Warhammer 40k Inquisitor Martyr Gameplay on Xbox One: VICTORY LASER! ⚡(Sponsored Content)

[@jamesscoggin860]

1:20: "Are they into your religion?" "They all are or I kill them." I've never heard a more concise summary of the inquisition in Warhammer 40k in my life. Kudos to you Jane and to the immortal God-Emperor!

[@rhynlock11]

to be fair that's the main mantra for pretty much all religions throughout history

[@nathandestler1309]

"What if a spaceship and a cathedral had a baby, but that baby was evil?" Welcome to Warhammer 40k. That's basically the setting in a nutshell.

[@yuyuyu25]

And that cathedral ship doesn't just look evil, it literally is evil!

[@cedrickulacz8468]

@@yuyuyu25 which may be fighting something even MORE evil.

[@alexhndr]

Says some innocent looking living doll who turned out to be *_E V I L_*

[@inquisitorsteve1429]

HERETICT

[@WildfireMagni]

Also, everything is terrible forever.

[@andymcp4752]

Pretty rude of you to kill so many enemies, it took someone ages to hand paint each of those.. That's how WarHammer works right?

[@Banquet42]

[@Suvankar_Adhikary]

+Banquet42 Hammer Dad?

[@therealcouchpotato9560]

It’s not rude if there heretics.

[@Banquet42]

Ash - paintbrush in once hand, actual Warhammer in the other ' GET TO BED!!!'

[@marhawkman303]

Well, one of the enemy things was a "Nurgling" so it's safe to guess which chaos deity they worship.

[@Wyrmaster19]

I love that 40k solved the "space travel takes forever" problem by deciding that if you drive through hell you can bypass that really bad space-intersection where traffic is screwy because they put in a new space-Starbucks

[@callumdonington2227]

Damn you, I was going to make this exact (almost) comment.

[@callumdonington2227]

Warhammer 40K lore is so beautifully insane.

[@CorvusCorone68]

i watched a video once that compared FTL in various sci-fi settings, and WH40K was rated both fastest and slowest, cuz you can arrive before you leave and arrive way way too long after you left, if at all

[@ThinEndOfTheSWedge]

“We killed you. That’s the most hurt you can be.” Andy proving he lacks the imagination to truly be a member of the Emperor’s Holy Inquisition.

[@marhawkman303]

This is true of the interrogators anyways. They make heretics beg for death before allowing them to commit suicide. Other inquisitors may not have the training for torture.

[@John_Smith.]

Interrogator is often a step before full fledged Inquisitor. Plus, they can always hire a torturer.

[@marhawkman303]

good point, there's no reason to believe Andy would be working alone.

[@NathanWeeks]

Jane to Andy: "Don't decorate your main room with skulls! Keep them in the murder-basement like a normal person!"

[@BeetleTaxes]

Lawful Evil Neutral Evil Chaotic Evil Stylish Evil

[@bersley]

Soldier 1: Are we the bad guys? Soldier 2: The floor is decorated with skulls! What do you think?

[@Hudson316]

In 40k, that's the secret... everyone's the baddies.

[@patrickmccurry1563]

We're in to comparative anatomy?

[@grooorglaserdeth8823]

But what about the Tau? They just want their greater good... by any means necessary, but that doesn't make them baddies, now does it?

[@marhawkman303]

the Tau are filthy Xenos. Occasionally if they sacrifice themselves in the name of the holy Emperor some will be spared from cleansing.

[@grayfulbester]

everyone in 40k is evil, thats why you should have fun being evil, join slannesh, he/she has the best evil partys

[@Canadian_Zac]

Andy: I think hiding in cover is Heresy. *remembers all his Hitman plays* *Raises Bolt Pistol*

[@jocosesonata]

Really now? *Kharn The Betrayer* suddenly cares about Heresy?! You should've cared about that before turning away from the Emperor's light!

