[Vinesauce] Vinny - Commercial Chaos #1

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

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[@HogartHughes]

OMG I MISSED IT i could’ve been in the chat god dam it

[@chrisyoung1576]

Hoot Wireless

[@horatio2560]

Hoot Wireless

[@owengrant9066]

@vinesaucefullsauce Bro, CEX is a second-hand/porn oops I mean pawn shop chain here in Britain or at least I know it is in England where I live, I have been there myself a few times. The name was obviously controversial when they first came out and the only change they made was in its pronunciation, it is now called C.E.X. by its abbreviation only, sex sells huh. It is disgusting the lows these people will go to sell something.

[@erainmartinez8175]

No way 3:50

[@masterelf12]

5:56 Shoutout to the newest running character doing bits in the Vinnyverse

[@larrymantic2635]

Virtual real estate

[@Slenderquil]

Everyone forgot about crypto Luigi, now he's striking back with a vengeance

[@theburgerenjoyer192]

He just bought more land in the metaverse

[@beastwarrior9264]

@@theburgerenjoyer192 now he's getting paid cash with atlas earth

[@knatspray]

@@beastwarrior9264 he’s got virtual land all across the globe (across the globe)

[@thebleachbartender1312]

1:13:25 this is like going into a boxing match trying to anticipate if they're going to hit you from the left, right, or uppercut only for them to pull out a loaded desert eagle.

[@anewk7181]

best analogy I've ever read

[@JacobKinsley]

This is like going into a boxing match with a strategy to avoid getting hit by a barrage of punches, only for your opponent to pull out a large gun that says 'banana blaster', and it shoots a giant watermelon square in your face killing you instantly

[@ShadiC636]

Or it hits you like a truck from a cliché anime.

[@JacobKinsley]

No one knew my comment was ai generated lmao

[@Redeadhunter]

And all with absurdly beautiful animation to boot

[@SmileOmega1]

42:07 Blur's entire marketing being "play the racing game for GROWN UPS" and then it immediately after listing the game as E10+ is so unintentionally hilarious.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

It's just a kart game but with "real" cars. Having an edgy visual style doesn't make change that, lol.

[@vale_recca]

That you've mentioned it, there's probably very few Mature rated racing games after Carmageddon

[@mariopikaman1]

And it's like they're obviously going for Mario Kart, but Mario Kart Wii never looked like this, never sounded like this, and outsold Blur by millions

[@arempy5836]

The only people who care about whether or not their racing game is "for babies" are 13 year olds, so it makes sense.

[@Thegoatone23]

Is blur a good game?

[@Rhymelie]

9:37 this sentence is even more funny out of context

[@JacobKinsley]

1:35:43 another good out of context quote

[@Nexus742]

Imagine if Staten Island was real

[@WaterMeLoan64]

Big If True 😮

[@VinchVideos]

I don't wanna you can't make me

[@SpookieD00kie]

Is that like D.K Isle where its in the shape of Mr Statens head

[@diegob798]

@@SpookieD00kie vinesauce shaped land

[@TallTapper]

Vinny is so cool i wish he existed

[@pieofchart]

"Chat, was this real? Was there really a thing called sex?" Binyot discovers sex

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

timestamp??

[@siluriantides]

​​​@@Silver_Swan_MK2 starts at 9:24

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

@@siluriantides ty

[@andrewprahst2529]

Words are made up glo dings today grand isntolfacct o split

[@LinusBitchTits]

@@andrewprahst2529yes

[@dsy457]

1:30:34 Imagine going to a country and they all spoke in fuckin Banjo Kazooie

[@Thegoatone23]

Gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah

[@ryanhernandez8324]

And everyone acts like a Crunker's character

[@larrymantic2635]

You’d get this -> kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXLQaXR9nbimarM

[@Curlyheart]

Good thing im fluent in bk

[@NecromancyForKids]

​@@Curlyheart Burger King will not help you here

[@amazingamer360]

1:39:43 Vinny just recreates the DOIT sound perfectly and moves on

[@argetistalrí]

DOIT.

