Wannabe Trad-Wife Uses Slurs to Go Viral 💀

[@EmmaThorneVideos]

TW! I've censored all the actual slurs in Gaddis' videos but they're still obvious through context and a little shocking. She also spouts some generic bile about immigrant women, uses generally sexist language and calls everyone a "fucking nerd". That last one is more funny than anything else she says though. Remember to check out the Patreon if you want to support this silly lil channel 💖 www.patreon.com/emmathornevideos

[@kianchristoffern]

Well, Gaddis sounds just lovely 🙃

[@LSA30]

But I AM a fucking nerd, though😂

[@stevejones9905]

She is being traditional. The old tradition was racist as hell. That's why the whole "woke" is a thing. We "woke" up to the hate and racism and decided to stop it.

[@idkyet3573]

Enjoyed the video. I agree with your stance. Plenty of others like Gaddis have come and gone, some did far worse than say a slur and they didn't become instant celebrities for more than five minutes. Also, apologies for saying but, looking outstanding.

[@desperadox7565]

In the majority of US states the age of consent is 16.

[@MichaelHaneline]

This lady 100% was the popular mean girl in high school and is forever mad that she peaked there.

[@jamiegallier2106]

Nailed it!

[@SpyderQueen1988]

Definitely hit the nail on the head there!

[@MrGBH]

I feel like she wasn't popular back then either, but thought she was

[@GreatValueDianaVreeland]

My thoughts exactly!

[@DamnedSilly]

@@MrGBH That was pretty much true about all the snotty types... they were really popular among the eight people they actually hung out with. Everybody else didn't care. The _actually_ popular people were nice to people and generally laid back.

[@charleslipscomb2567]

They feel perfectly free to use the N-word, but they get so offended and hurt for being called 'weird'!

[@RijackiTorment]

Or 'cis'

[@pleegjepleegje]

Yeah, that's weird, right?

[@cozmo840]

…and WE’RE the snowflakes. The hypocrisy INFURIATES me

[@ice9snowflake187]

They can dish it out, but they can't take it.

[@Pfhreak]

Well, when they put in so much work to earn "monstrous", a mere "weird" must be very disappointing.

[@christianellegaard7120]

Isn't a broke single woman who is trying to find a husband so she can stay at home, the epitome of a gold-digger?

[@Insertia_Nameia]

Yes. But somehow its different when it's trad people doing it.

[@BrianS1981]

Yeah, but she's white so it's totally different.

[@kain7636]

Hey now we don't kink shame here 😂

[@NoEvidenceForGod]

She's a gold excavator at this point

[@New_Wave_Nancy]

She denied being a gold digger way too much. It's highly suspect.

[@darriendastar3941]

I listened to her diatribe against 'gold-digging' migrant women and all I could think is that she's being horribly rude about Melania Trump.

[@littleghostfilms3012]

And his first wife Ivana.

[@the_last_ballad]

Nonsense, Malania isn't an immigrant, she's an expat, duh. "Immigrant" is only used for brown people who switch countries. ... I'm only half joking, that is how some people use it and it's dumb as hell.

[@TheRealBrit]

​@@the_last_balladeveryone gets mad when I call Tommy Robinson an immigrant then I have to explain he left the UK to live in Spain

[@TheCrimsonElite666]

@@TheRealBrit Imagine their reaction when you tell them that the English are not native to Britain as their ancestors were Anglo-Saxon migrants from Germanic regions.

[@lethfuil]

​​@@TheCrimsonElite666 Eh, many people came to the empty islands, fought, married, killed and fcked, got conquered and freed and meanwhile just became what they're now. They're as native there as one can be, or otherwise pretty much no one is native anywhere. That would include Native Americans, who just came to the "New Word" from Eurasian parts at some point, including indigenous people in South America and on some islands that initially came from somewhere else and even most african people, since they too migrated to the places at some point. Time is a powerful thing. So, after thousands of years you (as a group!) can consider yourself native to somewhere (somewhat ignoring that we all mixed to some degree, since migrational movements are natural to humans). But after just a couple of hundred years, especially if you had to genocide the people already living there (important part!)? When you potentially even know where your not do distant ancestors came from? Yeah, you're not an immigrant either, but your family has a strong immigration background and you wouldn't be where, who and what you are, hadn't your ancestors be immigrants. "You" here being a nationality. Like English being native to England, after that time and that kind of history. Not a "you" in a single/few person/people kinda sense. To stick with the Englishmen example: If your grandparents came to England and that's where your parents and you have been born and raised, you're a proper part of the English, who are native to England. (At least that's how Europeans see it.)

[@wren23_bass-synths]

Why are they calling her a trad wife and she's not married?

[@GrandArchPriestOfTheAlgorithm]

Much like "incel", tradwife is an attitude, not a state you can be in.

[@WheatDos]

​​@@GrandArchPriestOfTheAlgorithm You're right! But it makes the term lose all meaning, because it's not about wives anymore, just some type of girls that may not be married.

[@timt5381]

People who react like the daily mail don't actually notice these things, contradictions don't make them stop and think, little does. It's simply their feelings and lack of perspective getting out of the bag, time after time. And always they have a group to blame, to attack, and always they ignore the individuals who really effect those things they don't like. The groups can be disliked, but reactionaries really fetishise it.

