Some Surprising Things

[@Trewsxcvbgfd]

Bro, my name's Dereck and around the beginning I was getting distracted and not paying attention so when Michael yelled "Dereck" at 1:12 I freaked out for a second. I thought his superior mind has transcended time and the dimensions of a KZbin video to tell me to pay attention to his content.

[@Pingviinimursu]

Me reading this comment: wow, there's something about the style of this comment on a 6-year-old video that screams "2021", wonder how that happ... OHHH it's a week old and I'm not alone here on the pages of history!

[@timfondiggle2582]

Eat more powdered toast

[@moonagaming6068]

lol

[@Nekiplex]

@@timfondiggle2582 yeah

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

that seems like a thing Micheal would do

[@liilypad.d]

"mom, Michael's in the bathtub again"

[@emilbroman]

hahahah!

[@bendikbanan2089]

Angela Bruno but where is the bathtub?

[@grietaman.]

Angela Bruno Or is he?

[@IO-kv8jm]

Lmao

[@vivaciousmyosotis]

Angela Bruno *Michael

[@omnidiscord]

now i want to meet the most normal person on earth

[@zyriuz2]

Is prolly boring idk or great!, mabye it freaks you out because youll feel so un-normal....

[@rougeandrei9095]

@@svenskafilosofem lmao

[@jacobparoly5585]

Im normal 🙂

[@shimonnym]

But the more normal you are the less normal you are so how do you find the most normal person

[@windflier1684]

But if a person is the "most normal" person in the world, then he is pretty abnormal.

[@guidodurante9495]

Derek while filming Michael: Are you sure this bathtub scene is relevant to the video?

[@XumolsTV]

@@wesleybesancon4545 Or is it?

[@psychicsike243]

@@wesleybesancon4545 what the fuck bro

[@paingoingcrazy6997]

Only Michael has the confidence to pull off that bathtub scene lol

[@iz_bizz2010]

@@wesleybesancon4545 im viscerally scared of this comment

[@qwer3601]

@@XumolsTV mindfield music intensifies

[@dioscelto]

So if someone says I’m “one in a million”, they’re just calling me normal?

[@damnlemons5331]

the video was released in 2k14

[@drinkurtishi8735]

@@damnlemons5331 then what are you doing here

[@smikefokgek]

@@drinkurtishi8735 rewatching it

[@tillthedaysson]

@@smikefokgek oh yeah yeah

[@whatnos7456]

no cause, being normal is one in a million doesn't mean that being one in a million is normal.. an example tom is a human therefor he has legs, but if I say that jerry has legs therefor he's a human it would be wrong :)

[@aves8964]

*Starts video with Micheal in bathtub. Naked.* "Are you normal? What is normal??" *Closes video and computer.* *Spends rest of day questioning my normality.*

[@yukaiira]

._.

[@Doumu]

Fapped either way.

[@Maru-fx5kj]

it's kinda sexy...

[@DragonEye135]

I'm surprised that you didn't question your molarity

[@c.j.stanbridge4560]

+Lord Wankington Username checks out, bro.

[@thinkfact]

Interesting fact: The word "normal" comes from the Latin word "normalis." Normalis translates into "carpenter square." When the word first came to English, it meant something that is in a 90° angle. All of this is why the term "Square" is a very common synonym for "normal." It wasn't until the late 1800s/early 1900s it got its current definition. I hope you all have a good one.

[@oO_ox_O]

Are you all square or a square head?

[@e8jragon]

o_O your name is perfect for the occasion!

[@machielste1]

funny , cause in holland , we call a line thats perpendicular to the line it crosses through the ''normaal'' , which also means normal in dutch.

[@stuarttusspot4769]

***** Nope, not in France. I'm pretty sure there's a lot of other countries that don't use the word normal to describe a perpendicular line.

[@stuarttusspot4769]

***** Tell me where the word "perpidencular" or "line" is mentioned on this page?

[@greg-oe8iv]

“I’m born on earth” Michael: “Well yes, but actually no.”

[@lebronjesus172]

I'm an alien

[@thesamsungrefrigerator4424]

@@lebronjesus172 Me: “Well, yes, but actually no.” (Your a human being) ((I’m sorry If I ruined this joke, It was pretty funny not gonna lie.))

[@IsaacHND]

@@thesamsungrefrigerator4424 his a human being?

[@francescoragnoni8042]

5 years later, on Mind Field "but you can't just put humans in a box, humans are quite intelligient"

[@someguy9227]

(Jake dies) Michael: What a relief!

[@joshymoe6827]

Ye I'm so glad he died! Best day ever!

[@Kunal29Chopra]

3:11 Nooooo!!!! Jake can't be executed!!! I can't let that happen!!

[@mollyhogon4569]

"The average human has one breast and one testicle." -Vsauce 2k15

[@Fjolltzu]

2k14*

[@mollyhogon4569]

+Fjolltzu you right, you right

[@DjLuFin]

*2k69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@c.j.stanbridge4560]

No.

[@intothehouseofficial9978]

I am now quoting that everyday.

