i hope it's an episode where Joel spends a fucking hour trying to crash a pick-up truck through a tower
@glenndeH2 жыл бұрын
I did not understand this comment when I started this video I do now Dear god...
@Glace_cakes2 жыл бұрын
Anyone have the time when he succeeds
@mow_cat2 жыл бұрын
@@Glace_cakes it alarms me they used "trying" instead of successing
@glenndeH2 жыл бұрын
@@Glace_cakes literally the end of the video xD
@SlyTreeRat2 жыл бұрын
I still don't understand what he was trying to do and probably never will even if morgan freeman tried to explain it to me.
@rune54162 жыл бұрын
May we pray Joel's brain will remain always smooth. For contents sake
@hornyducks40902 жыл бұрын
amen
@slipipipi79712 жыл бұрын
Amen
@herajoon46592 жыл бұрын
Amen
@yiff2 жыл бұрын
On one hand yes, but on the other hand I prefer when I don't need to skip half the vod
@beanoptodon2 жыл бұрын
@@yiff you skip half the vod?
@Luc4s92 жыл бұрын
55:32 Then this is no longer Vargskelethor *Uncut*
@freedustin2 жыл бұрын
Hasn't been for like 3 years man...DMCA sux.
@gigi12gigi122 жыл бұрын
Oh no, this joke hurts so much...
@CHRONOFIEND_2 жыл бұрын
9:35 “I didn’t notice the alarm was triggered by the fire.” 14:32 Aaand here we go again. Love this man.
@mikejpassfilms2 жыл бұрын
"Swedish man drives truck full of explosives through brick wall into river after 149 prior attempts. Full story at eleven."
@andrew_cunningham2 жыл бұрын
Incredible dedication to throw for 150 attempts just to get the victory music to synch up.
@ShatteringKatana2 жыл бұрын
"Local man sets house on fire, claims "fish did it" "
@SurmenianSoldier2 жыл бұрын
fish did*
@ShatteringKatana2 жыл бұрын
@@SurmenianSoldier The fish did*
@onurpro95142 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@vanlampham2557 Жыл бұрын
Man breaks into mansion to pee, makes a total mess out of the bathroom and hallway
@yukikofujiwara2144 Жыл бұрын
That's just a "Florida Man" article. Orlando or Westside Jax and nowhere else.
@SkeleTonHammer2 жыл бұрын
>Joel laughs at "make path with spray paint" That's literally what it's for, Jobel
@oofingberg2 жыл бұрын
You sure its not for marking your gangs territory?
@Povilaz2 жыл бұрын
@@oofingberg it's a multipurpose tool :)
@FranciumBoron9 ай бұрын
No, is for making pees joke.
@WDWatameVirus2 жыл бұрын
Joel pissing on the walls and the sink of that bathroom while talking on Swedish made me laugh so hard, love this game, will buy it on Steam's Christmas Sale definitely
@TallTapper2 жыл бұрын
i want to buy it too alongside Great Ace Attorney if that gets on sale, i bought BeamNG, Yakuza 0 and TABS in the Autumn one
@TalentedUser2 жыл бұрын
timestamp or it didn't happen
@Dariaosu2 жыл бұрын
@@TalentedUser 58:03
@Dariaosu2 жыл бұрын
Just be careful this game looks simple but it needs a strong pc
@EpicBoss-2 жыл бұрын
@@Dariaosu you could refund it if it couldnt run on your pc
@spacer72052 жыл бұрын
please be careful how you speak about Aldi and Lidl in public, Joel. you never know when the gangs are listening in
@stremixx71762 жыл бұрын
I seen some Mobilization in my local Aldi after joel's comment...
@quillclock2 жыл бұрын
ALDI GANG
@alphalax77472 жыл бұрын
In scandinavia there isnt the bloods and the crips its lidl and aldi
@unheiligg2 жыл бұрын
Lidl gang 😈
@pancakes86702 жыл бұрын
The only gangs on these streets are Fish Gang and Piss Gang
@obololegal2 жыл бұрын
Managed to catch this one live, watching Joel try to make an extremely steep and impractical ramp with the crane at 1 AM was an incredible experience, it made me want to donate Joel's brain to some scientific institution so they could analyze this man's twin braincells
@willowism2 жыл бұрын
great entertainer he is
@kedragold2 жыл бұрын
first joel stream I caught live 10/10
@LordEptar2 жыл бұрын
Finally caught a Joel stream live. He tried to make an extremely steep and impractical ramp with the crane for two hours before falling asleep on stream. Great entertainer, he is.
