Is It Okay to Touch Mars?

[@TheEpicRen]

“Only OG’s remember earth”

[@GammaFZ]

Nostalgia 100

[@derpy__7]

If we ever start living on Mars some people will say that for sure.

[@siddhantdeshpande4962]

The fact that it is edited makes me more suspicious🤔🤔

[@rafi_sensei5421]

Would those born on Mars still be considered earthlings?

[@bunnymerlin]

@MadMaddox martians*

[@flowstategmng]

Title: Is It Okay to Touch Mars? Michael: The universe doesn't care if you die.

[@tomasnones]

lol

[@sendosnu9814]

Sad but true

[@jakeweberzwier8655]

There is nothing subjective about the universe

[@ash_tray_6]

😂😂😂 made me lol

[@Gabahoe]

Made me laugh lol out loud

[@sqwertt8605]

“Mars rotates 2.7%slower” Oh our sleep schedule is gonna love that

[@theyoshi202]

Not sure if this is sarcastic but tbh I’d actually really like that. I’m never tired at night but always wanna sleep 2 more hours in the morning.

[@theyoshi202]

@Just an alien with some internet access Oh ok. Still, I’d love an extra 30 mins each day.

[@prashantbommareddy6793]

Our sleep schedule will adjust. There have been studies done with people locked away with no natural light and no clocks and there bodies had a totally different circadian rhythm. Our bodies will adjust to the days inn Mars pretty easily, especially as the difference is only 2.7%

[@NotjustRian01]

Ez claps

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@Just an alien with some internet access Yeah, yeah, su- Wait. What the-?!

[@FareSkwareGamesFSG]

17:34 Vsauce quote of the day: "What good is life to the universe? Perhaps it has none, but we are possibly its greatest and only hope to find out."

[@fundo3653]

That made me cry

[@clam1940]

He is asking to us should us human be creator of world and what is our purpose in life as human in the same video 🤯

[@clam1940]

Oh shit im late as fuck

[@mad3ub_]

Fr ​@@clam1940

[@defectpawn7194]

Right up there next to "Where did you get that body?"

[@truthfeline805]

"You're just a really neat thing dirt does" thanks michael, I need that...

[@themattbat999]

i can't tell whether you were encouraged or depressed by his statement.

[@friedchicken1]

@@themattbat999 probably both

[@themattbat999]

@@friedchicken1 understandable, Vsauce makes me both question and appreciate my existence.

[@hoangduchai7356]

Michael: Is it okay to touch mars? Guy named Mars: SWEATS NERVOUSLY

[@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803]

That might've been the nicest thing anyone has ever said too me

[@AlexisAlexander646]

Has anyone ever took the time to look at the description and how much effort he puts into these videos? There's over 30 websites he used, at least half of them are articles that he probably fully read. Not to mention, he has to make a script in a way that the average person can understand that lasts up to 18 minutes. And finally, someone has to edit everything he says, as well as add all the extra scenery videos like the Earth at the right spot that he says. I love this channel.

[@AlexisAlexander646]

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[@AlexisAlexander646]

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[@AlexisAlexander646]

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[@Baylorain]

“Where did you get that body” Me: *sweating* “The one you are in right now” Me: *relieved*

[@avnishbadoni1393]

😂😂😂

[@yahiaberair9578]

I got it from my daddy

[@pietponger4074]

Made me laugh made me smile

[@legendarywarrior7396]

@Chernobeel I got it from Joe.

[@chaarrlieee]

@@legendarywarrior7396 who... is joe

[@princefoxv]

Man, I didn’t realize how old this video was so when he said 2016 it hit me like a truck

[@NinjaFreeStar]

Same, I was fully taken aback 😢

[@pacingBlue]

Same here, in another video though, where he uses an old Samsung, like an s3 or sth. Time goes by..

[@Gumbocinno]

2016 doesn't even feel like that long ago. The older I get the quicker the years go by. It's fucked. Half of this year is just about over already.

[@josephblomstrand6348]

Same man same

[@engineeredarmy1152]

That was actually when I first watched Vsauce through this video

[@alfredfx0]

Michael, your tie is damn nice.

[@JakubLeliel]

The question is - "where did he get his tie?" ;) 14:52

[@Jaybiiird]

yep lol :-)

[@RyanJones-lv9dj]

I honestly want to know where he got it from It's very very nice

[@isaiah1065]

Alfred Lewis Michael! Michael! Where did you get your tie from?

[@miskerwhiskers5965]

Y'all are tripping me the fuck out

[@Dookiemunche]

You can touch Mars but only if it gives you consent

[@vincentnicholson3946]

When you're a star, they just let you do it.

[@Joker-gs6cl]

+Vincent Nicholson lol. That is smart.

[@idontbelieveinpenises1952]

MrMosbyOfficial VEVO It's worse cause I just ate a Mars Bar... With consent, of course.

[@goambriz]

MrMosbyOfficial VEVO Trump would just go for it...

[@BariumCobaltNitrog3n]

Acowname4 hours ago"Not without it's consent." Copycat.

[@D-Man_Jam]

_"A month from now, your skin will be completely different skin."_ *Then why do I still have acne*

[@oumardiop1]

do you still have it, its been a month

[@Sabinator3000]

it’s been a month, how ya doing?

[@humanleg8124]

And dermatitis?

[@debkalpapal2682]

Lmfao

[@debkalpapal2682]

Spelt as Limaffa-o

[@josepha7157]

@Vsauce I’d love to see a follow up on this, new news, new info, new discoveries, you always present so well I’d love to see new developments in this story a little under a decade later.