[@maulanalaser4748]

"It is quite abnormal, to be normal." I will use that as my life quote from now on.

[@geethapai809]

Wat bout d reverse??

[@saskia4313]

baba babo But if everything is not abnormal than abnormal is normal and normal is abnormal

[@DeletedTroll]

@@geethapai809 b

[@goldbysilver3694]

Ok

[@lucky_lol]

Lol

[@Brand0n3500Official]

5:11 me watching my chicken nuggets spin in the microwave at 4 am

[@sircabbageii4063]

Lmao

[@johnroby6524]

Haha I lol'd

[@nadiaalibaig]

Lol ⊙♡⊙

[@DoctorDeadMoth]

Who the fuck microwaves chicken nuggets?

[@sebastian-go6rx]

underrated comment lmao

[@noonhotmailh1]

7:30 a normal human talking to a normal human

[@GoAheadShaun]

Bold of you to assume that Michael is normal

[@saltypotatochip4707]

Wouldn`t it be funny to come across two people having a conversation like that.

[@godoatthegoat2884]

Bold of you to assume Michael is human.

[@Somersalsa]

Yeah but what's _normal?_

[@Garden-sz8jb]

Yeah but what's _human?_

[@Vsauce]

It was awesome meeting Vsaucers in Singapore and Australia!!! YOU GUYS RULE :) ALSO: there's even more coming from myself and Derek of Veritasium, so stay tuned!!!!

[@Trippbennett01]

Nice video, keep up the good work

[@vzen6225]

Nice vid

[@vladshluharchuk1366]

Love the vids keep em coming!

[@raspvidy]

Are you coming to Melbourne??

[@home772]

Awesome dude (: youre my idol honestly

[@TFJYT]

1:16 Vsauce: Derrick, where were you born Derrick: In Australia. Vsauce: But were you really born there? *_*Vsauce music intensifies_*

[@lifeofphyraprun7601]

It's Derek.

[@xhivo97]

That was so funny

[@JadeBull-zg3hb]

Yeah, cuz Australia's fake

[@iqceo4276]

JadeBull1080 No, thats canada, wait what’s Canada

[@enreeekay2754]

*You dare question me MORTAL!?*

[@allenbrooks22]

3:55 its been 6 years and I've yet to fully understand what Michael is talking about

[@emperorpalpatine3125]

Im pretty sure its not right it doesnt make any sense.

[@flutee6162]

it basically means whoever asks the guard who's going to die in order to reassure himself he is likely not one of the guys to die (because the guard will tell him one of the other guys is chosen to die regardless if the guy who asks is chosen or not), is going to unknowingly increase their chance of being one of the chosen to be killed due to simple mathematic probabilities. In other words, this doesn't make logical sense in any SINGLE scenario you find yourself in; But when accounting for ALL scenarios possible, probability says the guy who you don't know is going to live or die is going to more likely to live than the one who asks the guard in the first place. Yeah my brain still doesn't understand, but math does.

[@paulpena5040]

What's critical to understanding this is getting that the guard CANNOT tell Michael about his fate. So let's consider this. Say you are person #1. When the guard tells you person 3 is going to die he is giving you ABSOLUTELY NO INFORMATION. You ALREADY knew 2 out of 3 were going to die so naming someone other than yourself is like saying "the sky is blue", thanks buddy. It's only an illusion that the information is limiting the result set. No useful information has been conveyed. But if he COULD tell you about yourself and still said person 3 THEN that's a different story since you've knocked one off and it becomes a coin-flip at that point. But he CAN mention person 2 if he wanted to and DIDN"T which gives him a 66% change of him living (33.3% chance for you and the other guy is already dead). Let me know if that helped.

[@MrKO-zb3po]

It is called the Monty Hall probem, there are a lot of videos explaining it here on YT check them out.

[@namelessentity9007]

@@paulpena5040 i finally understood. Thank you

[@JDBob3]

8:50 "And as always, thanks for *washing* ."

[@chickenlyle0928]

He said watching

[@bruh-mx2hf]

He said watching

[@muhammadrizkiismail8305]

He said watching

[@jamesplatt6738]

He said watching

[@scorchedrelic3241]

Shut up

[@haibigboy]

Normal means being not very effective against rock & steel, getting extra damage from fighting, being immune to ghost & vice versa

[@elisttm]

genius

[@kyzer42]

And if you go to Hawaii, you might find a Normal Dragon... Drampa? In Sun and Moon? Never mind...

[@petervozdolsky9256]

Definitely

[@briciolaa]

love ya

[@MrPugs-gh2gu]

Hai Nguyen true confirmed

[@DevyanshBahri]

“Non-hyphenated” is hyphenated, while “Hyphenated” is non-hyphenated.

[@hikonz]

Wtf

[@shoebsmk]

LoL

[@dennisnashville7114]

Smart

[@hairyputter5363]

Damn

[@ladyalicent705]

Big Brain

[@Syncopated_]

The most Vsause thing Vsauce has ever actually said. Guy: "I was born in a small town in Australia." :D Vsauce: "But were you really born there?" Guy: e-e ????

