[Vinesauce] Vinny - Ultra DOS QuALiTy MegaPak (part 1)

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

1:59 - Battle of the Eras 9:31 - General Dryptud - Jagten på Johanna 11:29 - Crime Wave 15:03 - Cyber Antero 16:53 - Last Rites 20:44 - Taco Bell - Tasty Temple Challenge 22:34 - Cheiw 24:50 - Champions of Zulula: Elite Edition 30:43 - Blood on the Floor (Go West Interactive) 36:34 - Dragon Tuka 3D 40:02 - Fighting Dragon 42:31 - Next Generation Trivia 46:16 - Noggin Knockers 48:14 - Noggin Knockers 2 52:42 - Battle Wrath 54:25 - Executioners 56:40 - Muta-Antit 59:27 - Rebel Runner 1:01:50 - Purple Dinosaur Massacre 1:04:09 - SENTO 1:05:59 - Tube 1:08:06 - Sim City 6000 1:10:51 - ACKNEX 3D 1:12:45 - Crystal Map 1:17:20 - Mr. Pibb - The 3D Interactive Game 1:21:39 - Blood Monsters 2: Brutal Games

[@mr.personalspace7831]

Are you a MAN SLAVE?

[@fatherfintanstack8810]

Vinesauce: The Full Sauce I'd like to say that I appreciate your intelligence, Vinny. You're one of the only streamers that has a grasp on the English language. I don't believe that I've ever heard you mispronounce a word. At this point, if you do, it's forgiven. Hallelujah. I feel so stupid when I watch stupid people play games. I feel that they don't deserve to enjoy themselves with video games for 8 hours a day until they achieve a semblance of education and establish their lives beforehand.

[@romajimamulo]

I think you set battle Rath to AI vs AI, so you weren't even controlling it

[@AlyphRat]

Battle of Eras OST kicks ass

[@SmaMan]

34:48 - “Blood in the Mornin’” as made famous by AC/DC, probably.

[@djdexcat]

46:22 - "We at Bloodlust Software by no means feel that this game is of any quality and it was done in a matter of days. A pathetic attempt to tide people over until our next decent game." The modern gaming industry desperately needs this level of honesty.

[@nytrodioxide]

Dexcat how I feel what Bethesda should say about Fallout 76

[@JoLiKMC]

@Dexcat Well… Ethan Petty _does_ work for Ubisoft Montreal (and has, since at least 2010), so maybe he could put that in their suggestion box? He _is_ a pretty good writer, I hear. ツ

[@bulkypigeon]

Devolver e3

[@legion999]

Yeah because people were just clamoring for another game from bloodlust software, demand was so high it needed to be satisfied at least temporarily or there would be revolt among bloodlust software fandom

[@AndyNewman95]

Oh no

[@Noobirus]

Battle of the Eras is one of the few games, which sold exactly 0 copies after it's release. Someone should send this game also to Joel and force him to master it. The lore and endings to each of the characters are simply mind-breaking.

[@WindmillGS]

15:03 Cyber Antero is a random ass game by an old Finnish demoscene group called tAAt who went and created classics such as stair dismount and truck dismount, which were later recreated by Secret Exit into games such as Stair Dismount (for mobile) and Turbo Dismount. And if I remember correctly, Secret Exit is just commercial name for the same old tAAt people.

[@Surkk2960]

I'm starting to understand why it took so long for video games to be accepted by the main stream...

[@zangl2955]

Imagine having a genesis with streets of rage 2 and then you go to your weird computer friend’s house and he boots up crime wave.

[@elpibeplay2255]

32:13 33:12 34:59 binyot becomes Brian "Toad" Johnson

[@ElRicardoMan]

and 37:08 ...sorta.

[@mikotoh]

58:59

[@GamayObera]

46:18 Bloodlust Software did NESticle and Genecyst, a NES and Mega Drive / Genesis emulator, both for MS-DOS, respectively

[@uubrmanx]

Don't forget Timeslaughter!

[@JoseBronxRican]

I still miss Genecyst; AFAIK, to this day, none of the current emulators have that detailed real-time graphic for the FM output Genecyst did. At least Gens KMod and Regen Debugging have real-time hex displays.

