According to a 12 year old on Xbox I actually do have cancer
@4m33n5 жыл бұрын
Do they play Fortnite?
@BlueRockEye5 жыл бұрын
@@4m33n Consider he/she is 12, most likely.
@fusionasylum22855 жыл бұрын
Apparently my mum has it as well
@yahyeet12815 жыл бұрын
TGR no they play cod lol
@rikiey5 жыл бұрын
@@nordic8960 no he watch some edgy youtubers
@Susanchacon19795 жыл бұрын
“You’re covered in death” I knew it wasn’t a phase.
@imtheh4cker1105 жыл бұрын
Told you mom
@flux46045 жыл бұрын
666 likes lmao
@quandaledingle44885 жыл бұрын
YEAH MOM
@prototype85345 жыл бұрын
1000th like this is satisfying 😂
@Scrumtrulescent5 жыл бұрын
It’s that DAMN phone
@bianka94825 Жыл бұрын
Both my parents are terminally ill with stage 4 cancers. I witness them fade away gradually, despite trying every treatment under the sun. I fear i will get the diagnosis one day too. Really inspires me to live life to the fullest and don't take small joys for granted.
@nazgulbarakas5767 Жыл бұрын
Jesus!
@vleuname Жыл бұрын
@@nazgulbarakas5767 yessir i love that
@dominikgaming9913 Жыл бұрын
Matrix moment I am not going to be a slave
@s2q.1rah Жыл бұрын
@@dominikgaming9913 shut up 💀 if u want to escape the ‘matrix’ so bad then just go be homeless
@subneo61 Жыл бұрын
Stay strong! ❤
@Reee505 Жыл бұрын
My friend has Auto-immune, and Cancer. It's heartbreaking that nothing can be done about it. She's a doctor and treats patients while being in tremendous pain and on heavy medications. They say she only has 1 or 2 years to live. I feel so helpless, not being able to do anything. I wouldn't wish this upon even my greatest foes. Wish there was away to help her.
@iroh66 Жыл бұрын
Really sorry to hear about this, friend. Take care of yourself
@eliasvm9554 Жыл бұрын
I heard that many cancers can be erradicated by just changing the things you eat
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Жыл бұрын
@@eliasvm9554 Maybe. I heard of z lady who had an adopted kid and nobody to care for her if she died. So, she refused to die. Read her bible to the docs and outlived the.
@nataliemorett1911 Жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823so God saved her???? Makes no sense since it's very hard to kill cancer with your own body LET ALONE A SINGLE BOOK but here is the things your body creates your cancer WOW CRAZY RIGHT so that means to only way to correct it or fix it is to be healthy and EAT HEALTHY but don't just eat green or meat cause that would be bad
@bable6314 Жыл бұрын
@@eliasvm9554 That's fake science. Please don't ever recommend that to people. That said, eating healthy DOES impact the chance of getting cancer in the first place; the healthier you eat, the less likely you are to get cancer.
@CreepsMcPasta10 жыл бұрын
Wow. It's crazy how our own body can accidently kill itself!
@karlmuster26310 жыл бұрын
It purposely kills cells too.
@MrCarpelan10 жыл бұрын
Heeeeeeey CreepsMcPasta
@CathaalAOS10 жыл бұрын
YEAH WE MUST BE SO FUCKIN STEWPID HAHAHAHA
@Gonzaga7810 жыл бұрын
your body can kill itself in very different ways. Fever, not cause by the flu virus, it's a defense mechanism, it is induced by your own body. Asphyxiation due to allergy, your own body overreacting to something not armful at all. When you come to think of it, the human body is amazing, but in no way was the result of intelligent design (yeah, i went there)
@Stigsnake510 жыл бұрын
So it's confirmed, our bodies are trying to kill us.
@valentinion65548 жыл бұрын
1 minute of silence for the cells that died
@victormatterstorm1968 жыл бұрын
may they rest in peace
@twonumbernines91858 жыл бұрын
May harambe bless them.
@Netherdan8 жыл бұрын
Do we have to keep doing it or just once a day is enough?
@valentinion65548 жыл бұрын
every time is dyes
@jens-olelarsen52458 жыл бұрын
Lard
@rynax8432 Жыл бұрын
This guy had insane quality videos even in 2014
@Squirrel-zq6oe Жыл бұрын
Bro for real!
@jumentoqueanima11 ай бұрын
For real! It's crazy to thing this is a 2014 KZbin video, It's so well done on every aspect. Michael really is the best.
@PuppetTheClown128 күн бұрын
Bro I thought this video was a couple years ago not 10
@Saharsha123 күн бұрын
Uncle era attained
@catsniffer76459 ай бұрын
In 2018, my mom was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. Suprisingly, she was fighting it since 2011 until 2018 which was a long battle against cancer. Even though she passed she still inspired me to live the fullest and i think you should too!
@Lolo-wx7zc8 ай бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss.
