Smack Talk: Captain Marvel Review (Finally!)

[@VoxisProductions]

Bloody hell! What an ordeal to make this! Constant delays, technical problems, bad health days and copyright strikes. Also my January started with a loved one getting hospitalised and I had to look after them. Lot of long nights and stress. It was all worth it to entertain you all. You might be wondering why this film got reviewed, and the short answer is I made a script for this last year and I hate not finishing a video. Also I did promise you guys a review and some of you did ask. Now what I'm seeing a lot of is Rise of Skywalker and The Mandalorian...so back into the editing mines. Thanks for all the support! I love you all and stay tuned as the next video is going to be a long one...

[@LJAndrews1986]

God bless you and everything you do. Every video you do is well worth the wait and I love your dark sense of humor. You give zero shits and its the best way to be. Hope things on the health front improve for your loved one old boy.

[@Jomit427]

Hey man, great shit. Feel better.

[@123mandalore777]

TROS and Mandalorian would be nice, but I'd also like just one whole Sequel Trilogy video reviewing how badly all three Sequel films fit together with each other, and with the 6 real Star Wars movies. I'll happily wait till 2030 or however long it takes you to make it.

[@elliot7452]

Was worth it.

[@laputianprince9936]

I hope you and your loved one have a speedy recovery, us viewers really appreciate all the work you do to make these wonderful videos especially considering your circumstances. Thank you Prof.

[@wwmandalore]

"She was bullied in boot camp." So is like every human being who's ever been through boot camp.

[@blackRXrider]

Female drill Sargents treat the women like sh@@t at bootcamp. But of course marvel studios ignored that.

[@thibaldus3]

@@blackRXrider Where I was formed, Everybody was treated like shit, but male instructors still treated women less harshly. Don't know if it's because they had instructions to do so from above or just old school chivalry.

[@munkyzzb7504]

@Stripey Arse Good job I seen it. She even shaved her head.

[@Takaho31]

@Stripey Arse Demi Moore was super hot back then.

[@JennySparkz]

@@satireknight Original Gangster Trolling and sarcasm level OVER 9000!!!!!! @_@!!!! . I had to clean my keyboard after that Sir, Kudos :)

[@jackm.4702]

Even worse, "Avenger" was *her* nickname, not the jet's. They named the entire team after her stupid nickname.

[@ShadrachVS1]

Which goes to show how little Hollywood understands the concept of handles or team names... you don't get to pick them, and they are rarely so nice. I would imagine hers would have been Barbie or perhaps Catch You Next Tuesday.

[@markknife1]

The nickname is supposed to humble the recipient, not empower them. She probably got her nickname because she always has the "avenge me" look in flight school

[@davidh9354]

@@ShadrachVS1 it's something that develops over time as you make connections with other people and perform various actions, in terms of "nicknames" anyway, *other* *people* tend to give it to you based on your personality and actions, you don't get to make one up for yourself (unless you want it to sound off-putting or seem disingenuous). That "Carol 'Avenger' Danvers" bullshit comes off more as if she made it up for herself as her Xbox gamertag or some shit, as I'm not particularly sure of any "avenging" that she did in the movie as a fighter pilot. Even if they did provide some context to support it (which would have been a bit better at least), it still feels kinda fucking lame for it to be *the* source of The Avengers. Could've just had someone name the team that during one of the movies *after* they did something to *deserve* *it* .

[@ardendragoon]

@@davidh9354 she never flew in combat. Nobody liked her, so she gave herself that handle? So dumb.

[@BBBHuey]

It would've been funnier if her nickname was "Cheeseburger".

[@DayLateGamerWill]

Omfg that "thank God she wasn't flying one of those old world War 2 planes " that gag had me DYING

[@davids736]

I know, fucking SO funny 😆😆😆😆😆...I keep saying it but I'll say it again - this man needs a million subscribers. OK, I'll stop now... maybe..... but he DOES!! 👍👍🙂🙂

[@stevesmiff]

I bet it did! Nothing like some good ol fashioned, family friendly racism! 😂

[@chrishunter8305]

That's the title we would have gotten Quentin Tarantino was the writer...although makes a good title for a movie where Sam Jackson plays a super hero.

[@richardmapa2585]

I almost had a goddamn car accident , just now- from laughing so fucking hard…

[@Tenchi212]

Well, if someone ever decides to make an Ed, Edd and Eddy movie, she'd be perfect for the role of Plank!

[@residentidiot9694]

She even has the perfect ass for that role.

