DISTORTIONS

KZbin FanFest with HP in Mumbai: www.youtubefanf...
Follow Michael Stevens: / tweetsauce SOURCES BELOW
Guy (editor/production): / guylar
music from: / jakechudnow and www.audionetwor...
Celestia 3D space software: sourceforge.net...
Another great visualization of star locations in 3D space: moebio.com/exom...
minutephysics video about why it's dark at night: • Why is it Dark at Night?
my video on moving illusions: • Moving Illusions
rolling shutter effect: www.diyphotogra...
Rolling shutter media:
guitar strings: • Guitar Oscillations Ca...
boingboing.net/...
imgur.com/YQrBF
upload.wikimedi...
en.wikipedia.or...
• Real Time Rolling Shutter
Big Dipper 3D: upload.wikimedi...
Voyager: voyager.jpl.nas...
angular diameter of celestial objects:
danbliss.blogsp...
apod.nasa.gov/a...
mikkolaine.blog...
www.slate.com/b...
rolling shutter effect and galaxies:
www.madsci.org/...
physics.stackex...
good passage about light-nanoseconds: books.google.co...
galactic year: en.wikipedia.or...
wiki pages on light dimming causes:
en.wikipedia.or...
bit.ly/1g2Suuh
en.wikipedia.or...

[@joeburch6754]

What if it's not just an effect and Michael's physically doing that himself? I've seen enough of this guy out of context to believe it.

[@harisjutt69]

_og_

[@sezginhocaoglu8704]

What have you done..

[@overlordcringe2715]

Bruh

[@gmuffin4543]

1,000th like

[@curtisleblanc5897]

"There's a high probability of it." - Another T-101

[@scooble_]

“Or is it?” *turns into barcode*

[@bloopbag]

💀-

[@Wahid_on_youtobe]

Jojo

[@christinekaiser8806]

-💀-

[@Oliver-ku1tf]

Dojyaaaa~n

[@johnnyjoestarwithdrip6960]

Valentine,Bakana

[@goobgoobgoob]

Just imagine seeing the Andromeda Galaxy in our night sky. Beautiful. also michael please come back

[@XrisD147]

I've actually searched for it myself, using apps and small telescopes, it's very faint.

[@ihsahnakerfeldt9280]

@@XrisD147 You can it see it with the naked eye though

[@tovarishchblyad3616]

We need Michael back and Sam O’Nella to post more

[@soloshikei]

@@tovarishchblyad3616 agreed

[@KPIBM]

He back. The prophecy has returned.

[@MakisigGaming]

Michael’s physical appearance has been edited to look like distorted. Or is it?

[@stare4539]

verified with 30 likes and no replies

[@aestheticallypantha2462]

@@stare4539 49*

[@chillboard4904]

69 likes. Nice.

[@aestheticallypantha2462]

@@chillboard4904 nobody better like it We need this to stay as 69

[@stare4539]

69 likes

[@ultrawankerobliterator420]

*** materializes *** *_hey Vsauce, Michael here_*

[@snazzy1050]

How to do italic?

[@Duncan3]

put "-" around it

[@richtigmann1]

-no putting a - makes it strike through-

[@prismancy7182]

you put _ around the words you want to italicize.

[@fresko6527]

_ok_ *ok*

[@Todomo]

This went from "Cameras mess up stuff" To "Nothing we see is real"

[@itzstormy9733]

100th like

[@kartonrad]

And returned to, dont be sad, everything you see is in a sense, real, everything is relative. But yeah i know vsauce topics often go all over the place

[@iwannabeamemechannel4198]

I am the like 300 ♡

[@MrL0LiTube]

welcome to Vsauce

[@arthurfontes7326]

and talking about the size o fthe universe in the middle

[@MrYeast555]

You can’t escape lag even in real life :(

[@ZachariahMBaird]

Your comment lagged.

[@zerofriends5592]

In the time it took to read you comment. I have traveled 2035 miles. This doesnt change anything. You're still a douche, in the past

[@geometryjosh21]

*_PING_*

[@sunshinybean1179]

It's called *forza horizon 4*

[@geometryjosh21]

@@sunshinybean1179 oof

[@atomicwinter31]

I love wiggly michael, it fits his wiggly character.

[@mr.correction8106]

Student : whats distortions Vsauce : great question but first of all whats normal

[@piercecabral1166]

I reply to thIs cuz im Gay

[@driesbennett308]

Yeet

[@lorelo.]

@@piercecabral1166 Get nae nae'd.

[@kennie1312]

Vsauce: you're welcome

[@bingbonghafu]

What kind of HIV has infected this reply section

[@DiscocheeseGaming]

Me: *sees video was uploaded in 2014* Me: “oh that’s not that long ag- *6 YEARS AGO*

[@luisp.3788]

same

[@808pdb]

Yep

[@Gabrielcezar94]

It’s not that old relative to earth’s time :p

[@stalinneger5029]

@@Gabrielcezar94 true

[@abandonedacc02]

Lol

[@msalerno916]

me: *perpetually has nightmares about a stretchy VSauce monster*

[@msalerno916]

i got 39 likes but that doesn’t change the fact that i was completely serious

[@cloudlesskey1294]

What about 54?