@epicdude77616 ай бұрын
dang man im so sorry for your loss its tough losing a family member, its great she inspired you though, shes in a better place :D
@Aurorossmc5 ай бұрын
I am so sorry my family also doesn't have a good History with cancer it's so sad
@OrbiterVR4 ай бұрын
My grandma fought it since 2011 and it finished in 2022…. It stopped since she died
@derkurde10343 ай бұрын
Rest in Peace 😢
@ImWithStupid2304 жыл бұрын
Doctor: I’m sorry to say this, but you are diagnosed with cancer Vsauce: *”...Or am I?”*
@DeeJayFM4 жыл бұрын
What *is* cancer, really?
@birbin24434 жыл бұрын
........" So as always thx for watching.." *Falls on floor*
@eddiepottr4 жыл бұрын
"You see, what is cancer? Well..."
@homielove93054 жыл бұрын
Underrated mader frikin comment
@duckurie594 жыл бұрын
Or do you? *scared medical noises*
@uncreativetrash23075 жыл бұрын
When a persON dies is it called a persOFF?
@meowBlitz5 жыл бұрын
UncreativeTrash and off and off and off and off and off and off
@kenneth25195 жыл бұрын
Mind fucking blown
@samuraijackoff53545 жыл бұрын
We found ourselves a new Einstein.
@DanDan-yy5bo5 жыл бұрын
i've been dealing with existential depression for 27 years because of this comment, and since then, my dick got stuck in a vacuum cleaner. pls help me.
@quandaledingle44885 жыл бұрын
It takes an IQ of 5000 to realise this. My friend, you are as smart as Shaggy.
@rangapriya84 Жыл бұрын
Yesterday my pediatric surgeon professor was teaching this topic and your video came in my recommendations. Truly remarkable 👏
@databend6609 Жыл бұрын
Yeah your phone listens to you lol
@ironman993 Жыл бұрын
according to ohio universety
@DoxicDoad Жыл бұрын
As someone who is at a very high risk for skin cancer; I can say that my cells are losers Edit: what in the fresh hell is going on in these replies
@BlackPawn-vs7gd Жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@DynamicMagi Жыл бұрын
@@BlackPawn-vs7gd he means that he has a very high risk of developing skin cancer
@Lineproof Жыл бұрын
They fighting as hard as they can under the worst conditions possible. Pessimism gets you nowhere 🤷♂️
@BlackPawn-vs7gd Жыл бұрын
@@DynamicMagi i mean how did he know
@DynamicMagi Жыл бұрын
@@BlackPawn-vs7gd Well I don't technically know, but as someone with an increased cancer risk myself, (Because I've had cancer) I have a few ideas of possibilities like bad genes from parents
@TheCoroboCorner4 жыл бұрын
“You shouldn’t be called a person.” Thanks for encouraging my ongoing identity crisis, Michael.
@conesinker_42094 жыл бұрын
?
@ratthew74974 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Henkins identity crisis is basically not getting who you are and why you’re here. It’s not just like “oh you are who you are”. It’s not solved like that.
@conesinker_42094 жыл бұрын
@@ratthew7497 you're born who you are
@imjasonyo14184 жыл бұрын
@@conesinker_4209 no
@conesinker_42094 жыл бұрын
@@imjasonyo1418 yes you are if you're called Jack you're Jack how the fuck are you gonna think you're Timmy when You're Jack
@Alistocrat6 жыл бұрын
"A chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg" Whoa.
@mercuryblack6 жыл бұрын
Alistocrat And egg is just a chickens way of making more chickens?
@RaphaGamerNL6 жыл бұрын
Mercury Black No
@spuddle53756 жыл бұрын
Rabbaan no
@amoriy95756 жыл бұрын
Shower thoughts
@connerlacefield85756 жыл бұрын
Spuddle no
@minglin2814 Жыл бұрын
According to all the doctors in league of legends everyone has being diagnosed with cancer multiple times
@haywireneedy7014 Жыл бұрын
You stole this comment 🤡
@CheyenneEntertainmentYT Жыл бұрын
Having recently discovered that my father has esophageal cancer - after both my grandfather and oldest nephew had it and survived - I was quite scared I might get it as well. While that chance is always going to be there, regardless of genetics, I'm glad that technology is advancing so much. I have hope that no matter how tough this thing gets, humanity will always find a way to suppress and/or cure it. My heart goes out to all of you who've gone through or have survived it, as well as to the scientists who are doing their absolute best to find better methods to beat this thing. Y'all rock 😁
@voteZDLR Жыл бұрын
All you can do really is minimize the risk of getting it in the meantime. Like sure you can get lung cancer even as a non-smoker, but you have a much much less likely chance of developing it obviously if you don't smoke. This applies to all other cancers as well. But at the end of the day it's beyond your control, so there's really no sense in worrying about it. Just know you'll be able to deal with it if you do get it, and yeah technology is improving but at the end of the day the cynical side of me believes that the for-profit healthcare system we have ensures there is more money in not curing cancer altogether, but treating it.
@herbbowler2461 Жыл бұрын
Scientists are NOT looking for a cure for cancer or anything else. If they found a cure. They would no longer have a job. This year is the 100th anniversary of the cure for cancer. 100 years of big pharma cover up. A cure means decrease in profits.
