Is All Fair In Love And War?

/ tweetsauce
/ electricpants
**The song at the end is “Infinite Cities” performed by The Bright Light Social Hour off of the album Space Is Still the Place courtesy of Frenchkiss Records: • The Bright Light Socia... "
Thanks to @atomcrafter on twitter for asking about pencil lead! / 539849245634097153
graphite: www.minerals.net/mineral/graph...
Rules of war video form the Red Cross: • What are the Rules of ...
Don Quixote quote: www.cliffsnotes.com/cliffsnote...
Mook Chivalry: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php...
Environmental Convention: www.icrc.org/eng/resources/do...
Operation Popeye: • Operation Popeye - Wea...
Perfidy:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknew...
the actual text of the Geneva Convention about perfidy is here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfidy
Rules of War links:
www.icrc.org/applic/ihl/ihl.n...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_war
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protecti...
Some remaining laws concerning love (marriage): www.nytimes.com/2012/11/15/us/...
undercover police can use fraudulent relationships: www.theguardian.com/commentisf...
Spousal Privilege: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spousal_...
Other privileges: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Privileg...)
Homo Sapiens: *"homo" is related to "humus," though "human" more directly comes from "humus." "homo" means man/man-of-the-Earth dictionary.reference.com/brows...
Sapience: io9.com/5961226/when-does-an-a...

[@muzammilhalim3188]

Q: Is all fair in love and war? A: This is a pencil

[@orbital1950]

That's honestly why i love Vsauce.

[@michaelmoch3531]

He can get so off topic at times. That's also why i love him to.

[@sarcasticfanstic]

It is a magical wepon. This is a pen.

[@floweyball2592]

this is a melon

[@zorth4729]

This is John Wick

[@breakinparadise]

Im just gonna say what everyones thinking...... Vsauce doesnt post videos often enough.

[@newera478]

Posting videos might lower the quality of them. I like Vsauce not becoming a sellout.

[@PtaszekZPtasiegoMleczka]

Yeah, it would be awesome to see a video from Michael every day. But the amount of time it takes to come up with an idea, doing the appropriate research, writing a script, and recording and editing, is enormous. I'm happy he takes the time he needs to make the videos what they are. That makes Vsauce, Vsauce. The waiting always sucks, but once he releases a new video you get all excited and you know you are going to love it :D

[@ikasu00]

windinhishare Try doing these kinds of research-heavy videos yourself. See how it goes. Also he has a life, and I can tell that you don't.

[@Moonknife]

Vsauce is here for the audience, not for the KZbin money

[@zan9815]

quality > quantity

[@NautilusMusic]

I remember being a kid thinking "if I was a leader in war, I'd make all my men hide in ambulances and trojan horse the enemies" and couldn't understand why no one had thought of doing it before.

[@zero123alpha6]

War criminal in training.

[@MarkusAldawn]

"My opponent has given many complicated plans for fixing the economy. Mine is simple. Has anybody tried walking into a bank and taking the money?"

[@ydgames4291]

It will only looks suspicious if you have like 4+ ambulances walking in 1 direction but other than that, calm down satan.

[@diamom_]

I bet as a kid you also thought we could just print more money to solve all problems lol

[@NautilusMusic]

Considering I was about 6 at the time, I hardly understood money came from anywhere other than money trees

[@aurasphere121]

“Is all fair in love and war?” Pencil lead is made of graphite, which is a non metal metallic mineral found in rock.

[@raydarable]

Yes.

[@smoothiefries]

Vsauce moment.

[@natew4724]

I asked for cheetos not fritos

[@quantumcode1278]

Only on Vsauce

[@amado4249]

Translation - This channel is stupid.

[@invalide]

War is not about who is right, it is who is left

[@Supermynci9000]

That's... oddly profound.

[@arikrodriquez]

Invalide_Account well said my friend

[@myttydohun4851]

310 IQ

[@jo3m4ma60]

"Who is Left" After the slaughter

[@vaskedagame880]

*SPEECH 100*

[@sleeping_asher]

I love how the video is named "Is All Fair In Love And War?" and 40sec in he already talking about pencils and video games..... and somehow we still get to the point of the video

[@jalajsawhney4450]

ikr vsause is an ADD person's dream... and i am ADD lol

[@Goneplaid_]

What he is trying to say about the video games still relate to the topic though which is amazing if you think about it, but I dont get what the pencil stone stuff he said means when relating to the video.

[@juggi301]

I was like......wtf? pencils? videogames? What drugs did he use, because I Want some

[@jaryRim]

The video game bit made a bit of sense, because of how mook behaviour is following a certain "convention" despite being not completely efficient. Michael talks about easiest way to victory. The pencil bit is what I don't get.

