Should I Die?

[@1OutOf8Billion]

“Should I die” - recommended for you.

[@bingbongjoel6581]

You probably should, but not anytime soon

[@falconpunch2855]

lmao fuck you too youtube.

[@teemomain3753]

Like he's not wrong

[@Leto85]

KZbin loves you.

[@BillAnt]

"Or should you?!" Hmm.... Consciousness is like a running computer "program/code", it runs while the human body is powered on with blood flowing, but once the heart stops so does the brain and thus the "program/code". The body is nothing but a "tin can" a "vehicle" or a "laptop" if you will. Once the brain dies the body is nothing but an empty shell... just burn it, bury it, there's really nothing sexy about it. lmao

[@Kriegter]

imagine when michael dies and then in his fueneral he ropes down from the ceiling and says "or am I" and the vsauce music plays while michael explains why a ball is actually not round

[@derrickguyjr9343]

Legendary

[@finch7391]

LMAOOOOOO

[@lowtier6565]

Legendary comment

[@akimbo4637]

Stolen comment.

[@skyco5395]

this broke me

[@zeg0ld]

TLDW: Michael: I wanna become a neuro so I can be revived in the future Linda: That'll be $80k Michael: "I've decided I want to die"

[@joelcoll4034]

Lol

[@apple54345]

inb4 top comment

[@donuts6240]

Or am I?

[@Apastorfield]

I seriously want this done

[@ComradeUshanka]

Sounds scary, imagine dying. Being revived in the future as one of the first guinea pigs, then it failing over and over again dying again and again. Sounds like Golden Experience Requiem torture to me.

[@exitcall3762]

This made me realize that a lot of people taking the test probably don't realize how severe a 10 year sentence is.

[@grezende4056]

YES. This is CRAZY. People do NOT understand what encarceration is and do

[@modzpdx559]

10 years for VANDALISM?? Do they not know the things people get away with?? Theres no justice fr

[@cyberdragon1000]

I agree lol, except the medical case none of them deserved a 7

[@ryans7972]

Yeah i noticed that and i feel like that has to be taken into account as far as possibly skewing the results

[@TheeggMAN_]

@@cyberdragon1000 naw hat child scammer deserves it to

[@berkeleymorrison]

my own death never disturbed me but knowing that michael is going to die someday is really depressing

[@ImPyroChad]

$10 says when Vsauce dies he will just appear as a Force ghost like in Return of the Jedi

[@bobbybower9405]

Look up living waters

[@dayniel2]

ikr

[@KydaWoIf]

@@ImPyroChad he fucking better

[@linegiguere7649]

Yes

[@greenshark45]

Can't believe I just watched Michael have an existential crisis for entertainment

[@Askarcher]

greenshark45 that’s so true he seems so anxious throughout all of this haha

[@jasonlast7091]

I was going to make a joke about that also being the ayahuasca episode... but really this is all his content ever is.

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

Well, I guess he deserves it, since he's caused some many of us to have existential crisises over the years.

[@etizoman5662]

TheGamingBaconator xD

[@8948380]

Also he was close to his grandma, who was dying through the making of this episode- see the episode after this

[@prest01]

imagine if he just never dies. like whenever hes about to die he just says "or am i" and stops dying with facts and logic

[@vincenturquhart1370]

Vsause destroys reaper with facts and logic

[@prakharmishra3000]

Since that day, the reaper checks under his bed for Michael

[@michaelzhang7098]

Michael is a godly being capable of obliterating science with science.

[@veryconfused9768]

Lol with him it's possible

[@G59forlife.]

Ali A 🏳️‍🌈

[@nobodyofimportance3922]

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it." - Mark Twain

[@nobodyofimportance3922]

@momokaka321 There's good evidence to suggest that consciousness is a function of the brain. Once the brain dies, consciousness dies with it. Hence, nothingness before, nothingness after

[@randomrom747]

@momokaka321It’s not a debate, it’s a fact that sadly the majority of the world cannot accept. When our brain dies there is nothing left to be capable of feeling anything. Death is the end

[@sprshb1852]

@@randomrom747 You still cannot assume that with what we know now, if that was the case how did we go from "dead" to "living" in the first place. If you can spontaneously live from nothing, what is to say you cannot do it again. I don't mind if I am wrong because I do know I won't care nor will I be able to care after I die lol.

[@NaturalSlasher]

@momokaka321 Thanks, ChatGPT.

[@Java_RAM]

​@tsczhaby 😮

[@eldon8712]

Michael's last words: And as always, thanks for watching.

[@Facts4You938]

Unlawful Knights i laughed

[@williamshakespeare987]

until he came back and asked "you wanna talk to aliens bruh?"

[@СтенлиКожухаров]

I will die, but would I?

[@Bubbadroid6502]

You’re making me think about the fact that Michael will actually die. Sad af now.

[@xGuardianAngelx]

These are my final words.. Or are they?

[@jowl5203]

"And I've decided that I want to die." "Oh, I'm so glad you've made that decision."

[@teamakesgames]

*shakes hands*

[@masternip]

This makes me very uncomfortable

[@dragonplayz6606]

In the **usa** , they have crazy news shows

[@Mareczekw30]

"You come to the right place" glad she didn't pull a gun

[@elidoz9522]

hmmmmmm

[@samuellawson8266]

BREAKING NEWS: Death rate drops to 0% because of local hero Michael Stephens saying his historic words: ‘or should I?’

[@myrobloxacciscutekitty_hap2755]

Samuel Lawson no no

[@sadekinchowdhury7952]

@Walid Ouelad Ali Ou Ahmed nope

[@Theo10147]

And then that mysterious song plays

[@TheoMogura]

Nah not dying would be ass i would just put myself to forever sleep

[@TotalGAMIX]

Bruh 😂😂😂

[@antoncabotta5364]

You, Sir, have truly created a legacy. All of the content you have created, people you have influenced, things you have changed, will persist for a long, long time. Thank you for all that you've done.

[@TheDeathOfPassion]

i agree

[@Good23020]

👍

[@juliusnepos6013]

Indeed

[@sandwich3290]

28:05 "I could die at any time-" "You sure could." *smiles*

[@Dalekscientist]

Run michael, RUN!!!

[@arbor_]

The Sandwich killing people since the 1900's

[@jevil8714]

SANDWICH DON'T DO IT!!!!!!

[@user-hk8yp7cw1v]

We shall die at any moment. Objective truth hits hard fr.

