watching awful Buzzfeed-tier videos you sent me

[@timothysstuffintros503]

sorry for manbreathing, im just trying to live

[@crystalocelot1641]

bgtkv4 manlive* Get it right you straight white male jhjbjjbjbjhbbh

[@rensbakkum2296]

bgtkv4 you’re stealing air from poor women!

[@MikkoMurmeli]

DONT BREATHE YOU PIG YOU RUYINING MY AIR!!!!!!!!!1111111111

[@kratosboy5557]

Guess I’m a man breather

[@kratosboy5557]

Man breathing

[@op3nyouri]

"Go back to your safespace, Snowflake!" Marvel comics: "Write that down, write that down!"

[@prxnv]

lol

[@American-knight-hawk]

🤣

[@flyingskysub4560]

YUHHHHHH O|X|Ø X|Ø|X Ø|X|X

[@Win090949]

omg

[@SteelBuckeye]

RIP Shoe. Shoe died from drinking 78% of what a man would have. It’s not an open casket however it does have a glass ceiling.

[@rasmodeus1]

And a 16 gun salute

[@LieutenantSilver]

And was put under only 4'7".

[@happymilk7433]

This is so unfair! She should have drank 100% of what a man would have! That's so sexist!

[@theRossbach]

Sorry ist malibu, in Germany, Girls Drink thus because Beer is to "bitter"

[@judasiscariot8396]

667 like yeah not happening on my Christian KZbin account

[@musikinspace]

"They will literally use body wash as shampoo." Yep, that's me. I actually believe the different labels are a scam to sell more stuff

[@MIS315]

I've checked. The ingredients are literally identical

[@joshuaortiz2031]

I only use bar soap to wash both my skin and hair and I use distilled white vinegar as deodorant. I spend $6 for an entire months worth of these things.

[@MIS315]

@@joshuaortiz2031 and it shows

[@joshuaortiz2031]

@@MIS315 lol what does that even mean ?

[@MIS315]

@@joshuaortiz2031 it means people know

[@tw1ggu]

No no no, we don’t just use body lotion as shampoo. We use our 3 in 1 body lotion, shampoo, and conditioner as shampoo.

[@TonyJumpinJacks]

And our sister's handcream to jerk off.

[@ariie9513]

Suh Dude nah dudes you use 6 in 1 “ Shampoo, conditioner, body lotion, lotion, whip cream, face cream(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

[@Appalachian_darkangel]

@@ariie9513 How wrong can you be? Men use their 12 in one, body lotion, lotion, motor oil, shampoo, conditioner, whip cream, face cream, body wash, paint thinner, boot shine, hair gel, and toothpaste, as shampoo.

[@tehsweaterbruhs4923]

*shampoo, conditioner, body wash, engine oil, olive oil and beer

[@joeyj1036]

Yessssssss! Meeeeeeeeeeeeee. I use nivea men

[@idolyfurious6241]

Oh sorry I was manwatching this video

[@ElderGoblin]

Mancommenting

[@tymccartney9580]

Iwizayk Aiman did you mean “comMANting?” Let me manplain why...

[@ElderGoblin]

Ty McCartney It is called mansplaining.... u forgot the s (Mansplaining to you)

[@Dis777Ease]

Let me mancorrect you there, what you just did was manspelling, not mansplaining.

[@yellowstain3570]

Sorry for manreading your comment

[@lfr2112]

"Am I drunk or is this kind of OK?" ..... No, you're drunk

[@sigma_krab7593]

Can I press charges on a feminist for earrape

[@jandepaepe4262]

Compared to the rest of te video, the rap was pretty oke

[@littlemeloncoli3017]

Wicky wicky wicky say what?!

[@Inkdupbagman3697]

Especially considering it's (cringy) kids...

[@wakakaka3522]

nO i thUrk thUrt THe rAp wEreS oK

[@eddi2565]

"WE ARE GOING TO PAINT WITH OUR PERIOD!" I've never heard anyone so happy about period in my entire life

[@treyjetson5320]

Also literally nobody cares. Oh you painted with your blood? Good for you.. I was busy lifting heavy stuff while you were doing that.

