[Vinesauce] Vinny - PowerWash Simulator

[@AggroNoobs]

Vinny, "I mean, I'm sure someone enjoys this" Jerma, "OH OH OH OH OH FUCKING POWERWASHING HOLY SHIT"

[@cowboyluigi5275]

mans would definitely get excited to wash his own car

[@YWNBAW_TTD]

Very sus

[@GoogleUser-ms6hr]

Jerma loves powerwashing cos it's only one step away from shooting a gun at a car and causing a major vehicular accident

[@hackerling]

sometimes we play video games to escape from real life responsibilities and experience things we might never get to do or experience otherwise anyway here is a game about power washing

[@Monolich0]

I think the main appeal of this game is you get that satisfying feeling of washing dirt off stuff without the drawbacks of having to refill the nozzle, and oddly enough this is probably someone's escape from some real life stuff.

[@azooreus]

But in a way, cleaning something that isn't your responsibility an escape from one's own responsibility. As someone who's cleaned the rooms of their younger siblings instead of doing something important, I can attest to this.

[@Alpha.Monster]

"Start with some smaller things don't just throw me right into a back yard" - Little did vinny know that the backyard IS one of the smallest things.

[@blobbem]

"If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike." - Famous Italian Celebrity Chef and Absolute Legend, Gino D'Acampo.

[@Anckermann]

Here in Italy there's actually a say (I don't know if is present somewhere else) that translates as "If my Granpa had three balls, he would've been a pinball"

[@RSC96]

When in the video is this said?

[@blobbem]

@@RSC96 56:52, although he got the quote wrong and said "mother" instead of "grandmother". Close enough.

[@johnvanderbeek7535]

just seen that video couple days ago after a long time again. still what a response lol

[@RSC96]

@@blobbem cheers fella

[@drantigon]

Vinny: "I want multi-purpose cleaner" Also Vinny: *Buys glass cleaner*

[@Loop_Kat]

Imagine my surprise when Vinny ended up being the most competent, knowledgeable, and efficient person that I've seen play this game. Like, he automatically knew the best way to use the nozzles and even went into the controls immediately and saw the toggle spray and Joe Dirt buttons. I don't know why I'm so impressed, lol Also, supposedly there is actual lore in this game as to why everything is so excessively messy

[@LexiPixeL_]

He's still pretty ADHD about how he approaches individual tasks, but compared to some other folks, good lord. Myself included, as someone with ADHD lol.

[@hecticscone]

there isnt. as someone who has played the game since release, the closest thing to lore is that theres a cat in some maps and theres a volcano in the distance

[@mediocreme7798]

I feel like markiplier was a lot better than vin when it comes to how they both approach the levels but he did do a good job still

[@TheInnerEvil]

Joe Dirt is a new vinesauce extended universe character in my mind. Thanks for that

[@UltimatePerfection]

MatPat did a pretty good video on game's lore.

[@kukelhupf]

I was imagining Vinny pressure-washing that birdhouse while the bird was still inside

[@RF-Ataraxia]

LMAO

[@bigstylecreations]

Drawing a PP after you buy a pressure washer is a time honored tradition

[@monk_0552]

It’s a game about laybah, fitting for laybah day

[@softy5447]

FYI: the earthbound VOD is now copyright strike free and is available in full again Just sticking this on a newer video to get the word out Edit: "kyloren." bit is free'd from it's tomb

[@twincherries6698]

Can the same be said for chuggas LP?

[@softy5447]

@@twincherries6698 i believe chugga fought it almost immediately with the help of the completionist and that whole series is available too

[@wuushie]

Vinny: “This game is garbage, all you do is power wash” -proceeds to make little jabs at the game Vinny, but 25 minutes and 46 seconds later: “watch me get addicted to this” Vinny, but it’s the end of the video: - is addicted to this

[@araknieretro]

Well, i'm addicted too. Now i wishlisted it, lmao.

[@hecticscone]

“This game is garbage, all you do is power wash” tf did he expect lmao

[@cowboyluigi5275]

can’t wait for part 2

[@sagevoyage]

My mother bought this game on my pc and spent almost an entire night playing it

[@kukelhupf]

55:12 this is the part where Vinny begins to loose it

[@dingleberry4350]

Vinny standing 6 feet away from surfaces he's cleaning using the wide nozle smh

[@First-Name_Last-Name]

Hope Barnyot's gonna play the Barn Finders DLC. And start the usual ramblings about aliens, childhood trauma, Star Trek, weird ass dreams, Bowie, Pink Floyd and most of all, ducks.