[@ausore9832]

KITRS916 SMASH 5 also 63 likes.

[@snowisthebestweather]

I think you mean to say that you'll have wet dreams about a stretchy VSauce monster

[@sirboringname]

100 likes must change your mind

[@None-Trick_Pony]

11:00 This is what you turn into when you watch too much Vsauce.

[@lore644]

They became v *sauce*

[@thefunkiestswag]

Do u know what that songs called?

[@arthurpeters1996]

@@thefunkiestswag jake chudnow makes all the songs

[@jhinabloomingflower807]

hahahaha 😆

[@tooktookishere]

​@@lore644I was literally just about to say that!

[@dewi2211]

"distorted michael is not real, he cannot hurt you" distorted michael:...............or can I

[@silvermoon2999]

°-°

[@NightySevenn]

Or is it?

[@therandomshow1265]

Haha

[@goutamboppana961]

or can't i?

[@BraveCat9927]

Normal Micheal: weeell... technically.. YAH.

[@Randoman590]

Ok, no joke, that rolling shutter effect as you walk around the Editor is freaking amazing

[@alltime10s]

Still our favorite KZbinr!!!

[@Vsauce]

aw gee, thanks!

[@dudelolwot]

Still my favourite fact giver! (AllHomo :)

[@andreasvlad5924]

i have learned more from you 2 then any of my teachers at school

[@dancushing9913]

You too should open a youtube school.

[@dancushing9913]

two*

[@liriomusic4391]

I will forever hold a small sadness that our night sky could be filled with uncountable galaxies and cosmic works of art, if only our eyes were made to see them

[@Mutisi0n]

Be not too sad, we'd be seeing ghosts

[@TheCrimsonFist501]

Old Cameras are funny, in my grand fathers school photo he was stood at one end, and ran to the other side before the picture was fully taken and shows up on both sides of the class.

[@Hermann493]

maybe he just teleported

[@balsak1535]

Hermann493 confirmed

[@mmhoss]

You can accomplish that with any camera today in manual mode and a timed run

[@stephenhawkingscousin357]

yeah, it's patched now :(

[@LucasIsHereYT]

Put the link in the replies.

[@summermeeks813]

Classic Vsauce words: Or is it..? *music starts*

[@vgveson6409]

Alpha Eve ikr lmao

[@JakeTreola]

But What IS It? And How Many Can We Fit Into The earths Sun? To Find This We Need To Start With Toilet Seats.

[@ThePrimoZ]

You know shit's about to get real when you hear that music

[@bentton7311]

· Polarize · I

[@CowllHatesHumanity]

· Polarize · or can you?

[@theradiantdehd3997]

It's kind of a shame that everything in space appears so dim. If we could see it all at night, it would probably be mind blowing.

[@ΛάζαροςΓκιόκας]

imagine looking up the sky and seeing all the nebula's and Andromeda

[@moversti92]

Lets petition Elon Musk to invent a space cleaner that removes the black stuff covering the cool things!

[@Spellweaver5]

It's still mind blowing to look at the sky far away from big cities. Especially, in my experience, closer to the equator. I'd love to see Australian sky one day too.

[@maxpolentz4569]

TheRadiantDehd but would it? We’d be so used to it

[@sophiya2675]

Well it would be more like celebrating diwali every night........ but whatever it would be simply amazing

[@gsav1320]

I love these videos because there is exactly a ZERO % chance you will predict why he’s gonna make next the topics are so random but he makes them so well

[@aristocat3012]

10:58 longbodied vsauce, a nearly extinct creature

[@CitrusyGuy]

Underrated comment

[@neutronenstern.]

11:04 the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

[@zzztriplezzz5264]

Loup Productions underrated comment

[@lookatme7032]

L🤣L

[@vincentzhu5791]

lol this made my day

[@ayyerr]

so how tall are you? my feet are 6 light nanoseconds away from me

[@girl-xk2db]

_hold up_

[@randomguy-jd8su]

_hold up_

[@randomguy-jd8su]

_hold up_

[@akirakurusu861]

up hold

[@trulyfog]

pu dloh

[@PuhlReshaped]

0:01 *L O A D I N G V S A U C E*

[@nicolassegonds-pichon5009]

Damn I've browsed alot of funny comments here, but this one is a hidden gem.

[@LoLingVo]

*L O A D I N G V S 🅱️ U C E* Also, underrated comment

[@johnnyboy2979]

DUDE SPELL "VSAUCE" RIGHT

[@PuhlReshaped]

@@johnnyboy2979 thanks it was a typo

[@johnnyboy2979]

@@PuhlReshaped sorry

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

3:00 This image of all the constellations still blows my mind! Looks so cool.

