Warhammer Lore! How to Become a Chaos Champion!

[@generalvoor927]

Yes Inquisitor, this video here.

[@patiidami]

He is the inquisitor

[@alketsadedinaj3011]

I will see to it personally ( jk , Im alpharion)

[@raamaa202]

But I thought I was the real Alpharion @@alketsadedinaj3011

[@alketsadedinaj3011]

@@raamaa202 shhhhhhhh

[@thoryon7767]

**exterminatus intensifies**

[@gallendugall8913]

So now Arch is giving career advice?

[@khamul64]

Coaching us towards Chaos xD

[@Αντωνηςλιυδακης]

how to join your local antifa

[@some_shitposting_idiot3023]

@@Αντωνηςλιυδακης I'd say chaos is more tolerant and diverse than those degenerates

[@dimas3829]

@@Αντωνηςλιυδακης nah, antifa are one of the skaven clans, preferring to back-stab each other in perpetual oppression Olympics, while chaos is Africa where you are indeed viewed as a demigod if you fuck, eat and kill other tribes like there is no tomorrow and life of a somewhat sentient being is valued no more than life of a fly.

[@Wildboy789789]

@@dimas3829 I love the skaven, and I am a democrat

[@EmanGameplay]

Well it's not the next Vraks video, but I'll take a Ruinous Powers tutorial any day of the week.

[@elasolezito]

Arch is a Norscan after all, he obviously knows something more than us.

[@GI_D204]

@@elasolezito I assumed there was something fishy about Arch. :D

[@elasolezito]

@commissar grungor Yea there are many kriegsmen out there :P

[@theinquisition7]

A heretical post and yet you do not do your duty Commissar?

[@lucasbeck1391]

@@Elenrai the more i read about it the more i realize i know nothing about the country i live in

[@davidmuresan9497]

The Gods of Chaos are the worst Senpai's to be noticed by

[@Mulletmanalive]

David Muresan they are, however, very likely to F you like you asked. :D

[@Fox1223]

I see you

[@rebeccaconlon9743]

@@Mulletmanalive or in a completely unique way

[@charlottewalnut3118]

David Muresan Tyranid Senpai

[@Deamon93IT]

*Holy Terra dispatch*: This is Holy Terra dispatch, what is the nature of your emergency? *Me*: Arch Warhammer is sharing how to become a Champion of something called Chaos, sounds heretical *HTD*: We will dispatch our agents to investigate, the Emperor Protects

[@Troubleshooter11]

Why is the sun being blotted out by Imperial Navy ships?...

[@ssboom113344]

why did one of those ships drop a big ass bomb?

[@captainpuffinpuffinson4769]

Why ... *big explosion sounds*

[@randallb84]

Yea but apparently orc invasions do....huh

[@wolfblade40k89]

Tzeench will protect us all meybe not the others gods tho

[@jesperpetersen6105]

Cultist Simulator, Warhammer Edition.

[@Benyhl2]

Oh oh me buy that :)

[@martinhedberg2135]

Ha ha that would be funny but maybe some of a nsfw game

[@caad5258]

indeed, just retheme the hours and the influences

[@DoctorFail]

I want it

[@andreykuzmin4355]

Summon Dæmons. Eat your friends. Go insane.

[@HandleMyBallsYouTube]

I was watching this when the Comissar entered our dugout, switched to xeno porn because it was easier to explain.

[@phreakazoith2237]

Thanx to the God emperor we have the commissar button

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

You know I was going to make a remark about how switching to xeno porn would make the commissar *blam!* you just as much as this video would but when I actually thought about it the odds are actually lesser than the xeno porn.

[@asmordisfluffbreaker4999]

Ah yes... Heresy.

[@MWBalls]

@@elysiankentarchy1531 Depends on what kind of xeno porn. If your watching an Eldar blood orgy thats doubly bad since its both xeno filth AND Slanesh worship.

[@comradecommissar8223]

So that is what you were really doing private Mud? Meet me outside immediately. Leave your rifle and helmet

[@autumn5308]

I followed all the instructions and despite meticulously checking every step I have proceeded to be transformed into a chaos spawn and defecate out of an orifice I do not believe I had before. I rate this guide 5/10, it was okay but expect to experience some unforeseen inconveniences.

[@samc6974]

You know having 12 hands and four buttholes isn't as bad as others make it seem.

