When Will We Run Out Of Names?

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SOURCES:
Name frequency in US: howmanyofme.com/
US Census data: www.census.gov/topics/populati...
Band name frequency: gothamist.com/2010/02/17/a_tal...
Books using same title:
www.theguardian.com/global/201...
www.writersdigest.com/online-e...
Is choosing a band name becoming more difficult?
www.theguardian.com/music/2015...
www.wsj.com/articles/SB2000142...
How many famous people are there? www.wired.com/2013/01/the-frac...
World population counter: www.census.gov/popclock/
What If? naming stars calculation: what-if.xkcd.com/23/
Online Disinhibition effect:
users.rider.edu/~suler/psycybe...
www.wsj.com/articles/SB1000087...
On the internet, nobody know’s you’re a dog:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_I...
[image] michaelmaslin.com/inkspill/wp-...
Karma Court: / karmacourt
Proteus Effect: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proteus_...
Proteus effect studies:
vhil.stanford.edu/pubs/2013/f...
faculty.smu.edu/chrisl/courses...
When will we run out of social security numbers? www.mathiseasy.net/WillTheUSev...
Article about running out of usernames: kotaku.com/5924570/are-we-scre...
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[@mena1432]

Me: *spams keyboard* Computer: _Username Taken_

[@creestly8903]

Yes

[@frostea._.2214]

Yes

[@owlesent]

Yes

[@pepperinc.1548]

oh

[@honeycoves3707]

No

[@pwag9562]

"He's so damn adorable! what's your name little guy?" *Mistake69*

[@cyxtielxcci7964]

LMAO

[@nevenalubura2439]

That should be my name lol

[@lurveke3676]

69 likes, just how it should be

[@reivenza1]

@peanutdestroyer69 Mine is NguyenSeeker420

[@sprytez9781]

Ishouldbeabortedbutmymomistoopoortopayforthefee D. James

[@FreeHatchersTradescam]

Mother: “I would like to name my child Scarlet” Nurse: “Sorry, that’s taken. What about: Scarletgaming013”

[@franeksynos3890]

Mom: Sorry my sis's years What abt: Scarletplaysgames013

[@Blackfromstickworld]

That's also taken how about Scarletplaysgames15638483738

[@Theverylostsocks]

Teacher: “Xxalphabloodmoonxx69?” Student: “Here!”

[@ovidiusclaudius9021]

Seriously 1007 named James Bond... 1 007

[@GSBroker]

***** that is amazing

[@cakelesscoder9562]

***** bondinatti confirmed!

[@ybra]

***** So what he is saying is that there is just one 007

[@jeandidieraboubakar9982]

Well make it 1008 cause Im changing mine

[@elementalsheep2672]

***** THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE 007

[@kuroko990]

“When will we run out of usernames?” Roblox: Yes.

[@spiceice0]

Lmao

[@aaaab531]

*reportingman61 vibes here*

[@fly6538]

agusgxnhw7wxg751 has joined your game

[@siotuojh6823]

jqeosskjdnssks62 has joined your server

[@veeer2255]

Ehjakwmanjwiwi69420 has joined your server

[@ladtm]

2:41 "electricpants" so fking creative 😭

[@lubiepsy]

its his ig handle

[@ItzFlibat]

I love how most usernames are unique honestly.

[@waltermarine3248]

yah

[@thegreatesthitman]

Hmmm ...

[@jiggleballs55]

yup so do i

[@grey521.mp4]

because their human-made! Thats what makes them unique!

[@madeinmicrosoftpaint]

interesting@@jiggleballs55

[@monkey8522]

“What’s your kids name?” Parents: “BestProGamerPlay827”

[@luffybetterr]

Username taken sorry

[@theblob2937]

Just add a few emoticons and emojis and you should be good to go. If that doesn't work, maybe put in an underscore or two

[@Toxic-sd1xe]

XD

[@SanzzCreatesStuff]

Lol

[@notfalcon]

ProGamerMovesRobloxianKid264628773BoiXDasdfghjklYT

[@devil-qn4ur]

“What’s your child’s name?” *d o g*

[@kalwidorntheimmortalcaptai2435]

AH hahahahaha

[@mexicanmarvin]

Username taken. What about: dogboflof48533

[@jake-gs4do]

my friend named his dog “panda”

[@reindeerrr]

Sorry thats taken, you can have: dog420, xXdogXx or dog69420

[@anaschunaramanufc5183]

the uno god what is your cats name child

[@DoFliesCallUsWalks]

Michael: Psychologically we often interact with them as if they were friends, distinct beings we created, They help us out, but they also can influence us. Alan Becker: Absolutely right.

