Vulkan inspects his successors | Warhammer 40k meme dub

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@I_am_always_correct
@I_am_always_correct Жыл бұрын
Vulkan: "If you don't mind my asking, why the change to water?" Dark Kraken: "That's a perfectly fine question, Primarch. Our Naktis is a planet with constant rain and most landmass under oceans. The people of this world live under constant threat of floods and attacks from sea monsters. By abandoning your sacred fire and taking the path of water, we are able to defend the civillians of our world, and turn its unique dangers into a training course for our new members." Vulkan: "That might be the most promising thing I've heard about any of my successor chapters"
@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897
@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 Жыл бұрын
Does the dark kraken have any cool books or appearances?
@CMTechnica
@CMTechnica Жыл бұрын
@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897o. They were introduced in the 9th edition (being a completely Primaris chapter) space marine codex and a supplementary white dwarf magazine dealing with the Octarius War between the Tyranids and Orks
@malloc7108
@malloc7108 Жыл бұрын
​@@CMTechnica Nice, that sounds like a lore guy misread/autocorrected Octarius as Octopus and ran with it.
@donmak1614
@donmak1614 Жыл бұрын
​​​​@@malloc7108 if it works it works
@ephemispriest8069
@ephemispriest8069 Жыл бұрын
@@CMTechnica Primaris only? Weak.
@1vandread
@1vandread 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, being disappointed in your children, now Vulkan knows how the Emperor felt.
@ScoutTrooperMan
@ScoutTrooperMan 2 жыл бұрын
how rogal*
@S3verusMyG
@S3verusMyG 2 жыл бұрын
@@ScoutTrooperMan NOTICE ME “Fuck off”
@shikamaru770
@shikamaru770 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe That was his purpose? Every primarch was made for a reason But we dont know what Vulkans was. Maybe the emperor just wanted someone That will understand Him how annoying Kids can get.
@SIGNOR-G
@SIGNOR-G 2 жыл бұрын
@@shikamaru770 vulkan is surely good in dealing with eldar children...
@FoxHound-ut1hu
@FoxHound-ut1hu 2 жыл бұрын
@@shikamaru770 Vulkan invented cool shit, that's his purpose
@phantomwraith1984
@phantomwraith1984 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't it weird how all the Salamander Primaris successors are all fucking Word Bearers? I feel bad for Vulkan. I wanna hug him
@TheHandofDestiny
@TheHandofDestiny 2 жыл бұрын
Only one of them is like the Word Bearers, the rest are closer to other things
@user-vj6jo4sl8m
@user-vj6jo4sl8m 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he'd want to hug you too if it weren't for the extremely high possibility of him killing you by doing so
@igorlorenc1445
@igorlorenc1445 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheHandofDestiny Iron Hands and Blood Angels - for technosimps and cannibals.
@ГригорийГ-ч4н
@ГригорийГ-ч4н 2 жыл бұрын
Is not it weird how there is a chapter called Sons of Phoenix that presumely was "made from Dorn geneseed"... while it is common knowledge from Dark Imperium trilogy that Cawl made test groups of primaris /from all 20 legions/ and believes that fault was not in geneseed, but in the primarchs? And created this funny Primus Primaris by probably using geneseed from various sources, judging by "Belisarius Cawl: The Great Work" hints.
@TheHandofDestiny
@TheHandofDestiny 2 жыл бұрын
@@igorlorenc1445 Spot on
@supersaiyandiclonius3056
@supersaiyandiclonius3056 2 жыл бұрын
I actually like the Dragonspears. They're not eating people for shits and giggles, they're actually using their omophagea to absorb the memories of their veterans. I think it's neat.
@unnamed1613
@unnamed1613 2 жыл бұрын
Still better than Flesh Tearers
@memesofwarhemmer7076
@memesofwarhemmer7076 2 жыл бұрын
As well as never felling alone
@NotoriousC19
@NotoriousC19 2 жыл бұрын
@@unnamed1613 nice bait
@jamalisujang2712
@jamalisujang2712 2 жыл бұрын
So they absorb their predecessors' consciusness too. So, schizomarine?
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually neat, if a bit fucked up.
@cyrolocker1229
@cyrolocker1229 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine Vulkan sees the lamenters and just grabs them and goes "I HAVE DECIDED TO ADOPT THEM, NOBODY SHALL CHALLENGE ME ON THIS."
@I_am_always_correct
@I_am_always_correct Жыл бұрын
Would adopting mean they'd start using his geneseed? Or is it just a symbolic thing?
@cyrolocker1229
@cyrolocker1229 Жыл бұрын
@@I_am_always_correct I don’t know but I’m not challenging him on this
@imapopo2924
@imapopo2924 Жыл бұрын
@@I_am_always_correct Probably just symbolic. Lamenters still love their Primarch after all (everybody loves Sanguinius anyways but still), so I doubt theyd ever switch for any reason. Vulkan would be like their step dad/favored uncle that takes on the fatherly role. And by the throne, do the Lamenters need some love. Poor guys fight their literal hearts out for the people of the Imperium and the universe goes out of its way to destroy them for it.
@electricangel4488
@electricangel4488 Жыл бұрын
When an uncle takes care of his nephew its not like they call him dad
@Crown_Prince_Of_Ruin
@Crown_Prince_Of_Ruin Жыл бұрын
THIS NEEDS TO BE CANON
@GreasusGoldtooth
@GreasusGoldtooth 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the Dark Krakens are presented as being more level headed than the others when there should be Speed Metal playing while they shout "WE BREATHE UNDERWATER AND HUNT MEGALODONS ON THE OCEAN FLOOR FOR FUN!"
@Dreadnautilus
@Dreadnautilus 2 жыл бұрын
People in the comments taking the "Salamanders but with water" too literally when they're more like less dickish versions of Carcharadons or Space Wolves that are obsessed with sea life instead of WOLFWOLFWOLF.
@sklaWlivE
@sklaWlivE 2 жыл бұрын
Actual foudning chapter Salamanders breathe ash and hunt goddamn dragons for fun...it tracks still ;)
@GreasusGoldtooth
@GreasusGoldtooth 2 жыл бұрын
@@sklaWlivE Salamanders have no chill.
@cheshire4856
@cheshire4856 2 жыл бұрын
I might have found my new favorite chapter.
@GreasusGoldtooth
@GreasusGoldtooth 2 жыл бұрын
@@cheshire4856 They're pretty cool, especially for Primaris. I really wish GW hadn't gone out of their way to make the Super Space Marines so bland.
@aleale8320
@aleale8320 2 жыл бұрын
If I'm not mistaken, The Salamanders before Vulkan were almost suicide berserkers. Then Vulka took them all to his home planet where he restructured them, change teachings and tempered their character (probably also hugged all them one by one).