[@patchmoulton5438]

Hey now, youre making a big assumption that Jonny Twobyfour has no taste. Bad, OP. Id hit you with a rolled news paper but Brie Larson shyamalaned my motivation

[@theSonicguy001]

What’s that Plank? Plank says ‘she doesn’t need a straight white guy to tell her what role she can and can’t have’

[@AleksworxFPV]

Underrated comment!

[@spark154]

ZING!!!

[@manofthewest5395]

Usually the male drill instructors treat women less harshly because of old school chivalry. Its the female D.I.s that tear the female recruits apart.

[@g.rogowski2462]

Like nuns in sunday school.

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

​@@g.rogowski2462With fisting powers?

[@criticalsurria6773]

“My name is carol . . . . And I’d like to see your manager please”

[@fran3ro]

She should be KAREN Danvers 😁

[@myREALnameISiAM]

Car-ol, Kar-en... The numbers Mason; what do they mean???

[@mkocel]

my ex gf Carol is now doing pron. lol

[@jerkfudgewater147]

I’d prefer if she just said something fucked up then did unspeakable things to them, leaving 1 just barely alive to tell it’s people about what it saw... like that cannibal corpse nailed to the wall in “Wolf Creek” up to that point you think... ‘oh i think “pufter capital” was some sort of anti-gay slur... well this dude’s clearly a dickish kidnapper” but after you’ve seen what he does with the people he takes you realize “OMFG I’M NEVER GOING TO AUSTRALIA🇦🇺!!!!!!!” So she should have said “i’m going to give you 10 seconds to kill (the kree at the controls) then i’m going to tear off everyones arms and legs and throw all of you into the bathroom with your severed limbs TO WORM AROUND in your fetid existence where you can choose to die of starvation or eat each other i really don’t care, you are maggots to me and i am your god... and I HATE YOU the only way anyone gets to die a painless death is to kill him (the kree at the controls) before i stop counting... 10, 9,... not fast enough 4, 2... welcome to hell!!!” 🦵💪🏼👂🏽🦶🦵🏾💪🦵🏻💪🏿🦵🏼🦵🏿🦶🏽🦵🏼🦵🏾💪🏾💪💪🏻 then she would dial in their home planet’s coordinates, weld the bathroom door shut and walk out through the airlock.

[@wolveraspeaks]

@@myREALnameISiAM 4..7...6...9.3..5...71...43...0...32....47...8.....18...Resnov...12...

[@Giantwaspface]

"All the charisma of a war crime." Genius.

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

XD

[@andre_601]

Not true tbh... A war crime has at least *some* charisma...

[@scottspringer6854]

"... millions of flies can't be wrong." Just classic professor.

[@insensitive919]

@L Also, it's not like they offered refunds to all the people who hated it.

[@cahg3871]

Sad when a KZbin channel that critique movies is more enjoyable then the actual movies themselves. Keep up the good work professor.

[@nr593]

As a black man, I love how you through in "Big N's" at the end of the avengers name arc... xD It's still hilarious 10 mins later... I'm still laughing about it... Too funny! 😂🤣😆

[@DeLorean4]

As a white man, I'm glad I didn't watch this video in public and have to explain to people what made me laugh so hard.

[@chrishunter8305]

@@DeLorean4 It's even funnier if you hear it said in the Randy Marsh voice 🤣

[@lihoffman8157]

Why does every offensive word sound funny

[@pretorious700]

Do you preface everything with a pompous "as a black man"?

[@Hk7762Tube]

Two years later no "Big N's... assemble!" fine, I'll do it myself.

[@jacobrivera8136]

The real hero here is Professor Tosspot He managed to sit through this movie sober

[@jehovasabettor9080]

How'd you know that?

[@markparkinson6947]

Gaming addict got promoted from Tosspot’s sex dungeon slave to regular sex slave, meaning he would have likely encountered Tosspot watching the movie and used gaming addict’s slavery as a way to help himself through the film.

[@alexa1591]

At least twice, poor fucker

[@Hirnlego999]

Can people stop pretending that it's some major disaster, it's a normal Marvel movie.

[@alexa1591]

Hirnlego999 that’s the point, they’re all major disasters

[@leroy1154]

"No wonder she got so little screen time in Avengers Endgame" Fun fact: Allegedly, that screen time was more then she was originally suppose to have. She saved Tony and Nebula at the start, but that was apparently originally suppose to be Thor using Stormbreaker/the Bifrost. Remember when Thor shoots lightning into Iron Man's back to charge up a super weapon that Thanos then shrugs off? Well apparently that was suppose to be what shoots Thanos' ship out of the sky, not Captain Marvel's arrival. And that fist full of humility you mentioned, well that was suppose to be Hulk almost overpowering Thanos.