[@Angelo-r-b]

Sandwich is gonna git you

[@freshfireballjuice]

"Should I die?" Actually Michael, if you could like, not, do that, that'd be nice.

[@freshfireballjuice]

@TheBeets - 229 So just a glorified version of overdosing

[@dailysacrificedoublee]

Well, You’re, uh, kinda, comma, happy.

[@user-ex3bh7fn2i]

@@dailysacrificedoublee Stop, typing, like, comma, um, this.

[@Fail-harold]

100 Subscribers With No Videos i,t,'s ,a ,j,o,k,e

[@kiikrosperk3512]

But should you?

[@russellchido]

Moral of the story: the average person will hand out a 10 years sentence for almost anything.

[@alexn1168]

Ikr they jump straight to 10 years for something like vandalism, I get that it is a national monument but thats basically a life changing amount of time

[@EhrenCG]

If by "average person" you mean "insufficient sample size of people", yes.

[@lucasamoriim5126]

Holy fuck i couldn't believe people were giving those sentences for things like Vandalism. Shit, 10 years is a lot of time

[@danielchoi4490]

I mean, it's nationalism and pride. The dumbest part of humans, but a part nonetheless

[@34shuno]

10 years of imprisonment for public indecency ROFL

[@owen2037]

I'm curious about the language used by the actor to introduce the questionnaire to the control group. To me, "this is just about your gut-level reactions" could have prompted the control group to answer faster than the study group, which in turn could've affected the interpretation that the study group members were more thoughtful. Basically, it seems that the control group was encouraged to answer quickly.

[@regards7229]

id like to think the followed the same protocol for both groups

[@james__anna_burns4885]

the actors were likely told ot say the exact same thing

[@Badspot]

Mate, it's a sociology study run by Solomon and 'berg. The point isn't to do things correctly, the point is to get grant money. I'm sure it's wildly successful.

[@owen2037]

@@Badspot 😂 fair point

[@fireyegaming414]

I would hope that Michael would have kept her stuck to a script, and they cut it in post.

[@FoxBlocksHere]

Michael, 10 seconds before dying: "and as always, thanks for watching"

[@Digspig]

ItzMichaelPhillips That’s sad and beautiful. Don’t make me cry at 10:45 in the morning, dude

[@no-pz7xy]

@BASIL!!!!! The pumpin' Seagull bruh step on a Lego homie

[@Havinghard]

that will be very sad.

[@alvisvalencia]

ItzMichaelPhillips wholesome and I almost cried. It was so believable

[@no-pz7xy]

@BASIL!!!!! The pumpin' Seagull don't take me seriously either.

[@williamwesemann8770]

Plot twist: Michael has already figured out a solution to immortality and this is his way of asking us if he should release it to the public or not

[@GuyInBlackClothes]

Funny thing is I do that alot.

[@Platypus_3112]

@@GuyInBlackClothes Figuring out a solution for immortality?

[@kianpfannenstiel]

@@Platypus_3112, not finding a solution for immortality, immortality itself. I'm not solving it, I'm creating the pandemic. And Vsauce, weak ass punk, decided to keep it secret. Don't worry, mine is still going to be released (can't say you'll be able to use my method, though).

[@_ruted]

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY *A GAME THEORY!* (oof I got fat fingers)

[@pastaronravioli4238]

vsauce is edtah

[@Hexra_]

Death: I'm gonna take your life now Michael: but should you?

[@belisarius6949]

Priest: "Here lies Michael Vsauce..." Michael: *Jumps out of grave as vsauce theme plays* Michael: OR DO I?

[@theflash9735]

@@belisarius6949 XD

[@StoneCoolds]

Hahaha

[@farn69]

vsauce theme song is the path to the power mortals shall not possess

[@vbgvbg1133]

god: You have died. Michael, talking to god in heaven: Or have i? Weird dude with wings:

[@tony9622]

Always coming back here when my death anxiety kicks in

[@mikudubskasai8725]

It’s crazy when you REALLY sit and think about an inevitable death clock we all have on our heads. What is the final tick? would you know all of a sudden, you’re not alive, dead? Where would you be in time? Will you know the cancellation of existence??? How can you? Why is this even a thing everyone experience?? We’ve been around advancing in knowledge for centuries, yet still can’t dig into the unknown realm of death. I always end with the fact that despite I know nothing about death, I someday will… or will I? I guess I wouldn’t be able to comprehend that I’m dead. Shits crazy but it’s gonna happen 🥲

[@the.simart5129]

@@mikudubskasai8725 thats such a good comment bro :D

[@02tenma]

@@mikudubskasai8725 so real

[@TheBlackSpartan103]

Welcome to the club friend. I'm worried on what comes after death. Reincarnation? Heaven? Becoming a Ghost? It's scary

[@tony9622]

@The Black Spartan nobody knows, and the fact that we are made to survive and to fear death makes deaths inevitability scarier.

[@thatguymich2829]

"I could die anytime" "you sure could" *is that a threat?*

[@thorsell4357]

Its a treat

[@Benimation]

Incorrect, you can only die now or in the future

[@kleinmeisterlein]

​@@Benimation Well, if dying is an ongoing process (beginning on the day of my birth for example) then I'm dying all the time, anytime, and whenever I can. Or maybe even, as Screamin' Jay Hawkins had put it: "One day I won't die." And you know when that'll be.

[@Joao-vq1ty]

"I want to die" "You've come to the right place."

[@BillAnt]

Has it occurred to anyone, that KZbin is probably littered with comments by people who have passed away at some point? It's the closest thing to immortality as long as the servers never crash or keep good backups. lol

[@soap5547]

Micheal: "I could die any moment" Girl smiling and grinning: "You sure could"

[@user-zu6ts5fb6g]

"Im glad that you decided to die"

[@mimi_n_emi8382]

I love her she's so funny. Go check out her channel and you'll see why she was like that lol. You might like it

[@SkyRied1]

@@mimi_n_emi8382 What's her name or channel?

[@mimi_n_emi8382]

@@SkyRied1 its Caitlyn Dougherty. She runs undertaking LA. And her channel is Ask a Mortician

[@SkyRied1]

@@mimi_n_emi8382 Thanks alot.

[@abelharbison239]

Imagine their Wikipedia pages (1945-2019; 2050-present)

[@thegodssin]

lmao XD

[@stop579]

lmao

[@lucasklein1443]

Wao

[@fosscraft1431]

XD

[@generichomosapien4666]

wOaH ThiS mAN lIVed fOR moRe tHaN 100 YeARs?