@KageRyuu6
@KageRyuu6 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, they were tasked with fighting Men of Iron, so... literally the only way they were going to achieve victory.
@Agrargorn
@Agrargorn 2 жыл бұрын
Weren't these the blood angels?
@Mr.Monacle
@Mr.Monacle 2 жыл бұрын
@@Agrargorn No, the Blood Angels were essentially biological weapons. They would be released upon a planet to scour it of life and then die, because their geneseed was so unstable and their Omophagea in particular was uniquely designed to make them *crave* flesh. If I recall correctly, they weren't even given proper supplies because they weren't expected to last particularly long.
@Agrargorn
@Agrargorn 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Monacle ah yes, no I remember. Thank you Mr Monocle
@emilianomerendino3311
@emilianomerendino3311 2 жыл бұрын
@@KageRyuu6 No Space Marine ever fought Men of Iron, as far I'm aware. They were all destroyed before the Unification of Terra begun
@dwightclark7627
@dwightclark7627 2 жыл бұрын
Vulkan was probably thinking, "Oh well...it could be worse. Look at what happened to all the scions of Sanguinius."
@JudgeNicodemus
@JudgeNicodemus 2 жыл бұрын
Those poor bastards
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 2 жыл бұрын
Especially the Lamenters
@sklaWlivE
@sklaWlivE 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheWarmachine375 Lamenters (get hit with like...everything), Fleshtearers (Psychos), Knights of Blood (Bezerk Psychos on par with Kharn the Betrayer), Angels Carmine (bled the civilian population of their world dry with ritualized torture to make elixirs that would sate the Red Thirst and Black Rage)...yeaaaah.
@perturabo149
@perturabo149 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheWarmachine375 don't,i heard enough of there story and how fucked they got
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 2 жыл бұрын
@@perturabo149 The Lamenters needed a big hug from you and it will be worth their spines
@Mr.Beanyuwu
@Mr.Beanyuwu 2 жыл бұрын
"Im basically a salamander except I changed fire for woter" vulcan: aight this is as best as it gona get so lets roll with it
@zetaking2909
@zetaking2909 2 жыл бұрын
yes, but now we need a salamander but switch fire for thunder (uses waay to much plasma, aka has a plasma version of a flame thrower or a chain lightening gun)
@TuShan18
@TuShan18 2 жыл бұрын
@@zetaking2909 I remember in a game called battalion wars, there was an army that swapped flame throwers with a plasma fume launcher. Something like that fit well into 40k.
@synergy8879
@synergy8879 2 жыл бұрын
@@zetaking2909 or a salamander successor that either uses ice weapons or use warp magic specific in fires
@wardenunknown
@wardenunknown Жыл бұрын
@@synergy8879 Salamander librarian, but only ever learned to cast fireball
@monkeymaniac8269
@monkeymaniac8269 Жыл бұрын
@@wardenunknown why would you ever learn anything else? It’s FIREBALL
@krausercruz2780
@krausercruz2780 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that scene in TTS where Dorn is describing his successors and mentions the Dark Templars. Emps: I'm surprised one of them doesn't have fist in the name Dorn: because they are absolute lunatics
@beastwarsFTW
@beastwarsFTW 2 жыл бұрын
Black Templar: PURGING WITH MY KIN!
@michelveilleux2075
@michelveilleux2075 Жыл бұрын
Big E: Huh. Anyway.
@unnamed1613
@unnamed1613 Жыл бұрын
Dorn: "It´s Sigismunds chapter, so this seems about right."
@AryanJYOLO
@AryanJYOLO Жыл бұрын
Dorn: "My feet are quivering with rage, I want to punch every Sigismund in the face I come across"
@RenoKyrie
@RenoKyrie Жыл бұрын
On a alternate universe Emps: Im surprised one of them doesnt have a Salamander or Wyvern in their name Vulkan: Thats because they are absolute bros Dark Krakens hunting Sea Monsters: **SWIIIIIIMMMINGG WIIIIITH MY KIIIIIIN**
@giacomoromano8842
@giacomoromano8842 2 жыл бұрын
Vulkan: "Fire Lords... neat name, even if a bit on the nose. I suppose that you are specialised in assault with fire based weaponry too?" Fire Lord: "With all due respect, Primarch Vulkan... we are sons of Dorn, not yours." Vulkan: "What?"
@amirhaikal6672
@amirhaikal6672 Жыл бұрын
I just can't stop hearing vulkan with a Jamaican accent.
@bigboynow7936
@bigboynow7936 Жыл бұрын
They'd call him Uncle Vulkan, because it's funny!
@sirkierangottfreund6983
@sirkierangottfreund6983 Жыл бұрын
Congrats on your 666th like
@matteocdt5214
@matteocdt5214 Жыл бұрын
​@@amirhaikal6672TTS lives *stomp stomp*
@AryanJYOLO
@AryanJYOLO Жыл бұрын
VULKAN LIVES *STOMP* *STOMP*
@ZKtheMAN
@ZKtheMAN 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Dorn: *_"I am not close to prepared for a meeting with my wayward sons."_*
@imperialguardsman5726
@imperialguardsman5726 2 жыл бұрын
Dorn, dragging his way through all the nutjobs, getting to the lamenters: *siiiiiiiiigh* ok, what's wrong with YOU? Lamenter: so we're super depressed and also extremely unlucky Dorn: that's it? Lamenter: also we lose like 90% of our chapter every time we do anything due to our unluckiness, but we also do manage to do everything we're asked Dorn: y'know, i just came back from talking to black templars. You guys are cool. Keep doing your thing.
@lolbots686
@lolbots686 Жыл бұрын
@@imperialguardsman5726 Later Dorn:so whats your weird shtick? Death spectres:we revive ourselves from death as part of initiation. Dorn:.....what- Later Dorn:so what do you do? Shadow wolves:were luna wolves suceessors but were supposed to be yours. Dorn:....keep your legacy proud. Your primarchs actions were tragic. Before Dorn:greetings my sons,i have re- Black templars:*worship* Dorn:..... Grimaldus:....you fucking idiots. Helbrecht:....oh no. Dorn:....excuse me. Elsewhere Dorn:SIIIIIIIIIGUSSSSSSMUNNNNNNNDDDDD!
@imperialguardsman5726
@imperialguardsman5726 Жыл бұрын
@@lolbots686 meanwhile, sigismund: *continues being fucking dead*
@michelveilleux2075
@michelveilleux2075 Жыл бұрын
@@imperialguardsman5726 dorn: mm, yes...
@rhyscallinan
@rhyscallinan Жыл бұрын
Honestly Roboute didn't have time to prepare himself before he had to push Chaos out of the Empire thanks to The Right incident. God he's gotta be taking anti depressants after finding out the happy future he hoped to have ended up being far worse than even he or any of his brothers could've imagined.