[@DRakshasa]

LBM Goneplaid He said "Even if you write something with a pencil, it is technically still written in stone" or something like that. This might refer to a multitude of things he talked about like "laws of physics" or he might mean it a bit more metaphorical, like, we treat the laws of love/war as if they were written in stone, even though they aren't. You can actually do a lot with the simple mention of the pencil. Stuff like this is why he's a genius.

[@jysethia]

"Is all fair in Love is War?" Well... *Whoever falls in love first, loses*

[@akdhsskorolius486]

"i am going to make you confess first!"

[@MrMacchiato97]

What the fuck is this from

[@daan5029]

@@MrMacchiato97 anime

[@MrMacchiato97]

@@LiterallyHeM thank you

[@leenordgomez4275]

now that the reference I want to find

[@wren_.]

2:40 that little clip of the person flicking the golfball into the hole is the perfect analogy. if you really wanted to win a game of golf, you would simply pick the ball up and put it in the hole. however, that wouldn’t be very rewarding, would it? We humans love to create artificial struggle because it makes us feel like our accomplishments are meaningful. such is the same for war.

[@thewarrior130]

My guy debunked humanity

[@matussatek6006]

Well, in Catch-22, some activity was described like this - it is like a sport, you will receive a golden medal for being the best in doing something absolutely useless.

[@yourfavoriteclaymationpeng2926]

Violating the Geneva convention only matters if you lose.

[@farmsalot1233]

This is true.

[@theonebman7581]

@KnightHart I think there has been enough historical proof through the past 100 years it... really doesn't. *cough* Vietnam. *cough*

[@OlliOtter]

Yes, for example, Churchill gave the order to use chemical and biological weapons on the Germans in WW2 if there were to be land invasion of the British mainland

[@mahikmamun3711]

KnightHart Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, (Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo Bay,) Yemen, Crimea, the list goes on and nobody is prosecuted.

[@tacticalidiots2340]

Chances are if people say that they're about to defend the Nazi's war crimes

[@j3blanton8]

The one man that won’t stretch a vid to 10:00 mins

[@centiments11]

random guy guy random He doesnt even say Subscribe And like If you enjoy in any of his videos . What a great guy

[@centiments11]

@@jackeronie6490 in our minds

[@hewhomustnotbenamed5912]

I didn't even realise it was that short since his videos actually have content in every bit of it rather then stretching out jokes, making forced jokes and repeating himself. Damn I watch to many news videos.

[@AsymmetricTV]

@@centiments11 Just because someone didn't say that, doesn't mean they're a great guy edit: oops sorry i meant just because they said subscribe to my channel doesnt mean they're a great guy lol im so stupid

[@josemalvaes1058]

@@jackeronie6490 this vid was made 4 years ago

[@garryson856]

I swear this guy can make staring at a white wall intresting

[@zed7038]

Thas recist >:(

[@garryson856]

@@zed7038 men mi resict

[@hw_yozoraVODS]

He did, for 3 days

[@racingfuel28]

Have you watched the Isolation episode of Mind Field?😂

[@avedic]

I miss these old school Vsauce videos.... Whenever I've had a bad day and am feeling a bit shitty.....I often watch these old videos. It's almost like comfort food or a feel good movie. Anyone else lol?

[@JKTProductionzIncNCo]

Yeah he seems to have gotten tired of making long interesting science videos. I usually like to watch Isaac Arthur, Godier, Event Horizon, & Cool Worlds for my science fix.

[@binx1847]

Everyone just posts “joke” comments thinking what they say is actually funny. Nowadays they can’t have a serious thought or conversation.

[@JatPhenshllem]

@@binx1847 What are "joke" comments?

[@ryanalbertson4413]

@@JKTProductionzIncNCo Godier is the best

[@manimusicka2]

I know right!

[@marsmartis2697]

2:02 When your friend Henry is about to do something stupid

[@thesauciestboss4039]

1:58

[@isaiahgoden2320]

The Sauciest Boss tf was the point of this time stamp lol

[@thesauciestboss4039]

@@isaiahgoden2320 probably responded to the wrong thing?

[@isaiahgoden2320]

The Sauciest Boss no, all you did was put a timestamp a few seconds before what Will was referring to

[@isaiahgoden2320]

The Sauciest Boss What?

[@failatlife1]

"Why don't enemies just come right at you (in video games)?" And thus, Dark Souls was born.

[@jimbob8949]

PRAISE THE SUN!

[@legocrazz8528]

+Jim Bob i once said that in school and my teachers thought i was in a cult

[@antonk1755]

Ahahahahahah

[@failatlife1]

Yeah, that's what makes it such a great game. Outwardly, it seems random and chaotic, but when you slow down and look carefully, there is a distinct pattern.

[@TestSubjectQWTD]

YAY! It's like the last 30 years of gaming. But Again!?!?!?

[@kularathnehasindu1575]

Aka Akasaka said "love is war" and he proved it.