[@preciousrogue1833]

"The bad guys are all into chaos, I'm obviously into the opposite of that" Jane says, while firing a shoulder cannon at everything that moves

[@the_dropbear4392]

Yes but purging chaos is the duty of every good soul under the emperors grace

[@themodelrailwayman5470]

You really don't know the Imperium if you think thats chaotic😂😂😂 no worries I'm messing wit ya

[@preciousrogue1833]

@@themodelrailwayman5470 😂 fair point

[@UndeadFangtooth]

Chaos in the sense of not the concept, but the actual manifestation, demons and monsters in this game are "chaos"

[@themodelrailwayman5470]

@@UndeadFangtooth I know, but its fun to take the piss

[@yorkshirepuddin_]

'And now i must survive the coming onslaught of feral heretics' is my pre-work mantra

[@grooorglaserdeth8823]

Only pre-work? What are you, a heretic? You better start chanting "Love the Emperor for He is the salvation of mankind Obey His words for He will lead you into the light of the future Heed His wisdom for He will protect you from evil Whisper His prayers with devotion, for they will save your soul Honour His servants, for they speak in His voice Tremble before His majesty, for we all walk in His immortal shadow" lest you want to be purged!

[@jyjy111]

Jane: “I’m into the opposite of Chaos” Everyone else: “Really?

[@Hudson316]

Yeah... Order. Order and structure under the rule of Empress Jane, of course.

[@patrickmccurry1563]

Planetary dictators do like order... their order.

[@grooorglaserdeth8823]

God Empress Jane sounds good to me. Wait... THAT is why she need her orbital death laser! It all makes sense now! Anyhoo, count me in as an Adeptra Sororita. PURGE THE HERETICS!!!

[@marhawkman303]

Order isn't necessarily GOOD. It just means that Jane is lawful evil. :p

[@NisansaDdS]

If you look at other mythologies, you'll see the same pattern. Jedi are agents of free will, hence chaos. The empire was authoritarian, hence, order. Assassins are agents of chaos. The Templars are trying to install order to human civilisation. Andrew Ryan's vision ended in chaos. Jack installs a modicum of order. So on and so forth.

[@AddEndless]

"Oh my God, they're cannibals!" Litteraly 30 seconds later, after burning a dude with the laser "-Mmh, he's caramelized now -I'm hungry..."

[@jetpackcthulhu]

It's fun seeing the OX crews personalities in this Grimdark universe. It blends well.

[@N0-1_H3r3]

As any fan of 40k knows, Event Horizon is basically early Warp travel. The main difference is that, in 40k, spaceships *deliberately* enter hell as a shortcut to your intended destination.

[@jocosesonata]

Just shows how insane the 40k universe is.

[@maxpower3990]

They do have Gellar fields that mostly protect you from legions of demons. Mostly.

[@LordBloodraven]

Space Shotgun Space Grenades Space Lasers I don't know why, but when Jane adds the adjective 'Space' to any noun, it is instantly cool.

[@jocosesonata]

Space Dab.

[@williamw2529]

This was a fun play through. Also that one bit at 13:00 J: "where's the harbor master?" A: "at the harbor. Lol

[@connortee9755]

Captain: if I help, will you clear my name? Jane & Andy: of course we will! Inquisitor: I seriously doubt it.

[@jamesshank1248]

There is a theory among the people who live in the area where the Event Horizon and Warhammer 40K fandoms intersect that Event Horizon is a sort of prequel to Warhammer 40K. Pretty sure it isn't, but you can definitely see how you could use it as one for your own group's story.

[@CaitlinRC]

An evil Cathedral Spaceship baby? Did you mean: The Normandy and their lord and saviour Renegade Shepard.

[@inquisitorsteve1429]

HERESY

[@marhawkman303]

Yes, the Normandy is Xeno trash with a crew of filthy Xenos! Exterminatus is the only acceptable solution.

[@RayLumos]

Jane needs her own Warhammer 40k movie, where she stars as the lead character as one of the Adeptus Sororitas, it would be Honorable and for the Glory of the Emperor of Mankind. .... also fun to watch.

[@marhawkman303]

Heh, well... in the official lore the Horus Heresy came about because the leader(Horus) of one of the Space Marine chapters tried to kill the Emperor. You could have Jane as the leader of a space marine chapter. There's only so many of them but not all of them are named or described in the official lore. All of the space marine leaders(Primarchs) are modified clones of the Emperor. Maybe in Jane's case the modification was gender?

[@John_Smith.]

Nah, Jane works better as an Inquisitor. Cold, calculating, and it doesn't break the lore.

