[Vinesauce] Vinny Opens Two Treasure Chests

[@WizardTrizzl]

We never see Vinny or Gnorts legs because they are actually conjoined just like CatDog

[@Glory2Snowstar]

No it's that Skittles ad

[@azure22894]

@@Glory2Snowstar then how would gnorts sneak to v dub's?

[@ludwigii9329]

Gnort's grippers are fully visible in the Forgetter music video

[@fenix0seraph]

Oh so that's why Vinny says all those insane things. It's Gnorts shitting out his mouth.

[@DQBlizzard_]

That's the "curse" he received for eternal youth.

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

Creasure Trests

[@AnotherAvaibleName]

lmao puns

[@rottingbasket3379]

Thanks for showing off these lovely items Vin.

[@slipipipi7971]

Dude where Donte Bodypillow unboxing

[@dampking]

Bath salt stream when?

[@alectrium]

Soo true

[@bruhtholemew]

I'm genuinely convinced he still talks to Gnorts when the camera is off.

[@Ice.yxz7]

Most definitely does

[@josecarlosalvarezhuerta3786]

Why wouldn't you want to talk to Gnorts ? he's pretty chill

[@rampageblizzard]

He’s like a pet

[@AlisterCountel]

I mean, I know a lot of people who talk to their pets! Even met one when staring at this thing above my sink

[@timm8o475]

its so cool to see wayne hylic's official voice actor wearing a wayne hylic shirt

[@jackpumpoen]

i just kept making eye contact with it instead of vinny

[@skyrimlover777]

I'm gonna need context for this I'm not finding anything its all just headcanon vids lol

[@timm8o475]

@@skyrimlover777 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4LMZXZqiZl8eZY

[@jackpumpoen]

@@skyrimlover777 new hylics album dropped, vinny does the vocals for wayne

[@skyrimlover777]

​@@jackpumpoen oh hell yeah!

[@Pwnapplez]

Vinny I am so glad you loved the chest, knife and other goodies! Thank you for all the kind words about all the "LEGALLY DISTINCT" items! I hope the new cutting board comes in handy! Just make sure to oil it to help avoid warping. Once again, thank you for all the entertainment you have brought me as well as all the other people who watch your streams and uploads!!

[@WesleyFiles]

Vinny said recently he's way more likely to see a comment sent to him in an email, so the treatment note for the cutting board might serve him better through that channel. Loved watching Vinny experience all these goodies!

[@Xenephos]

Also, keep the cutting board out of the dishwasher! Wood and dishwashers are not friends.

[@rampageblizzard]

Y’all are awesome

[@theophany4935]

Jesus, I hope I age as gracefully as Vinny. He still looks like he's in his twenties.

[@Gidon147]

He stopped smoking like 6 years ago i think, and also got conscious of his food, avoiding things like too much soda and other sugary beverages. I witnessed all of that live, and a few years later went for more healthy consumption style at a bit of an older age than his, and now that I see him today, i thought of the SAME thing as you. I was thinking "man, I am thirty and I still look pretty fresh, but vinndy is like 8 years older and still manges to look younger than me. (Im shooting into the blue here because I have literally no Idea how you live your life, so just take the following as compulsory spurting my thoughts) Trust me, while it is technically no problem to go a few more years (or decades) until doing away with bad habits, those years do actually count and NOT just for a bit. Remember that your body replaces evry single body cell it consists of in the span of 7 years or so. Because of this, physical age reversing is very much a thing, my body literally feels and looks years younger than before i quit smoking and started cutting down on meat and milk. They are tasty but not good for me. Smoke, meat and dairy are the three most cancerous drugs on earth, and I can only recommend cutting down on them if you see someone like vinny and start thinking about your age. It worked wonders for me thats all i can say.

[@tommydonnysalami4716]

@@Gidon147 Don't mean to be rude or trying to discredit you but how is meat cancerous tho? Haven't humans as a omnivorous species been eating meat since we were still living in caves? I imagine probably in balance of both meat and vegetables and or fruits that we were able to scrounge the land for. But I mean thats all things in life ig, everything in moderation.

