Why Don't We All Have Cancer?

[@gooseman2376]

According to a 12 year old on Xbox I actually do have cancer

[@4m33n]

Do they play Fortnite?

[@BlueRockEye]

@@4m33n Consider he/she is 12, most likely.

[@fusionasylum2285]

Apparently my mum has it as well

[@yahyeet1281]

TGR no they play cod lol

[@rikiey]

@@nordic8960 no he watch some edgy youtubers

[@Susanchacon1979]

“You’re covered in death” I knew it wasn’t a phase.

[@imtheh4cker110]

Told you mom

[@flux4604]

666 likes lmao

[@quandaledingle4488]

YEAH MOM

[@prototype8534]

1000th like this is satisfying 😂

[@Scrumtrulescent]

It’s that DAMN phone

[@bianka94825]

Both my parents are terminally ill with stage 4 cancers. I witness them fade away gradually, despite trying every treatment under the sun. I fear i will get the diagnosis one day too. Really inspires me to live life to the fullest and don't take small joys for granted.

[@nazgulbarakas5767]

Jesus!

[@vleuname]

@@nazgulbarakas5767 yessir i love that

[@dominikgaming9913]

Matrix moment I am not going to be a slave

[@s2q.1rah]

@@dominikgaming9913 shut up 💀 if u want to escape the ‘matrix’ so bad then just go be homeless

[@subneo61]

Stay strong! ❤

[@Reee505]

My friend has Auto-immune, and Cancer. It's heartbreaking that nothing can be done about it. She's a doctor and treats patients while being in tremendous pain and on heavy medications. They say she only has 1 or 2 years to live. I feel so helpless, not being able to do anything. I wouldn't wish this upon even my greatest foes. Wish there was away to help her.

[@iroh66]

Really sorry to hear about this, friend. Take care of yourself

[@eliasvm9554]

I heard that many cancers can be erradicated by just changing the things you eat

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

@@eliasvm9554 Maybe. I heard of z lady who had an adopted kid and nobody to care for her if she died. So, she refused to die. Read her bible to the docs and outlived the.

[@nataliemorett1911]

​@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823so God saved her???? Makes no sense since it's very hard to kill cancer with your own body LET ALONE A SINGLE BOOK but here is the things your body creates your cancer WOW CRAZY RIGHT so that means to only way to correct it or fix it is to be healthy and EAT HEALTHY but don't just eat green or meat cause that would be bad

[@bable6314]

@@eliasvm9554 That's fake science. Please don't ever recommend that to people. That said, eating healthy DOES impact the chance of getting cancer in the first place; the healthier you eat, the less likely you are to get cancer.

[@CreepsMcPasta]

Wow. It's crazy how our own body can accidently kill itself!

[@karlmuster263]

It purposely kills cells too.

[@MrCarpelan]

Heeeeeeey CreepsMcPasta

[@CathaalAOS]

YEAH WE MUST BE SO FUCKIN STEWPID HAHAHAHA

[@Gonzaga78]

your body can kill itself in very different ways. Fever, not cause by the flu virus, it's a defense mechanism, it is induced by your own body. Asphyxiation due to allergy, your own body overreacting to something not armful at all. When you come to think of it, the human body is amazing, but in no way was the result of intelligent design (yeah, i went there)

[@Stigsnake5]

So it's confirmed, our bodies are trying to kill us.

[@valentinion6554]

1 minute of silence for the cells that died

[@victormatterstorm196]

may they rest in peace

[@twonumbernines9185]

May harambe bless them.

[@Netherdan]

Do we have to keep doing it or just once a day is enough?

[@valentinion6554]

every time is dyes

[@jens-olelarsen5245]

Lard

[@rynax8432]

This guy had insane quality videos even in 2014

[@Squirrel-zq6oe]

Bro for real!

[@jumentoqueanima]

For real! It's crazy to thing this is a 2014 KZbin video, It's so well done on every aspect. Michael really is the best.

[@PuppetTheClown1]

Bro I thought this video was a couple years ago not 10

[@Saharsha1]

Uncle era attained

[@catsniffer7645]

In 2018, my mom was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. Suprisingly, she was fighting it since 2011 until 2018 which was a long battle against cancer. Even though she passed she still inspired me to live the fullest and i think you should too!

[@Lolo-wx7zc]

I’m sorry for your loss.