[@SonicPman]

BOIGH

[@nachoalvarez7171]

UY

[@posteriorpepperoni]

1:31:33 Mighty Taco transmogrifies Vinny into Gruntilda

[@itryen7632]

1:30:42 He doesn't know that all of us brazilians are actually vocaloids

[@JimboJuice]

ew, brazilian

[@DrNotnert]

2:00:02 This might be my favorite Vinny reaction in YEARS. His immediate scream of shock and disgust at that festering foot and the fact you can tell he's covering his mouth is absolute gold

[@samc8068]

the primal shock in his scream had me out of breath omg

[@scooby_steve]

I don't blame him, that was genuinely the grossest thing I've seen in the past couple years.

[@waypastcoolkid]

That and 2:09:42 got me rolling and pissing myself

[@TallTapper]

no way its the real internet microcelebrity (due to the height) trenton????? show feet

[@kiricappuchin]

That one genuinely had me feeling sick

[@fizzydogg]

2:09:40 has to be one of the best Vinny reactions ever. "WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNNNN!?!?!?"

[@ZachNohKap]

wHAT do you MEAAAn

[@Tiro1000]

WHATDOYOUMEAN PEE IN HIS MOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTH

[@aeropropeller8056]

pEE IN hiS mOoUUUTHHHhhh

[@SwfCapsLock]

this is such an underrated timestamp

[@boattownboysracing]

The soul behind that first "mooOUUUUTH" is understated

[@tangerino3199]

I appreciate everyone in chat who randomly said HOOT WIRELESS and SOUL FOOD throughout the entire segment

[@sonozaki0000]

i love how it morphed into "KOOP WIRELESS" by the end of the night with the super mario cassette stream LOL

[@tangerino3199]

lmao that's hilarious, I was only there for the commercials

[@luiluiruirui]

@@sonozaki0000 ???

[@NumNumsGlasses]

HOOT WIRELESS

[@connorbeith3232]

Glad to see it there, I was introduced to it through Chadtronic's videos as a reoccurring gag.

[@juanx3019]

34:03 Bro really sounded like Captain Falcon before busting that laugh 💀

[@JustChillOutBro]

I can't unhear it, and now I can't stop playing it 💀

[@junkdog4138]

Holy shit LOLLL

[@EthVortexShield]

omg

[@Crabgar]

The guy at 2:08:00 at least really tried to give a genuine Joker performance and sticks out compared to the terrible acting around him. Gotta commend his dedication for some mobile game ad. Also his name on the "leaderboard" is just Charles.

[@909After]

2:07:11 "We're almost done, chat. The nightmare is almost over." Then the nightmare intensifies

[@spaceboi2375]

25:09 Vinny's Peter impression is actually getting fucking uncanny

[@surkey5055]

Makes sense, Staten Island isn't too far from Rhode Island.

[@charmandyorton006]

25:13 Nostalgia Critic’s been awfully quiet since “Summer of Apple Jacks ‘89” dropped

[@harrisonbetker2271]

​@@charmandyorton006we don't talk about the nostalgia critic anymore.

[@shelby5809]

why@@harrisonbetker2271

[@Loop_Kat]

1:31:30 I know it's only February, but this is an incredibly strong contender for the most unhinged Vinny laugh of the year

[@ona512]

The demon of laughter was coming out of his throat

[@witchymaoki5165]

mf sounds like marx from kirby

[@Dr_Saturn]

He turned into a goblin, lmao

[@nottoday5773]

1:31:36

[@BeastMode120Films]

Mighty Taco is just so unhinged at this point. They now somehow serve beer at a fast food restaurant which is RARE for ny

[@mikoirl]

stamps for your clipping/soundboarding needs 5:29 [spicy beef] 1:17:14 HOOT WIRELESS 1:27:29 SOUL FOOD SOUL FOOD SOUL FOOD

[@dabiskitt]

You need to add mighty taco to that list

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

SAUL FOOD

[@zawarudo855]

and crypto luigi

[@TheEternalClown]

1:13:58 Vinny laughs so hard he becomes baby Jesus

[@UltimaShadowX]

I am glad Vinny had so much joy seeing the Super Show theme be brought back.

[@macuser7048]

Can you imagine if Nintendo actually got Vinny to voice Mario and Luigi in the movie? :D

[@VideoMajima]

I'm just surprised a piece of official Nintendo media acknowledged it at all, but since the movie seems to be covering a bit of the Bros' time in Brooklyn before being transported into the Mushroom Kingdom, now's a better time than ever (Also them having brought back the original Peach VA made me realize we most likely would've had cameos by Lou Albano and Danny Wells in the movie if they were still alive today. Man...)