[@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2]

Derek from Veritasium (10M subs)

[@NathanY0ung]

@@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 Who?

[@ReizokoRyu]

@William Hancock lmao vsauze

[@adrianbigboss5685]

Michael: "How bad your breath is?" Me: Its pretty good Michael: "How often you lie." Me: How did you know?

[@bibasik7]

You just won the Internet. Never mind, the FCC screwed it over.

[@bibasik7]

Why did the "Read more" part of my last reply get deleted? I wonder if it will happen to this one too.

[@bibasik7]

I guess it's just the FCC taking away my freedom of speech.

[@jillandjack7631]

i have autism

[@erm_honestly]

@@jillandjack7631 or do you?

[@x511100x]

Every time I watch a Vsauce video I think "Is Michael here?" and then he pops up and says "Michael here!" and I calm down.

[@andx79]

This makes we happy

[@owenmcgrath1127]

It makes us happy too

[@Jesse_Nolan]

Lol same

[@VishnuPandey93]

8 years ago 🙂

[@x511100x]

@@VishnuPandey93 it was 9 years ago

[@local_catgirl3344]

when you say "together" your lips don't touch each other. when you say "apart" your lips do touch each other.

[@sjsiemka]

*Or do they ?*

[@Sunny-vb2dd]

SJ The DJ kzbin.info/www/bejne/in-VZpqeoMuah6M

[@cartoonmaster2401]

DEAR GAWD.....

[@salty26700]

😯

[@cerwe8861]

In German it's the other way around. (Together=zusammen; apart=auseinander)

[@aapopalonen7312]

0:04 "what's normal" Well certainly not the intro

[@emilelesaffre]

Or is it **music starts playing**

[@curiositycommunity5067]

1:11 When Vsauce took a small pause, I thought he was about to say: OR DO WE???

[@maezaranimations]

It makes sense with his next point... Or does it

[@sauceaddict9569]

GoLogical Gaming Lmfao😂😂.

[@vedantsinha7374]

Me too!

[@SlashsBluesBall]

i love when he does that

[@arjunsinha2334]

GoLogical Gaming LOLLMAOROFL

[@larmustheghost]

4:30 That was one hell of a straight line.

[@MakisHMMY]

+Liam Mallinson And a cool prophecy

[@CrimsonHelldrake]

he could probably sell that line on Ebay for more then my life is worth too...

[@dannykrinkle4726]

Big is smaller than tiny.

[@hippityhoppity5035]

wut

[@topnotch3232]

*hits blunt*

[@liilypad.d]

big=3 letters tiny=4 letters 4>3

[@siaw0000]

Lol good one

[@adsy2010]

large and small are the same size...

[@hardikmehta1778]

02:50 Why is this pic so intimidating!

[@favfruitcake]

Because three of the most complex intellectual minds are starting at you in a quizzical but monotone and intimate way.

[@germanycountryhuman2227]

Aight imma head out

[@EpicAndrew97]

The 3 vsauces

[@a_bear]

01:12 look how nervous he looks after saying that we all have born on earth. Michael is an alien confirmed

[@pesokpesok]

also at 8:01 - that excessive blinking indicates lie/intend to hide and further confirming your hypothesis

[@oughey]

DEREK.

[@insertnamehere6021]

1:10* ?

[@RealSykes]

*Came here feeling dumb... left feeling like a genius...*

[@MARI0LAND]

When you get real insight, it will be the other way round ...

[@dailyliongaming9003]

came here whit some subs left whit more -_-

[@natteandersson]

Came here feeling dumb... left feeling dumb...

[@omnivale1803]

0:01 The Meme was Born

[@ravkoleavikk8577]

MeMe WaS bOrn

[@ezBlu.]

Or was it?

[@edwardnygma8533]

Was this the first video or something?

[@edwardnygma8533]

@The L I don't see why the meme was born with this intro instead of another intro, namely the first time he said it.

[@edwardnygma8533]

@The L I feel like the meme is the "hey, vsauce, Micheal here!" line.

[@MattsCrazyArt]

Derek, "Michael's promoting me on his channel! How to be weird and comical... Don't be stiff, don't be stiff! Darn!!!"

[@AlanKey86]

*Recipe For Confusion* 1. Consider the word heterological. 2. Is it heterological? 3. If "no" then heterological must be homological, meaning it describes itself... so in other words "heterological" is heterological? That makes no sense. 4. If "yes" then heterological must be heterological, meaning it describes something other than itself. Which makes no sense either. 5. Enjoy sweet aroma of brain slowly melting

[@raazmalai]

We have a word for that, too... Paradox!

[@DanOfAwsome]

Welcome to the inner workings of language.

[@baslangereis]

Faraaz Nadeem AlanKey86 Its paradoxically speaking paradoxing, isnt it?

[@steelsactap]

Just because it isn't heterological doesn't mean it must be homological. It can be neither like most words.

[@0palheart]

The answer is no, it's not heterological. It's not homological either.

[@aceospades6570]

"The average person has one breast and one testicle" Sorry, Michael, but there's another thing we might have overlooked. You said in another video that ~93% of all humans who have ever existed are deceased, meaning the average person... is dead EDIT: This video is nearly 7 years old. How did my comment get so many likes lmao? Either way, thanks y'all!