@HkFinn83 Жыл бұрын
Not to be a downer - hopefully a realist - the best thing is still early detection/prevention. There’s a recent book about how little cancer treatment has actually improved in the last 60 years. So yes, hopefully things will improve, but don’t put too much faith in that idea. Good healthcare, prevention and early detection is the best hope.
@herbbowler2461 Жыл бұрын
@@HkFinn83 This year is the one hundredth anniversary the cause of cancer and it's natural cure being released to the world. It's also 100 years of cover ups and lies by the medical mafia!
@RaveGD72 Жыл бұрын
@@HkFinn83 Your just a downer sorry because health care for cancer has rised A LOT in the last 60 years so yeah.
@TheAnhedonicOne4 жыл бұрын
Vsauce formula: _"Hey! Vsauce, Michael here."_ • Seemingly irrelevant fact / thing • Big question • Meat of the video • Depressing conclusion • Uplifting and optimistic take by Michael Stevens _"And as always, thanks for watching."_
@itsmenelson30104 жыл бұрын
Lol
@rexorzist87064 жыл бұрын
#true
@a.h65874 жыл бұрын
@@sneakycactus8815 you reminded me of reddit and their emoji rule
@animeamazee4 жыл бұрын
Sneaky Cactus stfu
@deadchannel_14 жыл бұрын
Omg that’s so true
@thequartermaster62684 жыл бұрын
So, this means that we are dead in the outside too.
@nflreports71104 жыл бұрын
So. We're mistakes?
@glockusp91744 жыл бұрын
@@nflreports7110 no
@glockusp91744 жыл бұрын
@@nflreports7110 you are
@azumaki52294 жыл бұрын
Priti Baviskar holy sh*t dude u f**king killed him/her
@nflreports71104 жыл бұрын
@@glockusp9174 At least my name doesnt make me sound like a Soviet spy
@Edsterr2 ай бұрын
This video is now 10 years old, I’ll come back again for when it’s 20 (if KZbin’s even still around by then)
@iamadityavaishy4 ай бұрын
Great video. Explained in a very simple language. Why aren't you making more videos nowadays???😮😮😮😮
@dominikroszak40334 жыл бұрын
"Since this video has started, more than a million of your cells have died." Me: *restarts video.*
@lxst66794 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@crushelnast66574 жыл бұрын
Great job Corporal Cob you did, *You killed all your planty Cells*
@nono53964 жыл бұрын
r/madlad
@fernandorojas76653 жыл бұрын
¡Maravillosa jugada!
@thegenderman85823 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one 😂
@Asian.Thomas5 жыл бұрын
"Hey Vsauce! Michael here!" "You are covered in Death!" "And as always, thanks for watching"
@dieselgeezer185 жыл бұрын
xD lmao
@regularization5 жыл бұрын
A dozen of potatos and a fat cat smelling them bro you just posted cringe… you will loose subscriber
@dieselgeezer185 жыл бұрын
@@regularization .
@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar61885 жыл бұрын
I wonder how u get 75 likes
@anonimowyanonim92215 жыл бұрын
@@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 Because, unlike yours, his comment is actually entertaining.
@marcosboffa Жыл бұрын
Idk why youtube remind me about this gem, but i'm grateful. Right in the nostalgia.
@Dudeface1677 ай бұрын
The best titles are questions it never occurred to you that it was even possible to think to ask.
@MuaazAwan4 жыл бұрын
"A chicken is an eggs way of making new eggs." That changed the way I think.
@gemsmakers36914 жыл бұрын
Yes! Same
@kura33414 жыл бұрын
That hit different
@derealgod4 жыл бұрын
🤯
@egg97094 жыл бұрын
heh.
@vaughnlcoleman4 жыл бұрын
that was some big brain shit.
@dbz2876 жыл бұрын
2:26 You were on beat for a second.
@namirkrakow13916 жыл бұрын
Michel the rapper I want to see it happen
@outdoorsy015 жыл бұрын
That fit this description
@0subscriberswithnovideosch7745 жыл бұрын
Vsauce The Mixtape, coming to a soundcloud near you
@Matt-yq7wp5 жыл бұрын
SALAD nice one
@newbers5 жыл бұрын
yuh We have found over 200 diseases All-of-them-fit-dis-description (description)
@1theDelta13 ай бұрын
i forgot i left the speed at 0.25 and it started off as "hhhheeeeaaayyyyy! vveeesssaaauuucccceeee-" 💀
@fishingfan1500 Жыл бұрын
As someone who has had a cancer like tumour and has gone through chemotherapy, i can give this fact that Michael missed. You can have two people with the same type of cancer, but they can receive the same treatment, in the same amounts and have completely different results and/or reactions.
@wolffgang1016 жыл бұрын
So technically I die inside everyday? I knew it wasn't just a feeling.
@floydy83596 жыл бұрын
Wolff I’m ded inside.