[@FelipeJaquez]

Super Mario Super Show fans eating good after three decades of waiting.

[@macuser7048]

@@VideoMajima Kind of reminds me of the original live action movie too.

[@VinchVolt]

You could just hear his heart doing the Mario.

[@FelipeJaquez]

Fun Fact: The last Super Mario Super Show episode aired on December 1st, 1991 meaning it has been around 32 years since Nintendo has acknowledged the series. Rip Lou Albano & Danny Wells.

[@asrieldreemurr8059]

I hope they are watching that ad in heaven knowing there impact is still there in the Mario universe

[@blissfulzane715]

@@asrieldreemurr8059 What a feat to accomplish! Lou and Danny, may your souls enjoy paradise. 🕊

[@eckitronix]

One super way for a spaghetti buffet of thank yous~

[@predcon1]

And later that month, on Christmas Day, the USSR was officially dissolved. Coincidence?

[@LittleHelperFan]

@@predcon1 Mario dissolved it

[@tinyky2598]

The mighty taco laugh at 1:31:34 is such pure raw laughter , I love it. I can picture Vinny reeling back in his chair

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

This entire segment in general had some of the most visceral and amazing Vinny sounds.

[@hexostatus4658]

The way the ad was edited really lost us at the same time

[@Foxwithnoname]

Sounds like a courage the cowardly dog laugh

[@crazisaturn2274]

They have those restaurants near me. That's there jingle. I haven't been there yet.

[@dvdreview7956]

Is this a Taco Bell commercial?

[@Kristerbuster]

57:06 Dude that commercial scared the crap outta me when I was little. I've been trying to find it ever since. Not as freaky as I remember, but glad to see it on this segment.

[@ShadiC636]

Some things tend to scare us more when we are younger. In my case, it was the certain part in Hocus Pocus Pink Panther video game, where… *Spoilers!* …the little girl Violet becomes possessed in the “Exorcist” style and not only her face is creepy but the ominous music makes the whole thing even scarier.

[@subekyuuke]

It looked like an Adult Swim bumper from a different universe lol

[@isaiahromero9861]

I don't blame you lol that felt like a David Lynch film or a fever dream

[@Yeahimagamer]

I skipped 10 seconds during it and got "Hello Da-David, disappear forever"

[@SkyBlueFox1]

The fact that they apparently brought back Peach's old cartoon VA to play the lady in the Mario Plumbing commercial warms my crusty old YTP-addled heart.

[@i.m.evilhomer5084]

That's sadly not confirmed at this moment. It's just some rumour that popped up on Twitter with no source.

[@AnAmericanMusician]

@I.M. Evil Homer it sounds almost exactly the same.

[@zilog1]

Lucario cutie patootie. Protogens go beep boop

[@RoyalKnightVIII]

The source is dude trust me

[@billieeisenhower406]

@@RoastCDuck Scuse me

[@VideoMajima]

2:07:11 Vinny sees projectile diarrhea and immediately has an existential crisis surrounding aliens smiting us all

[@diegomedina9637]

I mean its topical.

[@ron_ald323]

it’s soul food

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

And he says "The nightmare is almost over" right before

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@JacobKinsley "an incredibly depraved pervert" So Vinny's chat

[@JacobKinsley]

@@EssexAggiegrad2011 there's no way Vinny's Chat would be turned on by a human adult woman

[@hoyitsmiguel]

1:09:09 So fun facts about this commercial as someone who grew up in Hawai'i - this is performed by Frank Delima, who was a comedian that everyone in the 90's/2000's and onward grew up with seeing on TV plenty In original 'Ōlelo Hawai'i, the term used for Grandmother is kūkū wahine, but over time as Hawaiian Pidgin became a new combined language featuring all of the different ethnicities that came to Hawai'i during the plantation era (Portuguese, Filipino, Japanese, Samoan, etc.), the word "Tutu" became equivalent to grandmother/old woman, in the same way some people say Nana or other similar grandmother words. So when they're referring to tutu, they mean it as grandmother and not the ballerina tutu, and The Cab I believe at the time was marketing towards an older market (before Uber/Lyft existed) as a service that can safely transport your elderly loved ones like a regular cab service rather than have them drive, so it's supposed to be a double joke of "for your tutu (grandmother)" , but also the number being "4 2 2 - 2 2 2 2" being that there's three grandmothers in every commercial "4 tutu , tutu, tutu" , so in the plentiful amount of Frank Delima The Cab commercials, those three versions of him as a Tutu wearing full Mu'umu'u Hawaiian Dress were always present

[@graysonrogers-barnes6302]

Absolutely fascinating-

[@TUM_Toons]

The guy in the commercial looking like a mix of Bruce Campbell and Joe Pesci

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Mahalo

[@NotSoGenesiz]

used to live in hawaii so seeing this was charming

[@neauxway]

This really hits home. Frank Delima used to come to my school to do a routine and then some motivational speaking in the early 00s. Like, it was a whole assembly specifically for him. I did *not* expect to see him when started watching this.