[@thick45]

.. at least dead on the inside.

[@quantashonjamaldigglerbury4934]

does that mean humans used to have 1 breast and 1 testicle in the past???

[@joeljose182]

Wow that's a good one

[@dantesfootballreviews8464]

@@quantashonjamaldigglerbury4934 big brain

[@shady8045]

i mean you can still have one breast and one testicle and be dead, like what does that have to do with anything lol

[@pianofani]

5:05 brain.exe not found

[@MrPhantomFury]

pianofani Same here lol xD

[@hiwtii2315]

+pianofani brain.exe not responding

[@ArchDennam]

+Hi Wtii Windows is searching for a solution to the problem... _After 10 minutes_ Windows could not find a solution.

[@hiwtii2315]

Archer Dennis True

[@ImBetterThenEveryone]

+pianofani Its because he is wrong ,he is just playing with words. Same like

[@NDHFilms]

0:50 I've heard they call it "holy" so they won't have to deal with the problems Mt. Everest has.

[@pramathkelkar7230]

The moments with Derek were quite awkward. See these- 6:16 and 8:06 Or were they? What is awkwardness? Are you awkward?

[@stephendenis3855]

Pramath Kelkar 6:16 is a gem

[@SpaghettiRuin]

Cannot like as it would disturb the holy number 69

[@ansh6370]

@@SpaghettiRuin Lmao someone did that.

[@barbara-annemcgregor1769]

How much does awkwardness weigh?

[@jasperlee2295]

He eventually did make a video about awkwardness. "What is awkwardness, why is it good, and who is the main character of the universe?" - Michael Stevens, 2015

[@kastro4460]

"all together" is written separated and "separated" is written all together :v

[@TrickyTrickyFox]

And "cut in half" - doubled it :)

[@HunterEelman]

"all together" can be written as "altogether". i'm only saying this because the comment is a year old and the first reply is from 6 days ago, so i figured it's okay.

[@Ash-cb2li]

Kastro44 that's just stupid, you just added 'all' to make it two words, it should be 'together' and 'separate' which are both just one word

[@copernicusepoch]

Занудный Лис but what about "Cut in three?"

[@bluestone6310]

Is homological a homological word?

[@captainantilles9094]

Wait, if Michael is in the bath, who’s holding the camera?

[@onionbot2]

:)

[@redzeit]

The Micheal who isn't bathing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@fusion67]

his feet

[@jorian_meeuse]

Derek

[@nursmalik6024]

His leg

[@wereallpinkinside8452]

1:13 love this transition

[@TheDipperPinez27]

"water is just 18" *_( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)_*

[@technoultimategaming2999]

*HHHMMMMMmmmmmnnnn...*

[@southpen4558]

nice

[@samarth3957]

No

[@omnitone]

TheDipperPinez27 no

[@maddockemerson4603]

Nes

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz6818]

Fan: VSAUCE OMG CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH VSauce: what exactly is an autograph?

[@intingln]

Or can you? *music intensifies*

[@dr.jacksonbright5723]

And how much does it W E I G H?

[@nursmalik6024]

The real fan says "Oh how are you Michael" "Great" "Or are you"

[@therandomshow1265]

Idk

[@soulplexis]

"The paper im signing for this autograph is quite old, but what's the oldest object in the entire universe? well first we have to define old.."

[@imsammy1343]

Derrick was just straight up sitting there waiting for Michael to turn lmaoo

[@AngusMurray]

I went to the opera house and tried to find the exact park bench Vsauce once sat at, but I wasn't sure and it was 40c out

[@aether7242]

good job

[@damagelmao4975]

Better luck next time :)

[@trondordoesstuff]

But did he really sit there? Sure, it might seem like he sat there, but...*continues rambling about the movement of earth*

[@JackJohnson-dl2mi]

40 DEGREES CELSIUS! I live in Australia and I know that that is fucking hot. How did you live bruh!

[@DuringDark]

@@JackJohnson-dl2mi wait, so if you didn't live in Australia, you wouldn't know that is hot? That sounds counter-intuitive (there's that buzzword, lol) considering that Australia is quite hot compared to some other countries that use celsius.

[@icykiwi6650]

"-The hearts represent life, isn't that beautiful?-"Vsauce 2k14

[@LokeYtell]

This video was uploaded the first of June, 2014...

[@icykiwi6650]

Loke Ytell nailed it

[@LokeYtell]

lol, why did you think it was uploaded 2015?

[@icykiwi6650]

Loke Ytell Might have been a late night Vsause binge:D

[@firstsurname8931]

2k14 = 2140?

[@AppleJacksApple1]

After numerous times of replaying that prisoner scenario, I finally understand that I cannot understand it.

