Wanna know what happens when you get older? WATCH!

[@IsmaelEYEINTHESKY]

This is why I come to visit vic's channel he speaks truth with wisdom and humor no one young can impart this information to me thank you vic 😅

[@WendyW7508]

"We are alll we got." Yes, sir.. The most correct thing I've heard recently. Thank you!

[@gailcox7142]

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks Vic!

[@joeimj6203]

Oh my God! I don't know how, but you just popped up on my YT. I watched, and I was drinking my coffee and laughed so hard it came out my nose and splattered all over my laptop. The accent! You're hilarious.

[@smokeyhigh3126]

Good to see you back Vic, been months since ive heard anything fom you!

[@davegeorge7094]

Dad ended up stuck between the bowl and tub, mom couldn't help and called fire department!

[@mommaoinnh2674]

My dad fell out of bed at age 90+. She gave him a pillow and a blanket and called the FD in the morning. She didn’t want to disturb the crew in middle of the night. They told her to call any time! Lol

[@jeffheupel9173]

@@davegeorge7094 🤣

[@Dr.Pepper001]

I'm 78 and I hired a full time ear hair trimmer. She follows me everywhere I go.

[@mikewarner5583]

Who else like me always holds the door open for the next person while going to gas station in the morning?

[@mikewarner5583]

Only 4 likes?? Wow. Our country really is in trouble!!! No common decency anymore. I ❤️ helping people when I can,

[@ProctorsGamble]

And bid them a good morning!😃

[@bugsbunny4539]

i try not to do that.... i believe we should do unto others as we would have them do unto us... and i hate it when people hold doors etc.... for me! all that does for me is make me feel obligated to thank someone and fake a smile for something i'm not thankful for at all... idk

[@roadkillgravy5168]

​@@bugsbunny4539 I feel the same way.

[@bugsbunny4539]

@@roadkillgravy5168 Alright!! i'm glad someone shares my perspective...thats rare

[@terryenyart5838]

You're cracking me up 😅. I'm with you. 😂

[@vondaholder1351]

THANK GOD I FOUND YOUR KZbin CHANNEL! I'M SO SICK OF ALL THE NOISE IN THE WORLD TODAY. AT MY AGE OF 74 YEARS YOUNG "I JUST WANT TO LAUGH", BE HAPPY AND BE KIND! THANK YOU! 😊

[@bostonlisa]

I’ve seem him 6 times…..love ❤him

[@justmekat-g4y]

Dear God I had to pause this cuz I was laughing so damn hard! But you are right Vic! I'm a woman 62. And we got issues of our own! You can't tell no youngster bout what lies ahead! They wouldn't believe it!

[@bubba0701]

Vic…preach preach!

[@RLMike-k1p]

At 71 years old I identify with this so much AND have come to terms with it so this ( like everything he does) was freaking hilarious!!!!!!😂Vic has one of the only channels I have the notification 🔔 on for. Thank you Vic. ❤️👍🏻

[@tommurphy-bl8zk]

outstandig. so true

[@keithp115]

You don’t age Vic. You’re like a Superman comedian. 💪🏼

[@Art-talk]

I'm literally crying... ha ha.

[@stephenmorton8017]

get yourself a new Kohler bidet toilet. you deserve it. love your message at the end. funny how we need to age to fully realize this. KUDOS man, take care of your kind self.

[@RichardSchlaud]

The new Dice Man cometh!

[@josephscatorchio9279]

Ha. This guy is so stale , his act is like a Fukin broken record many years running.

[@jamesdahl6979]

83 here, agree 100% be kind to each other it’s got to change! Still wondering how far that sack is going to go?😂

[@arthurmann578]

Yup! Me being ALREADY 60, I can attest to everything Vic said here as being 100% true! 😢😆👍👍

[@markleaman8313]

Hey Vic, the fun has just started,,,,, I know, I'm pushing 70!

[@TheVanneo]

I'm 54. Yesterday, I pulled a muscle in my back putting my underwear on

[@rbjeans007]

This was great. I couldn't agree more. Esp the part about taking care of each other and the elderly.

[@jbazinga2385]

I just turned 59 in early August. This cracked me up.

[@mfreel1657]

65 year old here. I can relate Vic. And . . . you made me laugh.

[@jonmicknono7138]

Hey Vic, great bit really enjoyed it. Thanks I got to show this to my brother-in-law and my son….!

[@kent-j2j]

Subscribed and notifications on, you speak the truth, sir.

[@meditate65]

You are hilarious

[@JMan-Dawg]

hhahhahah...Vic your slaying me man! Great video, keep em coming. Late 50's here, you speak the truth

[@Elephant2024-wi2li]

And for those with sleep issues. When you're young, you may have an occasional nightmare when you are sleeping. When you are older, sleeping becomes the nightmare.😴

[@Reeses0810]

Now I have to worry about the battery life in my pacemaker.

