What Can You Do Without a Brain?

[@whyarewestillherejusttosuf3427]

The fact that this video doesn’t feel old despite this being an 8 year old video is incredible.

[@kelvinnueveanimeguitar1983]

Quality

[@checkit7528]

thats what gives his channel life

[@Rossilaz58]

Michael is very good at making timeless videos.

[@thedangboi7198]

480p and goos lighting goes a long way

[@licheaster1357]

Tis true

[@thatmarioguy4063]

This was the most long winded yet interesting way of saying “Make sure to subscribe” I’ve seen

[@perflufendufen]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@bradleywhais7779]

It worked. Idk why I forgot to sub months ago. Thx to the algorithm tho, its kept his content in my recommended!

[@lirile-2]

@@bradleywhais7779 same, forgot to sub and this video got me to subscribe lol

[@Hangedman11911]

Racist

[@bradleywhais7779]

@@Hangedman11911 wat...

[@axolotlotlotl]

The brain is most important organ according to the brain

[@baggierbobcat3324]

You,you are still alive innn,in 2019 ggggood luck

[@axolotlotlotl]

@@baggierbobcat3324 u good?

[@Maximdietz]

The conspiracy is coming together at last

[@uwnoodle]

@@baggierbobcat3324 stroke?

[@coolestdude244]

@@baggierbobcat3324 are you alright? did you see a doctor?

[@user-ni1ny7zm1w]

brain is the only organ that named itself

[@Tyx1d]

Or is it?

[@creeper6530]

And it pronounced itself the most important organ in the body

[@pselki]

the gut named itself

[@cynicalentity3313]

I think that whoever was the first to crack open a skull was the one to call it a brain, after saying “what the fuck is that?.”

[@gamerxcool]

Larynx?

[@sir_conway]

Michael’s question: “What can you do without a brain?” Michael’s answer: “Salt makes these frog legs dance.”

[@Cybernaut551]

LOL :)

[@silversleuth_9914]

Yeah, this guy makes my brain hurt

[@justsomelochnessmonsterwit7247]

I read this exactly as he was at that part 0_0

[@Chrisratata]

*bandz

[@fabianatrindade56]

When I saw that scene I was like Eeeeewwww Where's the pepper or garlic? I hope they seasoned these MFers properly after the clip cuz eeeewww.

[@loaf440]

*Random guy at a party* "Well that's a no brainer. hah-" *Vsauce pops up from underneath the rug* "Actually..."

[@sharlsherif5710]

*Pops up : or is it*

[@Fleyk1707]

Adam Conover vs Michael Stevens

[@bradirv]

"but what is a no-brainer?" *vsauce music plays*

[@ziyah8345]

Dreadlord Sinister lie

[@faisalnahwi5692]

HAHAHA, Thats a good one

[@mractivision2523]

"What can you do without a brain?" Buy bathwater for £30

[@mractivision2523]

@K D normie doesn't get the reference

[@JayDawg591]

Mr Activision imagine unironically calling someone a normie on a vsauce video

[@mractivision2523]

@@JayDawg591 imagine thinking People would unironically use the word normie in 2019.

[@JayDawg591]

Mr Activision idk mean i dont see a /s anywhere in that comment 🤔

[@mractivision2523]

@@JayDawg591 lmfao what, you got ligma or something.

[@smj9208]

0:21 it was at this point i was like "what kind of youtube is this???", then i realized this was 11 years ago.

[@Zeppedplayer]

True

[@Ryosilly]

Same 😭🙏

[@SanityDrop]

Good times. No unskippable ads, less moderations...

[@ahmedmansour5311]

I think I was stupid

[@abigailgarcia3.085]

Fr

[@JaromHarris]

People: Wow! A headless walking chicken! How cool! Chicken (internally): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@silverfoot6079]

It actually doesn't have a head, so it can't think. It's just a zombie.

[@feet3857]

HailOlympos! But it still has part of its brain

[@silverfoot6079]

@@feet3857 no, it didn't. The head was completely removed. Yes, there is brain tissue elsewhere in the body, but they are far from functioning.

[@DepFromDiscord]

HailOlympos! 1:25

[@allesklarklaus147]

The farmer didn't hit very well... If he cut off all the chickens head nicely it would have bled to death in around 2 minutes or so. They can run around a bit and stuff like that but shooting blood out of the neck really puts a tight time constraint on the chickens life.

[@homeaccount5206]

Don't you hate it when someone reminds you about your heartbeat and then you have to manually manage your heart beat?