[@sentimentalexis]

56:07 the reaction to the monkey fruit roll ups commercial has to be my favorite so far. vinny sounds so delighted to see the monkeys, but also like the idea of those monkeys eating fruit rollups is about to kill him.

[@squishybrick]

2:00:02 I LOVE that scream. That was a "felt something on your hand and subconsciously assumed it wasn't a bug, but glanced to see it actually WAS a bug" scream. Also, HOW DID THEY NOT GIVE HIM the 777 draws commercial with the friggen jontron clip in it?

[@sharonv3597]

It sounded more like a Half Life 1 scientist voiceline.

[@swiperr9808]

Sounded like Tidus laughing for a bit

[@snuskieVT]

i have never heard a more accurate description for a scream

[@gaspastrike]

I can’t get over his voice at 2:00:13

[@USMC49er]

1:34:45 Beginning of mobile ads segment Those with a weak stomach should beware, some commercials are nasty

[@bonersexpenis6200]

the fucking foot fungus...

[@mask-mimic]

When does it end?

[@isaac10231]

Even hentai artists will look at that section and think "that's fucked up"

[@GoldenSon18]

This was the worst segment in Vinesauce history imo

[@TheDragonOfOshu]

@@GoldenSon18I agree, fellow chat member. As a viewer since late 2018, I don't think I've watched a segment so foul as this one

[@theluiginoidperson1097]

1:17:40 It truly is ingenious Now because the words Hoot Wireless has become a staple of how ridiculous this commercial is, it will never be forgotten.

[@phoebeluna4427]

2:05:46 Vinny scolding chat like they're an 8 year old who was playing chicken on the street

[@gimubatulo]

He be right

[@flamingdog9207]

I mean they are

[@laziestoldman]

2:00:02 LET YOUR FLESH BE CONSUMED BY THE SCARLET ROT

[@halcionjoy7]

You will witness true horror...

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

This is the BEST comment

[@toybonniebon]

The mobile ads section felt like being forcefully dragged through the 9 circles of hell and back.

[@mattm5803]

LOL yeah pretty much

[@diegomedina9637]

If only. Where's my last boss fight with the devil and his floppy black dong?

[@SamTheMarioMan]

I honestly don't know which is scarier: The fact that these were made by actual human beings (well, I'm assuming so, anyway), or the fact that actual human beings are buying and playing these

[@Enderexplorer-zo6uy]

Now I know how Dante felt

[@siegfriedhiryu4660]

Liberate tute me ex infernis Vinyot

[@VinchVolt]

The mobile ads were so vile that they temporarily erased my memory of every previous ad in this segment. Special mention goes to 2:09:39 where Vinny has a mental breakdown over the ad director's thinly veiled urolagnia.

[@predcon1]

Dude, now I got that word in my search history

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

@@predcon1 what does it mean

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

urolagnia _noun_ a tendency to derive sexual pleasure from the sight or thought of urination.

[@larrymantic2635]

@@OryxTheMadGod3 in basic terms, they get off to PEE

[@KingThrillgore]

Thanks OP, i hate this new word

[@blobbem]

There were a lot of hilarious adverts this time around. 1:13:24 came out of nowhere with its punchline. I live in the UK and I have never seen this advert. To put the advert into perspective somewhat, at football stadiums, small meat pies are very common as a purchasable food item. Also, HOOT WIRELESS.

[@gordogunso]

Apparently its an Aussie commercial.

[@blobbem]

@@gordogunso I don't think it is. The Guardian is a British newspaper and the accents are clearly British. I also found an article from a website (a UK domain) talking about the advert, stating the advert was creating by BMP DDB... a British advertising agency.