[@epicdude7761]

dang man im so sorry for your loss its tough losing a family member, its great she inspired you though, shes in a better place :D

[@Aurorossmc]

I am so sorry my family also doesn't have a good History with cancer it's so sad

[@OrbiterVR]

My grandma fought it since 2011 and it finished in 2022…. It stopped since she died

[@derkurde1034]

Rest in Peace 😢

[@ImWithStupid230]

Doctor: I’m sorry to say this, but you are diagnosed with cancer Vsauce: *”...Or am I?”*

[@DeeJayFM]

What *is* cancer, really?

[@birbin2443]

........" So as always thx for watching.." *Falls on floor*

[@eddiepottr]

"You see, what is cancer? Well..."

[@homielove9305]

Underrated mader frikin comment

[@duckurie59]

Or do you? *scared medical noises*

[@uncreativetrash2307]

When a persON dies is it called a persOFF?

[@meowBlitz]

UncreativeTrash and off and off and off and off and off and off

[@kenneth2519]

Mind fucking blown

[@samuraijackoff5354]

We found ourselves a new Einstein.

[@DanDan-yy5bo]

i've been dealing with existential depression for 27 years because of this comment, and since then, my dick got stuck in a vacuum cleaner. pls help me.

[@quandaledingle4488]

It takes an IQ of 5000 to realise this. My friend, you are as smart as Shaggy.

[@rangapriya84]

Yesterday my pediatric surgeon professor was teaching this topic and your video came in my recommendations. Truly remarkable 👏

[@databend6609]

Yeah your phone listens to you lol

[@ironman993]

according to ohio universety

[@DoxicDoad]

As someone who is at a very high risk for skin cancer; I can say that my cells are losers Edit: what in the fresh hell is going on in these replies

[@BlackPawn-vs7gd]

What do you mean?

[@DynamicMagi]

@@BlackPawn-vs7gd he means that he has a very high risk of developing skin cancer

[@Lineproof]

They fighting as hard as they can under the worst conditions possible. Pessimism gets you nowhere 🤷‍♂️

[@BlackPawn-vs7gd]

@@DynamicMagi i mean how did he know

[@DynamicMagi]

@@BlackPawn-vs7gd Well I don't technically know, but as someone with an increased cancer risk myself, (Because I've had cancer) I have a few ideas of possibilities like bad genes from parents

[@TheCoroboCorner]

“You shouldn’t be called a person.” Thanks for encouraging my ongoing identity crisis, Michael.

[@conesinker_4209]

?

[@ratthew7497]

Sebastian Henkins identity crisis is basically not getting who you are and why you’re here. It’s not just like “oh you are who you are”. It’s not solved like that.

[@conesinker_4209]

@@ratthew7497 you're born who you are

[@imjasonyo1418]

@@conesinker_4209 no

[@conesinker_4209]

@@imjasonyo1418 yes you are if you're called Jack you're Jack how the fuck are you gonna think you're Timmy when You're Jack

[@Alistocrat]

"A chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg" Whoa.

[@mercuryblack]

Alistocrat And egg is just a chickens way of making more chickens?

[@RaphaGamerNL]

Mercury Black No

[@spuddle5375]

Rabbaan no

[@amoriy9575]

Shower thoughts

[@connerlacefield8575]

Spuddle no

[@minglin2814]

According to all the doctors in league of legends everyone has being diagnosed with cancer multiple times

[@haywireneedy7014]

You stole this comment 🤡

[@CheyenneEntertainmentYT]

Having recently discovered that my father has esophageal cancer - after both my grandfather and oldest nephew had it and survived - I was quite scared I might get it as well. While that chance is always going to be there, regardless of genetics, I'm glad that technology is advancing so much. I have hope that no matter how tough this thing gets, humanity will always find a way to suppress and/or cure it. My heart goes out to all of you who've gone through or have survived it, as well as to the scientists who are doing their absolute best to find better methods to beat this thing. Y'all rock 😁

[@voteZDLR]

All you can do really is minimize the risk of getting it in the meantime. Like sure you can get lung cancer even as a non-smoker, but you have a much much less likely chance of developing it obviously if you don't smoke. This applies to all other cancers as well. But at the end of the day it's beyond your control, so there's really no sense in worrying about it. Just know you'll be able to deal with it if you do get it, and yeah technology is improving but at the end of the day the cynical side of me believes that the for-profit healthcare system we have ensures there is more money in not curing cancer altogether, but treating it.

