@@humanbeing301 i'm pretty sure walmart and target sell them too
@BasicallyPie4 жыл бұрын
Watching V-sauce is like when your science teacher gets off topic and gives like 4 speeches in half an hour
@x0o0ox_4 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@LeviAckerman-yt8og4 жыл бұрын
But better
@phildavenport41503 жыл бұрын
@Roger Loquitur Maybe you shouldn't have tried to tell him that the Earth was flat.
@dawoomaheshwari93333 жыл бұрын
@@phildavenport4150 lol
@in4mal_baker2703 жыл бұрын
@@ahumannamedcharles5329 Im starting to think his teacher didn't miss
@farris2063 жыл бұрын
This guy literally makes the most smooth yet weird transitions, like what the heck, how do you go from talking about a handsome Jack N’ A Box to talking about Mt. Everest.
@elendilion3 жыл бұрын
Video starts: "look at this toy someone gave me" End of video: "you are insignificant to aliens"
@ammarsalim11853 жыл бұрын
Idk man
@jcode19193 жыл бұрын
"The principle of yin and yang, opposites existing in harmony, is associated with ancient Chinese philosophy. But the very first use of the iconography, the classic symbol actually comes from a shield pattern used by the ancient Romans, 700 years before it's first known use in China. A connection between the two has yet to be found. Regardless of who came up with it first, the symbol was a bright idea. BUT WHAT'S THE BRIGHTEST OBJECT IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?" -Michael
@waightforrest17373 жыл бұрын
I guess the topic just...popped up?
@rgeor813 жыл бұрын
@@jcode1919 hahaha
@JongiB962 жыл бұрын
The sheer number of globes this man has in his possession is astounding.
@MigWith2 жыл бұрын
yeah, he also has a big one he walks on
@anubusx2 жыл бұрын
He should add a flat Earth to his collection.
@funtime15482 жыл бұрын
@@anubusx as a joke
@justinlewtp2 жыл бұрын
@@anubusx that's literally a map
@yari_dawg2 жыл бұрын
almost as many as the number of tabs he has on his browser
@meskayaklar96385 жыл бұрын
Micheal’s mom: He’s saying his first words! Micheal: *OR AM I?!*
@isaac81415 жыл бұрын
You see, the first words you say when you are in the stomach is small baby screams. Screams. Back in 1882 the word scream was invented. It symbolizes the first word the baby says when it's still in the stomach by a Greek philosopher known as pregnatmonaist.
@Smoothie_dude5 жыл бұрын
@@isaac8141 Or does it?
@Humanlime5 жыл бұрын
He wouldn’t say that because he would even know what that would mean at the time
@orangeinkius72575 жыл бұрын
@@Humanlime just wait until this guy hears about the new trend known as "jokes"
@Humanlime5 жыл бұрын
Orange Ink it was woooosh bait lol love doing that
@MalloryKnox.3 жыл бұрын
I really love how Michael has stayed relevant on the internet over the decade. Changing with the trends but not in a cringey way. Keeping up with the strange gen z humour. Embracing the meme he has become. Still educating and entertaining millions. I frickin love this channel
@AmazingEmerald3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@dysfallacyyt3 жыл бұрын
@@AmazingEmerald * wanna have a bad time?
@tobyisawesome3 жыл бұрын
vsauce does not use gen z humor
@mincraffkoolistgam45573 жыл бұрын
@@tobyisawesome well now he does
@poppylem3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I watch his old videos from multiple years and it doesn't even feels old
@vathirus78805 жыл бұрын
Michael : the most handsome jack-in-the-box-EVER Me : Or not?? Michael : Everest..! Me : Dammit!!
@Furo64485 жыл бұрын
Handsome jack?
@EventH0riz0n5 жыл бұрын
@@Furo6448 I think you are onto something there.
@pureadhd Жыл бұрын
About a year and a half ago, I got the special pleasure of witnessing the ISS zoom over my backyard at night. It was really cool to be able to see how fast it's moving around our planet.
@Spacebugg Жыл бұрын
@Smee Self it iss*
@Spacebugg Жыл бұрын
@Smee Self It was a joke. Which, funnily enough, is probably a good joke by this platform's standarts.
@walter9240 Жыл бұрын
@@Spacebugg that was a pretty bad joke
@WhiskeyNeaty Жыл бұрын
@smeeselffake
@bestintheband5114 Жыл бұрын
@spacebugg I thought it was a great joke
@adeadprofile24717 жыл бұрын
0:10 how flat is Earth 24:20 do I really exist?
@ianbrooks1277 жыл бұрын
😂😨😧
@AlphaBeastHD7 жыл бұрын
a DeAd PrOfiLe 24 What Vsauce thinks every time he goes to bed at night
@thebasedone21827 жыл бұрын
Vsauce sums up my everyday life, from what I must do, to what I am really
@WassupChannel7 жыл бұрын
lmao
@kazuma117917 жыл бұрын
exactly what I was thinking...had to check to see if I was on the same video lol
@DREADN0UGHTT6 жыл бұрын
Intro of this video: -This is a jack in the box of myself. -Everest is a tall mountain. -L e t s c u t t h e p l a n e t i n h a l f
@DropsKilleeer6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@notawaffle33106 жыл бұрын
to show the power of flex tape i sawed this planet in half
@Frst2nxt6 жыл бұрын
Logical progression
@chaegibson7206 жыл бұрын
That is quite Literally where my video messed up and stopped playing 😂
@aarondale47876 жыл бұрын
DREADN0UGHT o
4 жыл бұрын
"The most handsome Jack in the box ever. Everest is a mountain......" I fucking love this channel
@mynameiswalterhartwellwhite4203 жыл бұрын
Or do you?
@king_james_official3 жыл бұрын
or do you?
@Vyr003 жыл бұрын
or do you?
@dari93453 жыл бұрын
or do you?
@trolled35053 жыл бұрын
no i dont
@bobjones7908 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things to teach is the scale of the solar system (and other big or small systems). Basketball is the Sun, make models of all the planets and get class to line up outside. That is often the only thing they will remember. Looking a numbers on paper or pictures or videos just doesn't do it the same way.
@Dawg347 Жыл бұрын
You’re gonna love mark rober’s video.