[@AIOctober]

​@@blobbemI can also vouch for it being a UK advert because I genuinely remember seeing it one early evening and I've never lived anywhere else but the UK so... x)

[@G3nshin_Play3r_08]

2:09:42 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at something so hard in my life.

[@dotfoxtom5942]

CEX is real, It's a very common shop here in the UK and it's very tongue and cheek. In fact the employee wifi is called "Unprotected CEX" in every shop you go to xD.

[@Spendingryan]

LOL i saw that when I went to a CEX too, wasn't sure if it was a common thing or not

[@TeruteruBozusama]

Some people: brits are so serious, they don't tell jokes, and absolutely do not get them either. Actual brits: (honestly though, many of the countries that are stereotypically seen as overly serious, Britain, Japan, Norway, Spain, Germany, Finland, and probably more, tend to have extremely silly humor, sometimes even a bit more vulgar than I'd like honestly.)

[@derpstick5467]

@ TeruteruBozusama don’t think I’ve ever seen stereotypes of Spain being overly serious but I can imagine them having a wacky sense of humor.

[@JacobKinsley]

@@TeruteruBozusama I think it's to do with the fact British and American people basically just generalise the whole population to be the worst stereotype. Like how Americans say all British people have bad teeth, can't cook, are racist, skinhead football fans, and have a strong Essex/Manchester accent (the funny accents), and British people say all Americans are grossly overweight, are stupid, patriotic, racist, smelly domestic abusers. But the only time you're really aware someone is British or American is when they make fun of other cultures for being different to their own, so you think, "that's the whole countries sense of humor". Otherwise (unless you hear them talk) it could be any old English speaking culture.

[@TeruteruBozusama]

@@derpstick5467 I've heard some say it, due to their history (people living now are never at fault for what happened in the past, yet people try to cancel entire countries over it 🙄) or looked at some paintings or something... Most people are different and that's what makes the world beautiful!

[@plushluigi7417]

Crypto luigi at 5:56

[@Fernybun]

The Luigicoin business is booming and booming and just crashed.

[@Borti_Ovi]

I’m disappointed that we HOOT WIRELESS didn’t get to see Vinny’s first response to the commercial, HOOT WIRELESS but the fact Nintendo brought back something thought to HOOT WIRELESS HOOT WIRELESS be long abandoned since the N64 HOOT WIRELESS era is a very pleasant surprise! Also, the boys are HOOT WIRELESS New Yorkers once again!

[@cannon9009]

MIGHT-Y TA-CO...

[@mslabo102s2]

HOOT WIRELESS

[@pokemaniacalex8031]

Two perfect poop moments back to back. Both completely accidental. "This commercial is based" and "FUCK the price". Fantastic.

[@LUCKYRiCK]

12:48 when i realised it was a Dutch commercial and then hearing Vinny try to pronounce a Dutch sentence made me laugh because i am Dutch.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Hi Dutch!

[@BloodWraith777]

57:10 Threatening deer 58:59 WHY IS THE FRAMERATE SO HIGH?! (and Goldeneye alarm) 1:02:36 Raiden, SQUEEZE MY HOG.... chow. 1:05:10 There may be an ejecting mayonnaise into a tissue metaphor here. KLEENEX TISSUDES 1:10:18 INSTANTLY dated 1:13:41 Poor cow Bambi 1:15:06 Funny room man 1:17:10 Hoot wireless 1:18:17 Mattress Trek 1:21:00 Bigfoot 1:24:06 RAIDEN, ZAP MY HOGS 1:25:00 And of course, there's a MGS thing right after. 1:29:25 YEAH CHEX FEET 1:30:22 Bootleg Woody, Bugs, etc. 1:31:10 You thought this was a commercial for templars hoarding gold ingots, but no, it was Mighty Taco. 1:32:42 Frenchy Kong 1:34:05 *FURRIES*

[@JacobKinsley]

The lynchian grimace the woman does on the rabbit commercial is what makes it so surreal

[@M_ad_Clown]

I'm glad someone noticed that I put the MGS commercial after the hog one in the collection haha

[@whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

Where is the source for the 1:34:00 commericial it's so funny. I can't find it on youtube

[@M_ad_Clown]

@@whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Look up Monoprix Legumes

[@JacobKinsley]

@@whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Monoprix Pub TV Légumes Lapin

[@JMUDoc]

Whoever came up with the name "Ad Nausea" for this segment, deserves a medal.