[@thibaldus3]

Interesting. Would make sense as she really felt shoehorned in those scenes.

[@ketxxx1]

Always said Endgame didn't need cap marvel, and if any of that is true and was meant to be in the film it would have made a better Endgame movie.

[@keeperofwickets1781]

Supposed.

[@BananaMana69]

That would have been so much fucking better.

[@Trefox87]

Still dont get why they didn't have everything with marvel happen after endgame, or have her be petrified till after instead of forcing her into endgame while it was already full of heroes we cared about

[@ProfDragonite]

"I guess I'm a celibate sexist Russian." -Professor Tosspot 2020

[@ralph1125]

When watching reviews is more entertaining than most modern Hollywood movies, that's saying something.

[@deceiver444]

My thoughts exactly

[@Night-Lord]

My favorite part of Endgame was when Thanos gave Carol the ol' "get back in the kitchen!"

[@forrestgump7430]

My entire imax theatre cheered when he slammed her with power stone

[@Night-Lord]

@@forrestgump7430 That's beautiful, you just made my day.

[@Here_is_Waldo]

Very satisfying, just a tad annoying he needed the Power Stone to do it. Thanos should have been able to do it by his own ability.

[@Night-Lord]

@@Here_is_Waldo I like to think he didn't *need* it, but did it for the extra disrespect

[@retrogamesreloaded]

In the comics Thanos did just that without using the gauntlet. It was actually Thor who went toe to toe with him for days.

[@kirk1701]

"I think Brie Larson was terribly miscast." *shows a quick clip of a casting couch* lmao

[@MyRickyjoe]

It would explain so much. Nobody likes her and yet they keep trying to make her a thing. The poor Star Wars trio probably won't see another movie, but somehow Brie will still find work.

[@sherlockholmes539]

I have now for a while thought cheese board Larson was either having an affair with Fiege or had dirt on him.

[@Aralaas]

Holy crap, I missed that part! That's fucking great.

[@tflo3482]

not just any casting couch...The casting couch, the backroom one

[@Sensorium19]

That is... not what I wanted to think about.

[@munkyzzb7504]

"My name is Carol" sounds like the entitled lady at McDonald's Who's order got mixed up.

[@vermis8344]

It's one syllable away from "My name is Karen".

[@munkyzzb7504]

@@vermis8344 Yeah that's her cousin. Lol

[@stephenfowlie742]

She should have been called Karen...

[@H20No]

Warren JB it’s not even another syllable, ka-ren ca-rol.

[@ForeverMrZaphaell]

"It's _MA'AM_ !"... Oh, wait...

[@joystickbrucelee1158]

"all the charisma of a war crime" you are fricken hilarious

[@Hirnlego999]

Except of course that she's supposed to be stoic, it's part of who she is supposed to play. But I suppose she's a woman so she must smile more

[@Warhamer116]

@@Hirnlego999 Being stoic in comic sense means you have quiet charisma, and radiate feeling of stalwart heroism. Being stoic doesn't mean lack of emotions outside arrogance or facial emotions outside grimace.

[@Hirnlego999]

@@Warhamer116 I don't agree with this at all though, she doesn't come of as a socio or psychopath. I do think she's too strong just like Superman, and that ultimately taking the superhero concept too far, but that's not Brie's fault.

[@goji3755]

@@Hirnlego999 Characters with this level of power CAN work with enough imagination and/or a grander sense of scale., as the best writers between (Ms) Marvel and Superman have proven time and again in the comics. Their best stories tend to be driven by very complicated moral, psychological, and yes, even EMOTIONAL conflicts. Even political dramas can work with these characters provided there's much more thought and nuance put into the politics than the woke crowd seems capable of generating. The major difference between the compelling stories we get in the comics and the mediocre films we get like Man of Steel and Captain Marvel is that the actors are either lacking in their own ability or are lacking substantive material and direction to work from. In the case of Captain Marvel it's probably a bit of both. There's never a moment where her emotions get the better of her in any meaningful or consequential way, so the whole "control your emotions" line feels like it was written in at the last minute to try and justify Brie's near-constant "blah" face. She's turned in better performances before, so I can only assume the script just didn't grab her attention at all. I can't say I blame her.