[@nafnist]

Here's the update: We're not gonna put a human on Mars any time soon, let alone colonize it. Elon lied.

[@gracecodd4378]

You just made me feel old

[@UnrealFusion94]

3 videos in 1 month? hope that doesn't mean no videos for 3 monthes

[@cilency]

Okay, now you have me worried.

[@markg2861]

Makaruna Next video will release when we actually touch mars

[@lifethrownoutofthewindow]

Makaruna It takes exact 3months to reach mars.. ILLUMINATI IS HERE

[@luongmaihunggia]

VTL no, it take 6-8 months, not 3 months

[@ДмитрийМ-ц5м]

Yep, that's a fact spitting

[@WalengaLeo]

If we meet aliens in our lifetimes Michael should be the one to greet them and represent us humans imo

[@SJAutomotiveDesign]

Nah, he's hetero and white. I bet they will choose a black muslim transgender, to be politically correct.

[@strangeman5698]

@@SJAutomotiveDesign nah it will be the US president

[@tonionknight7472]

@@SJAutomotiveDesign shut up

[@SJAutomotiveDesign]

@@tonionknight7472 Why? I'm telling the truth.

[@pearcepackman2528]

Would probably be the most sensible option wouldn’t it? Although I’m sure he’d cast humanity in a bit of a flawed light

[@Guts-the-Berserker]

*BUT YOU SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO TOUCH ANYTHING! STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF!*

[@addie2203]

omg I remember that XD

[@kryster2987]

then casca *wasn't "touched" by griffith???? because science??

[@devicintron7837]

Kryster Espeleta Hey Guts, when is the hiatus gonna end? When are you and Griffith gonna scrap again?

[@ThePhoenix561]

Gunner, it's actually "is anything real?" reference

[@colourfulseal2595]

Haha, 8:45

[@dertyluck]

17:34 Michael has actually taught me so much about life and perspective. He’s helped me through time of depression while also educating me 😭

[@grantmarks7429]

Question: Can You Touch Mars? Michael: *You are Mars*

[@Kurachi84]

**touches himself** hey, Mars.... you single?

[@каркар-у5ц]

*you are dirt*

[@theitalianstallion973]

I want a mars Chan

[@ryanaugustine5940]

But the more important question is can Mars touch you?

[@somo4227]

@@animax2422 N I C E

[@trevorfrancis3034]

“Where did you get that body? The one you are in?” Oh I thought he was talking about the one in the freezer. It’s going to spoil soon, and I need to share it.

[@idkanameforthis]

well im here you can share to me

[@rosesbloom324]

Is it too late to ask for some? The turkey's gone bad.

[@idkanameforthis]

@@rosesbloom324 yes ill ship u some

[@Burn_Angel]

@@rosesbloom324 What?! You want to eat it? I thought he kept it as a sexual toy.

[@TheWatcher-j5o]

@@Burn_Angel Ted Bundy?

[@StoopidMonkey06]

That closing speech hit me hard. I didn't cry, but it certainly did fuck up my brain.

[@JustSoCuteAri]

dude me too meaning of life speech

[@francoagosto2624]

I fucking cried a little bit, I felt the Bern

[@mrburke1998]

pumpkin spice clorox bleach, fuck you

[@LeTtRrZ]

Now you know why I was depressed for years. I always got the impression that we could make no difference in the grand scheme of things. But eventually I realized that humans are so ignorant that I can't make that call quite yet.

[@kaylajude2453]

Same. I always wonder what our purpose is, and how we are merely a speck of a speck of a speck of a speck of dust compared to the size of the universe. It's dumbfounding, and it makes me wonder why we're even here. What the purpose is. I guess the purpose is to be happy, believe in God if you do, and if you don't, don't. Love everyone, and declare to yourself that everything matters- that every little thing makes an enormous difference in the world. It's hard to find purpose sometimes, and that's understandable. But we have to keep searching.

[@Alvaro-gt1si]

"We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darn "life" thing is, keeping It around might very will be up to us"

[@quest-cequecesttonvisage]

we owe it at least that much

[@HakarDoski]

Is it ok to touch uranus ?

[@pikachu896]

e_e

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

Hakar Doski lol

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

Hakar Doski I see what you did there

[@alawi3246]

Maybe but we still have to talk to big boy jupiter

[@ragnkja]

When it comes to gas giants, the difficulty would be finding a surface to touch.

[@condortheboss]

Nice that you talked about the "Mars" trilogy. I think that the book series has a very reality-bound explanation of the issues that would be faced by colonists of Mars. Thanks for the video.

[@Vsauce]

Yea, they are fantastic books!

[@vikram2760]

+Vsauce awesome and informative videos keep it up

[@camerontorres3872]

+Vsauce HI!

[@Deutherius]

Damn, for a second there I thought someone stole my account to post nice comments on youtube :D Nice

[@Christopherlidis]

If Mars has a flag, what's Earth's flag?

[@edarksummie]

I think is beautiful too. It makes me think of how do we'll feel and how it would be when we need to use an Earth's flag. And yes, maybe Earth's flag needs to be more green, but I'm okay with the idea of a flag symbolizing Earth more like the blue planet.

[@LetoZeth]

Cancer.

[@TheScoutGuyYTPs]

@LetoZeth you are cancer xd

[@salvinho9932]

The american

[@alexsiemers7898]

The United Nations flag.

[@street_pisser]

This channel continues to astonish and amaze me. Michael has such a charming and engaging presence. Pairing education and entertainment seamlessly isn't an easy task. Fantastic stuff, Michael.

