Vulkan inspects his successors | Warhammer 40k meme dub

[@I_am_always_correct]

Vulkan: "If you don't mind my asking, why the change to water?" Dark Kraken: "That's a perfectly fine question, Primarch. Our Naktis is a planet with constant rain and most landmass under oceans. The people of this world live under constant threat of floods and attacks from sea monsters. By abandoning your sacred fire and taking the path of water, we are able to defend the civillians of our world, and turn its unique dangers into a training course for our new members." Vulkan: "That might be the most promising thing I've heard about any of my successor chapters"

[@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897]

Does the dark kraken have any cool books or appearances?

[@CMTechnica]

@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897o. They were introduced in the 9th edition (being a completely Primaris chapter) space marine codex and a supplementary white dwarf magazine dealing with the Octarius War between the Tyranids and Orks

[@malloc7108]

​@@CMTechnica Nice, that sounds like a lore guy misread/autocorrected Octarius as Octopus and ran with it.

[@donmak1614]

​​​​@@malloc7108 if it works it works

[@ephemispriest8069]

@@CMTechnica Primaris only? Weak.

[@1vandread]

Ah, being disappointed in your children, now Vulkan knows how the Emperor felt.

[@ScoutTrooperMan]

how rogal*

[@S3verusMyG]

@@ScoutTrooperMan NOTICE ME “Fuck off”

[@shikamaru770]

Maybe That was his purpose? Every primarch was made for a reason But we dont know what Vulkans was. Maybe the emperor just wanted someone That will understand Him how annoying Kids can get.

[@SIGNOR-G]

@@shikamaru770 vulkan is surely good in dealing with eldar children...

[@FoxHound-ut1hu]

@@shikamaru770 Vulkan invented cool shit, that's his purpose

[@phantomwraith1984]

Isn't it weird how all the Salamander Primaris successors are all fucking Word Bearers? I feel bad for Vulkan. I wanna hug him

[@TheHandofDestiny]

Only one of them is like the Word Bearers, the rest are closer to other things

[@user-vj6jo4sl8m]

I'm sure he'd want to hug you too if it weren't for the extremely high possibility of him killing you by doing so

[@igorlorenc1445]

@@TheHandofDestiny Iron Hands and Blood Angels - for technosimps and cannibals.

[@ГригорийГ-ч4н]

Is not it weird how there is a chapter called Sons of Phoenix that presumely was "made from Dorn geneseed"... while it is common knowledge from Dark Imperium trilogy that Cawl made test groups of primaris /from all 20 legions/ and believes that fault was not in geneseed, but in the primarchs? And created this funny Primus Primaris by probably using geneseed from various sources, judging by "Belisarius Cawl: The Great Work" hints.

[@TheHandofDestiny]

@@igorlorenc1445 Spot on

[@supersaiyandiclonius3056]

I actually like the Dragonspears. They're not eating people for shits and giggles, they're actually using their omophagea to absorb the memories of their veterans. I think it's neat.

[@unnamed1613]

Still better than Flesh Tearers

[@memesofwarhemmer7076]

As well as never felling alone

[@NotoriousC19]

@@unnamed1613 nice bait

[@jamalisujang2712]

So they absorb their predecessors' consciusness too. So, schizomarine?

[@kabob0077]

That's actually neat, if a bit fucked up.

[@cyrolocker1229]

I'd like to imagine Vulkan sees the lamenters and just grabs them and goes "I HAVE DECIDED TO ADOPT THEM, NOBODY SHALL CHALLENGE ME ON THIS."

[@I_am_always_correct]

Would adopting mean they'd start using his geneseed? Or is it just a symbolic thing?

[@cyrolocker1229]

@@I_am_always_correct I don’t know but I’m not challenging him on this

[@imapopo2924]

@@I_am_always_correct Probably just symbolic. Lamenters still love their Primarch after all (everybody loves Sanguinius anyways but still), so I doubt theyd ever switch for any reason. Vulkan would be like their step dad/favored uncle that takes on the fatherly role. And by the throne, do the Lamenters need some love. Poor guys fight their literal hearts out for the people of the Imperium and the universe goes out of its way to destroy them for it.

[@electricangel4488]

When an uncle takes care of his nephew its not like they call him dad

[@Crown_Prince_Of_Ruin]

THIS NEEDS TO BE CANON

[@GreasusGoldtooth]

I love how the Dark Krakens are presented as being more level headed than the others when there should be Speed Metal playing while they shout "WE BREATHE UNDERWATER AND HUNT MEGALODONS ON THE OCEAN FLOOR FOR FUN!"

[@Dreadnautilus]

People in the comments taking the "Salamanders but with water" too literally when they're more like less dickish versions of Carcharadons or Space Wolves that are obsessed with sea life instead of WOLFWOLFWOLF.

[@sklaWlivE]

Actual foudning chapter Salamanders breathe ash and hunt goddamn dragons for fun...it tracks still ;)

[@GreasusGoldtooth]

@@sklaWlivE Salamanders have no chill.

[@cheshire4856]

I might have found my new favorite chapter.

[@GreasusGoldtooth]

@@cheshire4856 They're pretty cool, especially for Primaris. I really wish GW hadn't gone out of their way to make the Super Space Marines so bland.

[@aleale8320]

If I'm not mistaken, The Salamanders before Vulkan were almost suicide berserkers. Then Vulka took them all to his home planet where he restructured them, change teachings and tempered their character (probably also hugged all them one by one).

