/ danooct1 what would a virus warning about the year 2038 bug say? I envision a lot of memes.
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@rjskillz922 жыл бұрын
Love how Ethan decries the "hoarding nitwits" and then instructs you to hoard a months supply of everything.
@LonelySpaceDetective2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, to beat a clown, you have to become a clown yourself.
@oll3032 жыл бұрын
I was so caught up on that, he flips on it so quickly. "To combat the hoarding nitwits, I recommend being a hoarding nitwit." Do you want me to contribute to the problem or not???
@LonelySpaceDetective2 жыл бұрын
@@oll303 My post wasn't actually totally a joke, in that I believe the intent he was getting at was "unfortunately due to hoarders causing shortages, you'll have to hoard supplies as well in case of an emergency", though he could have explained it better.
@qwertzy1212122 жыл бұрын
outhoard the hoarders
@Supertails2242 жыл бұрын
And if everyone is a hoarder… Then no one will be…
@dbozan992 жыл бұрын
The irony from the fact that this virus about a date bug has a date bug is hilarious. It's also funny that more people might have seen the messages since it was only intended to show up on one day per month when they may not have been working, although they'd likely see them out of order and several times. Also, it wrote a file but never used it for anything... I get the feeling that this macro was copied and modified from someone else's code.
@ElleTGC2 жыл бұрын
Imagine writing a variable and immediately overwriting said variable, then not testing your informative virus before sending it anywhere. I know this was 1999 but it's really simple coder stuff, Ethan! You had one job!
@ais41852 жыл бұрын
tbf maybe Ethan only wrote 2 or 3 variables and then decided to add more for completeness? the lack of testing really hits hard, though
@ElleTGC2 жыл бұрын
@@ais4185 Always test your code, 90% of the time it breaks in my experience
@feefre2 жыл бұрын
It was the 90's and it was a macro virus, as dan said, these things were very prone to break cuz of last time additions or lack of testing, or both
@ElleTGC2 жыл бұрын
@@feefre All of those are points I mentioned in my comment. Minus the macro virus bit
@brojustcool2 жыл бұрын
Jeez I'm sorry...
@Toxoid49b2 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, this virus is kinda nostalgic to me as it's the first virus I ever made a video about back in 2015. Nice to see you make a proper video on it. Pretty entertaining payloads for sure.
@ytreza7322 жыл бұрын
i've been watching danooct1's videos for over 12 years now, and it's still interesting as heck
@Povilaz2 жыл бұрын
Yep, same
@emiljohansson9232 жыл бұрын
I have also watched his videos for many years. I wonder who this guy is in real life.
@brasilballs2 жыл бұрын
"while i don't think there will be shortages because of the millenium bug, hoarders will cause them, so to avoid problems become a hoarder yourself"
@WishMakers2 жыл бұрын
to be fair to the virus author, they aren't... entirely wrong. if everyone cooperates and only gets what they need, no problems will occur. but people very rarely do that in panic, when coordination is needed the most lol
@SunnyShuklathedoctor2 жыл бұрын
We can see this logic in action when they replaced mm month with mm minute and expected it to work.
@thelinktothepastof79862 жыл бұрын
Why are old viruses so fascinating to look at? I guess this one's a time capsule for a time...just as confusing as we're at right now lol
@michaelcalvin422 жыл бұрын
It wasn't a particularly confusing time. There was just a lot of media hype and misinformation around the Y2K bug. Which... I guess the more things change, the more they stay the same.
@feefre2 жыл бұрын
Ethan seems like a good guy, tried to warn everyone about y2k, wonder what is he doing now
@Puda2 жыл бұрын
Protesting against vaccines and mask mandates is taking his entire time.
@blaze41092 жыл бұрын
@@Puda ethan doesn’t seem like the kind of guy to do that
@boogiehasfun2 жыл бұрын
@@blaze4109ethan just replied to your reply on the guy who replied on the op’s comment (if you dont get the bad joke my name is Ethan in real life)
@choppergunner86502 жыл бұрын
@@Puda based Ethan
@reallyhertv45662 жыл бұрын
@@choppergunner8650 how is he based? Based on what?