@ThatGuyUpThere
@ThatGuyUpThere Жыл бұрын
Black Dragons: Our geneseed is defective but we will defend the Imperium and Humanity to our last breath, no matter how much they shun us. Vulkan: I have never been so proud.
@historytank5673
@historytank5673 5 ай бұрын
Black Dragons: Hey also the base Salamander chapter kinda dislike us for are bone protrusions. Vulkan: *Non-happy noises*
@brenster21
@brenster21 26 күн бұрын
Vulkan "now tsuan i am very disappointed in you. They are defending humanity go be nice or I will spank you"
@phantoka10
@phantoka10 2 жыл бұрын
If you think that replacing fire with water is a bad idea...you never got your nail accidentally ripped by a pressure washer.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 2 жыл бұрын
I don't have to have an experience like that to know water is very dangerous at high pressures...
@modakkagitplugga
@modakkagitplugga 2 жыл бұрын
I thought they just were adept at warfare on ocean planets
@FoxHound-ut1hu
@FoxHound-ut1hu 2 жыл бұрын
I mean I'd take a wildfire over a Tsunami.
@11jerans
@11jerans 2 жыл бұрын
A dude at work cut three toes off his right foot with a pressure washer, through his steel toed rubber boots. Couldn’t cut the steel, but the steel doesn’t protect the knuckles… For anyone wondering, 30,000 PSI on the pressure washer, he was blasting paint off a glucose filter.
@kyodarkness9243
@kyodarkness9243 2 жыл бұрын
@@11jerans Holy sh*t.
@AlphaOmegon
@AlphaOmegon 2 жыл бұрын
Vulkan: sign* I miss my salamander sons. Salamanders: We are not dead yet father listen pls... Vulkan: I can still hear their voices :*(
@silverbladeofnorth7345
@silverbladeofnorth7345 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Lamenters:ADOPT US PLEASE!
@kirgan1000
@kirgan1000 Жыл бұрын
@@silverbladeofnorth7345 Vulcan, I wish there was a lost nobel chapter I could adopt. Lamenters: Pick us Lord Vulcan! A random Warp portal open and swallow the Lamenters and transport them to a demon word. Vulcan: Could sworn I heard someone say something.
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 2 жыл бұрын
After meeting his Legion's successor chapters, Vulkan regretted agreeing with Guilliman to accept the Codex Astartes that broke up the bulwark of the Imperium's might into pockets of dysfunctional forces.
@СерикДаулет-х5я
@СерикДаулет-х5я 2 жыл бұрын
Having 9 big immovable legions, camping in their homeworlds is more worst. And after Siege of Terra Dorn and Gulliman be near a start of second heresy war... So dividing
@NotoriousC19
@NotoriousC19 2 жыл бұрын
@@СерикДаулет-х5я it's almost as if a legion is made up of groups that can be allocated to different areas like a regular military hierarchy. As well as not having to break it down and each group having its own autonomy to make dumb decisions. It was a terrible decision
@СерикДаулет-х5я
@СерикДаулет-х5я 2 жыл бұрын
How much bad decisions maded a primarchs? They are extremly smart, but impulsive and totally assholes, so dividind legions anyway good decision
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 2 жыл бұрын
Just like Russ he basically has a choice to follow it or not.
@krosskreut3463
@krosskreut3463 2 жыл бұрын
@@NotoriousC19 yeah, its good in short term to patrol and after that reunite short term would be like max 1k years 10k ans still like that was not a good idea
@lt.branwulfram4794
@lt.branwulfram4794 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Corax inspects his successors: Raptors - Sneaky, subtle and pragmatic. The only thing I can say is HOW, by the ravens of Kiavahr, are you able to spit acid? Revilers - (sniffs) They're everything I've ever hoped for. Black Guard - Could you, maybe, try to conserve your ammunition a bit more? Death Spectres - This is a bit too much, even for me. I mean, you guys come back after dying as part of your initiation? Necropolis Hawks - Why do you remind me of the Xeric Legionnaires I sent to the galaxy fringes 10 millennia ago?
@TheOnlyRealIRONicMAN
@TheOnlyRealIRONicMAN 2 жыл бұрын
Aren't all Astartes able to spit acid?
@СерикДаулет-х5я
@СерикДаулет-х5я 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheOnlyRealIRONicMAN Most of astartes can split acid... But not like bransboid
@georgekerscher5355
@georgekerscher5355 2 жыл бұрын
OP, are you forgetting about the Death Spectres breeding worlds and how they take imperial citizens there?
@modakkagitplugga
@modakkagitplugga 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheOnlyRealIRONicMAN up until the primaris many chapters and even first founding legions had issues with gene seed mutations and incompatibility The Black templars lost their beltcher's gland and mucranoid gene seed entirely. These and the total loss of the melanochrome in legions like the VIII and XIX were well noted. The melanochrome in general seems to be very prone to mutation and total loss in general throughout most legions and chapters. Probably to help diversify the roster since your space marines could only be black in direct sunlight or if they're still young enough to retain their original facial features. Typically the older the astartes the more they start to look like their primarch. Many successor chapters have lost abilities outright, or seen unique mutations in specific gene seeds that have been weaponized and used to form the cultural identity of the chapter. Like the Minotaurs and Carcharodon Astra
@FoxHound-ut1hu
@FoxHound-ut1hu 2 жыл бұрын
@@georgekerscher5355 ... I had nearly forgotten about that Horror show.
@HellishSpoon
@HellishSpoon 2 жыл бұрын
dragon spears are all about self sacrifice and carrying on the deads memories by using there space marine "read memories by eating them" ability its almost sweet in a screwed up way honestly fitting for 40k.
@____________838
@____________838 2 жыл бұрын
There’s a few Ultra Loyalist chapters that do the same thing.
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 2 жыл бұрын
Also the Kroot eat the dead out of respect for skill and natural prowess.
@OmniGSage
@OmniGSage 2 жыл бұрын
not that learning things by eating human (oid) flesh isn't pretty common for space marines anyways
@____________838
@____________838 2 жыл бұрын
@@OmniGSage I remember Ragnar eating some Ork brains in the SW omnibus.
@gardenthefermentingsound6218
@gardenthefermentingsound6218 2 жыл бұрын
Mortifactors too though they're 2nd Founding Ultramarines.