[@randompersonthatexists123]

fr💀

[@takaxokr2871]

my man created the new twitter logo in a thumbnail 8 years ago

[@cursedpinecone]

“What’s your kids name?” Me: “[content deleted]”

[@TheKillerGut]

Hehehe

[@tarpan365]

Omg😂

[@The_Real_Gonk_Droid_]

*Mine is PP_Sucker69*

[@arc8218]

Mine is *smoll96_PP*

[@yukadiangelo]

Underrated

[@izzy.xyz0810]

“She’s so Cute! What’s your name little girl?” *D* *a* *d*

[@alyssat2979]

First Comment

[@crysiv]

@@alyssat2979 bruh

[@liilacrxses_left]

@@alyssat2979 nice

[@animarblemarblerace9232]

So cute, what is your name little girl? *s t e p - b r o*

[@Cat-yx7xc]

@@animarblemarblerace9232 Oh no

[@nammgd5137]

Doctor: "What will you call him?" Mom: "Michael" Docter: "Name is taken. How about User69420Michael?"

[@hilton_chloe.e]

I met someone of Snapchat that had the exact same first, middle and last name of mine, i was genuinely in shock, I mean my fist name is incredibly common so it wasn’t that hard to find someone with my first name and sure my last name isn’t common common but I know celebrities with my last name and my middle name is also not rare but to have all 3 was pretty insane, it’s the same with my sister friend, my mum and her friends mum have the exact same first name, middle name and almost last name with one letter different, (their last name is Holton, whilst ours is Hilton) and also My sister and her friend both share the same middle name, so it’s low-key freaky at times

[@Iwannaeatlasagna]

Can someone from r/karmacourt verify this?

[@FelixCavazos]

We'll have to fight for the good names. Hunger Names.

[@Ben10Blader]

Lol

[@Omegeddon]

Félix Cavazos that could actually make for a surprisingly good dystopian story

[@Beaveski]

Félix Cavazos Source imgfave.com/view/4101690

[@111cvb111]

Félix Cavazos I'm apparently one of the only persons ever to make up a name on the internet that sounds like a real name :/

[@christoffer2794]

Félix Cavazos I kinda have a unique name in real life... I have searched for someone with my name online but couldt find one... So I have that going for me :D

[@D-Man_Jam]

"There are only 8 people in the US named Justin Bieber." *THAT MANY?*

[@Cartnite3]

DJBATMANGOLD I know someone named Justin beaver

[@dickeater3232]

DJBATMANGOLD lol I’m lucky I have a friend called Justin Bieber and a friend called Steve Irwin, but their teenagers, not adults.

[@blinq217]

@@chavalomiguel5587 Salty?

[@chavalomiguel5587]

@@blinq217 wat?

[@Mustaali1]

There were probably more, but they all killed themselves knowing how shit that name has become

[@A_cool_man]

I shall name the child "Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs"

[@randompersonthatexists123]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@name_69420]

I Love that the thumbnail shows "X" username taken, referencing the renaming of Twitter lol

[@AliBabaHDE]

But the video was made 8 years ago

[@KingLoof]

@@AliBabaHDE prove it

[@AliBabaHDE]

@@KingLoof check under the title 🗿

[@KingLoof]

@@AliBabaHDE you wouldn't

[@AliBabaHDE]

@@KingLoof I wouldn’t what? What are you talking about 💀

[@Mars.1811]

Imagine only one person could own each name, and if you killed a person, you had the right to "own" that name... The Hunger Names...

[@ansley4269]

Lol

[@LaserPigeon]

Michael King I'd read the shit out of that

[@Mars.1811]

I've never actually watched the Hunger Games

[@LaserPigeon]

Michael King You don't need to

[@kzstu4404]

Michael King so the more awesome and popular your name is the more of a target you are? so if im named SexyBeast3000 i would be a dead man?

[@Lil1101]

“What’s your child’s name?” Elon musk: “X Æ A-12”

[@lennyhehare414]

Kyle

[@bruhmoment7790]

this made me haha

[@ale-tl3gs]

sRuby poor kid, prolly keep it ngl.....

[@youpiano5972]

@sRuby I hope he'll change it. Imagine being bullied at school...