[@WilliamBrowning]

The right also rejected her because her child wasn't white enough for them.

[@wren23_bass-synths]

@@WilliamBrowning so she's a single mother also? Yeah, very traditional.

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

What a long way to say "I peaked in high school and can not deal with how I am not the center of everything anymore."

[@rjgaynor8]

Unfortunately I grew up with a person who turned into the person you described. She tried to make our 15 year high school reunion all about her. Granted I showed up to flaunt my success at a few people.

[@Lobotomized._.666]

​@@rjgaynor8why wouldn't you show up to brag to the rude ppl?

[@rjgaynor8]

@@Lobotomized._.666 I went to the reunion to brag to those who were nasty to me in school. It filled me with joy to see those that were the biggest jerks were the ones that fell flat on their face. I also had a moment where I was able to reject one of the bullies from renting from me. Mind you I wasn’t bullied as most were scared of me. I did have a few close friends who were bullied.

[@jamesrule1338]

"Yeah, those nerds that learned medicine, why should we listen to doctors about how the world works!" The stupid is so thick it could be used as radiation shielding.

[@thomasdendtler4077]

Careful. She's definitely anti Vax and full of medical conspiracies

[@ivanpetrov5255]

Oh, I like that insult 😂

[@thehellyousay]

the shield of their ignorance is nigh impenetrable, usually.

[@TheMythriel]

This is why I like to have someone like this around me at work, because the lead vests are starting to make my neck sore every day! 😂

[@lethfuil]

I mean, I wouldn't listen to a Dr. Med. about how the world works. But the human body? Very much so.

[@ppe9388]

On behalf of all of the people in the USA....you ABSOLUTELY can make fun of us we are not ok over here 😭😭😭

[@irrelevant_noob]

Eh, tbf i'm not sure there's any place where people can honestly say they're all a-ok there... :-s

[@Andy_Babb]

Right? We’re literally burning books over here

[@AdiG1]

Neither are we in Britain. After that recent stabbing that saw 3 kids dead, the attacker's identity was made public. He was a UK-born resident with foreign roots. Mostly because of the fact that he was not white, a group of people got together and attacked a centre for asylum seekers

[@Nah_Mate_Aint_Nowt]

That Larry Flint quote she uses always gets me and makes me think she just googled a free speech quote and didn't check who he was. He was basically a pornographer (Hustler) who was fighting a porn ban at the the time, doubt her new fans would appreciate that.

[@CincyFlight]

Wasn't it from Flynt being sued by the "moral majority" evangelist Jerry Falwell for the satirical interview about Falwell having sex with his mom in an outhouse? It was that lawsuit that made it to the Supreme Court that upheld the 1st amendment right to satire

[@valolafson6035]

Would her fans bother to look it up though?

[@MountainPearls]

I don’t know, considering who they support in the election, it’s likely they approve of him.

[@L_Train]

She doesn't have fans. Both sides were making fun of her. She has united people worldwide.

[@CincyFlight]

​@MountainPearls nah, only their god king trump can get away with things like that. Especially since a lot of that party has supported laws banning porn and contraceptives. But they are also the party to fight for bills like ending abortions, even though they either paid for or had one.

[@dianap9381]

The other problem she'll have, is that the men she's trying to attract with her diatribe are The same ones who won't support a child who's not theirs. So, if she does end up marrying a conservative traditional man, she will be forced to be a stay-at-home wife who does everything at the home and for the children, while also simultaneously having to come up with money for her child that she already has because he will just say that the child isn't his

[@thehellyousay]

ah, p'raps like the father of her actual child. perhaps getting laid in high school was not the smartest idea after all ...

[@CHIEF_420]

💀

[@jakenitzel2590]

Yeah theater kids never got laid… that’s why we avoid the couch back stage lol😂

[@brandontrammel4581]

If anybody knows anything from like American pie and camp and the crypto nerds in real life etc. that I can promise you the theater, band, science geeks etc. are definitely the main ones getting busy.

[@Saturn_Drawz]

​@@brandontrammel4581 It's a bunch of hormonal teenagers in a large group. What did y'all expect lol

[@twt2718]

@@Saturn_DrawzYup😂…… that’s the reason why I took HomeEc in HS!

[@velaethia6]

Idk about UK but yeah nerds and geeks are 100% sleeping with each other. At least in my generation (zoomers). Media, especially older media seems to imply otherwise but the thing is they tend to sleep with each other not outside of their interest group.

[@owlstead]

@@Saturn_Drawz Doing a show about getting rid of the stigma around sex... So let's remove that and... well they don't need the pie anymore.

[@Djjunior95]

On the topic of the whole “nerds who didn’t get laid in high school”, I always found it so weird how overly interested some adults are about a teenager’s sex life. Like, I’m trynna study for an exam, not worrying about losing my virginity before I hit adulthood.

[@DefaultProphet]

The people who are like “Why are less teenagers having sex???? Bad!” Are weirdos but the people you’re talking about are referencing people when they were also in Highschool not highschoolers rn. Does that make sense?

[@TessellatedHeart]

@@DefaultProphet that's not really better honestly. like yeah it's not weird for teenagers to be thinking about whether or not their peers are having sex, but it is extremely weird for a grown adult to be judging other grown adults based on whether or not they had sex as a teen. Like it just screams "peaked in high school and never matured beyond that point"

[@DefaultProphet]

@@TessellatedHeart it is better in that you’re not speculating about if minors are having sex as an adult.