[@savannah_was_taken7627]

Ah shit here we go again

[@matthieuleperlier251]

I hate it when I'm reminded of my breathing. COMMENCE MANUAL BREATHING PROTOCOL

[@rafunny2241]

Don't you hate it when someone reminds you about your thinking and then you have to manually manage your brain?

[@lemmingsfce]

Nooo?

[@annguyenthe3030]

Oh, we all do have those times.

[@FruityPeachie]

"The brain is the most important organ", huh? Sounds like something a BRAIN would say....

[@subscribeowikd3336]

Lol

[@cringeusername9961]

the funny thing is your brain wrote this

[@radugaming6115]

I bet u have something to think about now ._.

[@gf1x119]

*insert obama giving a medal to obama meme*

[@Jomuerudoumandanberarumino]

i hate when my brain is so prideful of it self.

[@ccricar]

bro this looks like a new video in 2024 even if it is from 11 years ago

[@BloodWolf227]

Most if not all of Michael's videos are timeless.

[@user-fo2on3dn1c]

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ, then i thought, look whomst telling me that!"

[@NEOSGROUPS]

Its conspiration

[@felixroux]

Well, your brain is the only organ smart enough to tell you that.

[@UNKNOWN-ll4yt]

Felix Roux and which organ said that ?

[@ok-br3sm]

I don't think the brain is an organ edit: I'm retarded

[@gavinator10000]

I like Cats bruh

[@dustmystic291]

So if "you" are just your brain, does that mean I'm piloting an organic mech suit all the time?

[@KoukiBuri]

Yup. Complex organic mech-suit

[@gandalfgreyhame342]

Sam Page Yeah I'm flesh-man. We need a superhero movie on this, oh wait thats just every ordinary movie ever made.

[@brusquebuttrue589]

That's what I have always thought. The real organisms being our brain, and the rest of our body just an organic machine to keep us alive.

[@dustmystic291]

Wait a minute if we are just a brain, does that mean our skeleton is not inside us, WE ARE INSIDE OUR SKELETON. Mind blown.

[@hexeddecimals]

Sam Page I have thought that before, but if we were truly our brain we would be a lot more busy. We would have to manually control every single thing from our heart beat to digestion to the immune system. Brains are also fooled by optical illusions because of evolution, they are "naive" to what is actually there. If we were our brains we wouldn't fall for such tricks. Because of that, we are something less than our brains. Our conscious. The conscious is like the pilot of the brain that pilots the organic mech suit, except the conscious uses auto pilot so t can do other things like create thoughts and rationalize.

[@lillyie]

"The Brain is the most complex structure in the universe" -The Brain

[@nlksh]

hahah well.....shit

[@ivoryas1696]

るなめりあ The brain does think... pretty highly of itself! 😁

[@user-ow9uo8mc4f]

did you know that without a brain you become morgz

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

bruh moment

[@mohdzainlone]

Big bruh brain moment.

[@swadheen01]

The fact that this video doesn’t feel old despite this being an 11 years old video is incredible.

[@The_Hoodmart]

11 days ago

[@uchihafanboy363]

I really didn't realise it till you said that.

[@PhantomAarantula]

The old modern KZbin layout tipped me off immediately. But this is very good production value

[@KJberaw]

lol fr

[@Nigjaslayer9000]

Vsauce vids never get old tbh

[@swageryan5798]

doctor: Sorry to say but he’s dead... vsauce: OR IS HE?!

[@alexanderbendall]

...vsauce music kicks in...

[@SurmenianSoldier]

So he's dead (Outro)

[@weather9405]

@@SurmenianSoldier sad

[@weather9405]

@Lathan Hunter Megiormin hehe

[@justaweirdguy376]

“Yes Michael. He is dead.” “Oh.”

[@jimothy6888]

A lot of people actually do a lot without their brain, it’s simply astounding

[@Lamboredofit]

Or is it .....?

[@OmarHyari2009]

As a professional tiktoker I can confirm.

[@Overheated521]

twitter users

[@joeljustjazzing]

Apply alcohol on the burnt area

[@axonice]

flat earthers

[@AustinStuart568]

Me: I am alive Vsauce: Well yes, but actually no

[@shivakumar499]

54 subscribers without a single shit

[@yu4233]

Shiva S me?

[@playltimow8076]

Well the typical Vsauce would have said something along the line: "well yes.... oR arE yOu?"

[@Equa11ysurl]

666 likes *you have been pronounced d e a d*

[@Nope-lo8kd]

honlestly

[@HydroP2]

0:27 Im cooked. 😢

[@Demonslayer241-7]

Same 😂

[@Records_arestillcool]

Damn bro same 😭

[@caffeecup5319]

Imagine the farmer’s reaction when he chopped off the chicken’s head and it still moved

[@avnishshrivastava2272]

Oof

[@piccionerotante6792]

Everybody gangsta Till the headless chicken starts moving

[@hankross8345]

They usually keep moving for a while after the head is removed.