@Roman-R-20093 ай бұрын
Exactly. If you scale The Sun down to a meter across, Earth would be 110 meters away, Jupiter would be 560 m, and Neptune would be over 3km away. It's outstanding to see our Solar System in it's true scale.
@key-tg1ih4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that, with captions on, the last line of the video is “[music reinforcing existential crisis]”
@JeskaiEye4 жыл бұрын
Also, at 16:26 the captions say "The Earth is isn't flat like a plane (or is it?)"
@beckdaman64424 жыл бұрын
Merfolk Surprise on that one if you don’t have the uk captions on it just shows it like normal
@eugenemaggiore90044 жыл бұрын
Lol
@McGusder4 жыл бұрын
it is horrible
@no.longer.aproxioi4 жыл бұрын
No it doesn’t
@sandag2026 жыл бұрын
Michael: Ever...EverEST is a... Me: Flawless transition please go on
@megolito9616 жыл бұрын
you should see my transition from spread eagle to missionary, i have it down to about .00004 of a second and bones are broken only 3% of the time, a near flawless ratio
@pine58296 жыл бұрын
@@megolito961 the fuck
@bigdickpornsuperstar6 жыл бұрын
Actually... The man who first mapped the mountain pronounced his name "EVE-rest".
@lilplump66915 жыл бұрын
@@megolito961 Swiftness:100
@4Bakers5 жыл бұрын
Should've ended the video with "Amazing, right? WRONG. You could always just have a mirror."
@reisenenjoyer22107 жыл бұрын
begining: how much of the earth can you see at once? middle: 10KM HIGH PANCAKE MOUNTAINS end: aliens won't ever notice us
@SeeSeeSound7 жыл бұрын
Gemima thanks for the recap
@scottlee24217 жыл бұрын
Gemima. Why would they bother...look at us ...
@luraxium7 жыл бұрын
Scott Lee if anything they would want to be friends with us. why you might ask? because of memes.
@Createdbysophistic8ed7 жыл бұрын
And if they did notice us, how much of us would they actually see?
@richie79357 жыл бұрын
my favorite comment every im fucign dyIGN
@AtomicFlounder42 Жыл бұрын
Sorry flesh micheal, but we all know that jack in the box micheal is the real micheal, trapped there by one of your nefarious but quite intelligent and thought out tricks
@brianervin7 жыл бұрын
5:12 "Earth is made of stuff." - Michael, Vsauce
@TJ-lv2gh7 жыл бұрын
Brian Ervin Or isn't it?
@massivelegend24927 жыл бұрын
Drink Me only laundry can drink me
@osiris92007 жыл бұрын
bleach is talking to bleach
@Anonymouscloudzero7 жыл бұрын
Brian Ervin U forgot 2017 in the tage
@enant7 жыл бұрын
I was about to write that
@oscah_whisky6 жыл бұрын
Michael: "Ever... Ever-EST..." Me: *buckles up... "OMG Here we go..."
@akaMyThought6 жыл бұрын
:)
@TheGrandWhiteFox7 жыл бұрын
00:01 Sweet, let's see how much of the earth we can see at once! 26:29 My entire existence is meaningless
@CDRiley7 жыл бұрын
christopher snedeker kinda sad if you think about it.
@elliottchase47957 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much how every video goes. They go from "Atoms are very small" to "mortality is a cage in which we are all bound".
@_dieplz4797 жыл бұрын
TheGrandWhiteFox dude all of his vids are like that even the 2 min ones
@_dieplz4797 жыл бұрын
*there arent two second ones*
@GSPV337 жыл бұрын
I know this is a joke, but...no one's existence is meaningless.
@that1dudem2 жыл бұрын
The captions at 0:37 say: "(Characteristic music of Vsauce, get prepared to be mind = blown)" And I just love it Also at the end, 24:46, it says "(Music reinforcing existential crisis)"
@orbsphere-8 ай бұрын
@that1dudem The caption at 37 seconds in flashed by so quickly I didn't notice. I had thought caprtions were some kind of translation of voice to text thing so wasn't altered but now know is just another thing like caller ID that can be manipulated to provide whatever info someone wants. Although now that I type this I do recall seeing some paraphrasing going on with captions. On the other hand several of the apps I use have had the spellchecker, which is a great help, function removed so you get what I type. What about KZbin transcripts I suppose I can't rely on them being accurate either? [edited to disable the 37 seconds link that got created]
@TylerRam6384 ай бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about the map p0*n
@Michael_Davis1725 жыл бұрын
Vsauce: Ever Me: ok Vsauce: *_est is a mountain_* Me: Ah shit here we go again
@lopelope20565 жыл бұрын
Nice roblox pfp
@benbenedikt77755 жыл бұрын
Or is it?
@orsemcore4 жыл бұрын
that wasn't funny?
@ViratKohli-jj3wj4 жыл бұрын
@@orsemcore Ok Boomer
@alishabany87574 жыл бұрын
Im blazed and this killed me
@mdd.g5 жыл бұрын
A vsauce video First 20 seconds: talks how the jack in the box is handsome 10 seconds later: talks about the size of Mount Everest 10 more seconds later: Now wants to cut the earth in half Best of Vsauce
@oceanix915 жыл бұрын
The Video should be called RTTITA (Random Things That I'm Talking About) #277
@ethan72525 жыл бұрын
Or.. *is it? Is this all F A K E?*
@lourdesirlanda60995 жыл бұрын
@Cat CAT YT r/iamveryrandom
@jilliansmith71235 жыл бұрын
No, it's not all fake. He really did cut the earth in half to disempower Mt. Everest. Cocky tallest peak! Down a notch now, innit!?
@realjooj12965 жыл бұрын
please michael u cool but can u at least *_tell me something that I could understand_*
@benjaminli1884 жыл бұрын
2017: Earth is a pancake. 2020: Humans are 7 holed donuts.
@netkv4 жыл бұрын
...
@christinekaiser88064 жыл бұрын
Kakyoin is a 8 holed donut
@wezleeclinton58504 жыл бұрын
2022: The Universe is Spaghetti sauce.
@benjaminli1884 жыл бұрын
@Corby Dinzen Watch his video from 7 months ago: "How many holes does a human have?" and you'll understand.
