[Vinesauce] Joel - Trip To America 2: Texas Trip

[@vinesauce]

Thank you for filming our video Joebl. We will eat bagel and pizza

[@gentlebarney2689]

hi. :)

[@adrilyphia]

with a side of potato chips, don't worry

[@pluckyscuds]

holy shit its votel mario

[@ThatKidBobo]

Vinter (tugboat) [borealis]

[@paulrus-keaton439]

But what about pizza bagels. Then you can pizza at any eat.

[@polskahistoria6090]

Joel didnt have the money to leave sweden so this is actually all recorded in gmod

[@AyyKayy-n3u]

Very good graphics for gmod 15

[@pikajade]

i just realized they did this all in vrchat 😭

[@flashmozzg]

Actually, in MS Flight Simulator

[@quadrata8382]

Could've sworn i saw the Flattywood sign during the flight scenes.

[@Turner_Strait]

My brain can't comprehend new Joel pictures; let alone a SOUND coming from that face

[@Andromeda-lo6lf]

i bet at least ten people in new york recognized joel but didn't want to say anything cuz they thought they were hearing things

[@dunngunkadoid]

The video clip felt like I was looking at a liminal space if it were a person.

[@Sevengelion]

Joel is a swedish cryptid

[@cozza1996]

joben

[@CrimsonCaII]

Seeing Joel in movement feels forbidden

[@HOG_ZONE]

i like how he puts reverb on his voice for the narration, it's like he died on the journey and is telling us the story from heaven

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

He got to Heaven after playing IRL Joey's Castle

[@ChesterManfred]

Bold of you to assume he goes to heaven yet

[@TallTapper]

i wish he existed

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

My favorite book; *"The Lovely B0ner"*

[@WeirdBrainGoo]

He recorded the voiceover in a cave.

[@TheAntonicKnight]

Finally, a Joel pic that isn't a decade old.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Or looks like a thumb.

[@Sevengelion]

There's more real pictures of Bigfoot and Duendes than there is of Joel

[@gregregregregregregre]

@@Sevengelion I thought the last pictures were actually pictures of Bigfoot and Duendes, damnit

[@Sevengelion]

​@@gregregregregregregrewait a minute. We never saw Joel in the same room as Bigfoot or Duende. oh my god.

[@sanra255]

Joel getting this sweet NY Italian accent!

[@Uhhok3]

Notice how we only see new Joel pics AFTER the rise of AI? While the attempt is still good, you're not fooling me Vinny I know it's you.

[@Caspercab]

isnt that limes?

[@ChesterManfred]

Are you implying some jermaesque secret Vinny is hiding

[@brazilian_oak]

​@@CaspercabNah, every Vinesauce member is actually Stupidface

[@XombieLejon66]

27:37 dude with ponytail and cut-off shirt in front of trash can man was me. I didnt know till after the fest that i was this close to Uncle Jorgel and didnt know it

[@cherboka4856]

Was the concert good?

[@XombieLejon66]

Hells Heroes was an amazing metal fest. Was probably hammered for 40% of it tho

[@PussInBoot414]

@@XombieLejon66 best way to be

[@danielhodson6411]

​@@XombieLejon66 as God intended 🫡

[@ghoulbuster1]

Rock on, trash man!

[@nc5481]

I like how Mike used undetectable stealth moonwalking but then immediately began eating the pizza in plain sight.

[@softsebby]

finally. now there are at least 5 pictures of joel on the interwebs, truly, what a milestone.

[@marianokaz1503]

Its like the pictures of the moon's surface

[@pikariocraftf2802]

There's just some people who have 5 pictures on the internet which all look completely different, Joel, Scott Cawthon and Toby Fox, just to name a few

[@softsebby]

@pikariocraftf2802 fax

[@xZandrem]

NEW JOEL FACE REVEAL IN MORE THAN 10 YEARS?

[@SheldonTalks2]

36:53

[@Lotselance]

@@SheldonTalks2 Mike genuinely looks like Danny DeVito in that photo to me for some reason

[@simonthemark]

​@@Lotselance He's radiating bald energy

[@ErickGameplaysN64]

​@@LotselanceHe's even bald!

[@chimkinlordistaken8195]

my favorite comment about the picture was "how does he look so bald with so much hair"

[@lithium444]

36:52 that chatmember was right Joel really looks like a Swedish fishmonger from the 19th century (oh and two new joel faces just dropped)

[@royalFiddle]

How did you watch a 38 minute video that's only been out for 18 minutes, you one of them 2x speed FREAKS?