[@usernamemctypey428]

But since there are no Geneva Conventions for love, neutral reporters -pink haired ones in particular- often get used by the combatants for their own ends.

[@deerglx4732]

@@usernamemctypey428 and the inadvertent victims of these awful battles include a blue-haired otaku and a brown-haired defender of justice. Coconspirator for these battles include a yellow-haired gal/maid/transvestite.

[@ideary8834]

"It's a violation of the laws of war to kill while pretending to be dead" Japanese in ww2: No.

[@tafazziReadChannelDescription]

There was no convention before WW2. Americans used flamethrowers on the japanese but they're banned now.

[@Nai_101]

@@tafazziReadChannelDescription i thought the geneva convention was created because of ww1?

[@tafazziReadChannelDescription]

@@Nai_101 look it up

[@james_kimpel]

@@tafazziReadChannelDescription land Mines are also banned now

[@tyrstone3539]

@@james_kimpel so? You can’t ban something if nobody gives a crap

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

50 seconds in... "How the hell did 'love and war' turn to pencil graphite?"

[@isgzhdun2821]

ikr

[@macknapoli9049]

that's why Vsauce has my subscription :) fresh perspectives

[@blucyan6862]

He tries to go by the simple to the complicated for some people understand

[@TakuCityPop]

Agreed weeeeell its Vsauce what do you expect.

[@javious4110]

Micheal loves tangents

[@kentmichaelgalang686]

"your spouse cannot be forced to testify against you" time to marry everybody

[@coyraig8332]

Imagine all the divorce papers, though

[@justderp5713]

So... basically Mormonism without the whole cult thing?

[@therainbowwillow4453]

Just Derp hell yeah

[@elir842]

@@justderp5713 nope. Say what you will about mormonism being a cult, they do not support polygamy

[@justderp5713]

Eli Anderson, Fun Fact: Mormons had essentially taken over Utah territory by having an incredibly large population there (fun fact: half of all utahns today are mormons) and they fought a war with the federal government. Utah was prevented becoming a state until polygamy was outlawed and it finally was making it the 45th state in the US.

[@miraq1118]

Physical damage can be seen by everybody , but psychological damage can only be seen by those who feel others and not just see them +This video is a masterpiece

[@Rip_Bluefd]

V sauce: asks the question is all fair in Love and war? Also vsauce: proceeds to explain a pencil

[@mravestruzradiactiva8412]

A 9:59 minutes long video. You don't see that today

[@jetteyes2064]

actually for me its 9:58

[@xa21rehandaphedar87]

Yeah especially fortnite ytbers

[@harleydeltoro4178]

RIP ad money

[@samtinkle9076]

Everything’s fair. Even 10-min adrev.

[@DragonFly-qm4vh]

Not everything is fair un Yt my friend

[@Kalwin420]

"Love is war, love is war, love is war"

[@denisidk_2849]

Lmao

[@sailormoon8761]

Ohhhh Mistaaa (Kaguya-sama riiiiight?!)

[@FunnyMemes-dr3se]

The manga is good...

[@fantoast6932]

wish it was continued

[@uselessvirus155]

@@fantoast6932 it is.

[@epRivera]

I love how even with so many different cultures and ways of life, everyone can mutually agree that some things in war are just plain wrong in every way even it it helps and and agree to never do it

[@drst1ngr131]

Vscauce looks like the Ghost of Christmas past in this

[@DannysStufff]

Hey Michael, did you know that the word Vsauce pronounced in english accent, sounds exatly the same as the word viisaus in finnish, which translates to wisdom or knowledge. What a funny coincident, or is it?

[@castrocafe8049]

*mind explodes*

[@VoxelationNation]

I'm almost certain he tweeted about this quite a while ago

[@swollentomatoes]

What if he did it on purpose??

[@VoxelationNation]

8-B1T Walkthrough i don't think it was, when he tweeted about it I'm sure he mentioned that he didn't know beforehand

[@swollentomatoes]

Oh

[@amritrajdash663]

"Hey vsauce can you talk about the famous saying "All is fair in Love and War" "Yeah but look at that damn pencil tho"

[@cecillemilitante3115]

Why does this have 514 likes but no replies

[@cecillemilitante3115]

@@silentfilms7459 *X-Files theme plays

[@simopelle]

YOU DIDN'T CLOSE THOSE FUCKING QUOTES!

[@mariogiordano4894]

Fo

[@bhavyakhatri7832]

He was making a metaphor. The conventions and rules of war and love, are written in stone, even tho they can broken. Like, graphite is basically stone. Writing something with it is erasable, but written in stone

[@7shinta7]

"Love is inevitable" That's a statement that yet has to be proven to me.

[@Niceguy_habibti]

It will happen when you least expect it

[@kennahnoel]

Love does not need to be romantic, it can be platonic. I'm sure you love something in your life; your dog, your bed, your parents, etc. :)

[@7shinta7]

@@kennahnoel Interesting take. If you put it this way I love my closest friends and some of my relatives. But I think this is different from the romantic love that is mostly meant by the statement above.