@GeneralPotatoSalad2 жыл бұрын
A face cord to last from January to the spring? Ethan lives somewhere warm. Also, to your last point. I remember a newspaper comic of the time. Kid says to his dad "The Smiths next door told me they're storing food and water in their basement in case this Y2K thing really happens. What are we doing?" The father pauses and replies "Making a list of what everyone else is storing and where they're keeping it."
@Exponaut_R-012 жыл бұрын
Working precisely he is
@VestedUTuber2 жыл бұрын
Just to note, there were actually a couple different ways a computer could display an incorrect year due to the "y2k" bug. Depending on the design of the interface, you could end up with "1900" (output last two digits of variable), "19100" (output entire variable), "19a0" (hexadecimal, if last digit is greater than 9, add 6 to the value of the integer) or even "19▓0" with the glitch block representing a portion of a graphical tile map (if the software uses sprite maps for its fonts).
@AaronOfMpls8 ай бұрын
I know I saw the years "100" and "19100" on a web forum or two in early 2000, until the forum's software was updated. Not to mention a few other websites with date displays.
@Rople502 жыл бұрын
God damnit Ethan, I told you not to name the virus after yourself.
@Crazymonkeyskills2 жыл бұрын
There was a bug in some systems especially Microsoft Exchange servers because they were storing the date as an 32-bit integer in the YYMMDDhhmm format. Which on January 1st, 2022, became larger than the integer is allowed 2201010001. So emails stop getting sent and started piling up on servers until it was patched
@CZghost2 жыл бұрын
And this is where Unix was far more superior and from the very start utilized a very smart way to store date and time in a single numerical variable. The number of seconds since January 1st 1970 00:00 is what's called a Unix timecode. Nowadays, it's a 64bit variable, but it started out as 8bit variable, then it was quickly expanded to 16bit and 32bit of course. Once it is going to approach 64bit limit (which will be very far to be honest and it's going to be patched probably), a new system of storing the date and time should be used instead. Or use the same system, but with a new Epoch (January 1st 1970 00:00 is what's called a Unix Epoch). Sometimes you may see a Unix timestamp, which is a little bit different. It's number of milliseconds since Jan 1 1970 00:00. That's because timestamp isn't meant to be updated regularily, it's meant to store an exact moment and stay unchanged - and that requires a finer precision. Yes, the timespan within the integer limit is shorter, but it's still big enough to snap a moment of current date and time with precision down to milliseconds, and store it in a database. When the limit is going to be reached, I'm sure it's going to be patched already.
@cjshields20072 жыл бұрын
@@CZghost We'll have the heat death of the universe to worry about before that point
@userPrehistoricman2 жыл бұрын
@@CZghost I'm quite confident that it didn't start out as an 8-bit variable. That gives you a whole 4 minutes and 16 seconds that you can use the time code for. I'm even pretty sure that a 16-bit value is useless since it works for less than 19 hours.
@TheTrueLordOmega2 жыл бұрын
Y2K doomposting is such a nostalgic thing for many people (me included), great video!
@longshotomega42582 жыл бұрын
Thank you and thank Ethan for sharing a nostalgic trip back to a more naïve time in my life! I really enjoyed briefly reexperiencing the lack of anxiety I had back in 1999. BTW Ethan (assuming that's the author's name) seems like a pretty decent guy and I hope he's doing well these days.
@semihguner12 жыл бұрын
9:05 "sounds kinda familiar" AHAHAHA Wasn't expecting this line
@rcmero2 жыл бұрын
"I'm noticing a distinct lack of toilet paper hoarding in this note." Well, you know what they say, history is prone to repeating itself.
