[Vinesauce] Vinny - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

At the end of the day, it's Red vs Blue, like Pokemon except with swords, arrows, and boxing gloves. Streamed live on Vinesauce. Check out my other youtube channel for full streams. ► bit.ly/vinefull... My twitter: ► / vinnyvinesauce
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[@vinesauce]

Showing that you shouldn't bring a sword to a boxing match!

[@DutchGaming]

Holy shit this game

[@breadtoast4704]

can you Do a cruption on. t.a.b.s

[@MediumKeyCubbage]

we want a pizza place 2

[@donkarasu-9644]

"The punch is mightier than the sword!" - Doc Louis from Punch-Out

[@theredscourge]

It's hard to tell if this is really a pre-alpha or a corruption vid honestly.

[@Scoonga_Doonga]

Sun Zhu is rolling in his grave

[@Godofgaminguyz]

*Tzu

[@Scoonga_Doonga]

Godofgaminguyz Shoo

[@DarkMangaman]

choo choo

[@DrunkenCoward1]

But it's Sun Tsu tho. Or Sun Tzu. Or Sun Idontfuckingknow.

[@euchale]

Actually it´s 孫武

[@masterlasheron]

Epilepsy counts as a battle strategy?

[@crazyluigi6664]

Eh, if it works, why bother questioning it?

[@crazyluigi6664]

King The Son Speaking of using epilepsy as a battle strategy on someone...

[@heccatia]

+King The Son So?

[@Gumegguai]

+King The Son k

[@ExtremeBlueBlitz]

if you are a new era conqueror

[@SN33Z3C4NN0N]

Man shitting out chickens is my hero

[@crazyluigi6664]

He's also real OP!

[@quote2035]

Seriously, what the fuck? He took me like 5 attempts to even reach

[@MilesEdgeworth129]

But Spear-Shield Guy is the TRUE Hero! (He got shot in the back of the spine, and can still stand!)

[@Truescreen]

Chicken man!

[@ausore9832]

What about the guy who shits out people who shit chickens?

[@Finigini]

tell me. Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

[@Liveandlearn789]

Fire Emblem did it

[@innosam123]

Waifu emblem has your answer... :)

[@tjhill0110]

B...but love IS a battle field!

[@Liveandlearn789]

+tjhill0110 you got a Vinesauce profile pic too?

[@Ikazu-san]

Not for you, dude.

[@KamekSans]

This is one of the few "KZbin bait" games that I think is actually amazing

[@itscrumbelivable]

At least this one actually involves tactics and shit

[@DrunkenCoward1]

Sun Tzu said "The Art of War is of vital importance to the state. It is a matter of life and death. A road guided either to safety or to ruin." Totally Accurate Battle Simulator says "Let's just run straight forward, it's gonna work out somehow."

[@fruitcake5081]

If fighting it sure to result in victory. You must FIGHT! Sun Tzu said that. And I feel like he knows a bit more about fighting than YOU do pal, because he INVENTED IT!

[@HEHEHE_I_AM_A_SUPAHSTAR_WARRIA]

Is this the new season of Red vs Blue?

[@Aural_Entity]

yes.

[@gintokisakata514]

Fortunately

[@daguyontheladder]

Given how i can actually understand what is happening, no it is not

[@Skullnaught]

The new Total War is looking pretty good

[@ForgottenDawn]

"Mountain of Fuck", the new single by David Bowie.

[@jediknight4951]

8:48 When you unlock 'deflect arrows' for your block skill in Skyrim.

[@Carbonated__Milk]

THAT'S A SKILL? I should try using shields... and heavy armor.... and 2handed... and archery and yeah I really only ever play Mage.

[@exoltik3199]

You should totally try the thief or assassin play style too. Nothing feels more satisfying imo than silently assassinating every single bandit in a hideout without being detected or raising alarm, stabbing them all with a dagger. The damage output can get pretty ridiculous too. You could eventually 1 hit giants and mammoths (with the right gear).

[@kha4911]

+Connor Hoban more importantly: you can stand 5 meters infront of someone in broad daylight without being seen

[@exoltik3199]

dubem odum It's so stupid and ridiculous. I love it. haha

[@WorldWendell]

This game would be flawless if they didn't sound like minions.

[@WorldWendell]

I swear I cant be the only one who hears that

[@happydays6777]

+OvertimesHouse no they have higher voice pitch than the minions

[@Choatemister]

Maybe that's why you kill them.

[@vinesauceobscurities]

+kite man Good thing I've never seen enough Minions for that image to stick.

[@Sofuretu]

YOU MONSTER.

[@victikirby15]

Fire Emblem 15 looks great

[@RockBandWiiPlayer1]

"Our player models will block out the sun!"