[@KageRyuu6]

To be fair, they were tasked with fighting Men of Iron, so... literally the only way they were going to achieve victory.

[@Agrargorn]

Weren't these the blood angels?

[@Mr.Monacle]

@@Agrargorn No, the Blood Angels were essentially biological weapons. They would be released upon a planet to scour it of life and then die, because their geneseed was so unstable and their Omophagea in particular was uniquely designed to make them *crave* flesh. If I recall correctly, they weren't even given proper supplies because they weren't expected to last particularly long.

[@Agrargorn]

@@Mr.Monacle ah yes, no I remember. Thank you Mr Monocle

[@emilianomerendino3311]

@@KageRyuu6 No Space Marine ever fought Men of Iron, as far I'm aware. They were all destroyed before the Unification of Terra begun

[@dwightclark7627]

Vulkan was probably thinking, "Oh well...it could be worse. Look at what happened to all the scions of Sanguinius."

[@JudgeNicodemus]

Those poor bastards

[@TheWarmachine375]

Especially the Lamenters

[@sklaWlivE]

@@TheWarmachine375 Lamenters (get hit with like...everything), Fleshtearers (Psychos), Knights of Blood (Bezerk Psychos on par with Kharn the Betrayer), Angels Carmine (bled the civilian population of their world dry with ritualized torture to make elixirs that would sate the Red Thirst and Black Rage)...yeaaaah.

[@perturabo149]

@@TheWarmachine375 don't,i heard enough of there story and how fucked they got

[@TheWarmachine375]

@@perturabo149 The Lamenters needed a big hug from you and it will be worth their spines

[@Mr.Beanyuwu]

"Im basically a salamander except I changed fire for woter" vulcan: aight this is as best as it gona get so lets roll with it

[@zetaking2909]

yes, but now we need a salamander but switch fire for thunder (uses waay to much plasma, aka has a plasma version of a flame thrower or a chain lightening gun)

[@TuShan18]

@@zetaking2909 I remember in a game called battalion wars, there was an army that swapped flame throwers with a plasma fume launcher. Something like that fit well into 40k.

[@synergy8879]

@@zetaking2909 or a salamander successor that either uses ice weapons or use warp magic specific in fires

[@wardenunknown]

@@synergy8879 Salamander librarian, but only ever learned to cast fireball

[@monkeymaniac8269]

@@wardenunknown why would you ever learn anything else? It’s FIREBALL

[@krausercruz2780]

This reminds me of that scene in TTS where Dorn is describing his successors and mentions the Dark Templars. Emps: I'm surprised one of them doesn't have fist in the name Dorn: because they are absolute lunatics

[@beastwarsFTW]

Black Templar: PURGING WITH MY KIN!

[@michelveilleux2075]

Big E: Huh. Anyway.

[@unnamed1613]

Dorn: "It´s Sigismunds chapter, so this seems about right."

[@AryanJYOLO]

Dorn: "My feet are quivering with rage, I want to punch every Sigismund in the face I come across"

[@RenoKyrie]

On a alternate universe Emps: Im surprised one of them doesnt have a Salamander or Wyvern in their name Vulkan: Thats because they are absolute bros Dark Krakens hunting Sea Monsters: **SWIIIIIIMMMINGG WIIIIITH MY KIIIIIIN**

[@giacomoromano8842]

Vulkan: "Fire Lords... neat name, even if a bit on the nose. I suppose that you are specialised in assault with fire based weaponry too?" Fire Lord: "With all due respect, Primarch Vulkan... we are sons of Dorn, not yours." Vulkan: "What?"

[@amirhaikal6672]

I just can't stop hearing vulkan with a Jamaican accent.

[@bigboynow7936]

They'd call him Uncle Vulkan, because it's funny!

[@sirkierangottfreund6983]

Congrats on your 666th like

[@matteocdt5214]

​@@amirhaikal6672TTS lives *stomp stomp*

[@AryanJYOLO]

VULKAN LIVES *STOMP* *STOMP*

[@ZKtheMAN]

Meanwhile, Dorn: *_"I am not close to prepared for a meeting with my wayward sons."_*

[@imperialguardsman5726]

Dorn, dragging his way through all the nutjobs, getting to the lamenters: *siiiiiiiiigh* ok, what's wrong with YOU? Lamenter: so we're super depressed and also extremely unlucky Dorn: that's it? Lamenter: also we lose like 90% of our chapter every time we do anything due to our unluckiness, but we also do manage to do everything we're asked Dorn: y'know, i just came back from talking to black templars. You guys are cool. Keep doing your thing.

[@lolbots686]

@@imperialguardsman5726 Later Dorn:so whats your weird shtick? Death spectres:we revive ourselves from death as part of initiation. Dorn:.....what- Later Dorn:so what do you do? Shadow wolves:were luna wolves suceessors but were supposed to be yours. Dorn:....keep your legacy proud. Your primarchs actions were tragic. Before Dorn:greetings my sons,i have re- Black templars:*worship* Dorn:..... Grimaldus:....you fucking idiots. Helbrecht:....oh no. Dorn:....excuse me. Elsewhere Dorn:SIIIIIIIIIGUSSSSSSMUNNNNNNNDDDDD!

[@imperialguardsman5726]

@@lolbots686 meanwhile, sigismund: *continues being fucking dead*

[@michelveilleux2075]

@@imperialguardsman5726 dorn: mm, yes...