[@herbbowler2461]

Scientists are NOT looking for a cure for cancer or anything else. If they found a cure. They would no longer have a job. This year is the 100th anniversary of the cure for cancer. 100 years of big pharma cover up. A cure means decrease in profits.

[@HkFinn83]

Not to be a downer - hopefully a realist - the best thing is still early detection/prevention. There’s a recent book about how little cancer treatment has actually improved in the last 60 years. So yes, hopefully things will improve, but don’t put too much faith in that idea. Good healthcare, prevention and early detection is the best hope.

[@herbbowler2461]

@@HkFinn83 This year is the one hundredth anniversary the cause of cancer and it's natural cure being released to the world. It's also 100 years of cover ups and lies by the medical mafia!

[@RaveGD72]

@@HkFinn83 Your just a downer sorry because health care for cancer has rised A LOT in the last 60 years so yeah.

[@TheAnhedonicOne]

Vsauce formula: _"Hey! Vsauce, Michael here."_ • Seemingly irrelevant fact / thing • Big question • Meat of the video • Depressing conclusion • Uplifting and optimistic take by Michael Stevens _"And as always, thanks for watching."_

[@itsmenelson3010]

Lol

[@rexorzist8706]

#true

[@a.h6587]

@@sneakycactus8815 you reminded me of reddit and their emoji rule

[@animeamazee]

Sneaky Cactus stfu

[@deadchannel_1]

Omg that’s so true

[@thequartermaster6268]

So, this means that we are dead in the outside too.

[@nflreports7110]

So. We're mistakes?

[@glockusp9174]

@@nflreports7110 no

[@glockusp9174]

@@nflreports7110 you are

[@azumaki5229]

Priti Baviskar holy sh*t dude u f**king killed him/her

[@nflreports7110]

@@glockusp9174 At least my name doesnt make me sound like a Soviet spy

[@Edsterr]

This video is now 10 years old, I’ll come back again for when it’s 20 (if KZbin’s even still around by then)

[@iamadityavaishy]

Great video. Explained in a very simple language. Why aren't you making more videos nowadays???😮😮😮😮

[@dominikroszak4033]

"Since this video has started, more than a million of your cells have died." Me: *restarts video.*

[@lxst6679]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@crushelnast6657]

Great job Corporal Cob you did, *You killed all your planty Cells*

[@nono5396]

r/madlad

[@fernandorojas7665]

¡Maravillosa jugada!

[@thegenderman8582]

Glad I’m not the only one 😂

[@Asian.Thomas]

"Hey Vsauce! Michael here!" "You are covered in Death!" "And as always, thanks for watching"

[@dieselgeezer18]

xD lmao

[@regularization]

A dozen of potatos and a fat cat smelling them bro you just posted cringe… you will loose subscriber

[@dieselgeezer18]

@@regularization .

[@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188]

I wonder how u get 75 likes

[@anonimowyanonim9221]

@@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 Because, unlike yours, his comment is actually entertaining.

[@marcosboffa]

Idk why youtube remind me about this gem, but i'm grateful. Right in the nostalgia.

[@Dudeface167]

The best titles are questions it never occurred to you that it was even possible to think to ask.

[@MuaazAwan]

"A chicken is an eggs way of making new eggs." That changed the way I think.

[@gemsmakers3691]

Yes! Same

[@kura3341]

That hit different

[@derealgod]

🤯

[@egg9709]

heh.

[@vaughnlcoleman]

that was some big brain shit.

[@dbz287]

2:26 You were on beat for a second.

[@namirkrakow1391]

Michel the rapper I want to see it happen

[@outdoorsy01]

That fit this description

[@0subscriberswithnovideosch774]

Vsauce The Mixtape, coming to a soundcloud near you

[@Matt-yq7wp]

SALAD nice one

[@newbers]

yuh We have found over 200 diseases All-of-them-fit-dis-description (description)

[@1theDelta1]

i forgot i left the speed at 0.25 and it started off as "hhhheeeeaaayyyyy! vveeesssaaauuucccceeee-" 💀

[@fishingfan1500]

As someone who has had a cancer like tumour and has gone through chemotherapy, i can give this fact that Michael missed. You can have two people with the same type of cancer, but they can receive the same treatment, in the same amounts and have completely different results and/or reactions.