[@Maxikinz]

over a year later, has it been proven yet?

[@7shinta7]

@@Maxikinz Nope. But thanks for asking. Maybe try again next year... 😏

[@michaelzorc4003]

One of the greatest Vsauce vids of all time, every time I revisit it I am blown away

[@zachwilcock6199]

I always referred to mook chivalry as ‘the storm-trooper effect’.

[@kris_the_unhip4963]

metalfaust19 I’ll drink to that

[@Julian-rr3vw]

xD

[@akibzuhairsamin2284]

"The Evil Goons Effect"

[@padda5091]

So quirkyyyy!!!!!

[@user-cd4bx6uq1y]

701st like

[@gamerxx4375]

is all fair in love and war? 30 seconds later, a pencil lead is made of carbon atoms

[@goyang.]

gamerx x this channel gives me some refreshment. an understatement.

[@josuelugosarchive1864]

he did go back to the war thing though...that was just a fun fact :)

[@KSR3]

you can't say he's wrong

[@psinha6502]

That s secret of his success

[@wokeupnew]

I thought that was an example but was pleasantly surprised

[@shitter]

More topical than ever. still showing the timelessness of your content.

[@GigaChad-ih8si]

I have to personally thank you Michael for making these videos in dark because I watch all of these at night

[@LetsGoGetThem]

Vsauce: why dont video game villains just run at yo-- *Skyrim Bandit: NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE*

[@k-popfan7758]

Very true.

[@huckmart2017]

But then the other bandits in the cave pretend they dont hear the commotion because they want to give the dragon born a fair fight.

[@bigbird0993]

You picked a bad time to get lost friend

[@love2fight205]

@Elisabeth MacCurdy *STOP, YOU HAVE COMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE, WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE?!*

[@_caracalla_]

wait, i know you!

[@x8BitRain]

...and that's why storm troopers miss all the time, BECAUSE THEY'RE IN A MOVIE.

[@tenaciousdean6179]

That's taking it too far though

[@LolsTheGreatAndPowerful]

Because they need to keep the targets alive.

[@thejoojoo9999]

Yeah, but if they miss absolutly all the time, it takes out the element of danger and thus, we do not feel any anxiety or fear for the protagonists. For it to be interesting, you have to make the ennemies do bad things a few times (preferably at the start of the movie) or make you think that they are very dangerous. You wouldn't feal any fear for a man with a chainsaw fighting a tree

[@ldomi25]

Has science gone too far?

[@12magic]

if all the james bond villains fight against an equal number of storm trooper, there would be 1% casuality each side after 5 day of shooting. All casuality would be accidental suicide

[@pretzneko]

OH LOVE ME MISTER OH MISTER

[@kondwanithosi4869]

“The players in Love’s battle field are blameless victims of their passion” ~Michael Stevens

[@DannyGray]

this is the color ID of Michael's forehead #CE8E68

[@amandaroelant1089]

Daniel Gray bless you

[@Texuu]

Thank you for that incredibly useful information

[@2wenty2wo41]

God bless you man. You deserve a noble peace prize

[@icantthinkofaname2417]

What an amazing contrribution to society.

[@VV4fflew4ffle]

I do love the internet.

[@TheEndiPL]

Love...Love never changes...

[@roochiepoo]

ID tagged boys chasing ID tagged girls with ID tagged flowers..

[@harlleygurrola8394]

Are you trying to quote Fallout? War: War NEVER changes!

[@Cellkist]

+Harlley Gurrola he's paraphrasing.

[@billhackler2582]

+Cellkist I know this is irrelevant but by a glance idk how but I thought your picture was a swatstica lol

[@Cellkist]

Bill Hackler That's intentional.

[@shimadamadaineedhealing5600]

This question just became a lot more relevant.

[@goatman7362]

Most of vsauce’s videos, especially this one really accurately show how the thought processes of ADHD minds work

[@aiaioioi]

michael is the mascot of adhd (in a good way)

[@jackajackjacjkajk]

Lol

[@woodsy4698]

But everyone think random things

[@aohall]

I personally don’t think ADHD is correctly diagnosed- I think us having these thoughts are just curious thinking and people often call the most intelligent people crazy for thinking new

[@MicahjHunter]

I don't think adhd is real lowkey

[@sebastianlee6695]

"Whoever falls in love first, has lost."

[@anitadervishi3807]

♥️ is 🤺

[@turtosie]

anita dervishi Heart is Fencing

[@johnsaathoff7732]

Whoever love most loses.

[@lewisbaitup6352]

Is this fake deep?

[@sebastianlee6695]

@@lewisbaitup6352 No it was a quote from one show I watched. And tbh I find it quite true. It doesn't mean you lost the 'love' it just means you fell in love first lol.

