How Many Holes Does a Human Have?

[@DolanDarker]

That intro is everything I didn't know I needed

[@thedude8231]

such an annoying kissass

[@Rishkar-Peema-Pants]

@@thedude8231 ikr

[@Andy-lp8kl]

Dolan Darker are you god?

[@DolanDarker]

@@thedude8231 oh yes apologies for being a Vsauce fan

[@JackAttack65]

@@thedude8231 ...

[@thatguy4330]

“You are just a bunch of meat packed around the central hole.” Best insult ever heard

[@mayrln]

"or are you?"

[@wolfgang5261]

or is it?

[@afksjaflksjalkfjlksfj]

I'm certainly recycling that insult.

[@dr.OgataSerizawa]

That's exactly what I am.....no more...no less.

[@hightablehierarchy9427]

Indeed and Trump loves to grab that hole anytime. 🤣😂

[@ricoreyes6044]

I was not prepared for how disturbing the toilet doughnut was going to get.

[@urealnewman308]

Rico Reyes ikr, I had to pause and think about wat just happened

[@littlefiretree1621]

I never knew how much water a doughnut could hold, but I'm better off knowing now

[@thishandleistaken1011]

I knew he was going to bite it. I doubt it was actually in the toilet though, probably in a bowl of water he placed in there or something

[@DaBunne]

100%

[@VideosOfRandomContext]

Bruh wtf is this man doing with himself!!!!???? Like ew no

[@pondwater]

first person to fall asleep at the sleepover is gonna get garlic rubbed on their foot

[@Cezar-m9e]

thanks for the idea

[@catsarepink]

😈😈

[@joey26784]

first person to fall asleep at the sleepover will have to eat a donut out of a toilet

[@HotTakeAndy]

I want to know who did that, or thought to do that. 😂

[@voidzdeath]

​@@HotTakeAndy sounds like something that would've done as some old medical remedy lol. either that or some weird vampire believers thinking it's a good way to keep them away

[@credimus6176]

Psychiatrist: tell me more about you. Me: I'm a seven hole doughnut

[@davidozzo7244]

A bodysuit for a spider*

[@42starshine]

Davide Rignani Lolli Hell yeah

[@thommy_0075]

Here you go 667 likes

[@daniellin1726]

Why do I hear Rick’s voice?

[@toastedchair8823]

Actually 10 two nippels belly button your face and both ends under your leg

[@metashrew]

I genuinely believe that Michael has gotten crazier ever since he isolated himself in that white room for several days.

[@ACogloc]

If he hadn't been perfectly rational through 3 seasons of Mind Field, I'd worry his insanity is being exploited for money by some puppetmaster.

[@lye1559]

Hes back tho

[@bittersweet9059]

Yes

[@kangaroogaming7008]

Lol yes

[@SWRDFSH3850]

Imagine walking up to that door and hearing this dialogue

[@willconcannon4396]

me: *sees title* how is this going to be 20 minutes? Michael: holes do not exist me: ohhhhh

[@tomaspietravallo3832]

Queue vsauce music

[@semnet3217]

OR DO THEY? * vsauce music starts playing

[@hnt.3r]

i legit just laughed at your comment bro 😂

[@sophiarose03]

😂😂😂

[@kingokolo]

Have me there like “I knew it!!!” when I really don’t know where tf he’s going with this

[@julietterousselet7164]

0:45 saw that coming and still didn't like it

[@crimson99-]

xd

[@HotTakeAndy]

😂😂😂 🍩 💧

[@TeamLuxzGaming]

Yep… sent a voice recording to my friend saying “NO VSAUCE DONT EAT THE FUCKING TOILET DOUGHNUT” followed by “he ate the fucking doughnut…”

[@fishingislife8432]

I came here to say THOSE EXACT WORDS holy shit😂😂

[@Gojo_miku]

I expected it to happen sooner

[@Psianth]

How Many Holes Does a Human Have? "Holes don't even eixst" Mmm, yeah, that's some tasty Vsauce right there

[@kagezhang3748]

He is alive!

[@becketthor]

“An excellent comment”

[@joaquinclavijo7052]

Plato: A human is a featherless biped Aristotle: A human is a rational animal Michael: A human is a seven-holed donut

[@mujackanims3098]

BEHOLD A MAN

[@hornsholdinghellishlyhotho7396]

8 for some

[@efishinseablub]

Amazing comment

[@Espi0nage_Ninja]

Horns holding hellishly hot houndini's I’m assuming you mean by some the female, women have same amount of holes as men

[@abbyj3981]

Espi0nageNinja not exactly buddy we would have 8

[@TheScyphozoa]

"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider." That has to be the most disturbing sentence I've ever heard on KZbin.

[@EddieBurke]

cresun the high of Methamphetamine is said to be the best feeling a human can physically endure. At that moment, the first hit of the meth pipe, you have peaked. Anyways I say this because after hearing this I have felt that high. I have peaked.

[@goundz]

Now thats just a straight fact my friend nothing disturbing about that

[@DracoDrakie]

Do spiders have 7 or 8 legs, how about how many holes has a spider.

[@shirtsarfati297]

the jeans image was terrifying.