@dominiquekhanrepvblik1636 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Bocsaphoto6 жыл бұрын
Way too edgy
@aldyn41066 жыл бұрын
Edge
@Alex-sr7xu6 жыл бұрын
💀
@Kriegter3 жыл бұрын
"Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died." man I just hate it when micheal kills millions of my cells after the video begins
@luisp.37883 жыл бұрын
michael with beard would've waited 10 seconds before continuing on, maybe also eating a pile of dust he collected
@edvinisgaming35093 жыл бұрын
No he didnt kill your cells, your cells die constantly
@luisp.37883 жыл бұрын
pain
@luisp.37883 жыл бұрын
well, but the cells are well donated. he needs those telomeres, after all
@eeli82953 жыл бұрын
Stand user: Michael Stevens Stand name: 『CELLDWELLER』
@aaroncornish99556 ай бұрын
This channel is amazing. This and kurzgesagt should be a part of education programs globally.
@noseybee4445 Жыл бұрын
I was learning about this the other day in my Biology class, it's very fascinating.
@creater6509 жыл бұрын
Then a dead person is a persOFF
@XxGoldishGamingxX9 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah
@commanderarc9 жыл бұрын
And off and off and off And off and off and off And off and off and off
@rafa49649 жыл бұрын
not realy
@XxGoldishGamingxX8 жыл бұрын
Then a person who is going to hell is a Persell like you :D
@Dedonarivl968 жыл бұрын
+XxGoldishGamingxX ayy, but um... you play minecraft *boom roasted* your dad died *boom roasted* Abraham lincoln smelled bad *boom roasted*
@diamonddog26386 жыл бұрын
0:31 When I was a child I used to think the things floating in the sunlight were fairies... And I used to try to inhale the fairies so I could get magical powers like them. I. Was. Eating. Dead. Skin. The. Whole. Time...
@IB_E_Y_O_N_DI6 жыл бұрын
Diamond Dog *YEP PRETTY MUCH*
@nathangelaude47876 жыл бұрын
Diamond Dog you inhale them cause they are everywhere in the air :p
@thef.b.i27056 жыл бұрын
This is sad. Alexa play Despacito.
@delphiee6 жыл бұрын
Diamond Dog OML
@YahwehisGod6 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@user-yv4qg7br6o4 ай бұрын
I'm sorry you feel that way Michael
@shepard233 ай бұрын
Damn, thank you for this video, it helped me to let go away my mother who passed away due to cancer.... Thank you
@DavideCosmaro4 жыл бұрын
"Why Don't We Have All Cancer?" 2020: What an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
@itsfadixx4 жыл бұрын
Pog
@itsfadixx4 жыл бұрын
now ww3
@creature._.4 жыл бұрын
Oh god no please no
@ranaezerone4 жыл бұрын
See you when you've jinxed it
@TheGuyThatsNotFunny4 жыл бұрын
Nonononononono I'd stick with the zombie apocalypse please
@robertlee76248 жыл бұрын
If my cells worked like my auto-correct, I would be very very very dead right now
@robertlee76248 жыл бұрын
That makes no sense, then again, what I said made no sense either xD
@trevornorton52978 жыл бұрын
*trying to type "hello how are you" Siri says "get a life and a job type your own texts"
@PandaXclone28 жыл бұрын
Damn auto-cancer messing everything up.
@PandaXclone28 жыл бұрын
auto-correct*
@shok50458 жыл бұрын
+PandaXclone2 LOL
@kryptoniridium Жыл бұрын
It's the end of 2022 and I could definitely say that the research in this field had improved vastly and it helped a lot of people and families. There's significantly a higher chance of surviving a few types of cancer than the past decade. A huge appreciation to all the people in the research teams all around the world for making a difference. Without their relentless efforts we couldn't have come this far.
@trxsh6422 Жыл бұрын
Hello there 👋🏼
@jumentoqueanima11 ай бұрын
Yeah, thank you to all the fantastic people doing their best at trying to destroy this thing.
@davidjohnson14636 ай бұрын
lies. they changed the survival to 5 years instead of indefinitely. moved the goal posts.
@NorskaFjordskaOfficial Жыл бұрын
Imagine the millions of cells dying hearing their host watching Vsauce before their death
@jumentoqueanima11 ай бұрын
Lmao.
@pointlessco.63634 жыл бұрын
I love how Michaels video’s are both super educational and very rewatchable eventhough they’re 6 years old now.
@user-lu1cn5jd4y3 жыл бұрын
Cell division hasent changed much since then
@slashslash5013 жыл бұрын
Well at least now I understand English
@da3musceteers2 жыл бұрын
Yeah same
@RohanSingh-bm7ir2 жыл бұрын
yeah
@Juergen.Juergenson Жыл бұрын
*8 yrs
@ThankMrGoose5 жыл бұрын
Careful, jump scare at 0:00
@bigchungus70265 жыл бұрын
Hi
@axelpetersson57875 жыл бұрын
@@bigchungus7026 deadass meme
@JellicleCatz5 жыл бұрын
Wow, thanks Thanos
@sandrain12335 жыл бұрын
Thanos no it’s at 0:00
@tatercatstudios17635 жыл бұрын
00:00.5
@Adib-ui1bc Жыл бұрын
6:39 looks like I am not a human after all.