[@Gidon147]

@@tommydonnysalami4716 I'm sorry, i am not 100% academically informed about this, so what i said is at least to 50% an opinion based on my personal experience. But here is an excerpt from a post by the Austrian Cancer Council: "The World Health Organization has classified processed meats including ham, bacon, salami and frankfurts as a Group 1 carcinogen (known to cause cancer) which means that there’s strong evidence that processed meats cause cancer. Eating processed meat increases your risk of bowel and stomach cancer. Red meat, such as beef, lamb and pork, has been classified as a Group 2A carcinogen which means it probably causes cancer. Current research shows that there are certain chemicals in red and processed meats - both added and naturally occurring - that cause these foods to be carcinogenic. For example, when a chemical in red meat called haem is broken down in the gut, N-nitroso chemicals are formed and these have been found to damage the cells that line the bowel, which can lead to bowel cancer. These same chemicals also form when processed meat is digested. In addition, the nitrite and nitrate preservatives used to preserve processed meat produce these N-nitroso chemicals and can lead to bowel cancer." www.cancercouncil.com.au/1in3cancers/lifestyle-choices-and-cancer/red-meat-processed-meat-and-cancer/

[@Olumin37]

Im so glad that after all these years, Vinny finally got the cook book.

[@decaydence]

fuck. I wish I was this funny

[@Olumin37]

@@decaydence Im unsure of how to take this.

[@MarioSonic46]

@@Olumin37 Take it to the fridge.

[@decaydence]

@@Olumin37 genuinely! It was a good joke (and very well timed with totk coming out soon!!) :) i’m sorry for not clarifying earlier!

[@mellowmelly9258]

​@@MarioSonic46 GO 'HEAD BE GONE WIT IT

[@TrashmeisterGarbage]

How does Vinny look younger and younger in every video? Like I just turned 30 and this dude makes me look like a boomer. Gnorts must have some kind of de-aging technology. Either that or... I don't remember MY Vinny being this stretchy...

[@cowboyluigi5275]

probably from him giving up smoking

[@alectrium]

Probably gnorts got rejuvenating properties or something

[@gottagofastest]

Easygoing lifestyle vs wagie lifestyle

[@fiberglassribcage3698]

Actually, the real Vinny died in a car crash on November 9th, 1966, and the Vinesauce team replaced him with an imposter named "Vinesauce Bob."

[@jamestomlin5525]

I was thinking just that, dude I'm 35 and he looks younger than me

[@sagevoyage]

Always thankful for facecam videos to remind me that the man behind all the funny noises is actually very handsome

[@anotherlight8]

the chat plushie looks super cute, kudos to whoever made it

[@Misnova]

That’s me! Thank you!

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@Misnova No its me! chatsmile

[@anotherlight8]

@@Misnova oh hello!! your welcome, you did a rlly good job :-)

[@NebbyNebberson]

@@Misnova damn you made me really want one now, darn you LUL

[@AaronLizerus]

I am always stoked to find out Vinny's new way to torture chat plush during unboxing videos.

[@MashieMutt]

I think he should give it a creamy surprise, just as a joke haha

[@masonasaro2118]

@@MashieMuttspill a can of cream of mushroom soup on it? good idea!

[@Slenderquil]

Wayne just fits Vinny's vibe, it's a fantastic choice for a shirt.

[@bulkypigeon]

Vinny is now the maybe-canon voice for Wayne so it fits even more now

[@brainfreeze91]

It's so nice that he put chat in the chest. Because we're Vinny's treasure :)

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Definitely not to keep our power contained! :)

[@sergioescobar1391]

+2

[@coryphillips7995]

❤

[@lman9034]

Pretty sure that's just so he doesn't have to hear us.

[@SilverLining1]

Binding of Chat: Rebirth

[@shubhamnew]

damn, vinny even got the purple lighting now - his just chatting streamer setup is complete !

[@FirithPanda]

Not enough revealing clothes or nip slips.