@thomasfoster4370
@thomasfoster4370 2 жыл бұрын
IMO, the salamanders use the creation of successor chapters as a way to remove weird from their chapter: black vipers (technophilia) covenant of fire (extreme zealotism) dragon spears (krootish behaviour) dark krakens (pyrophobia)
@DreadAnon
@DreadAnon 2 жыл бұрын
I will from now on always describe cannibalism as ‘krootish behaviour’
@oscarandreas1431
@oscarandreas1431 2 жыл бұрын
@@DreadAnon fits tho
@DaBlueIghuana
@DaBlueIghuana Жыл бұрын
Krootish behavior is objectively the best way to describe cannibalism
@blackwolf671
@blackwolf671 Жыл бұрын
You would be right, But all of the ones here were Ultima Founding. Salamander's didn't even know they existed until Cawl Pulled them out of his ass. ...Though that would actually apply to black dragons being mutated freaks. Disciples of the Flames were an amalgum of different loyalists from mostly traitor legions that vulcan shielded at the end of the heresy, so that tracks. Storm giants only have like 2-3 sentences of lore, most of which was 'they fought for aramagdon once' but im willing to believe they've got some shameful foot fetish or something. Rejected the primarchs doctrin of flamers & hugs.
@Become-Eggplant
@Become-Eggplant Жыл бұрын
oh yeah, forgot the kroots do that.
@inductivegrunt94
@inductivegrunt94 2 жыл бұрын
Really, I'm not a fan of any of the Salamanders. But the Kraken dudes get a pass into likability by not being crazed nut jobs and actually being comparable to the Salamanders from wence they hailed from. Water Salamanders is a nice concept and I feel I'll like them even more once I get to know them better.
@fabrikator-generalakhilley6896
@fabrikator-generalakhilley6896 2 жыл бұрын
Instead of scarring themselves they waterboard each other... and icy colonic-irrigations for that extra-purity. It's not gay if a servitor does it; Cleanliness is next to God-Emp'riness!
@inductivegrunt94
@inductivegrunt94 2 жыл бұрын
@@fabrikator-generalakhilley6896 Cleanliness helps counter Nurgleness, wash yourself in the name of the Emperor.
@404cp
@404cp 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, real life salamanders are amphibians, so they literally need to be in water for at least half their lives to live.
@Jsay18
@Jsay18 2 жыл бұрын
@@404cp Nocturne Salamanders are like the Magma Dragons from Elden Ring.
@doomguy9049
@doomguy9049 2 жыл бұрын
@@fabrikator-generalakhilley6896 nothing like a jet of nearly frozen saltwater right up the old icehole to wake you up in the morning! ☻👾🥶
@Zakvadr1995
@Zakvadr1995 2 жыл бұрын
How I feel the current lost Primaris would feel: Vulkan: Worry with embarrassment. Corvus: More shame and some anger Dorn: SIGUSMUUUUUNDDDS! Kahn: At least you guys like to go fast. Russ: *ALRIGHT YOH MILKSOPS! THIS IS HOW YUR SUPPOSED TO DRINK MJOD!* Lion: Wait, WE’RE LOYALISTS?
@The-jy3yq
@The-jy3yq 2 жыл бұрын
funny how the most loyal and anti-chaos primarch got one of the most unloyalist "loyalist" legions
@KudiGamer
@KudiGamer 2 жыл бұрын
*insert angry Dark Angels comment here
@devildolphin2102
@devildolphin2102 2 жыл бұрын
Rogue Inquisitor: Wait Your Loyalist The Lion: Always have been, and it is it’s own reward.
@sagecolvard9644
@sagecolvard9644 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, somewhere in the Warp, the ghost of Sanguinius: Why do ALL of my children eat civilians?!? The Lamenters, also in the warp, but because they're stuck, not because they're dead: We don't! (gets eaten by a demon prince)
@beastwarsFTW
@beastwarsFTW 2 жыл бұрын
Horus: I'll take Abaddon's arms and spank him with them! Alpharius: Your idiots Omagon: You trained him wrong as a joke? That's hilarious. Conrad: I wanted you guys to remain loyal!
@404cp
@404cp 2 жыл бұрын
Real salamanders are amphibians, so the water thing makes sense.
@davidb3155
@davidb3155 2 жыл бұрын
Sure but on Nocturne, Salamanders in 40k are essentially giant fire breathing lizards.
@sklaWlivE
@sklaWlivE 2 жыл бұрын
This is the Imperium...they think Donkeys were a now extinct ancient Terran beast of burden resembling a spider or crap...hence the Mechanicus dubbing of their walking tanks, Onagers.
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 2 жыл бұрын
0:36 Flesh Eaters Chapter: *"MOOD KINDRED!!!"*
@nathanielgarrett8658
@nathanielgarrett8658 2 жыл бұрын
*MOOD KINDRED?!?!*
@LAV-III
@LAV-III 2 жыл бұрын
*Mortifactors barge in:* MOOOD KINDREEEED!!!!
@alvarox951
@alvarox951 Жыл бұрын
Vulkan: "ok, so..what about you?" Flame Falcon: "Oh, my apologies Lord Vulkan i'm not sure if we are Succesors of the Salamanders, but since you asked, we have being blessed by the god Emperor and we can enbue our bodies with his sacred flame" Vulkan: "You know what? That's actually awesome, might as well name you one of my succesor legions, but why are you alone? Where are your battle brothers?" Flame Falcon: "Despite our good intentions and loyality to the god Emperor the Inquisition and the Grey knights are constantly trying to kill us because according to them we are mutants, heretics..." Vulkan: "...ok you wait right here, i'll be back in a few hours" Flame Falcon: "Where are you going Lord Vulkan?" Vulkan: "I'm going to pull a Leman Russ on both of those faction's leaders"
@n7gunner248
@n7gunner248 3 ай бұрын
*Leman in the distance*: "WAIT, WAIT FOR ME!!" V: "How in the...... Where did you come from?" LR: "Anytime anyone mentions messing with the Grey Knights or Inquisition, I pop up." V: "Oh............ who's ship are we taking?" L: *SAVAGE GRIN* "It's great to have you back, Brother."
@HalIOfFamer
@HalIOfFamer 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine guiliman when he learns that the most competent chaos champion hails from his legion xD
@91rumpnisse
@91rumpnisse 2 жыл бұрын
Who?
@HalIOfFamer
@HalIOfFamer 2 жыл бұрын
@@91rumpnisse Huron blackheart of the red corsairs.
@stefan020290
@stefan020290 2 жыл бұрын
@@HalIOfFamer Astral Claws parent legion and primarch is only speculated and not known. Could also be a Dorn successor since they were a crusading chapter in the beginning like the black templars.
@HalIOfFamer
@HalIOfFamer 2 жыл бұрын
@@stefan020290 empire making ability of girlymanlet speaks for itself, fists would just defend every world with giant fuck off fortresses, Huron has made imperium 3.0 in one of the most unstable regions of space.
@asideofsalt.6645
@asideofsalt.6645 2 жыл бұрын
?
@Historyfrek4ever
@Historyfrek4ever 2 жыл бұрын
Dorn: Now you know my pain brother. At least they aren`t absolute lunatics.
@nickpapadopoulos9978
@nickpapadopoulos9978 2 жыл бұрын
Covenate of fire: are sure about that!