[@CPCGamer]

THAT'S why their UI was a pile of dripping blood! I never knew that but it all makes sense now.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Ah yes, name your Nes emulater after a ballsack.

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

Bloodlust software made the first console emulators, genecyst(for the genesis) and NESticle(for the NES), so they deserve some recognition. But yeah, they're hilariously edgy.

[@Jerberjer]

oh my god, that explains the name and severed hand pointer ahahaha

[@NeoPerfectPhantom]

Plug and Plague is like a Saturday morning cartoon villain of the week, they're a dime a dozen and don't really do much besides copying what all your favourite villains did but worse. Android shit-shows are more like the arc villains, they're worse and tend to be painful stereotypes, but they have a greater goal (stealing all the money). But MS-DOS games... they're the Eldritch horrors that were never meant to be uncovered and mark a really strange, dark turn towards the end of the season. And then we're right back to the campy and comical Plug and Plagues.

[@GrateGrapes]

Best Sunday Stream comment ever.

[@vanessaashford9203]

I haven't seen Vinny play it so far (probably because it's actually not considered too bad from what I've seen), but there's actually a DOS puzzle game where you literally play as a pyromaniac arsonist and your goal is to find the right places in different buildings to start fires such that the entire thing burns to the ground. There was also a drug cartel business management sim called Dope Wars (or Drug Wars, in some versions). DOS games are an incredible yet also terrifying world unto themselves.

[@vanessaashford9203]

for those who don't know: Battle of the Eras was literally the creation of a small group of 9th graders who were obsessed with Mortal Kombat back in the '90s and wanted to make their own "extreme" fighting game. The character models are literally just the creators (and at least one younger sibling, and of course claymation) in thrown-together costumes filmed in one of their family homes (hence why they're all kids and none of them are wearing shoes), like they pretty much had a budget of exactly $0.00, just using stuff they already had on hand. For all of its (very understandable, given its history) flaws, it's honestly both really impressive to me and downright endearing that it's even a finished game that actually exists and is now readily available to people, as how many of us dreamed of making some piece of media as kids, but never even got close to actually having a chance, let alone finishing anything?? Keep in mind that this was also all during an era in which indie games in the sense we'd understand today were basically not really a thing.

[@breazy832]

Let me guess you’re the small group of 9th graders

[@kvntlord]

​@@breazy832the comment is literally about observing youth from a second perspective but ok

[@qazwer333]

Fun fact. The games at the End of Champions of zulula are not abandon ware. You can still buy them. Heck a guy named ross scott did a game dungeon episode on construction bob which is another game by the same dev. I think all of them in a package costs five bucks now.

[@BloodCobra]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n324nHRmhrt-b5o

[@CaptmagiKono]

Game dungeon is best series

[@judewelos]

Ross Scott of Freemans mind?

[@jemperdiller]

One of the Noggin Knockers devs has linkedin profile stating that he is EA Senior Software Engineer, and another one is award winning scriptwriter for Assassins creed from Eidos.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Icer Addis' last credit seems to be Madden 2011, so he might not still be with EA. Ethan Petty however, works at Eidos after working for Ubisoft for 11 years. Although he was the lead writer for Watch_Dogs 1, so take that how you will...

[@RoyStorey]

it's not included in this but the best part about the stream going down was vinny said something like "watch as they delete this VOD" literally moments before it stopped

[@ExtremeWreck]

Honestly, considering that this was before the internet, some of these are quite impressive for little indie games.

[@vinesauceobscurities]

Blood Monsters 2 is Finnish. Why does Finland make so much bewildering shit?

[@bawbehh]

*BLOOD IN THE MORNIN*

[@sound7846]

Bawbeh *BLOOD IN THE AFTERNOON*

[@JJAB91]

Was Vinny combining AC/DC with that old Pizza Bagels commercial?

[@SmaMan]

@@sound7846 *BLOOD ON MY SKULL AS I GO TO THE STO-AH*

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

9:30 this is danish and translated it means: "Aha! Johanna most be stolen or kidnapped! That is a task for a real general and all of his friends! Come with me, and help me find Johanna!"