[@RayLumos]

I agree, and if I don't get this wrong aren't the sororitas sisters some form or even the left hand of the inquisition? I had the codex once but that's sadly ages ago.. 😔

[@ashtherion]

The Adeptas Sororitas are the Chamber Militant of the Ecclesiarchy (i.e. they're the Church's army), and have somewhat close ties with the Ordo Hereticus branch of the Inquisition, which focuses on dealing with heresy, and therefore finds a lot of utility in a bunch of religious nutjobs whose devotion to the God-Emperor is only surpassed by the amount of flamethrowers they have.

[@RayLumos]

i knew i remembered a lot of Flamethrowers and Melters xD pretty much everyone had one and since jane likes to set things on fire, perfect :P

[@Canadian_Zac]

"They follow my religion or i kill them" Yep pretty much 40k. However, have i told you about my religion? Collecting Skulls for Khorne.

[@the_dropbear4392]

When life gives you lemons BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

[@phocr0n]

Butter for the PopKhorne!

[@justright8547]

I like Kharn, he’s a pretty sound bloke

[@inquisitorsteve1429]

burn in HOLY FIRE!!!!

[@killtholicism]

But I prefer Papa Nurgle...

[@WhiteWolf-ho4yx]

Andy: hiding in cover is Heresy Andy would make a good inquisitor, he’s got the basics down.

[@antiklausprime]

in the light of knowing how "patiently" jane plays her character in D&D, i don't think she would be a very mercyful inquisitor. meaning: perfect for the job ;)

[@themodelrailwayman5470]

GUYS! COULD WE PLEASE HAVE SOME WARHAMMER 40000 TABLETOP CONTENT, LIKE YOUR AMAZING D&D SERIES? PLEASE?

[@grooorglaserdeth8823]

How long do you want these videos to be? 6 hours?

[@themodelrailwayman5470]

@@grooorglaserdeth8823 split each game into parts, or just play Kill Team, or possibly that new 40K RPG that should be coming out soon

[@l0stndamned]

Kill team could work. There's also a new 40K rpg out (no idea if it's any good)

[@themodelrailwayman5470]

@@l0stndamned its called Wrath and Glory isnt it?

[@justright8547]

@@themodelrailwayman5470 yeah, it's not out quite yet tho...

[@VelcroYuppie]

Skulls and owls. Do we want to know any more than that, about Andy's house?

[@i_heart_caligula6204]

Don't forget the horror movie wallpaper. He really has a theme going.

[@marhawkman303]

No, his home was built by a servant of Tzeench using a few choice fragments of the Warp.

[@desmofan1864]

For some reason I feel Jane would make an excellent Inquisitor.

[@iwannabluepartyhat]

Part of me is upset I didnt find oxbox and oxtra sooner but the rest of me is glad because there's plenty to binge watch😁

[@adawb9520]

Jane: "Don't put a massive skull in the floor." Me: 'I doubt Jane would say anything like that! She probably encouraged Andy to put that skull there!"

[@RegGuyRyan]

the perfect Inquisitor, Andy Farrant. He already has the skulls and a large populous that practically worship him.

[@marhawkman303]

You don't want people to worship your inquisitor. That's more of a priest thing.

[@leonardooliveira843]

Why are you watching this video? This video is temporary but war.....war is eternal.

[@elenamiissvanguard4851]

The only reason Jane would say that Andy shouldn't put skulls in the lobby of his house/apartment is because she wanted to do it first.

[@alittletea9310]

Grenades and loot. Glad to see Jane has her priorities in order :)

[@dylandatta834]

Jane: I got a new autogun! Outa my way, scrubs! Who uses autoguns? Hive world gangers like on Necromunda, rebels and heretics! The Imperial guard use the very-bad-at-shooting-things laser gun. I mean flashlight. I mean sacred lasgun. Conclusion?: Jane is a heretic.

[@John_Smith.]

Inquisitors use whatever they want, and to question their weapons is HERESY! Unless you're also a member of the Inquisition.

[@TheJarric]

imperial army and hive pdf uses autoguns too

[@John_Smith.]

The various PDFs aren't really military though. They're just a bunch of idiots who the Planetary Government got to agree to die first in any invasion.