[@HaiiRayy]

AHAHAHAHA

[@le_mew4519]

the thumbnail did not age well

[@Nah-et9nk]

Is it because twitter rebranded to "X"?

[@redone1533]

X username you say? Elon Musk: hold my twitter.

[@nytherz113]

"What's your childs name?" Gay Bowser

[@nivenisrael1565]

Nope he came back

[@kurozavi]

@SupAniGam Music no way someone named gay bowser I would Kim’s💀

[@_username]

@Unus Annus 0.9

[@typea5426]

@Unus Annus there was a person named gay bowser once

[@cleetushasreturnediamgreg2515]

Ima name my child gay bowser1

[@ieatpooalot]

“What’s your sons name?” *Adopted_Kid69

[@wafflies8790]

Random_sperm420xx

[@ninjhalanie3285]

Haha

[@christykat]

😏👌

[@yoshihirotogashi408]

@@wafflies8790 💀💀💀

[@lavko1520]

Hahah 🤨😂😂😈💜💜💜💜 purple GANG

[@fishy2545]

Father: *types his kids name in a game* Game: "User is already be taken. What about: SamTheCheese12952?"

[@Punkieboy05]

When will we run out of names? Michael: Youre a mistake

[@arthurburne3676]

Uhh you're 😝😝😝

[@l1m1x77]

"What is your child's name?" Me: yes

[@iamshallena2890]

Lmao

[@thesmallthingss]

“Wanna use an incredibly overrated comment?” L1m1x: yes

[@OliverSandys]

L1m1x oh sorry that name is taken

[@article580]

lovverlee lolaa ur name also taken and my name is also definitely too

[@teraspeXt]

That name is taken. How about x_nonononononononononoididntwantthischildtobebornpleaseiwantanabortionPLEASENOINEEDANABORTIONdontletmesufferthiswasntsupposedtohappennoNoNOAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH_x

[@axeliso]

"Aww, your dog's so adorable. What's his name?" *"Dinnerbone"*

[@chritdit]

Only mc players know

[@iaganfoss]

Chrit Dit everyone knows lol. Also... this name showed me pig tiddies

[@eeeqweq7095]

@@iaganfoss *_p i g . . . t i d d i e s ?_*

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Doug Dinnerbone? Owner of the Dimmsdale Bonerdome?

[@chritdit]

@Eni Gjinaj ok boomer

[@cheesechocks1160]

Thanks Vsauce! This is very informative information and creative! (I edge to your videos)

[@DwarfedOutt]

“Not bald Michael” 💀

[@saltypretzelanimation8661]

“Aww your kid is so cute, what’s his name?” *DeathMayonnaise the 4th*

[@shallbric6160]

DeathMayonnaise the googol googol a 10 followed by 100 0s

[@tell_me_plz1461]

4TH!? WUT LMAO

[@Carlbarl.]

Change the name to Elon’s baby lol

[@saltypretzelanimation8661]

@@tell_me_plz1461 yes, it’s a very popular name

[@tell_me_plz1461]

@@saltypretzelanimation8661 hmm yes i see very good sir

[@xxnaliaxx8431]

Mother: “I would like to name my child Mary” Nurse: “Sorry, that’s taken. What about: MaryPetalGod29?”

[@kookie-py]

Lmao

[@Alex-fq8ld]

Mother that played games be like

[@checkers3631]

This is awesome-

[@renzugh]

OMGGGGG ROFL 🤣🤣🤣i'm dying

[@user-to7kf1yi4g]

My name is Mary

[@nological2282]

I also wonder what would happen if we tried solving this by mixing languages together. Would love to see a video about that

[@moonlight.tapess]

The way this video went from names to watching an avatar workout

[@the_jones528]

"What's your son's name?" "what'syourson'sname."

[@01Nexus]

Bruh

[@tripthongUwU]

Some real world examples (not people's name): - Webcomic Name - Untitled Goose Game - itemLabel (edited)(I forgot to add this, this is so cute)

[@gabrieldefatimabernardesfa7864]

teacher“your note is 15,ShadowViper15"

[@pardeepgarg2640]

Bruhhhhhh

[@lisztomanicloser]

I mean there shouldn't be an apostrophe on son but yeah

[@SuckleHoney]

My mom’s friend named her 2 kids the Olivia and Noah, the two most popular English names at the time.

