[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 10 Destruction

[@bonzibuddy2349]

You can run but you can't hide. I'm coming.

[@TeddyCream0]

Bonzi BUDDY OH SHIT

[@ireallydontlikealotofstuff4536]

*_E x p a n d D o n g_*

[@ժղվմ18]

Cortana BonziBuddy oh no cortana what have you done mincrosoft

[@Blaze5857]

do you know expand dong?

[@youjustgothacked1168]

Yes

[@microsoftcortana9460]

I don't think I can help you with that.

[@discduderules]

Microsoft Cortana Who's been drawing dicks

[@Kuwassu]

Do you love me? :O

[@NinNin404]

Cortana is shit. SIRI FTW BITCHES!

[@joe6go]

Microsoft Cortana are you related to bonzai buddy?

[@IVR02]

Good evening, *EXPAND DONG*!

[@39peevedturtles19]

i love how joel has the bonzi buddy description memorized to the point that he recognized microsoft used the same damn wording

[@DJ-Dashy]

Yep🗿

[@manoellotti36]

@@DJ-Dashy Yo, Angelo

[@knockybunz]

It’s engraved into his memory, forever haunting him

[@adminfatballs1fan282]

You Have Been Bruhe'd i hear a jojo reference

[@gravyboi171]

No. It cut the part that shows him looking up bonzi buddy wiki

[@fizzydogg]

7 years later and the way the cropped video lines up at 9:34 just right to show $1 and Joel saying "ONE DOLLAR!" still makes me laugh every single time.

[@mr.contentlyso6485]

I quote that shit everyday 😭😭

[@kickstand2407]

Can you believe it? NO

[@katiserie]

8:58

[@MiracleMachine-vrsalrt]

@@katiserie o n e d o l l a r .

[@beckybecky125]

i love how even the blue text behind the cutout says $1

[@verticalpug2026]

That moment of regret when he said "minecraft sex porn" is hilarious

[@PersonWhoExists50306]

minecraft p*** is a real thing

[@verticalpug2026]

@@PersonWhoExists50306 i know

[@Mikhail_Malekov935]

@@PersonWhoExists50306 yes, and it's not as bad as you might think.

[@nootaboot7042]

Joel:”I heard it does something when you put in Minecraft” “M I n e c r a f t s e x p o r n”

[@nootaboot7042]

@cacacae10_ RBLX ill rewatch it later and tell you the timestamp

[@granddadjoel6129]

*"You'll have sex tonight"* *Game show music plays* Im crying

[@ereince]

Mayuri Sama Minecraft Sex Porn

[@VanillaTheFoxx]

no nonononono REGREET REGREET

[@Detroix95]

Windows is in dangeir Because: You'll have sex tonight

[@isteamyi688]

I died at that part. 😂🤣🤣😆😆

[@LocalHolehead]

@Toxin You mean..... *The Pussy is Right* :3

[@abelincoln3678]

9:56 Joel saying "Minecraft sex porn" is one of the best things I've ever heard.

[@bird-war]

Lol

[@christinebradley4601]

Then he was freaking out and trying to abort the mission

[@neproh]

*_No, nonononono! Regret, regret_*

[@Can0pener]

Why was he so worried?

[@vulfura]

Resolve All because Minecraft sex porn

[@noanime5762]

I like how he did this so much youtube auto-created a game called Destruction

[@NotJohnTanner]

Your pfp is sus

[@Nocturne61]

@@NotJohnTanner Your comedy is stale.

[@NotJohnTanner]

@@Nocturne61 thanks i already know that

[@tnrproductions1231]

I noticed that wtf

[@hiimemily]

@iurnmen Sounds like a shitty death metal band, they'd probably have a legible logo.

[@dracaroni.n.cheese]

I love how he says “two pelicans”

[@ivyswhatever2869]

It needs to be a song

[@equal7752]

t o o p e l i k e n s

[@shockd5545]

Two pellekans

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

two peLi CaNS

[@tobiasfriedchicken]

Too pelleycans

[@gulf_dado_apoc]

3:36 Windows police? *D o n ' t R u n*

[@giuspystardust8139]

Why are you running?!

[@andrewbarden7672]

They know what he look for on contana for minecraft

[@henrinta]

Re

[@mrmemes7883]

Congratulations. You are being rescued. *please do not resist.*

[@VSink7631]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aISYZmycnp5kn6M

[@devinlightbody6017]

The captions are messed up after Cortana is revealed, just a lil note.