[@thinkwithurdipstick]

Hirnlego999 yeah but stoic usually means that the character is pensive, you can tell that they’re willingly suppressing emotional reactions in favor of thought and reason. Larson doesn’t give that off at all, she comes across as more of an apathetic plank of wood. There’s a difference between not being emotional and lacking all ability to emote entirely.

[@TysonDylan0]

Brie: I do my own stunts Also Brie: I have two stunt doubles

[@patchmoulton5438]

Also also Brie: >Needs an ass double

[@denniseldridge2936]

Even more Brie: I do my own stunt doubles...

[@ttrop]

@@patchmoulton5438 she is shaped like her acting skills a plank of wood

[@colorin81colorado]

Hahahahahahaha! In the words of Anakin Skywalker: "Liar!"

[@Tonwen]

to be fair, one was an ass double

[@AMetroid]

A super hero who had to overcome "some people saying some mean things to her" using only her her GOD powers and nothing else. A heroine for the ages.

[@jakefrost7404]

_Fashionably late, Herr Tosspot, we missed you!_ *_Alright, let's do this._*

[@gammasmash1924]

"Armed with smugness and battle hardened ovaries" 🤣😂🤣

[@LukeLovesRose]

I know right? Fuckin hilarious

[@BillClinton228]

This is the most underrated channel on youtube.

[@scifugitive2]

It's underrated for a good reason

[@thedude4795]

"resting bitch face"!!

[@PhoenixWakeStudios]

"Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye." This trash film retroactively ruins Winter Soldier, too. What sort of idiotic writing is that?

[@zachgilbert3815]

I mean, tbf, he DID trust that cat........

[@lastfirst5863]

I trusted you, mr fluffles...

[@chrisperrien7055]

Ah well, turn your mind off , and don't dare go look up - "Sgt Fury and the Howling Commandoes."

[@insensitive919]

Expectations subverted!

[@chrisperrien7055]

@@insensitive919 If you really want subversion, go find Nick Fury fighting on the communist side, against the "nazzys" in the Spanish Civil War/pre-WWII , as wrote back in the 60's-70's, Sgt Fury comic books, LOL. Never mind Marvel , now has a great black actor. playing same role. That is just newer (more up to date) pc subversion. By changing the character from black to white. Stan Lee , way back in the day, was "honest" about his inclusion of "communist subversion" in his comic characters, in the editorials of his old comic books. He was opposing McCarthyism and supporting "Communism" ; Now called" PC", IMO. This is all "OG"(Old Guy) stuff, Now long forgotten

[@michaelkeha]

The Mar Vel thing is a slap in the face of the actual character Mar Vel that was the original Captain Marvel for Marvel and actually a interesting character

[@firenze6478]

So many people don’t realize this

[@CalebHimself]

My favorite puppet hasn't died from liver failure. Blessed be the Pipeman.

[@JamesSavik]

Poor Stan Lee. Even in the afterlife he couldn't escape this celluloid Gonorrhea.The cat was the star of the whole train wreck.

[@HarryBuddhaPalm]

Stan Lee really wasn't that great of a guy. He regularly took credit for other people's work and stole a lot of his ideas from other people. He had a huge ego and did all he could to get famous. Most of the people that worked with him didn't like him at all.

[@redhood7650]

@@HarryBuddhaPalm him and Jack made every famous character that we love

[@andre_601]

And the cat was CGI. So technically speaking is there no real thing in the movie that was good.

[@W0lf77]

It's worse than that. That wasn't her jets name, that is her call sign. So they named the Avengers after her. She is so important that her call sign becomes the name for the EDF.

[@johngray3449]

Still think her call sign should have been "Vapid"

[@dabeln1]

@@johngray3449 The best callsign I ever heard for a woman was SUDS. It stood for She Utters Dumb Shit.

[@dabeln1]

Avenger is a terrible callsign, too, it has more than two syllables, and great callsigns break down into at least two acronyms, one hidden acronym and one you tell your family.

[@IronFreakV]

I thought all the talk about "wokeness overload" in this movie was people overreacting since Brie's less than smart interviews before the movies.... Until I actually sw the movie. Like it's annoying how much of a Mary Sue she is, it's Alice from RE movie series' levels of bullshit.

[@insensitive919]

@@johngray3449 Nah... "Vagpit". Because that is what her flightmates would call her after she overreacts to the c***pit joke.