[@studtistics2448]

That one person that gave a 1 for the person impersonating a doctor but a 7 for someone sunbathing nude.

[@OneOverPi]

I just can't stop laughing.

[@muhammedyuksekkaya1898]

I was just about to comment the same thing. Chill out lady lol

[@hiranpeiris877]

nnk

[@hiranpeiris877]

hgh

[@mh6276]

I would give a zero for the person sunbathing nude.

[@failed_K]

In an alternative Universe, everyone is immortal, and Death is the greatest honor to have

[@milan3066]

This sounds hell. I swear.

[@DibIrken]

Imagine being with the same people you hate, the same people you just put up with, and the same people you love for all eternity. As time passes, will the people you love become people you just put up with or worse, the people you eventually hate?

[@agentofchaos2901]

@@DibIrken that sounds horrible. Or maybe not. Imagine not having kids. Sounds good. Only one generation of adults. But that means adults need higher capacity thinking also I can learn everything I want to and waste my time however I want. That's interesting. I don't know how I feel about this.

[@Fissey_Gaming]

@@agentofchaos2901 same

[@agentofchaos2901]

@@Fissey_Gaming we are just a bunch of people full of unsureness

[@AL-su8el]

Michael : "I could die anytime" Caitlin : "You sure could" *pulls out a gun*

[@sauldownbadman876]

She looked way too happy when he said that

[@sauldownbadman876]

@@TanyaSehgal95 she reminds me of the spooky black guy in final destination

[@ilarious5729]

Omg is it her, is it the Mortician. Im not there yet

[@ilarious5729]

Ah yesss

[@tinaw.5538]

Caitlin would never touch a gun, too liberal. It would make more sense for her to stab him to death with a trocar and then hide the body by cremation or something. No body no crime.

[@kirbyquartz5609]

I’m just imagining Michael’s burial. Michael: I am going to die *Michael dies* *Michael is buried* *Michael sprouts of the ground* Or *am* I?

[@taxevader2376]

I love the idea of his last words just being, “I’m gonna die”. It’s so casual lol

[@joshMorgan111]

What is death? And how much does death weigh?

[@pouria1254]

the death angel: c'mon Micheal let's go I don't have all day. Micheal: so am I going to die? the death angel: yes Micheal: but the real question is "What is death" [mind field theme music] the death angel: How the hell do you even play music? Ahhh never mind Micheal I'm gonna get u to the other side. Micheal: How many things are in the other side? What is even this question "what is"? what is question at all? How many holes do you have? the death angel: PTSD

[@Abznth]

@@joshMorgan111 death weighs 1 last pound

[@nssrinidhi5753]

No last one have to be "as always thanks for watching "

[@sexcannonmusic284]

Man , this episode was really powerful , thank YOU Michael for bringing this to our attention.

[@yaycookieyay]

(26:38) "Am I really so important that [the universe] should never not have me again?" Yes Michael we need you please

[@MrJgreenwell2000]

literally said this out loud to my computer screen at that moment

[@marcywantsto7553]

let the man rest

[@_ruted]

VSAUCE MICHAEL'S UPLOADED BRAIN HERE

[@commie281]

@@_ruted lmao VSAUCE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!! oh and btw I met him and it's so weird that I shook a person's hand that wants to die once and for all.

[@goldngamer1365]

Micheal is actually a god-like being he's just saying that to throw us off

[@anduro7448]

28:22 "I decided i want to die" "you have come to the right place" Nothing schetchy going on here just a normal conversation between 2 people

[@xy5449]

"ah, I'm glad you decided to die"

[@theblan1k0ne]

This kinda sounds like something out of a cult without context.

[@baltesiuovidiu7279]

I decided not to

[@gabor6259]

*sketchy

[@psuedonym9999]

You have 666 likes.

[@chickennuggetpaw]

I have to say, I am far more terrified of the people I love dying than of my own death.

[@anything.everything...]

More repeatable trauma :(

[@themizfaar2160]

Same

[@felypinho020]

I'm only terrified of dying early, I'll gladly die when I'm at least 60 years old

[@Bobs_Burgers]

yep i feel that , death is meh! but still living without everyone i love is terrifying

[@vikzn1607]

Cap

[@willzombieking8100]

I'm 18 and I've been thinking about death since at least 12. Seeing this is a nice comfort, ideas of how I can accept death rather than keep fearing it.

[@estrella-v1994]

Yes. I'm almost 18 and have also been thinking about it for a long time. Death is inevitable and cannot be changed, however, our stance on death can. I have both accepted death and feared it in the past. I find death acceptance isn't a permanent thought. For me, it'll eventually turn into fear again. But I gain peace in knowing that there's nothing wrong with that. The moments of clarity I have regarding death inform my other emotions and thoughts. So even if I can only accept death in some moments while I fear it some others, I gain wisdom and a growing sense of contentment.

[@YuriCoutinho-f3q]

@@estrella-v1994sounds really wise! thanks for that

[@philipcarl8088]

Vsauce: Makes all of his episodes free People who paid for it: Should I die?

[@zwz.zdenek]

Those who paid for it had the honor to support Michael's work. It's not a reason for sadness as you imply.

[@TheNamesFarquaad]

@@zwz.zdenek ok boomer

[@hitmanqo]

@@TheNamesFarquaad how original and witty

[@TheNamesFarquaad]

@@hitmanqo k boomer

[@spec___]

@@TheNamesFarquaad hey guys i said the funny words can you laugh now

[@Meeminator]

Michael: I’m willing to accept dying Mortician: *So you have chosen death*

[@americap5749]

Meeminator *unsheaths katana

[@theplayzpaidoff]

@@americap5749 *Pulls down pants* *Exclaims* LET ME FEEL YOUR COLD HARD STEEL!

[@Liam-zg2ip]

@@theplayzpaidoff chill mate

[@John-p9m2c]

Meeminator lmao

[@DasOmen02]

Memminator that is the most perfect use of that meme XD

[@kolinasaelt6289]

"I have decided I want to die" "I'm so glad and you've come to the right place" ....RUN!!!

[@alittleofeverything4190]

Right, each person should come to their own conclusion and should be supported. What if Michael said Neuro, would she have been disappointed?

[@alittleofeverything4190]

@@ileikts I know the comment was made in humor, but the lady did have a clear bias towards coming to that conclusion from her earlier segment. Good times! Michael rocks!

[@swazy58]

This is by far my favorite video from Michael, it changed my perception of everything. I watched this with my cousin when we were in high school. We are both in college now.

