksicinski3726]

why?

[@chaosvolt]

@@mareksicinski3726 Oh you'll see. SOON

[@Bammab127]

Literally can't pull a safe over pebbles, but tries to put it up into the back of a truck... The ocean was like 15ft away.... DRAG IT

[@tralphstreet]

Then he goes and grabs a crane to take the safe... to put it in the truck to drive it into the ocean.. JUST DROP IT WITH THE CRANE FFS.

[@theman13532]

@Gibbon yes

[@thelegalsystem]

joel truly suffers from streamer eyes sometimes

[@martinspp6066]

tiny eyes

[@vinicius1453]

*streamer brain, all of the time

[@Exobiologic]

Honestly I don't think he has eyes

[@flashlynx3234]

It's his tiny swedish eyes, he can only see things in blue and yellow

[@theman13532]

@@flashlynx3234 dont forget the miniature ikea in the corner of the brain along with meatballs and a ikea glass being randomly thought of

[@alphalax7747]

Joel's smooth brain is actually an advantage in terms of gameplay cuz you'll see him do, find and think of shit literally no one else does

[@Sasiskin7823]

Mr. Joel, tear down that wall!

[@jollytosty]

Yes mr. Regan

[@vooran]

*Vinesauce as a whole collapses and descends into madness*

[@Saikocide]

Ronald Joelgan

[@sucygin7803]

Reagan smash

[@SilverStar555]

According to KZbin's auto-game listing thing, the game being played is Minecraft I am glad to finally see a return to Minecraft Joel

[@gerbius]

this can actually be set manually by the uploader so its probably a dumb joke from joel haha

[@SilverStar555]

@@gerbius Probably lol

[@leetsUpr3m3]

it changed to teardown:(

[@doverboy1]

@@leetsUpr3m3 No

[@gman_7112]

Jorble playing the destruction game can only end well

[@Yamashiro-pai]

when joel does that last mission again i hope someone can convince him to destroy the cabin with the big boat so he can react to his PC exploding.

[@TheShadow7771]

"Surely the SECOND safe will be simpler than the firs- oh. oh no." - Me, a naive and innocent fool

[@Atrahasis7]

Its 2022 and still love that you dont have a face cam and no chat on screen. You are too good for this broken world.

[@HC-qc5rp]

That stuff is so trashy honestly

[@glenndeH]

Who would win? - one (aparently) fully functional and cognitively advanced Swede - 2 videogame saves

[@oofingberg]

imagine a shooter with the same level of destruction

[@kinnikuboneman]

@Mosquito that's not gonna happen

[@kinnikuboneman]

So Battlefield Bad Company

[@ConstructChannel]

joel you are the light of my life

[@Mario583a]

except he destroys all lighting in existence.

[@northuniverse]

Wholesome

[@Mick_92]

Gay

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

I like how he didn’t think to move the vehicles out of the way and instead let them pile up and wondered why the safe was so hard to retrieve. He should have also removed the stuff that was in the truck instead of allowing the safe to balance precariously on top in this very obviously physics-based game.

[@gunner9652]

This was a top tier stream, glad I caught it live

[@JasperHuskyFox]

13:28 ALWAYS gets me "Yies" *Smashes alarm clock to shut it up, makes it break thru floor* *JoelLaugh.mp3.wav* "Alright"

[@The_Zelda_Zone]

I like how you immediately go into a life of crime at the very first mission

[@Dylan-ph2iz]

Watching this actually hurts my brain, so many better ways joel could have done literally everything...

[@itryen7632]

I love the noice Joel made at 26:46

[@Eeevonn]

joel trying to get the safes in the water is like watching someone trying to put on socks while wearing gloves

[@kinnikuboneman]

It's not hard to put socks on with gloves

[@Eeevonn]

@@kinnikuboneman it’s not easy for everyone

[@MiisterShane]

The only thing this game misses is a structural weight limit. Last I played, a house could be held up by a single voxel of any material Kind of breaks the immersion Still a brilliant experience though

[@spagootnoodels4999]

Something like that does exist on certain smaller buildings and props, such as the watchtower outside Lee Chemicals. On a larger scale it was way too demanding on hardware so it was scrapped (for now)

[@Luvythicus]

I hope they add that too. I wanna say there's a mod that lets that kinda stuff happen, I think... Seen one where a big enough explosion would cause a chain reaction through the roof of a large building, and a huge chunk of it could collapse... So, that might be something to look into :D

[@MiisterShane]

@@spagootnoodels4999 Yeah, there's a metal pylon type structure outside HQ that flexes as the supports break, too. Can imagine it being rough doing a trillion weight calculations on top of everything else so that's fair enough.

[@MiisterShane]

@@Luvythicus Huh, didn't even think to check the mods for something like that

[@xianicarus8770]

The problem is that if you add weight into the equation, the number of calculations that need to occur multiplies dramatically. On a map-wide scale, that can get incredibly taxing. I'd still like to see it return, but as an optional mode since it would only run half-decently on top-end PCs.

[@boneor...7022]

2:40 Scythelord plays St Anger cover LOL

[@furiiii1]

got a little concerned when he started spraying that lambda

[@kronusaerospace8872]

I think this is the hardest I've ever laughed at a Joel Stream

[@TallTapper]

Joel finally plays the funny game

[@TheMuzykant]

33:20 to 42:04 Joel's safe saga

[@Povilaz]

Oh my God I missed the stream that Joel played my favorite game!

[@theoriginalskittle9252]

Damn this dragonfish guy is everywhere

[@viciousslayer]

A truly infuriating stream start holy shit

[@AlyCatVR]

I feel like all these Hardcore Fridays make Joel overcomplicate everything. The next thing you know he's going to shake a cow for butter

[@4rumani]

this is not a hardcore friday

[@ThZuao]

Joel dabbles in chaos. This is going to be magical.