[@TheJarric]

pdf is military from them guard get recruited to fight off world

[@John_Smith.]

Not always. The PDF is simply a force to hold off invasion, and while it's true that Guard regiments can be drawn from them, it's equally possible for them to be drawn straight from the populace, or indeed, not taken from a planet at all. The Imperium is large, and no one policy holds true across its entirety.

[@beholdnonsense5100]

Ok, goth space adventures. I'm cool with that.

[@theSpartan187]

imagine Doom but on every drug imaginable and times that by 40,000

[@CassBlackflame]

This game is what you obtain when you mix up Andy's Space Architecture and Mike passion for explosions.

[@Omnisprime]

In this video: Heresy ✔️ Grenades ✔️ Shoulder missiles ✔️

[@naviward]

"Fat loots" - I believe the Inquisition call it "His most holy requisition"

[@catchherinthelie]

When in a space war with heretics, always remember the classic story of Cain and ABL (Always Be Lasering)

[@nguyenhuuvinh2971]

Just remember guys, if we don't stop making fun of the American Space Force now, there won't be a space Inquisitor to protect us from the evil force of Chaos in the future. God bless the Space Force!!!

[@sevlow4035]

Nah the emperor read his clock wrong and came 29000 years early and is just trying to do what he can atm he'll return to build a wall of space marines

[@LocalHeretic-ck1kd]

I have a feeling that Jane could live in Warhammer 40k universe. And that she would do juuust fine. She has skills, survival instincts and moral code ( shoot everything that moves! ). She could be even real inquisitor. PS: "Jane away!" cool quote

[@ayanhaider303]

Jane please, we insist that you do not need to activate the Victory Laser every single time you successfully do something.

[@i_heart_caligula6204]

That attitude is a good way to get yourself victory lasered

[@twatts45]

I demand more victory laser

[@yt_Ajay_]

Imagine if The Division looked like this. Walking around snowy New York from this perspective.

[@KamranKhan-im2jy]

Worshipping the emperor? That’s a heresy. Not worshiping the emperor? That’s a heresy. Worshiping chaos gods? Oh you best believe that’s a heresy.

[@patdo777]

The giant skull grew on Jane, what a surprise.

[@son1new]

I can't help but imagine Jane as Zim while watching this vid.

[@l0stndamned]

Yes Jane, that is indeed the nature of 40K. Doesn't look like there's much variety of enemies yet, and the orgyns about-to-charge warning seems to take ages.

[@Paladin585]

YUSSS! Warhammer 40K game! I've been waiting for this one. The Warhammer 40K universe is so freaking awesome!

[@Soldier18-12-1]

Of course Andy has the same interior decor as the devil and of course Jane Likes the design Her D&D character worships Cthulhu the destroyer of worlds

[@ChangelingLady]

'Too blessed to be stressed' should be the motto of every religion, honestly.

[@chrisgodfrey2685]

So Jane likes the dark spooky scull motif, who could have guessed?

[@hunniemaxandtheirhumantoo3351]

A back tabard also known as a cloak :P

[@MrDudeshutup123]

I'm sure this is how the war between Jane's cyborg army and the planet Andy starts.

[@marhawkman303]

perhaps exposure to the dark energies of the warp is what turned Andy into a planet?

[@kerryelvin9535]

Who needs intact ear drums when you can have warheads on your shoulders

[@lukevasquez834]

Loving the warhammer content also I am noticing a distinct lack of die heretics and for the emperor

[@adawb9520]

Just a normal Saturday afternoon for Jane

[@thewin9459]

Skulls are the best decorations for the house, don't let no one judge ya for it Andy.

[@happyhatebot]

Hah. I appreciate the Miss Deeds ref. Cheers, Jane.

[@aguyontheinternet4526]

outsidexbox "kill the heretics" me*is a khornenite* "well shit"

[@girass]

21:53 happy air-conditioner

[@aikan7457]

But hiding in cover is the "Shepherd Strategy"!

[@a.t.t.g8359]

Imagine in the future, Warhammer 40k AT 40k, The Emperor approves!!!

[@stormzx9389]

The guys who are with you are called the Tempestus Scions, special forces infantry of The Inquisition.