[@thewatchers3601]

Lol

[@5135TheEm]

I don't know if it will help, but here is another way of thinking about it. Say this procedure is repeated day after day, for 300 days with 3 prisoners in cells A B & C, and in an even distribution 100 times the prisoner in A lived, 100 times B and 100 times C. Each day the jailer goes to the prisoner in A and either tells that B dies or tells him that C dies. You can see that A's chances have not changed, he always knew the fate of another, yet he still died on 200 days. Now A died 200 times, and the named prisoner died each of the 300 hundred days, so the un-named prisoner only died on 100 days. However, with additional knowledge of the Jailer's psychology as the prisoner in A you may be able to draw a different conclusion. If you know the jailer always says B will die if it is true and only says C will die if he does and B doesn't: then whenever he says C will die it means B lives and you are toast, but if he says B dies your odds actually improve to 1/2. And if you don't know that the jailer always makes this gesture to the prisoner in A or if he only sometimes does, then the question of whether he is more likely to talk to a man doomed to die or one allowed to live can greatly affect your odds. anyway, an interesting ponder

[@danielbaqueiro7245]

Michael has a 1 in 3 chance of being the one who's selected to live. Since the guard has two options of what to tell Michael if he is selected to live, there's a 1 in 2 chance he says James. The combined chance of Michael being selected to live and the guard telling him that James will die is 1 in 6 (1/2 x 1/3 = 1/6). Kevin's chances of being selected to live are also 1 in 3. The guard only has one option of what to tell Michael. He can only say that James will die. This means that the combined chance of Kevin being selected to die and the guard telling Michael that James will die are still 1 in 3 (1 x 1/3 = 1/3). I hope this helps

[@dreamlikejacob4868]

wow you tooo i was like wtf

[@sciencebeetle2188]

Daniel Baqueiro Very nice explanation. Little correction in the last sentence. This means that the combined chance of Kevin being selected to LIVE* and the guard telling Michael that James will die are still 1 in 3 (1 x 1/3 = 1/3).

[@EMFObserver]

2:07 Micheal on stage in Singapore and people in the audience are blocking their ears 😂😂

[@muskmelon-o-8161]

😂😂😂

[@dirtymike3329]

Imagine smoking weed with this dude. I mean, I don't smoke weed but I'd be down to do so with this guy.

[@_Pike]

Dirty Mike I wouldn’t influence yourself

[@unnamed7398]

I can picture him giving a scientific explanation to why he's hallucinating if he did smoke weed.

[@dixen9116]

1 Billion Subscriber no video challenge! You dont hallucinate when smoking weed, drug noob. Your 1 Billion subs are hereby revoked

[@12201185234]

@@dixen9116 Or do you?... Weed *can* actually make some people hallucinate, depending on the strength/make-up of the strain, one's tolerance and one's brain chemistry.

[@StefanReich]

@@dixen9116 It's actually a hallucinogen. More if you hit the pipe a lot

[@MercilusPro]

'Being normal' seems to be when you are everything everyone else wants.

[@erravi]

^ This.

[@Flutter_Batty]

So, in short, impossible.

[@SabinaWoller]

Poetic.

[@huricanethreeonesix]

What if I want you to be abnormal and you are just that- would that make you normal? if so you are no longer abnormal and not what I want, which would make you abnormal and so on and so forth. Paradoxical my friend.

[@ralfkruger300]

The real problem are not those who are crazy, but those who pretend they aren't.

[@catswag878]

1:09 I was expecting a "Or are we" there

[@psibarpsi]

So was I.

[@imd5363]

@@psibarpsi Or were you?

[@APPL3047]

@@imd5363 or did I?

[@joerionis5902]

@@APPL3047 *Cue VSauce music*

[@YamenNazer]

Yeah me too😂😂

[@JuiceWRLDExtra]

4:47 Imagine this guy in an escape room.

[@breadguyy]

Hey there. Vsauce here. Whats freedom?

[@NoahDB5]

To me personally, that was one of the most confusing videos I've seen from you in a while, but I still loved it! Great work!:)

[@liyanglim6616]

Yeah, I felt that the bits of facts are scattered all over the place :/... maybe he's still experiencing jet lag

[@likeaboss1059]

or maybe this is just not a "normal" video

[@9jubjubs]

Lim Li Yang I think he was trying to be weird in a video about normalcy, maybe to emphasize that to be weird is normal.

[@fundemort]

u not normal

[@ShivamPandey-xq7ox]

8:32 me- i dont have a bad breath vsauce-how often do you lie... me.....yah you got me there

[@Srileyskier]

What

[@jakedasnake7703]

I miss these kinds of videos man RIP

[@GirishKumar-jm5gi]

Wtf? He isn't dead!

[@zenterno-zt1pl]

@@GirishKumar-jm5gi 😂😂😂

[@xenn2175]

@@GirishKumar-jm5gi or is he!?

[@odinkato4426]

@@xenn2175 right now we cant see him so its kinda schrödingers cat.

[@xenn2175]

@@odinkato4426 what about shane dawson why did he stop making conspiracy theories? maybe the government threatened him its just a theoryyyy aa theory.

[@eamonia]

7:52 I honestly think that the next dozen seconds or so are completely unscripted. The look on Veratasiums face is so bitchin'. If this really was on the fly, then this is one of the coolest moments I've ever seen on KZbin.