[@captainpuffinpuffinson4769]

@@samc6974 or a third penis

[@TheGreatThicc]

Could be worse. I got two extra anuses. One won't stop speaking english in reverse and the other sings mexican folk songs in French

[@autumn5308]

I feel your pain, I can't seem to aim my ruinous powers at the toilet bowl effectively anymore.

[@shelleymcrae514]

This is why you stay away from tzench

[@Muck006]

Every 10th half-sentence "most likely to die/be killed".

[@captainpuffinpuffinson4769]

This is not a skaven video, are you ashamed of your heritage?

[@johnmcmanus7809]

He does lool like he has spent too much time in the burrows of Skavendom.

[@khamul64]

There were stryxies in todays live already

[@blmmore1778]

whats a skaven?

[@ShouldHaventJoined]

@@blmmore1778 must be new here welcome! I recommend u spend time listening to Arch's Lore Videos in ur spare time.

[@gamermoment656]

@Tom Yorke Calm down snowflake everyone gets made fun of on the internet.

[@Daimon-X]

Do you hear the voices too?!^^ CHAOS. Join us! We have cookies & Khorne Flakes...

[@lokenlok3114]

*Dragon dildos and demonic stds..

[@mgc7199]

The dark side called. They want their cookies back. They would also like Tzeentch to speak at the next sith convention. 2 tickets sold.

[@captainpuffinpuffinson4769]

@@lokenlok3114 is it slaanshmas already

[@Rick586]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

[@stretchmtsa5106]

I never realized how much I want a Mount and Blade: Chaos Champion game until you said it. Give this man a successor chapter...wait no...a warband!

[@epicstyle1000]

There is a mount and blade warband mod that allows you to play as chaos and even ascend to demon prince www.moddb.com/mods/warsword-conquest

[@PobortzaPl]

"Some warrior lodge" Sounds familiar. #BlameErebus

[@waitwheresmycookie]

I cant say brother

[@PobortzaPl]

@@waitwheresmycookie If you never hadn't heard about it then you can't say, brother.

[@hectorandem2944]

@PobortzaPI If they haven't heard of The Lodge, they can't handle the "log".

[@Andri474]

BY SIGMAR, I shall notify the witch hunters of this! Uh, not before I watch it myself for research purposes...

[@amandag.6186]

Finally, someone else who actually knows who to call to deal with this video

[@ed8212]

*_Still no Black Templar lore video??!_*

[@childofslaanesh1251]

ill tell you the lore of the black templars, we are sons of dorn and we are angry

[@Autechltd]

Now that you mention it, Arch has been unusually focused on heretical subject ta lately...

[@nerowulfee9210]

PUUUURGING WITH MY KIIIIIN!

[@juusovuolle8251]

@@childofslaanesh1251 Dorn's Angry Boys

[@derekburge5294]

Proposed Black Templar lore video: Arch screams, *"PURGE!"* for 45 minutes with no breaks.

[@8stringedBeast]

This sounds like steps to becoming a manager in retail.

[@markustorma4210]

"How to become a chaos champion"-video started with Libero dipers commercial 😂

[@PosranaRegistrace]

Warband leader: *"Your diarrhea intimidates me!"* **kills the poor bastard**

[@theinfamousmrd]

* starts video * INQUISITORS! OPEN UP!

[@amandag.6186]

*witch hunter throws inquisitor away* Witch Hunter: this is my town, go back to 40k

[@Tachi2407]

"Arch's Guide to Heresy", soon in your local bookstore.

[@lookbach]

Instructions unclear, I now have a time-share in Uganda, please help.

[@mgc7199]

Can't help Invading China All glory to Khorne

[@ivanthemadvandal8435]

@@mgc7199 No you stupid bastard you were supposed to invade Russia during winter

[@wolfblade40k89]

Would help but tzeench wants me to read tactical books

[@mgc7199]

@ Ivan TheMadVandal You're confusing me with Poroshenko (Ukrainian US puppet). I'm sure Khorne has a job for him soon.

[@TheCorrodedMan]

Thanks arch, this makes things so much easier. Glory to Lorgar and the true gods and all that.

[@amandag.6186]

No. Glory to Archaon the Everchosen

[@kharnthebetrayer250]

I can feel every inquisitor coming for you now

[@amandag.6186]

Every *witch hunter*

[@willrogers3793]

Y’know, this was possibly the most entertaining video of yours I’ve seen in a while. I actually drew the attention of my family members with the odd chicken/goblin noises that constitute my laughter. Well done, sir.