@MHussain-re3qd4 жыл бұрын
Only one hole is more significant than the rest, no its not the asshole, the hole where a lot of men eat n then throw up in, still don't understand? Man I'm convinced you are amongst them who think the earth is round
@GarciaDoesGaming2 жыл бұрын
Michael: "And as always, thanks for watching..." Subtitles: (Music reinforcing existential crisis)
@jucom7564 жыл бұрын
I love the random structure of these videos, you can't just skip a part without wondering "how did we get here?" but you don't even want to, because the subtheme changes so often it doesn't become boring, but the main theme stays the same (sort of) so it doesn't become a random mess.
@Piaseczno14 жыл бұрын
Yes. I couldn't have described my impression better.
@toastytoast98004 жыл бұрын
Do you have 90 minutes?
@abelsm62705 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if you took all the blood cells from one human and spread it out on football field you would be a psychopath and would be eventually arrested Or would you
@dandur71245 жыл бұрын
Hmm, didnt expect to find You here. But I Would expect a fun fact like this from you. Go back to hell where pewds sent you. The council is dead, you have no more business here.
@Prolito5 жыл бұрын
Shut up Water Sheep you’re worthless *Rings bell*
@angelarenee58325 жыл бұрын
Water sheep... but how much could they see if it was a real picture of a snell window view? 2tan49degrees (2.3x) may not apply if it's not the same refractive indices as water/air- depending on what the two mediums your viewing with may be. Could even be more than two mediums effecting the view. Can't seem to find any journals or other papers/studies on double or triple snell windows or even any with other mediums at all. How odd what's missing sometimes is the most interesting...
@ryanlarson47205 жыл бұрын
Thank you for blessing us with your wisdom
@chado30005 жыл бұрын
Or be the democratic nominee for president
@annakrawczuk52217 жыл бұрын
topic: how much of the earth can you see at once? end: aliens will ignore us *VSAUCE*
@nomnommoon10017 жыл бұрын
Ricki Manda ooor will they??
@theadam12a127 жыл бұрын
Or will they?
@greentea22547 жыл бұрын
adam - what is they?
@10kazimkocan7 жыл бұрын
Ricki Manda i was made fun of, because i had so many tabs open, but this is even beyond me lol
@DEADtoRISE087 жыл бұрын
It because they came see the whole hence they will ignore earth
@jayyiu46662 жыл бұрын
Love it… seen all of you videos several times already but it’s mind blowing each time again 😂
@MeganVictoriaKearns2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this channel! I can't even imagine the amount of work and the number of people involved in making these videos
@tux14683 жыл бұрын
Beginning: This Jack-in-the-box is pretty cool! End: If aliens existed, they would not care about us.
@webpombo77653 жыл бұрын
Less of a "They wouldn't care" but more of a "They wouldn't know about us" kind of situation
@chebryan3 жыл бұрын
Essentially a “reading the comments” video in a nutshell
@AverageAlien2 жыл бұрын
we really don't
@MeganVictoriaKearns2 жыл бұрын
@@webpombo7765 about aliens, I always think about how we would handle, in the future with much better tech, discovering a planet thousands of light years away that was populated by nothing but plants and cows. Would we really invest the enormous effort in physically traveling there? Especially if we had already found evidence of life beyond Earth before we found the cow planet. Advanced aliens may consider us so primitive that we're simply not worth investigating.
@shoam2103 Жыл бұрын
@@webpombo7765 Yeah. Definitely the most compelling argument for why *we* haven't detected aliens..
@EdwanMusic7 жыл бұрын
- sees there is a new Vsauce video - *tears of joy*
@MrNiszuPL7 жыл бұрын
Or does he?
@CheeseWaffle697 жыл бұрын
saaaaaaaame
@felixcalderon72587 жыл бұрын
I NEVER CLICKED SO FAST IN MY LIFE
@Mohamedmifxal7 жыл бұрын
GUYS THEY ARE MAKING VSAUCE -THE MOVIE STARRING DANIEL RADCLIFFE !!!!
@danielmoyseyev60347 жыл бұрын
EDWAN the best part is that my birthday is soon
@thelegendaryegg78315 жыл бұрын
Vsauce basically saying that our “render distance” is too low even though we all have it at max
@wardedthorn65235 жыл бұрын
We have to become quake masters to improve our fov enough to see more of the Earth
@MrPositiveguy5 жыл бұрын
@the legendary egg Earth is pretty gigantic so if you wanted to see the whole planet you’ll need to be in space at about 200,000km far. If you’re on the planet you’ll only see up to 2-3 miles far which is why it looks flat from your perspective. If you want to prove me wrong then go for it
@antoniosanastasiadis5 жыл бұрын
Let’s turn it up maybe there is a creeper nearby somewhere
@SaintGuillotine5 жыл бұрын
@@pythonzz7259 r/woooosh
@hazart27985 жыл бұрын
*quaqe pro*
@Commontater2 Жыл бұрын
Another Awesome video. But our bumpiest place is neither the Marianas trench nor Everest. It’s Mauna Kea Volcano rising 13,796 feet (4,205 meters) above sea level while extending about 19,700 feet (6,000 meters) below sea level in Hawaii to meet the deep ocean floor. So equal to but not flatter than a pancake.
@FewVidsJustComments Жыл бұрын
Thank you for remembering Mauna Kea is the tallest mountian, and not Everest. Most people dont remember that
@zhiqiangchen6235 Жыл бұрын
@@FewVidsJustCommentsawesome, except most of it is under water.
@dumpsterdaddy4817 жыл бұрын
2:17 "most of the balls we deal with on our day to day life are so small"
@KyroTheDude7 жыл бұрын
I deal with some big balls
@prankz22327 жыл бұрын
Hey Vsauce Small balls here
@mynamejeff34987 жыл бұрын
my balls are a foot in diameter
@siddharthkapoor10567 жыл бұрын
but mines are big....really big
@Isniffyourtastytoes Жыл бұрын
I wish mine were big😢
@dannydos5 жыл бұрын
"Earth is made of stuff" Me: Oh, this guy knows what he's talking about. *likes the video*
@nebtheweb88855 жыл бұрын
Its ironically true. Earths 'stuff' or stuffing (insides), IS most of the earth. We only see its outer shell. Sometimes that 'stuff' leaks out and we get to see it, like what happened in Hawaii last May. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnW8Z2qKfNmmebs
@alexchap77445 жыл бұрын
The single most smartest line ever spoken by anyone in the history of anything ever
@shh111115 жыл бұрын
I read this when he said that
@kayrulz93375 жыл бұрын
Gross oversimplification
@cakenbacon61775 жыл бұрын
When I read this he said it
@rhettmesaric82504 жыл бұрын
“Earth is made up of stuff” *Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*
@krisdoesart96434 жыл бұрын
Think you dropped a word there
@hi-ys7df4 жыл бұрын
Albert Einstein wants to know your location.