[@apedanticpeasant1447]

“I’m the victim here!” Wednesday Adams - “All your life”

[@Mx3_18]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@slenderslayer8203]

Oh yeah, I remember that now

[@Amy-oo7mm]

Funniest thing about that (imho): I have never seen that actress in a role where the character wasn't decidedly unenviable. Wednesday Adams was truly prophetic.

[@tedgey4286]

We're talking about the same people that made a hero out of Kyle Rittenhouse just for having killed two people. They have very low standards

[@3baxcb]

A hero they all but ditched and he's supposedly broke.

[@DrElementary]

I couldn't listen to the entire first part because I was too horrifyingly fascinated by what was going in the bowl

[@Insertia_Nameia]

I was busy doing other stuff but did she like, even mix the stuff together?

[@WaylanderX0]

It really looks like she just added the same three things over and over.

[@valolafson6035]

I have to agree with Emma's assessment on this one. There's no way she actually making real food.

[@mark6302]

lol

[@dominomasked]

Spices are like slurs: she doesn’t understand what they’re about, she’s just gonna throw them around on TikTok

[@kelpiekit4002]

Equal opportunity. Even adult women can be edgy teenage boys.

[@2bdaqueen268]

She wants to be “one of the boys” so bad lol

[@stevejones9905]

She is being traditional. The old tradition was racist as hell. That's why the whole "woke" is a thing. We "woke" up to the hate and racism and decided to stop it.

[@PBRStreetgang66]

it is a pity that people who decry the "woke" movement are incapable or unwilling to accept your perfect definition of what it actually means.

[@stevejones9905]

@@PBRStreetgang66 Thanks that's really kind of you.

[@Evan-k]

Well said

[@ritchie6162]

I don’t even know anyone that is considered “woke” that even used that term. The only people I hear talking about “woke” are the people who want to complain about it without being able to define it.

[@amykh7647]

That's a great definition!

[@barneyhall2753]

Maybe if she had hung out with the nerds and theatre kids, she might be able to form a coherent monologue that was remotely believable.

[@YllibD]

Misuse of like does my head in

[@maxderp6588]

Nerds built the world she lives in...

[@frankshailes3205]

Yes hilarious she is broadcasting on the internet...

[@byMidnyt]

I'm sorry, she can talk all she wants about not being interested in money, and looking for a probably abusive asshole for a boyfriend, but I don't believe for a single solitary minute if someone like Zuckerberg or Gates showed an interest in her she'd ignore him.

[@madeincosmos22]

Exactly. Nerds built the social media that she uses to rant. 😂

[@F-I-N-E-R]

Nerds built the houses, plumbing, oil rigs, electrical infrastructure, communications towers, vehicles, etc? I think you meant to say nerds built the electronics people use in their coffee machines and whatnot but let's go with what you said. Who needs research when you can say what you feel and call it a fact?

[@rohdri]

She keeps... reaching for the same ingredients and pretending to add them. It's... horrifying.

[@mugwump242]

If you hadn't pointed it out, I was gonna. How many times must one see her repeatedly dumping more of the same 3 ingredients into a bowl before it becomes obvious that she's not, in reality, cooking anything. A big, phony act. 0 out of 10.

[@rohdri]

@@mugwump242 it's a real shame because literally, all she would've needed is to tear some romaine, toss in some canned tomatoes and whatever else with salt, pepper and a little of that garlic powder, then the olive oil, toss to make a healthy and tasty salad.

[@owlstead]

@@mugwump242 No no, you got that wrong, she's definitely cooking something up. Just not food.

[@alexgage3920]

And doesn’t seem to be able to operate a screw cap properly.

[@rohdri]

@@alexgage3920 I hope she didn't waste olive oil.

[@ghostofabody]

She's not a trad wife, she's a highschool bully who got older

[@Sableagle]

She's saying the nerds she grew up with are making the laws, like Anthony Fauci. He's *three score years older* than her.

[@rolfs2165]

Also, that's the other thing, it (mostly) _isn't_ the people her age who are making the laws (in the US) - it's their parents and grandparents!

[@frankshailes3205]

@@rolfs2165 Boomers.

[@thehellyousay]

@@frankshailes3205 i'd love to still be alive when your generation gets ragged for being the problem by the next generation of much younger very angry people who themselves, have no clue either. remember friends, as you pass by, as you are now, so once was i, as i am now, so you must be, prepare yourself to follow me. -anna lee huber

[@the_last_ballad]

​@@thehellyousay yeah, except my generation didn't grow up or enter adulthood during a time of prosperity, Boomers did and then implemented ideas that maximized short term gains that directly led to the current issues. If we fail to make things better, then sure we'll deserve our criticism, but the boomers aren't being blamed at random, they are being blamed for the actions taken while they were at the wheel.

[@christasimon9716]

@@the_last_ballad "my generation didn't grow up or enter adulthood during a time of prosperity, Boomers did and then implemented ideas that maximized short term gains that directly led to the current issues." In the U.S., every generation since the mid-1800's has implemented policies to try to consolidate power and make things more difficult for subsequent generations. The post-WW2 boom happened to be a hiccup in that process. This current struggle is nothing new.