[@cheekychief2273]

“Hmm I sure do have a lot of rivals... commence plan: Night of the Long Knives 2: Extermination Boogaloo”

[@khylerbane4523]

17:00 There was a game like that. Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War. Both were and still are a blast to play. Imagine starting out as your character and your tutorial is taking out a war and leader. From there you go around the warhammer world recruiting others, raising hell, and gathering items to boat you stats. Think Daniel from Total War but as a human. I would play that game religiously.

[@cryptosporidium1375]

But I did the same thing and I’m becoming a chaos spawww! *inhuman roaring*

[@lokenlok3114]

*This is a good paiiiin!!*

[@andrewpush4961]

Didn't read terms and conditions classic mistake

[@wolfblade40k89]

All ways look at the small print then tzeench will gift you

[@gasmonkey1000]

Cryptosporidium 137 Well it's no wonder why you just said the C S word. You say that you turn into one. The only reason why Arch can say is because he's an Emperor/Sigmar fearing Inquisitor/Witch Hunter, whereas if Chaos worshippers say it they turn into it.

[@amandag.6186]

Never say that word

[@Phenixtri]

Heh makes me wonder if it would even be possible to troll chaos.... Like how would the lord of change himself respond to someone fucking up his plans just by having the right person in the wrong place at the right time to throw some wrenches in the gears.

[@GaratghDeloi]

Congratulations, you are now a chaos spawn.

[@mdb45424]

thats basically arhcion, which is why hes choas undivided

[@Phenixtri]

do tell more this arhcion fellow sounds interesting. any books about him to recommend by any chance?

[@mdb45424]

@@Phenixtri Arch did a warhammer video about him not long ago

[@lynnusuk2092]

Funny thing is they seems to like someone like that as their ultimate champion, an ever chosen in wh fantasy since all the trials archaon went through that was personally designed by the chaos gods is to prove he can resist them, him not letting slaanesh seduce him with worldly desires in the dark prince’s trial, him not succumbing to diseases in nurgle’s trial, and him not being fooled by the maze Tzeentch built, the only maybe exception is khorne’s trial since in it he just have to kill a greater daemon which isn’t really defying the blood god since he thrives as much violence as possible, in any source possible

[@AlukardTheDeathknight]

The Northerners sound like a jolly fucking bunch when a party is in effect.

[@MrBingogogo]

My eyeballs are devoted to Slaanesh, my heart to Khorn, my mind to Tzeentch, and my nine laughing anuses to Papa Nurgle.

[@jonsmith1405]

I know this is a old video. But I just found your channel and it’s amazing

[@barrybend7189]

Chaos warbands in Warhammer Fantasy makes orks look organized.

[@TrippingwithDari]

I think im already leaping bounds.. I was banned from Archwarhammer Discord by a moderator who accuses me of posting something illegal of a gif. (It wasnt what the mod claimed it was) Despite its taken from Inuyashiki.. A series from the creator of Gantz. Soo.. Y'know.. If its enough to offend one of Arch's inquisitorial moderators.. Its sure as hell going to get noticed by the Chaos Gods.

[@ParkerDai]

I'll become a chaos champion in the name of the Emperor!

[@DarkEmperorRay13]

Purge. EVERYTHING.

[@amandag.6186]

Witch Hunter of Sigmar: on it

[@nerfspartanEBF25]

You know what? A hefty mod of Skyrim could work for this Chaos Champion game, I mean, we already have the spiky edgy pauldrons and summoning things from the universe's Hell, and there's already a combat and magic system in place.

[@Erreul]

Imagine being some poor bastard from the lower realms that accidentally wound up fucking over his master by accident, that pleased one of the Gods, and forced him down the path of Chaos.

[@Palnai]

17:05 I'd play the hell outta that sort of game. I love Mount and Blade as is but add this sort of thing in and it would be great.

[@kre8or465]

"khorn in disguise" trying to imagine khorn wearing one of those fake glasses with a mustache things.

[@amandahugenkiss2310]

I was thinking or a Champion of Slaanesh OC Her name is Vivianna, and she is half eldar. She is a very powerful psyker. Her Warband is called the Pleasure Platoon. She has willingly given herself over to Chaos because of the brutal treatment she suffered at the hands of the Imperium due to being half Eldar. She seeks to turn people against the Emperor by seducing them with pleasure forbidden by the Imperium.

[@theenderdestruction2362]

She precides to DIE because someone takes her place just as planned *distant squid laughter*

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

For all ya all saying we should declare an exterminatus on Arch for this video I would like to point out a couple things: 1. Arch is an Inquisitor so he can technically do this. 2. Far more importantly Arch is on Holy Terra and we *CANNOT* declare exterminatus Holy Terra, believe me guys, we tried that after the Eversor failed to take him out.