[@wolffgang101]

So technically I die inside everyday? I knew it wasn't just a feeling.

[@floydy8359]

Wolff I’m ded inside.

[@dominiquekhanrepvblik163]

Nice

[@Bocsaphoto]

Way too edgy

[@aldyn4106]

Edge

[@Alex-sr7xu]

💀

[@Kriegter]

"Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died." man I just hate it when micheal kills millions of my cells after the video begins

[@luisp.3788]

michael with beard would've waited 10 seconds before continuing on, maybe also eating a pile of dust he collected

[@edvinisgaming3509]

No he didnt kill your cells, your cells die constantly

[@luisp.3788]

pain

[@luisp.3788]

well, but the cells are well donated. he needs those telomeres, after all

[@eeli8295]

Stand user: Michael Stevens Stand name: 『CELLDWELLER』

[@aaroncornish9955]

This channel is amazing. This and kurzgesagt should be a part of education programs globally.

[@noseybee4445]

I was learning about this the other day in my Biology class, it's very fascinating.

[@creater650]

Then a dead person is a persOFF

[@XxGoldishGamingxX]

Haha yeah

[@commanderarc]

And off and off and off And off and off and off And off and off and off

[@rafa4964]

not realy

[@XxGoldishGamingxX]

Then a person who is going to hell is a Persell like you :D

[@Dedonarivl96]

+XxGoldishGamingxX ayy, but um... you play minecraft *boom roasted* your dad died *boom roasted* Abraham lincoln smelled bad *boom roasted*

[@diamonddog2638]

0:31 When I was a child I used to think the things floating in the sunlight were fairies... And I used to try to inhale the fairies so I could get magical powers like them. I. Was. Eating. Dead. Skin. The. Whole. Time...

[@IB_E_Y_O_N_DI]

Diamond Dog *YEP PRETTY MUCH*

[@nathangelaude4787]

Diamond Dog you inhale them cause they are everywhere in the air :p

[@thef.b.i2705]

This is sad. Alexa play Despacito.

[@delphiee]

Diamond Dog OML

[@YahwehisGod]

Oh no

[@user-yv4qg7br6o]

I'm sorry you feel that way Michael

[@shepard23]

Damn, thank you for this video, it helped me to let go away my mother who passed away due to cancer.... Thank you

[@DavideCosmaro]

"Why Don't We Have All Cancer?" 2020: What an idea. Why didn't I think of that?

[@itsfadixx]

Pog

[@itsfadixx]

now ww3

[@creature._.]

Oh god no please no

[@ranaezerone]

See you when you've jinxed it

[@TheGuyThatsNotFunny]

Nonononononono I'd stick with the zombie apocalypse please

[@robertlee7624]

If my cells worked like my auto-correct, I would be very very very dead right now

[@robertlee7624]

That makes no sense, then again, what I said made no sense either xD

[@trevornorton5297]

*trying to type "hello how are you" Siri says "get a life and a job type your own texts"

[@PandaXclone2]

Damn auto-cancer messing everything up.

[@PandaXclone2]

auto-correct*

[@shok5045]

+PandaXclone2 LOL

[@kryptoniridium]

It's the end of 2022 and I could definitely say that the research in this field had improved vastly and it helped a lot of people and families. There's significantly a higher chance of surviving a few types of cancer than the past decade. A huge appreciation to all the people in the research teams all around the world for making a difference. Without their relentless efforts we couldn't have come this far.

[@trxsh6422]

Hello there 👋🏼

[@jumentoqueanima]

Yeah, thank you to all the fantastic people doing their best at trying to destroy this thing.

[@davidjohnson1463]

lies. they changed the survival to 5 years instead of indefinitely. moved the goal posts.

[@NorskaFjordskaOfficial]

Imagine the millions of cells dying hearing their host watching Vsauce before their death

[@jumentoqueanima]

Lmao.

[@pointlessco.6363]

I love how Michaels video’s are both super educational and very rewatchable eventhough they’re 6 years old now.

[@user-lu1cn5jd4y]

Cell division hasent changed much since then

[@slashslash501]

Well at least now I understand English

[@da3musceteers]

Yeah same

[@RohanSingh-bm7ir]

yeah

[@Juergen.Juergenson]

*8 yrs

[@ThankMrGoose]

Careful, jump scare at 0:00

[@bigchungus7026]

Hi

[@axelpetersson5787]

@@bigchungus7026 deadass meme

[@JellicleCatz]

Wow, thanks Thanos

[@sandrain1233]

Thanos no it’s at 0:00

[@tatercatstudios1763]

00:00.5

[@Adib-ui1bc]

6:39 looks like I am not a human after all.