[@SofianosArvanitis]

Do not eat the donut do not eat the donut 0:21

[@SofianosArvanitis]

He ate it 0:46

[@E-rayDoesStuff]

​@@SofianosArvanitisdamn☹️

[@Pneumonics]

He cut the video after which makes me think its fake

[@mathlegend314]

Donut eat the donut pls

[@lightsinthesky4989]

"Your body isn't a donut, it's a body suit for a spider." Dude I honestly didn't think I'd ever get here without drugs but here I am.

[@mariopuzo4509]

Bummer!

[@BeanBurrito2413]

My mind is bigobobbled

[@shart7660]

voidmanagment- That's why prisoners are given quarantine and not drugs

[@rewesandwich]

You have 666 likes I don't wanna ruin it

[@autismo4029]

good job, now you can start doing drugs

[@cheyenneshoemaker6627]

"Your body isn't a doughnut, It's a bodysuit for a spider." *And i now conclude after ten whole years, Michal has officially lost it.*

[@ziril3972]

The context makes him sound even more insane

[@Arvak777]

Maybe we all are spider man!

[@Carbon_Crow]

ten HOLE years ;D

[@JS-uh3ms]

Eat your cereal

[@mono.isgtds]

Look on ding, he’s been losing it for ages.

[@GXShattering]

“Don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t- GOD HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT”

[@raz0rcarich99]

One of the most artistically appetizing moments in youtube history.

[@wasifzakwan8722]

idk probably it isn't a real toilet. Still it's a soggy 🍩🤢

[@MegaMementoMori]

@@wasifzakwan8722 They gave him a new dougnut soaked in tapwater or something.

[@sabrefoxx8115]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@pacman10182]

@@MegaMementoMori probably a bowl of water floating in the throne, just below the gopro

[@Morzhow]

“He just has a separate water bowl” “he just has a separate water bowl” “Aaaaah he just ate a toilet donut”

[@Prince52976]

Lol

[@ranjeetakumari8587]

he still ate a soggy doughnut😭

[@kevinambler4931]

Michael, pulling out a knife: How Many Holes Can a Human Have?

[@specticulrtainment1809]

new joker?

[@waterbottle5367]

Probably 28

[@catherine2514]

uhhh

[@mistadip42]

420

[@MystikZ]

@@waterbottle5367 28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH

[@cailleach8416]

"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider" That's going on Vsauce out of context for sure.

[@pandinus1377]

Cause him saying come on in and voring the camera isn't

[@siverthekkelstrand7685]

And 10:00

[@bogdan-cristiantimofte5625]

9:55 too

[@christophpoll784]

@@siverthekkelstrand7685 that at 10:00 is even better that slapping the solid steel ball!

[@cailleach8416]

@@CallMeJeffrey ah yes, free internet points

[@Ragnarons]

“Your body is a bodysuit for a spider” I know some people that would have nightmares for weeks if you told them that, Michael

[@faethon6990]

It looked like a Menorah to me xD

[@haimizoid8400]

I’m so glad you didn’t tell me. I would have nightmares for weeks!

[@achia8844]

thank you, stranger.

[@SamFriedman]

10:02 thank me later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@MabZy]

Well, thanks for the nightmares

[@cosmeevanson2977]

5:48 "From the here, to the glass, to the bowl, to the plate" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@meechsanims]

very glad I wasn't the only one who thought this

[@CharlieBruinsFilms]

"Where's my hole?"

[@thejseffect]

where's my hole, that's my thing, always drama when vsauce says "or is it?"

[@Hugobals]

Ho ooo o oo o ole

[@StrandedOnDuna]

@@thejseffect "wheres my hole" trans person probably

[@anfrew2511]

"Oh wow, these seems like a cool vid-" Michael: holes don't exist

[@Thallod]

The universe re-imagines itself according to this guy's non-sequiturs. He is: The Mandela Effect.

[@GDNachoo]

@@Thallod but is it really? Is the mandela effect even real?

[@GyprockGypsy]

The entire universe is just a hole with bits of galaxy floating around in it.

[@Chris-li2ru]

"Not all holes are equal" No truer words have ever been spoken

[@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848]

How so cuz i dont get it 🤔🤔🤔

[@sophia4332]

@@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 if you dont get it then you're too young to be on youtube lmao

[@RawDoggin_78]

does liking FFDP make me a military wife help lmao if you get fooled for this obviously you aren't allowed to stay up this late.

[@Punished_Rustles]

"now we're really stretching the use of the word hole"

[@sanderhorvli669]

@Mustafa Luebeck Big brain time

[@ericbessa5338]

Me: How uncomfortable can a KZbin video get without being striked? Vsauce: He, he, he...

[@enricohocho]

after this video about holes porn got a *hole* new meaning

[@Lumis_The_Lucario]

He has a channel that used to be called dong

[@SCPFanMY]

W..W..Why is he stuttering?