@rhettmesaric82504 жыл бұрын
Kris R-K oh thx I didn’t realise
@rvnteamleadr4 жыл бұрын
Or is it?
@basicallystevenuniverse5114 жыл бұрын
*Or am I?*
@robbiecondrey20022 ай бұрын
0:36 or is it?
@Carlang292 ай бұрын
🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹
@capp007 жыл бұрын
Kansas is so flat, if you look off towards the horizon, you can see the back of your own head.
@Liamj7747 жыл бұрын
hey vsauce, michael here
@camellord03247 жыл бұрын
Capp00 holy shit😧
@King-vs8ly7 жыл бұрын
Capp00 I live in Kansas and can confirm
@Something_Disgusting6 жыл бұрын
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S NEVER OGRE!!!*
@eggbo41696 жыл бұрын
Wait what
@chivaswwe7 жыл бұрын
If the earth were cube-shaped, we would all be Cubans
@Astro_Rohan7 жыл бұрын
chivaswwe Would titan then by called ice cube 🙄. Something to think about
@Peter.Sky.Walker7 жыл бұрын
Rubik's Cubans
@simply.morgan72117 жыл бұрын
chivaswwe are u high??
@vilmer20017 жыл бұрын
Ah fuck you man that's funneh
@deletedchannel.21397 жыл бұрын
I-
@macronencer4 жыл бұрын
23:10 Michael: The most of a sphere you can see at once with your own eyes is just... half. Me: *Holds marble up to bridge of nose and crosses eyes* HA!
@KentoKei4 жыл бұрын
*clicks on the time stamp* Michael: "Half"
@macronencer4 жыл бұрын
@@KentoKei Did you know you can press J to go back ten seconds? Took me a while to find that out.
@KentoKei4 жыл бұрын
@@macronencer yes, i have for 2 years now, but thanks anyways
@troublewithweebles4 жыл бұрын
@@macronencer I usually double tap
@macronencer4 жыл бұрын
@@troublewithweebles Is that how it's done on mobile devices? I'm almost always watching on a real computer... my eyes can't handle video on phones, since I'm an old fart! 🤣
@yaaboo18 күн бұрын
I have watched all of your videos, and your content is TOP TIER (I am rewatching a lot)
@dimitriskotsifis40475 жыл бұрын
“Earth is made of stuff” *Hmm yes, the floor appears to be made out of floor*
@andrevidal57715 жыл бұрын
*Or is it?*
@dimitriskotsifis40475 жыл бұрын
^.-
@GalanothsDragonslayers5 жыл бұрын
* whispers * it's made out of bankeeeet
@enriquediaz67655 жыл бұрын
THOMAS HAS NEVER SEEN SUCH GOOD MEMES BEFORE.
@kingside225 жыл бұрын
The cow juice is made out of cow.... interesting
@YourDriverMike7 жыл бұрын
Trying to wrap your head around all these facts is like trying to take notes when the teacher keeps talking lol
@abiku29237 жыл бұрын
try pbs
@slav55377 жыл бұрын
That's why they're so re-watchable, I feel
@anuel37807 жыл бұрын
Except it's actually interesting!
@anuel37807 жыл бұрын
Oh, why the sudden change to flat earth conspiracy? We were talking about how confusing it is to listen to him. Seems like you're just trying to get our attention. Well, let me kill some time: First things first, here's something you can do yourself. Go to a beach at a sunset. Crouch and watch the sun go down the horizon. When the sun is completely hidden, no part of the circle visible, jump up. Tell me how the sun pops back up? According to your idea that Earth is a flat circle, this doesn't make sense. How can moving up show the sun again after it disappears? You can't chalk it up to image manipulation, this can be done with your own eyes. You base your evidence on anecdotal evidence, so this should be acceptable evidence. That leads me to the sun setting. How can the sunset? It can't set in the South because that would mean the entire earth would be in darkness after the sunset. The proposed theory is that the earth is a ball above the earth orbiting. Here's another experiment you can do. A light should be above your head. Imagine if it's the sun. Better yet, use a streetlight. Now go as far as possible from it until it goes near the ground. You can't. How would the sun appear to move down if it's always above you? That also leads to day and night. The sun is a ball of gas. That'll mean all areas of the Earth would get light. We are able to see stars, even though they are billions of lightyears away. Yet they shine just as bright. The light that travels in a vacuum doesn't get dimmer, that only happens in an atmosphere. They can go on forever. Also, where's YOUR proof? I haven't seen a single image of Antarctica where there's a fall off point. You want me to believe that in all of human history, there isn't one single picture of the edge? 29 July 1958 was NASA's creation date and 24 October 1945 was United Nation's. "The first landing on the Antarctic mainland was according to the American Captain John Davis, a sealer, who claimed to have set foot there on 7 February 1821," to quote Wikipedia. It was more than a hundred years before the big companies wanted to "hide" it. The first camera was in 1888! Image manipulation didn't exist when it came along that year and a few more years! China had begun to fly tourist to Antarctica so I would like to see a Flat Earther travel to it. There's no excuse! Even if they were chosen specifically because they were sheeple, they would still see it! www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-42388788 Go fly there yourself and prove to your comrades that it is flat. You are really desperate for it to be true, why not just go to the edge? Oo, it's 11:43 PM. I have one last point. You said research yourself that the Earth is stationary and flat. I'm focusing on stationary. If so, explain the Coriolis force. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriolis_force#Coriolis_effects_in_other_areas Here are examples of it happening. And on Earth, that is the cause of many things. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriolis_force#Meteorology If you have an explanation to why water spin Clockwise in the North and Anti- in the South, tell me. The Coriolis force explains it perfectly. Try to explain it yourself, with your own math. I assume you, at the minimum, reached high school so you can probably do your own math. I like to see you debunk the four points I brought up.