[@TheMeGuy1]

"I want a place in the world where people can go and say 'Hey, Vsauce, Michael's there.'"

[@ayuubismail3239]

Goddamnit that’s beautiful man

[@ryanallers9805]

Its called KZbin, and your here too...

[@alicem1961]

My friends and me greet each other like that

[@reaperx7026]

@@ayuubismail3239 truly

[@michaeldavis6993]

24:54 it feels great to hear a guy call this bs, because I hear alot of people say that, and I agree with him.

[@TheEpicNub]

A woman was sunbathing nude? *10 YEARS IN PRISON* *The same woman gave 3 months to a girl who killed a talented pianist lol.. what?

[@PeterGregoryKelly]

Someone apparently with hangups.

[@coledanzer3616]

damn, people are a lot crazier than I originally thought holy shit.

Seriously, I thought this was a joke until I got to that part in the episode. Did they mismatch questions and answers??? I am seriously befuddled by pretty much all of the answers.

[@consolepeasant7164]

@ no, people are just completely fucking insane. Civil war is coming.

[@thorrex]

Thankfully they aren't on the judicial bench.

[@enkidraicor7983]

Scenario: A boy trips another boy deliberately in the playground. The victim suffers a minor bruise. 1 is 3 months probation, 7 is 10 years in prison. Old Lady: 10

[@jackcroftheripper]

*you forfeit you life privileges*

[@coachablespoon9838]

@@jackcroftheripper XD

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

wat

[@Zethan]

what the fuck are you even saying? that made no sense at all

[@saifuusuri]

Person: *Does something slightly rude* Old lady: "Your free trial of life has ended."

[@finfen9730]

Michael should look at organic burial pod options. I think it's an amazing idea to become the source of life for a tree. Also it's a really cool landmark for family to visit.

[@JatPhenshllem]

Sounds wonderful, the roots tangling themselves around my bones, breaking me down faster, turning me to dust, to be forgotten easier than before. Honestly, that sounds nice

[@blokvader8283]

Honestly my decaying body feeding a tree would be more of a use than I am right now.

[@a.q.2330]

Hopefully this will be considered weird by the general population within this century

[@blokvader8283]

@a.q.2330 What's weird about it? Literally every dead organism feeds another in some way. Why do you think corpses turn into bones? Decomposers like Fungi and Bacteria break down the soft parts of the body to sustain themselves. It's just natural.

[@danacoleman4007]

😂

[@lukejac0562]

10 years in prison for a woman whose sunbathing naked are you mad!?

[@mw2withcamyay405]

@@Baigle1 d

[@hampusnyhlen2961]

That isnt what it Said. It was something like 500 dollar fine plus 6 months communityn service

[@nelzelpher2088]

Why do you have a male pornstar as you profile pic?

[@ForeignNeptune]

@@nelzelpher2088 Don't fucking judge him he's trying his best

[@brennenjohnson6616]

LukeJac05 at the naked woman yes they are hahaha

[@thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters]

Michael: "I could die at any time" Lady: *smiles* "you sure could!" Micheal: "I've decided I want to die" Lady: "oh I'm so glad you made that decision" I think she wants him to die

[@degener8389]

She gets a 10 from me

[@acidificatorxx]

"I'm glad you've decided to die"

[@lancecoleman7440]

@@acidificatorxx it seems only, deep ending

[@pinata111colada]

well, i mean, its her brand

[@j-dog7767]

aaronmajjor gotta push the brand

[@presidentwilliamhowardtaft5932]

“When I die just throw me in the trash” -Danny Devito

[@dclikemtndew]

Frank Reynolds*

[@allftw2677]

@ ͨ̂ͫ͂҉̶̸̤̳̰̣͉̥͘͜ the Cynic The one with a capital C

[@jerryp6001]

@@dclikemtndew When you're dead you're dead

[@veljkoangelovski5349]

AND diogenies

[@jackb.4613]

@@dclikemtndew ll

[@tylerlicko5352]

I've been dealing with death a lot as a 22 year old. Nobody has died around me but just the realization that I'm going to be in a moment like this one looking through my eyes and thinking internally and it's gonna be the moment when I take my last breath and everything will fade away I assume. I don't know how to even think about what it will look like after that. After it all goes black or after I fall asleep or whatever it feels like in that moment. It's terrifying. That moment haunts me and it's never even happened yet. Everything I've ever known and experienced will just not be anymore. No more internal dialogue, no more dreams, no more love or anger, or pain or happiness. My atoms will fall apart and turn into nothing again. How am I supposed to even deal with that? It's an endless cycle that I can't come to terms with. I also disagree with that lady when she said that death brings life meaning. I'm haunted by that moment, yes, but it's not why I'm thinking right now. It's not why I'm getting up and feeding myself right now. It's not why I'm wanting to feel sunlight right now. It's the utter absence of all of those things. how am I not supposed to be upset that I won't get to experience those things anymore?

[@fredegundestratton4891]

Exactly. The thing that has helped me the most to cope with these same thoughts is the sentiment she kinda touched on with "Living as long as i can till technology saves me" because i doubt ill live long enough to see technology reach that point even if im cryo frozen. What i take from that statement tho is something that ive already told myself many times and its the thought that even tho that moment will come, im going to keep going out of spite. To say fuck you, ill last as long as i want to and im going to keep running every time the reaper is close because i know eventually itll catch me. But that doesn't mean i have to let it win till it has to. While this thinking doesn't help everyone it has certainly helped me. Especially with making decisions in my life and teaching me what i really want from this existence. Each moment im not true to what i really want from this life is a moment wasted. And i wont let the reaper win by lettin me waste more time stressing about its inevitable arrival.

[@VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes]

“After Life NDE” On KZbin. It’s a very Christian biased channel. They only pick Christian’s to talk to on Zoom, but it’s very interesting hearing the thousands of reports of people describing their experiences with near death experiences. You’ll be okay ❤

[@aka_hyperion]

Keep fighting and learning! I have found my solace and hope you find yours.

[@juliusnepos6013]

This is the very thought I am going through right now despite being 23 today. It feels awful

[@juliusnepos6013]

We are on this

[@miguelisaurusbruh1158]

Michael: "I want to die" Mortician: "I'm so glad you've made that decision" *shoots him*

[@andrewhamel1]

Shit I just wrote this comment didn't scroll far enough to see that many people already said it

[@alfonseemanuelle3470]

now that is fucking comedy

[@bibbilyton329]

Michael: “or did you”

[@Namse21]

I just imagined the mortician lady continue the expression on her face, pull a gun out from under the table, shoot him and then stare into the camera maintaining her smiling expression...