[@MissBaggyCoat]

9:05 That CEX ad is recent. I've had it play on Vinesauce stream uploads. The whole shop is full of scummy art (that I love) and from my experience, everyone here pronounces it letter by letter, like C-E-X, including the front desk workers themselves.

[@JacobKinsley]

CEX is the only place I feel is allowed to have that crusty art style because it just OWNS it.

[@JacobKinsley]

@LUNANDEISU lol that's like, in the corner next to the airing cupboard

[@GamayObera]

1:30:06 This man (Robério / Star's Chic) is doing CMs like that since mid-80s. He was nowhere popular outside the Goiás state, where his CMs aired in local TV stations, but since 2015, they become popular in the Internet and he still does low budget CMs nowadays.

[@pongtre568]

1:17:13 Hoot Wireless 2:09:40 Beautiful song from red vox about pee in mouth

[@VoidAbaddon]

This is my ideal for react content. Good, relevant commentary, and a brisk pace that doesn't get interrupted by constant massive, irrelevant or redundant tangents. Plays the whole video out before going back and pausing on noteworthy moments so you get the full impact of the video. Perfect.

[@vinesauce]

Thanks mate. Doing my best.

[@paul-nj1ig]

you would despise jerma's ad streams

[@HogartHughes]

@@vinesauce when was this even streamed, like the time? i could’ve been in the chat but i was probably asleep. i love being in the chat for livestreams

[@FixtaFernback]

@@HogartHughes Stream started a little after 9pm ET

[@iangardner2395]

@@paul-nj1ig Jerma gets away with it because no one does random tangents as funny as his are.

[@djvibekiller]

2:02:13 (as casually as possible) "is that ultra hitler?"

[@KittyFlower2011]

Help

[@InterstellarVulpine]

1:42:25 is probably the closest we're ever going to get to seeing Vinny play OMORI on stream.

[@poble]

good

[@OM19_MO79]

@@poble Indeed. I played it on Game Pass. 3 words: Pretentious Earthbound wannabe.

[@mmmmine5439]

​@@OM19_MO79 Nah, it was hella crazy. Anything that can drag me through that kinda emotional rollercoaster is a W for me.

[@painovoimaton]

@@OM19_MO79 they just love churning those out don't they

[@l9324]

@@OM19_MO79 idk i enjoyed it, definitely not a stream game though

[@theonlybilge]

1:39:32 Something interesting (if I have the history correct): Wojak was originally drawn to make fun of a Polish name"friend :)" on Krautchan called Wojak who would post with very poor grammar. The interesting part is this: fucking _Polandball_ was drawn to make fun of the _exact same guy_ after he said "Poland can into space" Meme magic I suppose.

[@heseipikmin6415]

5:56 I just bought more land in the metaberse

[@clanofclams2720]

1:10:53 Christ, hearing internet personalities mention my hometown gives me an indescribable feeling that I'm not sure I would call pleasant. Rochester represent.

[@Pikmi_YT]

lol same when he mentioned barret parkway

[@EM7575]

wny gang

[@Calvin_Coolage]

HOOT WIRELESS and SOUL FOOD nearly killed me from laughing. God this was an amazing segment aside from the mobile ads.

[@mslabo102s2]

I wonder if it's a popular marketing trick among local ads.

[@Jsslade]

*Fun fact:* Apparently, one of the founders of CeX is the creator of Black Mirror. If that isn't irony, I don't know what is.

[@farmzombie]

53:44 I remember seeing this on TV as a kid. It was only one sketch in a half hour show. Glad to see Vinny has been exposed to the Family Man.

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

1:21:48 The house is in the middle of the forest, but yet we can see the cars passing by the window view outside

[@frostyliciousmayne]

HOOT WYLISS is an instant classic

[@wavvysama]

HOOT WIRELESS

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

HOOT WIRELESS

[@Jesse-cn2hn]

HOOT WIRELESS

[@TerminatorTheory]

*1:51:33** "Bosses will be crushed before you like ants"*

[@JacobKinsley]

Bosses will crush you up easier than a little bag of crisps

[@aeropropeller8056]

Bosses will be crushed before You like ants!!!

[@plushluigi7417]

​@@JacobKinsley british person detected

[@NecromancyForKids]

Crush my Ants with a rock, I must. Much pain, I must endure.