[@kuratajutsu]

If you haven't watched the original stream of this...*go watch it.* Every minute of the stream was fucking hilarious and watching Vinny come up with absurd scenarios in the sandbow mode was icing on the cake. Also watching the Boxer vs Sword fight live with Twitch chat was amazing in itself. The John Marine narrative was also superbly done.

[@cheetosugar695]

If Pikmin grew up...

[@tinystalker1821]

Cannot unsee

[@LimeCultivist]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time

[@Avossk]

Can love bloom on a totally accurate battle?

[@deadweight7334]

NO

[@jaxsonthegreat14]

Yep

[@mortonandroy]

that breakdancing ballista was the greatest moment in my life

[@pixeltropolis4926]

Man I watched this live, every moment was deserving of a highlight.

[@SophinoX]

The amount of frozen rice in this video is really rustling my jimmies. I'll let myself out

[@crazyluigi6664]

Holy frozen rice!

[@kweels9027]

War. War never changes. Sense the begining of time humans have flown into the skybox.

[@Goldin55]

The Red Army fights Blue Man Group: The Movie: The Game

[@chordettez6359]

"totally accurate" they said. "play now" they said.

[@RaptorMocha]

"First you kill your own peasants (blue implodes into fractal)"

[@Gillrien]

2:17 Warning, incoming game.

[@BoboDoboRobo]

5:42 "OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN" "Then we will fight in the sha-"

[@DesertPogona]

Some say the boxer still chases the swordsman to this very day

[@BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

That fucker shooting in the air at 7:32 killed me.

[@thetman0068]

I never thought the slow Benny Hill theme would be funnier than the original

[@ybxdgaming5755]

This game gets to 1.0 before 2100 or riot.

[@DetectiveDerpy]

Please

[@DragonTamerCos]

Dwarf Fortress gets to 1.0 before 2100 or riot. FTFY

[@foxtrottango9101]

Vinny Stop it. I want to some homework.

[@crazyluigi6664]

You want to some homework? You better *get to do some of that homework* then!

[@foxtrottango9101]

+Crazy Luigi I know but it's addicting and humorous

[@robertmoreno5825]

+King The Son That meme died a year ago.

[@rustypickle1156]

I dont think you can classify that as a meme it's so overdone.

[@YoursTroolie]

6:15 How you can describe a GTA Online race.

[@cullen6194]

I'm blue da ba dee, da ba _die_

[@levenlelo2]

The description also applies to Team fortress 2. They are one and the same.

[@userPrehistoricman]

Except TF2 doesn't get streamed live on Vinesauce :(((

[@vinesauceobscurities]

That chase scene needs to be reenacted in TF2.

[@diamondmetal3062]

Oh my god, that would make for a great mod for this game. Replace all of the units with RED and BLU teams.

[@daguyontheladder]

@Vinesauce Obscurities it has, it's called "literally everytime a engie fights a spy"

[@vinesauceobscurities]

daguyontheladder I was thinking a Red Heavy with boxing gloves chasing a Blu Demoknight, while someone micspams vaporwave Benny Hill.

[@honeynutos2101]

"They are grabbing each other by the balls and dragging them out of the battle," - Vinesauce 2016.

[@bobdeinterlace]

This has better CG than Star War the Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West.

[@Yippieyiyo]

He is in my behind!

[@crazyluigi6664]

DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@8BitExplosionGaming]

We have truly gone full cock

[@duckslappinjoe3327]

Prepare to be execused.

[@nobletohru]

Dear meme engineer, thanks for using my grand dad picture. Yes, I'm dragoneteur.

[@iquemedia]

But Vinny, there was almost zero CG in battle of the bastards!

[@wo262]

Watch the behind the scenes once again, there was way more than "almost zero"

[@HamsterPants522]

Are you implying that the giant was almost zero CG?

[@iquemedia]

Compared to other forms of media that have large battle scenes (LotR is the first to come to mind) it had relatively little CG

[@MegAmi24]

WHY IS THERE NO COCONUT GUN

[@straiks8083]

there was actually a bunch of cg, but because it was done so well it's difficult to notice most of it

[@neurogabu]

Love on the battlefield, dancing on the battlefield, grabbing each other by the balls and running away from the battlefield... on the battlefield.

[@WinEntity]

Amazing work, Southbird. I commend you.

[@a-n-d-r-e-w-k]

What, you never heard of Chicken Shitters? Elite guard for royalty.

[@xSeeJay]

Mount and Blade: Bannerlord looks really good so far

[@Snauss]

THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS

[@TheBreadman904]

8:55: Boromir

[@ComradeScrungus]

Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield? Yes, but that looks like fucking not love.

[@theredscourge]

#DicksOutForShieldGuy

[@1Rekuiem]

sweet job south so glad you put that part for the end, perfect.