[@Socksshoesandhats]

I love that Michael never truly disproves anything, he always says "probably not" instead of "false".

[@ReadTheMango]

only a sith deals in absolutes

[@violett3520]

PAAAAWWNNNCH That statement is in itself, an absolute

[@Badgabr1]

Which makes it quite clear: yoda was a Sith

[@valence7959]

Does 1+1=3? Probably not

[@yoda5523]

Badgabr Not my line, that was.

[@oyaoyaoya1009]

Video: Is it okay to touch Mars? Michael: Worms remind me of the night sky

[@1slowE46]

Ami BRIT they remind me of the night sky too

[@coffinfeeder7732]

Haha it’s so funny to reduce statements to simple phrases that seem absurd and meaningless and take them out of context, truly there is no higher form of humor that evokes such laughter.

[@14o1chan]

@@coffinfeeder7732 *"...higher form of humor that evokes such laughter"*

[@pauldh62]

Would those be Thread Worms?

[@allegrovivace6806]

XD

[@TheTrueXaver]

"Where did you get that body, the one you’re in right now?" Thx I got it for my birthday

[@wealllovemerylstreep7037]

That's a good one!

[@bigboycaprisun1912]

TheTrueXaver same

[@CanadianBellator]

My mom made it

[@ShamblerDK]

No, the point is that the body you're in now, is not the one you were born with. All cells in your body are replaced over time.

[@CanadianBellator]

ShamblerDK you’re like a robot. We are joking cause it sounded funny.

[@MidwestBenji]

“We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darned life thing is, keeping it around might very well be up to us, we owe it at least that much” one helluva quote

[@blunts1988]

Whenever Vsauce uploads a new video, I watch it enthusiastically, regardless of the topic.

[@dipesh7512]

same

[@dax3m]

No One aems

[@attilapataki46]

i would say the same but i love space themed ones more :P

[@goldeyepodcast2614]

Simpson Blunt I'm not a dumbass because I look at the topic fucking dumbass

[@ericandre6554]

Jalackoton what?

[@ivald6321]

when you realize you've been watcing vsauce for 5 years...

[@velocipede3663]

Ivald I orgasm just hearing him

[@sexyscientist]

How can I check when I subscribed a channel?

[@nutmaster652]

Ivald Earth years or Mars years?

[@ivald6321]

Tommy Klein both ;)

[@Niom_Music]

Ivald ur old! :p

[@frogmantyla]

I really just let a dude named Michael call me dirt.

[@msbreezy8310]

Oof

[@cffeebear988]

I get bulled called dirt so I feel you

[@Dubby-vh2ke]

Child orphan Boy peace of shit..... mate, I think you mean piece of shit.

[@RoseOnFire]

F

[@A.A.V.]

Yo were you get that mask?

[@stopmostu]

Kid named mars

[@brendanness]

This needs more likes

[@KevinAxe8]

Kid named Okay

[@Angel09009]

Insane😭

[@Netizpossible]

Kid named touch

[@pouyan_m]

😂

[@ProraptorGaming1]

Michael where did you get that tie?

[@ProraptorGaming1]

And what do you think about abortion?

[@st4ostudios773]

+Proraptor Gaming Why the hell does that matter?

[@holdenroberts6973]

Shane Osada did ya watch the video mate?

[@st4ostudios773]

+Holden Roberts I hadn't gotten to that part yet so the abortion part seemed unnecessary when I wrote that.

[@spookydan3813]

Shane Osada did you watch the video?

[@dripcat5940]

60 years from now memes will be like: "If you knew this blue planet, your childhood was awesome."

[@thetimelapseguy8]

It would be cool to start a new civilization with no laws on Mars though.

[@inspirationmovemebrightly9627]

😳

[@torpuido4398]

@@thetimelapseguy8 2b2t in real life

[@oyungogdfrust4136]

@@thetimelapseguy8 people would make their own laws like a nation

[@normiewhodrawsonpaper4580]

The replies are gonna be like: “definitely loved sniffing the smell of carbon in the air”

[@ginothevader6258]

**looks at watch** Vsauce: “It is currently 2016”

[@goned216]

you can clearly notice that he is a time traveller >:C

[@redmptiondenied]

You act like there isnt a watch that has the date 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@goned216]

@@redmptiondenied the time travel clock :) lol still, why does he look at the clock VSauce has no notion of time :o

[@海賊島のいい動画集]

Deja. He’s not acting like that at all

[@ultrawankerobliterator420]

O R I S I T?

[@tracychristenson177]

I think, if we have colonies on Mars, even international ones, they should have at least a basic set of rules/laws and some basic organizational system for starting out, set up before they even leave Earth. Starting a new colony would be a hard life, and it would make it harder if the colonists have to completely reinvent society from scratch as some random, disorganized collection of people. If they have at least some basic system, even if they end up changing it later, it would give them something to start from.

[@nowfelmostafa4456]

Thousands of years of human evolution and yet I still consider myself lucky to have existed in the same era...decades...years where Michael exists

[@bobbybower9405]

But you didn't evolve

[@bobbybower9405]

@@trollrat2828 yes your right I've only recently emerged from my mothers flat earth religious extremism Internet cult I'm 14 you see

[@LucasIsHereYT]

@@bobbybower9405 I once was like you, indoctrinated into a religious mindset. I'm glad to see someone escape, welcome.

[@technus147]

@@trollrat2828 he said you, maybe hes insulting the guy?