@ДаниилЧеботарев-г6о
@ДаниилЧеботарев-г6о 2 жыл бұрын
Why did I read this with TTS Dorn voice?
@davisdf3064
@davisdf3064 Жыл бұрын
@@ДаниилЧеботарев-г6о Because it's perfect
@mzaid8437
@mzaid8437 Жыл бұрын
@@ДаниилЧеботарев-г6о are you perhaps speaking of "Lord Adorable"?
@jager2749
@jager2749 10 ай бұрын
Sanguinus: You think your succesor chapters are lunatics? My ones(except one) are friking lunatics!
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 2 жыл бұрын
I am surprised Vulkan didn't go Propa Orky on his Legion's successor chapters after learning about their eccentricities.
@VoltLuck17
@VoltLuck17 2 жыл бұрын
He did after the camera turned off
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 2 жыл бұрын
Da on'y one dat waz spared 'iz wrath waz da watery gitz and dat' coz deyz are da most stable.
@konradcurze8942
@konradcurze8942 2 жыл бұрын
*Why would Vulkan do that?*
@Cakesadamant
@Cakesadamant 2 жыл бұрын
@@konradcurze8942 Not sure if you're joking, but it's a TTS reference (that's if I'm not mistaken) If you were joking then I apologize and accept any /woosh(s) or whatnot that come my way from this point onwards. Lol
@devildolphin2102
@devildolphin2102 2 жыл бұрын
Well He did create the Promethean Cult.
@fenrirsrage4609
@fenrirsrage4609 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly was expecting Vulkan to rage at the water thing but yeah his patience knows no bounds so water would definitely be like the least hateable thing
@I_am_always_correct
@I_am_always_correct Жыл бұрын
Especially because they're using it for a good reason. Their planet's oceanic life includes sea monsters as dangerous as the monsters on Nocturne that gave Vulkan's sons their name. The people on the planet have to fight against these sea monsters to survive. By taking on the aspect of water, Dark Krakens are able to fight the beasts. This allows them to replicate the Salamanders' hunting traditions in their own way, it lets them serve the commoners of their world like Vulkan would want, and it creates a unique niche in their fighting style; they're the Space Marines best adapted for taking the biggest opponents down. I think to Vulkan, the moral traditions and loyalty to the Emperor matter more than whether they use fire or not
@Uniformtree000
@Uniformtree000 Жыл бұрын
Don't they also fill the niche of being able to handle more aquatic missions and targets too in this case ? This is a shockingly rare thing for 40k.
@drekbleh7081
@drekbleh7081 2 жыл бұрын
Vulkan: "Great googaly moogaly what is going on with you?!" Black dragons: "We cultivate our mutations because we must rely on ourselves because everyone thinks we're cursed!" Vulkan: "Did you think everyone thinks you're cursed because you have spiky bones growing out of your bodies?"
@oreo-postraphe
@oreo-postraphe 2 жыл бұрын
In fairness, Black Dragons fuckin rock
@darksythe2226
@darksythe2226 2 жыл бұрын
@@oreo-postraphe right they are basically the salamanders but edgy
@oreo-postraphe
@oreo-postraphe 2 жыл бұрын
@@darksythe2226 Yea Im not trustin the dude named Dark Sythe to tell me whats edgy and whats not
@target4all766
@target4all766 2 жыл бұрын
Black Dragons principle are Wolverine (X-Men) in Space Marines form
@88thdeathkoregrenadier68
@88thdeathkoregrenadier68 2 жыл бұрын
can u give me vulkans opinion of the lamenter? i feel he would adopt them
@catnipflowers5803
@catnipflowers5803 2 жыл бұрын
As always, a pretty meme, exquisite. Im curious as to what voice changer app you use for your videos.
@DreadAnon
@DreadAnon 2 жыл бұрын
I pretty much follow Stringstorm’s tutorial here and then just crank up the bass a bit: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iorPeJiKfZ2jgpo
@ГригорийГ-ч4н
@ГригорийГ-ч4н 2 жыл бұрын
"a pretty meme, exquisite" Monsoon of the Memes of Destruction, i presume?
@platinumchromee3191
@platinumchromee3191 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't knew Moonsoon liked 40K
@monsoongaming
@monsoongaming 2 жыл бұрын
@@platinumchromee3191 I am indeed a fan of 40k
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 2 жыл бұрын
Revengeance?
@kellerblair2952
@kellerblair2952 2 жыл бұрын
And no one questions the Mortifactors who wear green and use power scythes and live on a toxic world but they are surely Ultramarines like they claim.
@gardenthefermentingsound6218
@gardenthefermentingsound6218 2 жыл бұрын
They are Ultramarines. Second Founding. And only their pauldrons are rimmed in green. They wear black and bone.
@SethNemah
@SethNemah 2 жыл бұрын
Rogal Dorn: So brother, you too have your own Black Templars as well?...... I am truly sorry.
@woundedzilla1517
@woundedzilla1517 2 жыл бұрын
Vulkan: Ok what’s your thing Black dragons: We have horns and everyone hates us Vulkan:That’s it? Black dragons:Pretty much Vulkan:Compared to the others you guys are amazing Edit: Wow 1.2k likes I think that’s the most I’ve ever had
@doomguy9049
@doomguy9049 2 жыл бұрын
They messed around and retconned the Black Dragons as having descended from an unknown Primarch, it's no longer Vulkan IIRC which is super lame
@woundedzilla1517
@woundedzilla1517 2 жыл бұрын
@@doomguy9049 maybe there adopted
@dominicvucic8654
@dominicvucic8654 2 жыл бұрын
@@doomguy9049 no it's cannon confirmed in gw dragon week
@doomguy9049
@doomguy9049 2 жыл бұрын
@@dominicvucic8654 WTH is "gas dragon week"?!?!? Sounds like some kinky ish Fulgrim's saucy sons would be into, not Vulkan's coal colored choir boys! 🤯😤😈 I hope you're right over all though regardless, I think it's real stupid to retconn the Salamanders to have no non-Primaris successor chapters and the Black Dragons work especially well as Sons of Vulkan.
@Shade400
@Shade400 2 жыл бұрын
i still cant believe the bone knives chapter isnt the black dragons.
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 2 жыл бұрын
0:09 Cawl: "You idiot. That is your Primarch, Vulkan the Hugger of Worlds. Your geneseed came from him and you should give him the respect he deserves."
@VoltLuck17
@VoltLuck17 2 жыл бұрын
Also Cawl: *roasts bananas*
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 2 жыл бұрын
Cawl: and also a hug, he's going to need those (weaknesses of the flesh increase with his disgust).