[@ErickGameplaysN64]

What chat member?

[@FelipeJaquez]

Swedish people stopped evolving in the mid-1700s.

[@Sinistralitee]

dude legit did not age since the last pic he posted, he just grew hairier.

[@Sevengelion]

Viking puberty finally hitting

[@kk-kw5ml]

The animatronics on Joel's face were OUTSTANDING

[@thegoldenstation9723]

Joel should've visited Mysterious Flesh Pit while in Texas, his presence probably would've calmed that beast down Edit: Joel also could’ve gotten along with that interdimensional being that exists between universes in Radio Tave Houston

[@NICK....]

too bald, the beast would not be able to comprehend it

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

I thought that place was shut down after "The Incident" ?

[@justinbuddy56]

@@Da_ComputerMonsterLike all of those clowns that fell in and turned into a pile of goop? Or did something else happen?

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

@@justinbuddy56 From what I remember; It rained, & the thing that WAS the Flesh Pit woke up. (Crushing anyone inside & causing HUGE tremors across the Area.) The Company that monetized the Pit was immediately shut down, & drills/procedures still happen to this day incase the Beast wakes up & causes another tremor.

[@DumbWolfPerson]

Joel was one of the clowns.

[@loveshankme]

36:53 Finally quelling the myths that Vinny and Joel are the same person, amazing.

[@supidosan]

This proves nothing.

[@novagasket]

photoshop fake

[@DissedRedEngie]

AI

[@acubewitha2dhat]

You can tell it is a ai photo based on the thumb picture. Joey is not real

[@Scufflegrit]

stand-in

[@SprDrumio64]

NEW VINNY FACE REVEAL

[@Vanity0666]

It's absurd that he has the resident evil 6 Leon Skennedy haircut

[@SprDrumio64]

​@@Vanity0666no, I'm talking about the guy in the middle

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

​@@SprDrumio64oh you mean the balls? Yeah we dont see that often

[@mandai2]

15:57

[@Mark6O9]

I believe they were clapping because Spirit had been known to be shit. So they're just happy to get off that airplane. That's what I recall

[@iller3]

..also what we all learned about planes this year because of Boeing

[@SkeleTonHammer]

I hope someday Joel understands that we love him and don't care that he's 650 pounds, he doesn't need to hide and craftily edit around reflective surfaces.

[@oppelede]

For those who want to know what was written on that review of Katz's Delicatessen at 5:43:"Disgusting. The place is famous and definitely distinctive but the pastrami sandwich was the most disgusting thing I ever eaten... for God's sake. Let's not talk about the price, 21$ are a ripoff"

[@Oof_lmnop]

Welcome back Vinny ❤️

[@ThenonFun]

hey all scott here

[@inaxdee]

holy shit the angry video game nerd

[@dnsoulx]

seeing joel speak is so jarring. i thought he spoke like Canadians do in south park, this can't be real.

[@Sevengelion]

So sad that Frank got Joey's baldness and died :(

[@tanningchatum7790]

Trips in March, releases video in December. Classic Joe.

[@JeskidoYT]

And to do it all over again next year

[@lithium444]

37:18 I can't believe Yotel framed Mike for hair smuggling and got him arrested by Interpol at Dingle International Airport

[@SeanSMST]

I have no idea why they chose Dingle as the spot there. There's Tralee, Cork city, Galway, nah bloody DINGLE

[@milo3006]

dingle has no airport

[@Spiral6SM]

Damn Joel, you missed the real Dr. Amigo place in Houston. It's pretty close by here.

[@KikoElGatito]

Dammit!!!!

[@speghi]

Mr. President, a third video has been uploaded to the main channel this year

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

37:01 "Eugh." I feel the same way when i see myself too jole

[@jagerzaku9160]

NEW RARE JOELS DROPPED

[@spugoge915]

7:36 when I was like 10 my family went on vacation to New York and my mom made me touch the Wall Street bull’s balls and I cried

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Joel visits America 2: folie a deux

[@abibobas]

Oh no look out for yo ass Jobel

[@Sevengelion]

Can you introduce me as Jobel?

[@stay_woke2957]

Folie a duende

[@toxiccakeee]

fall out joey

[@WorldOrderOfIdiocracy]

@@stay_woke2957duende???

[@FeenieVonKarma]

16:45 "Do you sell the jars" actually gave me a visceral reaction, like I had to look away LMFAO GODDAMN IT MIKE the editing on this is really good and funni, thanks for sharing your adventures jobel :) and apparently your face, tho I'm not there in the video yet!