[@michaelsmith4691]

I'm confused as fuck on the whole Jake dying making your chances worse

[@TTTristan1]

Yeah I think it's just the way he drew it that made it appear that way, but if it is real I have no idea why.

[@michaelsmith4691]

Tristan Taylor That's kinda what I was thinking, but I was getting so irritated that I couldn't figure out what he was talking about

[@jacobnair6707]

Let me try to explain. First of all Jake dying doesn't make your chances worse. It just increases Kevin's chances. The guard HAS to say that Jake dies if Kevin lives, but he can either say that Kevin OR Jake dies if Michael lives. Therefore, there is a 100% chance that the guard says Jake dies if Kevin lives. And there is a 50% chance that the guard says Jake dies if Michael lives. (50% chance of guard saying Kevin dies too) So, its twice as likely that Kevin will be the one who will live when the guard says Jake will die because he was less likely to say Jake will die if Michael was the one who lived.

[@michaelsmith4691]

Jacob Nair I think I got it now

[@TTTristan1]

Spawn Lee Think I do too, thanks a lot!

[@Verlisify]

I remember having a moment where I was using the word "Normal" in a video to talk about Pokemon. I ended up saying normal so much the word started feeling even more normal. Normal is a great word

[@ArneshSengupta]

XD

[@blxckmxrkxt]

XD

[@scotthall7307]

I'm just glad it was a camera in the tub and not a toaster, who else could give us the sauce we crave.

[@TheSierrazulu]

I can give you the sauce you crave *raises eyebrow*

[@scotthall7307]

TheSierrazulu I dunno I'm really attached Michael's sauce.

[@TheSierrazulu]

Scott Hall Once you go me you never go back, to Michael.

[@phoeniciandiaspora4584]

are u talking about michaels sauce as in seamen

[@BathroomTile]

Legitikatz Looks like you also didn't know Zack was being sarcastic. You loose the sarcasm battle.

[@quantumcode1278]

Michael : Hey, Vsauce, Michael here, what's normal? me: Not this intro for sure

[@Pipboy3004]

so if being normal in 36 of 36 variables is a 1 in a million chance, does that mean there are roughly 7,000 completely normal and average people on earth right now? with absolutely no interesting traits or features?

[@Vsauce]

not really, because there are more than 36 independent variables you could measure people by. But with only 36 the likelihood an individual would be within the most average 68.3% (1 standard deviation) is surprisingly huge!

[@Pipboy3004]

Vsauce True, you can't really define an individual person by only 36 variables, even if that seems a lot I think we're much more complex than that.

[@jdx9890]

Pipboy3004 None of that made any sort of sense to me in any way imaginable.

[@NakedAvanger]

I wish I was smarter regarding this subject No idea what you guys just said

[@Geroskop]

Pipboy3004 Thats quite an egocentric view my friend, we aren't that complex, its "mesurment resolusion" that you pick makes things complex. You can increase masurment variables indefinatly for all the things, even for most basic particles)))

[@stormtroopertheskitmaker2043]

0:00 FBI OPEN UP

[@bronxp8199]

Nice profile pic rip

[@gorillamane13]

Sexy pfp

[@nursmalik6024]

I mean, he ain't underage or smth

[@m_wrench8280]

criminal

[@ObjectsInMotion]

If you have two legs, you have an above average number of legs.

[@gematriagrim666]

But most people have two legs so I'm sure the average number of legs peoe have is two. The average number of testicles people have is one, because only males have testicles

[@chaosof99]

idk anymore His point is that there are amputees as well as birth defects making some human beings have fewer than two legs. However, there are a much fewer amount of people who have three legs or more (almost 0, except for a tiny number of birth defects I suppose). Thus the average of legs per human being is less than two.

[@ShaunDreclin]

idk anymore If even one person on the planet has less than two legs, the average is below two. Averages are a pretty terrible way to measure most things.

[@SalaComMander]

But considering how many people _do_ have two legs compared to people who don't, the average would be so close to two that it pretty much wouldn't matter. You could probably reach that number of legs by tripping and scraping your knee.

[@LolindirElros]

chaosof99 Yeah, but it's nowhere near 1 so, it's still average to have 2 legs.

[@davidacosta193]

7:33 Michael : mhhhhh how about... Ad : MEEEEEE!!!

[@parralaxx2888]

0:00 my sleep paralysis demon when I’m not sleeping

[@ToryK13]

Poor Jake. RIP in peace.

[@xolf244]

You just said rest in peace in peace :3

[@ToryK13]

xolf244 I was expecting this comment, but I wasn't expecting it in a polite fashion. Great job!

[@TheAngelBacon]

***** Shall we prepare a greeter?

[@josephrainer]

xolf244 RIP in RIP in peace in peace

[@TragicTopGun50]

xolf244 Rest in RIP.

[@eveofneverland]

0:01 Well, _that_ was surprising.

[@sethriutort7067]

I agree

[@shaheer_04]

Timeless videos man. Easily one of the best channels this site has to offer.