[@TwentyPercentDash]

Every Voxis video is a beautiful ray of sunshine. Thank you Blessed Pipeman for bringing us more reviews :) Also, come back to EFAP. I miss your quick wit and snark.

[@VoxisProductions]

Bless you.

[@damienspawn2719]

"Armed with smugness and battle hardened ovaries". Perfection... I've said this before and I must say it again: You, sir, are an artist.

[@ChengTeoh]

"Just an Annoying Flying Vagina", the next great overpowered super hero that all men should fear. XD

[@dmc2554]

I like Dave Chapelle's super hero, the pussy grabber. You see, this guy has super powers, he can fly and save people from burning buildings or stop robbers with his super strength. But his powers only activate if he grabs some pussy. Just for a bit. The problem is this guy is ugly, so most chicks flee in terror when he begs them "Please lady, I just gotta grab it for a bit! LIVES ARE AT STAKE!"

[@insensitive919]

Swarms of them! Cover your eyes!

[@thierryeubanks3586]

Deadly Boners?

[@lennytheleopard]

Big N**s assemble - that was just the best. Also loved the sneaky inclusion of a certain black couch. Welcome back prof.

[@andrewsmith2878]

Lenny Talbot respect

[@DemonicRemption]

@Lenny Talbot I think I laughed at that joke harder than I should have, especially since according to society, as a black guy I should've been offended. xD

[@brainpinker282]

@@DemonicRemption Don't be what society thinks you should be, just be yourself that's enough. The day we have to justify what we think is funny is the day we officially live in a dictatorship. I also think it's funny because it's just super absurd. Exactly like this film. And i am white. According to the standard that others have set up, I am a racist. Luckily I don't give the slightest thing that others think about me^^ I know the truth about me and at the end of the day this is more then enough.

[@goatgod2009]

That couch looks familiar... "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen." God damnit...

[@adamkwiecinski2783]

id give this a thumbs up but i dont want to spoil the 88 likes

[@haydendill6288]

Blessed Pipeman has finally returned with wisdom.

[@zachgilbert3815]

#WeWereThere

[@heavywestern5943]

The absolute stupidity of the writing can epitomized in the fact that Carol has a power inhibitor placed on her by the bad guys who want to control her, and the power inhibitor that is supposed to limit one's power only works if the person wearing the power inhibitor BELIEVES that the power inhibitor inhibits one's power. To quote a verbal terrorizing toxic long man; "Who... wrote... this"

[@lyravain6304]

@Fag Face Oi, I call things toxic too! Certain microbes release toxic residue, quicksilver is toxic, a radiactive plant releases toxic waste, this film is toxic to sanity and reason...

[@bigjump2307]

"My name is Carol...do you have a license to sell that bottled water little boy?"

[@gammasmash1924]

Carol=Karen

[@factualhat3018]

"No? Ok" *nukes the whole town* iM a HeRo

[@darkroninmarvel]

The fact that they used the late Stan Lee to promote this thing disgusted me to no end

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

They've pretty much did this when he was still barely alive so it shouldn't come to anyone's surprise that they would be doing this to him right after he passed on. Isn't corporate greed just fucking magical?

[@frankcastle9691]

@@HerrDeutschBlood corporate greed at its best.

[@HarryBuddhaPalm]

Stan Lee wouldn't give a shit. He loved the spotlight and inflating his massive ego.

[@PaceBreaker]

@@HarryBuddhaPalm This is true. But even Stan had some degree of standards at least for how characters were portrayed.

[@GabrielKnight666]

„My name is KAREN! And I want to speak to the manager!“

[@ForeverMrZaphaell]

It's MAAAM!

[@CynicSnacks]

Well worth the wait :)

[@VoxisProductions]

Bless your greasy heart.

[@someimperialfist1404]

2:35 "my god youre greasy." Had my side hurting for almost all of the video, i had to rewatch it.

[@surindersingh724]

Avenger wasn’t the name of her jet. That wouldn’t have been too bad to be honest. Unfortunately “Avenger” was her call sign. Because...you know...it’s all about her 🙄

[@ryanbarker5217]

i look forward to your 'birds of prey' analysis coming in 2024. just kidding, love the vids, hope you're doing better.

[@vinylscratch2907]

The Blessed Pipeman ruturns!!!

[@timteller1400]

when the review of a movie is more entertaining than the movie itself...