@missoringasm71447 жыл бұрын
Guynimator the Terrible Dude you're amazing
@windfall21477 жыл бұрын
Actually, it orbits... Here. *touches the apple* *sounds of the ISS crashing on the Earth far away*
@concentratedcringe7 жыл бұрын
Actually it would have burned up at the speed his finders were moving.
@windfall21477 жыл бұрын
Not really, at least until the ISS joined in the atmosphere.
@DogeRunning10113 ай бұрын
Flat earthers watching this video be raging
@shimojason7 жыл бұрын
This video must be a flat-earther's worst nightmare.
@kavya16387 жыл бұрын
really? i found that vsauce was more so supporting the flat earth with this one. are you threatened? ;D
@ZaphoraCorrum7 жыл бұрын
i hope so. im tired of hearing about it
@SpecialAgentOso7 жыл бұрын
+Kavya They're always threatened, because if it wasn't real they would have no need to say anything at all, and yet here they do.
@seakladoom7 жыл бұрын
oh dear..
@EbenezerScroogeMcDuck7 жыл бұрын
who's forcing you to hear about it?
@CdeCiencia7 жыл бұрын
We've missed you, man.
@MJ-gl9en7 жыл бұрын
CdeCiencia or did we?
@imperialjay71957 жыл бұрын
-music starts playing-
@luisfdconti7 жыл бұрын
What does missing actually mean?
@nataliarodriguez37407 жыл бұрын
CdeCiencia Holaaaa. Anda, sabes inglés
@augustorodriguez7437 жыл бұрын
CdeCiencia Hola Martí
@omergouner78505 жыл бұрын
“Earth is made of stuff” *Yeah, it’s big brain time*
@barackmobamba57945 жыл бұрын
Big brain meme is a absolute garbage meme it should die already
@omergouner78505 жыл бұрын
Clorox is life no u
@omergouner78505 жыл бұрын
Clorox is life go drink some Clorox because apparently it’s “life”
@Duustsans5 жыл бұрын
Clorox is life clorox and bleach memes are dead by now, so I guess you can’t say much.
@Mare_Man5 жыл бұрын
*They call him Big Hat Logan because he wears a big hat*
@LeakyTrees27 күн бұрын
Oh so when VSauce gets his camera close to balls it’s “scientific education” and “an entertaining yet informative video” but when I do it I get told I’m “a menace to society” and that “cameras aren’t allowed in the men’s bathroom?”
@Magicshmop7 жыл бұрын
The subtitles say, "music reinforcing existential crisis" when at the end. I lost my shit there haha.
@uncleruckus41246 жыл бұрын
Me at the start of a vsauce video: Let's learn facts! Me at the end of the video: *has existential crisis*
@deadgiveaway-z3i5 жыл бұрын
@@Takira_J *22nd for me*
@marsbase37295 жыл бұрын
Lol, wouldn't be a v-sauce video without it. 😂
@terra5625 жыл бұрын
106 time for me
@TurboD17O7 жыл бұрын
Son:"Mom am i adopted?" Mom:"No" Son:" O thank god!" Dad:"or are you?
@JP-yf2fk7 жыл бұрын
*Cue music*
@si_vis_pacempara_bellum49067 жыл бұрын
Hamza shakeel 😂😂😂lmfao this is gold
@JamesDarn2 жыл бұрын
So good! I think I’m going to binge this guys videos over Christmas
@artie47045 жыл бұрын
2:48 just zooms in on jesus minding his own business
I love how Michael says something and goes, . . . . . "Or is it ?"
@markushamilton15547 жыл бұрын
Or do you?
@fameus44237 жыл бұрын
But is it?
@273587117 жыл бұрын
You are the Captain from Warcraft 3... or are you?
@destinedtobedifferent99217 жыл бұрын
sherlock holmes You do love that.... Or do you?
@273587117 жыл бұрын
That response was smooth as a pancake. Or was it?
@Datsyukiandeke2 жыл бұрын
They say that if you were a giant and the Earth was like the size of a marble to you it would feel almost perfectly smooth.
@Alan-nq5xg2 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't even feel the deepest oceans... do the math ! it is 3rd grade level...
@JatPhenshllem2 жыл бұрын
@@Alan-nq5xg How the hell is that kind of maths 3rd grade?
@Datsyukiandeke2 жыл бұрын
@@Alan-nq5xg and who are you telling to do this math?
@TactfulWaggle Жыл бұрын
@@Alan-nq5xg 1+1 = earth
@teathesilkwing7616 Жыл бұрын
@@Alan-nq5xg topography is very famously taught in 3rd grade
@mozvidz5 жыл бұрын
*"We are just a dark patch on the sky to aliens, an emptiness." I felt that.*
@minkle__5 жыл бұрын
My Mum: Hey What Are You Looking At On Your Computer? Me: Map Porn.
@JimmyMon6665 жыл бұрын
I admit to loving maps. Ever since I was a kid. Don't know what it is about them.
@xflamex91485 жыл бұрын
First I did was check the comments looking for who talked about this first
@horationelson18405 жыл бұрын
x Flame x me too
@xyzjalsjekdi5 жыл бұрын
The mum: Not again
@NoobsDudes5 жыл бұрын
A H H Y E S
@deaxs7 жыл бұрын
You *REALLY* know shit's about to go down when he starts the song twice.
@calvinjessen69607 жыл бұрын
when
@JMartJr Жыл бұрын
How was it even possible to make this entire video without the "Father Ted" reference -- "These are small, those out there are far away..."? The self-restraint shown there is nothing short of magnificent.
@kickinwinghotboi8833 жыл бұрын
"Most of the balls we deal with everyday are so small" Damn Michael, you really hit me where it hurts
@helloworld24092 жыл бұрын
if that's accurate, hitting you where it hurts must require some accuracy
@neox65712 жыл бұрын
@@helloworld2409 you don't have to do my man like that
@JatPhenshllem2 жыл бұрын
@@helloworld2409 Damn dude...