[@troy4298]

@KZbin Channel few seconds, a turkey can run around longer tho.

[@hankross8345]

@KZbin Channel usually not more than a few seconds

[@davidkonevky7372]

0:22 Damn, KZbin looked so different and customizable back then

[@statingtheobvious8119]

DOT. IMG! LÜT. DONG Leanback

[@szymoneczeg]

It was, and it was beautiful

[@vaibhav475]

@@szymoneczeg No matter how beautiful it was People always hated it :\

[@dubbynelson]

because it was :(

[@GoofyManMF]

@@statingtheobvious8119 wha-

[@jamesnorthfield1321]

This video reminded me how different KZbin used to look back in the day

[@taritangeo4948]

You mean before vlogs and orher social media compilation vids flooded everything?

[@fbi5700]

I don’t mean to sound like a boomer, but damn, KZbin used to be in a golden age

[@davidkonevky7372]

@@taritangeo4948 I think he means the actual layout and the amount of customization a channel page could have

[@frhn707]

@@fbi5700 sir yes sir

[@superjc2528]

FBI what’s a boomer

[@dodobenim]

0:06 a classic starts playing

[@Alice.Ivy56]

REALLL

[@khairulhafiz2002]

"What Can You Do Without A Brain?" KZbin CEO, Susan: It's like... I was made for this.

[@Rocky-sy6pm]

This Is So true

[@Bell-ih5ln]

Yeah

[@AlexanderHernandez-sy8fd]

ive heard that joke somewhere b4

[@yeetidk285]

I don't get it .-., someone explain?

[@gunz9318]

@@yeetidk285 its because susan is ruining youtube.research coppa for example.protecting kids om paper great but how they did it. youtubers had to basicly baby there fans.and plenty more. the youtuber " the gaming beaver" called out coppa and why it was wrong and also almost made him quit.

[@kimkardashianun68]

Police: You are under arrest... Vsauce : Or ...Am i.. ?🤔

[@dream1430]

Your profile pic is nightmare fuel

[@DavidGarcia-gp6mg]

To determine whether or not I should be arrested, we must first look at gravity, *ends up talking about how if you are lazy you postpone the heat death of the universe

[@snomhyme]

Kim hard asian im a genius i know

[@tutsdws8666]

What is arrest?

[@SplashyMagikarpEatsTomNook]

*VSAUCE Michael here*

[@Life-ms6jl]

*Without that voice in your head you wouldnt be able to read this*

[@CHOW_25]

Life how could you do this to me

[@JayDawg591]

thank you voice

[@flanbenflen9069]

I love you

[@Life-ms6jl]

@@CHOW_25 lol

[@shooketh7285]

You mean our conscience

[@PilotJames025]

Run for office.

[@doodschmood]

seeing the 2012 layout has me shook

[@Diamond-mo5qj]

Multi MLK k

[@DarkSuperNinja]

Was thinking the same thing lmao

[@LeafHasLeft]

I miss it

[@therealchris5894]

Yeah

[@gofuckyourself9269]

In 2020s I will say the same looking at current layout

[@the_jones528]

Vsauce - "Without a head, the cockaroach would eventually starve to death :( " Humanity - :)

[@rutikghuguskar]

I get it after a sec.

[@zaytaz9331]

Me: 😃😄😁😆😉😊😋🥰😏🤗😌🙂🙂🙂

[@cemafer]

):

[@jhinabloomingflower807]

Why would you hate and want a cockroach to suffer or die,where's your compassion towards living creatures bastard

[@cemafer]

@@jhinabloomingflower807 PREACH BROTHER!

[@danensosnore9011]

"What can you do without a brain?* Go around telling people the earth is flat

[@idkidc1885]

Flat earth jokes really we all know the earth is a donut

[@pennwhipple3793]

idk idc saying the earth is a donut is even dumber than saying it’s flat how tf could earth possibly be a donut

[@idkidc1885]

@@pennwhipple3793 hear me out when you see up at the sky the reason it's blue it's cause you look at the ocean at the different side of the donerth (donut earth) Also I am not stupid I made all these up right now don't believe that I'm a donut earth believer We all know the earth is a triangle

[@weather9405]

@@idkidc1885 I disagree. The earth is gay

[@idkidc1885]

@@weather9405 OMG...