[@someones_here]

If the same companies are still popular long enough for it to become a widespread problem with usernames, I would think 2 things to happen. 1. Companies would delete users that haven't be active for a certain amount of time. 2. Selling usernames would become incredibly popular. Also, I don't think the idea of "running out of names" is really a worry because someone that was "popular" back even as close as 1820, probably been fully forgotten by now. I mean that's just the way it is, people don't care *THAT* much about other people 😂

[@suvuno]

but popular people back in the 80s hardly matter, userNAME outage is more of a problem online because the creativity and branding for originality are going to get tougher

[@jaimeg309]

"What's Your Child's Name?" Me: What's Your Child's Name

[@Wyatt516]

"I asked that first!" "No that's my child's name." *"oh"*

[@brysonberan2505]

@@Wyatt516 who's on first?

[@XanderHGX]

Hoi

[@mello2156]

Ahaaaaaaamso funny

[@destiney051]

Ummm ok

[@nyxmi7]

"What's your son name? " "He's xrdzer6gfddrtyujnvcxdy" "Oh mine is fdcrcftvbbnx"

[@hwmbleRL]

imagine being a teacher and having those kind of names to remember. dang they would be millionaires just for teaching for 3 days

[@insanitylol]

Read my comment about code and custom url

[@potatohamsternation8481]

Wow I met someone named that last week!

[@nyxmi7]

Nice, my nephew is sjajiqiaksnsbwp193930

[@cmyrell]

My new borns name is eghwiwhigiditsdxfigf it’s pronounced Abigail

[@emz1008]

i think about this video all the time and i dont know why. its honestly just so fascinating.

[@Luke_Rowe]

He searched up our full names in computing and i'm some cyclist tour de france guy

[@jayson5454]

Mom: I want to name him Joe Doctor: Sorry, that name is taken, you can name him xJoeMamaWeed69420×

[@Sahelian]

69-420

[@whentoday40yearsago13]

Random dood on the internett sorry, someone already used this joke

[@seth_lewis1]

Random dood on the internett JOE MAMAS WEED 🤣🤣

[@hzrz]

@@whentoday40yearsago13 sorry, idiot has been taking. Try brainless.

[@frooa9211]

@@whentoday40yearsago13 I didn't know comments had copyright strikes

[@shelly9331]

“what’s your child’s name?” *ThanosSnapper3000*

[@grovercleveland8572]

I remember back 2016 when thanos was an obsure name free of memes

[@randoontheweb]

Grover Cleveland Oh the times have changed XD

[@thesovietkevin7275]

noobmaster69

[@charankko4142]

Ahh typical gamer 😏

[@ellarose5845]

honestly idek why but i literally laughed out loud when i read this 😂

[@xyreous6146]

This video was recommended again after the user X on twitter i guess had their username taken since the twitter rebranding needed it, not sure if the thumbnail is new or updated but if it isn’t, then that is one hell of a coincidence.

[@emmathomas7211]

The brand name "The The'" got me Lmao 😂😂😂

[@vxytle]

“Bro, you have such a cute child! What did you name him?” “DirtyDonkey69”

[@menhera-chan2878]

Bruh I can’t-

[@abandonedchannel]

My baby names would be 1. ÆKŒ (if my baby is a girl) 2. VspaceAspaceLspaceEspaceRspaceIspaceEspace (Vspace for short) 3. Bægæ (if my baby is gay) 4. Lalalalalalalallalalalalala (If it’s from LA) 5. NO 6. GETNOOB666space666frontis666 Yes their weird

[@Mi66664]

I am naming my child this In memory of this comment

[@Mi66664]

Trxsh_ omgggg is that you mydadnamesmehobo99

[@Mi66664]

Trxsh_ omg you remember my nickname 😍 I remember yours too! Hoboifellsohardimnowgaypapiuwu2299 We will be friends forever ❤️

[@albert453able]

When will we Run out of Memes?

[@alexa-fx2fb]

Never

[@marypoole5468]

I know 6 Sophie Smiths

[@thezi9154]

September 11 4200

[@OVREZ]

Panda lol I get it panda

[@SoffiCitrus]

albert453able never.

[@ZendelWashington]

thank you for gratifying the part of my mind that couldn’t stop thinking of mike bolton from office space.