@k4m2 жыл бұрын
have you tried testing new age malware on systems older than intended? maybe that could be a future idea for the channel :)
@cavifax2 жыл бұрын
With "new age virus" i can just imagine a virus that makes your pc play some yoga/meditation music, huh
@ytreza7322 жыл бұрын
it should be possible to run "new-era" malware on old NT based systems (NT4, 2000 or XP), but on 95 or 98 it will be impossible to run it
@CZghost2 жыл бұрын
@@ytreza732 Windows NT doesn't necessarily need to support modern programs actually. For example a lot of modern programs are built upon .NET framework architecture, which is by default preinstalled on Windows starting with Windows Vista. But that wasn't the case for versions of Windows up to XP, where .NET framework didn't come with the system automatically, but could be installed in addition separately from the internet or came bundled with some software that required it to run. Of course it won't work on 9x systems properly and definitely not in DOS. Modern age programs use APIs that didn't exist in prior versions of Windows (yes, Windows API is updating and adding new functions to the Windows API library, new functions to the kernel, so yes, it does depend on which version of Windows the program is built for). The only modern age malware that could run on those ancient Windows 9x DOS based systems would be macro malware (which recently saw a boom again, now using social engineering to get people enable macros in their Office). Because Visual Basic is pretty much old and outdated, it was basically never updated.
@VectraQS2 жыл бұрын
Even Opaserv on Win95 required copying several DLLs. And if it's linked to a missing kernel function, it won't run at all.
@karanssh2 жыл бұрын
most of these "new age" viruses just mine crypto, or steal credentials or be botnets. Not very fun for a video
@NICK....2 жыл бұрын
9:26 Also noticing a _stunning_ lack of self-awareness
@kenirainseeker5392 жыл бұрын
I thought it was going to teach you how to update your computer to fix the bug. Wasn't expecting the paranoid apocalypse shit.
@yaziyo2 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, bought 40 packets of toilet paper.
@Vuusteri2 жыл бұрын
I feel I learned Visual Basic just by watching these videos.
@DimniV2 жыл бұрын
15 minutes of Daniel's soothing voice? What a treat
@sobekshu2 жыл бұрын
this is the first danooct upload i’ve been early to and i’ve been watching your stuff for years, love your stuff man, you’re the reason i’ve always wanted to learn more about this kinda stuff!
@DrewDoesThings2 жыл бұрын
This would actually be pretty cool in a movie (granted it was written by someone who didn't define the same variable multiple times by mistake :P). I imagine the main character continuously seeing these weird messages alluding to some apocalyptic event that it seems like nobody's talking about. At first they dismiss it and try to get rid of them, but over time they start making more and more sense and the main character starts to believe in it
@-Solidwater2 жыл бұрын
I feel like it would be better as someone preparing for an actual apocalypse waiting for messages from an anonymous helper that might not even be alive anymore At least that's how I felt watching this video
@siobhangaertner20462 жыл бұрын
Yeah dang he was ahead of his time. That message on 11:13 really sounds like something they would say during the Texas snowstorm went all the power and everything went out
@InsanePsychoRabbit Жыл бұрын
My dad works as a computer programmer and he was one of the people who worked really hard to prevent the Y2K apocalypse from happening.
@roymerkel80082 жыл бұрын
ironically because of how everything was implemented, most languages weren't affected by Y2K bug (I think COBOL was an exception though -- hence all the panic as COBOL was used at the time ALOT in legacy business applications.)
@FourthDerivative2 жыл бұрын
Wow, Ethan, great survival tips! Keep it up. Proud of you.
@woop67272 жыл бұрын
wow ethan, great payload, keep it up, proud of you
@lajenehuen2602 жыл бұрын
Now we need a virus named Hila
@RealLockheedMartin2 жыл бұрын
"I even trust the Russians and there nuclear arms!" Well, you shouldn't. Sincerely, 2022.
@MaverickTsuki2 жыл бұрын
That didnt age well at all
@crylune9 ай бұрын
You say that yet 'merica is still the only country in existence to have ever dropped nukes on another country. I trust Russia with nukes (or shit, with anything) more than I trust 'merica to make any rational decision whatsoever
@choppergunner86508 ай бұрын
I mean, you could somewhat trust Yeltsin, his drunk ass wouldn't be launching any nukes, but Putin is just a whole different story
@goosebyte2 жыл бұрын
Insane how often you have to debug the viruses. Truly interesting to see what the virus writers were thinking.