[@rhyscallinan]

Honestly Roboute didn't have time to prepare himself before he had to push Chaos out of the Empire thanks to The Right incident. God he's gotta be taking anti depressants after finding out the happy future he hoped to have ended up being far worse than even he or any of his brothers could've imagined.

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

Black Dragons: Our geneseed is defective but we will defend the Imperium and Humanity to our last breath, no matter how much they shun us. Vulkan: I have never been so proud.

[@historytank5673]

Black Dragons: Hey also the base Salamander chapter kinda dislike us for are bone protrusions. Vulkan: *Non-happy noises*

[@brenster21]

Vulkan "now tsuan i am very disappointed in you. They are defending humanity go be nice or I will spank you"

[@phantoka10]

If you think that replacing fire with water is a bad idea...you never got your nail accidentally ripped by a pressure washer.

[@kabob0077]

I don't have to have an experience like that to know water is very dangerous at high pressures...

[@modakkagitplugga]

I thought they just were adept at warfare on ocean planets

[@FoxHound-ut1hu]

I mean I'd take a wildfire over a Tsunami.

[@11jerans]

A dude at work cut three toes off his right foot with a pressure washer, through his steel toed rubber boots. Couldn’t cut the steel, but the steel doesn’t protect the knuckles… For anyone wondering, 30,000 PSI on the pressure washer, he was blasting paint off a glucose filter.

[@kyodarkness9243]

@@11jerans Holy sh*t.

[@AlphaOmegon]

Vulkan: sign* I miss my salamander sons. Salamanders: We are not dead yet father listen pls... Vulkan: I can still hear their voices :*(

[@silverbladeofnorth7345]

Meanwhile Lamenters:ADOPT US PLEASE!

[@kirgan1000]

@@silverbladeofnorth7345 Vulcan, I wish there was a lost nobel chapter I could adopt. Lamenters: Pick us Lord Vulcan! A random Warp portal open and swallow the Lamenters and transport them to a demon word. Vulcan: Could sworn I heard someone say something.

[@TheWarmachine375]

After meeting his Legion's successor chapters, Vulkan regretted agreeing with Guilliman to accept the Codex Astartes that broke up the bulwark of the Imperium's might into pockets of dysfunctional forces.

[@СерикДаулет-х5я]

Having 9 big immovable legions, camping in their homeworlds is more worst. And after Siege of Terra Dorn and Gulliman be near a start of second heresy war... So dividing

[@NotoriousC19]

@@СерикДаулет-х5я it's almost as if a legion is made up of groups that can be allocated to different areas like a regular military hierarchy. As well as not having to break it down and each group having its own autonomy to make dumb decisions. It was a terrible decision

[@СерикДаулет-х5я]

How much bad decisions maded a primarchs? They are extremly smart, but impulsive and totally assholes, so dividind legions anyway good decision

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

Just like Russ he basically has a choice to follow it or not.

[@krosskreut3463]

@@NotoriousC19 yeah, its good in short term to patrol and after that reunite short term would be like max 1k years 10k ans still like that was not a good idea

[@lt.branwulfram4794]

Meanwhile, Corax inspects his successors: Raptors - Sneaky, subtle and pragmatic. The only thing I can say is HOW, by the ravens of Kiavahr, are you able to spit acid? Revilers - (sniffs) They're everything I've ever hoped for. Black Guard - Could you, maybe, try to conserve your ammunition a bit more? Death Spectres - This is a bit too much, even for me. I mean, you guys come back after dying as part of your initiation? Necropolis Hawks - Why do you remind me of the Xeric Legionnaires I sent to the galaxy fringes 10 millennia ago?

[@TheOnlyRealIRONicMAN]

Aren't all Astartes able to spit acid?

[@СерикДаулет-х5я]

@@TheOnlyRealIRONicMAN Most of astartes can split acid... But not like bransboid

[@georgekerscher5355]

OP, are you forgetting about the Death Spectres breeding worlds and how they take imperial citizens there?

[@modakkagitplugga]

@@TheOnlyRealIRONicMAN up until the primaris many chapters and even first founding legions had issues with gene seed mutations and incompatibility The Black templars lost their beltcher's gland and mucranoid gene seed entirely. These and the total loss of the melanochrome in legions like the VIII and XIX were well noted. The melanochrome in general seems to be very prone to mutation and total loss in general throughout most legions and chapters. Probably to help diversify the roster since your space marines could only be black in direct sunlight or if they're still young enough to retain their original facial features. Typically the older the astartes the more they start to look like their primarch. Many successor chapters have lost abilities outright, or seen unique mutations in specific gene seeds that have been weaponized and used to form the cultural identity of the chapter. Like the Minotaurs and Carcharodon Astra

[@FoxHound-ut1hu]

@@georgekerscher5355 ... I had nearly forgotten about that Horror show.

[@HellishSpoon]

dragon spears are all about self sacrifice and carrying on the deads memories by using there space marine "read memories by eating them" ability its almost sweet in a screwed up way honestly fitting for 40k.

[@____________838]

There’s a few Ultra Loyalist chapters that do the same thing.

[@bthsr7113]

Also the Kroot eat the dead out of respect for skill and natural prowess.

[@OmniGSage]

not that learning things by eating human (oid) flesh isn't pretty common for space marines anyways

[@____________838]

@@OmniGSage I remember Ragnar eating some Ork brains in the SW omnibus.

[@gardenthefermentingsound6218]

Mortifactors too though they're 2nd Founding Ultramarines.