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

@@bibbilyton329 now I’m imagining a fight scene with an ultra powerful Michael with the intro piano music

[@nobody_really]

"I've decided I want to die" "I'm glad you choose to die"

[@CaveyMoth]

Thanks for dying with us.

[@pencilpoet4167]

28:22 you ok there bud?

[@itsmitko7]

666 likes help

[@ThunderTurtle7]

“You’ve come to the right place”

[@TheGremlinsParadise]

@@ThunderTurtle7 I was litterly wanted to type that xD Damn gg

[@brightenyourday9196]

It’s always “Hey Vsauce” never “How’s Vsauce”

[@deaddoodlepool963]

😂

[@stephenwolfgangstout]

I can't like your comment, gotta keep it at 420 smoke the mary janes to cope with mental pains

[@no_eggroll_4u]

@@stephenwolfgangstout same

[@-Abduuu]

We are VSAUCE HE IS MICHAEL.

[@ebenen36]

Sad VSauce noises

[@nth256]

Love to see Caitlin Doughty, I love her perspective on life and death.

[@dielaughing73]

She was an amazing guest

[@Zombie81212]

"I have decided that I want to die" is such a quote

[@cmdrTremyss]

Sad Ishigami noises.

[@alloy207]

Timestamp?

[@aurora_boketto7746]

@@alloy207 28:23 lol

[@Solbashio]

sepuku

[@StanbyMode]

I read this just as he said that

[@khayyamaurelius912]

Is it weird that even though I don't want to die, the immortality thing scared me more?

[@N0URii]

it feels weird at first but i think slowly people would accept it if that really happens

[@ldz771]

It is the fear of the unknown. Frankly, I think cryoperserving will become a common thing in the future

[@tamd5670]

@@ldz771 same but I don’t agree with it

[@Max.pina1511]

The thing that scares me is that is the person that comes back to life really you? I mean is it you? Or does the person that came back just has your memories and personalities? The worst thing this dilemma is that no one will ever know and they will just have to assume that they are you.

[@khayyamaurelius912]

​@@Max.pina1511 That's what bugged me as well. Maybe when "you" die, you die for good, and the person that is revived in the future is your clone in a way.

[@sugibudder]

I was shopping online and saw a site selling coffins, i looked through a couple, but quickly stopped and realised that a coffin will be the LAST thing i need.

[@sugibudder]

@Foro Is it not obvious? Im gonna need a coffin when i die and after that i will never need anything again.

[@IanSpace71]

Its a pun

[@randomrom747]

Nice pun

[@Dimitrisaurus]

lol

[@youraverageidiot6474]

sugibudder r/wooosh

[@orinblank2056]

It would be really interesting to see a large-scale study of Terror Management Theory that looks at a lot of different angles. One of the things that I'm most curious about is how TMT applies to cultures that have differing perspectives on death. I would imagine that how someone feels about what happens to them after death would have a fairly dramatic effect on how the presence of death influences their perceptions

[@Emilis2023]

Michael: "I've decided that I do want to eventually die" Death Positivity Lady: "Well you've come to the right place" RUN MICHAEL, RUN!

[@CookieTheSmolFox]

Literally FOR YOUR LIFE!

[@Abznth]

Oh no I'm dead or am i

[@laxmanrao8283]

Or should I

[@377GhrHello]

What is wrong with leaving this crooked world, to rejoin the others who have already taken the journey. Why run, when the best is what your running from?

[@Emilis2023]

@@377GhrHello Well you see, the joke above indicates that Michael does not yet wish to die, but implies that perhaps the woman who he's speaking with may be planning to murder him against his wishes. Therefore, he should remove himself from the potential danger to his wishes. If you would like to convince Michael that he should want to embrace death now, I'm afraid you'll have to contact him directly as I don't know him or his actual feelings on the subject.

[@roger9678]

The lady looks like if death were a person and the dude looks like if business was a person

[@KaminariHouse]

Well, then Death is hot, and Business looks pretty cool.

[@blazeddddddd]

goth gf and rich cheating dad

[@Талсе]

Very nice representation

[@TheCompleteMental]

Death is portrayed as a cool dude and honestly every actor from "the men who built america" look better for the latter role

[@jackofalltrades8412]

R/rareinsults

[@hugo2242]

Mind field season 4: ” today i will commit suicide to see if there is life after death ”

[@himanshusehra7484]

😂what

[@baller10345]

A guy actually did this, vsauce covered it. I forgot the video name

[@micaela7159]

mumble do you have the link??

[@baller10345]

@@micaela7159 ill try to find it

[@himanshusehra7484]

@@Je11yf1shyy I think he is lying 😑

[@TerrenceIII]

This changed my life man. You're the great philosopher of our time.

[@magicmango2787]

An interesting angle to approach this from would have been that, if this technology ever materialises, it would create a disparity of wealth like nothing ever seen before. I’m picturing an almost dystopian society where the rich live forever and the poor are left scrambling at the bottom only dreaming of what they could do with such power.

[@amberquartz9468]

There’s actually a movie like that called “in time”

[@kari548]

Hell with genetic engineering they could literally create a new "race" and then the fight will be over superiority. Near perfect immoral beings who enslave the system to the point of resource ruin, sounds like some dystopian warframe shit.

[@vincecrisostomo8107]

"For one to become immortal, many must die"

[@sporovid5856]

I’ve always thought that immortality won’t get rid of death, it’ll just add classism to it. In a way, this had already happened. I could go bankrupt if I break my arm.

[@jackpowell8155]

Elisium is like that too

[@jedavisLV426]

“When I die, throw me in the trash” ~ Danny Devito

[@maddog7795]

fun fact that's actually a very common saying in the south. throw me in the trash or throw in the woods lol

[@evanpartin1323]

im so broke that im gonna need to be just thrown in a trash can lmao

[@nofatchxplzthx]

correction *frank reynolds

[@angieroman6723]

I want to live until I am dying of old age. I would go on an airplane to skydive, with a parachute, after having a lovely day to send me off. I'd be given medicine that would take effect some time after I jump, shutting my systems down. I would dive, looking at the gorgeous sunlit view, admiring it in my slow death. As my eyes fade seeing the open and beloved sky. The parachute activating, landing my lifeless body once and for all.

[@LucienLeeSeoul]

@@angieroman6723 Your lifeless leg would break though. not as pretty as you think.