[@KIMG69]

War go brr

[@axismael7645]

true

[@RealLifeKyurem]

but if you do that, you would be paranoid about when you will lose, because by the patterns that have appeared throughout history, dictators always have been overthrown by either a third-party or someone under them (i.e traitors, more accurately "inside job sabotaging")

[@nightfuryyassamaru1683]

+Kimg Gaming Sounds like the speech of a dude who likes to play with nukes.

[@raphaelroy4543]

+Kimg Gaming you think then is true, but now whit the actual thecnologie you can't hide your act. Act how violating the RULE OF WAR. And now all the nation will know that and they will consider you like a cheater, a liar. One nation vs all earth bad result. (Sorry foy my poor english writing, second language)

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

+Kimg Gaming I agree in war there is no rules only self imposed rules Love, Love is difference if you love a girl you would not use manipulation even if it will have the girl be with you because if you manipulate a girl, do you really love her?

[@sofacushion8153]

Love is such an odd thing. Brings the best moments, but also the worst.

[@AllGlassEmpty]

5:41 Kim Wexler: Your'e goddam right

[@chubles42971]

All will be fair when you choose me for president in 2016.

[@davidalvarado7023]

In what nation will you be running in?

[@chubles42971]

David Alvarado All of them.

[@14Schofield]

Cthulhu the Omnipotent You've got my vote.

[@thecanadianmeese1494]

Im in

[@EnvyInMotion]

Chtulhu for President 2016

[@miketacos9034]

We need an ICC for love: The International Court of Courting.

[@whateveryonesalreadythinki2574]

is your profile picture an arabic letter

[@xexpaguette]

@@whateveryonesalreadythinki2574 btw the letter is ن

[@harshul9530]

ICC is International Cricket council

[@raulgalets]

International Color Consortium

[@landocatters]

International Coffee Compendium

[@M1551NGN0]

"Is all fair in love and war?" "This is a pencil." Ahh yes, pen or pencil is mightier than the sword. That means pencil could be used to write a love letter to a soulmate, or could be used to write a peace treaty to another country instead of a sword and hence, could be easily used to win a war. Hence, proved that everything is fair in love and war.

[@gabrielsodre1897]

Thanks for making me smarter. Thank you very much for sharing such a high quality content for free and for everybody in the world. Thank you Michael. Greetings from a young Brazillian student.

[@yhetti64]

I found this somehow horrendously depressing and monumentally comforting simultaneously.

[@Rocklegend953]

Egregriously

[@pg9193]

Angelo Zamudio hah egregious like your spelling?

[@Rocklegend953]

+Patrick Grant yay for typos

[@Fishbiene]

+Yhetti64 I feel the exact same way

[@zagyex]

+Yhetti64 coz of the music

[@reisenenjoyer2210]

"Love is inevitable" we'll see about that, michael

[@TerraHardcore]

how r u rn. got anyone yet?

[@youtubeuser84848]

What he said^^^

[@ary2766]

we would like to know please

[@FieldMarshalFeels]

War is arguably more inevitable.

[@dieshyguy2197]

What Is this love word you keep speaking of

[@YaBoiBoris]

Vsauce is like a crack addicition. "Just one more line!" "Just one more Vsauce video!"

[@alexanderfidler7821]

30 seconds in to a video about love and war and we're already talking about pencil lead origins and I couldn't be more intrigued.

[@chocloretin]

*_"You see, there is no Genova Convention for love._* No im not crying, shut up

[@febopennyficari8716]

It's Geneva

[@shgds]

It's Geneva

[@oldjose9110]

It's Geneva

[@deepstariaenigmatica2601]

I'm Genovian

[@hendrayudhapratama1027]

It's Giorno Giovanna

[@Nohfegea]

Quoting Miguel de Cervantes: "Love is like Don Quixote, it only recovers its sanity when it's about to die"

[@StephanySyndrome]

I hadn't heard this quote before. thanks for passing on the knowledge!

[@rvbychxrry]

fuckin deep dawg

[@halbarroyzanty2931]

Entendí esa referencia

[@ToadRoasted]

DonQuixote Doflamingo

[@CaptainSoftboy501]

@@ToadRoasted llooll

[@StarKnight54]

When you started explaining pencils in the intro I saw the "written in stone" joke coming. Don't know if I'm too proud of that tho

[@flaminmongrel6955]

The questioning character this channel gave birth within me is what I thank you for.

[@yousifosama4414]

My personal first rule of war: Don't

[@mtlacunae8659]

Yousif Osama warn't

[@sci_pain3409]

yes

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Same, unless I know the enemy and myself, in which case it's "Oh Yes Baby!"

[@joeeveryman9237]

Yesn’t.