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

A very human chest opening video indeed. Supremely human.

[@gwendolyn314]

a wayne shirt the day after absent moon's release, how fitting. i respectfully request a cooking with vinesauce using the fairy knife. its been too long since the last one.

[@RebDT]

When you cut with the Great Fairy Knife, you're obligated to go "HYAAH" every time.

[@cmydagger9761]

The music timing when Vinny holds the knife up to his hand at 1:36 kills me.

[@ClaireZhasa]

Yeah I got a pretty good laugh out of that one, couldn't breathe for about a solid minute after

[@AWISECROW]

Hahah

[@joshuahemmesch8159]

Vinny looks so happy nowadays. Proud of our boy. He's come so far.

[@slipipipi7971]

I feel like vinland finally is in his confidence bag Now i gotta see Joel liveaction HD cinematic release

[@vitzel33]

I literally won’t be able to handle if joel starts doing facecam. My brain just couldn’t believe it. I would deny it as AI

[@d00gz_]

My imaginary view of what Joel looks like in real life is based solely on irl stories he says onstream and the 3 elusive cryptid photos of him that exist on the internet

[@Retrovoider]

@@vitzel33 jobel will never do facecam because if he did, he would reveal himself as the true duende all along

[@laziestoldman]

Last semi-public pics of Joel show that he's gotten pretty fucking chunky, so he might be self-conscious about that. I don't know if he's currently bald or growing out his hair though.

[@bruhbbawallace]

​@@laziestoldman he says he's grown his hair back out

[@bananabuns9007]

i like gnorts holding onto his beautiful chat child, how touching.

[@coliimusic]

Oh my gosh it's Vincenzo Sauce and Gnorts!

[@indyjon3s]

Someone's gotta show Vin how not to rip the skin by using somebody else's mouth

[@CraigAndrews666]

Oh shit, I'm sorry

[@TheKoopa4000]

@@CraigAndrews666 Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not be ashamed of our dicks, especially since there good size and all

[@Nero35P]

​@@CraigAndrews666 sorry for what?

[@jamestomlin5525]

Dude You got a mother effing personal invitation from the ga'dang masked salesman himself. Wow. Lol, random bit of info, but I looked up to him growing up, heck, he's the reason I wanted to become a salesman 😂 really loved the bit, binny. Thanks for showing this off

[@CrashBandicootFan100]

I could never put my finger on it, but I think I finally have a decent way of describing it: I adore Vinny's default expression It's simultaneously the look of surprise and awe- and the look of "I've already seen everything there is to see, nothing does it for me anymore"

[@MooseyFate100]

This is an observation for sure He looks constantly full of wonder and jaded at the same time somehow

[@mellowmelly9258]

like... old and wise, but still curious

[@jonathanwilson7949]

This Vinn has a FUNNY face

[@TakeNoShift]

Make sure you're sealing your cutting boards with mineral oil or butcher's block oil! Could be why your old one warped. Johnny, if he doesn't see this comment, could you perhaps relay this info? It would be a shame for a cool ass cutting board like that to warp too :(

[@Quantum_Plus]

Seeing Vinny's face is so weird because I literally thought he was like just a floating head like the head from death forest.

[@TheDraconicBard]

He is this is his vtuber avatar

[@pyro380]

Vinny should do a cooking video wearing nothing but the Sheikah appron.

[@ThrashRats]

Cooking with vinesauce part 2

[@thewizardninja]

Oh Vinny, you should know by now how eager chat is to dive face-first into a good ol' large chest.

[@ochuspin]

This is the kind of comment he’d read from chat, then just go silent and sigh

[@w3ss3l88]

Haha Vinny, what a coincidence that you're wearing that hylics shirt, certainly not musically related to anything that came out recently...