[@andodide]

It had a little section they somehow removed, probably because of copyright

[@lilowleelani]

andodide ooooooo that’s why it was cut there.

[@Raoul1808.]

It's sad it got removed This moment was the best of the video

[@AgungParamtapa123]

Music copyright, I assume. Can prevent monetization on videos that have that. The subtitle needs to be updated, that's for sure.

[@aleksandur240]

there was a comparison between them and a cool edit, which used a copyrighted song that was removed a month or two ago along with the part, and the captions arent updated.

[@opalrose2002]

The way he says “windows is in danger” makes me die laughing every time

[@bluedogz1624]

*vhindoes is in dangaer*

[@adamdenardis5438]

Or how about "TWO PELICANS"

[@Nocturne61]

IT’S GOT PIG NOISES?!

[@JetFalcon710]

3:23

[@AshNololblu-yn7hk]

vhindos is en daynjher

[@goldenzeroeh9573]

*_$ O N E D O L L A R . $_*

[@Cramslor]

What kind of income is going to set you free?

[@ultsppi9262]

Forrest Millsap O N E D O L L A R .

[@Cramslor]

How much money do you need to buy all the things you've ever wanted?

[@ultsppi9262]

@@Cramslor Uno dollar.

[@antioriginalityguy]

O N E D O L L A R

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

>Make yourself look big. >Punch mountain lion in the nose. Quality

[@mihaelkYeah]

More like >Make yourself look big >[LetsGetItOn.mp3]

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

>Remind the mountain lion he doesn't get to bring friends.

[@theSato]

ay, what's the name of that Panda? I swear I knew once and it's driving me crazy.

[@mihaelkYeah]

Sato​​ I think her name is Luna. I'm not quite sure. I believe I know the artist though, and if I'm right it's SciFiJackRabbit.

[@theSato]

Jun :v Thaaaankyou

[@iziwings5363]

Joel when are you doing windows 11 destruction.

[@Darticus42]

*sad music plays*

[@Chr0niteVID]

It's gonna be Windows 12

[@Drawsome_209]

probably windows 20

[@niggapendeluxe1682]

In 2 years

[@lilwyvern4]

Windows 3.0 Destruction wouldn't be very doable because you wouldn't be able to really get online with it to fuck it up.

[@deadturret4049]

Can we just appreciate that despite everything, windows defender still tried to fix things. Underappreciated hero of windows destruction

[@RKDxNT3000]

Like it's amazing how good Defender is nowadays. I've got another antivirus program installed on my system but it rarely finds any issues. Namely I don't usually get into crusty, suspicious files but if I do, Defender usually catches it.

[@ExaltedUriel]

@@RKDxNT3000 For all the rightful shit people give Windows and Microsoft, Windows Defender is legit. Honestly glad we're past the days where people paid for garbage like McAfee and Norton, lol

[@deep_sea_creature99999]

i can just imagine windows defender saying ''I CAN STILL FIX THIS'' while the entire system is FLOODED with malware

[@Lumis_The_Lucario]

​@@ExaltedUrielas someone who unfortunately had mcaffe preinstalled on a windows 7 computer at a age where i wouldnt know how to remove it yes

[@onscreenmoper]

So we just gonna pretend we never saw that "I gave milk ice to my *younger cousin* " thing? Alright.

[@mikehunt4830]

It's best to just pretend we never saw it

[@TweekLudwig]

I'm scared, especially since that's an old comment.. from like 2007.. It's 2019... *Oh no..*

[@matti.8465]

Is that whole forum sexual or is it actually people who just like to eat ice? I really don't know

[@jonahj9519]

The next line mentioned 1% and 2% milk, so I’m gonna hold onto the hope that it’s milk and not “milk.”

[@BeanieGoth]

*_SWEET HOME ALABAMA-_*

[@audixas1]

I would love a stream where Joel just explores random parts of the internet.

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

I think he'd be too affraid of finding by porn by accident.

[@TestCrafted]

same

[@SerialBull]

You shouldn't stream it because 1, yeah, the porn stuff, and 2, if you record it, you can edit out any graphic/gore stuff.

[@TestCrafted]

Cease Crismon ^^

[@audixas1]

Cease Crismon Well, he could make a video instead, I don't care.

[@Drawsome_209]

death battle : Bonzi Buddy vs Cortana

[@tannerpenny8240]

You sir, are a genius. Someone needs to make this happen.

[@tom_the_bandicoot4595]

+kjftehstarman 64 cortana gave me a sukk

[@thefox17906]

Gorillaz Fan?