[@amandag.6186]

Not to mention, this is a Fantasy themed chaos video so the imperial inquisition has no authority to take down this guy, that would be the Witch Hunter's job

[@andrewtippman]

"As nutty as squirrel sh*t" Arch: I applaud your turn of phrase and will, without shame, use it in my daily life.

[@ronnibech3376]

I remember one session where we needed to inflitrate a slaaneshi coven in Marienburg ^^; the guest need "modesty" to prevent to be reconnized outside so faces wear covered or masked and for "modesty", feet and hands was covered and as well as wearing corsets. now my job was to pursauve one of the shaaneshi witches to give us the information about the relic we needed.... but my Fame with dices is like the life of a Lamenter... I critical failed and ended up being entralled to the Witch. and my character started a "pleasure raid" on marienberg which did became so successful I manage to commendeer a Frigat and was made a shaaneshi Rading captain giving a new meaning to "pleasure cruises" everywhere ^^

[@firstcaptainvaleriusrensor463]

Arch drinking game: take a shot every time he says « but »

[@BOYVIRGO666]

You know ill be honest, if I was in Warhammer fantasy I'm fairly certain id try to become a nurgle champion. Nurgle seems like a stand up kinda guy. But I'm fairly sure id end up a Festus the leechlord kinda character.

[@rebeccaconlon9743]

Papa nurgle loves everyone

[@jirijelinek2326]

Well am I the only one who sees clear parallel between becoming a chaos champion and becoming a famous youtuber ?

[@penelopegreene]

Finally, a vocational video you can really get behind!

[@planofaction_]

Thank the fluffy wuffies! Life model changed

[@commie4164]

a *break* from vraks?!?!?! HERESY!

[@wolfsruhm]

coomon Arch, swimminjg up the Niagaeas is what norscan childrten learn as soon as they are able to walk

[@misterdislike1283]

Heresy.. HERESY EVERYWHERE!

[@mdb45424]

and yet on table top a Lucky bastard aspiring champion kills the last man in a squad which was the sergent and roll prefectly, he becomes a demon prince or a bloodthrister... or acts as a portal ;3

[@ekscalybur]

@ 8:03 Where you can shit yourself to greatness! Think about it!

[@bruvamichal7437]

you can't take away my dreams, Arch

[@CrimsonUltrafox]

I'm ready for this "Hung Barbarian" lore video...for science.

[@Shadowhunterbg]

There are only two voices on KZbin that are smooth as honey for my ears and both are used for storytelling - Warhammer and Dragon age lore. Male - Arch Warhammer Female - Proper Bird With a sassy voice like that i would follow you to hell and back. :D

[@leiyoung6535]

Glad you mentioned mount and blade!! Epic game. As always great video

[@brandonakin87]

How to become a chaos champion. Why arch you magnificent bastard I think you might inspire me.

[@kronomos5874]

*slaps top of roof* Car salesman: this bad boy can fit so many skulls.

[@vladdrakul7851]

*How to become a Chaos Champion!! Well if anyone should know what that means Arch should know, by experience! Perhaps he could get a job at the local Chaos Marine recruiting center. I am sure he would shine at it, especially with that accent, selling the benefits and perks that a career as a Chaos Warrior would deliver!*

[@macromondo8026]

Chaos Rising The Game, i completely agree with you Arch that sounds like one hell of fun video-game abit on the same vein of most GTA games where your character starts up as a fucking loser with nothing to his name, deciding he has had enough of that lifestyle and betting his life on the line to make it big and own as much as he possibly can in the world.

[@paulgoodridge2269]

Forget which rules is but never outshine the master.

[@cornholio8411]

Very serious and concerning question please help me how do they piss and shit with all that bulky spikey armor? Do I Just do it? Just go for it? Pee in my armor and say I'm honoring nurgle and slannesh? Do they even have to piss? What if their balls itch? How do you itch it? Bash the itchy area/In this case pen1$ in with a flail? In honor of khorne? Or scratch it with my mind for tzeentch? The chaos God's are cool. And stupid. And cool. I thought also they can't take off the armor once they're a warrior. So you kinda have to just pee and poop yourself..? Or do the chaos God's have your pee and poop under control for you comes with the package of being a warrior? Is there an exchangeable piss compartment?