@Barberfrog2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure why, but this video really stands out to me...
@cyberparrot2 жыл бұрын
The messages are kind of a fun journey
@Number2PIG Жыл бұрын
Hello, fellow Ethan
@prispalos2 жыл бұрын
dannoct1 you have raised me more consistently than my parents did
@SmeddyTooBestChannel2 жыл бұрын
"I don't believe that the entire world infrastructure will be annihilated by the Y2K bug, but THE WORLD'S INFRASTRUCTURE IS DOOMED BUY A WOOD STOVE AND CANDLES TECHNOLOGY IS OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
@WildCharger2 жыл бұрын
Probably one of your longest virus videos and the virus has my name. I feel special
@ratclo2 жыл бұрын
maybe this non-destructive bug would've been useful in other times as well, just maybe
@twxfive762 жыл бұрын
Ethan Y2K Tips
@AureliusR Жыл бұрын
Ah, Y2K. As someone who lived through the time and was into computers at the time, it was certainly an interesting news cycle near the end of 1999. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me :)
@IloveRumania2 жыл бұрын
2020: 2000, why didn't you end the world?
@Povilaz2 жыл бұрын
First video of 2022! Awesome
@Alexander-nc4vy2 жыл бұрын
The irony in this virus is magnificent.
@Lunascaped2 жыл бұрын
"Ethan is now present on our system" is so funny to me for some reason
@woooo_yeah2 жыл бұрын
so good to see you active again dan, godspeed my friend
@justinhamilton8647 Жыл бұрын
I read that the variant Ethan.DS actually formats the C drive starting in 2001😅 kinda funny
@CYXXYC2 жыл бұрын
That's it for this month. See you next month!
@Fizzyguy201Sonicguy62 жыл бұрын
I have a friend with the name Ethan, I should show this to him.
@melissarobinson86282 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, I missed you! 🖤 the man that kickstarted my interest in malware and cyber threats himself
@daemonspudguy2 жыл бұрын
Discovered you in 2012. Been watching for 10 years. -What the hell is wrong with me- Here's to 10 more years of me watching this.
@neko-uy3yg2 жыл бұрын
so glad you're posting videos again, i've loved watching your stuff since i was a young script kiddie and i still love it today
@WishMakers2 жыл бұрын
What a fascinating and surprisingly benign virus! I really like the concept of this, thanks for showing it off in your typical style. Loved the toilet paper hoarding comment too, I giggled.
@EthanCGamer Жыл бұрын
I like this Ethan guy, seems like he really knew his stuff
@ethanturner52982 жыл бұрын
Huh. My name. After a virus. Dancoot thank you.
@ethanturner52982 жыл бұрын
Update Jesus it's really difficult watching the video when your name is in the virus, it makes it really hard not to pay attention.
@rantzntirades11049 ай бұрын
I love how a computer virus is trying to educate people on y2k.
@Fuhrious2 жыл бұрын
King of the Hill episode “Hillenium” summed up Y2K perfectly. “Dad.. where’s your drill?” “Traded it to a fool for a sack of corn”
@lior_haddad8 ай бұрын
wake up Ethan, you've been in a coma since the year 2000.
@Underappreciatedclassics2 жыл бұрын
Very interesting piece of history there Dan. Thank for sharing!
@emac052 жыл бұрын
Greetings to all the ethans out there
@rawrcharlieee2 жыл бұрын
is my man danooct1 posting some quality videos, hope the best for u my man.
@santosh55722 жыл бұрын
yooooooo finally
@trismd32 жыл бұрын
bruh i'm so glad you're back
@princepines2 жыл бұрын
This is a good example on basic debugging, read and understand.
@TN3842 жыл бұрын
"This is not an April fools joke."
@unexplained_entity75142 жыл бұрын
Buggy code aside, this was an interesting idea honestly. Points for creativity
@Sypaka Жыл бұрын
can you even define variables in Uppercase in VBS? because the ones for DD, MM and YY might have been uppercase, and hh, mm, ss lowercase...