[@WoodesosGuitarMods]

Technically this means everyone and everything you see, is from the past. Wow.

[@bruceturnbull4219]

You know that there's already a Vsauce video on that topic, right?

[@michaeljs7704]

Woodeso's Guitar Mods well its no joke that regardless of how we see it, we are time travellers both to the past and future. even looking at my hand up close to my face i am going 1 light nanosecond into the past

[@dustinjames1268]

Woodeso's Guitar Mods If you take it one step further, nothing you know is real. What you see isn't what's actually in the universe, but simply the light coming from it, what you hear isn't sound at all, and your sense of touch can easily be fooled by simply turning your tongue upside down. The brain is so hilariously limited that we dont even have a way of beginning to think about what the universe really is, or what we're truly experiencing. It puts life in perspective.

[@ferguschalmers8911]

Dustin James Physics-1 Brain-0

[@MK73DS]

Woodeso's Guitar Mods So, we technically don't live in the present ... double wow O_o

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Doctor: “You are in a mental hospital” Michael: “Or am I” Doctor: “You are, good sir."

[@abgb2008]

Or am i

[@ceocerberus]

everywhere i go, i see him

[@chrjstiann]

69th like... *nice* also, jellal, hi again, for the 4th time...

[@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802]

Ah yes, the guy who rarely makes a funny comment

[@Stonecargo21]

*CATCH ME IF U CAN* 0:29 NO SIR-

[@arkamaji2957]

What if Michael actually looks like 0:16 but his other pictures are distorted to look normal? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@Smickster01]

is vision relative? nice question.

[@Smickster01]

@@WlLDSAKE :) which half will you keep? the half with all the universes in it or the other half with all the universes in it? :)

[@sammitchell6513]

what do you mean "if"?

[@umg8356]

WlLDSAKE but first, what is the sun? is the sun even real?

[@monkeymicah9775]

What if everyone is like that??

[@pumpkin876]

I love everything about Vsauce I love the way Michael teaches as you as if your his student while being fun and enjoyable at the same time, I love how there isn’t drama inside the channel There is no swearing no impropriate nature Michael and Vsauce all together are the perfect embodiment of curiosity and intelligence inside humankind And as always thanks for reading

[@hoodio]

this man has very profoundly shaped the way i perceive reality, I'm just sitting there for hours watching a man question if chairs really do exist but it's soo rich in brain candy

[@R_ohit]

@@hoodio fr I love this man hats off

[@undergroundsequence]

Or his he?

[@SuperDjr22]

10:55 the ghosts in Luigi’s mansion getting vacuumed

[@neutronenstern.]

11:04 the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

[@aftermath7]

That's Genjutsu

[@TaunellE]

Luigi: "And I started as a plumber."

[@None-Trick_Pony]

Fuck you, now I wanna bust open my GameCube and play it even though there are other things I'd rather do.

[@genericname3685]

Instagram people: #nofilter Their background:

[@ricklominguez168]

Underated

[@NoodleErik]

Underated

[@ndjs]

an actual original comment wow honestly haven't seen one of those in years

[@idkanameforthis]

SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS....gfgggg

[@requiem1397]

Their background is this: 10:57

[@joshuavickers4143]

6:26 if you put it at 0.25 speed you can see a beach in-between London and Sydney

[@the_m_original]

6:29 *

[@magnussankaran1097]

I think it might be the closest landmass to the half way point between London and Sydney, maybe not tho

[@ruubyss1]

That is the sky you uncultured swine

[@uberdawg6284]

dude you should check your eyes, thats not a beach mate

[@rlsht101]

6:30 why did his voiced changed

[@Pepeutra]

I love Vsauce because I either come out intrigued "Oh..." or with an existential crisis "OH!"

[@DinoPon3]

10:57 on my way to work.

[@ianciborowski2983]

On my way to steal yo girl ahah

[@hhhfff7953]

+Ian Ciborowski Chav.

[@tommypepper1796]

Ok that was funny XD

[@purpisdus3118]

Lol yes

[@mahabubhasan47]

lol

[@Danteeth]

me: *moves an inch* my dog thinking its playtime: 0:01

[@k3nz1e73]

Captain Dantee'th legit do accurate

[@idiotuk]

you mean p l a y t i m e

[@eewag1]

Captain Dantee'th I don’t get it

[@SuminSugar]

Can I get 1000 Subs? don’t worry you’re not dumb (🙄jeez cmon dude) anyway, he/she’s saying that their dog thinks the owner wants to play when they make the smallest movements so it’s funny because the dog ‘appears’ out of nowhere

[@idiotuk]

Only In One Scenario.

[@kaozbender]

Give that editor a raise.