[@littleghostfilms3012]

She epitomizes the current U.S. culture where saying violent, hot headed things is seen as normal. Never apologize, double down, act bad ass, when really you're just insecure and confused.

[@ivanpetrov5255]

That just sounds weird to the rest of the world.

[@littleghostfilms3012]

@@ivanpetrov5255 It sounds weird to a lot of us here too.

[@AbsurdlyGeeky]

'Murica!

[@TillyOrifice]

It's kind of ironic that these people call themselves conservative. The conservatives I grew up with in the '60s wouldn't have thought much of them. She's cosplaying conservative.

[@trilithon108]

Add a bit of Trumpianism to the ingredients 😅

[@almcdermid9669]

I love you nailed the trad-wife look for this one. Fabulously, in fact. And the puffed sleeves remind me of one of my favorite photos of my mom, taken when she was 18.

[@Aliyah_666]

For real though lol...Emma pulled it off better..😂

[@christophersandford5888]

I wonder whether this woman knows that statistically a husband with a gun is more likely to shoot her than to shoot literally anyone else.

[@dannil9878]

opportunity makes a thief

[@jmrob161]

Did anyone else notice that she used/picked up the garlic powder three different times in that video? She wasn't making shit 😂😂😂

[@ParsonNathaniel]

I would definitely buy a shirt that says "USAlien." I'll own that!

[@aestroai8012]

Me too. I feel pretty alien here!

[@peggylinden8146]

Me, too!! Love USALien! Brilliant!

[@Plibus]

Someone needs to make shirts

[@anteshell]

Ayyy lmaooo!!! ;D

[@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT]

I bet you could buy one off the shelf in a Roswell gift shop.

[@pseudotasuki]

For a "traditional wife", she sure does have a ton of opinions.

[@chrisdurhammusicchannel]

Is she making a garlic powder, black pepper, hot sauce salad???? Ooh, YUM!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisdurhammusicchannel]

Theater Nerds??? So, Emma is making all the laws??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Shadowman4710]

@@chrisdurhammusicchannel Yes. Do you have beef with that?

[@TonySpike]

​@@Shadowman4710 no you have fish 😂

[@LordRenegrade]

Re: Hate speech and freedom of speech - as a Canadian, I have significantly higher freedoms than any American, but hate speech is NOT protected here. So you can ban hate speech AND simultaneously increase overall freedom. It's almost like as if being a hateful bigot *isn't* a prerequisite for a functioning, free society. Shocking, I know!

[@3baxcb]

The term hate speech says it all. Too many Canadian politicians or has-been pundits/commentators chose to misinterpret free speech which is American with freedom of expression which is Canadian. Both countries have laws against hate speech and for good reasons too.

[@Evan-k]

@@LordRenegrade if we could ban hate speech then there wouldn't be any religions for them to cling to

[@Hellzangel115]

​@@3baxcbthe problem is here in america no one does anything about hate speech because its considered free speech especially after trump. The amount of harrassment iv seen some people take. The horrible things said to them and then nothing happens. Because now its considered free speech.

[@TonySpike]

Its the same in britain, or at least it was till the goverment started to lock people up for nasty comments 😂

[@heli0ns]

I (nerdy theater person) love living rent-free in this weird woman's head that I know nothing about and who will never meaningfully impact my life!

[@DraikSpectre]

You didn't need to backtrack on Americans being weird it was a 100% correct observation. Source: I'm American

[@Evan-k]

As an American, we're definitely not the weirdest

[@greghill118]

​@@Evan-kwe have to be in the top two or three come to West Virginia where the poorest people in America votes red Everytime

[@Evan-k]

@@greghill118 politics are for the ignorant masses

[@jeffmacdonald9863]

For a majority of the US population, that whole "Got to be ready to grab a gun and blow away an intruder" thing is weird too. Only a minority of households have guns at all and a smaller minority is that paranoid about it.

[@emmao6578]

​@@greghill118 Sadly that isn't just a thing in the US, you see similar situations playing out here in the UK too and there are a ton of similar examples suggesting this is a worldwide issue

[@bbureau12]

Native USA-lien, I come here for the mockery of my people. It's cathartic.

[@julianadelicato7715]

The personification of “peaked in high school”…

[@HighInfoSource]

Being one of "The Normies" is paramount to conservatives. It's why they are short-circuiting from being called weird, lately. Her choice of a Larry Flynt quote is a stupid choice on her part. He railed against conservatives, especially religious conservatives. Jerry Falwell sued Flynt for naming Falwell Asshole of the Month in print. Where that was published, in Flynt's pornographic magazine Hustler, is another level of weirdness for her using that quote. There's lots to be said unfavoraboe about Flynt and Hustler objectifying women, but he also gave sexual agency to women in his magazines.

[@eric2500]

He was a sleazy profiteer, who later fell in love with one of his stars.

[@johnmesser3278]

USA-lien here. I am a bit older than most here. I enjoy Emma's take on life. The young woman being exposed is toxic as all Hell. JFC

[@rnigma]

As a fellow USAlien, I think Emma is more adorable than these so-called "trad wives."

[@randys4467]

All the hate for theatre kids, coupled with the crap acting screams "I'm mad because I wanted to be an actress but couldn't because I suck at it. So now I act like a PoS on the internet! Please give me the attention I so desperately crave!"