[@danielperezii8562]

anyone know what song that was when mike asked about the jars?

[@Suprcharged_Toastroven]

Goofs and gaffs aside, I absolutely love how these vlog style videos are edited! It's cool seeing everyone get to hangout together, the chemistry is great, not to mention the way Joel and Mike just encourage each others' antics even more in person

[@bassetts1899]

If Joel started a travel channel I would watch the shit out of it

[@oddcrafter1270]

I would, too! Especially if he brought his buddies with him.

[@AMan-xz7tx]

how did he never once get the idea to shoot a gun at a gun range in Texas? you don't need a permit or anything as far as I remember

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Well they did go shoosting in Florida last time, dunno if that AR was Frank's or a loaner from the range they went to. But I imagine that being there for the metal concert in Houston meant their schedule was limited.

[@eg1162]

No in Texas you need to go on the night helicopter ride with thermal vision and automatic weapons to shoot at feral hogs.

[@Kimmie6772]

​@@eg1162 killing invasive species while exercising your 2nd amendment rights 👍

[@Noob2Ever]

literally best birthday gift together with the fiinal tf2 comic

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

"Worth the wait."

[@MrThatguyuknow]

27:35 There's something so wholesome about how agreeably hyped everyone is. That guy is so down to be in that trashcan, and you're just happy for them.

[@TayoEXE]

Joel's editing somehow keeps getting funnier. That American Dad opening parody is just peak fecal. "LOL"

[@maxminerva]

Peakal

[@potatortheomnipotentspud]

13:17 The reason why Binyot is in the back casually observing the argument is because he was actually the one who cheesed the beer. Masterful cinematography by Jorl here.

[@PatchworkRose567]

Seeing a new picture of Joel is like meeting an old friend again after years of only remembering what they looked like via a photo of them you have buried in your phone from a decade ago.

[@halcyon_shade]

Joel's travel videos are always such a treat. I just can't get over this pizza delivery bit, funniest shit l've seen this year! Also, was really cool to witness some footage from the metal fest, that garbage can getting destroyed is my second favorite thing here, probably. All in all, really happy that Joel gets to hang out abroad with his buds at least once a year and record some fun stuff for us!

[@zero28ism]

I can't believe Joel decided to flex his glorious metalhead hair in front of Mike Jabronos who was recently diagnosed with the curse of the witch. Shame on you joey

[@cobgod1415]

Diagnosis: having the no of hair :(

[@nik12937]

You overlooked the determining factor behind that movie's fixation on White Castle: The characters are stoned. Anything besides actual garbage is good when you're high.

[@Shindragon94303]

Very true. It's why Taco Bell used to be my go to for weed food. Cheap as fuck. And yeah White Castle isn't that great, but it's good for at least a quick small burger.

[@suckassmork2972]

I remember watching that film years ago

[@SeasoningTheObese]

@@Shindragon94303 I miss drinking way too much with the boys, knocking back 12 burritos and regretting it each and every time, either immediately, or a few hours later. Ok, I don't miss it that much, but still.

[@Radicalpalmtree]

Watching a thunderstorm roll in to cancel a concert, then for the next day to be blisteringly sunny. That encapsulates Houston so well. The only thing that was missing was Joel looking at the swangas on a car.

[@KikoElGatito]

Or just Texas in general. Dallas resident, just the other day it was super cold and cloudy at 45°F, with the next day being a sunny humid day of 75°F

[@GriffinWulf]

its always nice when vinny lets joey out of his dungeon in sweden

[@hinapuff]

this healed me. something about seeing the three dorks i watch together under some testicles just added years to my life. thank you joel and im glad you had such a good trip. minus you know, the sunburn, the illness, etc

[@PROJEKT_R3D]

its always amazing how vinny looks like hes stuck in a perpetual never ending resident evil game

[@EAPvideoz]

Only Joel could order a pizza to a place that already serves pizza

[@circleinforthecube5170]

JOEL disocvers the sheer intensity of american thunderstorms, sometimes they take out entire neighborhoods at once

[@LM-MMM]

I know everyone is talking about the joel reveal but wow mike looks so handsome when he's not in his warmly lit gamer den

[@ElArto95]

Yeah, shame he's wearing a wig

[@Bob_filmore-z5j]

Reminder that joey says he’ll do a face-stream if there’s enough hype

[@AllTheOthers]

7:15 Stalker PDA sound. Also my phones notification sound. Genuinely looked at my phone like "whose texting me?" before realizing it was in the video.