[@danp4660]

If you wanna live forever just say “no” when your time comes. It worked for me. That’s how I’m 409 years old.

[@supersaturn4742]

Oh! It's an old glich im already on my 807th birthday today! Imagine dying! Lol.

[@chrisyoung5363]

You young whipper snappers !!

[@euronymous7334]

Only 800bc kids will remember this...

[@moedani1]

Cool shit. Love it, I'm Duncan mccloud...

[@lazypotato6743]

In all seriousness we will die

[@Lukusprime]

I’ve got to be honest, the theory is honestly completely opposite of what my personal experience has been. I used to be very judgmental and harsh on a certain group of people who I have extremely different opinions with, and I used to want all sorts of bad things to happen to them. Not death or torture, but being ostracized, treated differently, instilled with fear and terror, etc. Once I had my own months-long death scare (extremely health anxiety and frequent panic attacks, nothing’s actually wrong with me thankfully) I began to have a change in attitude, wishing to treat them equally and not wanting anything bad to happen to anyone. Because as Megatron said when he disbanded the Decepticons, “I now know the true meaning of oppression, and have thus lost my taste for inflicting it”.

[@akkemaster]

"I'm glad you decided to die" ~Greatest words in human history

[@Joey_ott]

Some of then said 10 years in prison for graffiti wtf

[@bradtaasevigen9777]

on a national monument. still dont think 10 years is appropriate probably could do eith just 1 year and an ass beating.

[@nomore9004]

Get Jordan Peterson on this show.

[@ing8404]

Patriotism is a belief of following land and government. When beliefs are challenged, people are naturally offended. Vandalism to them is blasphemous action.

[@eyewarsx]

Graffiti on 1000 peoples eye balls. You said "LITERALLY ANYTHING" :P

[@eyewarsx]

"LITERALLY ANYTHING"

[@GermaphobeMusic]

Finally, now I can die without having to buy KZbin Premium.

[@Nekomimimiku]

owo

[@vbgvbg1133]

Potato Chip ÒwÓ

[@Nekomimimiku]

@@vbgvbg1133 ^w^

[@theRPGmaster]

Paying for death is the ultimate fail. Well, I guess that means I now have a valid excuse to be a coward.

[@rayjim9371]

666 likes bro lmao DEATH

[@RedAstralFox]

My girl Caitlyn is so excited, I love her!! Excellent video!

[@willblack7353]

"I have decided I want to die" Psychiatrists: *We don't do that here*

[@skimpskomp]

i thought your profile picture was the wii logo

[@loog8621]

SmugHatKid same

[@tisvision]

Death: I am so glad you made that decision

[@skyisherelol3492]

Grim reaper:*D:*

[@Speed001]

@@skyisherelol3492 *D:*

[@MrTaylork1]

Scenario: Someone sneezes, but doesn’t say excuse me. 1: a dirty look at the person. 7: 10 years prison. Old lady: 10

[@jake1173]

10

[@ManasChachra]

if that guy has corona, imma give him a 11

[@BillAnt]

Everyone else who doesn't sneeze gets a Corona... beer. lol

[@PeterGregoryKelly]

In 1918 during the Spanish Flu pandemic there were literally in some countries punishable laws against sneezing in public.

[@sparkyvacdr]

@@jake1173 10 (for the name)

[@emmett77]

can we talk about the grey haired lady in the control group that put 1 (ONE) for the FAKE DOCTOR THAT OPERATED ON SOMEONE. but put 7 (SEVEN) for a lady in nude😂😭 that made me laugh so much

[@theelilac113]

LOL

[@trangium]

What counts as a 1 through 7 varies between questions

[@pauljohnson460]

yah, looks like people closer to their own death makes **** decisions x)

[@rich.wishes]

her and that other lady who went with 1 on the first slide have definitely committed crimes. Their judgements are so outlandishly stupid

[@ModernGentleman]

Jealousy

[@minecrafter3448]

I would prefer a button that added 100 years to my life. After that 100 years, I’d decide whether I’d press it again

[@irequisite]

A bit late on this video, and this comment. When I think about death I relate it to my (at the time) life long best friend that passed abruptly when we were 18. I remember how absolutely gutted I was, how unfair it felt etc etc. Now many years later, I can't help but think about how full those 18 years were. When I compare it to my own life, even with all these extra years I've lived passed him my life still feels less full than he had with much less time. It's hard to always keep perspective on this, but living hundreds of years of working a job that doesn't fulfill you will never be as meaningful as living 18 full of love and adventures, and I think without death lurking around the corner for us all, we'd never care enough to give that love or spend the time needed to make life worth it. I hope you find your transcendent purpose so you don't feel the need to ever press that button.

[@theeyeofomnipotent]

Hmm, Though i want both, to be fulfilled and live long and more, The unfulfilling life is the result of a system that demands efficiency and exploitation over sentient decency. An emphatiless system..., so if one wants to work, try to work on a more human centric company or people hehehe This reality has a lot more to offer, I don't think about death nor does it motivate me to do meaningful stuff. Those things are meaningful by themself. We are the ones that gives meaning to the meaningless. I want to experience an era where we can save the sun, and put a tracker on consciousness... an era of rejuvinators, so we can even save even those who have died, and of ressurectors The mark of a non-ideal civilization is deaths and suffering, so the mark of an advanced civilization would be the reverse of that, Even if we can't act. We are the witnessers, and I wanna witness more Let's see if a pure consciousness can insert itself into this universe, a unientity. I hope you all have a fulfilling life and more

[@andeverytimewekiss]

i know comparing this topic to works of fiction might be a little insensitive, but all i can think of is a part of the sandman comics. a man named hob declares that he won’t die because he’s just decided that he won’t. Dream overhears this and gets Death to allow him to keep living. every 100 years Dream meets back up with Hob to see how he is and if he still wants to keep living. No matter how miserable or unfulfilling a life hob lives between those meetings, he always says that he wants to keep on living. it’s the first time in any media where a character has been faced with eternity and decided to keep living. it’s hard to think about whether or not i’d be the same.

[@minecrafter3448]

@@andeverytimewekiss suicide would not be a thing if people weren’t strong enough to push the button

[@andeverytimewekiss]

@@minecrafter3448 i see what you’re saying but i don’t think it’s healthy to consider that “strength.” i think that conveys the wrong sort of message

[@Mc12136]

Michael: * Signs a paper * Woman: So you have chosen death...