[@damianlegion8455]

11:04 I got flashbacks! 🥴 "...My name...is Rei Skywalker..." Why life is so cruel with me... 🥴

[@sblinder1978]

"All the charisma of a war crime" jeeeezus dude

[@peterw.9703]

Tosspot is the only you tube channel that I have the bell on. Can't miss my favorite fluffy old fart. Great video keep them coming.

[@ProjectRedfoot]

*EGGY-FART!*

[@salb2086]

Indeed.

[@Ciborium]

Our hero's big moment of revelation: "My name... is Carol. And I want to speak to your supervisor."

[@Whiteshell204]

*Professor...we’ve missed you!* 🌉

[@DirtySouthJR]

First female F-35 pilot crashed on her first try......seemed relevant somehow. And it's not the first, first female time.....

[@urdude67]

They should have changed her name. "My name is Mary Sue."

[@firenze6478]

Nah , Grumpy Feminist is more fitting

[@Wayoutthere]

"All the charisma of a war crime" I love you old coot.

[@Stevarooni]

_Captain Marvel: The End of the MCU_ was a climactic end to a fun series of action movies, presaging _End Game_ and making way for a new ennui regarding superhero movies. I'm looking forward to avoiding them for a while, other than _WW84_ of course.

[@lillyrichter3383]

How do you get italic font in YT comments? :0

[@Stevarooni]

@@lillyrichter3383 put underscores _ before where you want _italics_ to start, and after where you want it to end. You can also use asterisks * the same way for *bold* text. They have to be touching the first and last words to be modified.

[@lillyrichter3383]

@@Stevarooni Woah, cool! I always wished I could do that! *

[@SpinosaurusStudios_]

And Black Widow.

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

Don't understand why people liked wonder woman, such a mediocre movie. And in justice league things only got worst, Gadot have the acting range of a porn actress. The scene were superman is revived, damn, it's so bad. Considering the current superheroes, I am only interested on Spiderman

[@123mandalore777]

"18 Minutes ago" Wow. Considering how rare your uploads are, being early to one of your video's actually does feel kinda cool.

[@ProtoPropski]

"Now" I was not ready for this review, and I must sit down. I came way too early.

[@MyRickyjoe]

A precious little trickle of ambrosia...

[@truesoulghost2777]

@@ProtoPropski "that's what she said..."

[@paraboo8994]

When they announced that movie I immediately thought of Sarah Michelle Gellar as Captain Marvel. And I still maintain she would have been awesome in the role ❤

[@windigo2806]

My favorite scene in endgame was when Thanos bitch slaps Captain Marvel out of the movie for a few minutes.

[@yohannbiimu]

"Amazing Fisting Powers" That gets me every time!

[@tallulahbeaverhausen4382]

"I have to grow a full beard to do that ?... oh... OHH !" Absolutely brilliant ! So happy you're back !

[@crym77]

I need a some kind of hint to get this. Please, someone, help me! XD

[@tallulahbeaverhausen4382]

@@crym77 Old perv' Professor Tosspot is "reading" the Kama Sutra, a book of sexual positions. He stumbles upon a picture of a position that leads him to think he needs a beard to perform it. Here is the joke : it is not a beard he sees, it's a hairy vagina, in which the man's face is "stuck" (therefore, he thought it was a beard). Is that clear ?

[@MartnCFdk]

"Amazing fisting powers"

[@rocksnrolls]

"My name is Carrol... And can I speak to your manager?!"

[@mudcrab3420]

19:36 - Not JUST a civilian, Blessed Pipeman, that there is... THE DON!!! #justice4thedon

[@elliot7452]

The old plane name, further proof this is one of the finest channels on KZbin.

[@kevinclark8356]

It's worst in the comics, Captain Marvel has murdered Iron Man twice. Marvel's flagship female hero is an unrepented murder!

[@CandyApples4ever]

She’s a. Villain disguised as a hero.

[@fanofgodjimindiva2497]

Carl Manvers is just a sociopathic, fascist bitch

[@theflashgordon193]

TWICE ?

[@kevinclark8356]

Yes, this was part of the last storyline. Where a super villain, was you killed the Avengers, captain marvel or I'll blow up the earth and she was more than happy to do so. She then cloned them all afterwards, so now all the Avengers are clones and Iron Man is a clone of a clone.

[@CandyApples4ever]

Kevin Clark oh so cuz she can clone then she sees them as cattle basically. Just kill them off and clone them again when they become inconvenient.

[@alexx86hater]

"My name is Carol" is a dollar store version of the "My name is Neo" quote from a much better movie However the very first thing I thought when I heard it was "Caroline DELETED" from Portal 2 :P

[@mickeyblues4885]

Just found the channel and can't stop watching. Having an absolute blast. Thank you.