[@Emperor_Cylk]

"the who the what the where the when the why the how the the" the frick

[@grosezero8834]

"1007 named James Bond" 1007 1 0 0 0 7

[@grosezero8834]

i don't get the joke i made

[@OVREZ]

007...like...*JAMES BOND*

[@joeyscerbo7776]

OVREZ I was going to say that

[@collinsagiao4226]

-_-

[@yesyes4170]

Grozero ok

[@dgfhjdgfhkjdgfhjdgfhkj4970]

2019 Username: Pewdiepie 2099: jsdgfhskshsiwnsiwhis *Name Taken*

[@ayafakumi4512]

Climate Change:

[@woodythegoat5218]

minecraftmaster100 lmaoooo

[@zaneyrxnf]

666 likes lmao

[@rainbowbeetle]

jdbevw7wwfqveb *name taken*

[@KangarooFam]

3099: Username: shhshdgfhsjdjrbrbcbfjddjrhwbksdkjekwkekekemrbfhfjfkenebrjfjrnrnegjjfocoskejdbdbdowpwodhhsbdndnfjfkfkfjdnnendjfjfjdndbdbdndndndbbejdkddopwkbeuiqwhdbxbwjwkifbebwofjbebsnndnrnendnnnwnwndndnnenenennndnfjrowkjdjjdjfjebbehfjebhfidhhebhdirjhehdhejhdbwjhdhdjejejdjdjdjrjdjfjjrjejfjfjwjieodpelejvxurejhdgkkemnxchiwkdnfhdlwlsbdhepdjdhkwekowppdjhdkwkwkdhfjjdjejfhfhdjdjfhdnenwjdjjdjskdjdjejskkdjdnsudhfcbjdjdjdhfhfhfhfJOEoeidhfhfhfjfjrjrhfhfjfjfjfjfjjeowpwpworjfjffjjfjejjjjelskjfjdjekdkdjdkejsbbhhasdfbdhhdhehhwkqwwjjdjodoooommsmsmjwjsjdjehhdhdhdhdhckfpappqidhwhduhcbcbbcbcbcbcieoqowodjdjoeoed NAME TAKEN

[@beaulippitt]

8 years later, and we still haven’t ran out of names 😅

[@furiousgingy6936]

Isn't it weird that recently I've been wondering in my head about this exact stuff

[@manuelnona2919]

"What is your child's name?" *XxchildxX*

[@johnnyc42972]

Xxchild_xX

[@jianyi1]

_-XxchildxX-_

[@darthzayexeet3653]

„xXxMICHAELxXx“ Vsauce: *dangerous*

[@lol-rz2rp]

roblox in a nutshell

[@luke_toh_fan]

@@lol-rz2rp too shay

[@lol-rz2rp]

@@luke_toh_fan?

[@yellowsnowbird]

@@luke_toh_fan touché

[@luke_toh_fan]

@@lol-rz2rp too true

[@alexnazarenko9599]

Names wont run out, we will create more letters and symbols over time, we already know that.

[@Lingerrax]

Also i feel like we are going to run out of names for stars way before we run out of names for humans

[@chip2508]

Ah yes, my favourite band... *The The*

[@santiagobarraza28]

This deserves way more likes.

[@chip2508]

@@santiagobarraza28 aww ♡

[@kylebuschhasover200winsinn5]

Miss. Information a yes, a libtard who says “Favourite”

[@zalengriffin]

I was the 69th like just so y'all know

[@wolfcub1835]

Please youtube Unban my account :c and who are you to criticize a demoshat who calls people libtard over a misspelling to me it seems you need to get your shit together more so than the so called “libtard”

[@Mrnt.34]

"Aww your so cute! What's your name little guy?" " *straw* "

[@ITSJesusChristBitch]

@@elijahlugo1518 mmm it does

[@mcfirepower6184]

I perfer strawberry

[@tusheyy6033]

cute

[@brilliance381]

Don't you mean, "StrawGamerxXxBigbang69"?

[@hansen5095]

@@ITSJesusChristBitch Jesus Christ how did you get here? 😃

[@pelican9092]

im watching this high and this is insane i love this

[@GolemOfMagic]

this is crazy looking at this almost 10 years later after it was saids

[@youtubealgorithmisamystery6368]

"What's your son's name ?" "Noobmaster69"

[@GeckyWecky]

I am Thor

[@SimranKaur-uk3qb]

You ate the lasagna Jon you are gay

[@poohead5282]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4CciZ-Hp6qnaLs

[@henrydjunaedi7236]

@@poohead5282 i got rick rolled

[@connorcheshier4961]

Hui gi thi XxチンチョンディンドンxX

[@hippopowerade1320]

“What’s your son’s name?!” “P-“ “Paul?” “No, penisdestroyer69”

[@Sifter2K]

Geiiii

[@frostea._.2214]

Best name ever

[@hippopowerade1320]

BeastMode good thing I’m a girl and gay 😎👊

[@Maxgriffin112]

lol

[@bobaparadise9419]

BeastMode tee hee I’m a lesbian.