[@Drawsome_209]

james ledger yes

[@thefox17906]

Same, favourite song?

[@noorspetsialist5547]

2:15 Due to Joel cutting out the Bonzi Buddy part, the English subtitles weren't refreshed and now has a 10 second delay xd.

[@cat1554]

Why did he

[@TubbyFatfrick]

@@cat1554 He got DMCAd, iirc.

[@cubechan1938]

So can they fix it, now?

[@DJStuiter]

​@@cubechan1938no

[@siltstridersftw]

Just saw that and the subtitles glitched out, lol

[@S_whoelse]

When I heard " 'Lemon' mixed with 'milk' " My head contracted into my body and I gained 19 deseases and started to bleed from my eyes.

[@Chrishum]

Same

[@36jbf-as031lb]

Being immune to the shit of the internet hell gives me fear

[@S_whoelse]

@@prdgy6578 yes, "lemon" mixed with "milk" And a not too well cooked bat

[@S_whoelse]

@@prdgy6578 ah yes, sorry

[@AA-wr5kh]

Spooky

[@Someoneman-Doot]

The MEMZ trojan at the end reminded me of some nightmares I had as a kid where my computer would get a virus that plays loud music and takes away control from the mouse and keyboard.

[@controlleronahanger]

>computer gets trashed by memz >nyan cat plays how is the nyan cat thing not getting affected by the trojan

[@futureflea3917]

That sounds dreadfull

[@blurengo]

Pure quality ear rape

[@zanjinbutrem2276]

Jacen Hale memes never die. They are only forgotten.

[@heckles5866]

Someoneman i had the exact same nightmares!

[@scrimbo5794]

RIP Joel, Friend-zoned by a computer since 2016.

[@shakirashipslied9721]

Prod. Kuso That was a lie

[@andrewdonnell4093]

But what if Joel was not kill? **rewind sound**

[@Marlyjade]

I would like to remind everybody that Cortana was named after the AI that ends up getting corrupted in Halo. You know the Cortana that you spent all your time with who was super sweet and really nice and then all of a sudden she becomes a psychopath who wants to take over the world. Yeah Microsoft owns Halo and Cortana was named after *that* Cortana. Now imagine how I felt after I realized that when I got my computer and it had Cortana on it.

[@RepublicOfUs]

To be fair, this program was developed *before* Cortana's heel-turn in the games.

[@Marlyjade]

@@RepublicOfUs which low key makes it funnier to me

[@filmandfirearms]

It has the same voice actress, too. It's literally just Cortana

[@Duskaria]

Who gives a fuck about that shit game series

[@redacted90]

This honestly wouldn't be the case if it wasn't for 343 having the keys to the franchise. She was supposed to die in the previous game, but instead they decided to revive her as a villain because they are creatively bankrupt.

[@visibleconfusion9894]

so if you want to escape an animal just T-Pose

[@milkforever]

And then... ¿then?

[@abritinspace]

and a monolith

[@rosevans]

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? You have achieved your dream.

[@pickypath246]

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? Why do people who try get nothing but you have fucking 8,000 subscribers

[@egglisboingo335]

You have to show dominance

[@phohou]

I like how to person make the captions just puts "I don't speak Swedish"

[@Amazingalex-vv8xt]

You mean I like how “THE” person “THAT” makes the caption just puts “I don’t speak Swedish

[@Fuji086]

How how badly they caused it to lag.

[@shr00mski]

for reference joel said “vill du äta surströmming på min erotiska fula kuk?” aka “will you eat sour herring on my erotic, ugly cock” 😂

[@smolfrenchtoast9799]

@@shr00mski did he really say that holy shit- 😂😂😂😏

[@GhostLink92]

"How to nuke the entire Human Race" Pretty sure she's gonna try to in Halo 6.

[@nksdfsdbfkjbsajdfsdfugsakd99]

Nope. She already tried in Halo 5.

[@jameswood6669]

Wait, who are you talking about? Joel is a guy.

[@jameswood6669]

O wait Cortana now I get it

[@Inkaloo]

FBI Be Like Wtf Even.

[@saltwaterfish6043]

Windows 10: *literally trying its hardest to alert Joel that he has over 41 viruses downloaded and is gonna destroy the pc* Joel: Oh is that a- OH LOOK AT THAT CAT!

