Warhammer Lore! Chaos Dwarf Bull Centaurs!

[@sonofangron2969]

*Dawi-Zar:* "What's happening up there?" *Dark Elf:* "Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to fetch you a box?"

[@LMoftheCoast]

*hacks the legs off the Dark Elf* Got more smart ass comments inside ya now then Stumpy? Now shut up while I stand on yer head ta see over the battlements!

[@eldavid8774]

Dark elf horrifically tortures a person to death* Dawi-zar: that only counts as one!

[@fumarc4501]

I now want to see a Dark Elf and a Chaos Dwarf tang team of Legendary Lords.

[@Marinealver]

Don't you all mean Druchi? Dark Elves no longer exist after the great fire upon announcement of Age of Shitemar

[@Hg-1-13]

@Itachirevived >i play AoS It's like buying an EA game and actually playing it. Why would you do that to yourself?

[@Solid_Snake427]

By sigmar!! Its been 4 years since we got chaos dwarf lore! Arch you magnificent bastard!!!

[@thedankgutter2293]

Solid_Snake427 snake?, snaakee? SNAAAAAKKEEE?!?!o.O

[@mateerdos1664]

@@thedankgutter2293 budgers, budgers, budgers.. *-*

[@thedankgutter2293]

Máté Erdős I was referencing metal gear solid on ps1.. xD

[@zerobravo17]

Chaos Dwarfs? Don't you mean Chaos squa- *Gets dragged away by an Inquisitor*

[@jesuschristconquers]

*Angry Inquisitor Noises*

[@Screamingmanta]

Squats are canon again.

[@kajkaj2705]

Erhart WHAT!

[@moriskurth628]

@@kajkaj2705 Yeah, there are at least two models for Necromunda.

[@kajkaj2705]

Moris Kurth yes inqusitor this comment section we need a EXTERMINATUS

[@shmee123ful]

Chaos Dwarfs are a highly religious people: Lorgar approves

[@jaceross7648]

wrong god tho lorgar burns

[@Marinealver]

@@jaceross7648 so that's why there are no chaos squats.

[@jaceross7648]

@@Marinealver welp let's go for a rousing game of blame lorgar I guess XD

[@scbane]

I am a huge fan of Luetin09's practical, straightforward presentation of 40k lore. But I do so love Arch's turn of phrase, theories, and digressions. Pretty sure they now need to duel so I can just goddamn pick one to fall asleep to!

[@strafe155]

The chaos Dwarf's are tied with the Skaven and the fimir as my favorite race in fantasy. They are lovely little creatures

[@fumarc4501]

I hope Bridge Lord makes a Fimir video. They’re very Lovecraftian, straight up deep ones level grim dark.

[@strafe155]

@@fumarc4501Same here, the Fimir were the race that worshiped Chaos before it was cool, and I really wish that they would be brought back as a proper faction, no matter how unlikely it is

[@fumarc4501]

@Primarch Sanguinius them or some other underwater faction that can pop up to attack coasts and such. Not those sea elves, but maybe different types of Fimir. Squid faces and such. CA has a lot of creative license.

[@strafe155]

@The God EmperorDad, you're Alive! Now all we need to do is bring back Ferrus Manus and Malcador, and we'll be set to go full 30th millennium on Abaddon and the traitor legions collective asses

[@robertnelson9599]

Ah yes, the Men-fish. The better version of those elves from AOS.

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

"Bigger Faster, Stronger Too he's the first member of the Chaos Dwarf Crew!

[@corbinjuarez3743]

HOOA! C-D; Chaos-Dwarves!

[@omegawilliam95s36]

C-D! Hassut’s sons are here!

[@ArchYouTube]

I have been informed of a sliiiiight error on the merch! Exited-Gassmask Noises! in this i am blameless! i had a former communist make that and you know how education was like over there, nevertheless! i shall have it altered ASAP so i suggest holding of on getting one until later. i guess you could consider the wrong spell one a “limited edition” XD UPDATE: There! all better now, may take a few more minutes for the update but it should all be done

[@bonbon7808]

Holding off*

[@MasterKayAce]

I partially responsible for "limited edition"

[@TeutonicKnight92]

Chaos Dwarf: NO HAT SHALL BE GREATER THAN MINE!!!