@endz36704 жыл бұрын
"Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died." *i m d y i n g*
@birdy_4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like dying with extra steps
@dasdasdaxzvea4 жыл бұрын
@@birdy_ yeah
@Endercubid4 жыл бұрын
If this vid was made in 2020 the title would be why don't we all have corona
@dr.mystery57914 жыл бұрын
Wait you guys got 1,000,000 cells he said 900,000,000,000 Wait wat hapend to my arms sin shaking wat hel..
@birdy_4 жыл бұрын
I’ve only 1 brain cell
@stampycat10 жыл бұрын
I think this is the best Vsauce video I have seen yet.
@LoganBarrettTriggerHappyGamez9 жыл бұрын
Oh hey stampy
@phxntox15219 жыл бұрын
hi stamps i was just watching your portal island map ep 1 for the 3rd time love ur vids
@samd.83919 жыл бұрын
Wow, 2 of my favorite KZbinrs.
@zackipoos18209 жыл бұрын
Hi stamp
@aerynstewart2489 жыл бұрын
Hi stampy I didn't know you liked vsuace
@greengreenanimations9 ай бұрын
0:30 stopping little kids from saying only in ohio
@Hithismyyoutubeaccount9 ай бұрын
Thank you man
@jadonrodrigues Жыл бұрын
istg this man teaches me new information better than any tr ive ever had
@Tag_the_3RD3 жыл бұрын
Michael: why don’t we all have cancer Genie: ok you have 2 wishes left Michael: what
@EE-hx7ix3 жыл бұрын
O H N O
@fredericchopin64453 жыл бұрын
lol
@kakyoindonut32133 жыл бұрын
oh shit
@JonathanVachon7773 жыл бұрын
Obviously its gonna cure all the cancer for the second wish or: cure just me and that beauty and restart humanity
@crisptomato94953 жыл бұрын
Wish that cancer never existed as your second wish.
@cappertc51915 жыл бұрын
"Why Don't We All Have Cancer?" *According to Google? We do*
@khadri.w99895 жыл бұрын
Capper TC Yoo 😂💀
@sylvie58505 жыл бұрын
Oh thanks for reminding me
@LeBronyaJames5 жыл бұрын
According to Google I'm already dead
@lintyscorpion26925 жыл бұрын
WebMD?
@Coyote08745 жыл бұрын
Specially if you are hypochondriac xD
@Fakyy Жыл бұрын
I expecting a wholesome ending, but this much? Well done Michael!
@biswaruppramanik20075 ай бұрын
7:10 Vsauce - A chicken is just an egg's way of making more eggs 🗿
@CaseyReads10 жыл бұрын
My family just celebrated my mothers tenth year in remission :) the doctors say it isn't likely the cancer will return
@3209explosion10 жыл бұрын
Well I am happy for you!
@vinhmach805110 жыл бұрын
Congrats to your family! :)
@MaxMikescrool110 жыл бұрын
:D
@eliotbrown336410 жыл бұрын
congrats man!!!!
@skyrimerplay10 жыл бұрын
none of us here really know you but we still wish the best for your mother
@samuel-ry7eh4 жыл бұрын
"Why Don't We All Have Cancer?" *Did he just ask me why im still alive*
@MiguelMendoza-sf5xh3 жыл бұрын
Yup i ask myself that there is no need
@edvinisgaming35093 жыл бұрын
No he didnt
@Sylvillian3 жыл бұрын
thats what im wondering
@oh-ohstinky58193 жыл бұрын
no
@spaghetti42453 жыл бұрын
I ask myself why
@oliverpepit1354 Жыл бұрын
Vsauce out of context be like: 2:33
@geisaune7935 ай бұрын
This video has such early 2010s energy. And some part of me misses that
@Tausif3687 Жыл бұрын
My mom survived stage 4 cancer and I didn't know how serious it was and how lucky my mom was.
@Mixitandblendit Жыл бұрын
Congrats to ur mom bro
@CornBread60 Жыл бұрын
W mom
@saikatsarkar3768 Жыл бұрын
Can she beat Goku tho? Sorry man had to do this
@Mixitandblendit Жыл бұрын
@@saikatsarkar3768 L
@saikatsarkar3768 Жыл бұрын
@@Mixitandblendit so she can't? L mom W Goku 🫤
@Seeker10 жыл бұрын
Very great video for a very great cause!
@brostepisthebest10 жыл бұрын
DNEWS YAAAAY
@joelames984810 жыл бұрын
DNews commented on something!
@banialy485210 жыл бұрын
yah when he say we are daying i thot it beacaus we are killing the braine bay whatshing video ans tv that what my father told me is that trooooo?
@Abelhawk10 жыл бұрын
bani aly Huh?