[@KeyQuantum]

5:10 OH SHIT oh hi michael

[@JonnyInfinite]

didn't understand a word of that prisoner thing

[@akhtar7574]

+JonnyInfinite I watched and listened to it multiple times by hitting pause and thinking about it... I think I have understood it. The catch in it is that Michael was never supposed to know about himself. That's why his chance remains 1/3 whether he was told Jake would die or Kevin would

[@iro4566]

How come?

[@NyanSten]

+• Irem • If he cannot know, his probability cannot change.

[@iro4566]

Jan Sten Adámek I know I understood the prisoner thing and I think he explained it very clearly, I'm just asking what the matter was and if I could explain it to the writer of the comment.

[@fazexxxtentacion3731]

+• Irem • the idea is that Michael had a 1/3 chance of not being executed but since the guard said jake is one of the ones to be executed, that made Michael and Kevin the only ones left so he has a 1/2 chance of not being executed. But that actually make it worse because he has a higher chance of being executed now.

[@charlesverg2184]

This videos make me feel smarter, but also dumber because I keep rewinding them everytime I miss or didn't get something.

[@charlesverg2184]

*these

[@mmmmmmmtoast]

Carlos Valenzuela FUN FACT You can edit your comments, hover over it and hit the triangle in a circle thingy on the top right of your comment.

[@evnwood]

Carlos Valenzuela It's ok, mispelling words is normal.

[@Apocalyth]

I see what you did there... You misspelled misspelled

[@qwertqwe]

***** No its not this video is so simple it made me a little sad

[@bens.3635]

I had a really self-conscious moment at 8:02 when Michael said, "But what about you, are you normal?" Then, appropriately, Derek looks at the camera in a seemingly judgemental fashion. *insecurity intensifies*

[@JayPark0925]

I've learned more here than I learn at school...

[@Yetoob8lWuxUQnpAahSqEpYkyZ]

We've all said that on educational video series.

[@Popabuddy1]

That comment is very normal on Vsauce videos.

[@C_hoffmanni]

Popabuddy1 Actually, it is very abnormal.

[@kevandre]

Michael you're just so freaking awesome. If you were my college professor I'd probably never stop going to school

[@Robertianocockrell]

You do realise how home sexual that sounds right?

[@VColossalV]

KLX What the fuck are you talking about? How is that in any way "home sexual"?

[@drakethomas7944]

KLX First, that's not how you spell "homosexual". Second, that comment isn't sexual in any way. Third, you're considering someone's sexual orientation to be naturally a bad thing, which is extremely bigoted.

[@Robertianocockrell]

Home sexual means he gets arosed whenever he leaves the home for college, I did not mean homosexual, jesus guys stop being so Antigay

[@jon7980]

the biggest surprise is finding this in my recommended 4 and a half years later

[@routadu]

6:50 when Michael goes for a date

[@regerbryan]

So is that why our singing sounds better in the shower? Because of the humidity/steam

[@sofreddy7]

Also bathrooms are considerably smaller than most other rooms. So your voice will bounce around more effectively.

[@AlextheGreat0567]

The next sentence is a lie. The first sentence is the truth. DUN DUN DUUUNNNN

[@paperbird5965]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHYY

[@johnkat4391]

My mind is blown.

[@Weesee_I]

But what counts as "the first sentence?" What is the first sentence ever recorded by humans?

[@stefanstojkovic8712]

Idk if you failed because it makes sence now, the first sentence is not "the truth". It may be true tho. :D

[@RobertSmith-cw3hs]

Dudeguy Games Find out next time on dragon ball Z

[@matthewkudray4840]

if the theory of infinite probability is true one day your clothes should come out of the dryer already folded

[@matthewkudray4840]

***** false because the acids in your stomach turn it into crap but you do have a chance of pooping out a crap the shape of a strawberry

[@pnkdrmz]

Matthew Kudray well, he could stick a strawberry up his butt, drink a smoothie and then poop out the strawberry.

[@matthewkudray4840]

Franz Roth well that's not pooping that's just a very weird fetish

[@ECAPS.]

Matthew Kudray that's enough internet for today..

[@alexx123ify]

Maybe one day I could move my clothes from the washing machine to the dryer without dropping a sock.

[@randomshxt2099]

This is great. We got three of the Vsauces channel host and Veritasium in one video.

[@AlltimeNumbers]

Why hello there Michael, you seem to be in the bath!

[@johnchaser7369]

Who isn't?

[@fletchy40]

don't drop the soap!

[@PrettyLaiLai]

_but is he?_ **vsauce theme plays**

[@carloscastro1192]

I have to wake up at 7am for school, it’s now 5am...

[@狐火]

n o l s t o g i c

[@linus9671]

You are not the only one brother

[@carloscastro1192]

CookieLegends gang gang

[@xxcreeperslayerxx9346]

We’ve all been there brother

[@kawaiiplushtorturer3875]

dude wake up youre gonna be late for school, i accidentally replied too late o shit

[@RipTard]

What an abnormal episode! Or wait....was it normal?

[@tabularasa_br]

"The hearts represent life. Isn't this beautiful?" Truly a Bob Ross moment

[@shiwakenbacon3204]

Vsauce plz do this: Is there any color we haven't seen?