[@SamLovesMovies25]

It is just unbelievable how absolutely, wretchedly vile mobile game ads are (and I actually get some of those shown to me as, say, ads when I'm watching whatever KZbin videos)

[@ona512]

It's really when the ads are unskippable and contains like flashing or jumpscares or something

[@TheOnePrinceMeatball]

Pretty sure it’s by design. They know if they make the ads horrendos and bizarre, people will talk about them.

[@knoxrobbins]

56:08 munky mode 1:31:35 Vin becomes munky

[@larrymantic2635]

He experience monkey so much he became one

[@ShahroozSmith]

"Momma, what'll happen to me when I got to the golden pasture in the sky?" "Your shoulders and ribs will go to the nice big supermarket and your tongue and your legs go to that lovely local organic butcher." "But momma, what about my testicles...?" [SOUL FOOD! SOUL FOOD! SOUL FOOD!]

[@EM7575]

Being Filipino and born in Buffalo, I have to say that the designated driver ad at 1:07:20 followed by the Filipino drug ad made me do a double take lol And yes, that really what our accent sounds like. I'm usually deaf to it, but the accents in the ad are strong enough that even I can notice it.

[@RemnantCult]

Vinny is such a nintendo kid, he's push you off the swings if you make fun of mario and then try to ground pound on you.

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

Vinny would be the bully for that Sega kid like me and would have probably killed me if I said OoT wasn't as good as Panzer Dragoon Saga.

[@lam2142]

@@mostverticalproductions4808 Hey little baby, are you a slow baby? Are you still playing Nintendo?

[@FabioEnchilada]

The mental imagine of a kid trying to ground pound another kid gave me a good laugh, so thank you.

[@HabitualThinker]

I can’t believe this, but I had such a chatmember moment and almost let myself reply to this with “I’d let vinny ground pound me😫”

[@mino2123]

​@@HabitualThinker i appreciate your restraint

[@scarlettNET]

Vinny accidentally playing the Mass Effect theme over the Soul Food commercial instead of the "Hoot Wireless" sound effect is probably one of the greatest goofs I've seen lmao

[@sackfu7952]

I did not think in a thousand years, Nintendo would be caught DEAD acknowledging that the Super Show ever existed in any way, let alone that they'd just let ILLUMINATION of all people acknowledge it on an official Mario product with their blessing, what a timeline to live in where the Mario movie... Exists...

[@ona512]

We're the minions worth it? XD

[@deplizz7859]

​@@ona512 what

[@ona512]

@@deplizz7859 do u even know what movie studios are, genius

[@toypop96]

‘Who da fuck is dis chucklefuck?!’ has made me laugh the hardest in months (genuinely).

[@JacobKinsley]

1:35:43 the way vinny says this is so funny out of context

[@LabMatt]

1:30:07 It's a bit of wordplay, it can mean both "my neighbor's cockroach" and "my neighbor, that cockroach". It's an old song packed full of innuendos

[@geometricentric]

meu deus eu nem percebi esse trocadilho (fui eu que traduzi)

[@Pokefan220195]

"But Mama, what about my testicles?" was a brand new sentence I've learned from watching this. Thanks Bumby

[@JacobKinsley]

I don't know why but my favourite ad of this whole segment was the woman screaming at the rabbits dancing about vegetables which was revealed to all be in her imagination. It just feels like something David Lynch would have directed. 1:34:05 for the ad Edit: holy fuck they even designed the rabbits to look like the kids, the attention to detail is incredible.

[@couchiephart4212]

the mario movie is gonna be like black panther for vinny

[@laziestoldman]

"The Mushroom Kingdom isn't real"

[@scarfhay5541]

what?

[@snickpea97]

This has me rollin, even though it is almost incomprehensible

[@SayuriMiki]

what the fuck does that even mean

[@crakhaed]

I really love this comment

[@MissNintendique]

I'm so glad Vinny has finally seen a Lily's Garden ad, I hope someone sends him more. There's so many good ones like the Lily's mom jumping rope or her EX and neighbor camping together.

[@derpstick5467]

Timestamp?

[@MissNintendique]

@@derpstick5467 1:58:40

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Lily's Garden ads are my favorite soap opera, no lie.

[@Lord_Yeetis]

I have wanted a hybrid stream like this for a while. It was worth the wait.

[@Vrikrar]

The timing on "the nightmare is almost over" and the diarrhea lol, holy shit

[@yoshibrothers9982]

I swear that in every one of these segments there is at least one commercial that has made me go "Wait, this place is in my area" and that gravely concerns me.