[@JoLiKMC]

I grinned like an idiot, when Vin played my beloved, childhood games of choice from Bloodlust Software, _"Noggin Knockers 1/2"_ and _"The Executioners."_ Vin's reactions were _gorgeous._ Also, I never knew that the _Executioners_ demo says, "order now!" The full game just goes, "1, 2, 3, kick it!"

[@JoLiKMC]

Also, what the hell? "Purple Dinosaur Massacre" swiped its soundtrack from Apogee's _Dark Ages_ and a Software Vision's _Labrynth [sic] of Zeux!_ Wowie! I did not expect that. (I don't know where _Zeux's_ "VeryBusy.cmf" originated from, though.)

[@Tinlion09]

The things you're collecting in Cyber Antero are E-numbered food additives, which is just a whole nother level of weird.

[@JomasterTheSecond]

can we please make manslave the new vinesauce meme of the day

[@WilfredCthulu]

Blue Shirt Bart is confirmed weaker than regular Bart.

[@kingkippo1777]

Wilfred Cthulu the real question is: will he be confirmed as an alternate color for Bart in Smash 5, or a clone character?

[@fatherfintanstack8810]

King Kippo DLC, powered by EA

[@kingkippo1777]

Super Duperest presented to the masses by the legendary Todd Howard himself.

[@theflannelfisherman8329]

He is weaker thus he must consume 2x *PANT*

[@porgy5978]

King Kippo He'll be an echo fighter for regular Bort. Biggest difference is that blue shirt bort doesn't consume as many pants

[@imshooketh2146]

BLOOD IN THE MORNING

[@ekmad]

49:55 M A N S L A V E

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

Oh man I remember when Retsupurae took the piss out of Crime Wave. M.O.B became M.O.M, drugs became Philadelphia Cream Cheese, Coca Cola everywhere, and “hey boss, I think he’s got 500,000 points!” Yes, it was meant to be a shitty NARC.

[@georgewilson7432]

Who can forget that wonderful character that is Crack Mack?

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

George Wilson Daaa Bears!

[@georgewilson7432]

Crime Wave also taught us that vials full of urine are quite valuable for mobsters.

[@djoninstark1978]

That Mr Pibb game accurately reflected my life on a night out drinking: flopping around uselessly in a fountain while I slowly died and burping constantly.

[@ilikecurry2345]

There seems to be a running theme in food DOS games being Doom Clones. There's Chex Quest, Taco Bell: Tasty Temple Challenge, and now that Dr. Pepper copycat that they serve at my local Waffle House.

[@DJIdroneabout]

That last one was sort of quality caliber that definitely deserves to be remade for PS4 it was outstanding bravo

[@kylesatwon1134]

6:45 That looks like somebody's standing up in a really tall trash bag

[@freedustin]

Oooh that launcher is sooooo 90's! I had so many 1000 DOS game CDs that had loader menus like that.

[@jonahabenhaim1223]

1:19:15 this is like if Doom was mixed with Baldi’s basics

[@GreatSphynx]

Vaporwave and Terminal 7 were both invented by Blood Monsters 2

[@AgentRedJackal]

This gave me some major flashbacks, especially games like Noggin Knockers and Executioners, which have an art style not unlike the kind of weird stuff me, my eldest brother and school friends used to draw in paint. Speaking of which, that Barney game seemed extra familiar to me because it mentioned the Barney killing gif animation; which... I thought was done by my brother? I remember it being a ms paint looking animation of a guy cutting Barney in half. I remember my brother sharing that gif with me and some other crude animations back in the earliest days of email. Maybe someone else did it, but if you ever see his old art it's very reminiscent of Noggin Knockers etc.

[@Ciretako]

29:37 "Construction Bob Escapes From Hell" Deepest interchannel lore

[@mikotoh]

???

[@Ciretako]

@@mikotoh yeah

[@mikotoh]

​@@Ciretakothanks for never explaining

[@Ciretako]

​@@mikotoh if it's any consolation I have in that time come out as trans and non-binary p.s. if what I was talking about was literally just "Construction Bob Escapes From Hell is a game which appears in the video" then I _think_ the bit would have been that Ross Scott, Accursed Farms, had done a video on Construction Bob Escapes From Hell at around the same time?