[@Neptune_16]

Yes😩 like these facts are so useful and interesting like teaching but make it fun but jot rlly idk

[@bernhardtrian7471]

Imagine the first born baby on mars . More famous than the Kardasihans

[@hannibustoogfyrre6074]

Tahir Akkaya what if that kid IS a Kardashian?! *shivers*

[@DetectiveDerpy]

+Hannibus 42 rip

[@kangasushi8929]

Tahir Akkaya A child would be deformed if it were to be born on Mars. We need our gravity to form our bones the normal way, as we develop in the womb. A child born on Mars wouldn't get the same level of gravity.

[@lowqualityshitposts8860]

New State mars: The Kardashian Dynasty

[@just4skyrim]

Artificial gravity.

[@tariqrahim223]

"The volcanoes of Io will continue erupting, whether or not we write any more poems about love." - Michael Stevens

[@aristocat3012]

hol up

[@seedplanter7173]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmLRkGaNgdqdfs0

[@aristocat3012]

@@wolfgangcryso7864 r/ihadastoke brother?

[@birkoffhimura4607]

As I was scrolling throught comments, the video got exactly to this point as I was reading your comment he was saying it.

[@jordanm.5508]

Nat Geo's 'Mars' was my first space show! I can't believe it's been so long. That's what got me into space, and now I'll be going into aerospace engineering in the fall :)

[@bayappey]

Really? Are you going into space?

[@croissantsareaustrianactually]

How's your life going now

[@Messier42-handle]

@@bayappey aerospace engineering isnt being an astronaut. if they dont have a change of plan, theyll likely stay on earth, building rovers, landers, boosters, planes maybe . all that stuff

[@BalezinD]

I'm literally amazed by the qaulity of video materials you create. It's just beyond any words. Great work.

[@chaoticwho6285]

Дмитрий Балезин yea

[@FatAmericanMantittys]

Liz Draws TM lol 😆

[@FatAmericanMantittys]

Jaro Ralph ty Che blyad???

[@blingames1163]

You could say “Oy blin! This is good video! Mama! Get the kompot!” I am Slav.

[@Q_QQ_Q]

cyka blyat

[@syedraza2325]

"You are a temporary arrangement of stuff", That is Michael's way of saying "People do change"

[@lastfirst5689]

... and it's not surprising news

[@syedraza2325]

@Josef H. i couldnt agree more

[@kelvinkiumi]

Vsauce and Kurzgesagt's videos always seem to create an exestential crisis in my mind. Great video as always.

[@sheisnotmyname]

Vsauce is better

[@1llvmi]

@@sheisnotmyname lets not start a pointless debate. both is good

[@kshittyyyy]

Kurzgesgat liars

[@YatinVadehra]

Kurzegesaqt is propoganda/ brainwashing/ agenda promotion by billionaires and TPTB

[@reginaldcampos5762]

@kshittyyyy they don't lie, they bend the truth to an extreme

[@bluerobot7]

It's a perfect fact that today this video was uploaded 7 years ago and 2030 will come after 7 years. Vsauce theme+

[@TheDragonBallDubRemasters]

6

[@GryphonSmith-mk6dv]

"Uploaded 7 months ago, bluerobot7, 7 years ago, after 7 years" lots of 7's

[@Lou-uj6my]

And your comment was 7 months ago.

[@HeDoMo3r]

​@@GryphonSmith-mk6dv, math magic in action!

[@loganmayo7516]

Did he just call me dirt

[@gabrielmaisonet2843]

you succ

[@_____._..--_]

*YES*

[@mateuszbugaj799]

*triggered*

[@wdvorak]

Technically, he called us all dirt.

[@fullestauto8912]

Wil D Technically...m We *ARE* all dust. Even hour water-based parts

[@elliotwilson9866]

Those last few minutes were deep as absolute shit

[@bohnbaratheon1695]

Elliot Wilson i loved it though

[@Wilker_uwu]

The final minutes are always deep

[@TheColombianSpartan]

Torebun XD true

[@Lasselucidora]

Flag! Fuck you. Keep flag away from Mars.

[@Chevifier]

Elliot Wilson The power of music XD

[@rozain97]

Came for the answer Ended up somewere else And thats how vsause works

[@fadicrafter6090]

@Jordan Vzoz

[@ansh6370]

@@fadicrafter6090 🅱sos

[@ness7657]

Sometimes I wonder if this comment thread would've been normal if the person spelled Vsis right.

[@SantiagoAbud]

Thank you so much for your content. The 15 years old boy that enjoyed it daily with a smile in his mouth and his eyes will always have a place in my heart.

[@arnauadell4824]

Michael: "Where did you get that body?" Me: Shit wait how does he know? Michael: "... the one you're in right now" Me: Oh haha yeah that one, silly me..

[@nise6699]

michael got us in the first half

[@-AdiKsOn-]

Hold up...

[@Robospy1]

This is an underrated comment

[@kingpizzarat8999]

Who said it had to be your body you are in

[@AndrewGMusician]

😂

[@theultagamer1295]

"Where did you get that body?" - Michael 2016

[@Drekromancer]

TheUltaGamer12 I got it from my momma

[@signmanstrr5577]

People saying this is a pick-up line, but to me this sounds more like he just found a murderer in the alleyway.

[@AbyssPriestess]

"Where are your fingers?"

[@parthiancapitalist2733]

TheUltaGamer12 lol "pan_sperm_ia"

[@Lothar445]

I got it from my daddy.

[@PowerScissor]

I've only listened to this channel audio only for years. This is the first time I've actually seen the video portion. I never would have guessed he was constantly popping up from off-screen all the time. Now that's all I'm thinking about.