[@havefuntazarasu5367]

MY PRECIOUS

[@be1394]

Taps dwarf on shoulder and points to Nagash

[@SlotterOtter]

i see chaos is once again at the centaur of your content. I'll see myself out

[@metallicaman4able]

*BLAM*

[@loremasterlizard2839]

Facepalm

[@nightlock826]

*endtimes approaches*

[@raypass1355]

That centaur pun was bull shit

[@barryward2128]

Ba dum tiss

[@ZGuy0fSci]

*"Like Pokemon, but with more burning corpses..."* Best Quote Ever?

[@yaksas04]

Needs to be on a t-shirt

[@Nergling]

How could GW ditch this fabulous army?

[@robertnelson9599]

Same reason they decided to kill off this world right before Creation be Assembly made an awesome game trilogy for it.

[@DackJaniels51111]

​@@robertnelson9599 sheer stupidity? Gw has been run like a shit show my entire life.

[@LameMule]

All blessings heaped upon the Uzkul-Dhrazh-Zharr. The Dawi-Zharr are supreme.

[@gloth]

"kinda like pokemon... just with more burning corpses" that description almost made me fall of my chair from laughter

[@Marinealver]

Still want Cathy, Nippon, Ind, Albion, Firmir, Araby, and Amazons to make an appearance in Warhammer Total War.

[@mattisnoren484]

Fimir are in atleast.

[@Sara3346]

Well you got Firmir and Cathay, and in a limited fashion Albion isn't that great?

[@dillonkillen6044]

"Almost like they were intelligently designed" Atheist go mad

[@aitchisondaniel]

Just because those Chaos Gods exist, doesn't mean we have to believe that they do.

[@Self-replicating_whatnot]

Atheists don't have a problem with gods existing, they have problem with people claiming that they do when there's nothing to indicate so. Show me a Bull Centaur and i'll believe in Hashut, and thus no longer be an atheist.

[@tylermcwilliams3036]

@@Self-replicating_whatnot my fucking god, imagine being this much of a sperg lmfao

[@charlottewalnut3118]

@@aitchisondaniel I mean you go ahead and tell them they don’t exist they’re going to turn you in the chaos spawn but you Gotta do it

[@charlottewalnut3118]

@@Self-replicating_whatnot hey what’s up neck beard

[@captainteutonica5474]

Remember the favored bloodthirster that got so pissy, he dcided to try taking on Khorne himself while the afore mentioned was apparently distracted? It's said Khorne dragged him to the top of his brass tower and ripped him into two, taking his reason and casting it out into the immaterium. Then choking the rage and uncontrolled bloodlust out a bit repeated the process in the exact opposite direction (I'm assuming that's worse when done by a god and actually in the warp). Before creating a new favored bloodthirster. Which he swiftly followed up with a decree that the two (who rightfully hate eachother) should never meet in combat... insert bs reason, about the individual slaughter being more important than the trully epic fight they'd give him together, here. Maybe that's Hashut's origin story and he was Skarbrand's reason cast out and landing in the warhammer world. Would explain the flying bulls being so damned vexed, if they are truly Hasut's "blessed". Just a hypothosis you got me on once I'd read Skarbrand's lore after years ago watching the chaos dwarves lore video. Still a fav. Thx 4 the hard work.

[@mina7572]

*"THE PROPHETS OF GREAT HASHUT FORETELL THAT VICTORY WILL BE OURS TODAY"* About the models though, while the new ones are more realistic they do lose all that culture and enter the realm of generic fantasy. Bad trade.

[@duncanmcokiner4242]

Welcome to current Games Workshop.

[@mina7572]

@@duncanmcokiner4242 Actually I would say on the whole, GW sacrifices the visual culture and gains no realism. I mean look at the space marines, they are chunkier than ever. So really there is no trade, no compromise, just lose lose decisions based on what I believe to be a mix of new artists with no clue what they're doing as well as corporate insecurity.

[@fluoridegood4you622]

@@mina7572 its going to be an entertaining death of a company.

[@mina7572]

@@fluoridegood4you622 If they did die I'd love to see someone pick up the rights and licensing and basically pick the company up from where they left off about 10 years ago, using modern technology and sculptors to make the models emulate the Karl Kopinski art that they used to put on the boxes.