[@peterjones9010]

We've had a few D and D session on the channel, which were awesome. Would be great to see you guys having a tabletop session on the channel, pretty please.

[@wesleyfravel5149]

FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@ninthundertow]

Some 40k. Fucking god damn right. Hell yea.

[@Monkeyshaman]

Now we know how Janeway got her name.

[@gemma2275]

At first, I thought that this giant skull was suppose to grow into cemetary soil but now that I see it dramatically displayed on the floor I know that it was actually destined to grow on me. So cutting spine. Now that I have it, people will quit saying my hallway is too marrow, at last.

[@nicholascross3557]

God Emperor's Witnesses. They don't just knock.

[@lizardofoz4954]

Jane: "I said, don't put a giant skull in the floor." Impostor alert! Who's that, and what has she done with Jane?

[@marhawkman303]

Don't be silly. Jane prefers to mount skulls on shelves. Also, calling her an imposter is a good way to arouse the attentions of the inquisition.

[@TowkayCC]

Outside Xbox is gold

[@SirRavix]

*insert Marvel vs Capcom shoulder cannon sound clip here*

[@michiev]

"The bad guys are into chaos, I'm the opposite of that" Nice try Jane, we've all seen you play Hitman.

[@zulubunsen9067]

Now I regret it a bit more that I didn't get the community manager job at the developers a few years back. I could have been the one to help with this video :\

[@BeetleTaxes]

Well, cleanliness is close to godliness

[@darthstarkiller6605]

I shall purge any who commit heresy toward our god empress Jane

[@daDuke42]

I was expecting Jane to be on the side of chaos

[@thegatek33p3r3]

@outsidexbox From the sound of it Andy knows a bit about 40K lore. Are you guys into Warhammer as well as D&D?

[@trusarmor4957]

who knew Jane would like a Flat covered in skulls? Me thats who! and look at me using British slang for Apartment. 'i'm a right Matey', yeah, ya welcome!

[@darkamora5123]

@@roetchen American english unlike British english does not use the term flat to define that type of residence so it is not slang it is a formal term. The OED has that as a secondary definition for flat in the UK and it'snot listed as informal, so really not slang for you either. However, the term is actually originally an American one. That type of housing originated in Paris in the middle of the 19th century, and shortly (1850) in Boston the first purpose built apartments in the US were advertised as "French flats". So to quote so many Brits who claim their version of aluminum (aluminium) is correct because that's what Sir Humphry Davy called it (it's not, he named it aluminum), we named them so we get to decide the official term, thanks so much for playing.

[@rhynlock11]

Jane: "I told you don't put a giant skull on the floor..." But then it grew on me" I think Andy should remodel the OXBOX studio

[@chloesilverwolf739]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[@Pepe-ek8cw]

Andy, can you please show us how to do the 'Shotgun Shuffle' on Show of the Week?

[@fishfresh4538]

Jane would also decorate with skulls but sadly is to busy crushing them :/

[@Finsternis..]

This Inquisitor apparently does not partake in the noblest form of combat, which is melee. He shall be branded a coward and a fool.

[@turtleofpride4572]

*Head butts Exterminatus button*

[@TornaitSuperBird]

Turtle ofPride EXTERMINATUS!

[@Philadoxical]

*Nurgle* One of the greater Chaos gods and supreme evils... *Chaos forces* Have wiped out the majority of the initial recon force... *Jane* Not impressed. *Nurgle* Reconsiders his plans for galaxy wide domination after meeting Jane and begins to re-think his life choices. Moments later, Jane has also reconsidered her policy on survivors. The last thing we hear is Nurgle softly weeping in the darkness of a locked room as Jane knocks on the door...

[@addzl6149]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!! PURGE THE HERTICS!!!! SLAY ALL THOSE WHOM ARE NOT THE SAME AS US EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT RASICM?? DECLARE HOLY WAR ON EVERYONE FOR THE EMPEROR!???????

[@myaldeade]

Cover is only heresy for the terminators of the space marines

[@grooorglaserdeth8823]

And what are the achievements of your fragile Imperium? It is a corpse rotting slowly from within while maggots writhe in its belly. It was built with the toil of heroes and giants, and now it is inhabited by frightened weaklings to whom the glories of those times are half-forgotten legends. DEATH TO THE CORPSE-EMPOROR!!!