[@azure22894]

I desire an explanation of the gnortlet vinny ladled at 10:56

[@MooseyFate100]

Good sentence

[@PKMG24]

Gnoende

[@batofdestiny]

1:47 “I can make food with this now. I can cut. Cut.” *Skull Kid’s theme intensifies*

[@shubhamnew]

5:04 what REALLY happened during that jump cut ? sweatFrog

[@bunlux]

i'm absolutely obsessed with the banter between vinny and gnorts. so glad to see the two of them having fun in these segments :)

[@Misnova]

Hey! I made that chat plush! :D

[@sillycookie]

It's so cute!!

[@NeonSonOfXenon]

You do good work

[@catticorner]

its very cute!! good work :3

[@shubhamnew]

but who will make the memes to feed chat :(

[@hououinkyouma5539]

4:54 Good sir, that's the Fierce Deity armor

[@heartboy0]

why did i hold my breath when he put chat in the chest?

[@heartboy0]

@Schrunkley evil version oh that makes PERFECT sense then!

[@Slagomancer]

Vinny's been on the news twice, of course Potion Crafter would send him something.

[@bhume7535]

Its so funny seeing Vin comment on a review of that headset and then later seeing him wearing it. lol

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Which review?

[@bhume7535]

@@Calvin_Coolage The one on ShortCircuit

[@Jason_The_Stooge]

I want a cooking stream Vinny, you know We do!

[@bruhtholemew]

Maybe one day we can get him to put a lunchable together.

[@Dollop_of_Mayo]

I was terrified that Vinny would become mortally injured by the second chest's lid somehow

[@pastnormal]

Gnortz is looking very human.

[@magepie2824]

If you are conflicted about using the Mirror shield cutting board for its intended purpose or displaying it as an art piece, I think Star Trek DS9, Episode 4x09 "The Sword of Kahless" is a good reference. Yeet it into space.

[@legendarycryptid2629]

Vinny opens the Creasure of Crenando.

[@RobTheCasualGamer]

With all that stuff and that LOTR poster in the background Vinny could redecorate his apartment to have a medieval fantasy theme.

[@PatrickGilland]

When I read the "creasure chest" typo on the tweet, I read it as "creature chests" and I thought AgentRedJackel sent more hollowed-out pokemon plushes. 4:50 that apron is Fierce Deity Link's plate armor, fyi

[@wasad]

lol Vinny completely missed that the Three Courses cookbook was Fire Emblem related

[@elvenham1]

Fierce Deity apron. Vinny: "Some sort of Sheika thing."

[@sergioescobar1391]

Vinny's face still doesn't look real anymore. I'm telling you, he was replaced by an alternate ages ago.

[@Rebelnightwolfe]

It's nice that Vinny invited us, the chat, into his humble one couch Italian home.

[@Sithalos]

Vinny never let us out of the box. Please send aid.

[@fiberglassribcage3698]

Man, AI sure has come far these past few years! Still, couldn't fool me, though!

[@megus_vae]

Nintendo's hitmen are currently on their way towards Vinny's residence to re-acquire the conspicuously familiar looking cooking items

[@Forever_Zero]

Never knew I wanted a Zelda themed ladle so bad until I saw it on screen. Also that potion craft set is perfect, both beautiful and useful

[@theonlybilge]

1:50 excellent music transition

[@karma6970]

Just finished the video, loved the jar joke about chat at 12:00

[@Vim_and_Vitriol]

Fuckin' hell, this man does not age!

[@MegamodeltaV2]

This strange maybe-Italian guy has a very crypto-esque face

[@brazilian_oak]

He has bought more land in the metaverse

[@Flowzure]

2:44 Smooth, Vinny

[@_John_Johnson]

Vinny's t-shirt looks kinda nauseous someone give that guy an aspirin.

[@nathanortiz4598]

I thought one of the treasure chests was going to be grotto beasts. I have been bamboozled, fooled and absolutely flabbergasted.

[@jonesy8700]

never thought i'd hear vinny say 'keef'

[@minermortal1997]

You’ve never heard the keef plate story have you…

[@partypotry]

@@minermortal1997 what is the keef plate story

[@minermortal1997]

@@partypotry let's just say keef ain't the only thing you can put on that plate

[@rubyeyes1664]

Vinny got the fierce deity's apron and thought it was sheikah lol

[@BinhuBlues]

I imagine vinny taking a bath using the bathbombs while doing like beauty bloggers do, being all cute and having the time for yourself. are you this cute vinny?

