[Vinesauce] Vinny - Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator

In the Ultimate Battle Simulator we can finally learn who would win in a battle -- penguins versus chickens. Streamed live on Vinesauce. Check out my other youtube channel for full streams. ► bit.ly/vinefullsauce My twitter: ► / vinnyvinesauce
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[@soniczeds]

Before Ganon, before Link, before Zelda, Hyrule was a chaotic wasteland of Cuckoos and Penguins.

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

Indeed

[@Mikeanglo]

The Spartans are dying because it's subzero weather conditions and they're wearing fucking loincloths. Great call, Leonidas. You've officially made the same mistake both the Nazis and Napoleon made...attacking penguins during winter.

[@SupaSonicFanboy]

This sounds like something that Rick would actually say.

[@sirllamaiii9708]

Germant didnt attack in the winter lmao

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

George Washington: *laughs in christmas*

[@sashiboop]

Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.

[@WasabiKitCat]

Midnightfjord The Polynesian God Your profile picture disturbs me and I can't tell why.

[@loopyzach7537]

*Y O U R W E L C O M E*

[@jaded151]

@@WasabiKitCat For those reading in the future when he changes his profile pic, it's a close up of Mayonnaise from Mana

[@kokoseij]

@@jaded151 thank you, I was wondering why a pink haired girl who presumably commits suicide later on is disturbing.

[@jaded151]

@@kokoseij i have no idea who the fuck mayyonnaise from mana is anymore. i keep googling it and finding nothing. what was passed me on?

[@vinesauce]

Some kind of Spartan-Penguin hybrid

[@ValtteriNieminen]

FIRSt

[@KaoticPopTartz]

vinesauce SECOND

[@imdeadinside6310]

THIRD

[@joeypm1]

vinesauce fourth ey

[@haybales2549]

fifth let this become a legacy

[@alexkrueger9415]

vibrating Spartan taught me love really can bloom on a battlefield

[@h0verman]

vibrating spartan taught me never to climb rocks

[@djdexcat]

Now all I can think of is... "The chickens are revolting!" "Finally, something we can agree on."

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Ah, what a movie...

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

....Is it wrong I barley remember Chicken Run, Peecocks?

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

He did tell her they was organized.

[@ThanatosZero]

"They have killed Zero" So Chill Penguin managed what Neo Arcadia could not. Killing the legendary reploid Zero with a army of penguins.

[@cosmicstrawberry7579]

SOMEBODY ELSE KNOWS

[@den-lavender]

not even omega can't defeat the penguins

[@dizzyshroom8376]

The Spartans vs the ogre was like stepping in a Ant pile

[@yaboirandall7638]

Dizzyshroom8 solatorobo

[@misterpaulferdinand]

And I thought Club Penguin servers were shut down...

[@heckstersjr]

Penguins rioted because of it

[@siegwardinspirit]

☆Mr. Paul☆ they killed thousands of innocent bystanders in the aftermath

[@peaceowl4863]

4:58 *"Our arrows will blot out the sun."*

[@LinkDLuffy15]

Danker Doge Good, then we will fight in the shade!

[@AlexFox-kf9wl]

5:30 What it feels like to play Scout.

[@CherrygroveCity]

This was a *totally accurate battle simulator.*

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

But thats a battle simulator. A *TOTALLY Accurate Battle Simulator.*

[@wickedraptor2651]

that it was

[@badmanjones179]

ultimate epic end card battle tournament

[@badmanjones179]

fatmag

[@thegreatesthigh1788]

Computer-Monster THANKS FOR WATCHING

[@Brunhemoth]

something about the blazing rain of bullets the soldiers unleashed onto the chicken horde that was just magnificent

[@BiFFaR]

Definitely one of your best streams to date. The LoTR music towards the end of the full stream is absolutely amazing..

[@pierdeer]

No no, this stream had the Lord of the Rings music, most notably during the Chicken and Penguin fight. He did two streams of this as of now. This video is made out of the first one :)

[@killerkid2028]

Piergaming Where did he upload the full stream?

[@DraconisMarchVII]

The simulator genre is definitely overpopulated, but this game is a rare gem.

[@MKVProcrastinator]

How is Vinny's computer not burning by now.