[@SwampySauceGaming]

Indeed, that shit was awesome lol

[@ConvexFever5]

Give that man a Cookie

[@Rick_McDick]

Thats up to you based on how many ads you click

[@Faildarkness]

Actually I think It's Micheal self doing the effects

[@HeyLook287]

You're stupid...he credits his editor at the end, way to not watch the whole video.

[@skylarkelsch]

I know I'm late to the party, but this is the best channel on youtube by far

[@W00PIE]

Me too, just seen it!

[@wtz_under]

dont feel bad about it, this channel is still getting my attention

[@nathansos8480]

A-yep.

[@Clay_H]

Yeah I just started my two week vsauce faze

[@andromedagalaxy6060]

Well now I gotta wait a long time to see you guys

[@hitimetravel]

Andromeda Galaxy Hi i’m a shark your a galaxy and we are both on the internet talking to each other and apparently what we are doing is possible somehow.

[@katrinaisoffline]

No matter what you do don't contact Earth.

[@tiramitsuko]

Please stay away from our Milky Way. We don't want to well...I don't know..... *-DIE?-*

[@ethang.8238]

By the time u got here I don't even know if humans will exist

[@Somewhere50]

Hi friend.

[@andrewbowers8402]

Come for the science, stay for the existential crisis

[@carsonphillips8008]

If I see my feet where they were, and I walk, does that mean my feet are time traveling

[@aurelia8028]

nononono. thats kurtzgesagt's job

[@tuberyou1149]

Crisis? What crisis?

[@tuberyou1149]

Supertramp.

[@quackymoo8553]

Soccer player: *misses the ball* Also the soccer player: darn the lag!

[@sabeehqureshi9418]

Football

[@skeptica]

Soccer

[@user-lz5kh3un8z]

@@sabeehqureshi9418 handcube

[@cadefilms4072]

Soccer

[@novak_here]

dang, even after 10 years these videos dont feel old, it feels like it was uploaded a week or month ago.

[@emiliamarsh7259]

It's sad how we may never have a chance to explore space to it's full extent; how would mere humans travel to other galaxies, if even light can't do it fast enough? Space is too beautiful not to be experienced by someone. It makes me really sad.

[@xavierrodriguez2463]

Alcumbierre Drive

[@iceesrule75]

Emilia Marsh Its called superpowers

[@AvinashHeral]

Need to find/create dark energy first

[@emiliamarsh7259]

What are you guys on about? Sure, the Alcubierre drive could be a solution, but it's just a theory - and humans don't have superpowers, Sherlock - Dark energy/matter is everywhere in our universe, _everywhere_, we just can't see it.

[@AvinashHeral]

What I meant was first we need to observe dark matter/energy in such way so as to harness them. Currently, we have not been successful in doing that.

[@ninonaka3565]

I managed to pause it in the speed travel bit. ...I feel so achieved.

[@eugyy_]

PIRATE BOOTY same

[@sciblastofficial9833]

GrezCom Only 3 images. Sydney, Indian Ocean and London

[@LiveMusicSuX]

Or just pause it a few second before and use , and . to scroll parts of seconds? :)

[@artelectual_ua7789]

6:29

[@nicholasroche2040]

Same

[@SoulSukkur]

spooky spaghetti man

[@CarlosAM1]

SoulSukkur cool

[@ZorillaMyrid181]

Why am I laughing so damn hard!?

[@ZorillaMyrid181]

Probably because the stupid shit is the best...

[@alteskonto1145]

Nightmare

[@lmdurrett]

Me: burger Vsause: A sandwich that is shaped like a circle with a circle of meat in it

[@DiscontinuedForNow215]

10:39 me going to the fridge at night

[@scritch8833]

ok.

[@nerftoast]

I like to circle around my fridge too

[@bilaltausif9007]

Among us player detected lol

[@nonamea9177]

Janie indeed

[@user_hat]

so cursed

[@cosmicbagels8207]

Wait, so andromeda could be gone and we wouldn't know

[@mstticr]

Screen changer Correct! Sunlight from our sun takes 8 minutes to get to us, so in theory, if the sun exploded or something, we wouldn’t know until 8 minutes after it happened!

[@cosmicbagels8207]

Holy cow I have 14 likes

[@JakubSinakl]

The Earth would probably be destroyed by the Sun before the disappearance of Andromeda would be visible from the place we were in.

[@lotus7781]

Yes unless we waited many thousands of years

[@josephykrakowsky]

Millions*

[@TheAquaAuthor]

a typical vsauce episode: The world is not flat the world is not a sphere either L E T ' S C U T T HE P L A N E T I N H A L F

[@richtigmann1]

that's a lotta damage

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3OulZWYhqd4gNk

[@richtigmann1]

@@ninjabluefyre3815 whoa that's a lot of damage to his sanity

[@richtigmann1]

@@ninjabluefyre3815 it's really funny

[@kanyefan74loveyoukanye14]

@FT Gamer no, the shape of the earth is micheal

[@Lilyjem39]

I love Michael and vsauce so much, I learn answers to questions I never even had and start to grow out and explore new questions and new ideas

[@jaridkeen123]

its sad that we have light pollution so we cant see stars anymore, I mean we can but only when the lights are off

[@luke2751]

10:39 Me with my sleep paralysis demon

[@AG.Floats]

Oh please everyone and their mom claims to have that shit these days because it got super popular and talked about online. I bet you have never even been to a sleep doctor and been diagnosed. Sleep demon. Please. This isn't the medieval ages anymore.