[@AEXU_]

Spider videos were they rip apart males

[@jacoblee6079]

Alternative title: Lost? How to find your butt

[@TheKoalaGamerYT]

0:50 that "HALF" was angelic

[@cluelessdragoon7052]

“How many holes does a human have?” Vsauce: _proceeds to pull donut out of toilet then eats it_

[@slipknot8605]

W

[@andrewdude1614]

ive just realized vsauce is just a real and smart shitpost

[@TyroFog]

Yes

[@hitsanctuaryepok9960]

poopookaakaa donut

[@peakhumanchannel]

Is that why he claimed himself as HowToBasic??? 😅

[@jackbrand4507]

“Your body isn’t a donut; it’s a body suit for a spider.” - Micheal Stevens

[@Tib-yu8hi]

Jack Brand kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpeomYJ3es56Y5o

[@shaxriyorxolmamatov9704]

Вогарон

[@BeansproutPost]

Oh my god, someone else who actually uses semi-colons! Brethren!

[@jackbrand4507]

Beans its a lost art

[@mariasantisimo3745]

“Your body isn’t a donut, it’s a body suit for a spider.” My life no longer has meaning.

[@paveliehova6909]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bugfairy]

I WANTED TO STAB A CHILD HEARING THAT

[@F_UNGOS]

☻ h e i d i ☻ lmao

[@justaladie]

☻ h e i d i ☻ I’m a child keep away from me

[@myusername3689]

Sarah Burgos I guess we’re all spiders then.

[@JojoPriestGuy]

1. What would make someone consider eating a donut soaked in toilet water? 2. How would toilet water affect the taste of a donut? 3. Are there any health risks associated with consuming a donut soaked in toilet water? 4. What are the psychological effects of eating a donut soaked in toilet water? 5. How does toilet water alter the texture of a donut? 6. Would you still recognize the flavor of the donut after it’s soaked in toilet water? 7. Can toilet water change the color of a donut? 8. How long does a donut need to be soaked in toilet water to absorb its flavor? 9. What types of bacteria might be present in toilet water that soaks into a donut? 10. How would you disinfect a donut soaked in toilet water? 11. Can any part of the donut be salvaged after being soaked in toilet water? 12. Would different types of donuts (glazed, jelly-filled, etc.) react differently to being soaked in toilet water? 13. How would the smell of a donut change after being soaked in toilet water? 14. Could toilet water-soaked donuts be used as a form of punishment or challenge? 15. What experiments could be conducted to analyze the effects of toilet water on donuts? 16. How quickly would a donut disintegrate if soaked in toilet water for an extended period? 17. Would a donut soaked in toilet water become more or less dense? 18. What social or cultural taboos are associated with consuming food that has been in contact with toilet water? 19. How would soaking a donut in toilet water impact its nutritional content? 20. What are the potential consequences of serving someone a donut soaked in toilet water without their knowledge? 21. Is there any way to reverse the effects of soaking a donut in toilet water? 22. What flavors or scents could mask the toilet water in a soaked donut? 23. How would a toilet water-soaked donut be perceived in different cultures? 24. Could toilet water-soaked donuts become a viral internet challenge? 25. How might a prank involving toilet water-soaked donuts play out? 26. What could be done to make a toilet water-soaked donut safe for consumption? 27. How would a gourmet chef react to the idea of a toilet water-soaked donut? 28. What are the ethical implications of feeding someone a donut soaked in toilet water? 29. How might a child react to being offered a toilet water-soaked donut? 30. Could toilet water-soaked donuts be a metaphor for something else in literature or art? 31. What are the legal consequences of serving someone a toilet water-soaked donut? 32. How would a donut soaked in toilet water compare to one soaked in tap water in terms of taste and texture? 33. Would it be possible to tell if a donut was soaked in toilet water just by looking at it? 34. How would different types of toilet water (public, private, etc.) affect a donut differently? 35. What is the history behind using toilet water in food-related pranks? 36. How would you test for the presence of toilet water in a donut scientifically? 37. Would the type of toilet (e.g., clean vs. dirty) make a difference in how a donut is affected? 38. Could toilet water-soaked donuts have any role in a horror or comedy film? 39. How would a person’s perception of cleanliness affect their willingness to eat a toilet water-soaked donut? 40. How does the idea of a toilet water-soaked donut challenge traditional notions of food safety? 41. What would be the psychological impact of seeing someone else eat a toilet water-soaked donut? 42. Could soaking a donut in toilet water be part of a science experiment to study bacteria growth? 43. What methods could be used to purify a donut after it’s been soaked in toilet water? 44. How would a donut factory handle a contamination event involving toilet water? 45. What would happen if you dried out a toilet water-soaked donut and tried to eat it? 46. Would a donut soaked in toilet water be more prone to mold or spoilage? 47. How might the texture of a toilet water-soaked donut change after being frozen? 48. Could a donut soaked in toilet water still be used as a prop in a movie or commercial? 49. How would a donut soaked in toilet water affect the health of someone with a compromised immune system? 50. Could a donut soaked in toilet water be a plot point in a novel or short story?

[@dominicbonogofski]

Now you're asking the right questions. All 50 of them, that is.

[@mamoelgome]

Answer to 25: the prankster could hide the Toilett Donut inside a box with regular donuts and offer it to a group of people, then laught at the one who grabs the wet donut. Wanna sext?

[@moba_noob]

Number 41: Severe

[@elisonaut]

would it be crazy to start a chain answering these questions? I'll start. 1: They might not know that it is a toilet donut, or they might just be literally starving. These are merely two examples. There are more, but I do not want to go there.

[@LuciferBug1421]

I assume there was a seperate pot of water he placed in the toilet

[@PantsuMann]

Getting more and more convinced that Michael indeed is HowToBasic.