@vincentfreddoyle75552 жыл бұрын
@@helloworld2409 Hi, 911 I'd like to report a murder
@TAKTlmao Жыл бұрын
@@vincentfreddoyle7555 well if they don't some it's not murder if you punch them it's a salt
@anagamesstudios42254 жыл бұрын
"Because, in our day-to-day lives, most of the balls we deal with are so small. . ."
@naturiaflame14654 жыл бұрын
he really did do us dirty..
@Qaptyl4 жыл бұрын
he self burned too tho lol
@UndertaleAsrielDreemurr3 жыл бұрын
THE EARTH IS A BALL
@cat18003 жыл бұрын
@@UndertaleAsrielDreemurr JDHDIDJDJ
@eseopu3 жыл бұрын
i read it as soon as vsauce said it
@josh_final7 жыл бұрын
Coordinates of the island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island: 69°47'34.8"N 108°14'27.6"W
@spaztikcuk58717 жыл бұрын
maranatha man thanks
@AfonsodelCB7 жыл бұрын
I can't seem to use that inside google maps, perhaps you could share a google maps link?
@c0zm0s_ Жыл бұрын
I like legit started with the concept of how much of the Earth you can see and now we're talking about how the Earth is as flat as a pancake, but not as smooth as a billiard ball. This video sucked me in so hard and I couldn't have loved it more! Please never stop being you.
@truthsmiles2 жыл бұрын
23:04 “The most of a sphere you can see at once with your own eyes is just… half!” At long distances, yes I agree, but what if I’m looking at a pea-sized object from six inches away? Because I have two eyes separated by 2.5 inches, it seems I’d be able to see more than 50% of its surface since I’m effectively looking at it from two different places, no?
@NTdredd2 жыл бұрын
Yes, but your brain wont comprehend that cause you will basically see different images from both eyes... Or, Would you?
@marks66632 жыл бұрын
no. You still can't see behind it. So half is it.
@truthsmiles2 жыл бұрын
@@marks6663 Define “behind it”?
@katbryce2 жыл бұрын
@@marks6663 Each eye can see just under half, but a different half. How different depend on how far apart your eyes are and how far away they are from the object.
@thine.2 жыл бұрын
@@marks6663 yeah but maybe the amount u can see is just above 50%, so let's say 51% or 52%, thats still more than half, ofc u cant see the back
@aekek53264 жыл бұрын
Title: How Much of the Earth Can You See at Once? Vsauce: Earth is smoother than a pancake, but not a billiard ball
@mhx64374 жыл бұрын
Have you not seen any other videos uploaded by Vsauce before?=
@mhx64374 жыл бұрын
@@Cause56 People like you think that any comment is a joke because of its format. It is boring, I did understand the "joke".
@MarkedOffline4 жыл бұрын
Michael just wanted to show off his toys this episode.
@yettusyettus52813 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah
@AppuPlays3 жыл бұрын
but which toys? *theme song starts playing*
@nebby9473 жыл бұрын
@@AppuPlays oh no
@nickkayfabe61473 жыл бұрын
@@nebby947 Michael: breaks through wall* hey, Vsauce, Michael here. You probably expected me to say, “Oh Yeah”. And that would be a good assumption. But what _is_ an assumption?
@gergoantal10663 жыл бұрын
"Hey, would you like to play with my toys"
@justanmpowereddude5021 Жыл бұрын
I appreciate whoever the writer is. Your good work isn’t going unnoticed, sir🗿
@bruhchongles1579 Жыл бұрын
oh the subtitle guy?
@richie79357 жыл бұрын
literally i could listen to him talk about why toes exist for 7 hours
@Vitaliuz7 жыл бұрын
Ikr? =D
@the_man_panda7 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I was getting dangerously low on vsauce
@DomR19977 жыл бұрын
Vagina sauce? Vegi sauce? Vegan sauce?
@gherkayhd7 жыл бұрын
Patrick Snede How'd you do that O.o
@ReddoX307 жыл бұрын
No food goes without vsauce!
@lunar2817 жыл бұрын
-oh-
@jumpygeorge23376 жыл бұрын
The most handsome jack in the box ever... Everest is a mountain.
@benjaminnewlon78655 жыл бұрын
Flawless, tell me more.
@testicleetus52985 жыл бұрын
That's 8.848 km tall.
@fireloom72225 жыл бұрын
Alright Vault Hunter!
@somxr_7385 жыл бұрын
Why is it jack in the box, it should be called *vsauce in the box*
@thefallenshadow37665 жыл бұрын
Chief Somar no it should be called Michael in a box
@insertgamertag53693 ай бұрын
I swear I want a vsause episode where Michael just jumps from topic to topic and each time he says "or is it?" Or "what is (*inserts topic here*)" the vsause music plays increasing louder each time
@suburbanoctopus45175 жыл бұрын
policeman: mister, you are under arrest Vsauce: or am i?
@Astra.68895 жыл бұрын
Policeman: you know what? Your right, you're free to go
@100KGNatty5 жыл бұрын
He could really talk himself out of this though.
@jodilynell57295 жыл бұрын
*Vsauce music intensifys*
@declanedmison54425 жыл бұрын
“What is being arrested?”
@joessj55 жыл бұрын
“Under” arrest? Or am I “Over” duress. 😂😂😂
@noodlearg97454 жыл бұрын
“Next time you’re near a ball, get close to it” -VSauce
@bogdancodrean75764 жыл бұрын
🤣
@bogdancodrean75764 жыл бұрын
One, or two?
@MrNicePotato4 жыл бұрын
best advice for my gf
@NCubss4 жыл бұрын
lemme try to get realy close to the earth core
@Tactix_se4 жыл бұрын
where's the joke
@iStepDub7 жыл бұрын
"If Earth was flat, you could see further. But sorry, it's a rough world out there" Flat earthers TRIGGERED
@FuegoYaGo7 жыл бұрын
Jepherson Ovalle we can see more than 3 miles, what about perspective vsause or Even the data science gives us of the curvature calculation
@Scratchhh7 жыл бұрын
NEXT CHAPTER ?????
@LacyCrusty7 жыл бұрын
minecraft superflat...
@FuegoYaGo7 жыл бұрын
CrustySqturn23 well we do live In the matrix
@fado0odi3297 жыл бұрын
Jepherson Ovalle ur eyes cant see more than some kilometers.