[@Mini-gm7hr]

@@AG.Floats just calm down or distorted Michael will haunt your dreams

[@SkullZie]

@Kibate there was one time i talked in my sleep and woke up screaming NO and nearly fell off my bed. It was about my dad turning into a red dragon and i kept saying "NO DADDY, DONT TURN INTO A DRAGON, NOOOOO" O and there was this one time i realized i was in a dream, it was at my old school in wetwang and they had some sorta sale there and i got some stuff, i ate some food. But since i didnt have money i asked dad if he could go get some for me and he did. Then i couldnt move and a red sign popped up infront of me saying "wake up" and then i tried waking up but i failed and then i woke up

[@SkullZie]

O and for some reason a dream made me scared of tv's, so i was dreaming that i was flying inside of what looked like a TV, and while i was looking down there were loads of people in old clothes down there screaming in pain and everything was coloured red then i woke up, and one time i had a dream when my mom got hit by a truck and i cried

[@jackandy1736]

@@AG.Floats Can you even take a joke?

[@Tongue2Flagpole25]

10:32 He says it's just an effect, but my heart wants to believe Michael can teleport.

[@ludvigbergqvist]

I was expecting that this video would be 2.5 million years long so that the entire light journey towards it could be shown

[@CommanderTK9091]

Woman: I’m pregnant, and it’s yours. Dude: 0:27

[@sethjansson5652]

Omfg underrated as hell...

[@Navoii.]

Good

[@YousefTobail]

hahha underrated

[@arisubagyo]

The dude literally asked that

[@kkaaiittlliinn]

i’m dying

[@squittlequeen2282]

I want Vsauce to be my physics teacher please

[@scootssb]

Skittle Queen same

[@Mars8765]

You literally have 69 likes.

[@BorisNoiseChannel]

aren't you Vsauce?

[@maladaptvs]

I want him as my everything teacher

[@sophiya2675]

Well i guess he's diong the same here on you tube ...................

[@MrJubbs22]

i think i learned more from vsauce than i did from from high school

[@MrBoss71210]

+Ross Sauce 30% of my acknowledges are from school :(

[@Trollypolly975]

+Shisoka • are from school ? Are you sure you even have knowledge

[@Deepsand23]

+Ross Sauce i totally agree with you

[@MattTheMonkey]

+Ross Sauce my school plays his videos all the time in class.

[@Deepsand23]

MattTheMonkey lucky you v_v

[@dabolife1]

Or is it? I would like to thank you, and as always, thanks for watching.

[@useless9771]

Aight

[@pianopianist5709]

Aight

[@CyPorter]

Vsauce with my coffee in the morning, great way to start the day.

[@gloriousfade97]

HugeStallionCock why are u such a jerk, he did nothing to deserve your pointlessly rude comment. -_-

[@TheMisterNg]

Sad, sad person.

[@darthvatrayen]

gloriousfade97 Just look at his username.

[@ryno4ever433]

Cy Porter Agreed

[@Ropefish98]

i dont get it? how is it sad and or rude? or did he change what he said . . .

[@smashedeight7012]

Oh look, its michael trying to give us existential crisis again!

[@GgTTV828]

Trying-? he did. Or did he?

[@cartoonmaster2401]

Yay! :D Michael: But what truly _is_ "Yay"? (theme starts)

[@PyroYeet]

I think my brain gives me those, i sens them to him and he makes videos of them, because these videos clone my brainwaves

[@PMoney-sk7kb]

Thumbnail: “Hey Vicheal! Msauce here!”

[@kirra6248]

Pronounced "mee-sauce"

[@noedd]

WHERE IS THE MSAUCE

[@mythicalaureus2826]

Oh yeah yeah

[@beepyyy]

hey v! mikesauce here.

[@zentiph]

Also, I am made of MSauce. *shoots* *blue goop is blown out of his head*

[@Rhias.Altera]

imagine if galaxies were actually giant crosses but only look like giant spirals because of the rolling shutter effect

[@abhinqv3490]

m i l k y w a y g a l a x y d i s k

[@paoloallegretti8862]

I thought this was a tutorial for distortion in after effecs. But it was so interesting I actually watched the whole video and subscribed.

[@enricobianchi4499]

pizza margherita

[@Vortex1000]

pickle defib

[@pasdor9936]

Oh that’s the vsauce effect

[@originalname8338]

one of us. one of us. one of us.