[@fluoridegood4you622]

@@mina7572 Disney would put a nice spin on 40k i agree.

[@MizantropMan]

Nothing better than some juicy oldhammer lore on a peaceful Friday afternoon.

[@captainthorrek262]

A Bull Centaur with Sure Hands is a thing of beauty! EDIT: I do love the thought of a Great Taurus or Lammasu being a Chaos Dwarf Daemon Prince

[@Greentrixter]

Arch has just found himself a new entry in the book of Grudges

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Borok You’re just jealous that the dawn zarr are better than you

[@theenderdestruction2362]

I'm pretty sure the drawers had to make a entire new book for arch

[@unnamedshadow1866]

i wanna hear you talk about Daemon Binding, probably the most important thing the Chaos Dwarfs do. They even have their own Daemonic Infantry and Monsters in K'daai Fireborn and K'daai Destroyers. Plus all of their artillery has Bound Daemons inside.

[@vladdrakul7851]

Despite my usually disagreeing strongly with Arch on his philosophical and political narratives, while AGREEING with him 100% in his attacks on the censorship that threatens EVERYONE'S right to express points of view or opinion, *I always knew there must be SOMETHING we SHARE* that strongly motivates me to watch Arch's great material as faithfully as though he was 'the Mighty Jingles' or 'Led Zeppelin' and it is NOT just his unequaled narrative skills (Yes 'Vraaks' plus everything else) but *it is our mutual LOVE OF THE CHAOS DWARVES* that were also my first favorite race back in the early 2000's. I am SO waiting for them (I hope) in TW WH 3. *Love their Gollems, Babylonian aesthetics, Living war machines, Blunderbusses and excellent history!*

[@BaronVonMott]

"And that's one of the main reasons why Chaos Dwarves are so damn good at Blood Bowl" I'm done 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@absolutelyyousless7605]

Joseph Mottram hmmm

[@DarkSamus100]

Love some Chaos Dwarfs lore. They are one of my favourite race with the lizard-man. Unfortunately, i don't have a army book of the Chaos Dwarf, the only one missing. Thanks for the lore. Have a nice day/night.

[@VeteranLekgolo]

I read the title slowly "Chaos. Dwarf. Bull. Centaurs..... Yeah okay." clicks play.

[@honestkyn718]

Ah the much-forgotten stunties and thier mutant breathern

[@vietlong114]

Yo arch what happened to that good old background music?

[@LoyalistWitz]

The old background music was so damn good.

[@LethargicGM]

I think he stopped using it because some people complained that it was distracting.

[@michawillems1735]

its still there, just very very soft

[@donraccoonisoverlordofther9341]

@@michawillems1735 The music being ”Anamalie" Kevin MacLeod

[@HappyAspid]

Arch - if you look for good looking bullcentaurs, I recommend to check Bullcentaurs from Russian Alternative. There are everything you love about bullcentaurs - beard, hats and very distinct dwarf upper part. Or try 9th game system - so called Infernal Dwarves are reincarnation of stuff you like.

[@tommys_hobbies]

Thanks for making this video, Arch. The Dawi Zharr are my all-time favourite Warhammer faction. I've lost count of the number of times I watched your first Chaos Dwarf video.

[@georgehakimrizk5956]

finally back to the reason i subscribed to this channel

[@94razors_40]

Hell yes! Comfortable temp and serenaded by the screams of roasting mortals.

[@thil2894]

I never consider this point of view: that horses get scared of many things on the battlefield! I mean i have read that Demetrius cavalry refuse to charge elephants in a battle versus seleucus but you know, after nearly two decades of strategy games you forget that.

[@lucasbeck1391]

Are you trying to tell me horses wont mindlessly charge to their inevitable demise when given the order?

[@thil2894]

@@lucasbeck1391 Weird isn't it?

[@erikbrown1827]

I had the old Chaos Dwarfs from the 2nd edition. Had them warmechines pushed by the Bull centaurs. The whirling blades, and the smashers... the swivel guns, and hords of warriors. Wish I never sold them. :/ I kinda like the new (old) Big Hats. The Bull Centaur charge was wicked, from the battle reports.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

22:52 Grimgor is going to visit the Dawi-Zar, cuz dat soundz like a gud 'ight. Bring popcorn

[@MrDorkbot]

I absolutely love old GW artwork, its silly but still terrifying in a way, just look at those shark teeths and giant hats.