[@cupcayuk]

Same

[@TheRealSupernoah47]

Same lmao

[@mmy2k48]

not my phone's notification sound but it's about to be

[@tonys6620]

I like how Joel is just growing into a viking like his body is finally catching up to his voice

[@alcoholenthusiast]

The best thing to come out of this video is finding out Joel is no longer bald. Congratulations Joel. You've finally beaten baldness after a whole decade. I'm proud of you.

[@crestedbird1618]

hi jil va2halla

[@nytrodioxide]

He transferred it to Mike

[@jordanacheson1574]

As a fellow Texan, you went to the wrong part of Texas. Dallas and Austin are where you need to go to get the "True Texan Experience." Mainly it's the place to get some genuine Texan Boots. Also, RIP Spirit Airlines.

[@sockworks]

literally thissss. as another fellow texan, the DFW is such a funny experience and i wouldnt have it any other way

[@sceptilefan07]

agree lol DFW or at least going to Big Texan would make a great experience (tho i think Big Texan is only in Amarillo)

[@tonyantonio2]

FR why Houston 😢😢😢

[@lordfriedrick7911]

36:59 Seeing Joel move is like seeing a cryptid in real life

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

"Do you sell the Jars?" Mike, you diabolical little gremlin

[@TehVulpez]

I've never seen people clap for the plane landing in the USA. it must be that much of a miracle to survive on Spirit airlines

[@Tymeggs]

Joel went to Huston and didn't even visit Dr Amigo?

[@JEMMYJAMMY]

Joel, if you really wanted to see cowboys, come back to Houston in March. Houston has a big rodeo going on in March and it’s major fun! Pls come back, your kids miss you.

[@MyraElvira]

Hi Joel, I'm glad that you enjoyed Texas! I have watched your videos for almost ten years now, since 2015. I was at Hell's Heroes that first day with the rain, when we had to leave the venue. I remember all of that mud, and how it was such a mess! During the storm my car died I had to get a jump from one of the bands that played that night!! I remember you talking about the show a little bit earlier this year, and am still astounded that we were at the same place at the same time! It really blows my mind! I have friends that played that night in Houston, they were the band Morbid Tales (who have 2 of the members of Goatwh0re), who did the Celtic Frost covers. Not sure if you stuck around for that part of the show. I know you said that you'll be going to the 2025 show too. Crazy enough, I'll be going back again to see Goatwh0re perform the music from their first album. Not sure if you've ever seen them live, but I think that you'd really like them, they always put on a great show! I hope that you'll be able to enjoy yourself when you come back and Texas welcomes you with big arms! I'll make sure to wear my cowboy hat at the festival next year! 🤠🤠🤠

[@KamiJoJo]

It truly is a christmas miracle to see a brand new Joey picture with the boys after all these years, this video rocks!

[@skalbagge3131]

How convenient this was uploaded a week after I sent an American friend of mine the previous video to show how America looks like from a Swede's perspective, hurra för Amerika antar jag

[@talyllynn]

joel goes back to the states and visits yeehaw land , amazing

[@numberseven4972]

at 2:29 "joel" has coca cola, that's how you know it was really michael trying to defame joel

[@vinnyy8106]

couldn’t afford much presents this year for Christmas. Seeing Joel’s big bald head big bald BALD head was more than enough of a gift this year❤

[@Taizunx]

33:40 Fun fact for that: Us Danes don't call that type of pastry "Danish". We call it Wienerbrød (Vienna Bread) after the capital of Austria. So it all comes around in the end.

[@den-ck9sr]

NEW JOEL UPLOAD!! CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

[@princessfetus]

Me too

[@SuperWiiBros08]

I forgot he went to America agai- HOLY SHIT 36:58 NEW JOEL FOOTAGE JUST DROPPED

[@pastaohboi]

THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER. I LOVE YOU JOEY

[@Deadsphere]

Joel having an aneurysm over the fact "fries" and "chips" are two different things in America is the best part of the video

[@HatsODoom]

AHHH, face reveal jumpscare!

[@xxcg724xx]

joel actually has shared pictures of himself before, but these are pretty rare to find.

[@oddcrafter1270]

At least it's nice to look at...

[@megamangos7408]

Joel literally flies once on Spirit and realizes it's shitty is the genuine Spirit experience. And tbf, it is Spirit, so clapping for a successful landing is acceptable.