[@rwhrbh]

Hi, that's me 8 years after the realise, and we haven't run out of names yet.

[@Epyxoid]

2:25 I can't hear you Michael! 🤕

[@tvrtle2083]

I love that his background is black so I’m not blinded when it gets recommended at 2AM.

[@PixarKidProductions]

Currently 2 A.M. and I very much appreciate it

[@carealoo744]

What about the thumbnail?:(

[@tvrtle2083]

@BlamedTMBC all the people that liked the comment

[@carealoo744]

@BlamedTMBC I take it you're not an adult yet eh? Sometimes I find myself staying up that late, or even just waking up in the middle of the night and wanting to make food at 3am. That can be an adventure in of itself just trying not to wake anybody up🙃

[@tvrtle2083]

@@carealoo744 it’s fax

[@finnamonbun3593]

Solution - Create new names

[@finnamonbun3593]

Or bring back ancient names

[@innecessary3911]

Kaitlyn Russell XD im already named Apollo so i guess people are bringing back ancient names

[@finnamonbun3593]

Party Poison I wanna name my daughter evens my son ezra

[@whydoesitsmelllikebudussy2611]

Kaitlyn Russell XD The new name for mine will NOW be Haeriza

[@cake1079]

Kaitlyn Russell XD I will name my kid Solluxander or Helga xD

[@UninvitedDog]

Bro really did that with the thumbnail called predictions

[@opalstudios]

michael please make a band and call it Name Crisis

[@hanaeve__]

Lady: I want to name her... Jane. Doctor: Sorry, that name’s taken. You can try xXSuperJane123Xx, Janestheboss373, or Cookie_Jane3000.

[@CoffeeCat-is2ml]

why is this right

[@holytaco.]

made me laugh :)

[@nightstrawberries3797]

Doctor 2: or jane the killer

[@weird0501]

When Microsoft gives you suggested gamertags

[@ringwormboy1575]

Blueberry Gamer you’re name is Jane, huh?

[@DubstepFromGod]

My mom literally googled "most popular boy names" when naming me

[@DubstepFromGod]

+HfzD Jake

[@hotdog2841]

Haha

[@jasonok1436]

+DFG Music I'm pretty sure google wasn't around back then, but nice try.

[@jakoomull]

+Jason ok I remember Google being around back in the 90's though.

[@Jakestar3D]

+DFG Music Same

[@Agamerofgames]

The way to fix it is after an amount of time of that account inactivity they delete that username which allows other people to use the username

[@suvuno]

wouldn’t solve anything really, would cause more problems when that specific user lost their account due to that inactivity limit.

[@Agamerofgames]

@@suvuno if you send them a notice once a week over a 4 week period it should make them aware

[@FarahFeires]

In one game, I got so desperate for a user name, I ended up with my middle and last name for it 💀

[@defnotnaruto222]

So littlewittle was taken, but Anderson-Street wasn't?

[@nickymelon]

Hey what’s your hamster’s name? “HamsterIn_aMicrowave3000”

[@elianimatezz356]

“Hey, whats your child’s name?” *”boi”*

[@PRODBYDOLLS]

Hey what’s your child’s name Pizzaass24

[@swirly-donuteditz9534]

nickymelon "hey what's your kids name" *calisaniappvgu* That's so _cute!_ Thanks, xanikns!

[@dearestsarms9454]

"hey, what's your son's name?" *"S I M B A"*

[@1974moumita]

HamsterInA_MicrowaverunnIng_f0RacAkE3000

[@Magaman1001]

“Your a wizard Harry” All 106 Harry Potters: “Are you talking to me?”