[@thomasfoster4370]

IMO, the salamanders use the creation of successor chapters as a way to remove weird from their chapter: black vipers (technophilia) covenant of fire (extreme zealotism) dragon spears (krootish behaviour) dark krakens (pyrophobia)

[@DreadAnon]

I will from now on always describe cannibalism as ‘krootish behaviour’

[@oscarandreas1431]

@@DreadAnon fits tho

[@DaBlueIghuana]

Krootish behavior is objectively the best way to describe cannibalism

[@blackwolf671]

You would be right, But all of the ones here were Ultima Founding. Salamander's didn't even know they existed until Cawl Pulled them out of his ass. ...Though that would actually apply to black dragons being mutated freaks. Disciples of the Flames were an amalgum of different loyalists from mostly traitor legions that vulcan shielded at the end of the heresy, so that tracks. Storm giants only have like 2-3 sentences of lore, most of which was 'they fought for aramagdon once' but im willing to believe they've got some shameful foot fetish or something. Rejected the primarchs doctrin of flamers & hugs.

[@Become-Eggplant]

oh yeah, forgot the kroots do that.

[@inductivegrunt94]

Really, I'm not a fan of any of the Salamanders. But the Kraken dudes get a pass into likability by not being crazed nut jobs and actually being comparable to the Salamanders from wence they hailed from. Water Salamanders is a nice concept and I feel I'll like them even more once I get to know them better.

[@fabrikator-generalakhilley6896]

Instead of scarring themselves they waterboard each other... and icy colonic-irrigations for that extra-purity. It's not gay if a servitor does it; Cleanliness is next to God-Emp'riness!

[@inductivegrunt94]

@@fabrikator-generalakhilley6896 Cleanliness helps counter Nurgleness, wash yourself in the name of the Emperor.

[@404cp]

I mean, real life salamanders are amphibians, so they literally need to be in water for at least half their lives to live.

[@Jsay18]

@@404cp Nocturne Salamanders are like the Magma Dragons from Elden Ring.

[@doomguy9049]

@@fabrikator-generalakhilley6896 nothing like a jet of nearly frozen saltwater right up the old icehole to wake you up in the morning! ☻👾🥶

[@Zakvadr1995]

How I feel the current lost Primaris would feel: Vulkan: Worry with embarrassment. Corvus: More shame and some anger Dorn: SIGUSMUUUUUNDDDS! Kahn: At least you guys like to go fast. Russ: *ALRIGHT YOH MILKSOPS! THIS IS HOW YUR SUPPOSED TO DRINK MJOD!* Lion: Wait, WE’RE LOYALISTS?

[@The-jy3yq]

funny how the most loyal and anti-chaos primarch got one of the most unloyalist "loyalist" legions

[@KudiGamer]

*insert angry Dark Angels comment here

[@devildolphin2102]

Rogue Inquisitor: Wait Your Loyalist The Lion: Always have been, and it is it’s own reward.

[@sagecolvard9644]

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Warp, the ghost of Sanguinius: Why do ALL of my children eat civilians?!? The Lamenters, also in the warp, but because they're stuck, not because they're dead: We don't! (gets eaten by a demon prince)

[@beastwarsFTW]

Horus: I'll take Abaddon's arms and spank him with them! Alpharius: Your idiots Omagon: You trained him wrong as a joke? That's hilarious. Conrad: I wanted you guys to remain loyal!

[@404cp]

Real salamanders are amphibians, so the water thing makes sense.

[@davidb3155]

Sure but on Nocturne, Salamanders in 40k are essentially giant fire breathing lizards.

[@sklaWlivE]

This is the Imperium...they think Donkeys were a now extinct ancient Terran beast of burden resembling a spider or crap...hence the Mechanicus dubbing of their walking tanks, Onagers.

[@TheWarmachine375]

0:36 Flesh Eaters Chapter: *"MOOD KINDRED!!!"*

[@nathanielgarrett8658]

*MOOD KINDRED?!?!*

[@LAV-III]

*Mortifactors barge in:* MOOOD KINDREEEED!!!!

[@alvarox951]

Vulkan: "ok, so..what about you?" Flame Falcon: "Oh, my apologies Lord Vulkan i'm not sure if we are Succesors of the Salamanders, but since you asked, we have being blessed by the god Emperor and we can enbue our bodies with his sacred flame" Vulkan: "You know what? That's actually awesome, might as well name you one of my succesor legions, but why are you alone? Where are your battle brothers?" Flame Falcon: "Despite our good intentions and loyality to the god Emperor the Inquisition and the Grey knights are constantly trying to kill us because according to them we are mutants, heretics..." Vulkan: "...ok you wait right here, i'll be back in a few hours" Flame Falcon: "Where are you going Lord Vulkan?" Vulkan: "I'm going to pull a Leman Russ on both of those faction's leaders"

[@n7gunner248]

*Leman in the distance*: "WAIT, WAIT FOR ME!!" V: "How in the...... Where did you come from?" LR: "Anytime anyone mentions messing with the Grey Knights or Inquisition, I pop up." V: "Oh............ who's ship are we taking?" L: *SAVAGE GRIN* "It's great to have you back, Brother."

[@HalIOfFamer]

Imagine guiliman when he learns that the most competent chaos champion hails from his legion xD

[@91rumpnisse]

Who?

[@HalIOfFamer]

@@91rumpnisse Huron blackheart of the red corsairs.

[@stefan020290]

@@HalIOfFamer Astral Claws parent legion and primarch is only speculated and not known. Could also be a Dorn successor since they were a crusading chapter in the beginning like the black templars.