[@AlfurAldric2211]

Vinny knows where you live. *RUN*

[@MonkeyKovax]

That China Star commercial is absolutely real. The restaurant is actually still here. From what I remember, the guy went to a local community college here. At the time, the video production and related classes were taught by another local who produced the show "Heavy Pork".

[@TheJubberGubb]

17:52 Statistically this commercial turned at least one person into a furry

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

As a furry I can confirm that watching this segment I did kinda wanna raw the cheetahmen no lie, take em out to a nice local pub first

[@JacobKinsley]

@@TheSpookiestSkeleton least horny furry

[@cbcgame2744]

@@TheSpookiestSkeleton leave earth please

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

@@cbcgame2744 make me

[@cbcgame2744]

@@TheSpookiestSkeleton ok 🌕🙁------ 🔫🤨🌎 You are now on the moon

[@RadicalEdward2]

I just realized the Dell ad at 48:58 was jabbing at the Apple 1984 commercial with the hammer

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

1:45:00 (in extremely monotone robot voice): *Yes.*

[@Xneto1996]

Warning: Mobile ads starts at 1:35:25 Proceed at your own discretion

[@stjimmerz]

Vinny bitching at the answering machine about why Super Mario Bros Plumbing doesn't service Staten Island spoke to my soul

[@MrDaynos]

I am now hooked on the brothers once again

[@rattlemebones2722]

i appreciate vinny bringing up the suburban sasquatch noise whenever anything bigfoot related shows up on stream, i home this tradition continues for years to come

[@tacticaljunk1608]

He began Commercial Chaos with Commercial Harmony, great work Vinny, keep it up.

[@barrothontherocks3325]

the jovial giggles after "mama what about my testicles?" were pure gold

[@Zeppelee]

Vinny have ought to open a branch of the Super Mario Bros. plumbing company in Staten Island, then.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

He'd need to get Sponge and Pretzel in on it.

[@Zeppelee]

@@Calvin_Coolage Sponge and Pretzel can handle Manhattan as well. As for Long Island, uh...

[@argnator]

@@Zeppelee Thats covered by a more prim and proper competitor for the ritzy crowd: Princess Bleach

[@scarfhay5541]

No joke, that one mobile ad that had the foot fungus has to be one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. I feel like that triggered some kind of phobia in my head.

[@LegendaryController1]

1:26:50 Love it when it autoplays random Mass Effect music

[@mightykingwario]

1:30:34 banjo kazooie voice

[@AllegoryGar]

No one even questioned the fact that parrots don’t even hoot

[@kennethkay7226]

THANK YOU!

[@juliandelapena4293]

Cawk wireless

[@Jessafur]

1:18:17 oh my god, Gordie Dodd!? Local Victoria legend? You should see his "Hindiana Dodd" sketch too

[@Duskaria]

For those wondering about Atlas Earth and it's ... uh...validity. Atlas Earth makes money by selling you Atlas Bucks, which you use to purchase properties in the game. 100 Atlas Bucks costs around five dollars and buys you one parcel of land. Atlas Earth pays you per second. This may seem like a lot, but at such low pay, you would make under 10 cents per year on a typical plot - This means that the amount of money you make wouldn't cover the cost of the land until you have it for about 50 years. Atlas Earth also requires a balance of five dollars to cash out, meaning you'd need to hang on to that land for even longer before you could get any money back at all.

[@Fernybun]

Pyramidal schemes be like:

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

Most well-hidden pyramid scheme

[@Euanverse]

All hail our commercial overlord Frankie Flight. Now we begin the ceremony. HOOT WIRELESS HOOT WIRELESS SOUL FOOD SOUL FOOD SOUL FOOD

[@feralperil]

Im so glad Vinny finally saw HOOT WIRELESS Gotta get some hog chow so I can get HIGH OCTANE PERFORMANCE while I SQUEEZE MY HOG

[@JacobKinsley]

That "owning land in a virtual game" ad is like the direct result of someone who googled "how to make money off of ai"

[@GrubbySalad]

Italian man calls hotline to see if he can get his pipes cleaned

[@oliver2746]

Vinny trying to pronounce Verzekeringsmaatschappij fucking killed me

[@bene.100]

54:55 Family Auto Mart still operates to this day in Melbourne, Florida. I live right down the road. They're known for their insane local ads and terrible cars.