[@todabsolute]

Nice reference

[@ethanbaker9118]

He's getting more insane by each new video.

[@DAWGclips.]

Sorry mate. Look up “howtobasic chris smith”. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJ64ZmCQr7OAgrM

[@todabsolute]

@First name Last name how to basic's face reveal, he said that he's actually Vsauce

[@tp1835]

genuinely

[@abhinavprajapati5962]

Michael: remembers Vsauce password Michael 10 seconds later: holes.

[@abhinavprajapati5962]

@a regular guy who is a gamer dont worry im currently refreshing it and boii its gettin 5-10 like per second...😂

[@Skumpatron]

that’s genius

[@andrewyttra]

“Hey! Vsauce, Michael here.” *Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.*

[@mollysimpson2335]

Except in your nightmares...

[@zera-zero]

".ereh leahciM ,ecuasV !yeH"

[@PaulLarke1980]

Eating toilet doughnuts is unneccesary. That's a sentence I never thought I'd need to write.

[@HotTakeAndy]

🍩 💧 😅

[@jampackedproduction4233]

Michael: How many holes are in a human body? Also Michael: Doesn’t matter, holes don’t exist

[@anadaere6861]

Humans are sponges of atoms Or you know *M E A T S P O N G E*

[@erent1476]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4iQkoKsrrRsZ68 u don't know this

[@jombieslayer918]

He got his password back, but not his sanity.

[@A._is_for]

Did he ever?

[@avikdas4055]

And we are fine with it, aren't we?

[@chancedanforth7496]

Who needs sanity when you have answers

[@ukaszP]

@᪶ ᪶ or was it Ayahuasca?

[@ChrisJohnson-ib5fp]

@᪶ ᪶ Or did it?

[@jerri1918]

Michael: "You know what a hole is? It's a word. Holes might not even exist." me: "he has truly returned"

[@JosueDeerFox]

Ahole

[@-TK-]

I really missed this vsauce

[@theonebman7581]

We truly live in the best timeline

[@mydickisunbelievablysmallb8132]

Or has he?

[@er.you2594]

lol

[@udajs]

4:42 Skeleton skull fits perfectly through the jar!

[@NotSoSilentBobGT]

Ya

[@Dr_NsL]

He said "hole" so many times I'm not even sure it's a real word anymore.

[@CatmanNJack]

im not even sure if holes are real, and just another human construct like time and money

[@krzywy8873]

jamais vu

[@thor-ericsson]

@@krzywy8873 thank you, I never knew there was a real word for it, so I've always called it "sudden dyslexia"

[@ShouldBeKnown]

@@thor-ericsson There's even a vsauce video on that.

[@sankyumiku]

I was sure "hole" is a real word until I saw this comment and kept saying "hole" in my mind. Now I'm not sure too.

[@SeventhSolipsist]

Michael is about to be a Dad. Imagine how many questions her daughter is going to come up with that will eventually become videos.

[@erent1476]

Lit vid

[@erent1476]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4iQkoKsrrRsZ68 lit

[@josephinethornton3823]

I look forward to that.

[@Klarpimier]

_her_ daughter? When did Michael transition?

[@s.c.p-0493]

Eren Taşkın stop fucking self advertising.

[@mickeypham]

Everyone watching the video: don’t eat that donut Michael: nom nom nom

[@Stray0]

really hope it wasn't actually toilet or at least he had a secondary container in that toilet

[@SkKedDy]

BrenRadNeo probably not it’s Michael we talking bout

[@lEGOBOT2565]

@@Stray0 to be fair, toilet water is quite clean in the us

[@marmac83]

Yuuuuck

[@brotherbisquick]

I wouldn't even eat a donut that's been sitting in 100% clean water. That's only because I respect donuts too much.

[@dieguscl]

3:03 "The ear is a blast to go inside" 💀💀💀

[@CJsMusicTrumpet]

This is one of the most cursed intros in vsause history

[@theholyhavel97]

Therefore the best

[@tomoshinoshinori1502]

it just kept getting more cursed as it continued

[@RACISTBIGOT0]

youtube**

[@thegoldmario4879]

*toilet donut intensifies*

[@splitscim]

"Your body isn't a donut; it's a bodysuit for a spider" - Michael Stevens, 2020

[@erent1476]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4iQkoKsrrRsZ68 Amazing vid (lit)

[@etothepie2704]

@@JoeyArnold7 only if you have a piercing _down_ _there._

[@VoxtiTheArtist]

e to the pie my cousin has a piercing “down there” naturally...

[@splitscim]

@@FlyThing00 I get why you're saying that but I just liked it because it's so weird out of context lol. Even with context it's weird but I thought I'd highlight it in this form rather than a timestamp because it's be so weird seeing it as an actual quote somewhere lol

[@OldHickory7]

Why are you using a donut as the example? Most donuts don't have a hole in the middle. Bagels on the other hand, all have holes.

[@vendormc9901]

The longer his beard grows, the crazier he gets

[@liarsmice]

stronger* like an anime character but facial hair

[@brown-eyedcheese5440]

VendorMC Reminds me of many other great scientists

[@JimmyMon666]

I find this true of most men.

[@rorcon]

he's going back to his roots. Michael made some strange videos back before vsauce.