[@HalIOfFamer]

@@stefan020290 empire making ability of girlymanlet speaks for itself, fists would just defend every world with giant fuck off fortresses, Huron has made imperium 3.0 in one of the most unstable regions of space.

[@asideofsalt.6645]

?

[@Historyfrek4ever]

Dorn: Now you know my pain brother. At least they aren`t absolute lunatics.

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

Covenate of fire: are sure about that!

[@ДаниилЧеботарев-г6о]

Why did I read this with TTS Dorn voice?

[@davisdf3064]

@@ДаниилЧеботарев-г6о Because it's perfect

[@mzaid8437]

@@ДаниилЧеботарев-г6о are you perhaps speaking of "Lord Adorable"?

[@jager2749]

Sanguinus: You think your succesor chapters are lunatics? My ones(except one) are friking lunatics!

[@TheWarmachine375]

I am surprised Vulkan didn't go Propa Orky on his Legion's successor chapters after learning about their eccentricities.

[@VoltLuck17]

He did after the camera turned off

[@kabob0077]

Da on'y one dat waz spared 'iz wrath waz da watery gitz and dat' coz deyz are da most stable.

[@konradcurze8942]

*Why would Vulkan do that?*

[@Cakesadamant]

@@konradcurze8942 Not sure if you're joking, but it's a TTS reference (that's if I'm not mistaken) If you were joking then I apologize and accept any /woosh(s) or whatnot that come my way from this point onwards. Lol

[@devildolphin2102]

Well He did create the Promethean Cult.

[@fenrirsrage4609]

Honestly was expecting Vulkan to rage at the water thing but yeah his patience knows no bounds so water would definitely be like the least hateable thing

[@I_am_always_correct]

Especially because they're using it for a good reason. Their planet's oceanic life includes sea monsters as dangerous as the monsters on Nocturne that gave Vulkan's sons their name. The people on the planet have to fight against these sea monsters to survive. By taking on the aspect of water, Dark Krakens are able to fight the beasts. This allows them to replicate the Salamanders' hunting traditions in their own way, it lets them serve the commoners of their world like Vulkan would want, and it creates a unique niche in their fighting style; they're the Space Marines best adapted for taking the biggest opponents down. I think to Vulkan, the moral traditions and loyalty to the Emperor matter more than whether they use fire or not

[@Uniformtree000]

Don't they also fill the niche of being able to handle more aquatic missions and targets too in this case ? This is a shockingly rare thing for 40k.

[@drekbleh7081]

Vulkan: "Great googaly moogaly what is going on with you?!" Black dragons: "We cultivate our mutations because we must rely on ourselves because everyone thinks we're cursed!" Vulkan: "Did you think everyone thinks you're cursed because you have spiky bones growing out of your bodies?"

[@oreo-postraphe]

In fairness, Black Dragons fuckin rock

[@darksythe2226]

@@oreo-postraphe right they are basically the salamanders but edgy

[@oreo-postraphe]

@@darksythe2226 Yea Im not trustin the dude named Dark Sythe to tell me whats edgy and whats not

[@target4all766]

Black Dragons principle are Wolverine (X-Men) in Space Marines form

[@88thdeathkoregrenadier68]

can u give me vulkans opinion of the lamenter? i feel he would adopt them

[@catnipflowers5803]

As always, a pretty meme, exquisite. Im curious as to what voice changer app you use for your videos.

[@DreadAnon]

I pretty much follow Stringstorm’s tutorial here and then just crank up the bass a bit: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iorPeJiKfZ2jgpo

[@ГригорийГ-ч4н]

"a pretty meme, exquisite" Monsoon of the Memes of Destruction, i presume?

[@platinumchromee3191]

Didn't knew Moonsoon liked 40K

[@monsoongaming]

@@platinumchromee3191 I am indeed a fan of 40k

[@LordVader1094]

Revengeance?

[@kellerblair2952]

And no one questions the Mortifactors who wear green and use power scythes and live on a toxic world but they are surely Ultramarines like they claim.

[@gardenthefermentingsound6218]

They are Ultramarines. Second Founding. And only their pauldrons are rimmed in green. They wear black and bone.

[@SethNemah]

Rogal Dorn: So brother, you too have your own Black Templars as well?...... I am truly sorry.

[@woundedzilla1517]

Vulkan: Ok what’s your thing Black dragons: We have horns and everyone hates us Vulkan:That’s it? Black dragons:Pretty much Vulkan:Compared to the others you guys are amazing Edit: Wow 1.2k likes I think that’s the most I’ve ever had

[@doomguy9049]

They messed around and retconned the Black Dragons as having descended from an unknown Primarch, it's no longer Vulkan IIRC which is super lame

[@woundedzilla1517]

@@doomguy9049 maybe there adopted

[@dominicvucic8654]

@@doomguy9049 no it's cannon confirmed in gw dragon week

[@doomguy9049]

@@dominicvucic8654 WTH is "gas dragon week"?!?!? Sounds like some kinky ish Fulgrim's saucy sons would be into, not Vulkan's coal colored choir boys! 🤯😤😈 I hope you're right over all though regardless, I think it's real stupid to retconn the Salamanders to have no non-Primaris successor chapters and the Black Dragons work especially well as Sons of Vulkan.

[@Shade400]

i still cant believe the bone knives chapter isnt the black dragons.

[@TheWarmachine375]

0:09 Cawl: "You idiot. That is your Primarch, Vulkan the Hugger of Worlds. Your geneseed came from him and you should give him the respect he deserves."