[@3baxcb]

She could have just auditioned for an 'acting' part in a PureFlix movie.

[@DevilRiku48]

As a french dude I'd like to apologize for Renaud Camus' great replacement theory.

[@keksi6844]

You should apologize for Olympics…and being French.

[@DevilRiku48]

@@keksi6844 Let me think about it... 🤔 No.😁

[@custardgannet4836]

Big ups for the Olympics opening ceremony, that Gojira part is legendary.

[@DevilRiku48]

@@custardgannet4836 Ah ça ira ! 🤘

[@dizzylilthing]

​@@keksi6844It's not the French's fault that the Americans can't shoot, why would they have to apologize for the Olympics?

[@Densoro]

Her particular brand of Mean Girl is so bafflingly trapped in ABC Family straight-to-TV films from like 1997???

[@fallenking578]

This makes me want to make satire content where I put increasingly insane stuff into a bowl while saying made up conspiracy theories to see how many people realise it's making fun of trad wives.

[@sarahr8311]

Start with flour etc, use coffee instead of water, make a dough with something slightly odd (like canned peas) in it, add small handfuls of fishtank gravel as you knead, garnish with press on nails in a decorative pattern?

[@extendoduck]

They wouldn't pick it up unless you outright said you were being sarcastic

[@Huginn87OG]

The phrase "pretty on the outside, ugly on the inside" 1000% applies to her.

[@radicallyrethinkingrailwaysina]

Funny but I don't find her pretty in the slightest. One thing I've noticed in the US and the stepford trope comes from this, but conservatives seem to like this sort of appearance

[@thehellyousay]

there's an old Northern Pikes song, "she ain't pretty, she just looks that way" that is appropriately descriptive and accurate to her.

[@DanDanDoe]

Yeah, hate and grift isn’t a good look.

[@thatguyoverthere5788]

💯

[@becketro]

Re her being gone: obviously she found her trad husband and he said no more social media :p

[@nathanyou1899]

Using copious amounts of garlic powder to try and prove you're not secretly a vampire. Classic pick me behaviour.

[@humongousminiatures16scale92]

Yesterday Trump's vice presidential pick JD Vance said in an interview that he told his 7yr old son to shut the hell up about Pikachu and admitted that his son plays Pokemon! yes I'm talking about the couch "lover" guy😮 aka the sectional assaulter

[@CaptIronfoundersson]

Love had nothing to do with that interaction. The couch just couldn't run away.

[@humongousminiatures16scale92]

​@@CaptIronfounderssonlover was used in place of the other word that starts with f and ends in r

[@belgoblax1596]

@@humongousminiatures16scale92 while i'm sure you'll agree with me that we all recognise him for being one, it is generally frowned upon in polite society to accuse someone , without evidence, of being a kiddie fiddler.

[@cassietheenglishteacher]

This actually just makes me so sad for his son. :( my kids like things that annoy the heck out of me, but I still enjoy seeing them excited about things.

[@dangerousdays2052]

@@belgoblax1596 Don't worry, the couch was 18 at the time.

[@jonathanrobst5144]

This really feels like a parody of American "Let's go back to the 1950's!" conservatives.

[@JoshSweetvale]

This is not a true believer. This is a performance. And she's a bad actor :D

[@thehellyousay]

@@JoshSweetvale shoulda taken some theatre classes, i guess ...

[@fepeerreview3150]

I'm so glad I grew up before the internet existed. When I was in high school we all knew a few classmates who were attention whores and would say or do just about anything to get it. It was easy to just ignore them. At best they got the attention of a few dozen people at school. Now, of course, they have a global forum and receive the attention of thousands, even millions. It's rather ghastly. The compensation is that "the internet never forgets," and when they've grown out of this stage, as some will, they will have to live with the embarrassment for life. I wonder how stuff like this affects people's future employment opportunities.

[@TheOwlman]

_I'm so glad I grew up before the internet existed._ More a case of a "social media" FE, I was on the internet long before the youth of today think there was an internet, but they are thinking of the world wide web, and that is something else entirely! Yes, I remember Gopher, I am old.

[@saffral]

99% of people aren't getting any more attention either, if anything it increases the chance that school-age kids will receive more attention attention from the adults in tehir life. Of course this isn't even about kids doing dumb stuff, it's a grown adult doing stupid things instead, and I think all of us have done stupid things as adults too, but most of us don't post them on the internet.

[@Ian_Jules]

When I was a teen, Facebook was new. I used a disc man before i-pods came in. Then smartphones. Having the worldwide web in our pockets was a turning point. It spawned apps that don’t encourage substantial communication.

[@fepeerreview3150]

@@saffral Yes, I guess she's a grown adult. But that's another thing that seems to have changed. It may just be my faulty perception, but I see grown adults acting like what I'd expect from ill behaved high schoolers.

[@TheOwlman]

@@fepeerreview3150 Well it looks like YT doesn't like my replies again... I cannot think why FE!

[@micheal49]

@9:00 -- the underlying assumption "When some guy breaks in". She is, as so many Americans, living in fear that at any random moment in any random place, someone will assault them with deadly intent. They are afraid that at any moment they might get killed. Think about that for a moment. Can you imagine living in a constant state of existential fear? (not angst, not anxiety... abject fear) Tells ya something, doesn't it?