[@TushantMirchandani]

Check the video "our narrow slice". xD

[@Yuurg]

There aren't any colors that are visible to us that we haven't seen, but there are colors that we can't see. Infrared, ultraviolet, x-rays, gamma rays, radio waves, microwaves are all the same thing as light, but with different wavelengths that make them invisible to humans. If we could see them, they would be different colors.

[@ssamDJ]

What if there was a material wich reflected a wavelength we couldn't see. If we say it was a solid material wich couldn't be seen through like glass, what would we see? We wouldn't be able to see anything. But what does nothing look like to our eye?

[@Pkqls]

Samuel Falk If it only reflects a wavelength we couldn't see, then the material would absorb most of the visible light, therefore it would just look black to us.

[@sinnders97]

Tushant Mirchandani i love the word slice it reminds me of pie

[@MrKlonkie_official]

8:03 No, I'm MrKlonkie.

[@moonagaming6068]

yes you are

[@Elmerstudd007]

Well... this was one of the most unfocused singular lesson I've learned on Vsauce.

[@BloodmoonCollective]

I see what you did there

[@Andro.d]

I've watched so many KZbinrs and I forgot how great Vsauce is, he's the best!

[@dailyforman]

if I grow beard will I be smart too?

[@ScilexGuitar]

yes, you wont :I

[@alexdelarge2095]

Of course you will. Trust me, I have no beard.

[@dailyforman]

Henry M then my IQ will be over 9000 :D

[@MinecraftMiner1111]

No, then your IQ will be average.

[@NoelAKABigNolo]

u need glasses too

[@dusky4086]

I DIED AT THE VERY BEGINNING I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT OMG

[@bodo2148]

+NozzaDaClown Magic

[@zephynum]

*music plays*

[@kaeleppcohen3210]

If you have two arms, you have more arms than the global average, which is ~1.999.

[@maxwell9561]

my mind is blown

[@lucky_lol]

Omg

[@dababy7329]

7:40 this is the most nerd conversation I’ve ever heard

[@itssheep685]

Vsauce: Where were you born? That guy: Australia Vsauce: *I’m suspicious of his answer*

[@ballOfGoof]

That guy is a bit, *S U S*

[@joelcomer]

Amog sus

[@GameyRaccoon]

Thats Dirk from Veritblasium

[@dinofrog926]

If it is abnormal to be normal, then normal doesn't describe itself :O

[@jabz1582]

here we have a paradox

[@superoxidedismutase5757]

that means it's heterological while being a homological word in terms of its frequency of usage.

[@suwinkhamchaiwong8382]

Nexus VS Games yes. I love paradoxes.

[@galaxiisparc1797]

my head hurts

[@cadenorris4009]

Collect him. He knows too much.

[@xTreetable]

Plot twist: The guard was lying.

[@MatteZRefill]

i loled

[@xTreetable]

★ MatteZRefill & Packs & PvP! ★ me to lel

[@designwarp9117]

5:12 Vsauce music always slaps

[@designwarp9117]

6:52 Banging tune

[@teckworks]

According to Michael it's normal to have a filming camera in the bath tub. I mean yes, in case some science happens, I guess.

[@NHCLM]

(Science)

[@terminat1]

+teckworks Bathtub.

[@Flopzalot]

According

[@dishwater63]

The average human has less than 2 legs.

[@FletcherRZX]

It only takes 1 person to make the average person have 1.9 recurring legs

[@Sebastian_Gecko]

***** Don't discriminate cripples pls.

[@newcoolvid27]

Fletcher125 Which is the same as 2 legs as 1.9 recurring = 2... SO YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT ONE PERSON ;(

[@RealSquidicus]

That's only using the mean, which is a stupid measure for the amount of legs... using the mode or median would be more appropriate (both of which are averages btw)

[@newera478]

DeOut Gaming Median and average aren't the same thing -.- 1,1,1,2,3,4 has a median that is 1 and average of 2 (for example: 6 groups and numbers show the amount of people in them)

[@Mizar88]

the nicest homological word is SEVENTEENLETTERED

[@spodermen7266]

Thats a homological phrase, not a word.

[@Th3CoLoSSuS]

thats a homo word

[@KhalidAli-wg2sr]

Sooo homological!

[@dionje5TV]

+Spodermen no its a word.

[@spodermen7266]

dionje5TV Because he mashed two words together.

[@MightyWinz]

“The average person on earth has one breast and one testicle” There are at least 2 popes per square kilometre in the Vatican City.

[@RidingLifesRoads]

Is there anywhere you don't pop up from ?! 😁 I'm worried to take a bath now 😂

[@Deadaccount741]

lol

[@zacheryhawkling4326]

I'm going to have nightmares of Micheal popping out of the water in a bath now, thanks XD

[@CHKDSKHasTheBigGay]

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Currently, I am in David's bath tub with Jake, and today we are going to talk about Cruel Bombs, bath bombs!

[@bibasik7]

"ghost flushing" in toilets is actually caused by Michael popping up inside of it.