[@wstr1470]

1:00 Why would you want to exit your gasmask mid-combat? 1:04 "Excited Gasmask Noises"... uuummh Arch? I don't want to knock the Imperium's dyslexic faction but something's amiss.

[@ArchYouTube]

This time i am blameless! a former communist made it!

[@patrickbuckley7259]

Arch: Yes joining the army is a perk. Me: I mean we are talking about Greenskins...

[@ja-vishaara]

Chaos dwarfs? Now that's just silly, everyone knows Aulë made the dwarves to be resistant to the corruption of Morgoth.

[@David-qm2qj]

So hyped for chaos dwarfs in warhammer 3 ! The artillery train gonna be a blast !

[@winfehler]

True to form, both hilarious and informative - that’s the Arch I’ve subscribed to !

[@aaronmarr6662]

I'll be sharing this Vod with the chaos dwarf bloodbowl discord channel. Thanks for the Vod @archwarhammer

[@aeskabrokenlip3604]

Miss spelling on the merch and I'm still buying one 😂😂

[@hoyer]

Do fimir next! Those poor poor island creatures.

[@Marinealver]

That can only reproduce by abducting villagers or enticing witches. Sure why not, we need more hanky panky in the Olde Worlde.

[@eskilsolver5102]

I love that the shovel got kill markings on it.

[@stephenbond1990]

24:55 Arch, it was the 90's, the early 90's at that, that's all the explanation you need

[@columbatiberius2176]

The Greater Taurus sounds almost like a Chaos Spawn, just more stable. Yes, insane hatred made manifest doesn't sound very stable, but I mean stable in form not temperament. With a Spawn being the end point of a Chaos Champion/Sorcerer who came up just short of Daemon Prince, the idea that a Bull Centaur could become a Greater Taurus could work and it would mean we have yet to see a Bull Centaur truly achieve the final evolution of their race.

[@MythosTheSophist]

The Nyamasu 🎶 The Nyamasu 🎶 The Nyamasu 🎶 The Nyamasu 🎶 The Nyamasu 🎶 The Nyamasu 🎶

[@NetMoverSitan]

The next book in that series (that isn't a series of short stories) involves the Space Wolves before the burning of Prospero. | 3:30 - Well, you can hardly miss them. | 12:00 - Tuesday, it is then...Either that or not convincingly enough...well, even Evil has standards. | 23:10 - How would they compared to the Warhammer version of him then? (e.g. Archaon the Everchosen) | 25:38 - Which is basically toned-down cockfighting?

[@jules313]

As a person who also started this hobby with the awesome (made possible by whitedwarf utter noncence) armybook, I would love to see more about this brilant race, special characters ( first one is very great to do imo), their magic and the effects, The magic when it first came out, the introduction of Black Orc, etc etc... this race deservers more attention and love. Did I even mentioned the rocket and earthshaker? Btw... very proud of the long senctence, for that seems to be a thingy on you channel.

[@khelom]

Wow ! My very first army as well, and for thé very same reason ! I have read this 1994 white dwarf (n.6) so many times.... I miss my Chaos Dwarves army so much

[@TheComradeGamers626]

Ahh the Chaos Dwarfs. Actually turned on Kevin MacLeod's Universal song while watching the video (just like what you had with the Chaos Dwarf lore video.) It worked quite well.

[@crazysithslave]

I seem to remember chaos dwarfs having quite a figure range.... blunderbuss armed troops was it?.... mortar or cannon troop...? And I remember the hobgoblin support troops. They were very cool and unique looking, shame they seem to "dissapear"

[@sasha1mama]

"Mild-mannered mango". Fricken lol.👍

[@ixaldorran7867]

23:10 I don't know about any dark gods but that made me uttered hideous laughter beyond the realms of men.

[@blazindragon1833]

What about the Chaos Dwarf Minotaurs from Blood Bowl? I think it would be an awesome hero or lord choice for them. Just call them Zharr Minotaurs

[@Titan360]

23:00 Wow. Now, this is a Red Bull that it makes sense that the unicorns would run into the sea to escape. ...And it apparently, itself drank Red Bull since it does have, after all, wings.