[@endz3670]

"Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died." *i m d y i n g*

[@birdy_]

Sounds like dying with extra steps

[@dasdasdaxzvea]

@@birdy_ yeah

[@Endercubid]

If this vid was made in 2020 the title would be why don't we all have corona

[@dr.mystery5791]

Wait you guys got 1,000,000 cells he said 900,000,000,000 Wait wat hapend to my arms sin shaking wat hel..

[@birdy_]

I’ve only 1 brain cell

[@stampycat]

I think this is the best Vsauce video I have seen yet.

[@LoganBarrettTriggerHappyGamez]

Oh hey stampy

[@phxntox1521]

hi stamps i was just watching your portal island map ep 1 for the 3rd time love ur vids

[@samd.8391]

Wow, 2 of my favorite KZbinrs.

[@zackipoos1820]

Hi stamp

[@aerynstewart248]

Hi stampy I didn't know you liked vsuace

[@greengreenanimations]

0:30 stopping little kids from saying only in ohio

[@Hithismyyoutubeaccount]

Thank you man

[@jadonrodrigues]

istg this man teaches me new information better than any tr ive ever had

[@Tag_the_3RD]

Michael: why don’t we all have cancer Genie: ok you have 2 wishes left Michael: what

[@EE-hx7ix]

O H N O

[@fredericchopin6445]

lol

[@kakyoindonut3213]

oh shit

[@JonathanVachon777]

Obviously its gonna cure all the cancer for the second wish or: cure just me and that beauty and restart humanity

[@crisptomato9495]

Wish that cancer never existed as your second wish.

[@cappertc5191]

"Why Don't We All Have Cancer?" *According to Google? We do*

[@khadri.w9989]

Capper TC Yoo 😂💀

[@sylvie5850]

Oh thanks for reminding me

[@LeBronyaJames]

According to Google I'm already dead

[@lintyscorpion2692]

WebMD?

[@Coyote0874]

Specially if you are hypochondriac xD

[@Fakyy]

I expecting a wholesome ending, but this much? Well done Michael!

[@biswaruppramanik2007]

7:10 Vsauce - A chicken is just an egg's way of making more eggs 🗿

[@CaseyReads]

My family just celebrated my mothers tenth year in remission :) the doctors say it isn't likely the cancer will return

[@3209explosion]

Well I am happy for you!

[@vinhmach8051]

Congrats to your family! :)

[@MaxMikescrool1]

:D

[@eliotbrown3364]

congrats man!!!!

[@skyrimerplay]

none of us here really know you but we still wish the best for your mother

[@samuel-ry7eh]

"Why Don't We All Have Cancer?" *Did he just ask me why im still alive*

[@MiguelMendoza-sf5xh]

Yup i ask myself that there is no need

[@edvinisgaming3509]

No he didnt

[@Sylvillian]

thats what im wondering

[@oh-ohstinky5819]

no

[@spaghetti4245]

I ask myself why

[@oliverpepit1354]

Vsauce out of context be like: 2:33

[@geisaune793]

This video has such early 2010s energy. And some part of me misses that

[@Tausif3687]

My mom survived stage 4 cancer and I didn't know how serious it was and how lucky my mom was.

[@Mixitandblendit]

Congrats to ur mom bro

[@CornBread60]

W mom

[@saikatsarkar3768]

Can she beat Goku tho? Sorry man had to do this

[@Mixitandblendit]

@@saikatsarkar3768 L

[@saikatsarkar3768]

@@Mixitandblendit so she can't? L mom W Goku 🫤

[@Seeker]

Very great video for a very great cause!

[@brostepisthebest]

DNEWS YAAAAY

[@joelames9848]

DNews commented on something!

[@banialy4852]

yah when he say we are daying i thot it beacaus we are killing the braine bay whatshing video ans tv that what my father told me is that trooooo?

[@Abelhawk]

bani aly Huh?