[@glassydiatom]

9:05 To this day, they're still chasing each other.

[@Xavbull]

Loving your work, Southbird

[@Speedy-dz3bz]

9:05 The quality content I subscribed for.

[@ASuperCoolUsername]

thanks for the highlights daddy binny

[@seijakaku5879]

*daddy Southbird

[@Bletotum]

you forgot the best part, when your ballista threw an enemy over its shoulder into the swordsman

[@derik970]

we dont know if love cqn bloom in the battlefield but that one blue dude BECAME the battlefield itself

[@Kilitsuna]

"1 minute ago" "9 minutes long" "1 dislike"

[@kumakisu]

these two battle simulator streams were the single funniest thing i've seen vinny play besides maybe glitch life

[@IamNCortex]

Wish there was an RTS game with similiar battle system.

[@__Lento__]

Do you think love can bloom, even on the battlefield?

[@S4nguineP3nguin]

For some reason I truly believe that vinny could be a voice actor for Rick and Morty

[@jussmaster]

Aw, you forgot the epic 1v1 boxing match :(

[@Mattmannx3]

I've seen a lot of videos of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator recently but I haven't even come close to laughing as hard at the rest of them as I did at this one.

[@connorpailas8956]

YES! Love Buzz is a sick song Vinny! One of Nirvana's most underated

[@smitias_8474]

0:13 - PlayStation vs Xbox in a nutshell

[@kitkatchunkyy]

Quality upload, appreciate ya.

[@hamishmacdonald8593]

2:32 Snake, do you think love can bloom in the battlefield?

[@phillipschneider4175]

This is one of the best streams Vinny has ever done xD

[@Gamer4672]

War...War never changes

[@eltacufe]

So much lobe fur u, so damm!. Keep it taight. Kudos, infinite kudos.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

Am I watching a bunch of Morphs dueling it out with naked smurfs?

[@mesakat104]

*snort* TOTALLY *cough* *snort* A *insert random noise here* *fart* ACCURATE *slurp* BATTLE *moist fart* SIMULATOR *snorts for eternity*

[@wispy9859]

Blitz: ahh spaghettiman Vinny: another character just imploded into the skybox

[@linkmacloud]

9:00 at 0.5x speed is hysterical

[@jiazji]

It just corrupted itself.

[@dragon00536]

5:40 I must go my people need me

[@absenteeabby2]

I adore those streams.

[@bleuthoot]

The music in the last scene, amazing

[@williampipoly1069]

6:11 Now THIS is podracing!

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

2:13 The name of this corruption (glitch) is "Mr Stretch Infinity"

[@seizurethelawnfrog809]

I remember watching the whole chase on stream best 10 min of my life.

[@cheeseboy847]

8:30 The red guy on the left has been possessed by a demon and is now looking into my soul.

[@gaminggladiator06]

8:14 i can’t believe he didn’t notice the horse rider slam into an ally peasant and sent the peasent’s corpse into an ally bowmaster.

[@alphamaxnova1]

love can bloom on the battlefield amazing

[@hypermonkey600]

The last guy was just unscrewing his pommel so he could end him rightly

[@lordgigapiller]

This came out four fucking years ago good god, how time flies sometimes

[@ShooneyToons]

oh my god im crying thank you vinny

[@clashmanthethird]

War. War never changes.

[@00dDodo]

war never changes

[@GlaceonStudios]

7:04 Would you believe me when I tell you, you are the queen of my heart? Please don't deceive me when I hurt you, just ain't the way it seems.

[@chickenking67]

It's come so far since those days... Nice

[@KynatNL]

I lost it at "Oh my god I've crippled them"

[@happyhellday3]

7:03 Nirvana. Hell yes!

[@minespatch]

The slowed down benny hill music killed me.

[@viibeknight]

I haven't laughed loudly for so long until I watched this.

[@coolbugfacts3953]

Im sad now, the video is over

[@bobbarker4584]

this needs to be adapted into an actual real time strategy game

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

But it has to keep the silliness

[@TheParadox1010]

War. war never changes.

[@KevinFinkbeiner]

I’ve never laughed harder in my life than I did at the Benny Hill chase at the end.

[@caspianhorlick4529]

Metal Gear Solid VI: The Phantom Gun

[@AlonzoTompkins]

The true essence of beauty turned into a glorious mess. Marvelous.

[@RinqMasterLP]

This game is exactly like Miragine War. Seriously check it out its like the same premise.

[@Gazaster]

I love how calm vinny is sometimes. *man rockets into space* "alright. goodbye. seeya."

[@Redink524]

Why do all the boxers look like they want them some french fry potaters after the battle? mmhm. This is one of the funniest uploads vinny has done, i gotta find this game.