@hiimapotato10 жыл бұрын
Abelhawk *"Yeah when he said we are dying I thought it's because we are killing the brain by watching video and tv that's what my father told me, is that true?"*
@jayminmistry29032 ай бұрын
Started playing Dead Cells and YT recommended this Genius
@funni_yakuzaseries_fan4 ай бұрын
Fuck Cancer, all my bois be on the immune system
@Blapze4 жыл бұрын
A family member gets cancer: Checks KZbin recommendations: *Why don’t we all have cancer*
@qwertyqwerty93494 жыл бұрын
That's how recommendations work
@fortesbeats4 жыл бұрын
THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED IS THIS A NIGHTMARE
@angrygalamb4 жыл бұрын
Same:/
@tigerlord6004 жыл бұрын
Blazing Emerald not funny
@poop-zd7oq4 жыл бұрын
tigerlord600 im laughing my ass off and my grandma died of breast cancer and my mom has a big chance of catching it too and so do i so what is your point
@ellioron7 жыл бұрын
Why don't we all have cancer Because not everyone uses the internet
@user-ty2fd5nu6u7 жыл бұрын
Jake Paul is the biggest threat for humans
@ellipsis45496 жыл бұрын
Dat name tho
@Quince4776 жыл бұрын
Luke we all have cancer in are bodies, when cells duplicate due to mitosis sometimes it screws up, so technically we have cancer in our bodies because we have cancer cells
@noarsopi17536 жыл бұрын
Quince Riles i dont like nerdy commenters (like you)
@bolinkharrie49276 жыл бұрын
Luke You can't get cancer through the internet
@fishbarbeque85402 ай бұрын
0:37 Thank you I will want to never breath in my house again.
@zalo_12 ай бұрын
This video is exactly 10 years as of today. That's kind of depressing actually...
@Haziel_27284 жыл бұрын
Me: **watches Vsause** My cells: **get massacred**
@costamicaco4 жыл бұрын
@Tristan J.W very honest reply
@dasdasdaxzvea4 жыл бұрын
@@pierce2617 OH GOD
@k29king14 жыл бұрын
I’ve survived a relatively mild, yet super rare cancer. I was born, yes actually born with a malignant melanoma on my upper right arm, that was finally successfully removed at age six after x-rays, and cat scans found that it was fully wrapped around the bone and sapping my bone marrow. I was super weak all the time, and couldn’t play with my friends or cousins. Shands in NYC, and Arnold Palmer hospital saved my life when most other doctors said the cancer was too far gone, but they did it, and I just turned 38 four days ago. Cancer sucks.
@proloycodes2 жыл бұрын
@BradynLee09 cringe
@lastyhopper27922 жыл бұрын
@@proloycodes maybe he meant that; his pfp shows that he's still a kid instead of 38 years old?
@proloycodes2 жыл бұрын
@@lastyhopper2792 still cringe
@AnnoyedBowlOfSpaghetti2 жыл бұрын
@BradynLee09 you know that a 38 year old can have a son right?
@AnnoyedBowlOfSpaghetti2 жыл бұрын
@@lastyhopper2792 if he was that young how would he know how to write something like that?
@shaggythisisntweed8970 Жыл бұрын
5:48 can we just take a short moment of silence for the age group 1-4. That is just depressing how many children are victims of homicide. Even 5-24 is absurdly high, this world is awful.
@Cool_storiesman163 Жыл бұрын
THE SECOND I HEAR: "OHIO university"
@dyrroth-sj4ns10 ай бұрын
that one 7 year old:
@chi54555 жыл бұрын
“Why don’t all of us have cancer?” *because not all of us watch Jake Paul*
@anishnehete5 жыл бұрын
😃 😃 😃 Not all us play pubg
@politicallyinaccuratetoast47575 жыл бұрын
Not all of us play fortnite
@politicallyinaccuratetoast47575 жыл бұрын
Not all of us are furries
@BasedAlaric5 жыл бұрын
Not all of us are normies
@elhiars91855 жыл бұрын
Not all of our mothers are called karen
@tralphstreet4 жыл бұрын
"Your bodie's version of autocorrect is like tha autocorrect on your phone" *oh god*
@omdano64324 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Ohio gosh
@Branch-vy6qi4 жыл бұрын
The* I don’t think you have autocorrect
@tralphstreet4 жыл бұрын
@@Branch-vy6qi I don't, it's shit, that's the point you pompous ass.
@zachskorick6504 жыл бұрын
@JBC Channel r/woooosh Oh wait maybe you were just playing along.. maybe I’m the one that got wooshed
@Branch-vy6qi4 жыл бұрын
Zach Skorick Yep lol
@calabrais Жыл бұрын
"a chicken is the eggs way of producing another egg" Michael just quietly asserted the egg came first.. I'm having so many existential crises from this one video
@senpiesenpai Жыл бұрын
Vsauce: those particles you see in the air… is dead human skin Me: and I am breathing it
@typryor22274 жыл бұрын
“Our bodies own internal auto corral is like the auto correct on your phone.”
@scavi4 жыл бұрын
How could it take 6 years for someone to think of this joke Edit: wait you didn't
@diabeticgrandma26774 жыл бұрын
I dont have auto correct '-'
@hasleno13764 жыл бұрын
Diabetic Grandma sae
@hasleno13764 жыл бұрын
*same*
@scavi4 жыл бұрын
@@diabeticgrandma2677 hey how's your diabetes going
@willokeefe11355 жыл бұрын
Micheal: ‘We are intelligent and social...’ Me: ‘I’m going to have to stop you right there.’