[@chameleon-tree]

Mike the headless chicken was actually in Fruita, Colorado. When I was living there the city held "mike the headless chicken festivals" along with a statue of him downtown 😂

[@Kreygore]

0:04 0:08 0:12 0:17 0:24 0:27 0:35 1:21 1:27 1:31 1:45 2:12 2:25 3:26 3:31 3:41 3:49 3:57 4:48 4:59 5:20 5:32 6:05 6:15 6:43 6:54 7:05 7:16 7:20 7:29 7:33 BRAIN

[@ItzMeKarizma]

Lol

[@Burnest]

Lmao

[@thecasualplayer7149]

Adrian bruh

[@tacocat9654]

Why

[@coolminecraftplayerok9367]

Underrated coment

[@spencergreer7423]

Fun fact: Your brain has been dubbed the most important organ by your brain.

[@terner1234]

what an egocentric organ

[@LimePestoLAUGH]

No stop pls im having an existential crisis.

[@birch_boi8323]

Spencer Greer wow i would have never guessed

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

brainception!

[@slimynuggets3363]

Or is it? *Vsauce theme intensifies*

[@jaggerjdm9787]

A Vsauce video that stays on topic? Oh... this was posted in 2012

[@nebula2933]

Jagger Draws! This nearly made me have a stroke LOL

[@jaggerjdm9787]

Nebula, it wasn't that funny, but thank! xD

[@TwiStedTentom]

@@jaggerjdm9787 Vsauce is always on topic. He seems to wander off sometimes, but then he always connects his digression with the original topic. One of my favorite things about this channel.

[@aiden753]

no, he does this on purpose, he talked about why in a TED episode

[@europe1994]

Astro_* he gets off topic but it’s connected to the main topic so he kinda gets off topic like in the /what is spinning\ video

[@leor91421]

The fact that this video is still actively being watched says something about Vsauce's quality

[@Angel09009]

Or does it?

[@rallicat69]

Or does you?

[@Fellathehella]

Or does me?

[@Angel09009]

@@Fellathehella Or do we?

[@Fellathehella]

@@Angel09009 or do they?

[@broswirski4513]

What can you do without a brain? According to most people: driving...

[@boiboi9822]

Hi I’m Obama

[@broswirski4513]

Boi Boi and this is my Pawn Shop

[@bienlebonjour666]

You can also vote

[@sohilsidhick9149]

that explains women driving

[@Bubble23428]

Julie Legris u can vote randomly lol

[@hush3956]

Jellyfish: "tbh quite a lot"

[@KrappyPatty-ry6lj]

underrated....

[@chill5721]

😂

[@angelopluchino7744]

You had reached 69 likes

[@mil4023]

@ET The Economic Tardis _289_

[@user-wl5gz9vi7x]

@ET The Economic Tardis 301

[@coronavirus7424]

"What can you do without a brain" Jake paul: First time?

[@samoshka9870]

@@Lmtal r/wooooosh

[@Foos3yOW]

Underrated comment

[@janellejackson6263]

Ooh! I wanna be in the r/whooosh screenshot!

[@Lmtal]

Guys I’m not trying to correct it I’m just confused a little

[@janellejackson6263]

@@Lmtal LOL U DELETED THE REPLY OF U SAYING WHAT LMAOOO

[@fasterthanlightzzz]

Bro had a better camera in 2013 then most youtubers today have

[@Circle92488a]

Fr

[@mickanvonfootscraymarket5520]

According to my mother, I don't even have a brain (I'm almost 30)

[@tigershark8867]

F

[@djelanokorten5956]

S ame

[@djelanokorten5956]

S Ame But i am only 14 rn

[@c0ldv01d9]

Same but im 16

[@vsparky6967]

@@djelanokorten5956 Same 14

[@Schizotypic]

this video was posted almost 5 years ago and people are posting like this is new.

[@switchspage4016]

Truth Be Told boo

[@nonstopper]

Truth Be Told showing up on ever bodies recommend

[@MrGrandis852]

because the video is good?

[@Gamerboy-nq6lk]

Truth Be Told so what but you doing it right now so ahhhh

[@alexblack9609]

Wow

[@gamespoint1701]

UGA BUGA UGA

[@skyes4552]

Nah mate, the making a spoon out of a spoon hack was a 10000iq move

[@julianivanov3058]

Don't talk that way about me mum

[@klarastopar7946]

no no, its the following a 5 minute crafts tutorial lmfao

[@imnotvladimirputin]

No it's not! It's FOLLOWING 5 minute crafts.

[@klarastopar7946]

@@imnotvladimirputin i literally said the same thing..-

[@zoeytrent115]

How the hell is this video 12 years ago? These age wonderfully.