[@jehovasabettor9080]

*Drops a bag of skulls* WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T WORK IN OUR WORLD?!

[@kevincass9917]

"Reality is often disappointing..."

[@riyazknightnebulous]

08:00 😂😂😂😂 nurgle though!

[@PN15NotAvailable]

I mean - Norscans are actually very disciplined in their combat styles, favoring shield walls, spears overhead and maneuvering horsemen making holes in the enemies' defenses from outside while war beasts crush their way through centers. They may not rank like common armies, but they most certainly are as disciplined.

[@zombiespikelee]

The Golden Throne wants to know your location.

[@Marinealver]

Holy Terra

[@amandag.6186]

Wrong. The cult of sigmar wans to know his location, go back to 40k

[@definitelyadarkangel9225]

I'm still waiting for your lore video on the angry Marines Arch. What are you doing giving the peasants ideas of power?

[@Rick586]

All you need to do to become a Slaaneshi Champion is be Randy Pitchford.

[@ha2vard27]

thanks for the advice

[@soldiersPL]

BLESSED PICTURES ARE BACK PRAISE THE EMPARAH

[@amandag.6186]

Praise sigmar, go back to the 40k Imperium

[@maggintons]

The whole warlord quest sounds like regular vassal management in CK2 honestly..

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

Basically celebrities who fight to the death.

[@vikeing132]

Ah finally the tutorial video I've been looking for!

[@BPOOHEAD189]

Fantasy is the best, thank you!

[@taoma9541]

So this is how war band works

[@sleepingpiranha8879]

Ok, Chaos is infinitely more interesting than everything else, XD

[@omgtwlol]

Archaon the Everchosen was from The Empire, and he did manage to become a boss of all the bosses in the north.

[@warsmithscotty361]

After the vraks series is over I’d love to see a series on the badab war

[@Isador11]

Okay so i just go to taco bell, eat everything on the menu, get the worst case of diarrhea and boom. i am a chaos champion! and need a new toilet because the old is just molten slag at this point

[@blinkstar9013]

... Heimer ... Fetch me the Hammer . We have some Khorn-ing to do !

[@hansstrudel9614]

Daddy Arch just mentioned Mount and Blade and I think I just creamed myself xD

[@samtemdo8]

FINALLY A WARHAMMER FANTASY LORE!!!!

[@Demonica2539]

I was actually thinking of making a dnd style game where the players become some chaos champions. Final boss is the realization that their chaos undivided warband is bullshit and they each want to fully worship their particular god.....so they gotta fight eachother to the death

[@guyfromaucklandnz]

Nothing like Hobbity music playing in the background while you listen to instructions on how to rise to demonhood in the services of the darkest powers in existence.

[@MrOtakulord]

"Fucking to death" southpark reference? great video and great narration!!!

[@charlielee5906]

Telling your strict norscan parents that a chaos champion is a real job!

[@MRPP]

Just realised this channel is the warhammer version of dan carlins "hardcore history"

[@FaughABallagh2696]

Now I cant get the image out of my head of huge, bad ass, mutant warriors in full chaos armor, squatting in a circle, competing over the most diabolical shit award...

[@CMWxFly]

Missed the chance to call the Nurgle feat a total case of badassary

[@GIJOE573]

Who would win, the hung barbarians or the back door boys?

[@ironstarofmordian7098]

What if you're John Wick? Impossible tasks haven't stopped him before.

[@gabrielbarraza5886]

Arch kickstarter for these game yes

[@BigPapaKaiser]

...Well fuck, my search history alone makes me a champion of Slaanesh.

[@alexander1112000]

17:48 “...an advisory daemon...” Khorne Champion: “ENEMY IS OVER THERE. SUGGESTIONS?” Khorneate Advisor Daemon: “CHARGE!” Khorne Champion: “THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING!”

[@omegawilliam95s36]

TAK TICKS

[@squirrellordsgaming2772]

Sounds more like "How to become a social Media Star".

[@horuslupercal6952]

Where's that Hung Barbarian vid at Arch?

[@Fulgrim2]

Sad it's not Vraks but Arch is Arch, it's all good to me.

[@MsHaiducu]

If i were to choose a fate for myself in warhammer fantasy or 40k i would certainly desire to be an ork. I either die fighting,which is not that bat especially if it was a good fight.That or live long enough to become a nob or warboss.

[@jeru_jj1161]

I thought almost all Spawns has several hours lifespan, not even counting bolter fire volley.

[@kevinkocher9347]

yes arch i would play that game