[@adarshmusa]

*Legend has it that people sacrifice the hair on their head to gain powers.*

[@ERISISBETTERTHANPLUTO2763]

Thick of it but VSauce made it "From the jar, to the glass, to the bowl, to the plate, where's my hole, that's my bowl, always questions when i mold"

[@oskardamsz369]

i realized it as well🤣

[@arewealone6376]

Me: Why is VSauce not posting? Michael(raises eyebrow): Or are we

[@gmanpboy]

Are We Alone *vsauce music plays”

[@ahmadsulaiman3886]

Michael: what is posting? is there posting?

[@shamgodrice8945]

hey vsauce, Michael here. I dont post. but what is post? well in 1789 etc.

[@shamgodrice8945]

he posts on d!ng

[@cornelioussandersapickleho8312]

CL Rice he uploaded on the main channel 3 months ago. D!ng hasn’t uploaded in 6 months. Lmao

[@isabelaatenska]

Vsauce is the only science KZbinr who starts a video by eating us, shitting us out and eating a toilet water soaked donut.

[@hillybankok]

i do that too, without recording 🕳️

[@michaelboyle7281]

I love how this is considered a top comment, sitting next to other comments with thousands and thousands of likes

[@Petidani0330]

@@michaelboyle7281 Right? What's with this new sorting order of KZbin? Not that I don't like it, I just don't understand it

[@louisd1827]

@@michaelboyle7281 @Petidani0330 It's not just about totals. It is also about recent engagement. It's a new comment in a sea of years old ones

[@mikakettunen7939]

EXACTLY my first thought also - at the second when we entered his mouth - I knew what is about to happen :)

[@nialmontana]

"Holes might not even exist" MOM, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!

[@N7Reaper93]

Underrated comment

[@Kai-yaam]

I’m the 70th like

[@jatinvashisht4293]

Haha 😄

[@saurabhjadhav7656]

@@Kai-yaam and somehow I'm the 700th like

[@Kai-yaam]

@@saurabhjadhav7656 well isn’t that cool?

[@ivystoptalking]

i haven’t been able to stop thinking about those eye holes. genuinely been hours after i watched this video, and i am so utterly freaked out and fascinated by my own body

[@mrkitloin]

I swear he lost his sanity after doing the isolation chamber and we’re just watching him slowly descend

[@PhoenixAce]

You think this man was ever sane to begin with?!?

[@frogz]

@@PhoenixAce he is saner than most of us :)

[@frogz]

hypersane infact, not hyposane

[@yestermorrow3223]

He bounced back

[@jeremiahnoar7504]

that is the price of god like knowledge.

[@10MrColdFire01]

“Your body isn’t a donut, it’s a bodysuit for a spider.”

[@theboi9588]

r/CursedComments

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

*(Insert U.T. Muffet theme.)*

[@neonkatze]

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 heh

[@Kragatar]

I cringed because it's a body suit for a 6-legged creature and a spider has 8.

[@orangesky925]

Normalcity of Vsauce videos

[@engineergaming1972]

Why does vsauce look like a scientist who got fired for having fun on the computers

[@abbersnail3146]

Maybe he is...

[@Anthony-rs5lg]

He probably was

[@r0ug374]

Thats because he is.

[@Human-gu2cx]

Terra DieCasts he looks your weird uncle who tells you trivia facts

[@erent1476]

Vsauce said this video is nice kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4iQkoKsrrRsZ68

[@rashidfaisal6276]

5:48 "from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king "💀☠️

[@rafaelhachez873]

that’s exactly what i was thinking when he said that i started laughing and then i saw your comment🤣🤣

[@dire_cat]

Video title: How Many Holes Does A Human Have? 4 minutes in, Michael: HOLES MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST

[@harivyas9550]

Joyce Ong 😂😂😂 thats “hey vsauce micheal here “for ya

[@Sohamsta]

I'm currently doubting the meaning of everything

[@humanbean9370]

I mean holes don’t exist That’s why they exist

[@albierto00]

"Your body isn't a doughnut, it's a bodysuit for a spider" That's exactly the type of thing I want to hear when I open a Vsauce video

[@thulyblu5486]

But it only has 8 holes, so there is no opening for the head :( Let's use it as a bodysuit for an ant, so theres 6 legs, 1 head and I'll throw in a hole for bodily waste purposes.

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

More like a Jellyfish Piloting a MeatSuit Gundam.

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

Which is in the Shape of a Menorah. @18:15

[@horizon3064]

Our body is a seven-holed-doughnut

[@frocco7125]

@@thulyblu5486 Exactly. This was triggering me big time.

[@dylanbarry4327]

Me: Clicks on video to learn how much holes we have on our bodies Vsauce: “do holes even exist” My brain: *aight imma head out*

[@unkown7384]

@Dylan Barry Your pfp says it all lmao

[@SK_403]

Same

[@nocamak1186]

Why does the next comment have a Simpsons pfp with that face as well?

[@Powermonkeydz]

@@nocamak1186 i disliked it

[@soscpphoton6347]

Eren Taşkın Nobody cares about your video

[@BinglesP]

After watching this and having taken in the information, I have fully accepted that holes are a mental construct without an objective definition. Once again, thank you Michael, for making us all question reality itself more than we probably have to

[@ShirderDA]

Me: "Oh man, I wish there was new Vsauce content." Michael: *eats toilet donut*

[@thesquarezminecraft]

i was eating my food when watched that part

[@Dekarowski25]

Or does he?