[@VoltLuck17]

Also Cawl: *roasts bananas*

[@henrypaleveda7760]

Cawl: and also a hug, he's going to need those (weaknesses of the flesh increase with his disgust).

[@iamablacksabbathsong9765]

@@henrypaleveda7760 Ferrus Manus SKOOOOOOST:FLESSSH IS WEAK WEAK

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

@@iamablacksabbathsong9765 Vulkan: the real Ferrus Manus would say the opposite, ya dumb ghost-faced idiot.

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

@@iamablacksabbathsong9765 The real Ferrus Manus would say the opposite, ya dumb ghost-faced idiot!

[@TheWarmachine375]

0:24 Covenant of Fire is most likely a Word Bearers loyalist chapter.

[@unnamed1613]

Or Black Templar sympathizer

[@Brandelwyn]

Not really

[@AmericanZergling]

@@Brandelwyn they're about as subtle as the Sons of the Phoenix. Yeah, GW will always leave it up in the air... but seriously, anyone who makes an army of these guys is going to think of them as loyalist Word Bearers.

[@bthsr7113]

@@AmericanZergling Are they scrawny compared to Vulkan's other lineages? Because Vulkan was one of the biggest primarchs, whereas Lorgar.... was small. So if they're scrawny compared to the Salamanders....

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

According to the book that introduced this chapters the covenant of fire killed the Promethean preist Tushan sent to them as that specific priest was the only one that lost upon arrival!

[@El_Chico_des_Galos]

wait, the Salamanders has self-immolation rituals. Do the Krakens have waterboarding parties?

[@XtreemAlan]

I think it’s comparable to meditations under a waterfall Except change waterfall to the crushing depths

[@TheRemembrancer]

Vulkan Lives, though some have said he may regret it…

[@XtreemAlan]

[questionable stomp noises]

[@MrEvan312]

Black Dragons: Everyone hates us... Vulkan: Why? Black: Father, we are of the cursed founding. All believe us to be a lost cause... all because of how we look... Vulkan: ... I think the horns are cute!

[@AJPDing]

I read that in his TTS voice

[@paudiedaly22]

I wonder how strong the horns are? If they can be shaped into knives, the Catachans would have a field day

[@MrEvan312]

@@paudiedaly22 The Black Dragons that develop the horns and arm claws actually sharpen them and coat them with adamantium to use as nasty close combat weapons. They also get physically larger so Vulcan can hug them even easier.

[@paudiedaly22]

@@MrEvan312 They're the only space marines that Vulkan can't hug (without being severely injured)

[@MrEvan312]

@@paudiedaly22 "My heart bleeds for your suffering, little brothers." "Um... Primarch, that was my head spike, you pushed my head to your chest and it punctured your breastplate, please forgiv-" "Tis only a flesh wound! Come closer!'

[@thebaron2277]

Vulkan: ooook so what's your weird deal Storm Giants: not much Vulkan: really Storm Giants: nope Vulkan: ok so what do you do Storm Giants: well we have relatively plain armor and we like Vindicators a lot. That's really it. Vulkan: well this is somewhat refreshing Storm Giants: oh we also have a techmarine in Deathwatch who single handly defeated a stormsurge battlesuit. Vulkan: this guy seems like a badass

[@draochvar9646]

Aren't the Storm Giants also tough as nails? Like, to a degree that'd make the Dusk Raiders proud.

[@TheBICBOIChannel]

​@@draochvar9646hm mmmmmmm, pre-primarch name of the Death Guard

[@truckinandfightin3248]

Vulkan: "... What do you mean they do not hug?"

[@kyleortiz6331]

Dark Krakens still proving they are the bestest of bois

[@MarkusRomtaah3061]

0:46 OK that's an interesting chapter

[@michelecastellotti9172]

You would expect the successors of one of the friendliest hapter of space marines to be the most wholesome bastards ever, and yet...

[@magoichi75]

A water salamander…this is pure heresy of the highest order.

[@diogoteixeira4950]

no. Vulkan aproved you are not the one to critic his decision.

[@nobleman9393]

Very hot water

[@404cp]

real life salamanders are amphibians. literally spends at least half if not their entire lives in water.

[@fenrirsrage4609]

Out of context your comment is oxymoronic and hilarious.

[@RanRayu]

water is needed to forge metal, vulkan understands the role and neccesity of water.

[@commanderrex8351]

I’d love to see this for all the other primarchs ngl

[@henrypaleveda7760]

you and me both

[@clawso9014]

I can't imagine Vulkan's voice as anything but TTS's, very good work.

[@perturabo149]

not even the fact i am huge and by standard i have a deep voice because of my own height ?

[@clawso9014]

@@perturabo149 Partially

[@ProcyonDei]

Meanwhile Sanguinius looking at the Lamenters: (T__T)

[@thisguynamedmatt12]

I imagine the Dark Krakens are a bunch of Surfer dudes that love a good fight, a good hunt, and their little humans. They appreciate fire on their home of darkness and water, and I imagine they tattoo their bodies as memorials of their deeds instead of burning them, like Islander cultures do… ESPECIALLY WITH BIOLUMINESCENT INK

[@marxxplaysgames]

Yoink, this is now my headcanon

[@lunasong9709]

Glowing tattoos on Vulcan black skin. That’s the most baddass thing I’ve ever heard.

[@thisguynamedmatt12]

@@lunasong9709 Well they cant be black unless they visit nocturne. Id imagine they are just Pale Salamanders.