[@originalname8338]

@@agilitykissa ?

[@boblin7541]

Me: asking 1 question. Michael: answers 14145516 questions

[@L11_Restart]

thx for giving away ur password

[@ailishbleshoj3998]

Or did he?

[@idkanameforthis]

SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS....gfgggg

[@bogdanostaficiuc6385]

@@idkanameforthis stfu bot

[@idkanameforthis]

@@bogdanostaficiuc6385 nah I ain't a bot

[@jassimsalam]

1:13 Imagine the sheer horror experienced by this kid after looking at the photo 😂

[@erikhendrych190]

I don't have to imagine anything. :D

[@unknownalien3837]

@@erikhendrych190 Really? This was you?

[@erikhendrych190]

@@unknownalien3837 Haha no but I was horrified :D

[@andistansbury4366]

*Its not an illusion*

[@MisterUrDailyDoge]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how he never fails to confuse us!

[@fionahoney]

10:54: me finishing the presentation for the class I know I failed

[@qusaiagha5852]

I second this

[@boppenhagen9062]

Yes i also start to be distorted and spin around

[@idlesquadron7283]

@@boppenhagen9062 lol

[@ihavenoidea2805]

*thanks for watching*

[@mynameisrosiex4555]

Vsauce: Let’s talk about distortions Me, a guitarist: *Heavy breathing*

[@haydenedwards7091]

Excited metal guitarist noises

[@tuck3532]

Aaaayyy guitar bros 🖖

[@sendosnu9814]

Same lmao I was going to say this

[@cupofjoe1785]

Can't relate I play the clarinet

[@pwm_vrt6]

The main reason I came here lmao

[@dahyuna7980]

Vsauce:starts talking about lag *5 minutes later...* Also Vsauce: talks about if the helix nebula wasn’t so dim

[@biganguria]

The Joker is the most chaotic character ever!! Michael: *spirals away *

[@3spoons366]

0:09 my temporary tattoo after getting wet

[@swarnimvajpai6373]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍👍

[@mousearts7079]

That’s the only one that made me laugh

[@soinaisthebestest3270]

XD

[@therandomshow1265]

Heh

[@ap1jpanimations920]

@@mousearts7079 Same XD

[@theraymondtwinsanimalcross9250]

Me: Looks under bed The spider under my bed: 0:01

[@ailishbleshoj3998]

Me: Yay! Spider!q Come here, buddy!

[@theomni1012]

The spiders behind by bed: 0:28

[@gabrocki]

Astronomy is one of the most interesting sciences ever. If not THE most. (for a non-professional, at least)

[@durdleduc8520]

Definitely. Despite my heightening love in the sciences surrounding psychology, astronomy will always be amazing to me and I will never not be interested in it.

[@bigj2105]

I’m only in highschool. But Vsauces y’all of space as interested me so much, I’m 100% going to pursue a career in physics and astronomy. I could talk about it for hours. It’s just so cool that all that stuff is up there, and we’ll never be able to reach them all

[@rwandansteven6345]

gabrocki Quantom physics are fucking crazy

[@rwandansteven6345]

Is*

[@Mexitian]

BigJ210 samee im a junior taking physics next yr for an astronomy career, we should talk about astronomy stuff :p

[@TaidaAle]

cant believe carmen got to him 10 years ago

[@Maicowerk]

Every time Vsauce asks a rhetorical question it jumps into 7th Guest sounding puzzle music.

[@PeterWalkerHP16c]

+Opferman Motors Dirtbiking 7th Guest. Wow, that's a blast from the past. 1994 I'd forgotten about that game. Now I do feel old. My phone has more grunt than my PC back then.

[@Amucap05]

+Opferman Motors Dirtbiking thats my favourite part

[@sneksy7530]

+Opferman Motors Dirtbiking But does he? (7th Guest Music Starts Playing)

[@Nathan-gn6bn]

+rocknexus *raises eyebrow*

[@hbaggg]

how did we go from talking about camras to talking about andromeda

[@ElektrikPichuZ]

Skaterboybob distortions

[@hbaggg]

★ Cuddlepuff ★ I'll distort your face if you dont give it to me straight

[@ElektrikPichuZ]

Skaterboybob Why?

[@hbaggg]

★ Cuddlepuff ★ T'was a joke.

[@ElektrikPichuZ]

Skaterboybob Okay :3

[@thekaticorn99]

2:16 bold of you to assume that a giant vivid drinking gourd could never appear in the sky

[@NeonYRG]

I would like a video of Michael just messing around with distortion effects for an hour.

[@W00PIE]

I recommend a distortion specialist named Jimi Hendrix.