[@Daveaintreal]

ADHD problems. Idk if Joel has ADHD, but seeing him so distracted from imminent danger by such stupid things is a mood

[@MintyArisato]

Pretty sure it’s for the bit, makes it funnier if he “doesn’t notice” even though his goal is destruction

[@luminism]

*How much money do you want to be making?* One dollar. *Really think about that.* One dollar. *What kind of level of income is going to set you free?* One dollar. *How much money do you need to buy all the things you've ever wanted?* One dollar.

[@lightfeather2825]

Lüminism i

[@ThatYellowCat]

*Prepare for changes.. BIG CHANGES* One dollar!

[@vera4737]

TYC That's by far the best part.

[@sherrybasham6921]

Lüminism O N E D O L L A R !

[@classified5027]

Lüminism Mark Zuckerberg?

[@fadingintogames8278]

3:23 *Windos is in daingeir*

[@azulhidalgoherrera2845]

Vindos seeseen daenjeyre

[@omnitone]

RetroKirby Gaming thanks for this timestamp.

[@inverted9998]

THE jake360 there’s a clip for that :)

[@omnitone]

Teletext link pls

[@omnitone]

Teletext nvm i found it

[@fauxvvounds]

moral of the story: T-Pose when you see a mountain lion

[@viridian6812]

"ScaredShitless.ani not found"

[@ghettogecko7995]

Then punch it

[@posthistoricdino422]

They were right when they said tpose for dominance

[@zabloinksliu1688]

Understandable, have a nice day

[@bigsucc11]

dog does sucky fanart I did that to a deer 3 days ago in camp

[@Hedgehogfanatic2006]

3:46 Windows Police: "Your system is at risk." **Kills pigs**

[@poble]

“IT- IT’S GOT PIG NOISES!? WHAT!?”

[@gnuzwo1lk909]

@@poble *laughs continuously*

[@radioactiveApparition]

@sprinkls okay, my- my computer window broke. smashed!

[@ndrew_B]

@@radioactiveApparition Anyway lets go on the internet again and find some weird shit- oh. 41 infections found?

[@rintherenerous]

@@ndrew_B nah, I don- nah usnsikoanus *spit*

[@tungsten721]

absolutely OBSESSED with the way joel says 'pelicans'

[@aardbeiwastaken]

Gutas frogesatnch

[@piggi5xtheawesome973]

peli cans

[@cdojwolfey9290]

2 PelicAns

[@Syreyup]

*too pelicahns*

[@MYLAR.]

pellycans

[@KONODIODA]

Is anyone gonna mention that joel searched "Internet explorer anime"

[@I_love_dr_stone]

They did actually try making an anime mascot a while ago

[@joshuakorynta3385]

@@I_love_dr_stone the manga is more of a 4-Koma though

[@bowsmed]

you say that as if you wouldn't watch an anime about Internet Explorer

[@36jbf-as031lb]

Hat Mi

[@averagebritishguy7082]

@@bowsmed Would you? kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHm3hp98bLN0aNE

[@purplesam2609]

T-Pose to assert your dominance over the mountain lion

[@HatTrex]

Then punch it

[@satan2583]

t pose to be eaten by rumia then get asserted over by rumia

[@reginangel_official]

('_') T

[@fatbutterimp4166]

For anyone who wants to know, the theme at 12:06 is the oracle from secret of mana

[@battlekirby]

thank you.

[@MYLAR.]

tysm

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

Thx

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

My brother in Christ I thank you for this.

[@BeanieGoth]

i love you

[@0.0stef]

"M I N E C R A F T__S E X__P O R N"

[@chrisphil510]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Regret, Regret!

[@nathanbtw4439]

cambreaKer: .webm.exe

[@nissanv1663]

"double click" >search in google "click"

[@SamNaz065]

@@chrisphil510 *_-M I N E C R A F T-_*

[@NebulaOldChannel]

9:56

[@JeremyBX]

*8:04** Tposing, before it was considered humorous*

[@ImaginationMeme]

It was never funny

[@bombtastic2952]

@@ImaginationMeme it was but then fortnite put it in

[@mrwheatthins2413]

T posing was a meme for years thanks to Gmod, it just didn't become mainstream until last year

[@pancake5015]

Jeremy Boateng it was funny until 3 year old fortnite players started doing it everywhere.

[@marko9610]

JOEL WTF KING CRIMSON SKIPPED THE SECTION WHEN YOU WERE COMPARING CORTANA TO BONZI BUDDY

[@xantron1000]

Marko Studio thank god I thought I was the only one!!!!

[@LennyGaming]

KZbin be like:"This is a test"

[@Pantherkreal]

It wasn’t always like that...