@danishpork92222 жыл бұрын
i love how Joel does not see the "fire alarm" in the top of the screen-
@JudasMugensson2 жыл бұрын
vargBlind moment
@ebnertra00042 жыл бұрын
He actually had the extinguisher in hand when the fire first started and just watched
@bigdawg3422 жыл бұрын
Love you Joel found you last year during dark times helped me a lot also teardown the best
@WDWatameVirus2 жыл бұрын
Can relate ❤
@2060-y9n2 жыл бұрын
joel is one of the best
@asher85872 жыл бұрын
Joelsome 100
@milkabutterfly2 жыл бұрын
Joel's laugh cures my depression
@bitterlemonboy2 жыл бұрын
lol dark times... you wouldn't live through actual difficult times if you think this is a difficult time.
@vinesauceobscurities2 жыл бұрын
For the love of god, someone upload Sprunk Moment II when Joel attempts to blast through the tower with the truck a billion times.
@KantiDono2 жыл бұрын
12:54 "See! That's all we need to do! I dunno why the fuck I complicated that!" _Jobel is learning!_ 29:14 "...I could, but I'll do it the complicated way because it's _cool"_ _Nevermind_
@alfo28042 жыл бұрын
For a gamer, IQ is like ping. You want it to stay low.
@MrSkerpentine2 жыл бұрын
I love how it took him like 20+ minutes to realize/remember he has a fire extinguisher
@polunu2 жыл бұрын
between that, and the gilfs getting gutpunched, I'm dying here
@creeperhunterD2 жыл бұрын
@@polunu Gilf? Gamer In Love Fetish?
@meramek56232 жыл бұрын
Teardown implies the existence of FixUp
@freedustin2 жыл бұрын
No, it doesn't.
@TheLateLordKardok2 жыл бұрын
@@freedustin Bet you're fun at parties.
@freedustin2 жыл бұрын
@@TheLateLordKardok parties are fucking lame.
@ashleyking88512 жыл бұрын
Watch the video in reverse and you have Joel doing charitable repairs 😇
@NarrowZYX2 жыл бұрын
@@freedustin friends are fucking lame
@SeadogDriftwood2 жыл бұрын
I can hardly wait for Joel to download the "Everything Explosive" mod. Let's just say it lives up to its name.
@vinesauceobscurities2 жыл бұрын
Or the "Voxels have Feelings Too" mod. Just go inside a container full of stuff, smash its contents with the sledgehammer, and watch the show.
@quillclock2 жыл бұрын
"ah yes planning ahead what I am best known for" best quote to sup up this series
@TheMuzykant2 жыл бұрын
2:03:30 Joel has a rather explosive plan 2:13:10 Joel unloads explosives from the truck 2:13:42 From here to the end, Joel has a plan to execute to end this mission
@MadirexX2 жыл бұрын
At 1:06:30 i was like "Joel, you're so dumb, you have to dump the car in the water, not completely break it... Now you're left with just a frame" AND THEN HE TOOK THE FUCKING CAR FRAME AND THREW IT INTO THE WATER
@ping75312 жыл бұрын
Funny enough at that point of the game you don't have planks or cables to drag the car around so turning it into a frame to lighten it is perfectly viable.
@originalcomment48182 жыл бұрын
joel's amount of braincells is so deep in the negatives that it turns into positives
@Bumpercat862 жыл бұрын
When Joel explains his plans he sounds like an old cartoon character trying to explain something.
@glenndeH2 жыл бұрын
Ah, only Joel could try to blowtorch into a wooden house
@gigi12gigi122 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I could play back the stream before it got deleted, the ~2 hour suffering bit that got cut out was great for a masochist like me
@demonindenim Жыл бұрын
it still exists :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3Srf3qvf6yqiNE
@sunbeames18472 жыл бұрын
I like how the end devolves into a mug moment.
@Povilaz2 жыл бұрын
Wait, when the fuck did Joel start streaming Teardown?! I fucking love this game and I missed the goddamn streams?!
@vitzel332 жыл бұрын
13th of December
@asher85872 жыл бұрын
Guck
@verkhvo2 жыл бұрын
Guck
@quillclock2 жыл бұрын
same although it is pain watching him play. i had to do a few missions to ease my tension.