[@hiimapotato]

Abelhawk *"Yeah when he said we are dying I thought it's because we are killing the brain by watching video and tv that's what my father told me, is that true?"*

[@jayminmistry2903]

Started playing Dead Cells and YT recommended this Genius

[@funni_yakuzaseries_fan]

Fuck Cancer, all my bois be on the immune system

[@Blapze]

A family member gets cancer: Checks KZbin recommendations: *Why don’t we all have cancer*

[@qwertyqwerty9349]

That's how recommendations work

[@fortesbeats]

THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED IS THIS A NIGHTMARE

[@angrygalamb]

Same:/

[@tigerlord600]

Blazing Emerald not funny

[@poop-zd7oq]

tigerlord600 im laughing my ass off and my grandma died of breast cancer and my mom has a big chance of catching it too and so do i so what is your point

[@ellioron]

Why don't we all have cancer Because not everyone uses the internet

[@user-ty2fd5nu6u]

Jake Paul is the biggest threat for humans

[@ellipsis4549]

Dat name tho

[@Quince477]

Luke we all have cancer in are bodies, when cells duplicate due to mitosis sometimes it screws up, so technically we have cancer in our bodies because we have cancer cells

[@noarsopi1753]

Quince Riles i dont like nerdy commenters (like you)

[@bolinkharrie4927]

Luke You can't get cancer through the internet

[@fishbarbeque8540]

0:37 Thank you I will want to never breath in my house again.

[@zalo_1]

This video is exactly 10 years as of today. That's kind of depressing actually...

[@Haziel_2728]

Me: **watches Vsause** My cells: **get massacred**

[@costamicaco]

@Tristan J.W very honest reply

[@dasdasdaxzvea]

@@pierce2617 OH GOD

[@k29king1]

I’ve survived a relatively mild, yet super rare cancer. I was born, yes actually born with a malignant melanoma on my upper right arm, that was finally successfully removed at age six after x-rays, and cat scans found that it was fully wrapped around the bone and sapping my bone marrow. I was super weak all the time, and couldn’t play with my friends or cousins. Shands in NYC, and Arnold Palmer hospital saved my life when most other doctors said the cancer was too far gone, but they did it, and I just turned 38 four days ago. Cancer sucks.

[@proloycodes]

@BradynLee09 cringe

[@lastyhopper2792]

@@proloycodes maybe he meant that; his pfp shows that he's still a kid instead of 38 years old?

[@proloycodes]

@@lastyhopper2792 still cringe

[@AnnoyedBowlOfSpaghetti]

@BradynLee09 you know that a 38 year old can have a son right?

[@AnnoyedBowlOfSpaghetti]

@@lastyhopper2792 if he was that young how would he know how to write something like that?

[@shaggythisisntweed8970]

5:48 can we just take a short moment of silence for the age group 1-4. That is just depressing how many children are victims of homicide. Even 5-24 is absurdly high, this world is awful.

[@Cool_storiesman163]

THE SECOND I HEAR: "OHIO university"

[@dyrroth-sj4ns]

that one 7 year old:

[@chi5455]

“Why don’t all of us have cancer?” *because not all of us watch Jake Paul*

[@anishnehete]

😃 😃 😃 Not all us play pubg

[@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757]

Not all of us play fortnite

[@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757]

Not all of us are furries

[@BasedAlaric]

Not all of us are normies

[@elhiars9185]

Not all of our mothers are called karen

[@tralphstreet]

"Your bodie's version of autocorrect is like tha autocorrect on your phone" *oh god*

[@omdano6432]

I think you mean Ohio gosh

[@Branch-vy6qi]

The* I don’t think you have autocorrect

[@tralphstreet]

@@Branch-vy6qi I don't, it's shit, that's the point you pompous ass.

[@zachskorick650]

@JBC Channel r/woooosh Oh wait maybe you were just playing along.. maybe I’m the one that got wooshed

[@Branch-vy6qi]

Zach Skorick Yep lol

[@calabrais]

"a chicken is the eggs way of producing another egg" Michael just quietly asserted the egg came first.. I'm having so many existential crises from this one video

[@senpiesenpai]

Vsauce: those particles you see in the air… is dead human skin Me: and I am breathing it

[@typryor2227]

“Our bodies own internal auto corral is like the auto correct on your phone.”

[@scavi]

How could it take 6 years for someone to think of this joke Edit: wait you didn't

[@diabeticgrandma2677]

I dont have auto correct '-'

[@hasleno1376]

Diabetic Grandma sae

[@hasleno1376]

*same*

[@scavi]

@@diabeticgrandma2677 hey how's your diabetes going

[@willokeefe1135]

Micheal: ‘We are intelligent and social...’ Me: ‘I’m going to have to stop you right there.’