[@tomoe6108]

God dammit eyes, why can't you let me see the cool space things

[@ΛάζαροςΓκιόκας]

yeah, like wtf bro

[@epaminontas6972]

@@ΛάζαροςΓκιόκας ναι

[@TheOlav0509]

You would be blind from how bright everything on earth was :/

[@manlymantis101]

Yep because of exposure

[@subscribefornoreason7390]

420th like

[@potatoesthatpoop5839]

Vsauce but every time he says something scientific the video gets more and more distorted and gains 8db.

[@sciblastofficial9833]

Potatoes That poop At the end your ears will be blown out

[@freakinnameyo7665]

Potatoes That poop no ytp

[@icic]

It would be ending up at around 3500 db

[@creeperlamoureux]

Pls no

[@pierremabille1976]

Potatoes That poop You would end up with like 1948839858994839385883829858 db

[@TrossardWasUnavailable]

0:00 loading Micheal.exe Edit: Wow, 1 year, this was long ago

[@jolaslepko2995]

MichaelCameraView.batch has stop responding. Ignore or Reload. Michael's brain: Ignore. 0:00

[@Ganerrr]

6:57 I'm not a huge fan of how this is portrayed, it spreads the misconception that the speed of light is really some sort of traditional speed limit. As you increase your energy you keep going faster, a rocket pumping out fuel will always feel like its accelerate to an observer. As you get closer to lightspeed however, space around you will contract. While some relatively stable observer might see two stars be 1ly apart, if your close to the speed of light from your perspective (assuming you are parallel to the stars) they are closer together. You're not traveling faster than light, your going some percent of it but now there's basically less distance to travel. Now lightspeed is consistent across all observers, yes, so your perspective of a 5 minute journey over what used to be 1ly would be seen as over a year long trip to an observer on Earth.

[@hamzerpanzer]

That's why he said relativistic effects aside

[@Ganerrr]

@@hamzerpanzer near that level relaitivistic effects are all there is, the notion that traveling anywhere near this close wouldn't get you there extremely fast is just wrong

[@BloodMaster104]

I would like you to talk about "subliminal messages" :)

[@mateoikica3893]

Zasto ti gledas Vsauce-a..?

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

Le Bro Fck your language

[@TruKave]

*_FRICK_* your language

[@scatological2538]

don't say those potty words

[@tannerearth0396]

Le Bro tells him to speak English when his username implies he’s European

[@ds.7760]

NASA watches his videos to learn about space.

[@hamzasenpai9697]

Bruh Pizza lmao

[@z4molxe690]

Lol

[@gorutsuhere8826]

Lol

[@wethedumbasses4302]

Bruh Pizza ha ha

[@fqidz]

Space X too

[@ahmad3832]

There should be a like button to like all of your videos by a single click

[@Hermann493]

Patriot Power there is probably a program for that :D

[@mrhappytaco7694]

WOAH GOOD IDEA!!!!

[@wicked628]

why is EVERYONE seeing this vid now lol all the replies are from like 10 hours ago

[@aaronevans2580]

i only just watched it too, been subscribed for a while

[@detectivejonesw]

stand up maths did a video on the rolling shutter effect

[@AlligatorAdam999]

Ile Vache Marine (A British Indian Ocean Territory) is the image right in the middle of our light speed journey from London to Sydney at 6:29

[@MinecraftMike]

It is kinda sad, because its hard to find hope that we can ever explore those parts of the galaxy...

[@Oce10t.]

I didn't know you liked Vsause I like him too but I love your SimCity and tornado survival series Thanks for liking guys let mike know we love him!!

[@xahmah]

Andromeda isn't a part of our galaxy, it is a galaxy.

[@zekkvot4712]

It's not hopeless at all. There's still a lot of scientific discoveries and inventions to be made. I guess a good solution to your problem would be quantum teleportation, we just need more time.

[@thomasjones338]

Dom Inic still sad though

[@teekanne15]

well we cant have/know everything. But just let us be amazed about how much we found out about this mysterious world we live in. I mean our parents couldn't watch a video about this topic and talk with people from all around the world about it.

[@yuvrajvemuri3017]

Or is it. Jesus Christ stop giving us an existential crisis every video

[@NorwayTracking]

He stopped giving (free) videos in general

[@lucienrichardson8027]

Norway Tracking Just get a free trial of yt red on a alt account. Why don't people understand this?

[@erizorico]

lol who cares

[@KyanNezhad]

@@NorwayTracking that's false he posted 20 videos on his channel D.O.N.G. this year alone. Go Subscribe to that.

[@MichiosGraphics]

@@KyanNezhad thank God someone else knows of D.O.N.G as that's where he is now, Vsauce 1 is just Mindfield... plus £10 a month isn't much, especially when the content is good, Mindfield is great.

[@cchroma_kee]

10:32 I laughed for like 10 minutes at the noodle legs

[@WWFYMN]

That is how my legs look like

[@sturmifan]

best username for this comment

[@sturmifan]

best username for this comment

[@neutronenstern.]