@jacobh1234919 күн бұрын
Ya, I just found out that he played it, and am just watching him play it now. I've watched a lot of other youtubers play it, and love watching youtubers play it
@peepperson4442 жыл бұрын
good to see Joel on that sigma craneset
@Vok2502 жыл бұрын
Chat must have been having an aneurysm during this stream.
@Mario583a2 жыл бұрын
2:02:33 Joel over complicates simple tasks: the movie: the experience: VR POV: the libe
@fourthknower98312 жыл бұрын
2:10:10 Top Gear moment
@bigdawg3422 жыл бұрын
🐟FISH GANG!!
@thelegalsystem2 жыл бұрын
2:03:12 Joel comes upon a red strand of fate
@explodingzam45232 жыл бұрын
Truly a RampFunni classic
@RoseOfEnigma2 жыл бұрын
Piss: A clear and yellow fluid in real life Most watersports artists when drawing piss: 58:05
@ZombifiedBuizel4 ай бұрын
It's clear or yellow depending on what you've ingested. A deep golden color indicates dehydration which I've yet to see in watersports art.
@theman135322 жыл бұрын
i know this aint related to the video but the sea salt on these chocolates im eating is fucking delicious
@ashleyking88512 жыл бұрын
The chocolate really complements the salt
@SPNKR762 жыл бұрын
try sea salt caramel ice cream its pretty good
@rambbler Жыл бұрын
Sea salt chocolates and sea salt caramel are the gateway drug to saltwater taffy, stay safe out there.
@OldCouches2 жыл бұрын
I am convinced that the real joel has never played video games before in his life, and we're just now seeing that come to surface.
@monk_05522 жыл бұрын
28:32 literally the coldest take on the planet, all I’ve ever had is Heinz ketchup
@ZombifiedBuizel4 ай бұрын
I only know of two ketchup brands: Hunt's and Heinz. No contest Heinz is the best. I'm convinced they have a monopoly on ketchup.
@ReppLoyd2 жыл бұрын
Joel might just be the single most stubborn person I've ever seen
@wy477x2 жыл бұрын
if only you knew my family
@ZombifiedBuizel4 ай бұрын
@@wy477x If only you knew some of my friends and they think I'm the stubborn one.
@TheTolnoc Жыл бұрын
The alarms in this game are like when you set off an alarm in Sly Cooper. A big, loud noise followed by a mad scramble.
@techknight37532 жыл бұрын
Somebody teach this man to attach grates together to make larger platforms
@Da_ComputerMonster2 жыл бұрын
Fish gang, fish gang Roly poly fish gang
@PhinIsGray2 жыл бұрын
Watching lightning mcqueen get his revenge on a tower was honestly beautiful
@Jackvonblood2 жыл бұрын
Okay I'm like ten minutes in and I wanna die. He read the comments, went "Okay I overcomplicated it with the truck", and then continued to use the truck. I can tell this is gonna be a good one.
@techknight37532 жыл бұрын
48:13 How to destroy any chat as a streamer 101
@EpicBoss-2 жыл бұрын
The titanic isnt real it was made for a movie with leonardo da vinci
@quillclock2 жыл бұрын
can anyone explain what Joel was trying to do by getting a truck on a roof for an hour and a half? the mission was to take a tower down...
@gsqussy2 жыл бұрын
Another victim of frenbrain
@4rumani Жыл бұрын
funny
@TheTolnoc Жыл бұрын
If you want to do the container ramp thing, blow torch the doors off and drive up through the inside.
@ArtorioVideojogos2 жыл бұрын
joel actually reads the comments based
@PeepySheepisTTV2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if this has been mentioned before, but you can actually fly around by attaching one plank sideways on top and at the back of another plank, and lift up on the front of the bottom plank. The planks have to be broken/not attached to anything, and you can do it with other plank-like objects, or anything that you can mess with the collision.
@creeperhunterD2 жыл бұрын
That was patched when Teardown: Part 2 released. Same goes for door-clipping
@PeepySheepisTTV2 жыл бұрын
@@creeperhunterD Damn, well it was fun while it lasted, definitely had all sorts of fuckery going on there.
@TheSwolethatwasPromised.2 жыл бұрын
YES. I JUST FINISHED THE FIRST ONE!