@sfisher9232 жыл бұрын
And this is why we use unique variable name in programming As for the Y2K thing - Was too busy being a baby to panic (Fall of 1999 right when the worst of this was brewing)
@choppergunner86508 ай бұрын
I was literally in 2000, I missed all of this 😂
@aycc-nbh72892 жыл бұрын
Didn’t the Y2K apocalypse theory come from Nostradamus’s prediction that the world would end in 1999?
@ethanbosch32272 жыл бұрын
Finally after all these years of watching danooct1, you've decided to pay respects to me! Much appreciated!😂
@noisegrrrl2 жыл бұрын
That trusting the russians part really hits differently two months later
@The_Carmine2 жыл бұрын
thanks, ethan.
@gabrieldeoliveirabaptista46302 жыл бұрын
Very cool Danooct1!
@reinatycoon36442 жыл бұрын
I like this virus and this video both are some of my faves I've seen on this channel. I wish we could know the cool dude Ethan that wrote this virus script. Thanks for sharing, your videos are super entertaining and educational.
@ZyteXtrabyte2 жыл бұрын
glad to see you’re still uploading!
@TeraunceFoaloke2 жыл бұрын
what a nice, if slightly buggy, virus
@phrenetikillo2 жыл бұрын
Happy new year, sir! Was missing your videos!
@itsinfernover2 жыл бұрын
please be aware alex eggleston may be present on your hard disk drive.
@agabrield2 жыл бұрын
08:56 We come full circle huh
@nikolaiivanov21112 жыл бұрын
Technically if you open it up at April 1 at any time where the minutes are 04, it isn't buggy 😀
@Fishsta2 жыл бұрын
Blimey, this is a blast from the past... the first office I worked in got this virus!
@JohnSmith-xq1pz2 жыл бұрын
RIP Window's 9x press F in chat to pay respect
@thecodingethan2 жыл бұрын
y2k compliant
@ethanbowering99442 жыл бұрын
Can't believe they named a virus after me
@kryob12 жыл бұрын
Ethan knows how to influence
@biscuitstix_2 жыл бұрын
Ethan seems like a lovely fellow. I hope he's doing well these days
@SYSSMouse2 жыл бұрын
thank you for reminding us to hoard toilet paper.
@6DAMMK92 жыл бұрын
*Insert "it's almost y2k" jokes
@Shymarxd2 жыл бұрын
I love all your Videos Keep updating! :D
@CalicoStudiosOFFICIALOwner2 жыл бұрын
I like how this virus isn't trying to be destructive, but informative. Unlike any other viruses that we've seen, they just destroy your pc or softlock it
@pifatech2 жыл бұрын
This virus is actually a “2k apocalypse teacher”!
@smg4gaming-poppyfromdreamw1362 жыл бұрын
RE7 & 8 be like: 💉
@karanssh2 жыл бұрын
You could take this advice and apply it to the zombie apocalypse
@vinniemackelmore93192 жыл бұрын
Such a heartwarming virus...
@CheddarVG2 жыл бұрын
Ethan was a good sport.
@Ravenna172 жыл бұрын
Now this is the craziest virus I’ve ever seen. 👏👏👏👏👏
@scopes89562 жыл бұрын
love it for once something wholsome haha imagine calling a virus wholsome
@ZeldaACFan17 Жыл бұрын
The Y2K38 Bug...? It's not even 2028 yet!
@ZeldaACFan17 Жыл бұрын
But here's some info on the new bug if you want to learn more about it en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
@haryman2222 жыл бұрын
Your last little comment really encapsulates all the problems with the techbro mentality
@ryannorthup31482 жыл бұрын
*_fIrSt_* jk lol, this vid's sounding nice already! Nice job Dan!
@sha-384thegreatest2 жыл бұрын
idk what to comment but keep it up, mate
@omidafluturel32532 жыл бұрын
Damn, this community is filled with positive energy, I love it!
@basilchapmanlft Жыл бұрын
Finally I am that famous that a virus was based off my real name