[@sedevacante0027]

"A hairpiece made of Velcro" I had to El Oh El

[@AvengerII]

Funny how Disney/Marvel allegedly has all this money and yet so many of their movies have lousy special effects and bad make up/prosthetics! They couldn't invest in a GOOD, CONVINCING WIG for Samuel L. Jackson?!? That's not funny... It's just sad! They can't invest in good scripts with characters that approach something like humanity AND yet they skimp on on basic visuals (make up artists knew how to do well decades ago!) hoping the fake explosions will distract from how bad the make up and CG de-aging of actors really is?

[@ryanreviews8566]

Saw Voxis update, clicked immediately 💯

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

13:23 you are probably gonna get deleted for wrongthinking thanks to this joke but goddamn is it funny

[@goldandragoon]

well tomorrow this video will be a year old and hes still going :)

[@ghola82]

BIG DIGGERS ASSEMBLE! Goodbye my sides! 🤣👌

[@ghola82]

@@FritoLays1236 You replace that D with an N and see what the censorship algorithm does to your comment. ;)

[@majorgear1021]

“Fell off the back of a pirate ship.” that had me rofl!

[@arashfarsayad5411]

soooo happy that your back ! you videos are amazing because you put so much heart into it hope to see more of you this year

[@lizp5004]

Yay! I've missed my Professor Sexpot! ;)

[@VoxisProductions]

Bless you

[@khakiturtle6776]

Voxis, I hope you have a great year man for you and your channel as well.

[@VoxisProductions]

Oh thank you =)

[@paine5479]

So glad to see you are still with us. :)

[@asterixobelix20]

"There is barely any struggle in this" I disagree. Watching this piece of garbage is struggle enough for 5 movies.

[@ZhoRZh37]

According to the intro, Johnny Depp didn't want to watch Captain Marvel with Amber.

[@venicebeachsportsnetwork6677]

Never clicked do fast in my life

[@lastamericanhero59]

Well actually"Mar-Vell" was the name of the original Captain Marvell

[@generic_sauce]

Who was originally written as a male, but we can't have that in an "empowerment" movie can we?

[@MyRickyjoe]

"My name is Karen!"

[@JONNOG88]

"& I would like to speak. To the Manager."

[@windigo2806]

My favorite scene in endgame was when Thanos B**** slaps Captain Marvel out of the movie for a few minutes.

[@mileslugo6430]

The alien formerly known as "Mar Vel" actually was Canon in the comics, but then again in the comics that alien was the original Captain Marvel and Danvers was called Ms. Marvel

[@khamulthewack4732]

Glad you could crank one out before I get drafted. Can't wait to watch your future videos while in Iran.

[@KenMabie]

Don't worry you won't get drafted .. Corona Chan will kill everyone before that

[@kaibutse]

terminator Dark fate, charlie angle, birds of prey, black Christmas 2019. its free estate boys

[@douglasb.5601]

"Armed with smugness and battle hardened overies" ....it was worth waiting for this review! 👍🏻😂

[@biglineman34]

I lost it at 13:20, especially now that I'm throwing in the name into the other Marvel movies. Captain America: The First Big **** is a completely different movie now.

[@forrestgump7430]

Never know maybe if Disney and Fiege come to their sense’s they’ll turn Captain Marvel into a secret ally of Galactus and a new interpretation of Jean Greys Phoenix or Professor X destroys her or mind fcks her. Best case scenario would be Disney and Warner Bros come to agreement and we have Justice League vs Avengers so Batman (using scarecrows fear gas), Superman, Wonder Woman or Flash (by phasing his hand through heart or time travel) can kill her

[@chubbyninja842]

I think, for the most part, your review was spot-on. In fact, I think you may have even given it a little too much credit at times. It was a BAD movie. One of the things you didn't really cover that frustrated me the most is they portrayed Fury as a sort of pathetic, barely competent pencil pusher. It's like Stark said, "Fury is THE spy!" The writer figured that the best way to build up Carol was to tear down every other male character in the movie, which is NOT how you build up a character. It's how you ruin a movie. Further, there was so much that just made no sense. Too many plotholes to count. For example, Carol gets her powers because she blew up the FTL Engine and was washed over by the energy it released. Uh ... okay ... but so was Law's character. If she got powers, shouldn't he have received powers as well? And being a Kree to begin with, wouldn't that have made him way more powerful than her? It's almost as if they went out of their way to find every possible way to build the worst possible version of this movie. And I'm totally on board with your commentary about how they try to say anybody who didn't like it just doesn't like female-hero movies ... which is nonsense. WonderWoman was the best DCEU movie by far. Hunger Games was an amazing franchise. Don't even get me started on the Alien franchise and how badass Ripley was. As far as I'm concerned, there's little better in the world than a strong female character done right, which sort of pisses me off more when they do it so badly. This had the potential to be another WonderWoman quality movie and it just wasn't.