[@juhaniheinonen6132]

Brutal games is a top notch finnish game.

[@MEYGOAD]

This stream made me age rapidly

[@AlyphRat]

I'm a 40 years old father who wakes up at 8 am to mow the lawn

[@baconlabs]

1:05:18 Jeez, Shovel Knight's in this game too?! That guy really gets around!

[@rr0binx]

Nice impression of what a dying cancerous Toad who was trying out hard rock would sound like

[@IceBreak23]

i miss DOS Quality™ strems

[@r.o.brobot3296]

>helicopter onions I always thought the peahats were more like pineapples. Glad to hear someone else had the same initial reaction to peahats that I did when I was a youngun, though

[@CoolHandleHere]

For some reason, it took me a while to realize Cyber Antero is in Finnish. It really should have been obvious, but it still somehow took me a while. :'D Also, I'm surprised at the amount of Finnish games in here. :o

[@GreatSphynx]

finnish demoscene had lots of weird stuff for me to pick from

[@ThatOneHellsingFan]

​@GreatSphynx the Finnish dos community was pretty strong, mostly ISO.

[@uubrmanx]

_That Taco Bell game is a DOS game from 2000._ Also. will Simcity 6000 save the series after Simcity 2013?

[@moritzzz1]

No but Cities: Groundcurve will

[@ilikecurry2345]

It's a bootleg where the title screen is presumably the North Korean army.

[@MGoolas]

So many games from Bloodlust software. I used to play Noggin knockers 2 and timeslaughter for hours

[@TheMoogleMaster]

I could never get Executioners too work on my old computer, couldn't get it to work when I tried to make a video of it.

[@JomasterTheSecond]

*M A N S L A V E !*

[@mihaelkYeah]

Blood Monsters 2: Brutal Games felt like a CBoyardee video.

[@ThatOneHellsingFan]

Cboyardee video but in video game style

[@fatherfintanstack8810]

Vinesauce the Full Sauce MS-Dos bundles are one of God's colors.

[@光の女神パルテナ-n2x]

9:34 New Astérix live action movie footage leaked

[@simrani8032]

blood monsters 2 made me have an out of body experience

[@JoseBronxRican]

1:10:21 - "...What separates 'edge' from 'dark'?" Is Dark in a band?

[@theshep]

I like the BBS bit at the end of Gladiator the game.

[@Dr_Tapeworm]

gotta love the Shitty Bootleg Ur-Quan Kzer-Za Theme at 4:39

[@DeadwingDork]

Anyone else recognize Crime Wave from the Retsupurae series way back when?

[@ilikecurry2345]

I think it looks like a slapdash clone of NARC for the arcade machines.

[@qqq1701]

I remember playing a demo for a Bloodlust software game when I was a young bab. It was magical.

[@bkebradley]

Everything from Bloodlust looks like the shit my edgy teenage friends and I used to draw while we listened to Slipknot and Korn.

[@GO-tq6hs]

THE WORM... WINS

[@johnathonbeaumont8643]

You know you're fighting game will be great when you don't even give the fighters some space at the start of the fight

[@ilikecurry2345]

Actually Vinny, the Mega Man DOS games were licensed by Capcom. The first one was some sort of passion project, and the second one was almost an Earth Day-themed parody called Eco Man.

[@tripdefect87]

Battle Of The Eras, much like Mortal Kombat itself, "gives me hope for humanity" as Raiden might say

[@EXMachina.]

*THERES BLOOD ON THE DAMN FLOOR*

[@harley-wp6xt]

that intro for blood on the dancefloor ripped off the kurgan's sword scene from highlander

[@MidnightMechanic]

22:31 is that a Red Vox song??

[@FoxyAlice93]

Are those Toad noises or AC/DC noises?

[@THiNGYBOBinc]

Taterdude Guy Yes

[@SirJusticeNugget]

What's the difference?