[@amadakiop6915]

No I'm not you muggles

[@Gamer420life]

Shut up

[@ziskablyat8451]

@@Gamer420life shut up

[@Ywwnn]

@@Gamer420life shatup

[@ButterFly99997]

Now there are 106 likes : *one for every Harry Potter in the world*

[@Joe_Griddly]

ive got a steam display name called "i blew up the orphanage (again)" and i would TOTALLY name my child that

[@giusepperesponte8077]

This video reminds me of a guy I knew back in the Xbox360 era who had the name “Soap.” He made the account on the release day of Xbox Live back in 2002. It’s not like he was trying to pick some special name or whatever, he just had an Xbox before live came out and wanted to play halo multiplayer so he bought live on release and just named the account without really thinking. He didn’t even consider that every account had to have a different name, the entire service was new to everyone. He told me that the reason he picked it was because of a friend that he’d often played split screen Halo against. Whenever he’d get a kill, his friend would always call him a “slippery bastard,” so he didn’t even think much about it and named the account “Soap” because soap is slippery. It was that simple. Little did he know what he’d just set in motion. Years later, the Xbox 360 came out. By then he obviously understood that he had a rare name because people would always mention it in multiplayer games. However; that was nothing compared to what would happen when when Call of Duty 4 came out in ‘07. I’m sure the vast majority of people get where I’m going with this. The introduction of Soap Mactavish as the main character of Call of Duty 4; which was the first CoD to truly become the number 1 multiplayer game. The series skyrocketed in popularity and soap was again a titular character in mw2. After this, every game lobby across any game would explode into disbelief over his tag. Not only that, but he received lots of offers to buy his account. People kept offering more and more money until a couple months into the release of MW3, someone offered him $2000 dollars. They agreed to pay him that, plus the price of all the digital purchases that my friend had made on the account. My friend agreed to sell it for $2500. We all tried to tell him to just resist the temptation to sell it but I guess he just couldn’t hold out any longer. I can totally see why he sold it though, it’s just an account name.

[@m1helmet861]

“Alright kids, today we are going to go around the circle and tell each other our names! Alright, you go first!” “Um, hi I’m xx_DARKNOOBSLAYER6978_Xx and wanna be an astronaut when I grow up.

[@acatcheckingitstemperature394]

"I wanna fly to the Earth" im assuming they live in mars once it's colonized

[@koldavo8866]

BRO THIS IS SO UNDERRATTED LMFAOOO

[@glaciergrain8735]

Next up we have “PROGAMER_STEALYO_WIFE420”

[@meulware]

Elderbug :D

[@danielmurphy8470]

What was your name when you were younger Elderbug?

[@dr._kompot996]

My family: Hey we're the Smith's My neighbors family: Nice to meet you! We're the mcfukins

[@yashg22]

Lol

[@IzukuMidoriya-tc2ff]

I know a family actually named that

[@iheartpetervenkmen960]

mood

[@gamingwithkennedy732]

Mc"Fuckins?"

[@st4rs4addi]

Dr._Kompot w..what did you say

[@jayvaghela9888]

How intresting is that this video came out 8 years ago, and now we have Meta & apple vision pro virtual realities

[@nixcbrawl]

I’m waiting for next video “when will we run out of faces”

[@localtrash6754]

“hey what’s your son’s name?” me: “toefungus.eater6892”

[@oof12yearsago99]

@Qreno Sorry that reply is also taken

[@joshuaaaaa8377]

oof ' sorry that reply to that reply is also taken

[@nsmoke7778]

Godly name ya got there

[@rakhudas]

@@joshuaaaaa8377 that reply is taken

[@salaamuddin9707]

@@rakhudas THAT REPLY IS TAKEN BUT STILL IM SINGLE MY REPLY ONLY TAKENNN(MY LIFE IS SINGLE🤯)

[@hobissprite941]

“Aww you he is so adorable.. how old is he?” “3 months old” “What’s his name??” “Ihavefootfetish_suckmytoes1414” “Oh..”

[@winterbear1662]

Lmaoooooooo

[@feronikos]

And here we have a skeppy fan

[@tonysang4462]

lol

[@halemae5558]

Jake Animations XD

[@mikevichitnand972]

S h u t u p cheese butterface

[@bradenmiley8495]