@iamablacksabbathsong9765
@iamablacksabbathsong9765 2 жыл бұрын
@@henrypaleveda7760 Ferrus Manus SKOOOOOOST:FLESSSH IS WEAK WEAK
@discountplaguedoctor88
@discountplaguedoctor88 6 ай бұрын
@@iamablacksabbathsong9765 Vulkan: the real Ferrus Manus would say the opposite, ya dumb ghost-faced idiot.
@discountplaguedoctor88
@discountplaguedoctor88 5 ай бұрын
@@iamablacksabbathsong9765 The real Ferrus Manus would say the opposite, ya dumb ghost-faced idiot!
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 2 жыл бұрын
0:24 Covenant of Fire is most likely a Word Bearers loyalist chapter.
@unnamed1613
@unnamed1613 2 жыл бұрын
Or Black Templar sympathizer
@Brandelwyn
@Brandelwyn 2 жыл бұрын
Not really
@AmericanZergling
@AmericanZergling 2 жыл бұрын
@@Brandelwyn they're about as subtle as the Sons of the Phoenix. Yeah, GW will always leave it up in the air... but seriously, anyone who makes an army of these guys is going to think of them as loyalist Word Bearers.
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 2 жыл бұрын
@@AmericanZergling Are they scrawny compared to Vulkan's other lineages? Because Vulkan was one of the biggest primarchs, whereas Lorgar.... was small. So if they're scrawny compared to the Salamanders....
@nickpapadopoulos9978
@nickpapadopoulos9978 2 жыл бұрын
According to the book that introduced this chapters the covenant of fire killed the Promethean preist Tushan sent to them as that specific priest was the only one that lost upon arrival!
@El_Chico_des_Galos
@El_Chico_des_Galos 2 жыл бұрын
wait, the Salamanders has self-immolation rituals. Do the Krakens have waterboarding parties?
@XtreemAlan
@XtreemAlan Жыл бұрын
I think it’s comparable to meditations under a waterfall Except change waterfall to the crushing depths
@TheRemembrancer
@TheRemembrancer 2 жыл бұрын
Vulkan Lives, though some have said he may regret it…
@XtreemAlan
@XtreemAlan Жыл бұрын
[questionable stomp noises]
@MrEvan312
@MrEvan312 2 жыл бұрын
Black Dragons: Everyone hates us... Vulkan: Why? Black: Father, we are of the cursed founding. All believe us to be a lost cause... all because of how we look... Vulkan: ... I think the horns are cute!
@AJPDing
@AJPDing Жыл бұрын
I read that in his TTS voice
@paudiedaly22
@paudiedaly22 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how strong the horns are? If they can be shaped into knives, the Catachans would have a field day
@MrEvan312
@MrEvan312 Жыл бұрын
@@paudiedaly22 The Black Dragons that develop the horns and arm claws actually sharpen them and coat them with adamantium to use as nasty close combat weapons. They also get physically larger so Vulcan can hug them even easier.
@paudiedaly22
@paudiedaly22 Жыл бұрын
@@MrEvan312 They're the only space marines that Vulkan can't hug (without being severely injured)
@MrEvan312
@MrEvan312 Жыл бұрын
@@paudiedaly22 "My heart bleeds for your suffering, little brothers." "Um... Primarch, that was my head spike, you pushed my head to your chest and it punctured your breastplate, please forgiv-" "Tis only a flesh wound! Come closer!'
@thebaron2277
@thebaron2277 2 жыл бұрын
Vulkan: ooook so what's your weird deal Storm Giants: not much Vulkan: really Storm Giants: nope Vulkan: ok so what do you do Storm Giants: well we have relatively plain armor and we like Vindicators a lot. That's really it. Vulkan: well this is somewhat refreshing Storm Giants: oh we also have a techmarine in Deathwatch who single handly defeated a stormsurge battlesuit. Vulkan: this guy seems like a badass
@draochvar9646
@draochvar9646 8 ай бұрын
Aren't the Storm Giants also tough as nails? Like, to a degree that'd make the Dusk Raiders proud.
@TheBICBOIChannel
@TheBICBOIChannel 2 ай бұрын
​@@draochvar9646hm mmmmmmm, pre-primarch name of the Death Guard
@truckinandfightin3248
@truckinandfightin3248 2 жыл бұрын
Vulkan: "... What do you mean they do not hug?"
@kyleortiz6331
@kyleortiz6331 2 жыл бұрын
Dark Krakens still proving they are the bestest of bois
@MarkusRomtaah3061
@MarkusRomtaah3061 2 жыл бұрын
0:46 OK that's an interesting chapter
@michelecastellotti9172
@michelecastellotti9172 2 жыл бұрын
You would expect the successors of one of the friendliest hapter of space marines to be the most wholesome bastards ever, and yet...
@magoichi75
@magoichi75 2 жыл бұрын
A water salamander…this is pure heresy of the highest order.
@diogoteixeira4950
@diogoteixeira4950 2 жыл бұрын
no. Vulkan aproved you are not the one to critic his decision.
@nobleman9393
@nobleman9393 2 жыл бұрын
Very hot water
@404cp
@404cp 2 жыл бұрын
real life salamanders are amphibians. literally spends at least half if not their entire lives in water.
@fenrirsrage4609
@fenrirsrage4609 2 жыл бұрын
Out of context your comment is oxymoronic and hilarious.
@RanRayu
@RanRayu 2 жыл бұрын
water is needed to forge metal, vulkan understands the role and neccesity of water.
@commanderrex8351
@commanderrex8351 2 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see this for all the other primarchs ngl
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 2 жыл бұрын
you and me both
@clawso9014
@clawso9014 2 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine Vulkan's voice as anything but TTS's, very good work.
@perturabo149
@perturabo149 2 жыл бұрын
not even the fact i am huge and by standard i have a deep voice because of my own height ?
@clawso9014
@clawso9014 2 жыл бұрын
@@perturabo149 Partially
@ProcyonDei
@ProcyonDei Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Sanguinius looking at the Lamenters: (T__T)
@thisguynamedmatt12
@thisguynamedmatt12 Жыл бұрын
I imagine the Dark Krakens are a bunch of Surfer dudes that love a good fight, a good hunt, and their little humans. They appreciate fire on their home of darkness and water, and I imagine they tattoo their bodies as memorials of their deeds instead of burning them, like Islander cultures do… ESPECIALLY WITH BIOLUMINESCENT INK
@marxxplaysgames
@marxxplaysgames Ай бұрын
Yoink, this is now my headcanon
@lunasong9709
@lunasong9709 7 күн бұрын
Glowing tattoos on Vulcan black skin. That’s the most baddass thing I’ve ever heard.
@thisguynamedmatt12
@thisguynamedmatt12 6 күн бұрын
@@lunasong9709 Well they cant be black unless they visit nocturne. Id imagine they are just Pale Salamanders.
@lunasong9709
@lunasong9709 6 күн бұрын
@@thisguynamedmatt12 so what, like a charcoal grey instead of pitch black?