[@ValentineC137]

Because the game is stupidly well optimised

[@jackrose3542]

Valentine it is a really good game

[@TrianglePants]

why can't all PC games be optimized this well

[@trueblade3636]

Cause his PC is full of beans

[@seangiglio]

@@TrianglePants The reason the game runs so well is because all of the troops use the same models, so the game only needs to load one model per team rather than rendering thousands of unique models

[@JeDDyDee]

4:20 - Legend of Zelda's Cuccos make an appearance.

[@heartlessmushroom]

Vinny valiantly exposes the horrors of World War Chicken to a contemporary public.

[@ZephyrUnderground]

PETA is going to lose their shit.

[@WasabiKitCat]

4:20 for some reason these chickens really disturb me. They're moving at light speed and it just freaks me out and I can't tell why.

[@Profkol0rado]

Probably scariest part is that when you try to run it just outruns you and kill in just a second before you even know your about to die

[@TheRamblingSoul]

5:45 nearly pissed myself laughing at super ogre vs the wave of super Spartans

[@Goldin55]

5:22 Oh. Well... um, looks like the Spartans all had their coffee that morning.

[@Dantheman_1942]

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

[@NacoEstupido]

Love is a battlefield

[@PrivateSchemers1]

Can bloom on the battlefield? Twilight Princess says yes.

[@vulcan6460]

Spartans? Turtles? Chuck Norris? Is it 2006 again?

[@rodriguez6042]

Rise of the planet of the chickens And of course its sequel: Rise of the planet of the penguins

[@hexayin]

I was laughing my goddamn ass off during this stream it's just so... beautiful.

[@mraveragecookie9722]

ITS OVER ANIKAN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

[@lowkey1167]

man i really wanted to see the part from the penguin/chicken/tortoise war where there was just that slow zoom out while the sad strings played. such an unscripted and perfect moment that was

[@Laekith]

Closing Club Penguin wasn't the wisest decision was it Disney?

[@GetTheBugSpray]

This was a great stream, and a really good highlight video!

[@kantenkratzer]

2:01 Orders are... SHOOT!

[@bazzle592]

I'm just impressed that he was able to render all of that at a stable framerate.

[@FragelBagel]

Southbird! Where were the Schuut Gunfinities?! They were one of the highlights of the stream lmao

[@ArnauPuig19]

And multiple Shreks coming from the swamp

[@firstnamelastname3435]

SOOTBURDT.WHY YOU NOT INCLUDE THE SCHUUT?

[@YourCrazyOverlord]

I haven't cried from laughter at a stream in a long time, but this one did it. Bless this game.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

2:43 Persian soldiers prepare to take the Thermopylae, 480 BC

[@feiwong3634]

I want to play this so badly, but my pc will explode if i not update it to run it.

[@brianimy]

Wow, Fire Emblem Warriors looks great.

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

Watch as the next batch of Dragonstone-using characters are tortoise-like in appearance...

[@Hwarming]

This was a really fun stream, I'd love to see more when the game gets some updates, Vinny sounds like he had fun with it too

[@DeathKnight5608]

2:44 It's that penguin scene in "Meet the Spartans" multiplied several times.

[@colinchildress1251]

7:11 At least we know how Birddemic got its sound effects.

[@faze_d4nk775]

great stuff as always vinny

[@keiko3520]

Best vinny video ever. PLEASE MORE OF THIS!

[@spoopy_robino]

JAMES SULLIVAN IS TOP SCARER AT MONSTERS INCORPORATED AS WELL AS WWII SOLDIER

[@henrik6754]

Chuck Norris jokes? How old is this game?

[@MrPatters]

Like a month.

[@handsomebrick]

How old is the designer?

[@BIGBLUBLUR]

Like a month

[@sickgringo007]

In the comments on Swiss newspaper websites, you still see them made unironically sometimes. And people actually like, laugh.

[@WasabiKitCat]

It's kind of funny because it's such an old meme so you don't expect it.

[@redking36]

5:23 Oh God, it's like 100 OH CANADA laser bears from Age of Mythology!

[@m.m.2897]

This is possibly the most beautiful game I have ever seen.

[@xxEpicxGunnerxx]

what the "Great Wall movie" battles should have been

[@victikirby15]

Man, Fire Emblem Switch looks great

[@SotheX]

Four words: Watch out for Lyn.

[@FlameJackstar]

This is why we love Vinny. For this kind of commentary.

[@brogis2]

I don't think the Roman was trying to create a spartan-penguin hybrid. I think he was trying to make love, not war. LET HIM BE WITH HIS LOVER.