[@Taluien]

Gassmasks? GasSmasks? Is there seriously a superfluous S in there? Did noone run this by a Grammar Commissar?

[@Jaghatai_Kahn]

Im gonna be picking up my monthly pay from my manufactorum boss soon (hopefully) to get me one of those hoodies. If not ill just go to try and enlist at the nearest imperial guardsmen recruiter. (That and apperntly theres a rumor going around that whoever can find a race of half cat half woman, "that look beautiful to humans" will be made a high lord immediately.)

[@lucasbeck1391]

Call me if you find that last thing

[@barrybend7189]

Will we see Chariotier teams with these guys? As that would be an awesome chaos dwarf unit.

[@sadmi-gonoises2247]

So, a Bull Centaur riding in a chariot, being pulled by other Bull Centaurs? That could be amusing...

[@barrybend7189]

@@sadmi-gonoises2247 no i was thinking of Bull Centaurs pulling chariots with mages as mobile magic cavalry.

[@Roman-vj6pt]

My favorite race!

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

Speaking of Hobgoblins, the new AoS set is an army focused on their version of Hobgoblins. Because of this as well as things that were said during their unveiling there's also a good chance that the Chaos Dwarves might come back as a proper army.

[@BenFrayle]

@Arch I would like to see a 40k Lore video on all the Imperial Governors who have never sold out their citizens, secretly done deals with Xenos and/or Chaos, stockpiled Xenos artifacts or fled their colonies at the first sign of invasion never to be heard from again. Should be hours and hours of material.

[@syndicalist-0]

And here we are. 2023 and the horny short bois come to total war.

[@MadaraUchihamizukage]

poor chaos dwarfs females...or males...or cows i guess. i mean its chaos. every fucked up thing can happen.

[@wilhelmrk]

What happens if they storm a dwarven hold and get a hold of the female dwarves?

[@Marinealver]

Their sacrifice was necessary, NOW INTO THE HELLCANNON YOU GO!

[@MadaraUchihamizukage]

@@wilhelmrk what happens when you put a bull on a cow? now what happens when you put a halfbull/halfdwarf on a afemale dwarf?

[@DarthRevanPeaceIsALie]

Enjoyable poor Dwarfs no love for the stubby beard things.

[@johnsilva4526]

I’m a simple man, I see arch I click.

[@pyrrhusofepirus8491]

Can you do a lore video about Queek Headtaker? He's awesome, plus he's a glorious, confident, fluffy black furred, handsome, fashionable crimson coloured Warp Shard Armour, has a nice Roman brush on his helmet with the brush replaced with horns or spikes, incredibly brave, has a list of trophies placed on a back on his back with each of his most intelligent and wise advisors which give him advice, excessively skilled fighter and duelist and smart, and even better he's stark raving mad

[@JacatackLP]

25:07 All I can picture is Kevin Hart from Let Me Explain: “Mannn, you reds that mothafucker?!

[@BR4IN1N4J4R]

My theory is that Great Taurus are essentially Chaos Spawn whereas a Lamasu is akin to a Prince

[@Self-replicating_whatnot]

You can't ride a Demon Prince, he has better things to do than to cart a sorcerer, even a powerfull one, around.

[@antonius4795]

the most OG channel content!! Warhammer lore right on lol

[@sceligator]

I miss the music from the original Chaos Dwarfs video, the music you used always made the videos calming to listen to

[@ThePilgrimzProject]

Hey Arch I have a sort of Lazy Ogren body physique and 2xL Hoodie just ain't gonna cut it, but I will buy a mug in honour of the Death Korps of Krieg

[@jasonsantos3037]

Fascinating about th The bull center and the Flying Cow

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Thought teach a bull centaur lore of the great maw

[@Khornecussion]

It's funny, because the hobgoblins actually ENJOY being part of the dawi'zar armies. They sometimes get to crack the whips on slaves, which being part goblin, absolutely tickles their fungal pickle. In the army though, they are literally what you would call " Slave knights " or peasants. Yes, they're good at fighting, but they're literally brought along to throw at the enemy, tire them out and if a few of your first wave live? Good. They can join in the second assault and hopefully act as a force multiplier. If not? Oh well. Served their purpose. They made a swordsman, or spearman exert themselves slaughtering them like beasts.