@thisguynamedmatt12
@thisguynamedmatt12 6 күн бұрын
@@lunasong9709 no like pasty irish more like. They live on a night bathed world where they do not see the sun. Their planets name contains the Lithuanian world for 'Night'. The weirdness of Vulkans geneseed property only shows when someone is exposed to the atmosphere of Nocturne. So any who make pilgrimage to meet with the culture and family their geneseed comes from, theyd return looking like any other Salamander
@BeatmasterAC
@BeatmasterAC Жыл бұрын
Vulkan: "So you guys switched to Water?" Dark Kraken: "If you put Water into a Cup, it becomes the Cup. If you put Water into a Teapot, it becomes the Teapot." Vulkan: "...Ok..." Dark Kraken: "The Water can flow, can drip, or creep or crash. Be Water my Friend." Vulkan: "Now we are talking, let me hug you."
@The_Huntsman
@The_Huntsman 2 жыл бұрын
"We're you, but water" *"You, I like you"*
@NP-pt1ns
@NP-pt1ns 2 жыл бұрын
They may be weird af but the Salamanders concern about the people's life, and that oath deserves the Vulkan's most proud " :D "
@billfred9411
@billfred9411 2 жыл бұрын
The original salamanders weren't weird at all. The only thing weird about them was surface level mutations related to an adaptation that made their skin dark. They were the most human out of all chapters because they inherited strong emotions from Vulkan. It can even be seen as a flaw because the emperor meant to make them less emotional to cope with the harshness of what they do. Its also why so many people like Vulkan. He is the only Primark that cant stop himself from giving you a big hug even if he knows you hate it.
@NP-pt1ns
@NP-pt1ns 2 жыл бұрын
@@billfred9411 That is absolutely wholesome. I'm new in the 40k universe, and Vulkan is, by far, one of the most admirable characters about I read by far
@SIGNOR-G
@SIGNOR-G 2 жыл бұрын
Dunno why but i expected Vulkan to go berserk on the last one. NO ONE REPLACES FIRE WITH WATER!
@migrivp2672
@migrivp2672 2 жыл бұрын
Between dornian, mech boy and cannibal the water boy is ok
@Freedmoon44
@Freedmoon44 2 жыл бұрын
He probably wouldve sent them to big G cus ofc he is to nice to go berserk, IF he didnt inspect the rest of the successors and was like "holy sh** they are insane im supposed to be a nice one"
@EternalQuestion
@EternalQuestion 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly would have been funnier if he was fairly nonplussed by all the other weird shit, but then replacing the fire was the thing that crossed the line for him 😂
@91rumpnisse
@91rumpnisse 2 жыл бұрын
@@migrivp2672 Dornian? Are you talking about the Covenant of Fire Marine? You mean Lorgarian? :P
@Brandelwyn
@Brandelwyn 2 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing is their named character, a psyker, was horribly burned when he couldn't master the flame
@doctorcorvus1319
@doctorcorvus1319 Жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, the Salamanders are the most accepting of their *cursed* chapters out of all of them
@indianajones6687
@indianajones6687 2 жыл бұрын
Poor vulkan I just want to give him a hug and say it will be ok
@Zephyranthes-23
@Zephyranthes-23 8 ай бұрын
Salamander: An ELDAR child? Brother, get the Flamer! Dark Kraken: Do not worry, fellow son of Vulkan, let us handle this. Brother, get the Power Washer... the HEAVY Power Washer.
@WAcrobat19
@WAcrobat19 2 жыл бұрын
With 40k Theory's video on the Black Vipers, I like to think they tried killing Vulkan if he'd see some random Primaris Helmet variant in testing. Then fail hilariously.
@Broke.97
@Broke.97 2 жыл бұрын
Great sentence
@Ambatu_khan
@Ambatu_khan Жыл бұрын
Vulkan: ok whats your weird spin Marine: I’m a water salamander
@michaelhall5208
@michaelhall5208 2 жыл бұрын
Vulcan trying to be a better dad than the emperor
@paille-boy
@paille-boy 11 ай бұрын
Vulkan : "okay what's your weird spin?" Kraken : "pressure washer"
@samboyd1828
@samboyd1828 2 жыл бұрын
the last one is just "eh, fuck it, atleast they're kinda normal"
@sterasigma8734
@sterasigma8734 Жыл бұрын
Emperor: Now you know how I felt when I found some of you. Vulkan:...Okay, moving on.
@stevengreen9536
@stevengreen9536 2 жыл бұрын
Vulkan: Okay tech priest some of these gene seeds are gonna need fixing among the primaris marines. Tech Priest: Negative high risk of mutation. Request denied. Vulkan: Can you at least tweak it a bit? Tech priest: Negative mutation variable still present. Request denied.
@thelion2751
@thelion2751 2 жыл бұрын
Vulkan:Look at the black dragon they have mutation and they are the most normal chapter! So i don't care I want my son's to be more like me than lorgar or sanguinius a-holes son's
@stevengreen9536
@stevengreen9536 2 жыл бұрын
@@thelion2751 Tech priest: You will have to meet with my superiors on Mars. I do not have the proper authorization.
@rhyscallinan
@rhyscallinan Жыл бұрын
Vulkan after finding out Crawl had no permission for the Primaris Marines: Fine, I'll do it myself.
@link4585
@link4585 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Vulkan is just like yea ok y'all aren't the worst ones. It's literally just the Salamanders just Water
@erodoeht4666
@erodoeht4666 2 жыл бұрын
Hey you can't choose your family, bud. That being said..he chose well. Bet Vulkan had such high hopes going in with, "Dragons are cool!"
@jeffreymason858
@jeffreymason858 2 жыл бұрын
This video made me want to make a warband of Salamanders praising Slaanesh and call them the Bad Dragons.
@rayhanmustakim7073
@rayhanmustakim7073 2 жыл бұрын
Vulkan is bit disappointed by some of his sons, but he still loves them all.
@allmight9840
@allmight9840 2 жыл бұрын
Brotha it's good to see you again.
@weirdtyrant6274
@weirdtyrant6274 2 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Vulkan would have been incredibly offended by the Dark Krakens if they were the ones he saw first but because they came after everyone else he just accepted them.
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 2 жыл бұрын
I think he would have flown off the handle with them first, then it would just get worse as he say the others and he'd regrett losing his patience with the Dark crakens
@jonathanathor117
@jonathanathor117 2 жыл бұрын
So the last chapter is essentially weaponizing a water cutter.
@lordofchangelulz6645
@lordofchangelulz6645 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed at the first part because the Black Vipers see Cawl as more of a father than Vulkan because they never met him
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 2 жыл бұрын
Vulkan, "so they have bone spikes! Big whup! Have you seen some of your other brother chapters lately?" Honestly, if the Black Dragons were to have their highly probable parentage confirmed, the Salamanders should feel bad for ostracizing them.