[@frankjohnson123]

He said at the end he plans to use all of this stuff so it's basically confirmed (unless he's using the bath salts for other applications)

[@d34dh4v3n]

IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE WAYNE SHIRT??????

[@royalclodmus5969]

1:39 *puts knife against wrist* **musical cords of death play**

[@RebDT]

That's not a Shiekah apron, Vin. It's a [LEGALLY DISTINCT] Deity apron.

[@solhayabusa1458]

What a cool human guy

[@FirithPanda]

"It rips the skin. Yeah, it rips the skin." Vinny, what are you telling Gnorts?

[@EndyHawk]

Vinny's being set up--no, COERCED--to make his career pivot into hot tub streaming by some indie game bath salts.

[@therealbuttsmcgee]

I think Gnorts should do the hot tub stream if water is safe for him

[@burningbandit]

Good to see you vinny love your content, hope you continue doing it for as long as you want to

[@arconisthewolf4430]

We need to...treasure this video

[@FeebleCatSoup]

OOOOH, that candle is going to crackle like a fire when you light it! It looks like a Woodwick candle and they're ✨AMAZING✨

[@undeadwaluwugi758]

Vinny's voice feels so detached from an actual person because of how many years I've watched his streams that it just looks like a voiceover when he talks.

[@nothing4mepls973]

The potioncraft stuff is really neat, hope to see more videos of it soon

[@glennwright8355]

I love the Hylics shirt :)

[@vissadev]

hylics drip kinda goes hard

[@Bootleg64DD]

I love when Vinny opens up people’s big packages (:

[@TheArchivistArchive]

Perfect time for the music to get sinister as Vin holds up the knife.

[@MegaShelgon23]

Vinny referencing GachiMuchi is a +1 to me

[@homuhomu4678]

Looking mighty handsome today You too vinny 😸

[@mehranmayahi554]

Can Mipha's grace restore the ripped skin?

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

Skin once ripped may never be whole again.

[@JackiJinx]

Some people have cats to talk to. Vinny had a Gnorts

[@Shiva-iq2zv]

This man... This man is handsome

[@4Wilko]

I thought the apron was Fierce Deity. 1:45 14:02

[@RolyPolyGames]

The ominous music slowly coming in as he shows the knife off was well done.

[@SegmentW]

this makes losing a wallet just that much more bearable, thank you Vin

[@DiamondAppendixVODs]

I hope you find it

[@jonathanwilson7949]

Please send constant updates

[@leebug3424]

The sound the hinge on the potion crate makes fucking rules

[@electrofreak0]

Grown man struggles with huge brown box live on cam

[@B33fJerky123]

Vinny finna get me acting uncouth

[@ZantScript]

CREASURE

[@koidayo]

I can't believe Vinny is opening lootboxes in real life. I'm shaking and crying, pissing my pants and unsubscribing.

[@TheGreatestTusk]

he was bribed by the pee pee poo poo man 🧮

[@mabuishibu]

he recording in gnorts grow room, thats why everything is blue.

[@crash2676]

IT RIPS THE SKIN!!!!!!! Also, I said this last time, I really think he isn't looking at his monitor when he says. someone's holding Vin at gun point. Last time it was obviously Joel, but maybe It's Miyamoto this time?

[@hmmmstvethebaffled7720]

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again, vinny is very handsome (:

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

found the booty, and retrieved the dabloons VINNY RECORD YOU MAKING THE RECIPES

[@samueloakley4254]

NGL i would do unspeakable crimes to have a cauldron mug

[@stab456]

I sorta wouldn't mind a LoZ themed cooking video from the vin man. Do some classic italiano lon lon noodles

[@centralvoid]

Vinny looks great for his age.

[@metroidhunter2861]

5:22 ah yes. the licensed unlicensed nondescript mask, complete with nose