@Jameschessit2 жыл бұрын
That end took a dark turn real quick
@shreyaanrajguru13026 жыл бұрын
Topic: How much of the Earth can you see at once? Conclusion: Aliens will ignore us.
@arjunpratapsingh98095 жыл бұрын
Shreyaan Rajguru that's why they"ll ignore us
@stoopsmagoots5 жыл бұрын
T-series
@arjunpratapsingh98095 жыл бұрын
....is going to f u
@turboroscoemaguedavedicker72815 жыл бұрын
Shreyaan Rajguru I Agree...
@challenger3984 жыл бұрын
"if the earth was shaped like a disk" DONT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS MICHAEL!!!
@artdonovandesign4 жыл бұрын
LOL! 😁
@jacobb78893 жыл бұрын
LOL I DIDENT CATCH THAT
@DecodingWithJordan3 жыл бұрын
I’ve done a lot of travelling in my life. You’re not living on a ball. Wether you like it or not, you’re just not. 70% of earths surface is covered in level/flat water. It’s the natural physics of water that it seeks level, takes the shape of its container. If water looks like it’s bending then go learn what perspective is, you aren’t living on a magical space ship flying through infinite space. Go outside and see for yourself. You’re being lied to, it’s as simple as that. You’re not just being lied to you’re being laughed at... A magical spinning ball covered in water flying through infinite space space hahahahahahahaha fuck me no wonder they have to tell you that lie when you are at an age you can’t even ask a question. At such a gullible age you believe in Santa Claus ETC Hahaha bloody spinning flying space ship 😂😂 ignorant idiots won’t go out and see for them selfs. Question everything. This world isn’t what you think it is.
@Explivious3 жыл бұрын
@@DecodingWithJordan im guessing you dont believe gravity exists either?...
@elhomo64063 жыл бұрын
@@DecodingWithJordan Now what exactly do you define as level? Gravity acts uniformly towards the center of the earth, thus water on the surface of the earth remains "level" despite being curved (water doesn't magically know what level is, level is just perpendicular to the earths surface). Also the "8 inches per mile" in your name tells me you're piss poor at circle geometry. 8 inches per mile ONLY applies if your viewpoint is at 0 meters high, perfectly tangential to the earths surface. Assuming you are roughly 6 feet tall, you would observe virtually no curvature until an object was roughly 5km away (because you know, that's how fucking tangents work). Now that I've disproved the two pieces of "evidence" you have, how do you explain the Coriolis effect on a flat earth model? how about modern navigation including the latitude and longitude system? what about star systems? what about the parallel shadows caused by our sun (not possible with a smaller localized light source)? What about the gradient of air pressure as you increase altitude (not even remotely possible without gravity, or with the "firmament" many flerfers claim exists)? How about the fact that EVERY OTHER OBSERVABLE CELESTIAL BODY is round and demonstrates effects of gravity and an orbit? It's not really a good idea trying to claim the earth is flat on a science channel, try sticking to facebook.
@dmitrinikolai93264 жыл бұрын
6:00 "if the Earth was shaped like a disk" Flat earthers:"I have an objection!"
@dmitrinikolai93264 жыл бұрын
@Roger Loquitur A person who believes that the earth is flat.A.K.A an idiot
@dmitrinikolai93264 жыл бұрын
@Roger Loquitur Yes
@komoudou3 жыл бұрын
@Roger Loquitur what do you mean? Atoms do surely exist.
@bradleyfisher98143 жыл бұрын
@Roger Loquitur you do know that if you look up "picture of atoms" on google you can see them for yourself
@bradleyfisher98143 жыл бұрын
@Roger Loquitur if you hadn't seen a picture of me you wouldn't be able to verify me, however you would be able to verify that I am a human which is what defines me. Kinda like how atoms may be different to eachother but are all grouped under the same term. And if you are unable to accept evidence then there is no point trying to debate you. There isnt a reason to say the pictures of atoms arent real but you will say they arent anyway. It appears the conspiracy nuts have done a god job of brainwashing you.
@kevinbeck3288 Жыл бұрын
I'm from and currently live in Florida. I lived in Kansas for 2 years. I was always annoyed that people said kansas was so flat, because I thought Florida was much more flat. I'm so happy to see math prove me right
@jackjack-fv2oz7 жыл бұрын
I love how all his insane tangents always somehow add up 😂
@sir9integra9jr7 жыл бұрын
O R I S I T ?
@jaaded7 жыл бұрын
Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers?
@scarface27717 жыл бұрын
Also 4:03
@Dame.1k7 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo right
@williamdowling77187 жыл бұрын
He probably writes his scripts like a murder mystery. Start at the end, then work backwards so that at the beginning everything seems unrelated. At least I hope that's what's going on.
@madresen7 жыл бұрын
Me: I AM HUMAN! Michael: ARE YOU REALLY?
@boggybolt67827 жыл бұрын
If we calculate the amount of atoms in a candle, how big the candle is and long it takes to burn it out, and how many candles there are in a typical household, we can establish that you are a NOT a candle. Thus you are a human.
@tornadomash007 жыл бұрын
BoggyBolt gg
@ShockDD7 жыл бұрын
But what is a human really?
@larsonokros67107 жыл бұрын
ShockD white people
@farooq8fox7 жыл бұрын
Or are you ?
@TonyFisherPuzzles4 жыл бұрын
50% - 1/infinity.
@vvbsnahakahsksjao4 жыл бұрын
I am first on a verified comment. wow, hey do you like rubix cubes or something?
@talljack084 жыл бұрын
@Hatake Kakashi lol I’m second
@EE-xo9wq4 жыл бұрын
@JackSkewbSolver lol I’m third
@cherryxfanta4 жыл бұрын
@@EE-xo9wq Lol I'm forth
@david_ga84904 жыл бұрын
@@vvbsnahakahsksjao yeah he is Tony Fisher
@joshnicole77942 жыл бұрын
Micheal: To illustrate this lets imagine a flat disc. Flatard: Checkmate.
@johns16252 жыл бұрын
You can see more than 50% of the surface of a neutron star. Gravity bends light enough to let you see both poles at the same time.