[@mariateresa1415]

0:20 THE OLD KZbin GRAPHICS HIT ME HARD IN THE FACE

[@djmhammer331]

Even The Ones That Your Seeing!

[@gildaporciuncula112]

Brain: brain is the most important thing "Obama giving medal to obama meme"

[@rafaadhifaiz4531]

Gilda Porciuncula lmao

[@deslawson145]

lmao

[@Rythyll]

400th like :D

[@slvdrdali]

lmao

[@joshaneter6147]

Ahh i see, ur a man of culture aswell

[@superfatcat07]

Fun fact: The brain named itself

[@azomy0123456789]

Fun fact : it didn't

[@superfatcat07]

Yea it did

[@azomy0123456789]

liamLG MC if we use the same logic : you named yourself You see your brain didn't name it self OTHER brains named it Just like your name you didn't choose it OTHER (your parents) people named it .

[@samwatts787]

Yes the brain did name itself humans named it the brain and the humans who decided used there brains to decide it. Mine fuck

[@azomy0123456789]

Sam Watts so logically you named yourself

[@G_Matto_shorts]

This video feels like it could have been made in 2024, the quality stays incredibly good even after so many years.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Without a brain, I wouldn't be able to think whenever Michael says "OR IS IT?"

[@oofboi6421]

True

[@martinborgonia9743]

Lol didn't think to find you here. Even in twoset violin videos you're there

[@oofboi6421]

Bruh this guy is the whole KZbin algorithm

[@samarrawal711]

This guy has given his youtube password to multiple people, that's why he is everywhere.

[@theultimatejeffry6917]

This is the only comment from this dude that doesn't have 20k likes.

[@phoebebui2592]

I thought the video was gonna be 2 seconds, with him saying "nothing."

[@splyrix]

lol i actually thought exactly the same before i watched the video

[@marlenejohnson1599]

Same lol

[@abood-ke8yt]

Same

[@Kosi_]

But... It's Vsauce!

[@JesusisJesus]

A. You can be a Politician

[@awsomecrafter6482]

lol

[@sirius4496]

hillary

[@ohnoigotit9258]

listen to Jesus 😂

[@eyb0ss547]

jesus pls.

[@Sanglierification]

B. you can become religious

[@jacks5463]

As I kid I watched almost every VSauce video. He introduced me, and a whole generation, to science and so much more. I’m now in college and want to be a neurosurgeon. Watching this video now, with a deeper understanding of the concepts talked about, really makes me grateful that Michael made so many awesome videos to inspire creativity and the pursuit of knowledge in myself and countless others.

[@SamuelFernandezAlonso]

If a kid watches Vsauce, he will become a genius or a f*cking idiot

[@brrrd5303]

*questions existence again*

[@Dan-ki1pf]

thats my profile pic on discord

[@ryzaakbar6381]

Windows 7

[@yellowboy3474]

**EXISTENTIALISM INTENSIFIES**

[@greeniesdentalchewsofficia1033]

MelodyFluff existential crisis

[@shownu7270]

Teacher: come on guys this math problem is a no brained Michael: *aCtUaLly*...

[@theheretic7622]

*breaks through the window

[@saturnv6487]

Lol

[@loganwiseley4313]

Or is it?

[@getoffthetabledavid7793]

What's a no brained?

[@BeanBeanMcBean3000]

No brainer*

[@MrBlast14]

What About a maybe-brainer

[@noarsopi1753]

Stein im a maybe-brainer

[@emilandreasson9670]

:O !

[@gideon4942]

Noar Sopi How can you be sure you're a "maybe-brainer?" I mean, wouldn't you say "Maybe, I am a maybe-brainer?"

[@jedude]

get outta here with your Schrodinger propaganda

[@Scientifically-1]

yes

[@mrjaman3752]

Vsauce videos will never get old, like, if you showed me this and said you made it yesterday i would believe it

[@YouWereTheChosenONE]

You can play ranked SoloQ in League of Legends without a brain, people do it all the time.

[@iamapokerface8992]

No Ranked is generell shit as hell

[@woot672]

No League of Legends is shit as hell

[@iamapokerface8992]

Wurstlol True

[@TikOLoRd]

And dota 2 ?

[@blue_bloodstar6949]

Wurstlol haters must hate

[@ManyArmedMooseDei]

Something people often forget about is how strictly speaking you can’t do stupid things without using your brain, but you CAN do stupid things without using your entire brain, particularly the prefrontal cortex of the frontal lobe. Which is the part that dictates logic, common sense, and conscious thought.