[@willokeefe1135]

Orion D. Hunter Or wait, were you just trying to prove my comment as a joke?

[@neth7826]

@Orion D. Hunter Ok.

[@craxud2075]

Honestly I don't know what the duck is happening

[@Snyn.h]

fuck yall niggas, and I’m not black nor white, I’m a fucking battle machine

[@satan1189]

Orion D. Hunter wow you have reddit you must be so cool

[@sweatykid80]

My Science teacher just had us watch this video and I saw I liked it already. Don’t know when I watched it but I’ve watched it before

[@di7645]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate our boy here who plugs the sources in the video description instead of making us guess, or, even worse, copy it character by character from the actual video to a browser? You doin God's work, brother. (Jk, God(s) is/are a byproduct of our attachment system-a social construct, like money or the tooth fairy... regardless, you doin real nice work outchea brotha)

[@peanuts4723]

Michael: *"You have your own autocorrect, which works like autocorrect on your phone"* Me: *"Oh shit"*

[@l8604yy]

Oh shot

[@grafnosferacula7473]

Oh Sheep

[@grafnosferacula7473]

Other Show

[@aaronl19]

On sit

[@toddhoward7649]

Old ship

[@PruneEater]

Dude If our "autocorrect" was the same as my Phone's autocorrect we'd all be dead

[@Joe-xo4yg]

MusicIsLife lol 🤣

[@victorbaltus1635]

Yep

[@musab3d]

Considering that there was pretty much no errors in your sentence, I beg to differ

[@NateROCKS112]

Considering, @@musab3d, that "phone" and "if" were capitalized. I beg to differ.

[@yo-se6wj]

☭

[@bas_ee]

The 10 leading causes of death by age group-diagram is pretty sad. The 3rd most leading cause for kids of 1-4 years old is homocide... And ( i looked it up) mosts homicides in babies/kids are parents, or at least family members, killing their baby child. Put it this way: In 2008, more parents have killed their 1-4 year old kid than cancer has killed them. And when kids are 5-9 cancer kills them more, but still very closely followed by their parents killing them. Sometimes I feel sad when pondering over such devastating stats. Thats all those 421 dead children are now. Stats. A number to show us how many sick people are in the world.

[@jadencrasta4914]

0:30 That aged so good

[@Unhelpful]

“Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died.” *Presses 2x speed frantically*

[@aransmeallie5344]

vsauce later went on to befriend idubbbz

[@Quince477]

Aran Smeallie 😂😂😂

[@Silverwind87]

Wanna hear some spit facts?

[@Kaiwala]

Idubbbz is the only type of cancer i want

[@sebastianlovelace5609]

Oka-WAIT WHAT!

[@ViperoK]

so he befriended cancer?

[@joshuawheeler4653]

My grandpa got cancer when he was 7 years old and soon he beat it and he got it again he is 65 years old he still has it he still surviving he's still healthy

[@tomschlaiss5735]

Very well presented video, great work

[@MachineGunX2]

Michael in 2014: Why don't we all have cancer? Michael in 2021: Why do we all have cancer?

[@psychoticgamer6853]

😂🤣😳😂

[@filmishit]

what

[@johnnyfire8199]

@@filmishit bru

[@amizhthanilayaraja884]

💀

[@kyovibe]

ok 💀

[@TrailerDrake]

So I am made of death and decay? Oh Micheal, you make me feel like a bad ass super villain. :D

[@plateman4352]

I like your channel :D

[@Danmarinja]

SERIOUSLY, DID YOU JUST COPY AND PASTE MY SUBSCRIPTION LIST INTO YOURS?!

[@lynge62]

Hey Drake :D

[@AnonymousYoutuber69]

Actually just death. The entire purpose of dead cells on the surface of epithelial layers is to prevent pathogenic organisms from adhering to and causing the decay of living tissue. If you are decaying I suggest you go to a hospital; necrosis is a medical emergency.

[@TrailerDrake]

James Ebert, And I like you! :D

[@yashkumar2313]

Vsauce videos are EVERGREEN

[@Davi-ue5un]

Not enough space in hospital🌋👹👹😋🤤🤤😏🤥🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

[@Nikeboi77]

"A chicken is just an eggs way of making another egg." That just blew my mind.