@willokeefe11355 жыл бұрын
Orion D. Hunter Or wait, were you just trying to prove my comment as a joke?
@neth78265 жыл бұрын
@Orion D. Hunter Ok.
@craxud20754 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't know what the duck is happening
@Snyn.h4 жыл бұрын
fuck yall niggas, and I’m not black nor white, I’m a fucking battle machine
@satan11894 жыл бұрын
Orion D. Hunter wow you have reddit you must be so cool
@sweatykid80 Жыл бұрын
My Science teacher just had us watch this video and I saw I liked it already. Don’t know when I watched it but I’ve watched it before
@di7645 Жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate our boy here who plugs the sources in the video description instead of making us guess, or, even worse, copy it character by character from the actual video to a browser? You doin God's work, brother. (Jk, God(s) is/are a byproduct of our attachment system-a social construct, like money or the tooth fairy... regardless, you doin real nice work outchea brotha)
@peanuts47235 жыл бұрын
Michael: *"You have your own autocorrect, which works like autocorrect on your phone"* Me: *"Oh shit"*
@l8604yy5 жыл бұрын
Oh shot
@grafnosferacula74735 жыл бұрын
Oh Sheep
@grafnosferacula74735 жыл бұрын
Other Show
@aaronl195 жыл бұрын
On sit
@toddhoward76495 жыл бұрын
Old ship
@PruneEater6 жыл бұрын
Dude If our "autocorrect" was the same as my Phone's autocorrect we'd all be dead
@Joe-xo4yg6 жыл бұрын
MusicIsLife lol 🤣
@victorbaltus16356 жыл бұрын
Yep
@musab3d5 жыл бұрын
Considering that there was pretty much no errors in your sentence, I beg to differ
@NateROCKS1125 жыл бұрын
Considering, @@musab3d, that "phone" and "if" were capitalized. I beg to differ.
@yo-se6wj5 жыл бұрын
☭
@bas_ee Жыл бұрын
The 10 leading causes of death by age group-diagram is pretty sad. The 3rd most leading cause for kids of 1-4 years old is homocide... And ( i looked it up) mosts homicides in babies/kids are parents, or at least family members, killing their baby child. Put it this way: In 2008, more parents have killed their 1-4 year old kid than cancer has killed them. And when kids are 5-9 cancer kills them more, but still very closely followed by their parents killing them. Sometimes I feel sad when pondering over such devastating stats. Thats all those 421 dead children are now. Stats. A number to show us how many sick people are in the world.
@jadencrasta4914 Жыл бұрын
0:30 That aged so good
@Unhelpful5 жыл бұрын
“Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died.” *Presses 2x speed frantically*
@aransmeallie53447 жыл бұрын
vsauce later went on to befriend idubbbz
@Quince4776 жыл бұрын
Aran Smeallie 😂😂😂
@Silverwind876 жыл бұрын
Wanna hear some spit facts?
@Kaiwala6 жыл бұрын
Idubbbz is the only type of cancer i want
@sebastianlovelace56096 жыл бұрын
Oka-WAIT WHAT!
@ViperoK6 жыл бұрын
so he befriended cancer?
@joshuawheeler46539 күн бұрын
My grandpa got cancer when he was 7 years old and soon he beat it and he got it again he is 65 years old he still has it he still surviving he's still healthy
@tomschlaiss5735 Жыл бұрын
Very well presented video, great work
@MachineGunX23 жыл бұрын
Michael in 2014: Why don't we all have cancer? Michael in 2021: Why do we all have cancer?
@psychoticgamer68532 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😳😂
@filmishit2 жыл бұрын
what
@johnnyfire81992 жыл бұрын
@@filmishit bru
@amizhthanilayaraja8842 жыл бұрын
💀
@kyovibe2 жыл бұрын
ok 💀
@TrailerDrake10 жыл бұрын
So I am made of death and decay? Oh Micheal, you make me feel like a bad ass super villain. :D
@plateman435210 жыл бұрын
I like your channel :D
@Danmarinja10 жыл бұрын
SERIOUSLY, DID YOU JUST COPY AND PASTE MY SUBSCRIPTION LIST INTO YOURS?!
@lynge6210 жыл бұрын
Hey Drake :D
@AnonymousYoutuber6910 жыл бұрын
Actually just death. The entire purpose of dead cells on the surface of epithelial layers is to prevent pathogenic organisms from adhering to and causing the decay of living tissue. If you are decaying I suggest you go to a hospital; necrosis is a medical emergency.
@TrailerDrake10 жыл бұрын
James Ebert, And I like you! :D
@yashkumar2313 Жыл бұрын
Vsauce videos are EVERGREEN
@Davi-ue5un3 ай бұрын
Not enough space in hospital🌋👹👹😋🤤🤤😏🤥🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠
@Nikeboi776 жыл бұрын
"A chicken is just an eggs way of making another egg." That just blew my mind.