[@Derinrin]

This "logic" and "common sense"... Is this a new trendy thing or a relic from a time long forgotten?

[@webpombo7765]

Fun fact, part of the brain (probably the prefrontal cortex, or part of it) is basically disabled while dreaming, which is why you tend to just accept absurd scenarios as reality, and then wake up and realize everything made no sense.

[@FurinadeFontaine-u3l]

That explains why I'm nonsensical. Thanks!

[@cmmpr111]

​@@DerinrinAre you from the warhammer 40k universe?

[@mintani19]

I Lost brain cells reading this

[@ogluqqychess4452]

My dad walked in at 4:21 when michael said "and you dont need wires to observe behaviors like this" he asked if I was watching crime watch after seeing the closeup of the salt onscreen

[@InfoByAC]

Lol

[@jimboonie9885]

Whats it like to have a dad

[@ogluqqychess4452]

@@jimboonie9885 Like I know who my mom had sex with to make me

[@kingchichi201]

@@jimboonie9885 damn i almost cried seeing this comment.

[@Itszz.christian]

@@jimboonie9885 😔

[@5H4TT3R3D]

Was so confused as to what the hell he was showing me when he was talking about subscribing until I realized that YT looked SO different 11 years ago.

[@phonecase6237]

Plot twist: What can you do with 2 brains Make VSauce4

[@potatobeans9893]

Yes

[@augusto6737]

Up

[@berticusmaximus00]

No vsauce -1

[@manofgod7622]

can I control your brain with my brain?

[@manofgod7622]

Pi Plague megamind

[@ZzAaCcHhepic]

...But what if subscribing to vsauce IS a reflex?

[@Milistaier]

I liked your comment by reflex. I swear I didn't even think.

[@h1ra748]

Or is it

[@ryanford1267]

*_BWOOOOON_*

[@dominomasters104]

When u commented this I was 8 years old! Could you reply to this technically replying to 8 year old me (ps I am 17 now)

[@honorarypotatocabbage130]

A couple of girls in a hot tub. Hey Vsauce, Michael here.

[@OnlyMisery]

*Lol,no comments*

[@hazelnoot2865]

...five feet apart cause they're not gay. or are they?

[@paladinsrage4646]

Hazelnoot no u

[@nowonmetube]

How is this related???

[@PyroGaming...]

the only thing you can do without a brain is just exist like an object

[@mypkamax]

No-brainer: Everybody: _"It's a figure of speech."_ Vsauce: _"Let's take it literally!"_

[@realmrjangoon]

Bruh he's joking

[@c0mbo]

@@realmrjangoon bruh, he's not joking, he's Michael.

[@mrac..]

@@c0mbo "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad 😀"

[@Lamboredofit]

@@mrac.. you're back dad!!

[@teamok1025]

​@@mrac..Hi dad and hungry im hungary

[@Cd5ssmffan]

Salt can do the trick? If that were the case, you couldn't die in CSGO

[@marcellofesta8678]

True

[@shok5045]

ho

[@epirreman]

This makes no sense thank you for your logic less knowledge

[@Cd5ssmffan]

EpicnesswithEthan salt detected

[@Cd5ssmffan]

Sombrero Squad Where are your earlier comments? I swear you made some.

[@triton6490]

Can we just appreciate how well vsauce's videos have aged

[@user-ow9uo8mc4f]

yes

[@MC-ur6qv]

@Lakshya Gadhwal it’s 8 years old…

[@ryanlopez3945]

They've aged like a fine wine

[@florentin4061]

@@ryanlopez3945 exactly described

[@pinegaming8617]

They haven’t changed and that’s the best part

[@-mv]

timeless. your videos never get old

[@InternetLoserTheTurkeyMan]

michael has lost a lot of weight over the years

[@ajmetzy]

That's what I was thinking

[@SuarezMunze]

+Johnny Gat35 Angry Grandpa

[@tofu2064]

ewww larva at 6:06

[@squeegeemcgee]

i been noticing that too

[@reneehammonds5161]

Dinky McQuog

[@nicky_tdbp5353]

The question is what can a brain do without a body...

[@Idkcallmejade]

It would be dead because there is no blood sending to the brain for it to work

[@AbirMahjoub]

And that what we call "NOBODY" Hahaha hope you get it.

[@bshriver1270]

What about that one wolfenstein game??

[@anqhor]

How about a country with no money?

[@arjunpailoor4559]

check out boltzmann brain. its interesting i swear haha.