[@Jessay]

@@Pantherkreal Yeah what happened? I noticed that too

[@atomicrenegade8194]

Jessay I saw a comment that said that the vid apparently got hit with a strike for the music in that segment.

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

4:32 is a hilarious edit, he's just having fun and it's just blaring an alarm in the background.

[@bensweetser7647]

"Minecraft sex porn NONONONO" I died

[@Deathninja5551]

Same

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

more like KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW

[@berrybear4383]

someone needs to make a GIF of that

[@regularflurfy8174]

regret regret regret

[@caspiantimothy6834]

same

[@Jokuman357]

7:22 "Whats this sarcastic Disney fuck doing? Hes like "DU HAA"" Had me in tears

[@Stolskai]

I punished my old computer for its shitty internet issues with the MEMZ virus, best experience I ever had

[@drewstephenson8346]

Geld Snivy Well done, sounds fun

[@deathpawn9]

Geld Snivy calling bullshit considering the maker didn't make it available afaik

[@Stolskai]

Boat - Do research before you comment please, I've seen school computers out of order from this virus

[@smasher4291]

i should do that to my old laptop when i get a new one.

[@Cobalt985]

install linux

[@bugfriendz]

and to think, windows defender is now an actually competent antivirus. how time flies.

[@dylangreen192]

8:00 T-pose to assert dominance

[@xxfatal_playzxx4671]

Dylan Green *WEAR A BIG ASS COAT*

[@ChaseMC215]

More like Act as a tree

[@NapkinDictator]

This was ahead of its time

[@BonziBUDDY]

That's right fucker. Cortana is my daughter taking the family job.

[@Oldschoolgamer13]

BonziBUDDY Hey 🅱eter.

[@void_tex]

Yes Elmo from Sesame Street

[@lapisdapis1438]

BonziBUDDY she'll choose het

[@prycwrn]

and who's your wife...

[@navc8522]

Siri.

[@CameronWasmund]

If you speak swedish to Cortana she'll write you a new Chainsmokers song.

[@choonky]

I speak swedish lol

[@succ6983]

No Name fan!

[@choonky]

Vänta är du svensk? (Wait do you speak swedish?)

[@Minty_Mentos_]

Lol

[@daanmollema6366]

VÄNTÄ

[@gonzotrash]

I cant believe this was 7 YEARS AGO

[@___aZa___]

"your computer might be at risk" -"NO SHIT!!!" xDDD

[@Testcat]

Stop! You have violated the law.

[@madelyncosme9121]

Testcat

[@david-rc3xw]

Testcat *CEASE*

[@rainxa]

"xDDD" please no

[@Y0Y0Evan]

2:15 got cut recently (my best guess is that the music got claimed), and that threw the subtitles completely out of whack.

[@hampoon]

Y0Y0Evan The subtitles were still very out of whack before.

[@marblebongos2794]

If I remember correctly, Joel was comparing the descriptions of Cortana and Bonzi Buddy?

[@KlonoaPrime]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIPYlIqZeLaSj7s

[@Y0Y0Evan]

@@KlonoaPrime oh cool thanks

[@misakipremixx]

I even noticed it too, the unclaimed ones was 1 or 3 minutes longer.

[@thebelovedlion2208]

9:50 “I’ve heard that if you ask her Minecraft questions, it does something different.” “Minecraft Sex Porn-NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO, REGRET REGRET. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO-[laughing]!!”

[@cavicape]

Your system is at risk!- *pig noise*

[@GhostLink92]

Sounded more like Raptors.

[@whatcomesnext2422]

*raptor.wav*

[@dumbgayenby]

mariokart3456 Shane Dawson WHO

[@SomeBlokeOrWhatever]

All Windows Polices are Pigs.

[@bobseeee]

555 Likes Omg I Witnesssesessed That

[@Michael-rs9xq]

2:20 "I hated Microsoft Windows 10's schnitzel to begin with. This sealed the deal. I'm never going back to Windows." -Another Satisfied Windows Customer

[@sawyer7256]

5 stars

[@mertj1508]

CONVERT TO FREEBSD

[@dreamlandbuds7710]

Have fun spending hundreds for a Mac that's barely better than Windows and has fewer games

[@mertj1508]

@@dreamlandbuds7710 CONVERT TO FREEBSD, or LINUCS

[@MaxtheCatto]

*MY FILES DELETE EVERYDAY*

[@ghost_type_gaming670]

windows 10 is called that due to the number of seconds it takes to completely break it