@preacherofmusic
@preacherofmusic Жыл бұрын
Vulkan sounds perfect, this VA plays him spectacularly, well done!
@darrianweathington1923
@darrianweathington1923 2 жыл бұрын
Salamander geneseed- like 2 feet taller than every other marine Vulkan- still 5 feet taller than his children
@rhyscallinan
@rhyscallinan Жыл бұрын
Well, he is a primarch.
@discountplaguedoctor88
@discountplaguedoctor88 6 ай бұрын
Well yeah, Vulkan IS the tallest of the Primarchs. Yes I know about that time Magnus punched a titan to death without using psykic powers to prepare a finishing blow, he doesn't count because his size is completely his choice.
@manemperorofmankind8119
@manemperorofmankind8119 Жыл бұрын
When the one chapter that’s water focused is the most acceptable then you know your legion is in trouble
@jo_ken
@jo_ken 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah you gotta imagine how disappointed each primarch would be in some of their more outlandish successor chapters.
@lizadon0740
@lizadon0740 2 жыл бұрын
You might like the black dragons their pretty chill despite their mutations. Probably the closest to the salamanders out of all the successors.
@lairoftheobsidianwolf5784
@lairoftheobsidianwolf5784 2 жыл бұрын
not really considering the black dragons attacked the salamanders for having one of their batshit captains on their ship, but to be fair no one likes the black dragons, very few SM chapters will fight with them and inquistion is looking for an excuse to wipe them out. my opinon the black dragons are my favoriate chapter so it might be bias but they fucking rock!
@martinford4553
@martinford4553 Жыл бұрын
Maybe the storm giants as well, they seem pretty normal for astartes. Just bigger and stronger than normal.
@Snakedude4life
@Snakedude4life 2 жыл бұрын
“Ha! Water salamanders!? How could-?” *High pressure spray rips flesh from bone* 🎩 🐍no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
@7ElevenTruther
@7ElevenTruther 2 жыл бұрын
That is also mixed with bleach and cleaning agents just in case they have to fight the followers of nurgle lol.
@cheshire4856
@cheshire4856 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the snake flag could serve as the inspiration for a glorious homebrew chapter.
@AAhmou
@AAhmou Жыл бұрын
@@cheshire4856 Alpharius Geneseed Loyalist Primaris chapter. (Also, they are not exactly Primaris, they just wear the armour, it is their normal size).
@azzie671
@azzie671 Жыл бұрын
Vulkan has the patience of a saint
@eatinganemone89
@eatinganemone89 2 жыл бұрын
There’s a theory that the Marines Malevolent are Salamander successors. What I wouldn’t give to see Vulkans reaction to them.
@silverbladeofnorth7345
@silverbladeofnorth7345 2 жыл бұрын
And this is moment where Vulkan call them on some mountain to fight heretics and repeat history by done Ararat second time.
@vahlok1426
@vahlok1426 Жыл бұрын
Dark Krakens get my vote as best Sallies successors just because they're ocean planet dwelling monster hunters. That is basically the opposite of the traditional Salamanders, and I love it all the same. Just wish their logo wasn't such a pain to paint, otherwise I'd have done my Salamanders as Krakens.
@wert1234576
@wert1234576 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he will feel better when he learns about his brother's sons
@attila535
@attila535 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the Black Dragons: It's alright that yyou have forgotten us father, no hard feelings or anything. *sharpens bone blades in frustration*
@zeroakira584
@zeroakira584 2 жыл бұрын
Well if it make Vulcan feel any better there are fan chapters out there like the OG Salamander. Take mine for example: most of them are tech marines but instead of being jerk about preserving weapons and vehicles, they also offer their service to other factions of the imperial as well: like fixing vox broastcaster for the sisters of battle's church, giving imperial guardmen improved weapon and armor (they are just still las gun and flak armor) and so on... and the most important thing is that they always feel nice about all those kind of jobs.
@EmperorsChild
@EmperorsChild 2 жыл бұрын
You should do this with all the primarchs
@vulkanofnocturne
@vulkanofnocturne 2 жыл бұрын
If I had made the Primaris Marines they would be much better. I'd include hugging as a feature for one.
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 11 ай бұрын
I like how the Successor chapters are all the "facet of their Father distilled further" thing. It's kind of a glimpse into the psyche of the various Primarchs. Sanguinius was a solid leader (Blood Angels), had a temper (Flesh Tearers) but was committed to protecting the people of the Imperium (Lamenters). Dorn was really into building (Imperial Fists), had a fury of his own (Black Templars) and was *determined* to make Father's dream come true (Crimson Fists).
@KarlPHorse
@KarlPHorse 2 жыл бұрын
TTS has made me forget that Vulkan does not canonically have a thick Jamaican accent.
@Skinwalkerwave5115
@Skinwalkerwave5115 11 ай бұрын
No matter how weird shit gets Vulkan will still love his boys even if they don't have his Geneseed
@danieldragotti2608
@danieldragotti2608 2 жыл бұрын
Do corvus next. In want to see him reaction to the space sharks
@zanethethiccboi1020
@zanethethiccboi1020 5 ай бұрын
My successor is “basically a Salamander but we live on a forest world, so fire safety is a way bigger thing.”
@robouteguilliman6662
@robouteguilliman6662 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, wait till Sanguinius finds out about HIS successor chapters.
@lukasz.adamski
@lukasz.adamski Жыл бұрын
Poor Vulkan. He's such a nice guy and he must deal with such weirdos.
@konradcurze8942
@konradcurze8942 2 жыл бұрын
*Now you know how I felt.*
@mojothemigo
@mojothemigo 8 ай бұрын
Vulcan: "Black Dragons?" Black Dragon: "Yes father. We follow in your footsteps and we have these awsome bone growths and horns we use as weapons" Vulcan: "Awesome!"
@ajspin2642
@ajspin2642 2 жыл бұрын
We need more for all primarchs
@ManoftheHour1987
@ManoftheHour1987 4 ай бұрын
We all know he would love them BECAUSE of their flaws. Vulkan is a loving father, and like he said with the Black Viper, he just needs some patience
@moistenvelopes
@moistenvelopes 2 жыл бұрын
0:44 so axolotl
@themaverick7514
@themaverick7514 2 жыл бұрын
Dude! Do more of this PLEASE!
@juliane.mfarias9285
@juliane.mfarias9285 2 жыл бұрын
"You remind me of someone" Are we sure Cawl didnt made them out of Lorgar Geneseed?
@discountplaguedoctor88
@discountplaguedoctor88 6 ай бұрын
Kind of ironic, considering that Lorgar loved reading books.
@zawchs
@zawchs Жыл бұрын
when that primaris guy said "its burning things time!" Vulkan really approved that!
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