[@Laoruperteen18]

The human brain is the only organ in history, to, name, itself. Edit: You know damn well what i just did :D also, the replies are gold, i love how much bad grammar there is and how my comment has flown over peoples heads completely in the replies, thanks guys, i needed that laugh xD

[@Bladesmc1]

Get rid of that comma, mate.

[@jackyl7802]

Why would you add a semicolon...? You'd be doing nothing more than replacing one unneeded punctuation mark with another.

[@old-bitprogaming4857]

Voldebutt Lol yea and name everithing

[@isaiahbaker3597]

The mouth?

[@qelip]

Voldebutt the mouth

[@wauhti6358]

What can you do without a brain? Be a politician

[@VGgames999]

That is a fact

[@valisamintlover]

Take my like

[@trwn87]

Unfortunately...

[@oisinkelly4747]

what can u do without a brain? twitter: allow me to introduce myself

[@ronaldmcdonald69420]

O

[@user-tzzglsstle585e38]

Low hanging fruit but still kinda funny

[@Ya-boy-BoM]

​@@ronaldmcdonald69420 X

[@Prayash07Nayak]

Instagram: now i have become death....................

[@Yummy_Grape]

​@@Prayash07Nayak destroyer of worlds

[@wargamulaya-816]

"Without a brain, well, you can't do much of anything at all...." Tiktokers : Are you challenging me?

[@nsdjdudu6829]

Nice one bro ahahah

[@vedangathale5673]

Lol

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

They DONT do anything though, just muscle jerks random noises

[@BigPPwhofckedyourmomWoW]

@@zaidlacksalastname4905 lul

[@IvanTube0]

fax

[@c0pyca113]

“They still require that your brain be there, keeping you alive.” *”So, what if you weren’t alive?”*

[@Mitche23]

What can you do without brain? Run for president 🥁

[@purplepotato5236]

"What can you do without a brain?" *Watch morgz*

[@pengoplayzi]

yep

[@DefaultName-zc8sj]

Queen Morges is the way, friends Trust me

[@RxT7A]

Scientifically, you lose your braincells.

[@BruhBruh-ft6uf]

Be morgz

[@kaden39]

Lol

[@generaljellyroll8737]

After a botched brain tumor surgery, I’m missing some of my cerebellum. I still can’t run and I had to relearn how to walk but involuntary movement like when I trip, my body move way faster than I can move it

[@MarkUnmarked]

General JellyRoll that’s sad. Are you okay now?

[@vanessavarela01]

Hope you are doing well, best of luck to you in fully recuperating your abilities ❤️

[@idonthavethe_mass5139]

Sad to hear man, hope your alright now. But just I question, are your reflexes faster? Or slower? Or changed at all, I just want to know.

[@dom2664]

Damn that’s weird but tough

[@givemeyoureggs456]

@MALEK001 001 Slightly slower isn't a big issue for someone born with it but feels very unnatural to someone who develops it. Try to move you furniture a bit and you most likey will bumps into things more often (at least that's my experience)

[@avidcloud1721]

me: try to not make someone have an existential crisis for an hour Vsauce: *sweating*

[@davidfincher9705]

@@hashtagnoname3931 Wat lol 😂 ,

Why would this give someone an existential crisis? Stop cramming jokes everywhere, it defeats the purpose of something being funny.

[@davidfincher9705]

@ Stop judging others mate just because it doesn't give u any existential crisis that doesn't mean it's the same for all ,

[@davidfincher9705]

@@hashtagnoname3931 I am sorry are u talking to me because he didnt ask u stop and I never asked u stop I told u stop judging others lol 😂 are u high bruh ,

[@davidfincher9705]

@@hashtagnoname3931 I see 5 people 🤔 hehehe 😂 ,

[@omricraft]

is it just me or vsauce just looks the same, sounds, and his video quality even after 11 years?

[@Blobicycake]

I live without a brain just fine

[@SarmadTechLab]

But

[@legbert123]

af di Y thefes peple are shhlu!

[@Lamboredofit]

Or do you?...

[@OmarHyari2009]

Are you a tiktoker

[@nicolasburgosarrojo6699]

"Y, know, it's incredible that the human body can survive without a frontal lobe" -Dead man in a robot mascot.