[@Zeppelee]

Power-washing some cars, here on Laybuh Daye. Oh, Laybuh Daye~

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

And I’m catching some squirrels and power-washing them cuz I’m fruity

[@maple...]

its AMAZING how differently vinny and jerma play this game. jerma makes sure to get every little detail, can't move on to the next thing until he gets everything clean. and vinny does. this

[@leljdam3189]

finally, vinny plays a game about removing the crust, not adding the crust.

[@peckaghost598]

52:28 Can't believe it! Vinny is singing in the garden!

[@peckaghost598]

Sorry guys, I needed to make a red vox joke

[@Magnetic_Madman]

Wow this Mario Sunshine Remaster kinda sucks

[@darkuscarlet]

"I want more power" Vinny "Vergil" Vinesauce

[@Wignut]

"Somebody probably really likes this game" _Distant Markiplier screams_

[@RepublicOfUs]

"GOTTA MAKE IT LAST!!!!!!!!!!"

[@ulqinaku8471]

“HEY EVERYBODY IS ME MARKIPLIER AND WELCOME TO POWER WASH SIMULATOR!!!”

[@WilfredCthulu]

Jerma playing this was one of my favorites, I watched it a lot throughout summer and almost choked on ice cream. I will be getting fresh ice cream from Trader Joe's so it's only right if Vinny makes me almost choke on that.

[@Zeppelee]

I recommend the pumpkin spice ice cream from Trader Joe's! It's been a while since I've been to TJ's, but I distinctly remember that their ice cream is delicious.

[@NecromancyForKids]

Vinny and Jerma are known for making people choke on cream

[@WilfredCthulu]

@@Zeppelee Ahh I just got back from there and got cookie D;. It's kinda far from me so I might not be back from months but I appreciate the recommendation. I already splurge on things my friends recommend during the rare visit. Wish one was closer to me.

[@nyxologymedia4136]

Vincent really takes this game seriously. I mean, when I am watching someone powerwash, they normally talk to themselves for the duration of the job. And it's very entertaining. Way to play the role, this stream, Vincent.

[@cheesydraws]

Can't believe Vinny somehow played more bum simulator then powerwash simulator LMAO

[@sohtakn8496]

It isn't Vinny if he isn't a little contrarian. Love the man, but he did the same with Among Us. Never played and shit on the main game, but absolutely LOVED the shitty VR chat knock off version of it.

[@greatsaiyaguy8868]

@@sohtakn8496 well you can’t helplessly grab at pizza in normal Among Us so I understand Vinny’s stance on it

[@azooreus]

@@sohtakn8496 Poor Among Us keeps getting its thunder stolen by clones. First the VRChat version, now the Fort Nights version that stole an entire map.

[@TheeeSogg]

Dad: “Come power-wash the car.” Son: “No I’m playing a game!”

[@sergioescobar1391]

This stream was the definition of a video that I play in the background while I'm playing another game.

[@MothEmulator]

vinny the trick is to think of big tasks as a lot of small ones, and do them in order. ofc you're getting overwhelmed if you keep going everywhere and spray everything you see, you must be more down to earth and go by parts ya kno? like the playground, you do the benches, then the bins, then the stego slide, and do each tower on the playground on their own, and so on. then again, I'm just some viewer, so I can't really advise you how to play games, but it's my little two cents abt it.

[@PanSpaceman]

Yeah I think it was the main issue. Going from a truck to a whole area certainly seems like a jump, but the nature of this game allows you to take your time and work piece by piece, bit by bit, it's even broken up into little areas to clean (some shockingly small) so that you can work that way.

[@MothEmulator]

@@PanSpaceman exactly, almost as if it was the intended way /s /lh

[@catmatt777]

And how many 'small' things does he expect would justify a power washing all on their own? Vehicles, of course, but those can stand out as their own thing. You're not gonna go to a sparkling clean playground to clean a single filthy bench or a spotless backyard to tend to a conspicuously dirty set of patio furniture.

[@lasarousi]

I think this is appealing to so much people because of the fantasy of keeping your shit clean without the weight of unnecessary water waste. or the satisfaction of a job well done.

[@lasarousi]

@@HuskyGamersUNITE *wheeze* constant hahaha. I bet salt water rates great too hahahahaha

[@fixthefernback8030]

@@HuskyGamersUNITE imagine getting this triggered over a small comment

[@sausbilligan9911]

​@@HuskyGamersUNITE Ooo, a new addition to the cringe journal.