[@DefaultProphet]

It’s why I’m not particularly afraid of conservatives in a civil war type scenario. Those people are afraid to walk around a city if they can’t carry 2 guns and a fake wallet. I talked to somebody on here who was like “Oh my kids and my family all go into the city all the time and they say they love it and it’s not dangerous. I can’t believe my kids let my grand children go on field trips to the city! I KNOW BETTER FROM TV they’re going to get assaulted and robbed and I refuse to go with them!!!!” And like how sad is that? Believing bullshit Nextdoor/Fox News propaganda instead of your own family.

[@twiggledowntown3564]

That's always been super exhausting to think about consistently.

[@Evan-k]

We are constantly in danger, have you seen our government?

[@draig2614]

As a Canadian watching my neighbours to the south, fear seems to be the primary state of being there. It must be exhausting. Alas, our conservative politicians here north of the border are trying to induce fear in us - “Be afraid. Then vote for us, as we are the only ones who can keep you safe.”

[@DefaultProphet]

@@Evan-k 🙄

[@RennRenn85]

Yeah, I don't think she has the charisma to do anything in entertainment media. She kinda has sucky vibes even for a conservative commentator. Also, they want people who talk AROUND the issues they support and not saying the quiet part out loud. She's already a failure.

[@robertjohnson9187]

In their own way mechanics are pretty nerdy. It takes some aptitude to know how a vehicle works and to diagnose a problem.

[@jamesrule1338]

I love it when people forget that there's many types of nerds. That jock guy who loves sports, ask him about all the stats he's memorized. Nerds are everywhere.

[@sarahr8311]

Seriously. My friend who fixed cars in his garage? Knows a shit ton about them and is also super into anime.

[@cobrasys]

NGL, I could barely pay attention to what she was saying because I was completely distracted the "dish" she was making. The ingredients and quantities (and the way she was adding them) aren't just sus, they're fucking wack.

[@aimeepearl693]

If I consider that she's making some sort of huge batch of marinade, my brain can accept that amount of seasonings. Delusion: it works!

[@beannathrach2417]

All I can offer is a million plus home and part of a pension check. But, alas, I have never touched a murder stick and refuse to handle one. I am a wimp who calls the police.

[@alyssapinon9670]

And unless you’re a broke mechanic or surfer dude, she definitely won’t look your way. What a loss 😂

[@MegaFrog]

As soon as an adult compares their current life struggle to highschool cliques, everything makes sense.

[@pleegjepleegje]

8:45 As someone from a gun regulated neighbouring country I fully agree with you Emma! That being said...... .....if I try to think like a gun loving American for a moment I still think this is totally absurd! She is showing us that she has a pair of well functioning hands herself, right? Why does she need a member of the male community to pull the trigger for her? 😅

[@sarahr8311]

Seriously. I live in America, I've used guns before, and while I'm not a great shot it has nothing to do with my gender.

[@JeremyBowkett]

It's an interesting difference between us Canucks and Americans. We have what one could call a gun culture, but it's about hunting or sport-shooting. We don't have gun-worship.

[@jujjuj7676]

Yea its fake cause she ran out of olive oil and never got a new bottle..you ALWAYS get a new bottle..😂

[@Gowrons_Stare]

I always have one in reserve

[@InertiaCreeps]

02:11 Personally, I’m not on TikTok and I seem to not watch all of the “big famous” KZbinrs or something because I never hear about this kind of trash until lovely Emma or one of my other wonderful *ALT* streamers bring it to my attention so thank you Emma, I’m glad you’re bringing this to my (and the rest of your fan club’s) attention

[@arpy4428]

Theater nerds not getting laid doesn't really scan to me. From my experience back in school the theater kids were the most sexually active clique in school, we made out with everybody and smoked tons of pot.

[@kieranpriest9609]

Was it like band camp?

[@arpy4428]

@@kieranpriest9609 This one time at band camp... lol but for real band kids were getting some too especially on the bus rides back from marching band competitions, just nonstop make outs in the back of the bus.

[@extendoduck]

Yeaaaah they kinda just let us hang out in the theater/auditorium with minimal/no supervision to "practice" whenever we wanted... We definitely practiced but it wasn't always for the shows xD

[@GenerationX-WingPodcast]

Im only 10 minutes in... and all I can watch is the fact she went heavy to the garlic THREE times, the pepper TWICE and the bottle of red stuff (hot sauce?) twice! WTF is she making??? Im half expecting eye of newt, the tongue of a snake and frogs breath...

[@annafaulkner9879]

She’s too foul mouthed and opinionated for the trad community. Look what happened to Pearl.

[@maxnicolae8107]

What happened to Pearl?

[@thehellyousay]

did she get a necklace?

[@TheHeavyshadow]

@@maxnicolae8107 Exactly.

[@solarflares2547]

She’s quoting Larry Flint, the Hustler Magazine owning porn capitalist.

[@ToniHinton]

*Flynt

[@irrelevant_noob]

Eh, if the statement (16:25) is quotable then the particulars about who said it don't really matter... But it's still a nice bit of trivia. 👍

[@advictoriams]

But also Larry Flynt was talking about the censorship of Hustler magazine. Not being a racist with dogshit opinions on the internet. It's always so amusing to see "free speech" people misappropriate that quote

[@GreatValueDianaVreeland]

It honestly all reads "I peaked in high school and I cant get over it.".