[@zongetsuma7444]

Be careful what wish for you might get toilet donuts

[@Snarethedrummer]

D':

[@OrlyVlogt]

unnecessary toilet donut eating :'(

[@88franko]

In this episode Michael gets a Hobo beard and eats donuts out of a toilet.

[@JosueDeerFox]

Genius

[@InkyGhoul]

He's bad this beard for a long time now

[@ValentineC137]

then proceeds to call holes parasites

[@charlesgoldt7943]

thanks for the spoiler :( :,(((((((((

[@pancakedave8551]

Jonathan Guzman now this is science beyond normal understanding. He’s clearly become a being who’s transcended upon this world

[@tdszabo]

"How many holes does the human body have?" Michael: *eats toilet donut*

[@michaeljohnsen5436]

"Holes don't even exist."

[@georgeibison1029]

Grossed me tf out

[@Walking_Death]

I just knew he was going to do that but I couldn't look away.

[@pleox42]

LOL

[@Domenzain31]

then starts talking about topology and big shit math

[@Iviewbreadasalivingbeing]

10:01 Vsauce???????

[@charlzthedrummer]

Michael, mmmm, here

[@CaptainMangles]

Everytime Michael says "or is it?" he adds another 10 minutes to the video.

[@АлмазШагиев-ш8н]

Or does he?

[@Ex_Nihilo777]

🤣🤣

[@kylegoodsir]

Don't forget the raised eyebrow `,: |

[@something1135]

18:50 he doesnt

[@zain101-i2w]

@@АлмазШагиев-ш8н 😆

[@U6kCtBuN]

he was let out of the basement, finally, and hes more insane than ever.

[@TheNasaDude]

If you had a chance to check out some Mind Field episodes, you know it couldn't be otherwise

[@drmontorsi7498]

Juhozel He basically turned into Vsauce without context with context

[@Holding0-6]

Yikes

[@pradawithano]

That’s just how it should be.

[@aydenrivers3884]

Vsauce is the guy who actually tries to figure out his shower thoughts

[@BRAZILWINNINGWORLDCUP]

Lmao

[@tamarastewart8819]

I have a app that does that for you, it’s called google

[@irsyad8898]

@@tamarastewart8819 apparently i cant search about does a testicle able to produce an apple juice instead of coom

[@p020z5]

@@irsyad8898 they are not Apple trees

[@labrynth8716]

@@p020z5 yeah but what if you genetically modify it to create apple genes so apple extract instead of sperms and fructose juice....🤔🤔🤔

[@Bosferatus]

This is astonishing Michael, I struggled like hell with geometry studies at university and when my mom passed away I dropped out without graduating. It makes me so happy to understand those concepts now, I cant even explain! Love you!

[@arez8790]

Imagine if a stranger asked him how many holes a human body has and he starts explaining this

[@keiwa11]

I hope that happens

[@yenikeenom5077]

"You got 22 mins?".

[@moniljainshah3508]

*Hi vsauce , michael here!""

[@gabrielpraslin9576]

"Sir this is a Wendy's"

[@Blernster]

Omg just imagine! Imagine. Imagine......

[@shaktiman528]

"Your body isn't a doughnut. It's a body suit for a spider." Sleep? haha no. I didn't need to sleep

[@B3RyL]

It is not a body suit for a spider. If an arthropod (basically any creepy-crawly) has 6 legs, it's a hexapod (an ant, a bee or a dung beetle), not an arachnid (a spider, a scorpion or a tick). Unless you don't want your spider to have openings for its head and butt. I which case, sure, it's a body suit for a spider, but it's also a solid case of animal abuse. And just to be clear, don't try and put spiders in all denim - they left that style behind in the 90s.

[@rachelmorrow9042]

That feel when you realize Michael is back at it again with his insanely entertaining educational videos

[@MOOGSTINE]

I missed them

[@nonamea9177]

Indeed

[@amit4rou]

Or is he?

[@cluckendip]

and somehow disturbing

[@saeedvazirian]

Does anyone remember when that youtuber asked Michael 'tits or ass?' out of nowhere and Michael.exe stopped working? My man is so innocent, I feel for him XD

[@hollyuva6233]

I don’t know why or how I’ve been on KZbin this long and not seen this channel. Oh this is such a fun channel for students.

[@editingtimothy]

He peaked 8 years ago

[@mandy2917]

People talking about holes, the toilet donut, and his craziness. Me: He just ate us and then pooped us out

[@schnozusmaximus9848]

And then ate the donut, which was right next to us. Very cool Michael

[@ziril3972]

He frightens me.

[@laurelalloro]

Michael vores you [ASMR]

[@theastrollama777]

@@laurelalloro oh no

[@hend094]

@@ziril3972 he frightens us all

[@bruhh489]

Vsauce: *explains and lists all of the holes in a human body* Hentai producers: write that down! write that down!

[@blake.aes.6521]

Underrated

[@RealDerekDean]

😂😂😂

[@viktornaychev7447]

make this top comment!