[@ronaldwilletts6906]

It gets worse Vic. My nose and ear hairs are now sought after by the people who make rope to secure tug boats.

[@Daniel7evens]

😂

[@Jim-ic2of]

Amen😢

[@animaldw6996]

If You're going to sit down Check Your Sack first LMFAO!!

[@uniquenamegoeshere2263]

Just you wait 10 years.

[@richarddnewphonedonahoe3496]

Oh my god, I’m cryin over heeer!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kellycat1466]

Love the ending about being nicer (especially to seniors ❤). You rock and yes, getting older sucks but is inevitable for women and men.

[@donyother7329]

Great shit! Lol!

[@scootyjohnson2392]

Vic, you speak facts brother!! I'm 62 not Italian so the hair on top is thinning and receding...but growing everywhere else, nose, ears, shoulders, back....I used to have a nice patch on my chest that the ladies liked. Now it's shag carpeting from my neck to my bawls!! God has a sence of humor.

[@gordonstarship]

I'm 45 going on 80.

[@JRH6025]

VIC IS RIGHT 😂😂

[@LifebyLisa4444]

This is great lol.

[@samkitty5894]

Going to pee is always a surprise. I either dribble, or can't go at all, or I start before I'm ready, or I'm thinking I'm done when I'm really not, or sometimes the stream is so strong I can kill fire ants 6 feet away. I learned not to trust my farts...the hard way. Then there is the ED thing...I can still at times get a stiffy, at the wrong time or wrong place...never at the right time and the right place... complete disconnect between the brain and my pee pee. How about waking up at night and not being able to go back to sleep? What's with that? Everything now hurts...nothing heals...some "intelligent design" this is.

[@joojoojeejee6058]

I wish those were the biggest problems in getting older. And I don't even speak from personal experience, but I know there's much worse things that can happen.

[@imago3463]

u are the goat

[@JustinKais]

Vic, Vic, Vic - this is why we get a damn bidet.

[@posport67]

💯 game changer

[@ProctorsGamble]

And we don’t worry about toilet paper 🧻 shortage

[@juanvalderas8635]

Been there done that many times that’s too funny😖

[@doylegrizzle4906]

Vic, just turned 63 and still spry as a newborn chicken! Dude, buy a bidet!

[@pumpkinpie7254]

This was so friggin' funny 💛

[@maryrudelich9000]

You’re hilarious!

[@maximuscomfort]

A riot more like it🤣

[@SC-gp7kt]

Dude just get a bidet 😂😂

[@Will-de6uk]

Yep, I'm 70, been there, done that! 😂

[@sheehy933]

65 here. Gettin old is like the left hook you don't see coming. One minute you're jukin n jivin, feeling like king of the world, and the next minute you're moving in slow motion, everything hurts, and you're not exactly sure what happened.

[@LesterCzocher]

As a man in his 70’s, I realized these limitations 10 yrs ago. Get yourself a set of handicap bars and place them wherever you need help, ie, next to the toilet, in the bath/shower(2). I realized this when my spouse had knee replacement surgery.

[@thomasbruner854]

It's all true! (73yrs here)

[@Joe-ey7cu]

Yes it hangs limp like a turkey neck. 😂

[@shelleycharlesworth5177]

Getting older makes you realize you spent a lot of time worrying about things that don’t amount to anything. In that way it is good. But losing people I love really sucks.

[@jeffheupel9173]

🤣

[@russellbest3268]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!!!

[@jimmydean358]

Man I'm only 55 and this hits home so hard lol meeeee 1000% LOL . And this guy reminds me of ANDREW DICE CLAY omg I'm laughing so hard but it's so true !!!!!

[@mariamachado3371]

😂😂😂

[@scotteakins7203]

🤣😂 i can relate. At 62. But my granny had a saying. We dont get older. We just rippin like a piece of fruit. All moldy & mushy.

[@RobertCiampa9112]

Light Exercise/Stretch to keep yourself flexible

[@gilbertdubay6297]

Hey Vic I’m 66 trimming is accelerated and dropping a Duce is always an adventure!!

[@TheodoreRizzo]

In my late 40’s here the hair growing is not a joke, I plucked all my nose hair today and I’m thinking ok I’m good for at least a whole month, nah five days later you start feeling that shit back on your nostrils and it drives me crazy and I realize the drastic changes as you get older. Nothing we can do about but to accept it.