11:04 the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

[@WWFYMN]

neutronen stern did you have a stroke?

[@secretlysmall]

Michael: it’s certainly not realistic… or is it? *proceeds to phase out of reality*

[@qwert_au]

7:03 I would like to add that we are only seeing the light 'shadow' of Andromeda anyway. It's apparent position isn't its actual position. In the time the light has traveled from the galaxy to our eyes, the galaxy has since traveled through space also. Most of the stars you see in the sky aren't actually there. You see the light at the time it illumined from the star. In the time it took that light to travel across space to reach your eye, the star has since shifted position. I always found that thought quite humbling.

[@totobyafrica8712]

Also due to the Milky Way and andromeda moving towards each other. andromeda looks smaller than it would if light moves at an infinite speed

[@qwertydog9795]

So we're basically seeing the ghosts of stars

[@judepeixoto2379]

so does that mean andromeda is actually much closer than it appears?

[@sagittariusa9279]

@isstilinæk I guess about 5% closer...

[@qwert_au]

Sagittarius A* Much, MUCH less in terms of percentage. But quite a lot in terms of km's/parsecs/light years. I can't remember now, but I think it came to 0.0xx% ... Because Andromeda is SO LARGE, any movement it makes is not nearly as pronounced. So as observers from Earth, it's more or less in the right spot. Technically it's not, but from our viewing angle it would be difficult to impossible to tell to any degree of high certainty.

[@astrojon1003]

i just recently started watching vsauce and i'm enjoyying myself!

[@dmitricochrane3736]

Same! I Love Michael

[@owensmith4077]

enjoying = touching

[@PandaTheGFX]

Just like me when i first discovered Sasha Grey

[@twiztid571]

+VA7 for real xD

[@davidfyatto9705]

it's great! try minuetphysics too. and any other channels they recommend in their vids are worth looking at as well.

[@chrreecherry9457]

Not even a single one of your videos are bad Micheal. I really love them! You rock!!

[@-Lambda]

imagine you're just chilling at home and then Michael Vsauce materializes into your house like this 0:01

[@VioletAmery311]

one day a year, we should turn off all our lights and stare at the sky :)

[@HeisenbergT94]

every year all countries that want to participate should do this, turn the lights off for 5 minutes

[@VioletAmery311]

more like a day :D

[@MunchMoar]

We have something called earth hour.

[@VioletAmery311]

is that where all the lights go out? oh yeah! totaly forgot :P

[@serendipity4181]

and fuck up power plants

[@theknuckchuckanimations4832]

"Free month trial" Me: 0:01 "Enter your credit card number" Me: 10:56

[@cozmic8288]

Underrated

[@ihavenolife9710]

Underrated

[@sqvrxqp1167]

Relatable

[@ghostkmn5990]

I hate when people say underrated lmao. The people who found it funny liked the comment, so it is accurately rated.

[@borger7171]

Ghost KMN underrated

[@alltheaudios3162]

1+1=2 Michael: *oR Is iT?*

[@bobmiah]

Perri Loveland 1+1=11 obviously i mean what the hell are you saying

[@choco_jack7016]

10+9=21

[@nashestylez]

you stupid

[@BengVideo]

..first things first

[@exotic_poiison2547]

@@BlueMonsterYT98 r/whoooooosh because he said the continued version of the meme.

[@SeptemRoptem]

it’s amazing how these video cam be watched any time and still be extremely good.

[@chemistryguy]

Somebody got Adobe After Effects.

[@garnettraypaul]

Oooh "after" effects

[@JoshMay]

who?

[@Nmeir100]

Vsauce make me wish that i wasn't born at this time but say 5000 years from now

[@TimmehTRP]

Same.

[@goobyrainbow3670]

But the sun would be much much closer to going out by then and also the human species would probably be gone due to some sort of ridiculous meteor/black hole inflicted catastrophe

[@Gabu_]

***** No, it wouldn't. 5000 years to the universe is like what a beard-second is to us.

[@MajorWhale]

***** It will take around 500000 years before the sun is at the size when the earth will be uninhabitable. 500 years is nothing compared to that

[@TimmehTRP]

***** 5000*

[@lawrencebole2000]

Me: It’s lag I swear My friend: you’re on 9 PING shut up Me: no, it’s lag from the andromeda galaxy

[@yinyang1217]

Friend: but you're on 7 ping

[@PyroYeet]

9 ping?!?!?damm i can’t get below 50

[@ethang.8238]

Lmao yr ping would be in the quadrillions of quadrillions life would proly be over before u could get a response

[@Denial06]

Bro people are complaining about 50 ping? Over here in egypt, we get 200 ping with no complaints. To be fair, what is the point of playing COD in egypt when you could just go outside...

[@yongironi1367]

@@Denial06 at my worst I can even get 500ms to 999ms, and at that point the server just surrenders

[@phyynix2709]

Cant believe this video is 9 years old. Good quality as always man.