[@lunasong9709]

@@thisguynamedmatt12 so what, like a charcoal grey instead of pitch black?

[@thisguynamedmatt12]

@@lunasong9709 no like pasty irish more like. They live on a night bathed world where they do not see the sun. Their planets name contains the Lithuanian world for 'Night'. The weirdness of Vulkans geneseed property only shows when someone is exposed to the atmosphere of Nocturne. So any who make pilgrimage to meet with the culture and family their geneseed comes from, theyd return looking like any other Salamander

[@BeatmasterAC]

Vulkan: "So you guys switched to Water?" Dark Kraken: "If you put Water into a Cup, it becomes the Cup. If you put Water into a Teapot, it becomes the Teapot." Vulkan: "...Ok..." Dark Kraken: "The Water can flow, can drip, or creep or crash. Be Water my Friend." Vulkan: "Now we are talking, let me hug you."

[@The_Huntsman]

"We're you, but water" *"You, I like you"*

[@NP-pt1ns]

They may be weird af but the Salamanders concern about the people's life, and that oath deserves the Vulkan's most proud " :D "

[@billfred9411]

The original salamanders weren't weird at all. The only thing weird about them was surface level mutations related to an adaptation that made their skin dark. They were the most human out of all chapters because they inherited strong emotions from Vulkan. It can even be seen as a flaw because the emperor meant to make them less emotional to cope with the harshness of what they do. Its also why so many people like Vulkan. He is the only Primark that cant stop himself from giving you a big hug even if he knows you hate it.

[@NP-pt1ns]

@@billfred9411 That is absolutely wholesome. I'm new in the 40k universe, and Vulkan is, by far, one of the most admirable characters about I read by far

[@SIGNOR-G]

Dunno why but i expected Vulkan to go berserk on the last one. NO ONE REPLACES FIRE WITH WATER!

[@migrivp2672]

Between dornian, mech boy and cannibal the water boy is ok

[@Freedmoon44]

He probably wouldve sent them to big G cus ofc he is to nice to go berserk, IF he didnt inspect the rest of the successors and was like "holy sh** they are insane im supposed to be a nice one"

[@EternalQuestion]

Honestly would have been funnier if he was fairly nonplussed by all the other weird shit, but then replacing the fire was the thing that crossed the line for him 😂

[@91rumpnisse]

@@migrivp2672 Dornian? Are you talking about the Covenant of Fire Marine? You mean Lorgarian? :P

[@Brandelwyn]

Funniest thing is their named character, a psyker, was horribly burned when he couldn't master the flame

[@doctorcorvus1319]

If I remember correctly, the Salamanders are the most accepting of their *cursed* chapters out of all of them

[@indianajones6687]

Poor vulkan I just want to give him a hug and say it will be ok

[@Zephyranthes-23]

Salamander: An ELDAR child? Brother, get the Flamer! Dark Kraken: Do not worry, fellow son of Vulkan, let us handle this. Brother, get the Power Washer... the HEAVY Power Washer.

[@WAcrobat19]

With 40k Theory's video on the Black Vipers, I like to think they tried killing Vulkan if he'd see some random Primaris Helmet variant in testing. Then fail hilariously.

[@Broke.97]

Great sentence

[@Ambatu_khan]

Vulkan: ok whats your weird spin Marine: I’m a water salamander

[@michaelhall5208]

Vulcan trying to be a better dad than the emperor

[@paille-boy]

Vulkan : "okay what's your weird spin?" Kraken : "pressure washer"

[@samboyd1828]

the last one is just "eh, fuck it, atleast they're kinda normal"

[@sterasigma8734]

Emperor: Now you know how I felt when I found some of you. Vulkan:...Okay, moving on.

[@stevengreen9536]

Vulkan: Okay tech priest some of these gene seeds are gonna need fixing among the primaris marines. Tech Priest: Negative high risk of mutation. Request denied. Vulkan: Can you at least tweak it a bit? Tech priest: Negative mutation variable still present. Request denied.

[@thelion2751]

Vulkan:Look at the black dragon they have mutation and they are the most normal chapter! So i don't care I want my son's to be more like me than lorgar or sanguinius a-holes son's

[@stevengreen9536]

@@thelion2751 Tech priest: You will have to meet with my superiors on Mars. I do not have the proper authorization.

[@rhyscallinan]

Vulkan after finding out Crawl had no permission for the Primaris Marines: Fine, I'll do it myself.

[@link4585]

I love that Vulkan is just like yea ok y'all aren't the worst ones. It's literally just the Salamanders just Water

[@erodoeht4666]

Hey you can't choose your family, bud. That being said..he chose well. Bet Vulkan had such high hopes going in with, "Dragons are cool!"

[@jeffreymason858]

This video made me want to make a warband of Salamanders praising Slaanesh and call them the Bad Dragons.

[@rayhanmustakim7073]

Vulkan is bit disappointed by some of his sons, but he still loves them all.

[@allmight9840]

Brotha it's good to see you again.

[@weirdtyrant6274]

I like to imagine Vulkan would have been incredibly offended by the Dark Krakens if they were the ones he saw first but because they came after everyone else he just accepted them.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

I think he would have flown off the handle with them first, then it would just get worse as he say the others and he'd regrett losing his patience with the Dark crakens

[@jonathanathor117]

So the last chapter is essentially weaponizing a water cutter.