[@gin1747]

Kinky porn producers: this is where the fun begins The women: I'm boutta end my own career

[@elijahzufalligeanordnung1843]

lol

[@v.mathisiii5999]

Micheal in 2013: You are the center of the universe Micheal in 2020: You are a hole

[@Joyful_Jo_]

Woah

[@CGoody564]

At least 7 holes, actually

[@michaelcousins6091]

you spelled his name wrong :(

[@svenjansen2134]

ffs get his name right

[@v.mathisiii5999]

Thanks for the likes!, of you want to know what video I was referring to it is “Travel Inside a Black Hole”. Also, my bad I got his name wrong 😬

[@Caller8194]

You touched on a lot of quite difficult pure maths (surjectivtity and infectivity, functions pre-images, set theory, topology) and yet made it accessible to anyone regardless of their exposure to pure maths. This is what KZbin and teaching should be all about. Great video

[@LuzzBightyear]

Imagine Michael's wife saw him holding a donut talking to a toilet bowl

[@erent1476]

Buzz Lightyear kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4iQkoKsrrRsZ68

[@flyingchicken6720]

bro no one cares that you attempted to self promote

[@mohammednajl5950]

FlyingChicken - Brawl Stars I reported him, he’s probably a bot

[@bredrick.]

and then eat the toilet water donut

[@EasyWater]

And then eating it 😂

[@butterflyman33]

“your body isn’t a doughnut. It’s a body suit for a spider.” -Vsauce 2020

[@thephoenixempyre2300]

Oooooooooh I really don't like that

[@butterflyman33]

The Phoenix Empyre can’t hide from the truth.

[@obamnaprismus]

And what the hell is that supposed to mean?

[@obamnaprismus]

Oh nevermind, it actually makes sense

[@butterflyman33]

NIGGACHU it mean you = spider-suit = Spider-Man = super hero = the avengers = alliance = countries = land = the earth = planet = matter = everything = the universe = existence = nothing so you = nothing

[@Kriss_941]

mom: wtf are you doing? me: rubbing garlic on my feet...

[@magistercat4126]

I did that and that happends

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Wario: That's my boi!

[@sran438]

🤮

[@venomfortres]

Also if you dip soy sauce on your sac... *you can taste it*

[@AndysSlides]

"Let's go back to the body before we get A HEAD of ourselves" Thank you Michael for that

[@korysoda]

Vsauce: How many holes does a human have? Vsauce 3 minutes later: h o l e s d o n t e x i s t

[@josephabbe971]

Kory Kat So do I exist?

[@Neon_Ade3]

@@erent1476 go AWAY

[@watermelon2485]

@@erent1476 stop advertising

[@julia-jv9gp]

@@erent1476 I'm reporting u for unwanted commercial content and spam : )

[@ChristmasTurki]

not 3 mins

[@letwen]

Title: How many holes does a human have? Vsauce: The holes might not even exist Me: ok

[@Atli-gm1gc]

what?

[@stabgan]

@kptins underrated reply

[@abirneji]

@kptins wait this isn't porn?

[@lucielsloml]

like number 700 *BOI*

[@schaunichtaufmeinprofilbil568]

Its exist kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWG3n3qwq6t3jac

[@caryd67]

“Don’t eat the toilet doughnut don’t ea... ahhhh nooo he ate the toilet doughnut

[@Merlincat007]

The best case scenario is he ate a clean wet donut that didnt actually go in the toilet (like in a cup beside the camera). But either way he ate a wet donut and that's just gross haha

[@failsaferecords]

I'm hoping it was from a bowl of water, and not a toilet bowl. either way. unnecessary

[@jayah6227]

@@failsaferecords Bruh it's not toilet water. Just imagine yourself in his place, where would you put the donut?

[@Preepster]

C Dykhuizen everything you say for now in will be a continuous quote.

[@Revenant-oq9ts]

I know it's a camera trick, but GAH!

[@Maunti]

"How many holes does a human body have?" "At least seven"

[@JCW7100]

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here." Ahh to hear those words again!

[@Spike_]

Yes

[@pnutdraws]

its so good to hear it again

[@muneebelahi7580]

Ah hell yea

[@muneebelahi7580]

Everybody's a gansta until vsauce music starts playing in 2020

[@futuremapper_]

Ikr

[@stefanfilewicz]

this guy would be good to waste time in school when the teacher asks him a question.

[@vinestick]

Computer Master he’ll stay after school and through summer break

[@terriolancer5783]

Lol yeah his answer doesn't have an ending

[@chicken_stewer5432]

Digging a hole without an end

[@LulitaInPita]

I bet he bullshitted his way through his high school essays... Given my experience with high school essays I would say that his teachers would've given him pretty bad grades for going off subject so many times.

[@Smile-uu2yg]

they would learn their lesson the first time and just avoid him completely.

[@Hanzel06]

"Do you know what hole really is?" "It's a word" thank you vsauce

[@milanthakkar9493]

Hansel wei

[@sly_roccoon]

this is not a pipe

[@guillermojrboy3292]

All words are made up.

[@Sip_Dhit]

But you're vsause

[@welo2681]

where is that in the video please set time mark (XX:XX)

[@urmumhot7383]

19:02 I think if there was a bullet in my chest I wouldn't be concerned over how many new holes I had. I would be dead.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Michael is just having a contest against himself to see how crazy his videos can get.