Michael Ashton Stevens (November 21, 1966 - October 15, 2015) [1] was an American producer, writer and director who won seven Emmy Awards.[2] Starting in 2002, he was the writer and producer of the annual Kennedy Center Honors. His productions of the TV special of the Honors event secured the show an Emmy Award nomination for Outstanding Variety, Music Or Comedy Special in five consecutive years - 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011 - winning the award in the latter three years.[3][4] His other work included writing and/or producing and/or directing many live events and TV productions[5] including multiple productions of the annual Christmas in Washington TV special, several presentations of the AFI's The American Film Institute Salutes… specials and HBO's inaugural celebration in 2009 for President Barack Obama.[6][7] An integral element of Stevens' work on the Kennedy Centers Honors shows since 2003 has been producing segments saluting musician honorees such as Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, the Who and Paul McCartney that feature performances by musicians including Sting, Eddie Vedder, Jennifer Hudson, Dave Grohl, Norah Jones and James Taylor. Steven's production work for the annual Christmas in Washington TV specials since 1993 has featured a large number of prominent musicians. In 2010, Stevens conceived and produced the Bettye LaVette album The British Rock Songbook that was nominated for a Grammy Award for Outstanding Contemporary Blues album in 2011.

[@bbok1616]

Who would have thought it would be a twitter reference

[@pilotoffxbox7515]

"Hey whats your sons name" "Gay Bowser"

[@guenthersteiner9252]

We found him

[@MinorsGo]

When he goes to college you can say "so long gay Bowser"

[@thestickmansavioryt1941]

My boss who is the creator of Google! What's your name Him : it's Mr Bowser We don't do browser we do Google now *WhAtS YoUr NaMe* !!

[@redeemer.revenger]

Yay

[@malcolmbuehler5619]

That definitely taken already

[@exoticcucumber4765]

“What’s your child’s name?” Schlafelentalgarynoelillianulfiacus The Twenty Sixth

[@humanatee6639]

150 years later: say hello to sarcophagus the fourth.

[@exoticcucumber4765]

l m a o

[@chia8289]

Ok but this needs more likes

[@exoticcucumber4765]

Yes it does

[@js5686]

Wow good name

[@josephtheweirdo6695]

Bro that's why soon called his child 1574

[@pizzainc.1465]

All we have to do is make names bigger! Too many people named Alvin? Just change someone’s name to Alvinin!

[@rapraptv1105]

"What's your son name?" Me: Michael Jackson Nurse: sorry its taken Me: maikeru jaksun

[@Mroniboy.]

Nurse: Accepted

[@rapraptv1105]

Lol

[@rapraptv1105]

@@evansgambit164 jerjer king?

[@rapraptv1105]

@@evansgambit164 well its a bad word so lool

[@Mroniboy.]

@@rapraptv1105 wtf is wrong with you

[@mrducky2550]

My dad named his dog stay and it’s the worst dad joke I have ever heard. “Come here, stay!”

[@yeshuaredlumanlan6232]

Lol

[@goon5971]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@Shaheer-PK]

69 likes pog well i guess i am the chosen one

[@goon5971]

@@Shaheer-PK lol

[@justonyx6721]

So how does he tell it to stay

[@petramai9488]

I have witnessed this happend to me. I am nervous playing minecraft and now i am just generally nervous.

[@ptrkmr]

I swear I didn’t realize this channel had pre science content until today when I scrolled all the way down

[@inactive9948]

Polish people be like: "Watch and learn" *smashes forehead on keyboard*

[@kaboomstudios6139]

you could say it's racist, but it's funny as hell.

[@stachuvonokrutny7071]

Im Polish and my nick really looks like I smashed forehead on keyboard

[@ANNA_SNAP]

When my dad’s name is Viacheslav

[@wecandream4ever]

Me with my polish name-

[@yeeboii7555]

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz disagrees.

[@stumpanimations2431]

“Whats your child’s name?” *Child*

[@igetwoooshedalot2041]

Who the hell would name their child that?

[@rice_and_nuggets]

yes

[@theonewhoasked940]

R/technicallythetruth

[@dexter1981]

sorry but Child is already been taken, How about Child43521854625 or Child202102281958 or user_7895453132

[@Flamuski]

@@igetwoooshedalot2041 yes

[@someweirdstuff1256]

we gonna be going to the library of babel with this one 🔥🔥🗣️

[@HiThisIsMyHandle]

I swear if someone else is also named "Weedy Phyllopteryx Kho" I will personally go to their house and become their soulmate

[@dani_kh23]

girl: „what‘s your sons name?“ me: “username is taken“

[@rpakapohi]

but this username is taken, try again

[@kaz_50]

@@rpakapohi username username username username69420 taken

[@HurryUpHarry_bySham69]

You broke the system. Well done, master

[@LavroseRovender]

the hook67 sorry that’s taken you can try Taken taken userTakenTakenUser-user55828

[@NeonLightz.]

Rafael Akapohi again