[@NightcorEDM]

uhh ok

[@talhamahboob4125]

I don't understand...explain please.

[@davi.alexandre]

​@@talhamahboob4125 Your biology lays on the fact that It doesn't matter what happens to you after you have reproduced and secured the safety and wellbeing of your offspring; you are merely here to reproduce.

[@talhamahboob4125]

@@davi.alexandre God damn, what a meaningful life.

[@quirenciatala437]

@@talhamahboob4125 life has no meaning to it, it's just what you think it does. Also, life is just a self-repeating chemical reaction.

[@thyden2k]

Just figured something out. 6ix9ine is cancer because the cancer zodiac sign (♋️) is 69 but sideways.

[@greyfiveys]

Oh damn

[@alexhasmangos5162]

Top ten most intelligent anime characters

[@mmmchugjug4274]

Despite being different they often go by the same name GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI

[@raunopisa6832]

but his name his sixixnineine

[@JellicleCatz]

Thyden Korlin Woah

[@iamnotnoobbm]

"Ohio state University", Nah they don't study in Ohio.💀

[@lumina_]

you're so funny

[@phyopyaelynn-wp6fc]

Only in Ohio☠️

[@aguywhodoesrandomstuff663]

anime pfp

[@iamnotnoobbm]

@@aguywhodoesrandomstuff663 old troll face profile

[@mdwaazidwaz8360]

I almost didnt recognize micheal

[@JojoePlays]

mean

[@Pascal_2041]

0:00 that’s the scariest intro ever lol

[@jaffil4026]

Dont do 0:00 do 0:01 0:00 usually doesn't worj

[@Lertas_AltShow]

@@jaffil4026 maybe because you're a phone user Please don't tell people to do things that will satisfy you.

[@Alex-ju4gj]

@@Lertas_AltShow what?

[@Alex-ju4gj]

@@Lertas_AltShow when did he force him?

[@Lertas_AltShow]

@@Alex-ju4gj close enough

[@skylark.kraken]

Well, at any moment about 25% of people have cancer, it’s just that in most cases your body deals with it. It’s partly why full body scans are a big no, because 1 in 4 people will find something and it’s likely they will then worry about it and want something done ASAP but their body would have sorted it.

[@firelessone9200]

I was diagnosed with cancer on youtube I had to undergo KEEM-otherapy

[@SoumilSahu]

grade will accuse you for plagiarism

[@tenchimuyo69]

I am diagnosed with cancer on the internet every day.

[@jariusspear]

How long did that take you to think about

[@theilkstik7914]

10/10 joke m8

[@thealiens386]

that gives you cancer lol

[@Meeegl]

Who else is here in 2024 in the middle of the night binging Vsauce knowing fully that you have to wake up early tomorrow 🙃

[@ELPaso1990TX]

Also cancer can be caused by Chromosomal translocation where a part of one chromosome breaks off and joins to another chromosome, such as the case of the Philadelphia chromosome implicated in certain leukaemia’s. Here genes involved in cell division end up getting placed next to the powerful promotors involved in antibody production resulting in a massive acceleration in cell division. Chromosomal translocation can occur when there are a series of weak base pair sequences that can create a weakness in the chromosome and tendency to break. Such weak base pair sequences themselves could be inherited or caused by mutations.

[@robinlaceishere]

So I'm losing 5.5 grams a day? Nice.

[@mahmoudbakro5041]

A week

[@flwz2]

But gaining it too

[@brandonwhite9270]

And gaining 5.5 grams a week

[@mr.freerobux2122]

Basically

[@beyondtubular2435]

69

[@serpent1332]

"Vaccines are preventing cervical cancer" Karen: hold my essential oils

[@ObjectiveMedia]

"Vaccines are giving people cancer" You: hold my Wikipedia

[@vastsolidity2450]

oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah

[@nxoxo7322]

oh yeah yeah not the first time i’ve heard of this. was it hard to get?

[@nxoxo7322]

oh yeah yeah okay gotcha. so happy it worked for you!

[@memereview305]

oh yeah yeah Remember though that he was talking about people who replace legitimate drugs and cures for what they find on Facebook

[@ChrisTheDoge]

With so many of our cells dying, No wonder the US has a crime problem.

[@suryanshsharan4397]

How are these videos so old , every video of him feels like equally relevant today.