[@TheodoreRizzo]

I have not injured myself taking a dump yet. Not exactly to that stage. Yet

[@Incomudro1963]

I'm 61 now, and over the past few years I started to grow hair on the OUTSIDE of my ears! Black hairs grow along the outer circumference of my ears, and I have to pluck them regularly. Fortunately I still have all of the hair on my head.

[@cd3131]

I understand he's performing as a comedian here but certainly there's a little truth in his words. But, when you're approaching age after 40 (particularly for men) one has to understand that they need to gradually start changing their bad habits: little or better no alcohol, balanced diet, hydration exercise which doesn't exhaust you but energieses you, a little stratching, avoiding negative emotions and stress at all costs and plenty of sleep. Forget about going to bed too late, consider afternoon naps and you will feel a lot better in your senior years.

[@TikiRainbows]

I knew it was bad when I sat on the toilet and my nuts dipped into the toilet water, and it was a public toilet too

[@cygnus62]

I'm mid 60's and have to take a hot shower just to stand up straight without pain. Enjoy your youth kids.

[@leeroyslikk9834]

Just hit 49. The sack dilemma is real. It really sucks when it happens in church and you gotta play it off.

[@mikewarner5583]

Poor bastard. Getting old sucks!!! Im 44 finding this out as I type!

[@kitty-nu5dr]

wait till you're 75!

[@EBThisThat]

I'll be turning 45 in November. They've moved up colonoscopies for us turning that age. Yay rah. Siss boom bah.

[@Christopher1889]

Or catching the nuts getting to my car. What do I have to do? Strap them up now?

[@pureblood7240]

I knew the answer to thumbnail question…Im just glad I’m not the only one!

[@dkelban]

That was great

[@johnsouth3912]

Wait until getting out of a chair becomes interesting!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theoisaac9948]

Good guy 💯

[@salletosnscalerailroad2688]

You're just a kid. Wait there is so much more to look forward to (I'm 74).

[@SEYEBONOMUSIC-2]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!😂

[@jodizammit9486]

Lol😂

[@Mr.Bojangles12]

More cuss words describe it

[@ProctorsGamble]

Get a bidet seat 🚽 Vic. $30 Amazon You will thank me later Just make sure you get hot and cold water type

[@milansablic]

I’m sorry you R 😂😂😂and Stu…😝

[@douglas9607]

Does Jack LaLane still have his TV show? I love that show. Thanks buddy with a sub/likie

[@user-bo8nb2mi]

He made it to age 97

[@mikewarner5583]

Pick up the yam bag before you sit down after 50. - ✔️

[@Old-n8f]

I’m 59 and 20 years ago when i woke up in the morning there was only thing that was stiff on my body. Now it’s the only thing that isn’t.

[@karenslovelymess2538]

“Approaching 60”? Dude looks like he’s been sixty for some time now!

[@jimfesta8981]

To quote actress Betty Davis: “Getting old is not for sissies.”

[@Bface55]

Yup same problem. It’s fucked up when you realize after you spent 7k on hearing aids all you had to really do was weed wack the rose bushes out of your ears. And how about every joint in your body gets stiff except the one you want to. So sad.

[@ProctorsGamble]

😳

[@dalelittlefield57]

I'm 67 with bladder issues...Fuck You Vic, you made me piss myself LOL...Luv ya brother

[@jeffheupel9173]

@@dalelittlefield57 🤣

[@marklee2508]

And get checked for a hernia, no shit. And did you know that they make chairs now that raise your ass up? 😊

[@paulharnad777]

buona fortuna paisano , io sono vecchio anche

[@mikeappignani4383]

Vic I 👀 see your wearing a Hair Piece.❤😂😅

[@eighteenin78]

I have sturdy handles secured to the walls of my favorite can. When I am ready, I stand and do the clean-up. It seems toilet seats are smaller and there is no way I can reach in front of me to get back there without my plentyness getting in the way. No. You don't get old if you die first. Just to add: Shouldn't we be in better condition than this for our late 50s and 60s? I mean, we are not old yet.

[@rebeccasmith7439]

You're absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@FrmTheFlmzIRise]

I’m 45 and this is just one reason why I want to die younger than older. Too much crap breaks down especially in us Americans with our diets and lifestyle’s. Leave the growing old to the healthy lifestyle folks. I definitely am not one

[@JohnA000]

Or you could let the nose hair grow and form it into a nice mustache. Maybe with the ear hairs, do a comb over. lol I know exactly what you are talking about Vic, I'm 74. Thanks to support briefs underwear I don't have to deal with what my father did with his balls hanging down so far they were in the toilet water because he wore boxers all his life.

[@Thomas-oe7gx]

we start to fall apart like an old truck lol

[@thepursuitofhappiness1062]

😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃😊 SO TRUE