[@johnny5aces765]

Do

[@danieltsmoke]

I'm still trying to figure out how the hell lead has to do with war... typical Mike "Can you catch a tiger by the toe? Well, a toe is made of bone and muscle, and muscle has the letter E in it, but did you know that E is also in the word Eggs. Eggs were first..." WTF JUST HAPPENED??

[@devinrush9806]

Lol that's how I feel

[@thingonometry-1460]

It doesn't make sense but that's not the point. The point is we learned something.

[@JerkyMcAsshole]

MC GetsSideTrackedEasily?

[@a1be31s8x9]

Lead...bullets....

[@IIIIScout]

-transition

[@demonchief777]

At this point I’fe probably watched every Vsauce video 13 times over. I feel like I learn something new everytime too that I didn’t understand before

[@DIOBrando-dg3qp]

Everybody gangsta till a certain title of a show runs for years on a premise of love:

[@TheTriforceCrusader]

Perfidy, as in when playing TF2's Spy and disguise as a Medic only to backstab someone xD

[@TheTriforceCrusader]

***** "Medic, Medic, Medic..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! xD

[@TheTriforceCrusader]

FunFakees the 2nd Yeah, but that's arguable. You do expect teammates to contribute. But on the other hand, you should also know that almost any teammate could be a Spy and kill you anyway. It's just that, more often than not, when we see a Medic we go running towards them for help, and then when they turn out to be a Spy, it's extreme perfidy.

[@rrr]

In my medical opinion, zat hat looks RIDICULOUS!

[@TheTriforceCrusader]

SquidwoodTentacles :3 And I think you got the last name wrong, it's Squidwood Tennisballs.

[@rrr]

TheTriforceCrusader What a coincidence, that wouldn't be the first time someone's told me that this week! I think I should change my name.

[@TheWaelAngel]

vsause talk about the illuminati

[@johndonn446]

but then the illoominarty would go after him :(

[@TheMrCiwan]

wat if he is loominerti?

[@lordmaximus5]

Vsauce Loomy narty confirmed

[@Romazho]

but why?

[@TheXeffx]

_.l..

[@rempuia69]

"All warfares are based on deception" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@18Elbe87]

KZbin really wants to remind me with every video that my heart was broken. Thanks.

[@joseverdudiaz1937]

6:08 "You can't cheat on your significant other" My ex: hold my beer

[@Hailee104]

José Verdú Díaz sorry man

[@jacobwingers5206]

F

[@billybones7169]

Bet there is a story there

[@brown-eyedcheese5440]

F

[@cass1832]

F

[@x1legoman1x]

Because war... war never changes

[@t0mbr4dy16]

Even though this is a month later, Fallout 4 is awesome

[@x1legoman1x]

T0m Br4dy yes, indeed. Disappointing dialogues and choices compared to New Vegas thou... Like some guy said: You can be either good guy or good sarcastic guy... But it is awesome

[@rateater420]

+T0m Br4dy wah, wah never changes

[@j_smith92]

War has changed

[@dheemanghoshal2330]

+John Lipski No one gives a shit its all about da gameplay :C

[@harshitrawat811]

6:49 "Sapiens means sapiens" -Vsauce

[@GuidoHaverkort]

0:59 Vsauce predicted among us

[@onlychrisallthetime]

Ayo that’s funny ashit😂

[@BEEFlad]

Michael's refusal to make a 10 min vid is gold

[@uwunora]

Its a 2015 video.

[@avnishshrivastava2272]

@@uwunora ik

[@jackwood594]

The time display on KZbin videos are cut by 1 second for some reason

[@SineN0mine3]

@@jackwood594 I never heard this before but always suspected. Theres a strange amount of videos with so many minutes and 59 seconds. There's no good reason to make content that rounds to a minute when you're maming it for youtube but I think people would naturally tend to aim for round numbers and not numbers that end in one second less than a minute.

[@RafaelMunizYT]

@@SineN0mine3 youtube sometimes cuts off a second or less of a video. it's annoying specially when you got a perfectly cut shot

[@zee_rowe]

war is a kid's game for adults. "THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES OF WAR"

[@brittanyweaber6407]

It's true "haha I sunk your battleship!" It's children fighting over shiny gold or land.

[@30darke]

+KoreanJoker rekoJnaeroK and having your navy surround a country without entering their national waters is the biggest game of I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU

[@zee_rowe]

30darke America is the nosy one. "I'M NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS, I'M JUST SAYING YOU SHOULD DO THIS AND LET ME MONITOR YOU" Or as the rumors always go

[@spoods4628]

+KoreanJoker rekoJnaeroK Dropping nukes is like messing up the board.

[@zee_rowe]

Spoods The Milkman No, it's when someone flips the whole damn table lol

[@nimahanna1709]

“You can’t prosecute someone for not loving you back” we gotta fix this

[@ortherner]

ok incel

[@nimahanna1709]

@@ortherner i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/41/ab/d241ab41e7f9fdb3a043af2d93fd55e6.jpg

[@mojoethan4141]

Now I'm imagining the end of a war having all the surviving combatants lining up and shaking hands with everyone saying "Good war"

[@Wowavideowatcher]

You can blow up things to pieces, but you can't blow up things to peace.