[@UshioKiss]

there's something to appreciate about games that are exactly like they say on the bottle

[@GoogleUser-ms6hr]

Who knew powerwash simulator would bring such weird talk out of Vinny, that mantis JO monologue was the most bizarre thing and it was amazing

[@Aeduo]

Your Seinfeld bit reminded me that there is now an official Seinfeld's apartment Lego set.

[@toagradius8856]

1:15:52 Sadly Vinny, there is no way to get inside the hatch

[@LexiPixeL_]

Yet.

[@terriblyterrified8742]

YOU'RE GOING TO WASH THESE CARS CLEEEAAAN

[@kewlkatdave80]

RRRIGHT NOW!

[@BloodWraith777]

There's something inherently therapeutic about blasting dirt off of a concrete surface with a water jet that's powerful enough to peel paint off.

[@todayntsnews]

Happy Laybuh Day

[@pressurechief]

A friend of mine actually started a pressure washing business right out of high school and jobs like the backyard normally take 5-10 hours

[@SegmentW]

I love listening to Vinny in games like these

[@lepapanouwel4663]

I now understand why nintendo asked 60$ for that sunshine port

[@Gameboy3DS]

Aww, too bad there's no plans for a Part 2; I enjoy hearing Vinny just talk about shit while doing simple tasks.

[@emporer15]

But the Borg have trillions of drones. Lots of minds that could deviate. Wouldn't the queen make sense if she really does 'bring order to chaos'?

[@neofoxboi]

I'm surprised it took over forty minutes before the first *KLEEN*

[@chonkyjonky]

Vinny voice + pressure wash noises = i fall asleep peacefully

[@clenshin97]

Not the most...thrilling gameplay, but hey, it's worth it just to listen Vinny talk about whatever

[@decalcomanie123]

This is like the perfect game to play while voicechatting with someone and have nothing in particular to do

[@luissantiago5163]

Ayy cool happy Labor Day everyone

[@SSFhighcommandJOHN]

holy shit another guy who can't wash right is jerma literally the only human being who can do this in a way that is satisfying to watch

[@KitsuneDzelda]

Powerwashing is a fun experience in real life. I used to do it every year at an old job and it was fun to get rid of the dirt and grime in the store canopies. Not so much when you do it to the driveway though and half the gravel flies out. Think I might have pushed that one a little too hard...

[@Monolich0]

Escape from reality to go to power washing reality.

[@vrabo3026]

When Vinny uses the narrow beam.. I'm just expecting to hear "INVENTORY FULL" "LIFE SUPPORT POWER CRITICAL" "WARNING: INCOMING STORM"

[@elizableu5104]

The exaggeration swagger of a power washer

[@softy5447]

The *yeah, jump into the lava, yeah* voice is supposed to be sonic???

[@simonsmith7796]

This is the Mario Sunshine sequel I always wanted.

[@JohnDoe-uf3lj]

I kinda prefer cleaning vehicles to the environments. Making a car nice and shiny is surprisingly satisfying. I’d sorta prefer this as a minigame in a game about cars. But I’m happy niche games like this exists.

[@dannyboy8t666ed]

No shit that animated hobbit movie was my first introduction to Tolkien and that world. My mother would rent it for me when I was four from the local library. That and a bbc adaptation of The lion,the witch, and the wardrobe. It was like 5 movies. I didn't think anyone even new about that hobbit movie. In fact I thought I made it up in my head because I was so young.

[@brandonshelton3046]

I remember we used to watch the animated Hobbit in school. I was probably 12 or 13. I think about it way more often than I probably should

[@IceBreak23]

this game is pretty good, after i saw jerma and mark playing this i want to buy this, it's really great to relax and enjoy cleaning stuff i don't know why but it feelsgoodman

[@outdoorairconditioner258]

21:05 The 30s italian man's review of the 2021 powerwashing videogame

[@sr212787]

Funny how Vinny is upset about the Borg queen but isn't phased that they are GOING TO PRESENT DAY TO FIGHT NAZIS! 😂

[@SoloDeWitt]

Drawing peens on a drawable surface is the "Hello world" of drawing

[@_.-.]