[@jocosesonata]

Nurgle; a supernatural garbage bag! Khorne; A paraplegic sociopath! Tzeentch; an indecisive mollusk! Slaanesh; never went to rehab! ~Decius from *If The Emperor Had a Text-To-Speach Device.

[@marhawkman303]

Those are some pretty succinct summaries of the Chaos gods.

[@jocosesonata]

It's from the If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Short 4: Decius breaks the News. Also, thanks for teaching me a new word. Succinct. Who knew such a word exists.

[@grooorglaserdeth8823]

@@jocosesonata Hey, at least there is a chance that Tzeentch tells you want you want to know, unlike the corpse emporor who tried to hide Chaos from everyone but failed miserably

[@jocosesonata]

I'm not saying I'd ever join chaos, like ever. Totally not! Like, if some Inquisitor that just happens to listen to me right now, I will have you know that I will never ever join chaos. Praise the Emperor, my devotion for him is only rivaled by my loathing of any filthy chaos heretic. But! If I were to join chaos, hypothetically saying, which is to say I will never joining chaos, but if I were, I would totally, and totally would not join chaos, I would either worship Slaanesh or Khorne. Just saying, hypothetically! Which is to say totally will never be real! Let the galaxy know that I would *never* join chaos, but if I *were* to join chaos, it would be Slaanesh or Khorne. Hypothetically speaking! And I would just like to point out that I vehemently hate chaos, just so you know, and I fervently love love love the God-Emperor of Mankind, *PRAISE THE EMPEROR! DEATH TO HERETICS!* But, just saying, that if by some very very very unlikely, downright impossible, and absurd reason that I do join chaos, which is never, it would be Slaanesh or Khorne. Okay? It'll never happen! But if it did, which is impossible times forever, but if it *did* happen! That I would join chaos, which is like, not ever, at no time, not at any time, not once; literary never, not at all, certainly not, not for a moment, under no circumstances, on no account, no way, not on your life, not in a million billion trillion sextillion octillion years that I would ever join chaos! *But* if I did! It would be Slaanesh or Khorne. Praise the Emperor! Death to all Chaos fiends.

[@ChangelingLady]

Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior The God Emperor?

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

With reference to the propaganda challenge from Saturday -I'm going to say that miss Douglas was pleased to subject her new shotgun to a test firing. Yep, works a treat.

[@justright8547]

Surprised Jane isn’t a daemon princ(ess)e of Khorne by now...

[@marhawkman303]

She's more likely to be into Tzeench I think. Wait, no you're right. Tzeench cultists don't take such glee in brute-forcing problems. Andy though, totally a Tzeench cultist. Mike would make a good Nurgle cultist, or Khorne. both love creating indiscriminate destruction.... though Nurgle doesn't incinerate things. He spreads corruption. So instead of killing you Nurgle cultists may simply incapacitate you with a disease and decorate their temple with your half-living body. Then there's Slaanesh. Slaanesh cultists are the ones whose choice of attire makes bikinis seem modest.

[@homelessmexican410]

How to make evil babies not scary Make them stylish evil babies

[@tuyrh333l.t5]

next inquisitor: countess doughless the purer. class: orbital laser history: ms. Douglass always was special. her memory allowed her to remember the code and use it to her advantage. she joined the inquisition so she could keep using people through the dominant religion. end goal: the destruction of spiders. hair and eyes: glowing white. gear: regal blue cape, white crown, and physics gadgets. mental assessment: undetermined ) nemesis: mike the hothead, head of the cult of explosions(their motto is - all will go mike favorite quate : this space is not realistic!!!

[@patrikhjorth3291]

There is no problem so complicated that it can't be solved with orbital lasers.

[@mattd3224]

Maybe if you didn’t skip lunch after Show of the Week every week you wouldn’t be hungry!

[@russchesley]

The settings seems a lot like Alien 3s setting was supposed to be

[@X3._.n3]

FOR SPACE SIGMAR!!!!

[@joshuawilford7276]

Can we get more videos where Jane is an Inquisitor type?

[@paulmiller2231]

Great game. Having a great time with this! 😉 👍

[@lukekelly4091]

For the emperor!!! And the Khan!..