@NightcorEDM5 жыл бұрын
uhh ok
@talhamahboob41255 жыл бұрын
I don't understand...explain please.
@davi.alexandre5 жыл бұрын
@@talhamahboob4125 Your biology lays on the fact that It doesn't matter what happens to you after you have reproduced and secured the safety and wellbeing of your offspring; you are merely here to reproduce.
@talhamahboob41255 жыл бұрын
@@davi.alexandre God damn, what a meaningful life.
@quirenciatala4375 жыл бұрын
@@talhamahboob4125 life has no meaning to it, it's just what you think it does. Also, life is just a self-repeating chemical reaction.
@thyden2k5 жыл бұрын
Just figured something out. 6ix9ine is cancer because the cancer zodiac sign (♋️) is 69 but sideways.
@greyfiveys5 жыл бұрын
Oh damn
@alexhasmangos51625 жыл бұрын
Top ten most intelligent anime characters
@mmmchugjug42745 жыл бұрын
Despite being different they often go by the same name GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI
@raunopisa68325 жыл бұрын
but his name his sixixnineine
@JellicleCatz5 жыл бұрын
Thyden Korlin Woah
@iamnotnoobbm Жыл бұрын
"Ohio state University", Nah they don't study in Ohio.💀
@lumina_ Жыл бұрын
you're so funny
@phyopyaelynn-wp6fc Жыл бұрын
Only in Ohio☠️
@aguywhodoesrandomstuff663 Жыл бұрын
anime pfp
@iamnotnoobbm Жыл бұрын
@@aguywhodoesrandomstuff663 old troll face profile
@mdwaazidwaz83603 ай бұрын
I almost didnt recognize micheal
@JojoePlays3 ай бұрын
mean
@Pascal_20414 жыл бұрын
0:00 that’s the scariest intro ever lol
@jaffil40263 жыл бұрын
Dont do 0:00 do 0:01 0:00 usually doesn't worj
@Lertas_AltShow3 жыл бұрын
@@jaffil4026 maybe because you're a phone user Please don't tell people to do things that will satisfy you.
@Alex-ju4gj3 жыл бұрын
@@Lertas_AltShow what?
@Alex-ju4gj3 жыл бұрын
@@Lertas_AltShow when did he force him?
@Lertas_AltShow3 жыл бұрын
@@Alex-ju4gj close enough
@skylark.kraken4 ай бұрын
Well, at any moment about 25% of people have cancer, it’s just that in most cases your body deals with it. It’s partly why full body scans are a big no, because 1 in 4 people will find something and it’s likely they will then worry about it and want something done ASAP but their body would have sorted it.
@firelessone92008 жыл бұрын
I was diagnosed with cancer on youtube I had to undergo KEEM-otherapy
@SoumilSahu8 жыл бұрын
grade will accuse you for plagiarism
@tenchimuyo698 жыл бұрын
I am diagnosed with cancer on the internet every day.
@jariusspear8 жыл бұрын
How long did that take you to think about
@theilkstik79148 жыл бұрын
10/10 joke m8
@thealiens3868 жыл бұрын
that gives you cancer lol
@Meeegl2 ай бұрын
Who else is here in 2024 in the middle of the night binging Vsauce knowing fully that you have to wake up early tomorrow 🙃
@ELPaso1990TX Жыл бұрын
Also cancer can be caused by Chromosomal translocation where a part of one chromosome breaks off and joins to another chromosome, such as the case of the Philadelphia chromosome implicated in certain leukaemia’s. Here genes involved in cell division end up getting placed next to the powerful promotors involved in antibody production resulting in a massive acceleration in cell division. Chromosomal translocation can occur when there are a series of weak base pair sequences that can create a weakness in the chromosome and tendency to break. Such weak base pair sequences themselves could be inherited or caused by mutations.
@robinlaceishere5 жыл бұрын
So I'm losing 5.5 grams a day? Nice.
@mahmoudbakro50415 жыл бұрын
A week
@flwz25 жыл бұрын
But gaining it too
@brandonwhite92705 жыл бұрын
And gaining 5.5 grams a week
@mr.freerobux21225 жыл бұрын
Basically
@beyondtubular24354 жыл бұрын
69
@serpent13325 жыл бұрын
"Vaccines are preventing cervical cancer" Karen: hold my essential oils
@ObjectiveMedia4 жыл бұрын
"Vaccines are giving people cancer" You: hold my Wikipedia
@vastsolidity24504 жыл бұрын
oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah
@nxoxo73224 жыл бұрын
oh yeah yeah not the first time i’ve heard of this. was it hard to get?
@nxoxo73224 жыл бұрын
oh yeah yeah okay gotcha. so happy it worked for you!
@memereview3054 жыл бұрын
oh yeah yeah Remember though that he was talking about people who replace legitimate drugs and cures for what they find on Facebook
@ChrisTheDoge7 күн бұрын
With so many of our cells dying, No wonder the US has a crime problem.
@suryanshsharan4397 Жыл бұрын
How are these videos so old , every video of him feels like equally relevant today.