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

Marie best Squib gurl.

[@brogis2]

I'm actually a Callie fan but I enjoy Marie's aesthetic

[@Itz_Zer0]

4:22 made me die on laughing

[@1un4cy]

How does this game manage to run 10's of thousands of units

[@superbseth64]

When link attacks a cucco Cuccos: 1:42, 4:24

[@chaspen2843]

what kind of fucking supercomputer do you have that allows you to spawn 23000+ penguins and spartans with barley noticable framedrops or without the game or windows crashing or not having your computer catch on fire

[@TheEnd5632]

Chaspen i was thinking the same

[@emsbratjr9852]

But his computer crashes from Doom

[@maskedman1195]

NOW THIS IS EPIC

[@Gaia_BentosZX5]

These battle simulators are top-notch.

[@snugglebunnyskullcrusher]

is this CODWWII?

[@SmaMan]

It's the Penguins Vs. Chickens Vs. Zombies Day-1 DLC pre-order bonus.

[@badmanjones179]

no its not Can Of Dead Worms for the WII

[@a-ks.5837]

CoDWWIIn's Law

[@perfect2b118]

I would love to see more gameplay of this

[@delsin1126]

I want this game, thanks vinny

[@nintendokirby64]

amazing

[@mikhailmcmorrow6440]

1000 Italian pisanos Vs 1 grand dad experiment 1000 degree knife Vs boss baby in the hood

[@lowkey1167]

ebic

[@SaucyPuppetShow1]

Haven't laughed this hard at a Vinesauce video in years XD

[@akaiju9281]

THis is the best thing I've ever seen

[@technogoat9987]

War...war never changes.

[@badmanjones179]

video made me laught while burping FUCKI?NG? OUCH

[@sidg868]

1:32 Its like zelda all over again

[@cobrapanic]

5:07 Helms Deep looks great.

[@mrs.featherbottom5901]

I had forgotten how funny Vinny is. :)

[@superdonavanbrosgaming6206]

Now we could answer a 1000 duck sizes horses or a horse sized duck

[@Forever-kl4zn]

MORE OF THIS

[@junki3558]

Omg the super soldiers he way they surrounded that super Orc and then just ran away was like a pihranna in spongebob lol

[@stipfedart]

Slow and Steady wins the war.

[@Isrealisanillegitimatestate]

I can feel my PC lagging just watching this video

[@PerkinsVR]

this is why there are only quite a few penguins left in the world, instead of a whole lot, like there used to be.

[@Bthegamenerd]

NEVER FORGET

[@TheShangryLlamas]

How the heck did we get a highlight video this fast?

[@parensugtar6509]

War, war never changes

[@frito1625]

Never forgetti.

[@h0verman]

*I WILL DIE WITH A HONOR*

[@MasterOfTheMarsh]

Its like TABS only with less physics and working framerates :o

[@RavenStory71123]

1:59 KFC’s firing squad vs the poultry rebels, this is definitely how I remember assault on Kernel Sanders being like

[@SimplyMavAgain]

How was the Cavalry-Music match up not included? My second favorite moment. 😂

[@TL013]

I want this game omg.

[@ShyGuyXXL]

This game needs pikmin!

[@benji78910]

woah a main channel upload

[@nowthatsanadequatecustom7991]

This reminds me of the episode of the grim adventures of billy and Mandy when billy sees the movie about exploding penguins

[@AtlanticSpamHammer]

*GOTTA GO FAST*

[@vanillabean3794]

Getting stoned to this is a fucking ride

[@indycoone9027]

3:40 Make love not war

[@Bunccellati]

Oh boy

[@sirmugman]

oh gods what did i just watch? it was too funny

[@samharradence5689]

yes

[@JohnnyD1986]

And thus, the legend of the Victory Turtle was born.

[@samr8889]

Now imagine, making a full RTS of this

[@ozkarlcool]

you know it's a good video when it has penguins in it

[@cowkiller3003gaming]

I need this game

[@deadlysnakeman]

My God, Vinny's computer is a beast.

[@AirshBornely]

I just realized Vinny seems to have the crust mic audio in this. What was up with that 3 years ago? lol Anyway, this is still great to come back to

[@totallynoteverything1.]

Robbaz used this to reinact the great nugget wars

[@bonzibuddythehedgehog5367]

top 10 bloodiest wars in history