[@talhahhussain5603]

Or is he?

[@bujarhaziri26]

Soggy toilet water donut

[@inhaleaesthetic]

He's just trying to bait the out of context channels. If you think about it, they're good advertising.

[@frankwontdieyt_2665]

Everyone: michael’s back!! Michael: Or am I? *CUE THE MUSIC*

[@Gee000]

HES BACK

[@MrMarshallMan3]

Moon Men by Jake Chudnow

[@er.you2594]

lol

[@swordchucks777]

Cashier: "That'll be one dollar please." Michael: "Here's four quarters. That makes a dollar.." Cashier: "Okay." Michael: "....OR DOES IT?" Cashier: "Please, God no....."

[@tophiphi]

Not again this is the 10th time this day

[@afrini]

@@tophiphi So underrated comment

[@mazzyjazzy5593]

Oml I am done xD

[@patrickjosebuchner7677]

​@@Bran_Flakesx7 *spitting* some facts for money

[@ShadowCooper77]

@@tophiphi So he spent 10 dollars... OR DID HE??

[@ck1011Original]

I rubbed fresh garlic on my foot and the only thing I got was a divorce

[@covenantfue66]

beginning: how many holes does a human have? 10 minutes later *punching a piece of clay*

[@sleepingwhale]

🤣

[@suburbeliciousd9241]

Me: walks into bathroom Micheal: eating toilet doughnuts Me: ... Micheal: how many holes do you have?

[@SparkleCakezz]

HAHAHA thank you for this comment 😂😂

[@Greenbearls]

Oh My. Why do I read these comments?

[@lazarface2460]

*vsauce theme intensifies*

[@crazyfrogeo]

yes yes micheal

[@Duran12617]

Imagine being the motion graphic artist to work on this. Just re-reading the script over and over rubbing your temples thinking “oh god, how the hell am I gonna pull this one off”

[@gustavlindberg6900]

*profuse sweating*

[@Myself-yf5do]

"...where'd the hole go?" My head, that's where. Now I have a hole in my head. Thanks a lot, Michael.

[@PapSosID]

"Don't bite into that donut, DO NOT bite into that donut Michael, I swear to god" *couple seconds later* "Oh my god you bit into the donut"

[@erent1476]

PapSos | kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4iQkoKsrrRsZ68

[@eristonjuan]

don't worry, he didn't actually bit into the donut, he only bit the donut

[@yourname9577]

@@eristonjuan *yeah...*

[@legoanakinskywalker6094]

@@erent1476 bro stop self premoting thats not how to get subs

[@xJackkHD]

@@legoanakinskywalker6094 either he's a bot or he's an idiot

[@brownie8655]

The 5 second rule doesn't work in the toilet Michael: or does it *Cue vsauce music*

[@theletter_a3450]

He did do a video on the 5 second rule

[@Black-Sun_Kaiser]

Lmao

[@TheRambunctious]

It’s really rare that you get someone with the curiosity and intelligence of an academic and the performative skill of an actor. We are living in the best possible timeline I love you VSauce

[@victorcarranza6902]

Or are we?

[@ramilkhalilli4948]

@@victorcarranza6902 underrated

[@RafaelMunizYT]

@@victorcarranza6902 how many timelines are there?

[@spiiikes]

@@RafaelMunizYT Wait - don’t answer that just yet. What, exactly, is that which we call “time” ??

[@sadflix8754]

@@RafaelMunizYT according to that one episode in community with the pizza and the dice, there’s six and judging by the extreme lack of paintball wars and time travel, I’d say we’re neither in the darkest nor the true timeline Wait no it’s seven Wait, is there a timeline for each creature that lives? HOW MANY TIMELINES IS THERE?

[@Chleosl]

This video is like the pure perfect form of youtube video. Attentioning our 'perceive of what Value' with interesting intro, and make a 'well-abstracted, or, 'textified' form of Idea-Value Communicating' with the main part.

[@MikeChai13]

Michael: -Ate a wet donut -Is growing out his beard -Going down the rabbit hole in 2020 We are ready for more.

[@thesussyfoodcridictofameri2687]

*toilet donut

[@UnknownPikmin]

@@thesussyfoodcridictofameri2687 piss donut piss donut

[@hannah-ne1lh]

I screamed when he ate the donut

[@zamarion101]

@@hannah-ne1lh same hahaha

[@ImperialZorn686]

@@hannah-ne1lh same

[@frankejk]

everybody gangsta until Micheal says 'Or are they?' *music starts playing*

[@tsegazerom6018]

269 likes NICE

[@LuigiCotocea]

Yep he gets

[@thickbrickdaddy27]

Or should we

[@joshplatojohn12345hsbs]

*Adds “rub garlic clove on foot” to reminders*

[@toceeno874]

Did you do it?

[@alexthomas7754]

How did it turn out?

[@reshmiles3583]

What did your experiment result in?

[@kassauoyt3524]

@@reshmiles3583 i did it acctualy worked lmao pretty cool try it yourself

[@subhasisbiswas1113]

@@kassauoyt3524 A man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.

[@OkHumans]

The first 50 seconds was absolute horror, will i ever recover??