@Ravaxr2 жыл бұрын
If you look at a black hole you're seeing its entire event horizon, as well as multiple rings of the accretion disk around it as the light orbits multiple times. I've seen a shader in VR that replicates this effect. It is bizarre, but very cool to see.
@ogluqqychess44522 жыл бұрын
Assuming there’s no light bending how much would you be able to see??
@abheekgera14372 жыл бұрын
@@ogluqqychess4452 then i guess that the 50% limit would apply
@matthewpauls24982 жыл бұрын
@@abheekgera1437 49ish percent you mean
@aceman0000099 Жыл бұрын
@@matthewpauls2498 49.999... % aka 50%
@joenally47777 жыл бұрын
"Earth is made of stuff." Vsauce 2k17
@dorkykiddo95877 жыл бұрын
"That is why it's great to be a satellite" Vsause 2017 #VsauseA-Sexist
@joenally47777 жыл бұрын
Or did it?
@theskilledsnake7 жыл бұрын
oh my. most smartest thing Vsauce has ever said.
7 жыл бұрын
0:00 Yay, finally another VSauce video! 0:15 Wait, this is different from usually… 0:30 Ok, now it's clearly back to the old style.
@papabigjoe79147 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
7 жыл бұрын
First he made an unusual intro, but then he made up a topic out of half a word that was unrelated to the previous sentence. That's VSauce style.
@benjohn91267 жыл бұрын
in my humble opinion he was back to normal when he said. "obviously the most handsome Jack in the box ever"
@ahmedsadak7 жыл бұрын
StrikeChaos don't get what
@krazyadu98802 ай бұрын
Always miss this era of youtube and these videos especially.
@derekredgate19825 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious to know that the Kansas pancake thing was actually studied..... Lol 😂
@iliaravanavard71353 жыл бұрын
"the furthest u can see is 5km" me changing my render distance: reality can be whatever i want
@lewiswereb89943 жыл бұрын
The distance you can see is a function of your elevation. Simple trigonometry.
@headxplosion3 жыл бұрын
@@lewiswereb8994 it's a minecradt reference
@Waterlord2.03 жыл бұрын
@@lewiswereb8994 you fool, do you not understand, he has extendo legs
@GoogleAccount-pi9ct3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: 5k km (since a block is a meter so a chunk is 16m) is about 312 chunk render distance
@masterplasma56443 жыл бұрын
@@GoogleAccount-pi9ct nerdddd
@Enderbeast7officialАй бұрын
flat earthers disliked
@skittybug69373 жыл бұрын
"I am the real Michael." Sounds like something a fake Michael would say.
@bigbadt3923 жыл бұрын
Sus
@barbmcelderry91643 жыл бұрын
Or is it?
@jonathankennedy19633 жыл бұрын
You'd know it's the real one if he adds 3 words
@thisismyname54187 жыл бұрын
I got engaged and married, moved to Canada, found a job in the communication bussiness and lost my dog to intestine sickness since Michael last uploaded on this channel 5 months ago 😃
@thisismyname54187 жыл бұрын
And no, I'm not making anything up, it's a 100 percent true 😂
@cathug5667 жыл бұрын
Nexhat Prekaj im sorry about your dog
@markushamilton15547 жыл бұрын
I'm not
@HilbertXVI7 жыл бұрын
Markus Hamilton monster
@franky_5217 жыл бұрын
Nexhat Prekaj why Canada
@AdityaSharma69977 жыл бұрын
Michael is so serious about his scientific endeavours that he digs up the details of any subject to its core and explains it so precisely. And that's what i like about him. Thanks to him for his efforts to make such knowledgeable and worthy videos. Sincerely A Vsauce Follower! Aditya Sharma
@CalpolMeister7 жыл бұрын
Or does he?
@kurusaki54827 жыл бұрын
CalpolMeister lmfao I love this comment 👌
@sunsetlights1007 жыл бұрын
he forgot a Nikon p900 camera can see for 50miles and the ocean is flat
@wkeil19817 жыл бұрын
Aditya Sharma the earth is flat.... 🍿
@razaldazal22597 жыл бұрын
Fire Brew wow you are insulting someone for being respectful and formal towards someone they like and probably respect? Shame on you.
@brusis6085 Жыл бұрын
many of vsauce’s videos were made years ago, yet still i’ve been rewatching his videos every day
@_.Leo_.5 жыл бұрын
“Next time you’re near balls, get close to it” Yes, daddy
@kassandraibarraa51505 жыл бұрын
Leo LOL
@th3dawn2345 жыл бұрын
Tet😊😊😊
@unusuario51735 жыл бұрын
Jesús Christ, hahaha
@naiknaik88125 жыл бұрын
no
@Rolando_Cueva5 жыл бұрын
r/ihavereddit
@vicentec95847 жыл бұрын
"How Much Of The Earth Can You See At Once?" "...and to conclude, if there's other life out in the universe, you mean nothing to them. Thanks for watching." I fucking love this channel, never stop, Michael.
@mikkosaariniemi57797 жыл бұрын
Эллина Ершова A Russian guy speaking Swedish. seems legit.
@nursik-7 жыл бұрын
Mikko Saariniemi how do you know it's a guy? Looks like a female name to me.
@eroticnigglet65147 жыл бұрын
Vicente C right? I love how every vsauce video always at first doesnt make sense but when you finish it everything connects
@MrBadassheavymetal7 жыл бұрын
Vicente C aka how to count needlessly large numbers with Michael
7 жыл бұрын
Vicente C qqqq
@dillbillthehillbill7 жыл бұрын
Vsauce: *rambles about a bunch of stuff* Me: hmm Vsauce: atoms Me: ahhh yes atoms I completely comprehend everything you've said now
@arshaghazie7 жыл бұрын
dillbillthehillbill relatable af
@solenix7 жыл бұрын
Viktor L. Takács chill out lmao
@mark7831 Жыл бұрын
I love the way Michael pulls in your imagination with about 6 globes 🌎
@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
Globular power
@robert-andreiionita28277 жыл бұрын
It is. ... *OR IS IT*??!!!
@superalvin72087 жыл бұрын
It is
@karigrandii7 жыл бұрын
I can already hear the music playing...
@buzzlightbeer42157 жыл бұрын
On average, a person can see about 4 square miles at one time because the distance to the horizon is like 3 miles and people have a narrow field of view.