[@epicnicity916]

"The human brain is the smartest brain in the animal kingdom" - The human brain

[@Sara-bk3yi]

we get it man stop commenting this shit

[@parallaxlq1556]

Yeah and not even our brains understand how our brains work…

[@axonice]

@@parallaxlq1556 teenbrains

[@shawtysixth2424]

*Puts medal on himself* Wow, im so complex

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

​@@parallaxlq1556they do, but they don't tell us

[@Cube_Box]

*That one guy on the internet who called vsauce a nobrainer* Vsauce: I'm about to ruin this whole man's career

[@avnishshrivastava2272]

Oof

[@arandomsupra]

Who was that? *Jű§ț čūřıøųş*

[@acew1Lc]

i love seeing the old youtube layout from these videos

[@ImTurtleZz]

Me: I love snow Vsauce: snow is white, or is it

[@DuckiBoiHasPizza]

**unzips pants**

[@sp0inkzter]

it isn’t

[@theislamicgambit4476]

@@DuckiBoiHasPizza :-0

[@masterzoroark6664]

Polar bears are white Or are they?

[@theislamicgambit4476]

@@masterzoroark6664 polar bears are not niggas or are they?

[@natywubet2175]

6:24 "the boss fight music starts"

[@blame9714]

"The cockaroach will eventually starve to death." :( What? *:)*

[@rolltvtroll6933]

*:D*

[@blame9714]

@@rolltvtroll6933 the smiling face looks more evil lol *:)*

[@luckycookie5994]

:o)

[@argeliacontreras462]

XD

[@ddm_gamer]

You monster

[@fishy398]

"What Can You Do Without a Brain?" That's easy, you just become a Twitter user.

[@Wompo]

twitter users are smarter than your entire family tree

[@juliankovoma6312]

Hey Vsauce, Micheal here “Or is it”🤨

[@DioBrando10]

Dunnnnnnn

[@5clive5]

duuuuunnnn

[@tiedie3763]

Dunnnnnnn

[@ferssj3380]

dunn dunnnnnn

[@SugarooLM]

Plot twist: that thing *isn't* michael.

[@engieboi89therealone19]

Micheal: in handcuffs Police: you’re under arrest Micheal: or am I? *out of handcuffs* Police: :o

[@monnss2007]

@FAT cat looooooool

[@n0wsinn]

Absolutely no one ;-;

[@wieslawl59]

Millions of people seem to manage without it. So what's the problem?

[@nazibutterfly]

You, sir, just hit the nail on the head. (You didn't take off its head, though.)

[@cralo2569]

You, sir, just hit the nail on the head.

[@natigur2137]

I swear, every time he says "or is it" the universe magically changes the laws of physics

[@learnerlearns]

What Can You Do Without a Brain? Be a president just like your dad. Be governor of Alaska. Host any show on FOX news. Feel free to add your own examples!

[@besluitloos]

be an art major/burgerflipper be a cop be a professional football player/cyclist/...

[@generico366]

besluitloos Because being a police officer doesn't require any intelligence. Sure. You try to last one week without the police.

[@giieko6361]

Sitting on the couch watching "Spongebob" on the TV. Building a skyscraper. Farting. Uploading a video to KZbin.

[@hannaluttan]

Be Jimmie Åkesson.

[@TheA2930]

hanna med en ko For anyone who doesn't know. Jimmie Åkesson is the leader of the Sweden Democrats, the only party in the parliament that is anti-immigration. They used to be a neo-nazi party (some people claim that they still are), and Jimmie lost around 500 000 Swedish Kronor (50 000 Euro) on online poker.

[@lillian9415]

I really appreciate the fact that you put the km in the videos when you say the miles per hour, thank you for that :)

[@Mart1n192]

It's surprising how good the quality of vsauce's videos was back then

[@primmystone]

he's just aint making enough vids like these anymore they're still good

[@dudedude-su7pt]

@@primmystone *Shorts tube he now

[@mikejohnno]

2015 is not exactly ancient

[@hasoonnine]

​@@mikejohnnothis is in 2012 tho

[@unknownboy240]

You tube recommending the viseo to me feels like personal attack.. tbh thou their algorithm is crazy accurate..

[@khairulhafiz2002]

"What Can You Do Without Your Brain?" Logan Paul at Japan: Do you want to see the most illegal things I do?

[@SO-iu3pg]

Underrated 🤣

[@yeet4746]

Who needs school I have vsauce

[@birchyboiii]

School is 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% easy to understand. Vsause is 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% easy to understand.

[@MESHQuality]

He doesn't upload anymore, so you better go to school.

[@questioningeverything4200]

-D E A D S H O T- yeah good luck putting that on your application

[@vilen6751]

@@birchyboiii u mean u 100% understand Vsauce ... ? Wdym u dont understand Vsauce YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

[@Markkxd]

I liked your comment now it has 666 liked

[@noelle3929]

2:30 Vsauce is thanos confirmed

[@aleksandro1]

Or is he

[@BydrogenHomb]

It can do whatever my group project partners can do, also the brain named itself