@darkjanggo2 жыл бұрын
same :)
@oofingberg2 жыл бұрын
Almost fell out of my bed seeing that the second part is out
@ProgrammerInProgress2 жыл бұрын
That bit where joel laughed off using the spraycan to help make a plan, *facepalm* that's what it's for!
@damustermann2 жыл бұрын
Hey Joel, yes I see the screen!
@lucasragnarsson38102 жыл бұрын
Hi Joel just wanted to say love your videos been watching you for long time ANd i also got one thing to say.............TORNADO!!!
@ghostdaily64952 жыл бұрын
The end part reminds me of vinnys teardown video where he spend like 2 hours trying to beat a race track record.
@andreibaciu75182 жыл бұрын
you know it's a joel stream when he starts talking about german porn stores
@xSephironx2 жыл бұрын
I lov the funne swede man on the tv
@dothpmn8191 Жыл бұрын
"break stuff JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS"
@desolator46622 жыл бұрын
Other Title : Joel - Lowfi Inspirational 80 music with car crash and engine explodsion sounds to listen to
@Puttrik872 жыл бұрын
Why the heck does the fire look so dang good
@andrewstewart14642 жыл бұрын
17:53 At this point the spirit of Dr. Coomer is going to infiltrate all YT vids by the end of next year.
@to45t482 жыл бұрын
I know the whole truck thing was stupid but I think with fully upgraded planks you can cut the bridge at the north west of the map, move it over to an angled spot, smooth it out with planks and use as a ramp to ram the truck on to the tower with it's foundations broken
@Vitoreo2 жыл бұрын
making a path trough the building and then get the files < Crash truck in house.
@zvolnu2 жыл бұрын
2:58 jermas in chat
@jukejoint84602 жыл бұрын
Don't look up 'Gubb Grill' on Google Translate. Wurst mistake of my life. 😨
@Progamer420_692 жыл бұрын
why did i laugh at "wurst"?
@w4str2 жыл бұрын
🐋FISH GANG!
@swaaws2 жыл бұрын
I liked it when he did the ruckus talk
@gingerale15912 жыл бұрын
this game is awesome
@Bug_BaitАй бұрын
What kills me is he could cut shipping containers into metal ramps.
@Goggle_Vivian2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like I lose braincells watching a Joel stream
@Daeymien2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like his braincells lose each other watching him 🤯
@honkerdoodles27642 жыл бұрын
40:30 this has gotta be the most high pitched sound jobel has ever concocted
@honkerdoodles27642 жыл бұрын
another legendary sound is at 44:05
@Tw1s72 жыл бұрын
2:22:17 that *hm* was perfect. Dude seriously did NOT realize how wide that gap was lmao
@DrF3lix Жыл бұрын
1:31:31 Joel, I am your father!
@Riverfilly1532 жыл бұрын
I hope you keep playing this game Jobel, despite all the back seaters.
@Sparrow96122 жыл бұрын
That bread Bifi was basically a meat Twinkie.
@kprojectskurt2 жыл бұрын
Shit be sinking
@gemizu48742 жыл бұрын
haha the race track is the same layout as Meihan.
@SeadogDriftwood2 жыл бұрын
*N O E S C A P É*
@Bearrrrrrrrr2 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you Joel I'm already bald.
@artoodiitoo2 жыл бұрын
now also urea funny
@getkawedbythecrow25242 жыл бұрын
Varg:birds eye view with human eyes
@Jax492 жыл бұрын
tierdown
@VTXHobbies2 жыл бұрын
The truck ramp was extremely painful to watch
@jordanfreman4954 Жыл бұрын
use the damn explosive JOEL
@Davvg2 жыл бұрын
It’s super lame that they patched out the ability to just cut the car free instead of just… attaching the alarm somewhere that can’t be cut off
@musiyth2 жыл бұрын
That fish gang is a bit fishy
@J4CKNO1R2 жыл бұрын
1:59:14 Joel zerks off
@arrayanas23082 жыл бұрын
58:06 for pipissfunni
@leetsUpr3m32 жыл бұрын
pissfunny
@okeanstorm25362 жыл бұрын
hearing jotles shit in bifi hurts my soul that shits my childhood man
@DragonAres552 жыл бұрын
Fish gang 🐟
@hellhammerwantsme2 жыл бұрын
31:36
@TomatoServal2 жыл бұрын
I fear that the Best of 2022 video will be copyright claimed.