[@TheMimicBox]

Joel managed to get into America and make it out in one piece without wearing a cowboy hat, big ol' boots, drinking Bud Light and havin' a south'rn slaang. I give 7/10 needs more MUG root beer

[@northamericanpichu]

36:53 Merry Christmas everybody

[@ryan7032]

We're getting so close to Joey doing Desert Bus in real life.

[@oddcrafter1270]

Desert Bus IRL, with Joel driving, and all the other Vinesauce members along for the ride to help keep him entertained.

[@2riiTuri]

Glad to see Frank's lizard was very cute and happy.

[@timthememer2785]

YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY HUH?!

[@shiethegal]

_No I am not funny, I am Joel._ :D

[@johny_da_rony]

i mean... he is bald...

[@gentlebarney2689]

Nooo I am not klown, I am Sweeden

[@CaptainZaimon]

DESACRATING OUR GODDAMN FLAG

[@rangerfurby]

I think you described Houston perfectly, chill place to live, not much else lmao.

[@garbagemalloy6153]

Wtf...Vinny simply doesn't age

[@DracoHandsome]

Look at his eyes. Do you think there's any life left to lose

[@DoodleWill]

So kind of Ross Scott to play the part of Joel Vinesauce for those photos at the end.

[@SprDrumio64]

#StopEatingChipsForDinnerGames

[@TayoEXE]

36:55 Well, I never expected to finally see a photo with Joel and Vinny together, let alone from Joel. Lol Good to see him doing well.

[@That-one-guy-named-Neo]

The fact you can make sure amazing songs and yet decide to absolutely shitpost the good morning USA theme is the most Joel thing ever.

[@GrayD_Fox]

I cant wait for Joel visits America 3: Vegas Vacation

[@Vanity0666]

Well White Castle, you may be an odd fellow, but you fry a good clam.

[@XterraJim]

great video Jontel. this was a good video to eat potato chips with my dinner. very happy you made it back safe to Norway after having fun here in the USA.

[@Highretrogamelord]

Seeing him next to Vinny is like a fever dream. It is so surreal that you can't believe it is real.

[@TehVulpez]

16:21 Fran even showed up in chat when this video was premiered live

[@yebii_]

This video feels like when you’re a kid and no one believes you until one adult believes you and sees all the mess, thanks for coming pewdiepie ❤

[@albert-oq4wd]

i was having a bad night and this upload is honestly what i needed right now. love u jobel

[@prettyskelly7694]

Nice wig Joel. Appreciate you visiting my hometown of H-town! Almost went to hells heroes but father had a medical emergency. If you're looking for cowboys the city of Houston aint it. Go out towards Katy next time, they have ranches where u can ride/feed horses n stuff. Also take a visit south padre Island. You wont regret it.

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Tf2's Final Comic & a Main Channel Highlight; What more could I ask for than the Perfect Early Christmas Gift?

[@EQUAL2]

DUDE THERE IS NO GOD DAMN WAY. I FLEW OUT FROM COLORADO TO TEXAS AND STAYED THERE FOR THREE DAYS. I WAS LITERALLY AT CIDERCADE YESTERDAY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOD

[@TannerOfTheNorth]

13:01 - FATE STAY NIGHT JUMPSCARE

[@yvette888]

i feel like my impression of america is forever ruined by joels videos of it

[@ttk1877]

I'm upset that I was in Texas likely the time you were at the same event, and there's a high chance I gaslight myself, "That isn't Joel".

[@Dirtydom]

The fact that Joey was in my freakin stinky city (houston) and i wasn’t there to give him a proper “Yeehaw! Howdy partner”

[@Kashi-K]

@26:43 oh my fucking god, thats the Piggly Wiggly in my town I CAN SEE THE BANK RIGHT NEXT TO IT

[@Brackets_Guy]

[@ndrew_B]

haha get doxxed

[@poke548]

Let's not forget that Joel has gone to America *TWICE* now and still hasn't gone skinny dipping with Simpleflips.

[@Tycitron]

Imagine having Vinesauce Joey walking into your work place.

[@lycorisradiata2706]

I'm always happy to see joel face on camera, simply because that's exactly how i imagine Joel He's like a handsome scandinavian metal icon, EXACTLY his personality and the way he acts, lol His face compliments his personality and voice a lot. Happy Holidays Joel, thank you for this other year of content!

[@okyouknowwhat]

Joel is crazy simply because there was a decent amount of footage of him trying to navigate houston on foot