[@mibbleschmipse1056]

"[People are] a really neat thing that dirt does" -Michael

[@eiad1251]

Slander.

[@eiad1251]

Delete this.

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

Do not delete this.

[@tomziv321]

Eiad iiiii

[@tomziv321]

Eiad I like like

[@donovanfn]

“Hey what’s your nationality?” “Martian” “Oh, cool I’m from the moon.”

[@navedhasan4632]

Marsian

[@corveii5820]

Martian*

[@donovanfn]

K I fixed it

[@donovanfn]

@@vukkraguljac2855 idk

[@saintiemon9293]

moonling

[@poncho.4127]

Watching a Vsauce video: - Let's go to Mars! - Why do I exist?

[@naturesbeast4634]

Spontaneous combustion of the human body makes sense now!

[@noxxi]

couldn't have said it better myself kudos to you, good sir

[@republicapopularchina580]

Just like James May.

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

poncho. And that's why noodles aren't green.

[@matthiasschoumatthiasson7638]

poncho. O

[@blockala]

I felt it when he said 2016. Cant believe I watched this in 2016..

[@bepis_lord7883]

Same, wish it was 2016 again instead of 2023.

[@goldplate3498]

"We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darned life thing is, keeping it around might very well be up to us we own at least that much." Vsause Michael Best quote ever. Keep making great videos!

[@FennKitFox]

Yeah

[@rayy1108]

Such a great way to end a video

[@timbroski4487]

Small correction that changes quite a lot: in the last sentence he says "we owe it at least that much" I agree that it's a great quote though

[@gonzalogutierrez510]

"Where do you get that body?" Oh Michael, stop it 🙈

[@viktorija6731]

LMAO HHAHAHAAA

[@SpikeyBagel]

:)

[@skkdkdkd4552]

OMG! #LMAO

[@stwrt9042]

Skkd # ??

[@E1zzzZ]

*blushes* O-oh stahp ittttt...

[@liamcastillo]

The End tho...

[@snapped1220]

Liam Castillo heavy shxt

[@luciano8528]

TwinCitiesApe yep haha

[@misterpuggers8220]

a7x?

[@BrianLovesYou]

It's not a Vsauce video if it doesn't give you a existential crisis.

[@not_vj]

Liam Castillo, Subscribe to my channel

[@ej_lovesweather]

Earth 49372719-49372732 kids: “It’s just a planet” 5000000BC-1000000 kids: *nostalgia*

[@BubblegumDog_]

Vsauce: "Is It Okay to Touch Mars?" Astronaut: *Touches soil from Mars* Mars: "Dude, stop"

[@iloveamerica1966]

Mars: ok, go ahead....it's been a looooooooooooooooooong time. Feels pretty good, actually. Oh yes, right there behind the cliff. Yes...

[@MSAWCartoonist]

im- *mars nO-*

[@rokujadotorupata4408]

mars: bro no homo

[@aristocat3012]

#PlanetsAgainstAbuseFoundation

[@frenchfries4402]

also mars:dude i have coronavirus

[@dominicdimartino5005]

The end hit me so hard. I'm not even gonna lie, I kinda teared up. Life is so precious and we, as a species, have little to regard for any other life. And that's sad. Its so depressing.

[@dominicdimartino5005]

Y0uEnj0yMyself You're right, but I think a nuclear war would make parts of the planet inhabitable. But eventually, life would be able to thrive in those areas again. Over a period of time though.

[@dominicdimartino5005]

90ItsYaBoii90 I'm sorry that I actually see value in living beings. We are ruining our planet every day. Sooner or later, we won't be able to live here anymore. And once that happens, its either let our species die out, or find a new home.

[@DefeatLust]

His endings are always fucked up. They hit you in a certain way that's just, "yo... Fuck Vsauce... Damn.."

[@dominicdimartino5005]

JoMomma239 Yes but I love them lol

[@DefeatLust]

Dominic Dimartino Definitley brother

[@myrusEW]

Talking about space always makes me sad. It reminds how insignificant everything I've ever known or ever will know is. It reminds me I'm going to die quickly, relative to the big picture. There's so much I won't be able to see, to know, to experience. I'm limited by this human body, and it's sad.

[@milesscene3957]

Chris Legaspi You don't need to see everything, it doesn't matter when you are dead.

[@zzscopezzdesire5175]

Very deep my friend, I wish to see proof of extraterrestrial life in my lifetime then I will accept my death.

[@VluggeJapie59]

Chris Legaspi It always make me feel happy. It means that all our problems are insignificant. And all the time we fucked up meaningless.

[@yippee188]

Chris Legaspi that got deep fast and now you got me thinking

[@yippee188]

ZzScopezZ DeSiRe same

[@foxythepiratefoxgames]

4:35 We've done this 8 times by now

[@lemon5501]

Video: can we touch Mars? Knowledge I gained: Existential Crysis

[@creditsunknown7974]

_your read_ *HOW TO MAKE A CAKE* _KNOLEDGD GAINED_ *INFINITY ASTROPHISICS*

[@ArcticArmy]

Your Pokemon learned Existential Crisis!

[@ghrtfhfgdfnfg]

Vsauce

[@Pakkens_Backyard]

ikr

[@4n4rch1st7]

Jokes on you i already have multiple on a daily basis anyway

[@luxurious0346]

Next episode: Is it ok to touch Uranus

[@Brumskin.]

Luxurious03 next episode Can we touch aliens..