[@lordofchangelulz6645]

I laughed at the first part because the Black Vipers see Cawl as more of a father than Vulkan because they never met him

[@bthsr7113]

Vulkan, "so they have bone spikes! Big whup! Have you seen some of your other brother chapters lately?" Honestly, if the Black Dragons were to have their highly probable parentage confirmed, the Salamanders should feel bad for ostracizing them.

[@preacherofmusic]

Vulkan sounds perfect, this VA plays him spectacularly, well done!

[@darrianweathington1923]

Salamander geneseed- like 2 feet taller than every other marine Vulkan- still 5 feet taller than his children

[@rhyscallinan]

Well, he is a primarch.

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

Well yeah, Vulkan IS the tallest of the Primarchs. Yes I know about that time Magnus punched a titan to death without using psykic powers to prepare a finishing blow, he doesn't count because his size is completely his choice.

[@manemperorofmankind8119]

When the one chapter that’s water focused is the most acceptable then you know your legion is in trouble

[@jo_ken]

Yeah you gotta imagine how disappointed each primarch would be in some of their more outlandish successor chapters.

[@lizadon0740]

You might like the black dragons their pretty chill despite their mutations. Probably the closest to the salamanders out of all the successors.

[@lairoftheobsidianwolf5784]

not really considering the black dragons attacked the salamanders for having one of their batshit captains on their ship, but to be fair no one likes the black dragons, very few SM chapters will fight with them and inquistion is looking for an excuse to wipe them out. my opinon the black dragons are my favoriate chapter so it might be bias but they fucking rock!

[@martinford4553]

Maybe the storm giants as well, they seem pretty normal for astartes. Just bigger and stronger than normal.

[@Snakedude4life]

“Ha! Water salamanders!? How could-?” *High pressure spray rips flesh from bone* 🎩 🐍no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@7ElevenTruther]

That is also mixed with bleach and cleaning agents just in case they have to fight the followers of nurgle lol.

[@cheshire4856]

I feel like the snake flag could serve as the inspiration for a glorious homebrew chapter.

[@AAhmou]

@@cheshire4856 Alpharius Geneseed Loyalist Primaris chapter. (Also, they are not exactly Primaris, they just wear the armour, it is their normal size).

[@azzie671]

Vulkan has the patience of a saint

[@eatinganemone89]

There’s a theory that the Marines Malevolent are Salamander successors. What I wouldn’t give to see Vulkans reaction to them.

[@silverbladeofnorth7345]

And this is moment where Vulkan call them on some mountain to fight heretics and repeat history by done Ararat second time.

[@vahlok1426]

Dark Krakens get my vote as best Sallies successors just because they're ocean planet dwelling monster hunters. That is basically the opposite of the traditional Salamanders, and I love it all the same. Just wish their logo wasn't such a pain to paint, otherwise I'd have done my Salamanders as Krakens.

[@wert1234576]

I'm sure he will feel better when he learns about his brother's sons

[@attila535]

Meanwhile the Black Dragons: It's alright that yyou have forgotten us father, no hard feelings or anything. *sharpens bone blades in frustration*

[@zeroakira584]

Well if it make Vulcan feel any better there are fan chapters out there like the OG Salamander. Take mine for example: most of them are tech marines but instead of being jerk about preserving weapons and vehicles, they also offer their service to other factions of the imperial as well: like fixing vox broastcaster for the sisters of battle's church, giving imperial guardmen improved weapon and armor (they are just still las gun and flak armor) and so on... and the most important thing is that they always feel nice about all those kind of jobs.

[@EmperorsChild]

You should do this with all the primarchs

[@vulkanofnocturne]

If I had made the Primaris Marines they would be much better. I'd include hugging as a feature for one.

[@thebighurt2495]

I like how the Successor chapters are all the "facet of their Father distilled further" thing. It's kind of a glimpse into the psyche of the various Primarchs. Sanguinius was a solid leader (Blood Angels), had a temper (Flesh Tearers) but was committed to protecting the people of the Imperium (Lamenters). Dorn was really into building (Imperial Fists), had a fury of his own (Black Templars) and was *determined* to make Father's dream come true (Crimson Fists).

[@KarlPHorse]

TTS has made me forget that Vulkan does not canonically have a thick Jamaican accent.

[@Skinwalkerwave5115]

No matter how weird shit gets Vulkan will still love his boys even if they don't have his Geneseed

[@danieldragotti2608]

Do corvus next. In want to see him reaction to the space sharks

[@zanethethiccboi1020]

My successor is “basically a Salamander but we live on a forest world, so fire safety is a way bigger thing.”

[@robouteguilliman6662]

Oh man, wait till Sanguinius finds out about HIS successor chapters.

[@lukasz.adamski]

Poor Vulkan. He's such a nice guy and he must deal with such weirdos.

[@konradcurze8942]

*Now you know how I felt.*

[@mojothemigo]

Vulcan: "Black Dragons?" Black Dragon: "Yes father. We follow in your footsteps and we have these awsome bone growths and horns we use as weapons" Vulcan: "Awesome!"

[@ajspin2642]

We need more for all primarchs

[@ManoftheHour1987]

We all know he would love them BECAUSE of their flaws. Vulkan is a loving father, and like he said with the Black Viper, he just needs some patience

[@moistenvelopes]

0:44 so axolotl

[@themaverick7514]

Dude! Do more of this PLEASE!

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

"You remind me of someone" Are we sure Cawl didnt made them out of Lorgar Geneseed?

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

Kind of ironic, considering that Lorgar loved reading books.

[@zawchs]

when that primaris guy said "its burning things time!" Vulkan really approved that!