[@Legoman775]

when it works its actually quite fast

[@D8W2P4]

@@Legoman775 "If it works it just sends screenshots to microsoft" FTFY

[@ult6492kdg]

9:56 The search history of an average 12 year old

[@QuesoKaso]

complete with regret

[@BL95K]

he says it so calmly then proceeds to regret his life decisions (ik i am 3 years late)

[@MitskulpCh36]

I've watched this so many times but never noticed the antivirus with the Umbrella Corp logo. If that doesn't scream saftey I don't know what does

[@MitskulpCh36]

@XxXr3s!d3n7tp4$t4-g!rlXxX They deserve what's coming at that point

[@torterra1826]

Grammar

[@notarealperson9135]

"I gave the "milk" to my cousin" really fucked me up

[@lordmictian6951]

how to escape from mountain lions... T-Pose 2016, and the meme was already discovered but we didnt even know it yet...

[@youtuberemixes4275]

Lord Mictian I meannnnn most characters have t poses in video games just hidden deep in the files or something idk

[@J-D03]

WikiHow was ahead of its time.

[@overseerbomb7632]

the t-poseis usually the default pose in video game animation which means that if a character has no animation it does a T-Pose

[@poidachi6003]

Since 2002 it was already been made in touhou lmao

[@merolerolero]

@@PanzerPlant T-Pose was a meme before, the "assert dominance" thing wasn't. It came from wikiHow as well

[@bushkasounds9042]

him: "Look AT THE CAT!" windows: A threat has entered your computer

[@peachifii7258]

6:44 “how to cook lasagna in a dishwasher”

[@olgapoggioli5271]

SophieIsUnderwater *LASAGA*

[@cy.istooshort]

SophieIsUnderwater XD IM SCREAMING PLUS JUST ON APP STORE IN TOWN YOU WILL HAVE SEX TONIGHT'S

[@jaygay6576]

SophieIsUnderwater m.wikihow.com/Cook-Lasagna-in-Your-Dishwasher

[@greenyyx]

The sad thing: It works. My friend tried it out and it was actually eatable ._.

[@goofball1616]

L A S A G A

[@RFNO]

*"yOu'lL HaVe sEcc ToOnItE"*

[@ox9594]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jemoeder7327]

Google really knows everything these days..

[@Vista-hv6ej]

RFNO You'll have secc tonight

[@AzureQuality]

yOu'lL HaVe sUcC ToOnItE

[@Nico-uy2so]

I read that right when it said it in the vid lol

[@AwesumIndustrys]

I want my steak dinner, James Farley.

[@ossydoesthings335]

joel saying "lemon mixed with milk" will both make me laugh and lose faith in humanity every time

[@PinkfongWonderstarJennyRabbit]

Killing

[@usagi585]

**CORTANZI BUDDY**

[@tysoncross2260]

Oh God dammit

[@splattim3180]

i'm going to have to ask you to stop right there

[@atomic_wanderer2125]

Cursed

[@michaelrosa9593]

Big fat fuck you buddy!

[@aidangordon2713]

*Halo 5 ending intensifies*

[@SpikeBenway]

The only reason why I’m excited for Windows 11 or whatever the next edition of windows is so Joel can break it

[@modables]

Good news

[@MidnightWanderer00]

LET'S GOO WE'RE GETTING THAT WINDOWS 11 DESTRUCTION SOON

[@SpikeBenway]

@@MidnightWanderer00 Y E S

[@FatCatCooper]

@@MidnightWanderer00 longhorn

[@MidnightWanderer00]

@@FatCatCooper G O O D E N O U G H

[@inanothercastlethederpinat6766]

O N E D O L L A R

[@newcristianhabean5801]

*o n e d o l l a r*

[@qusis]

*_steak dinner_*

[@flameflareonog]

STEAK DINNER?!?!?!

[@bigboybennybananablaster]

*A DOLLA?*

[@dumbgayenby]

InAnotherCastle The Derpinator A D O L L A ? A D O L L A ! A D O L L A ? F O A S T E A K D I N N A ?

[@YeetZmeN]

10:00 for some reason those 2 seconds of Joel saying “Regret, regret!” live rent-free in my head and I quote it regularly.

[@HeadOfBucket]

I have never clicked a video faster.