[@digipack]

The Mr Pibb dude up the top reminds me of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff for some reason

[@mikotoh]

8^y

[@TheMoogleMaster]

Champions Of Zulala is next to impossible, but I remember getting a kick out of watching the bashes.

[@MrDmoney156]

6:07 Gatekeeper kinda looks like Michael Cera

[@christophercampbell6884]

Information collection side effects this is fully digitized com be in cartoon sound effects which include 1600 completely individualized sounds that you can mix and match as you please

[@Akendolfr]

Cyber Antero, voiced by Midna.

[@davontraytheramene1648]

34:59 Ac/Dc New Song

[@sgtguy1]

Battle of the Eras is the most disgusting thing I've seen

[@MaxODrive]

Quality over quantity? I beg to differ. What we need is *QuALiTy AND quantity*

[@Valientlink]

7:44 fucking SLAPS

[@Valientlink]

that's church yo

[@SuperWarMech]

BLOOD IN THA AFTER NOOOOOON!!!!

[@ilikecurry2345]

Purple Dinosaur Death, and subsequently Massacre, might've been made by someone who was really mad at Barney for being so babi show.

[@killrgr9267]

21:28

[@ErdrickHero]

Bloodlust Software - didn't they develop NESticle?

[@hpalpha7323]

battle of the eras sounds like metroid fusion

[@spitefulraven]

I've watched years and years worth of Vinesauce, I really think this one takes a record time in straight 0 to 500% nonsensical garbage

[@DonkeyKongJr]

1:57

[@gabrielarias6518]

BLOOD IN THE EVENING!

[@kemikamiku375]

37:42 Guy makes scream in cutscene

[@romajimamulo]

Champions of Zulula is so obscure, the only Wikipedia page on the game is in Italian

[@TheMoogleMaster]

I've played it.

[@romajimamulo]

Then you might be able to make the English Wikipedia page, citing some review sites and such

[@pieckelis]

"this one doesn't connect to the internet" :^)

[@yu-gi-hog8187]

13:18 are the mucks vinny?

God I love the 90's

[@HelloKittySGTC]

32k Views and only 600 Likes, VineSauce members to lets get Vinny trending on KZbin!

[@WarpxD]

23:43 AY

[@mikotoh]

big man

[@asdfasdfasdfasdfasd3534]

Oh Yes Tis A Magnificent BOVINE.

[@DreamerDanielsun]

Did anyone else just had a sudden thought of the Angry Video Game Nerd in the beginning?

[@MamaAki]

Imagine...Bloodlust software would eventually make timekillers and then Street Fighter the movie the arcade game...

[@TMBG1337]

i miss the sauce they used to put on chalupas. that shit was good

[@thevastmeow]

The music is actually okay in most of these games which is? Surprising?

[@shademillith]

Holy fuck, Champions of Zulula. I used to play the SHIT out of that game when I was like 6-8, but I've never remembered what the name of it was. My favorite character was Eyelid (he could cross the entire arena with a single jump) Man, that brings me back.

[@rmhaven142]

After i watched this for the first time the music of Cyber Antero bugged me. I knew i heard that melody before Today i found it: Its Freedom by DJ Bobo

[@evilg1258]

*thicctoons*

[@fratercontenduntocculta8161]

For some reason this video started making me think if runescape

[@diribigal]

fish in ice good emote

[@kingkippo1777]

Yess. Manie kwalities.

[@smissmasmd]

You ever just shoot a tree until it explodes?

[@jaylenleu6403]

Genuine question from a Gen Z, how many of these games would've been considered "decent" or "5-7/10" back in the 90s?

[@solarflare9078]

Probably like one or two to be honest. Most of them are so obscure, they didn't even have reviews lol

[@DaeOh]

they say 'gladitorial' isn't a word

[@HaraDayaful]

GODDAMN. General Dryptud. That was Danish children's programming that was on at 6:30 am on school days. No child willingly watched it. But nothing better would be on that early. His name translates to General Runny-nose. Premise is getting back his camel, Johanna. It seems the game is of even worse quality than the show was.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Ah yes. The Johnny Test of Denmark. Not really, because I can find precisely no similarities between them, least of all any that I'm able to see right off the bat.