[@dafyddil]

Unexpected LOTR

[@Alexander-oh8ry]

Nah that were no divorce papers hes fine

[@meme_market5949]

Ye

[@Gameboygenius]

"No, death chose me."

[@Moonlight-x5z]

Woman: You have made the right decision. So meet my daughter Wensday

[@mrkitloin]

Me: _does anything mildly embarrassing_ Also me: *should I die?*

[@gollumisahomie5671]

Honestly same

[@_sadgirl_8730]

Me and my social anxiety felt this

[@gollumisahomie5671]

_sadgirl_ well you should pick a death that you don’t feel

[@LazyRare]

_sadgirl_ = deathgirl

[@_sadgirl_8730]

LazyRare lmao

[@claiirs]

"we have 160 patients" *2 min later* "we have 159 patients" where did that one go????

[@Silliestloosiegoosy]

*Illuminati music intensifies*

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

Michael's clone

[@noname2n2]

Max

[@scooble_]

Pureu Dojyan!

[@romandean6541]

That one was that lady tells herself

[@tyronethethird2394]

seeing people say this gave them comfort just confuses me, only because I’m so terrified of the idea of death. Recently it’s come to my mind a lot, i often find myself having a laugh or a good time only to remember this sad fact. Is it bad that i want to stay? is it bad that i don’t want to go indefinitely? I wish this wasn’t a truth of life or something to accept as i feel i can’t accept it. i’ve heard different perspectives and have talked to many people who i feel are wise enough, but that doesn’t change the fact that one day i will dissipate from what i once was. i tried not crying multiple times this video over it as it’s just been such a tough topic for me. regardless i just hope everyone here finds the comfort i haven’t and i hope i can find as well (sorry i just had to vent somewhere).

[@rynvail521]

I think one thing people find comforting about the video is that this is something every person grapples with. You aren't alone in your anxieties. It can be scary, and that's okay. There a couple of things I would suggest that might help you, because they've helped me, but if they don't that's okay as well. Remember that even if someone else's ideas don't work for you, that doesn't mean they don't understand. You aren't alone. The first thing I would recommend, particularly for the moments where anxiety is particularly strong, is to ground yourself in the moment. Take a deep breath and feel that you are alive right now. You can see and feel the world around you. Your mind might keep straying to detrimental anxieties about death but try to just focus on the physicality of where you are right now. Maybe look into mindfulness techniques. This doesn't mean pushing your fear down or ignoring that death is an option, just regrounding yourself in reality when your mind starts to spiral. Second, reframing things might be useful. Death doesn't mean your existence never was. Your convinces is an emergent pattern born from the way the universe is currently ordered. You aren't the same person you were ten years ago, and you aren't the person who will be here ten years from now. Your atoms come from the universe and you are made up of the same matter as everything else. When you die, you will change. But that doesn't mean you stop existing. You will be part of this universe, your impact on places and people will shape what comes, and new things will take form. You've been stardust before and you'll be stardust again. And we'll be stardust together. Even if you won't quite be you, you won't be alone.

[@alexandrafidnorova4357]

​@@rynvail521 thank you so much for this💘

[@maydaymemer4660]

@@rynvail521yea but not existing is a big bummer

[@jackofallthinks]

If u really wanna learn to accept death try mushrooms

[@mikaelarutyunov9578]

@@jackofallthinks What do you mean?

[@cavestoryking8761]

Bruh you are literally the only reason I keep KZbin Red you gotta keep doing mind field

[@mattball420]

Get rid of red and get premium, get 3 months free :p

[@souIburger]

Thomas Bigalow actually, it’s only 1 month free of premium. It’s still pretty good though

[@as7river]

@@mattball420 I pay for YT Premium and GP Music altogether for 150 MXN, about $7.50 USD monthly, and that's the family plan so I have 5 relatives and friends on it too. A bargain if you ask me.

[@AlexPlayerDigital]

ONLY reason I eep premium, is this series, and being able to play youtube with the screen off.

[@geraldbeceker2948]

Subscribe to PewDiePie! Same

[@KatM26]

"hey, vsauce... michael died today" michael jumping out of casket: *or did i?* **intense vsauce music**

[@Yobyman]

"Hey, vsauce, Michael is no longer here..." "or is he?"

[@pinkdude9017]

Then he says: "I didn't really die"

[@iboopyournose8194]

@@pinkdude9017 what if he is now dead and someone else uploads his older videos?? Or he made those videos free because he knew he would die and would no longer get money from these

[@pinkdude9017]

His mind was affected by the constant MRI scanning. He mentioned that he took a lot of them during mindfield 2

[@lazyken6468]

*High pitched black and white character screaming*

[@krishnakantpatil1660]

English Literature - I will die for honour French Literature - I will die for love American Literature - I will die for freedom Russian Literature - *I will die.*

[@oosmanbeekawoo]

this is so dope!

[@evildragon1774]

lmao this is so true as hecc

[@theworldofchachundar5628]

In mother Russia death doesn't chase you, you chase your death

[@ChrisTheMemeMan]

I will die for mother russia, comrade. Now let's go hack important American government operations.

[@xavierrodriguez2463]

"In Russian literature someone is suffering, its either the author, the protagonist, or the reader, but someone must suffer."

[@thejusmani6473]

Even if you cryo-preserve yourself and wake up in like 80 years or so, the horrifying truth is that you will be entering a whole another world where you will have close to zero role, your friends won't be there and neither will your family. It will be truly lonely, atleast from what I make of it. I believe that I'm in this world for a specific timeframe that is, say a hundred years, after that I am nothing but but an outsider in a new world.

[@stubbztheman3052]

Michael: “I could die at any time” Mortician: *maniacal smile* “You sure could”

[@gorrillawarfair]

Lol ikr that was creepy

[@puplun1965]

"I want to die with dignity" So I decided to make all mind field episode for free

[@Felishamois]

"I'm just trying to die"

[@vbgvbg1133]

oh ho

[@noobkaka567]

I want to die with 'tegridy!

[@LysbethMiranda]

Omggg I love Caitlyn! I watch her videos all the time! I was genuinely shocked and pleased to see you being her on here!🥰

[@Verlisify]

The results on the woman sunbathing nude buckled me. Karen dropped a 7 and the dudes were like "I want to put 0"

[@kakyoindonut3213]

yeah lol

[@AlexxxGrrr]

noticed that one too right away, lol

[@soaringdragonssleepingnights]

the difference was v clear initially i was like “psh, i’d give that a 1” and then i realized if it was a guy, i would have found it super creepy and way more inappropriate and bumped it up internal biases baby :’)

[@facadery6892]

Dang it's Verlisify

[@mr.spunckle9312]

dude ur a furry, you shouldn't have an opinion.