[@thegeko5476]

AHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT 24:19 . Thank you Arch, I love the chaos dwarves. Cant wait to play them in TWW3. Also: I dont know shit about lore, but if you ask me, the chain of evolution looks to go: Bull Centaur - Lamasur - Great Tauros. That orders seems to have a steady decline of dwarfen characteristics. At first, the bull centaurs body begins to twist and shape, its head growing and being forced inwards along with its torso, thus created that big bulk behind the Lamasurs head. After that, when it would recieve even more power from Hashut, It would change even further towards the image of Hashut, turning into a proper Tauros, with a fiery temperament to match it, thus also explaining the fire-skin of the beast. But again, i dont know, thats just what it would look like to me. Maybe its even written that what im saying is wrong, just venting my mind here!

[@DIEGhostfish]

On the topic of Great Taurus Testicle Trouble Chaos Dwarf Sorcerers are turning to stone. If your "Marbles" are LITERALLY marbles there's less to worry about.

[@tribuneoftheplebs9948]

YAY new WFB lore. Started playing warhammer online again and needed something to listen to.

[@inquisitoradrianicus]

I love that someone is doing WHF lore.

[@VarangianGuard13]

As usual, Arch is correct! Clearly, a GW employee was "venting their frustration" in the cubicle of their rival, and dreamed up a burning hot monster that someone has to sit on, for an extended period of time.. Hate-Boner Incarnate.

[@dersuddeutschesumpf5444]

Yes, I live for this old school stuff

[@barrybend7189]

Arch Cu Cuilain from Bravely Second enters the chat with all the doors blown off their hinges.

[@PartigradeCannon]

Bull Centaur grew to level 45. What? Bull Centaur is evolving! Bull Centaur evolved into Great Taurus!

[@Self-replicating_whatnot]

Congratulations, your pokedex and your clothes are now on fire.

[@leadingauctions8440]

Did Age of Cradnar not make Chaos Dwarfs extinct? :(

[@MoggAssassin]

Don't forget the genetically engineered Black Orcs that the Dwarves use.

[@sopppa]

*repeats the word Bullcentaurs continously* Portuguese speakers:* laughts in immature*

[@echoesinthevoid4663]

Maldito senso de humor infantil!

[@HK-vs3um]

I only just noticed the ultrasmurfs book on the shelf

[@prestonfortner7168]

If tzeentch was imitating a lesser dark God but the dawi-zar believe and worship with all their anger, would that create a new God? These are the things we need to know Arch....

[@Demolitiondude]

17:35 normally. That's why my team has Werewolves and flesh golems.

[@infinitewanderer4187]

I desperately want to see choas dorfs vs skaven in Total War. Soon. Soon.

[@jeru_jj1161]

1:02 I officially announce this fucking party started.

[@Drakenfoul]

That was a nice vid. Stil miss 40k Rouge trader ...you guys left it at a cliffhanger.

[@niuriver]

one question: where are bull centaur's lungs located?

[@eightpoundthelonggame3550]

This is just wild guess here and I want to point out that I am no medical expert, however with a little critical thinking I would imagine they have swapped positions with the testicals... LOL

[@Marinealver]

@@eightpoundthelonggame3550 nah they still have them. How do you think mothers of Bull Centuars are made?

[@RVGmetallicasaw]

You know Arch... maybe you should make your own "Warhammer-Inspired" universe and game. The way you describe Warhammer made me a fan of it all, and with how GW is moving... I am of the opinion that Warhammer will soon be dead in all important metrics... even if people keep buying these models and playing the wargame.

[@ChainsawDunDeez]

I thought Hashat was a (minor) Chaos God of Fire (magic?) and Darkness (magic?) And the evolution/ possession of bull centors into the greater (deamons?) flying monsters...are the avatars of those aspects...

[@someperson6892]

My fucking god arch. You have to make me pick between this and finishing my second watch of Varks uggh. Thank you sinpie.

[@Shatterverse]

Still a true fan of classic Undead (before they split them across two factions).

[@zerowolf0006]

Diz Bullz are a fun fight to get stuk in with

[@tssteelx]

What happened to them? Eaten by tyranids? " kind of like pokemon, only with more burning corpses." *arch 2019*