[@Plusimurfriend]

murica and japan? they blew them up japan to peace.

[@xiNerdLordix]

Plusy so it seems

[@SSM24_]

If you completely level a town because of war, the complete silence in the aftermath could be peaceful... I don't know what I'm trying to say.

[@xiNerdLordix]

***** so it seems

[@nisher15]

***** Throughout history it never works. As an ongoing case study look at cities in Syria and Donesk in the Ukraine..

[@pratijitpodder4345]

'Sapiens meaning Sapiens' - Vsauce

[@MrCrininer]

Sapiens meaning "sapience".

[@mushroom_gal490]

Sapience*

[@puppysrock015]

"Sapiens meaning sapience" - Vsauce*

[@arachnid1483]

vsauce meaning vsauce -sapiens 2016

[@beatlesloversprims]

Vsauce sapiens Vsauce - meaning 2017

[@mrk.9611]

7:47 ‘but you can’t prosecute Cupid for heartbreak’ *Eyebrow raises* Or can you? *vsauce music intensifies*

[@albinomayomonkey2544]

"Why don't enemies just come right at you (in video games)?" SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT

[@ellacasey7303]

Suzy: is all fair in love and war Michael Michael: well Pencils are made out of carbon atoms..

[@deepstariaenigmatica2601]

that's a metaphor

[@user-dn6cf7kx8u]

that's a joke

[@goofball1_134]

Wood is made of carbon so yes water is wet

[@Vaaaaadim]

The geneva conventions are just mook chivalry

[@TheLunarFX]

Then there's dark souls.

[@omolemophaoe]

The algorithm has been showing me your 4-9 years ago videos

[@kshitijbachhav5332]

5:38 Sigma male rule#420- Marry your accomplice.

[@juliamoi769]

Vsauce is the definition of swaying from the topic :D

[@jordanETshreve]

Julia Moi True but he always comes back to it.

[@Skele7ronfuckyoutubeitsmyname]

A usefull skill for students.

[@Supermynci9000]

It's probably more accurate to say "prefers long answers over short answers".

[@samk6042]

Julia Moi more like the definition of going on a tangent xD

[@sklpotemkin5312]

@@Supermynci9000 "justify the answer "XD

[@ShowWithNoName]

The quickest way to win a war. 1. Think..."what did Johnson do in a similar situation in Vietnam?" 2. Do the exact opposite.

[@whiffyclarke]

Truman was the WWII president.. LBJ was Nam.

[@jakehalford8541]

***** I think the idea still stands :P

[@ShowWithNoName]

***** You're right

[@marcusalm7350]

Follow "The art of war"

[@Domasiukas]

Marcus Alm How do I find out if that book is in my 1st language?

[@theearthguy1814]

Only Vsauce can connect a pencil and the Geneva convention

[@Srinkbuttfart]

I love how Vsauce can take literally anything, and make an 10 minute video about it.

[@khaaan3606]

Dark Souls enemies always come right at you with no mercy

[@NourAhmed-go5jo]

Hi. I'm here to congratulate you on have gotten 89 likes!

[@darthfastball1150]

Same thing I was thinking

[@pcmbabazi]

Caexar they cannot distinguish between love and war

[@admiralangus]

Even enemies in Dark Souls obey these rules of "fun". They do not attack you until you are close enough, or unless you have done something to provoke them.

[@ManMilker00]

Wait... so homosapien pretty much just translates to 'smart/wise dirt'?

[@aaronmoise8261]

Iago Hywel shush shush shush it makes me feeeeel like shh shhi shitttt

[@cm247.7]

Aaron moise lol same, every time I watch vsauce, I have an existential crisis

[@redpikmin6330]

Cube I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be interpreted as "able to make judgement from the dirt", like we can do that right off the bat because humans are cool.

[@FreeJohnGotti]

everytime I read vsauce comments im reminded what an existential crisis is

[@allykat5899]

Cube the dirt part of homosapien I believe comes from the belief that mankind was created out of dirt you know from the Bible

[@billyjolly4855]

I remember watching this, and I tell you. Falling in love I lost. Love will kill me, but pride with be the death of us.

[@Richienb]

2:16 Michael: "Has been agreed to be followed by 196 nations." United States: no

[@orsencart]

did Michael break into an office to film this

[@mikumika3819]

Yes

[@maxwellsequation4887]

Yes

[@IsaBella-ir4rf]

Yes

[@tsealeoTheGoat]

Yes

[@divabhardwaj6381]

Yes

[@zacharykrawczyk3942]

"Rule number 1: no touching of the hair or face!" "..." "That's it!!!" [battle scene commences]

[@stidlet8173]

lol

[@brendanswords4659]

😂😂

[@lucasfer9974]

RIP groin

[@TheGingerJuices]

Where-o-where did he get that hand grenade

[@GreenXintent]

+Zachary Krawczyk I know someone with your exact name. Their mother was a teacher of mine in highschool.