[@Palosiam124]

thats the equivelent of saying i have never taken a shit faster

[@149CreepingDeath08]

Just wait until homie fued

[@orremusic9607]

+Sir Fuckface 😒

[@curtmantle6554]

"Twoo Peli-cans" always gets me lol

[@JardiHardi]

snowy egret

[@melanieblythe4534]

Syinble overload

[@abbuzarr1605]

_* windows is in danger*_

[@johnnygreenface]

ABBU III don't hurt him

[@jamie8069]

ABBU III *w e e n d o h s e e s e e n d a n g e r*

[@cloroxbleach77]

*_WINDOWS IS IN DANGER_*

[@thetrueamerican707]

ABBU III *dangare* 😉

[@cy.istooshort]

ABBU III is in danger

[@Hiushisan]

Joel messing with the wallpaper is literally some of most entertaining stuff in these.

[@freakphone-lo1ul]

for people wondering why the subtitles are messed up up. Joel removed the section where he compared cortana's description to Bonzi's due to the song he was using was copyrighted. For some reason the captions weren't changed to skip that part and still have the words to the section.

[@axoh3202]

Who else is here for the 5th time since these never get old?

[@Arakij11]

More like 17th time

[@datkat2001]

716167th time is more accurate

[@TheKtech49]

Joel you should destroy Windows Vista on April 11, 2017, the day Vista goes out of support to officially kill it off. But be warned: I tried destroying Vista on my test computer and it ended in a disaster!

[@Syigo]

Kevin Maguire Do tell, what happened?

[@slimcurry7117]

My birth day is on April 11

[@TheKtech49]

Apexx_paladin Oh geez I forgot to reply back here! What ended up happening was all the good antiviruses ended up slowing vista down so much that it couldn't get destroyed. I ended up just deleting system32 when the computer had free resources to "destroy" the OS.

[@Syigo]

wow

[@TheKtech49]

Apexx_paladin Yeah...only highly trained windows destruction professionals should destroy vista...I was even able to destroy win xp but not vista!

[@STR1V3F0RL1F3]

This "Destruction" series was my first exposure to this channel a few days ago, this feels like a relic from the past and I'm inlove with it. 8 years as of now, wow

[@sategera6229]

*Windows is in Danjeir* (Wow 382 likes? Thank you all this is my highest liked comment :D)

[@suvend]

Look its a whole forum dedicated to fucking ice!

[@riyolobram5269]

Takeout Masaki ‘’milk’’ ;)

[@thefrogthatknows5251]

"Windows Police?" *Opens* `DONT RUN`

[@theclipman9283]

I read this as soon as he said that

[@BrandonMooney_]

Windows is in danger 😂

[@Ludooy.]

9:30 I wheezed so hard lmao "1$?"

[@T3H_C0SM1C_SP4RT4N]

I like to imagine the bank account just says $1.02

[@lunathedoggo5672]

Bro im not gonna lie the guy who made that virus is awesome

[@harshmalestudios314]

I know. Whoever made this is fucking hilarious XD

[@kingstring7802]

in a way, i agree, the way the virus was played out, it was proabably made by some rebelious teen that was good with computers XD

[@nasc1333]

+KingString! Yes people losing thousands of dollars is good

[@Leurak]

Thanks!

[@scrafty1089]

Leurak holeh sheet

[@Bluejay_Universe]

2:16 the segment was cut out, but the subtitles for it still exist, not sure why Joel removed it, maybe copyrighted music in the background? No idea, but the subtitles still exist and we’re not removed or altered at all

[@moldyyyy]

Wait was it just recently cut?

[@Bluejay_Universe]

Moldyy must’ve been, haven’t watched this video in a hot minute, but the scene was of him discovering fully the Cortana and Bonzi connection, it was all dramatic and shit too, the only thing left is the little blip on the screen of bonzi’s head in Cortana’s ring

[@TechnobladeBlue]

the subtitles are fucked up

[@drdespair3651]

@@Bluejay_Universe blame KZbin

[@eefgali]

The music was copyrighted, and KZbin decided to take action only after 4 years

[@AcersNN]

Bonzi buddy has been spying on joel since the first windows destruction.

[@sleepjoy8221]

I love how his computer just fucking melts at the end

[@itisyarb]

It's so strange to watch a Joel video from the past, his English has improved so much since he started.

[@Rav_Ram]

does "milk" mean what I think it means?

[@jennablank3416]

;)

[@EddieBurke]

S U C C

[@cr4shmycar118]

+Eddie Burke S U C C. M Y. S U C C

[@EddieBurke]

+Dragan232 my younger cousin "chewed my ice" if you know what I mean

[@EddieBurke]

+Disorbed God = Kojima

[@thenotoriousjj00]

3:46 W i n d o w s i s i n *D A N G E R* .