[@itsayaz7275]

Himiko toga 😂

[@itsayaz7275]

Forza Ur anus

[@Platin_2004]

No

[@noelrabina8446]

😂😂😂

[@jimcanterak7349]

"Alien nano-bacteria don't wear ties." HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT MICHAEL

[@yellobanana6456]

He knows everything

[@swagingexo_osh8487]

LMAO

[@Jimmysage3273]

Plumbers don’t wear ties either avgn

[@Shampoid]

michael watches memes did you just assume that he doesnt watch memes because hes popular

[@doomshroom8166]

@@yellobanana6456 or does he?

[@adamperry835]

Michael telling me that I'm "a really neat thing that dirt does" is the most existential crisis inducing thing I've ever heard

[@filipkohout4704]

Remember, not just a really neat thing that dirt does, you are a temporary really neat thing that dirt does :D

[@gergodenes6360]

Where did you get your tie?

[@fruit5003]

From his grandfather.

[@fryingpanstan4596]

Is that a joke because he actually asked that question in the video

[@fuekmailaifu2531]

Gergő Dénes Mars.

[@gergodenes6360]

It is a joke...

[@DavidJayIndie]

Reminds me of that journalist asking the women astronaut how she used tampons in zero gravity. Because that's what we all want to know, right? :v

[@kams8759]

Micheal: *Where did you get body?* Me: **Scrambles out of house knowing that he's onto me**

[@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON]

~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy🎶 ~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy🎶 ~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy 🎶

[@lololol559]

@@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON Eeeee psy

[@kenns.3107]

YOU BETTER RUN HE WILL COME FOR YOU

[@tmrionetot7827]

@@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON yaaa

[@VikingBadass94]

No one runs from the Vsauce Not even Vsauce himself

[@elijah-jamesmac2039]

“Where did you get that body?” Nervously looks towards trunk “The one you’re in right now” Ohh okay lol Edit- woah thanks for the likes y’all, definitely didn’t expect this comment to blow up 😂😂

[@yahyashaikh7151]

FBI open up!

[@truesquare5564]

Military open up!

[@truesquare5564]

@Federal Bureau of Investigation gottem

[@CreAnimal]

I got it from my momma

[@masternobody1896]

earth flag is big brain

[@michaelmellon6851]

I always enjoy your videos. Always a big fan of National Geographic.

[@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq]

How is NG relevant?

[@olivercharles2930]

@@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq This video was sponsored by Nat Geo

[@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq]

@@olivercharles2930 Ah, yeah: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYbHlaxuh6yqpNU&lc=UgwLCjgVOIYPAbHwG7t4AaABAg.9jfQPJYhXA89k0eKGH0WNO#:~:text=thanks%20to%20nat%20geo%20for%20sponsoring%20this%20video

[@calebbell2848]

I wish this video was more popular I think it’s one of the most deep, fascinating, and important videos he’s made

[@natertater3400]

he made me question life howq is this facinating he made me ask all these what is life why do i live why can i not see out your eyes what is your purpose what is my purpose do live to then just die or do we die to live why cant you see out my eyes is it to live and die or die and live is our only goal to survive why can i not read your mind WHAT IS LIFE AND ITS PURPOSES DO I LIVE TO DIE OR DIE TO LIVE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DEATH why do people exist what is the reasoning of humans do we live birth die is't just the goal of all animals and after all that we are the most complicated ones that figured out how to use toolds to make living easir have we finally become the one true god of our own universe is our pupose to feel emotions greater than no other being that has ever existed before us or are the less complicated et more complicated versions of others why did us the gods decide to stay at war with eachother instead of ending the never ending war between life and death we know exactly how yet cannot fathom the possiblities it will bring why do we humans exist just to suffer and then die or do we die to suffewr if reincarnartion is real then what did i do in my past life what you do in your past life what did anyon of us humans do or did we do anything at all did we ever exist before our first memories is this a dream or a simulation why do we feel emotions becoming more aware makes getting food easier but completing life harder we will feel physical nad emotional pain we will have scars to no avial we destro our own kind just to create even more of us we are so stupid yet so smart we do stupid stuff like making viruses and yet we can find the cure to them within a week do we live to die and during that proccess have to deal with the hardships of being aware and what would it be like if we were never aware in the first place what if the opnly goal was to die life then would be easist yet hardest becuase we wouldn't have anything to kill ourselves with so that is why we decided to living as long as possible quite litarlly turning the tablesw and then started allowing the goal of those before us get their goals faster and then since they became more aware they decided to live on and not die is that why we are so insufferable yet enjoy and continue to make more of us just for them to suffer

[@grimSl0th]

@@natertater3400 There is no greater purpose of life. The goal of the very first cell (porkaryote) was reproduction. (Of course the first cell didn't make a conscious decision to have that goal - it was subjected to natural forces [+ itself wasn't conscious, consciousness only developed after some time throughout evolution]). After more cells developed the fight of life began. Some eat, while others get eaten. Survival of the fittest. This means also procreating successfully. Evolution selected living beings and still does. Life is a combat. Our whole psychology as well as physiology have been designed (selected by the principle of evolution) to keep us as individuals as well as a collective (-> reproduce) alive. We (some humans) strive to inhabit Mars because of the same reasons. It's logical and simple, yet a lot of averagely educated people don't see life for what it is, even if they have the cognitive capacity to understand, their psychology (which has been formed by evolution) likely refuses it and tries to make them believe in a fantasy - that there is a higher purpose. Even some Atheists want that higher purpose. If they didn't, maybe they'd agree with Inmendham. Can we please leave Mars alone, it's good that there is no life because if there is no life there is no suffering. And there is no need for a need. If humanity goes extinct because of humanity, this should be the best testimony that we shouldn't procreate on Mars. Even if humanity goes extinct because of natural reasons other than humanity itself, we still are a brutal species (not saying other species are better) that let things happen like war, famines, slavery, etc.