[@vidard9863]

Or the fact that two entire transolar races were engaged in a war, but neither had developed an FTL drive... O.o?

[@RevanJJ]

Welcome back! Glad to see you! As always, a much needed shot of laughter in the bloodstream! Great job!

[@VoxisProductions]

=)

[@markparkinson6947]

Couldn’t have put it better myself, RevanJJ.

[@Hirnlego999]

They filmed her parts in End game before they made this movie, that's why she is not so much in end game at all.. Of course the movie is mediocre, as are almost all Marvel movies, they are quickly forgettable videogames at cinema Edit, added details.. "This film [Endgame] will always be personally dear to me because it was my first time playing Captain Marvel," Larson said from a stage that included several of her co-stars as well as directors Joe and Anthony Russo and producer Kevin Feige. "We shot this first so I had to stumble and figure out who this character was with no script for this and no script for Captain Marvel either and perform for the first time in front of legends. But it was incredible," Larson recalled. www.ign.com/articles/2019/04/07/brie-larson-filmed-avengers-endgame-before-captain-marvel

[@Hirnlego999]

@@nmr7203 "This film [Endgame] will always be personally dear to me because it was my first time playing Captain Marvel," Larson said from a stage that included several of her co-stars as well as directors Joe and Anthony Russo and producer Kevin Feige. "We shot this first so I had to stumble and figure out who this character was with no script for this and no script for Captain Marvel either and perform for the first time in front of legends. But it was incredible," Larson recalled. www.ign.com/articles/2019/04/07/brie-larson-filmed-avengers-endgame-before-captain-marvel

[@Anijah2001]

Well I don't think every Marvel movies bad look at Guardians of the Galaxy but I do agree some are forgettable

[@Vihara2]

@@Hirnlego999 my god she just has to piss and moan about SOMETHING when her career gets served to her on a silver platter doesnt she?

[@Hirnlego999]

@@Vihara2 I don't think it's her producing hundreds and hundreds of videos because some men feel emasculated.

[@oswaldcobblepot6983]

Thoroughly glad I stayed until after the credits. Good show ol' chap.

[@patrickthehenchman2679]

I'm still considering my headcanon that Nick Fury actually lost his eye when he, Carol, and Loki for some reason, went to an island to fight a Giant Monkey, and Nick got crushed under the monkey's fist. It may not make a damn lick of sense, but at least it's more dignified than losing his eye to a cat scratch.

[@Kevin_Street]

This video should have at least a million views. You are one fearless puppet gentleman.

[@lorirail7667]

I love your channel even my parents lives were Channel my mom watches your channel every day and my dad too great to see you posting again

[@chickendrawsdogs3343]

"My name is Carol" Uh, did she have an identity crisis so bad that her desire to find her true self drives the plot to warrant that payoff line?

[@miguelh4750]

OMG 13:17 I pissed my pants laughing !!!

[@robertzverina7181]

Nice to see Kurt Vonnegut and his famous story graphs at 15:00 I’m a big fan of your visual allusions-Team America, Wondershowzen, etc

[@M05tly]

13.20 is hilarious! Please come back Professor.

[@tahunuva4254]

My name... Is Karol AND MY KIDS ARE LISTENING TO KIDZ BOP

[@palgameruk8996]

Welcome back prof!!! Hail your glorious return! 😎😖😎

[@olivercromwell5634]

Yay you're back! Hope you're feeling better! Can't wait for more.

[@jaytalks8091]

I almost lost my stuff when you got to the team name section. Sheer brilliance! More than worth the wait. Glad you’re back!

[@anthonymcgrath]

"she has all the charisma of a war crime" 😂😂😂 phenomenal review - love it - sub'd :) And btw i absolutely LOVED your chat with Critical Drinker there was a really good point 2 hours in where you explained the way socmed and metrics and online baiting discussion is now driving the movie industry just to get backsides in seats - such a superb summary of the nonsense going on. Ant