[@thehellyousay]

can't accept it, more like.

[@danieleyre8913]

Moving beyond high school mode might be beyond her comprehension zone.

[@Travelling_with_my_dog]

Those women seem to be in a competition to be the most vile.

[@DrachenGothik666]

Those clips were all of the _same_ woman, apparently. She wasn't multiple people.

[@thesuperd1971]

Tell me you peaked in high school, without telling me you peaked in high school!

[@alanhyland5697]

You NEED that much pepper to balance all that garlic.

[@dmrr7739]

She’s just going to throw it all in the trash anyway.

[@L_Train]

It's necessary to mask all her bitterness

[@mellow_mallow]

i have a garlic intolerance and I'm pretty sure whatever fucking potion she's cooking up would melt a hole in my stomach lmao

[@ritchie6162]

@@dmrr7739lol my exact thoughts too. She used the same spices and the saracha like twice it’s all for show.

[@Soylent1981]

She seems like a typical insecure bully. I think the appropriate response to bad ideas is to strongly rebuke them and expose them as flawed and then refuse to engage.

[@connoraltier7081]

Her saying theatre kids are ALL loser virgins is so mean! Just because I was a loser virgin theatre kid doesnt mean they all were!

[@thehellyousay]

were you really a loser? think carefully before you answer. you may well be pleasantly surprised ...

[@rambbler]

It's not even the actors who got laid, it's mainly the backstage crew! The actors had too many eyes on them to sneak away.

[@richardbale3278]

I was a professional cook for decades and don't know what this woman is putting together in that kitchen. I would, however, like to make her eat it.

[@mrmr446]

A few years ago this might have gotten her off and started but I don't think her timing is the best trying in the run up to her saviour losing again, I doubt there will be as much money in the grift in a few months. Even more so if she has disappeared from social media. Larry Flint founded Hustler and went to court a couple of times about freedom of expression, played in a bio by Woody Harrelson. Thanks for what you do Emma, on a day when people are going a little crazy around the country it's helpful to be part of this community.

[@rolfs2165]

From what I picked up, she tried to speed-run the process so hard that even major right-wing voices were like "she's just doing it for the grift". You know you've screwed up when other grifters openly call you a grifter.

[@mrmr446]

@@rolfs2165 and single mum trad wife isn't going to go down well with her target audience at a guess

[@pardotkynes1]

I AM a surfer. And you could say I'm a hippy dude in some ways, though I'm not sure anyone beyond my mothers' generation can truly claim that name. But no hippy I have ever heard of would touch that woman. Hippies are about peace and love, not bigotry and hate. And surfers would just find her a buzz kill. And it would be embarrassing to have her sitting sand side watching me surf.

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

The closest she could even get is maybe a libertarian hippy but even that goes against her beliefs

[@davidg4288]

Yeah surfers would accept anyone who wanted to surf. It's all good!

[@JoeyJoe-JoeJrShabadoo]

She's just weird

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

This🤣

[@brianleslie7388]

Im 62 years old, white, straight, male, and usalien 😅 (yep, we're weird as hell, and I will be using that) I'm not creeping at all here, but my choice of a woman that I'd be at all remotely interested in would favor a woman like Emma over that contrivance of a trad wife. Generally, I prefer to have funny, witty and intelligent free thinkers around me.

[@thehellyousay]

weird can be wonderful, yes.

[@eric2500]

Right? same with friends.

[@davidj.thompson]

As per usual, thanks for the content!

[@jrbrad777]

I'm always fascinated how you can talk about these controversial people and i still feel so comfy. Yep I'm the theater/nerdy/music high schooler she hates too. This was perfect for my chocolate cake and wine treat for myself. I really do enjoy your content so much.

[@jimverrocchi2439]

How is a mechanic broke, with what they charge per hour ?

[@Rallarberg]

They spend it all on their 3-5 cars they never get done fixing.

[@YTisDumb]

​@Rallarberg it's true and we like it that way.

[@richtraube2241]

You realize you're describing tRump, except for for the moolah.

[@DamnedSilly]

@@richtraube2241 Ha! Trump can barely hold a pen, much less a tool.

[@thehellyousay]

go ahead and buy the parts yourself, and get back to us on how much less expensively you've repaired your own vehicle, yeah?

[@1EDSEL3]

She grabbed the garlic a third time… a THIRD time! Almost makes it seem self-ironic if it weren‘t for the language.

[@yaoiboilover]

Are we sure it's not salt? Because she seems salty

[@tlalocraingod2205]

Larry flynt was the publisher of Hustler, an early very pornographic magazine that won an important first amendment case against obscenity laws. Woody Harrelson played him in the movie The People vs Larry Flynt.

[@CincyFlight]

Great movie! Probably Woody Harrelson's best.

[@blehbleh8552]

I remember her. You dont have to worry about giving her a spotlight, the far right dropped her from any consideration when they found out that 1) she's a single mother, not very trad wife of her, and 2) her kid is mixed, and they're all about bloodline purity. Her push for far right fame was her downfall. Also, love to hear Zaid's name, I miss him doing the weekly round up on the PDS.