[@grimSl0th]

@@natertater3400 If my first paragraph made perfect sense to you (and got you even more interested in the topic), maybe you should research about Efilism and watch Inmendham. If you do so, look beyond his personality flaws and focus on the arguments. Very best wishes

[@mbwhly]

Agreed but most comment sections on his videos seem to be about making the worst joke about his sanity or how he changes topic a lot. Very original jokes, I may add.

[@iheartlreoy8134]

if you live in California, you already don't experience seasons.

[@eTSu15]

IHEartLReoy true

[@ryanmcdowell2326]

summer all year

[@nickarya5660]

Try Florida

[@randomizednamme]

* southern California

[@GizmoFan1]

Eh, Bay Area's been pretty damn cold in the morning recently. You can tell a difference between Summer and Winter.

[@adonisparts1343]

Bill Clinton: this very well could be proof that extraterrestrial life once existed in our universe. The press: nice tie bro

[@coyraig8332]

To be fair, he was very superstitious

[@JayJayvanriel]

That is almost an insult

[@Pain-xw1rj]

Only *almost*

[@RBZ06LT6]

Bill Clinton is a rappist and a killer

[@jashipeanut9124]

leoaleromm A rappist?

[@that_guy7775]

watching this in 2023 thinking 7 years is not gonna do it

[@MisterNohbdy]

4:24 - Michael checking his time-traveler watch to figure out current local time

[@lastfirst5689]

he was only able to come up with the year. Nota smart guy ;)

[@Ebilbacon88]

That shit got really deep at the end holy fuck

[@JustinOpinionChannel]

Michael: "It takes months to travel between Earth and Mars" Christopher Columbus: "Yeah, that would really be a drag"

[@bluntslt8023]

Justin Opinion really bro ? Atleast it’s not years and shit a few months we could handle to be in a brand new planet

[@dingdonghello1754]

@@bluntslt8023 wdym really bro? Did he say something? I feel that he just made a joke that connected to chris

[@bluntslt8023]

TheOrionGalaxy no cuz he’s saying it would be a drag because it’s a couple months. Atleast it’s not freaking years you feel me

[@dingdonghello1754]

That's the joke He's supposed to be sarcastic lol

[@bluntslt8023]

TheOrionGalaxy you two both are the focking joke mon don’t @ me

[@LiamsPlushStudio]

It feels like he knows how the neext 200 years are going to play out hes just keeping us in suspense waiting for the next episode

[@Spacedust24]

"Ultimately Jupiter doesn't care if there are 7 billion humans or 7 trillion, the volcanoes of Io would continue erupting wether or not we write any more poems about love. If humans were wiped out today, the fundamental forces of the universe wouldn't change and distant galaxies would continue their journeys into the abyss, beyond the observable universe just as they already are and always will. What good is life to the universe? Perhaps it has none, but we are possibly its greatest and only hope to find out. " - Michael Stevens Best vsauce qoute ever

[@youtubeaccount9636]

"the"

[@kamilskiba9158]

No, the best vsauce quote is: "Your butt is magnificent." Vsauce - 2014

[@Nekodev]

Way to make me question the existence of everything again

[@mutzbauer]

Yeah that got really existential at the end haha

[@undead890]

It ain't a Vsauce episode unless you question everything you thought you knew by the end.

[@sukhmandeepvirdi]

I felt the same

[@messi-rw4si]

Gordan Ramsey coming just under 5 min chef lol

[@mykasikna]

Gordan Ramsey

[@Ropsuguy]

"How did you get that body you're in right now" I grew it myself, thank you.

[@johnsanchez5146]

Spookki that's super ominous I hate it thank you

[@Ropsuguy]

You elected me.

[@carlosmontenegro1927]

no your parents did too

[@c0niine]

No your parents did.

[@Ropsuguy]

No. they kickstarted me being able sustain myself. therefore i grew myself but they planted the seed.

[@mrscrunklebot]

“L + Ratio + Touch mars + No oxygen 👽”

[@nezukochan471]

bruh

[@OmarHyari2009]

"Oh you play Genshin Impact? Yeah go touch Mars dust."

[@MateiRacheru]

Michael: You are 0.0000000000001% martian Me: I'm a bit of a martian myself

[@GH29111]

Matei Grasu no

[@Turnibean]

That's what he said, yes.

[@GH29111]

Carl D. Bean no

[@Turnibean]

What?

[@thatkid1673]

Carl D. Bean you forgot 3 zeros

[@noozledgames869]

I can't watch a vsauce video without questioning my existence

[@SoapyBubbles]

same

[@kicks1124]

Noozled Games! you mean nothing there know go live your life to the fullest

[@professoreisenoxid9882]

Somehow true :D

[@catsoften]

Noozled Games! I don't need vsauce for that

[@moreshittyplaylists4150]

Noozled Games! I can't watch Vsauce because KZbin red is to epensive

[@dabatronicsupersonic4895]

do his knees get sore from all that popping up from under the camera

[@DraconasLyrr]

Is he popping up from under the camera or is the camera falling from above him? o_o

[@kristinsanyang76]

DraconasLyrr ●3●

[@viktorlindeberg7363]

+DraconasLyrr Hey Vsauce, Micheal here! Today we ask the question: is Micheal popping up from under the camera, or is it simply falling down via. gravity to cause the illusion that Micheal is popping up?