0:45 *IT LOOKS* like it's just been dredged from the bottom of a lake. Vinny's frontal lobe glitching and corrupting from time to time

[@softy5447]

Vinny do you think you'd revisit AM2R on stream/recording if an absolutely completely theoretical totally not real 2.0 update were to theoretically release In theory

[@chelseatheatre]

this is probably as close as ill get to seeing vinny play the og chibi robo

[@hecticscone]

im sure vinny will never stream/record this again but i just wanna say i would absolutely fucking LOVE if he did

[@Jester_Jean]

Todaybor Day is Labor Day

[@ninetailscosmicfox5585]

Okay van is clean, now to pressure wash the garage 👍

[@CheerUpCrewcut]

I've missed hearing Vinny randomly tell me "It's the code, Alyx, it's the code!" Been awhile since I've watched a Vine video. I agree with his assessment of the game, it looks fine mechanically but the maps are pretty daunting even early on, it's absolutely a game for the dedicated who enjoy doing monotonous shit. I kinda thing I would enjoy this game but it's hard to say. Certainly a fair effort, though, props to the developers.

[@craigmarx8070]

It was nice of Vinny to clean the Miyagi Dojo in his second challenge

[@sebastianflynn1746]

Wasn't this posted months ago? Edit: I'm just thinking of jerma

[@TheSeventhOrder]

All things considered, 6.354910854 seems like a pretty decent score for a cleaning simulator

[@XDM_Studios]

Me having PTSD of when I power washed in my teens. Binty wadderudoin?? That nozzle would fuck this van 10 times over. Headlights, broken Windows possiblity broken. Engine, drenched. Mirrors GONE 🤣

[@Octopetala]

Mario Sunshine if Mario was sober

[@emilemil1]

Vinny spends 80 minutes power washing. I spend 80 minutes watching it.

[@VanTheVixen]

Watching this with headphones and Vinny is power washing my ears

[@vincentjoe1773]

Can't wait for the "Beeni pls plya moor pawearwowshing semoolaytohr bleez" comments

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Why does this game satisfy some weird urge within me

[@gabrielinostroza4989]

You have a boomer inside you

[@FlameJackstar]

Makes me hope Vinny go's back to the Coin Game, playing some Survival mode.

[@mimi.musicofficial]

Bro I miss them days!

[@JeskidoYT]

Glass cleaner Vinny. You bought glass cleaner on a backyard

[@Koopastomper]

Not sure how I feel about this Super Mario Sunshine sequel

[@ChrisLeeW00]

I bet the score Vinny wrote will be on the steam store page for this game.

[@GoogleUser-ms6hr]

Imagine the owner of that house returning after paying $500 for powerwashing only to find their house still covered in scum save for a weird and extremely specific decimal washed into their wall for no apparent reason

[@FlutterBug]

watching this kept making me feel like I needed to pee

[@classymarowak7001]

Am I having Dejavu? I could've swore Vinny has played this before, unless he played something similar to it in the past.

[@bethmoth22]

damn, Vinnie, calm down, don't get too excited

[@MasterStacona]

more of this game please, i like watch you play this kind of stuff

[@noctantis]

This is the kind of out there video game that I come to the sauce for

[@Eyevou]

KLEEN

[@nicodemos4829]

Layba day. OH… layba day

[@MagikGimp]

Imagine having a tab button in real life. Actually, on second thoughts...

[@WesCoastPiano]

I'm sad this doesn't say Part 1

[@SausageSalad]

This game is a really good test for are you neurodivergent or not based on whether you enjoy it.

[@xincnos9657]

definitely not lmao

[@poisonilluminations]

I have autism AND adhd and I love this shit 😭

[@PurpleColonel]

You will WASH dis YARD CLEEEEN!

[@SamLovesMovies25]

Game Boy games that people would love if the Switch had a GB virtual console thing: Pokemon R/B/Y. Despite being broken glitchy messes held together with duct tape, they still somehow worked and obviously still did fantastically well and people are still very nostalgic for them. (edit: Ok, from what he said later, he might have a point about Pokemon there)

[@WindmillGS]

32:32 Vin, you're just describing Kingdom Hearts release schedule at this point.

[@zipzeolocke2]

You spin the camera around way too fast to the point that it's actually taking you longer to get things done than it would if you would just take slow steady gradual cleans across the surface! When it comes to cleaning efficiently, slow and steady wins the race. I'm not so sure this game is healthy for you though because it sounds like your OCD. The panic is real as if the overwhelming dirt is bearing down on you

[@mimi.musicofficial]

That is one, impressive thumbnail.

[@DiosBabilonia]

This game treats water like it disintegrates the dirt into atoms instead of moving it away.

[@lermrodgers3082]

Vinny says take a shot I take a shot

[@NathanDarkson984]

3:21 Our fucking teacher said...

[@teero121]

why do i actually wanna play this

[@Andoryuuu]

OUT DAMNED SPOT!

[@En2md]

"SA-Uuu-pah Maaario Retirement Fund Time!"