[@lazarus_3116]

Just today my grandmother got the quote from Blaise Pascalin her fortune cookie. I saw it here and got literal chills. What a coincidence!

[@andreyleonel255]

As kid, and still, I never truly liked romance films. There is always a love triangle in which two form a couple and live a perfect happy ending as protagonists. But there is also the third one, who ends stranded and as a character which most of films never even bother to give disclosure. I watched those films for the stranded character... they always felt more real to me. Seems edgy, but, it was always an adventure to see them go through such desperation that we are so familiar with in real life; and even to hope for them find a solution to their heart.

[@florinmoldovanu]

It's because in both love and war which is one only winning matters for most people. The fact that you have a keen interest in the suffering of others denotes a level of empathy above the majority of the population. Love and war are one and the same because their concern is with the survival of the self with which one identifies with and this identification with the self is brought about by culture therefore no matter how much love we are going to preach we will always endup with war. It's inevitable.

[@Mutareee]

The Anagram of "Love And War" is L.A.W. Food for thought.

[@artistsanomalous7369]

I think you mean acronym, not anagram.

[@Hellheart]

A Crappy Editor Acronym, bro. A simple anagram would be "And Lav Wore"

[@Silverwind87]

Lav wore what?

[@sinenomineadinterim]

Red anal vow.

[@coleschaefer6016]

Didn’t he make a video about how coincidences like this are stupid?

[@joshbonham8768]

I wish he would have mentioned how often the rules of war are and have been constantly, blatantly broken or ignored. It would have been interesting to examine how rules of war most likely will be broken such the usage of nuclear weapons. The Geneva Conventions clearly state that the use of nuclear weapons is prohibited, yet the entire duration of the Cold War was based on the idea of nuclear proliferation and the fear of total, atomic annihilation.

[@joshbonham8768]

Funny how that works.

[@nikoskabbadias]

+Josh Bonham But nuclear weapons werent used. And perhaps these laws are the only reason it remained a Cold War and not a very, very Hot War. Nuclear weapons have never been used since Hirosima, despite the fact that the countries which have nuclear weapons (USA, Russia etc etc) have been in a ton of wars since.

[@edwarddundon-smith9059]

+Fevos Man they have been used but as tests not as a weapon. The main reason we didnt all die in the cold war was M.A.D (mutually assured destruction) Russia came very close to bombing China as it was afraid of them gaining nuclear technology, they even went to America to ask them if they would blow them up if they did and USA said they wouldn't. Fortunately Russia didn't do that but it shows how useless nukes are if both sides have em

[@_-will-_3313]

+Fevos Man at Hiroshima, the bomb was atomic, not nuclear

[@nikoskabbadias]

_-Will -_ The other guy started it

[@smithmeister]

the master of the tangent/segue.

[@sourbrothers73]

Jeez that was deep. Poetic

[@BJ-zd2or]

Shakespeare right? The end part could tell immensely of love and how life is previous. We fall into pride and prejudice of circumstances. We even see "true storys" of people that loved so much, the other framed them as a "focus at" then "focus with". Respect is considered in society then unconditional love that only comes with the family. However people see it, however it is framed to tell audiances the facts to blow like wind or say its simple. It's far beyond that, its between the sounds, between the pictures. Everyone has that special someone on this little fragile and hostile place but beautiful blue dot world.

[@SagaEf]

This reminds me... *LOVE IS WAR, LOVE IS WAR, LOVE IS WAR!!!*

[@justinmplayz8809]

Daddy daddy do Hoshii no sa

[@krityamari3454]

@JustinMplayz anata no subete ga

[@jysethia]

Ai ni dakare giragira moete shi maitai

[@mrducky2550]

Memento mori

[@chriswillis4153]

And war is hell...

[@ElRobotdePlaton]

Michael, thank you very much for being an amazing inspiration. Your work helped me to find what I always wanted to do. I run a channel in Spanish, inspired by you. Thanks a lot.

[@robertogrigolatto8565]

Never though i'd found you here.

[@MultiSciGeek]

that's great actually. KZbin needs more people like Vsauce!

[@crystalrobertson6352]

Roberto Grigolatto

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

I won't sub, as I'm not spanish, but that is really great!

[@chiaraguillen2324]

El robot de platon los admiro a ambos ! *-*

[@Synthis_Bioji]

"Is all fair in love and war?" **Flashbacks to parents yelling, breaking glass, and back and fourth nonsense**

[@Ani-yt4nf]

Damn that's harsh Are you and your fam alright now? I hope so

[@tym3071]

Love is war.