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

your system is a ris--- SQUEAK!!!!

[@thenotoriousjj00]

@@Silver_Swan_MK2 I think it changed 💀

[@WeirdLuigi]

Weendows is in danjeer.

[@KirboDudez64]

THE SUBTITLES ARE SCREWED UP NOW

[@adamdenardis5438]

I love how the Cortana bit ended up becoming a great animation.

[@Zola_RSN]

3:46 is my new error sound on Windows

[@Chaos89P]

Linklight JR If it's a Windows OS before 10, it's as easy as going to the control panel. It's a bit more asinine in Windows 10. From the control panel, you go to System. From System, you hit the Sound tab. You scroll down until you find "Sound control panel," which you then click. The tab you're looking for reads, well, "Sounds." From there, you can change what sounds play for what event. They must be in a .wav format, though.

[@kostasgr1858]

Chaos89P Or, just right click the volume icon on the bottom right, and click on Sounds.

[@Chaos89P]

Kostas123GR2 I honestly didn't know that.

[@kostasgr1858]

Well, no problem.

[@brandon-tb6eu]

I think "wendows es in dangr" and "Minecraft: Java Edition ran into a problem" is two different things.

[@DoctorTex]

12:04 The URL says Google.co.ck. Clever. Edit: I did not realize that'd become a link! Nor that it was the actual link to Google!

[@Kain_Highwind_]

*C O R T A N A, S U C C M Y D I C K !*

[@thehakergang9991]

@@fldrsilikaun *INSERT SAD MUSIC HERE

[@xxfatal_playzxx4671]

*INSERT LENNY FACE*

[@arxsaur]

Dave Miller musical studio ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@olivethekitty5706]

Arent you a puro?

[@AmericanIdiot2002]

0:57 is literally the best 10 seconds on the internet

[@oni-c3n]

i was today days old that i realized thats inverted colour bonzi buddy in the thumbnail

[@LogeJit]

2:41 two pelicans

[@flexico3819]

3:04

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

i like how you edited because the bonzi part was cut out due to the copyright content

[@Adric101]

Two peli cans

[@thecreator3145]

Chilling on a rock

[@thecreator3145]

1 foot apart because they are cold

[@eduardosquidwardo6015]

MAKE A NEW VIDEO NOW OR I WILL DELETE YOUR DESKSTOP STRIPPER

[@kaleb2758]

Random plays striper... you mean stripper?

[@eduardosquidwardo6015]

Kaleb yeah i mean that

[@miymoto128]

Joel: IS THAT A CHALLENGE!?

[@ToxicMothBoi]

+SuperKonata 😂

[@miymoto128]

***** YES INDEED!

[@hamsandwich9775]

And Cortana also steals your information just like Bonzi buddy

[@blankpage9277]

At least BonziBuddy waa entertaining...

[@cutest_pets]

But Cortana has permission

[@eebu4053]

yolo

[@Abdega]

Remember when that was called “spyware” and illegal?

[@cutest_pets]

@@Abdega yep but if windows does it, it's somehow ok?

[@The_D_ray]

10:42 I can't help but imagine Joel as the guy in the background asking that.

[@RadRobbie]

What the hell was on Joel's mind when he splurted out "Minecraft sex porn?"

[@ThatOneGentalmen]

I think a channel called futuristichub makes that stuff

[@mineskullhd2692]

Welcome to the Internet

[@cursedkevin]

know know know know know know know know know know know know

[@Deathninja5551]

He was thinking of the beginning of the stream. And those hamsters...

[@georgebamber6871]

it exists on KZbin

[@charmyzard]

2:15 2020 update, Joel has been forced to cut the big realization down.

[@Filipokerface]

Oh great, KZbin fucked up even more

[@dianaloayzat4975]

It's just looks like a jumpscare.

[@billkormas3460]

1984

[@doggydoggoz]

The only proof it exists are well... subtitles

[@Ledmaster2]

>well its called memes >okay im ready Fucking classic

[@Yagoshi300]

4:21 = MIDI Mario Hell Flashbacks

[@arnew3884]

4:53 HuhaAaA hav do.." *That's* *my* *that's* *depeche* *mode* " HaAaAEDeHaAe-Ha just can't get *enuff* I just can't get *enuff*

[@Windows11Official]

WARNING ALERTS OH NO

[@AngrybirdT1234]

Thanks for lyrics