[@florianh5067]

28:28 "You've come to the right place" *she stabs him*

[@UrSturdyWing]

why is this not top comment?

[@Officer.K.]

What you egg? (He stabs him)

[@akito7025]

Ali 😂😂 what a sorry sight -macbeth

[@pixyl4415]

Thank you, Donald Dick, very cool.

[@mezmezzy1870]

"Ha, well I'm glad that you've decided to die" Why do I hear boss music?

[@colinouille2786]

haha yes

[@Swiatlocien]

JOTARO! Oh, you're approaching me?

[@sfglim5341]

Mez Mezzy Lmaoooo

[@EmmyOnline_]

Seeing Caitlyn get so excited to hear that Michael is willing to make choices about his death is so cool. Especially because it is exactly what she advocates for. I love her so much, she has helped me become more comfortable with death even if it still is horribly terrifying. I hope i get to meet her one day.

[@maydaymemer4660]

I agree it’s a good thing to do

[@CG64Mushro0m]

When you think of something cringey you did 3 years ago

[@tamago1704]

ahahaha!

[@Leon.Stanic]

*I have decided I want to die.*

[@ItsNessaTho]

This wayy too relatable 😂💀

[@garrywalmartcashier]

*his name is cringe gaming guys wtf*

[@chonkycatlover9]

Cringe Gaming 64 ahaha

[@beep_69]

2050, Michael: hey vsauce today i died or did i.

[@veritasdeutsch6608]

"Music starts"

[@sabelongubo4571]

Thats macabre

[@Zenoc_gamer]

Sadly he choose to be eaten by worms and become a tree, so we wont get a vsauce in the future

[@BeeBN]

micheals only 33, so in 30 years he'll be 63, far from dead lol

[@beep_69]

@@BeeBN or will he

[@bryceflanigan4636]

Broke: I don't want to die Woke: I want to die Ascended: I want to live, then die.

[@themasteryocheese8133]

wtf xDDDD

[@hankwicklund2182]

Bespoke: I want to live, then die, then live again.

[@RailwayScholar]

Hope: I want to meet my parents again

[@machustudios8055]

Crazy Uncle Hank, Too far, you have hit an entire new plane of existence

[@robertwyatt3912]

Crazy Uncle Hank alright Jesus Christ

[@moodyrick8503]

*I'm not afraid of the fact that I will die one day.* _But I greatly fear the circumstances of my death._ A quick death in my sleep Vs. a long slow painful, agonising death.

[@gabrieldenouden7301]

Michael: I want to die Mortician: You've come to the right place COCKS GUN

[@TylerMatthewHarris]

I lol'd

[@nomore9004]

Get Jordan Peterson on this show.

[@d3line]

That’s basically what she’s doing. Only it’s the cure for the deadliest decease, and she’s ripping it out of your mind.

[@meadowmusicwolf]

LOL

[@stm7810]

that's very accurate when you die, it happens in the now, it's suicidal and anyone who says that needs help.

[@scurus11scurus]

“i’d like to die” “you’ve come to the right place”

[@hebrews11vs5]

Hahaha. What an odd moment.

[@Ewafingmyth]

Especially when she said she was glad he came to that decision

[@sst189]

Stolen. Smh

[@iliagluhchev2821]

Pulls out knife "Fire in the hole!"

[@vyws]

daddy mikes suicide booth

[@jeffj9099]

*looks at title* I mean I dunno man up to you

[@99897767]

Yes

[@nomore9004]

Get Jordan Peterson on this show.

[@theotherone8576]

Actually it isn't up to him

[@teoi]

lmao

[@macdavidson3814]

NO MORE for what?

[@ahaetulla]

This is so weird because when I think about dying, my willingness to imprison someone for any significant length of time completely plummets

[@LeoNyeDis]

The thing is... a person like myself, who constantly obsessive on death, and what not...I feel like Michael just helped me treat my anxiety, if even just a little.

[@clashoclan3371]

Why are you obbsesed with death?

[@azril8941]

Same, i love dying too

[@primatelover99]

@@clashoclan3371 as in they cant stop thinking about it worrying about it

[@sejozwak]

@@primatelover99 I can't wait to die

[@nethercrocodile5859]

@@sejozwak u can rn lol

[@octcube_]

"And here is where my husband is stored".

[@nomad8166]

Lmaooo

[@absolutetr4sh551]

I am so convinced that she actually murdered him and this is just one huge cover up

[@fluffymuffin_456]

Kinda feels depressing to hear that in a way

[@w01fy51]

How come she doesn’t miss him

[@kotarodesu_23]

@@w01fy51 She must really believe in her work, that's how. And I do kinda hope that it is functional, but the price is very steep.

[@WuddlesWasTaken]

If he became a neuro, the, "Do you want my head delivered to you in a box?" meme will become very real

[@hasanabir115]

I laughed way too hard on this

[@SpartanK4102]

A pilot could just regenerate

[@anonyme2938]

Am I the only one who does want to die? Not right now but I can't imagine living forever. Even without the whole aging process I think 100-200 years is way more than enough. Even beyond 100 years of healthy happy life it's getting absurd. I'm a scientist and the biggest and saddest realization is to know I will die not knowing a billionth of what there is to know. But without a deadline there is no drive to move forward. and I'd prefer a short life of knowledge than an eternity of ignorance

[@ghostie8341]

Imagine going to prison for 10 years for spray painting a statue with washable paint

[@myggen2111]

that was fucked, these people are not thinking straight.

[@CafePancake]

what blew my mind is the 10 years for sunbathing while nude.

[@CafePancake]

@@DJVolte We will send, you, your family and your next generation to prison for life.

[@bigmoose7]

@@DJVolte yeh we will

[@omarsabry9489]

@@CafePancake You forgot the death penalty.

[@hot_dog_water2437]

“I want to die.” “I’m so glad!”

[@angeloportugal8899]

I'm teelling this to 19 year olds

[@urfat2872]

"someday I will die" also vsauce "or will I?" *vsauce music plays*

[@artugert]

I’ve never at any time been even slightly anxious or fearful about my own death or that of anyone else. I’m perfectly okay with dying at any time, and have no desire at all to live a longer than normal life.

[@AlChaos]

28:22 "And I decided that I want to die" "Oh, I'm so glad you've made this decision and you've come to the right place" Just imagine hearing this conversation without context