[@Bififress0r]

What if.... Michael is actually falling down to earth, being held by a rope around his leg and the camera is actually upside down?

[@ryandupuis5860]

The Panda From Uganda when this was uploaded i had a broken arm

[@vasu_s_cool]

"Dust in from dust to dust is Earth dirt." - Michael

[@skillfulfighter23]

My mother also said I was dirt

[@onni3090]

skillfulfighter23 your mother said i was dirty too...

[@stonecat676]

Does your mother know I eat dirt for breakfast?

[@zachary1077]

i fap to dirt

[@seepoowoop]

skillfulfighter23 she meant it

[@TheGabrielPT]

Magic Boss ok stop.

[@CatfishTape]

Alien: I’m 50% kryptonian. Human: Oh yeah? Well I’m 0.0000000000000001 Martian!

[@thediscordfunnyhour987]

jason conner we gonna catch lunar aids

[@atulkishan3752]

You added an extra zero there of your own

[@MrTeddy12397]

1% scottish 2% swedish 5% bavarian 4% french 10% dutch 22% Italian that mean i'm basically fully Scottish! i'm wearing a kilt right now to respect my traditions!

[@theguywhogetsyourreference2720]

"Where did you get that body?" My mom and dad made it for me, thanks

[@briannorman1750]

You could even technically be correct if you said “My mom and dad made it for me for my birthday”

[@nonami_066xswqoqowiwl]

Brian Norman 💀💀

[@nonsensetv_]

Yeah same

[@frhn707]

Oh no everi parent did the no no oh no

[@coolmandudeperson1418]

I thought he meant the one in my closet

[@thelastroman7791]

“Scientists on Earth pay millions of dollars to see Martian rocks, I’m using them as ballast”. -Mark Watney

[@abdullahmughal123]

are we the aliens that will conquer mars

[@corbin5414]

Abdullah Pervaiz. I never thought about that

[@yippee188]

Abdullah Pervaiz omg i'mma alian

[@katmintgi]

*brain explodes*

[@chelstoncontent]

Madison Welch same lol

[@georgeallee16]

or are we dancers

[@volcanic0321]

Michael:Where did you get that body? Me:How did you know I killed him Michael:that one you’re in right now Me:oh

[@mememore4333]

Volcanic 0321 I'm calling the police

[@goyang.]

Volcanic 0321 this comment is underrated

[@ODSTSniper68]

Me: oh fuck fbi in my camera it was just a joke oh fuck

[@izzyspitz1256]

lol

[@jhonatanguillen5291]

FBI OPEN UP !!!!!!!!

[@labraskion6920]

Hey! Vsauce. Michael here... At least I hope. But, if hope, is the least.. Then what is the most? *music starts

[@matthewlewiscomposer]

Labraskion | that's how all Vsauce videos start.

[@matthewlewiscomposer]

Hey Vsauce. Micheal here, but am I really here? Or am I a dolphin? *music starts*

[@LolLol-cq4bh]

Labraskion Hey! Vsauce. Micheal here...or am I a banana, but what do bananas do? Then what is an ananab?

[@brennonstevens467]

Not You Never forget Harambe

[@deepblueyonderspage]

@ TIMYN: I wish I could like that a 1000 more times!

[@hannnix4913]

It’s now six years after this video has been made, and that’s six whole years closer to 2030. Wow, am I excited

[@ultrawankerobliterator420]

that "hey vsauce" at the beginning is extremely threatening and i wasn't expecting it michael please stay away

[@capseamonkey6609]

Not funny

[@SparseB]

Didn’t laugh

[@sealion6030]

c:

[@chadfishfruit]

Or will I

[@peytonmcbride3086]

Ha!

[@SquirrelArtz]

Some people say we're born too late to explore the earth, and to early to explore space. I say we're just about right to explore our solar system.

[@hexx2211]

LowseOfficial We're not too late to explore Earth. There's still all kinds of ocean life we have yet to find.

[@andreiteo6883]

Hexx The univers is more important though

[@jakes1714]

LowseOfficial No just dank memes

[@andreiteo6883]

Bread Nerd if we ever go to space we need at leaft 5TB of dank memes

[@andreiteo6883]

jbac xtrme why would we. Space exploration is more important

[@dodgecrockett3474]

When Michael repeated all those zero's, my dog started staring at the speaker. Then he went back to sleep. Every time I replay the zero's, he stares again.

[@ActionJackson669]

Even HE knows that shit is wild 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@leon.007]

Beautiful poetry at the end

[@nihabkhan9184]

“Quarantined for 3 weeks.” Heh.. 3 weeks.. cute..

[@OpiiCat]

Covid isn't even that bad

[@wta1518]

@@OpiiCat yes it is

[@nekad2000]

@@OpiiCat Compared to other pandemics through history? COVID is pretty forgettable. I mean, it's here and now so we have to deal with it, but we would look like a bunch of whiny brats to any generation that had to deal with a real pandemic in history.

[@pipess7064]

@@nekad2000 I think the main issue with COVID is that while we sit on our thrones of silicon, glass fiber, and radio waves, a relatively meager disease managed to sit us down and slap us around. It speaks volumes about the public, governments, cultures, idiocy, and the limitations of our capabilities. So yes, forgettable in its fatality. But major in its social effects and as a crack in the window of our illusions of power.

[@jacobnvr185]

@@nekad2000 why ya'll gate keeping plagues LMAO