[@BadKinty]

Been wondering if Joel would play this

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

"Try not to coom" 🐓

[@TheLazysketcher]

"Ooh! Explosives!" Hilarity ensues.

[@jackspedicy2711]

guys, the autoplay of the video is a perfect loop!!!! thats like 1 in a 1500 000 chance (for a 1h video)

[@zedra-]

53:00 imagine being able to play your own music to motivate yourself, 10/10 joey

[@danem2215]

Watching Joel struggle for 25 minutes to dump two safes and knock down a shack only to die immediately from bumping into explosives sent me into a hysterics

[@foo6975]

when the Joel uploads video on tube YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@peepance1799]

At least he can most likely still read a clock

[@rustydean772]

Laughed harder than I should at Gta SA mission passed

[@WindowsDevPro]

0:36 it's a rogue-lite

[@ZackofSpades]

Rogue-lite is a stupid term. Roguelike covers it just as well.

[@WindowsDevPro]

@@ZackofSpades it's a rogue-litelike

[@gamjam1581]

This proves joel is not forklift certified

[@ptrd4111]

Its episodes like this where you either love Joel and his "creative" thinking process or you hate him. That ending though had me fucking rolling

[@doc8094]

Someone should let Joel know about the workshop, great shit in there

[@MrChispa06]

We're in the beginning of probably the greatest serious since GTA IV.

[@Tenji140]

0:10 clip moment

[@luissantiago5163]

55:30 the timing on the song. Omfg so good

[@Dondlo46]

Watching Joel "figure out" stuff with his smol brain is the funniest thing ever

[@andreibaciu7518]

joel pulling out the brick by brick remix is definetly the best part

[@Rpground]

Joel vs Safe The safe won...

[@HoloCatHead]

This is more painful than having a ruptured spleen

[@rigorgrynn4469]

For a second I thought this was the game where your looking for fake furniture. This is cool too.

[@ChrisLeeW00]

20 Seconds in and we already got a new soundbyte.

[@biggestbirdd]

bro does this game immediately start hurting anyone else’s eyes

[@woldemunster9244]

What? Joel is a gubbe, right? He's younger than me and when i watch him, i feel younger.

[@eveandaedrul]

How old is he?

[@woldemunster9244]

@@eveandaedrul 30+? He sounds like some eldrich being so...

[@rambbler]

@@woldemunster9244 I think he's actually only in his late 20s. I think Joel used to smoke which explains the voice sounding older, but also there's the fact that he's a metal head which I'd imagine ravages the vocal cords as well.

[@nocanseegreen3845]

beautiful ending

[@johnv605]

part 2 is going to be slooooow and painful

[@knmc_1]

vinesause casually wasting propane

[@yukikofujiwara2144]

"They're talking in Swedish... But they're talking in a fake language." No need to repeat yourself, Joel.

[@highhat5229]

They Joel plays other games you'd this his brain would click with this one...

[@djmexicanodetx2195]

Joel!!

[@llortaton2834]

Joel : Plays game with low poly count KZbin : *MINECRAFT*

[@vinesauceobscurities]

I can't believe Joel finally played Minecraft again!

[@xSephironx]

joel playing runescape: What the hell??? How is this tutorial island a large open world? How are you going to fit all these players on this one tiny island???

[@mightykingbean]

Can someone explain the gubb grill part?

[@andrix7777]

jobel vinegar

[@MamaAki]

Locked door in a physics game based on destruction. "i need a key" No Joel... well, atleast you very quickly tried to break through the wall.

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

Putting in minimum thought then wondering why game sux

[@lars330]

that's the classic Joel move

[@leetsUpr3m3]

The joble syndrome

[@Dylyinyang]

chimp gaming

[@OldCouches]

jesus christ, joel made me want to rip out my own teeth during this stream

[@Twitch380]

Joel seems drunk this stream lolol

[@ddd7038]

13:11

[@kefling]

Joel, I doubt you'll see this, but I wanted to ask if you are going to sell any more CDs of Toxic Minds?

[@KikiMofo]

DIdnt they add a setting to turn off the alarm timers so its less like a timed speed runner game and more just a fun sandbox stealing and destruction game?

[@Mistercrapshoot]

I actually can't understand his thought process during that final mission. Like I'm sure its at least partially a bit but how much wasn't?

[@rustydean772]

Lol 18:13 Ed Edd N Eddy car horn :)

[@solsez]

13:05

[@Bing317]

M I NE C R A F T

[@32piroman]

the safe part was frustrating to watch

[@WindowsDevPro]

Lmao so many better tools to use all around him and when he does use them at the very end he won't move the entire truck out of the way.

[@budrowconye4928]

Game: minecraft

[@misateki]

wtf how this guy streamed over 4h of content in less than hour??

[@TheFlusteredCustard]

Someone explain gubb grill please

[@northuniverse]

Barbeque shoes

[@ulqinaku8471]

Still waiting for gta 4

[@bejczyreal]

I want a Sweden only stream where he only speaks swedish

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

You'll love the april fools streams then

[@sovietshoes952]

haha youtube thinks this is minecraft

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

yoootooob, dis isnt moine craaft

[@NC_Quantum]

KZbin be like Games : Minecraft

[@PumpedSmartass]

Sounds like you got a stroke at 31:11. Is anything all right?

[@bejczyreal]

Only true sweeds can understand the funny

[@artoodiitoo]

MEEGANÙT

[@northuniverse]

Windows teardown?

[@justtoletyahknow1]

..took him 7 minutes to get to the first mission. this actually hurts.

[@ivansimonov6076]

30:10

[@Twitch380]

lol YT thinks this is minecraft

[@kprojectskurt]

Minecraft

[@Unbuiltnut1257]

minecraft.