[@cardboard87]

Emma understands the first amendment better than most of my fellow Americans.

[@JamesRichardWiley]

Gaddis talks a steady stream of gibberish when she has has nothing to offer

[@DrachenGothik666]

In some circles, her drivel would be called a Gish Gallop: saying a bunch of semi-related crap as fast as possible, but not ever really saying anything of substance.

[@gooadam]

High school ends between 18-19 depending on your birthday and when you started school. Also, USAliens is pretty apt. We embarrass me a lot.

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

I thought it ends between 17-18? I would’ve been 17 when I graduated (I got a GED instead).

[@gooadam]

@@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 Most school districts won't let you enter 1st grade until you are 7. Sometimes, you can land on a date that allows your parents to petition to get you enrolled approaching 6, but the majority are 6-7. It's locked to your birthday. I went to school with two kids I knew who either skipped a grade or came to school from homeschooling. They were the only 2 I knew who weren't at least 18 by the time they graduated.

[@onceuponamelody]

​@@gooadam I started kindergarten the fall after my fifth birthday, and 1st grade the fall after my sixth... This was in Alaska in the 90s. I graduated in 2008 a few days after my 18th birthday. It would've been a few weeks after, but they changed the school year to start earlier my last year of school. I don't know of anywhere that 1st grade starts at seven. You usually are 6 in 1st grade and turn 7 while there unless you have an early fall birthday before the school year starts but after the cut off date (which depends on when the school year starts in the district you live in). My sister, for example, has a birthday in early August so she was one of the youngest in her class as her birthday was like a week before the cut off date.

[@gooadam]

@@onceuponamelody States have different regulations around the cutoff date. My experience is from all 3 West Coast states and New York... which is basically around 1/4th of the entire US population. And most states use the Texas publishers for standardized textbooks even though the Southern states have their own versions they print. The average age range is graduates who are 18, but that's a swing from a rare 17, and a more rare 19. But the absolute majority of students will turn 18 in their last year of high school from that portion of our population.

[@Evan-k]

17-18 years

[@JONQPiD]

5:53… I spat my drink out… “garlic soup”. 😂

[@orenji196]

I’m someone who’s not extremely left or right leaning or identifies strongly with either political side of the spectrum BUT I know a desperate grifter when I see one. I don’t think she necessarily believes half the bile she spews, which is almost MORE embarrassing. This is the most pathetic display at grabbing attention and earning the approval of a group of people I’ve ever seen. I don’t know if mommy and daddy didnt love her enough growing up but she’s clearly desperate to earn someone’s love and attention.

[@Wolfgare-mc4pr]

I think she want to become the next Mary Taylor Green ?

[@theresadenice2036]

Or the next Tomi Lahren.

[@g.anthonybenjamin281]

*Marjorie

[@philurbaniak1811]

👍👍 so her type is "Chill Hippie Guys who go to bed each night just giddy with all the excitement of a kid on Christmas eve, all starry eyed at the thought of waking up at the crack of dawn and murdering a total stranger" and she's _still single_ 😆? Thank god I'm so incompetent, I knew it would come in handy eventually 😃!

[@cymcyms]

I never comment on KZbin, but I had to rush here to tell you, that blouse is absolutely perfect. Love your videos and genuinely joyful demeanor. Thank you for being such a wonderful bright spot in this sea of dark and aggressively negative discourse. 🥂

[@PerplexedVet]

How many times is she going to grab and add garlic? Shes rotating the same ingredients over and over. Her 'Trad' husband better have an iron cauldron for a stomach.

[@Sidorio]

Lets talk about how heckin stylish Emma’s shirt is

[@DrachenGothik666]

I like the shirt, but it bothers me that the bunnies are all upside down. Couldn't the manufacturer have cut the fabric so the rabbits were right side up?

[@greenwizardneedsfood8852]

As someone from the U.S. i absolutely love the term 'U.S.Aliens'

[@nonna_sof5889]

She's kind of like what I'm imagine an actor in an all newbie, community theater, production of "Springtime For Hitler" would be like.

[@earlgrey4976]

god, im starting to be more and more embarrassed to be american.

[@VerunCurio]

"If you haven't heard about her, congratulations. I'm about to ruin that for you." I'm not entirely sure what I've signed up for but now I'm committed to seeing it through.

[@ValerieTheBat]

Off Topic, but is Emma Thorne my transition goals?

[@rahuhe4102]

Based

[@suavevalen]

How can anyone be this funny and adorable? Thank you for making me giggle.

[@rowanrobbins]

In the US, "Free Speech" only means that the Government cannot prevent private citizens from saying what they want, it does not prevent privately owned companies from doing that. That is why social media platforms can have Terms of Service limiting what you can say on their platform. They have the right to block you if you violate their rules. And there are always consequences to free speech.

[@tomtomtom7200]

Another brilliant episode!

[@fabdragon2071]

When she went to the Turning Point Convention and called them all weird, I knew she was screwed.

[@kukisanban2994]

"US Alien" here, I love this title and I will never go by anything else!

[@JoshSweetvale]

You know how this goes. Every time her name is spoken she grows taller by 1% If we just keep speaking her name she'll pass out from lack of oxygen.

[@cdleachxiii]

USAliens is my new favorite way to refer to us! Thank you for that!