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

Periods are literally gross. Nobody likes bleeding out of their baby pocket and being in excruciating pain. If periods could not exist I guarantee everyone with a uterus would be dancing in the streets and throwing their tampons in fires

[@WhoAmEye_WhoAreEwe]

@@SpagettiSpeltWrong 'baby pocket' - love that! 🤌👏👏

[@Pawel74819]

6:24 You know you don’t _need_ designer underwear? You can always buy a set of like 4 in Walmart for like 10 bucks bruhhh

[@hornyfuckinturtle]

Just buy no underwear. Freeflapping ftw

[@FrancisR420]

@@hornyfuckinturtle Commando? how about commandess

[@joeyj1036]

Girls say there haircuts cost more. Like just go to great clips and get a 16 dollar haircut like the rest of us

[@matthew7442]

Haha and how often do women get haircuts

[@joeyj1036]

Michael movies true

[@soundlesspeal]

"why can't you pronounce black names?" *proceeds to pronounce schwarzenegger incorrectly* uh. yeah, sure

[@TheTrueEnjoyME]

Schwarzenegger is a German surname common in Austria, South Germany and Switzerland. It means "someone from Schwarzenegg." which is the name off Swiss village and some area near Salzburg. Directly translated "Schwarzenegg" means "Black Corner"

[@soundlesspeal]

TheTrueEnjoyME yeah well i only know who schwarzenegger is so i only included that, and it was the first name so yeah

[@minimoYT]

My brother, who's white, has a first name that nobody can pronounce right outside of Brazil even if they try hard, Fernão, and if he says it out loud everyone in Brazil will mistake it for the name it for the more common variant, Fernando.

[@abaddon130]

Mizuki Himeji Fernão não é muito comum mas tenho uma breve sensação de que os gringos falam o nome completamente errado.

[@minimoYT]

deez nuts "Fernão is not a very common name, but I have the brief sensation that foreigners say it completely wrong." ur welcum

[@heyimkreg8766]

“ *Hello you meme loving F U C K S* “ I feel appreciated

[@umbral2493]

I feel ya bruh no homo XDDD

[@andrewiannelli7635]

dahippyinflames haha

[@whitescalp420]

She has honor my brudda *bows

[@ellamay5675]

I wanted to like this, but it’s already an even 300. So just know I like your comment.

[@cardboardfox6728]

Welcome to another episode of *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@tarabaumgarten3827]

Mansplaining is the feminism equivalent of that thing parents do when they accuse you of something and then send you to your room before you can explain yourself

[@maomaomi5434]

Ah yes, the "don't you dare disrespect me, I gave birth to you!" technique.

[@DeletedUser938]

"There's still not equal pay!" Maybe its because you kicked a coffe mug at your boss Barbara

[@elderlynarwhal1301]

And recked his car

[@megauser8512]

Epic fail, yep!

[@silentassassin47]

xD lmao

[@Viewable11]

Her name is Karen: she went to -speak with- assault the manager.

[@mihneatirca]

lmao

[@lhgarage-triplethepricehal1663]

I am white so I’m only allowed to use gifs of Hitler

[@DefectivePieceofChalk]

Not unless you're Austrian.

[@lhgarage-triplethepricehal1663]

John A. Zoidberg funny Story

[@nicodenvir-araoz]

@@DefectivePieceofChalk this was funnier read in Zoidberg's voice

[@FailedZerg]

Bro... xD I'm fukkin ded. xDDDDD

[@yavuz1779]

Fair enough

[@WarCommissar1]

"its more expensive to be a woman" they want to see my warhammer 40k collection?

[@starchup100]

That shits really expensive. My warhammer fantasy collection is pretty small but cost me so damn much its unhealthy

[@PrincessX-ke8tj]

Boooooooooooooooi yes

[@okieandtheniners]

I too have a problem. I am an dice goblin

[@m.m.124]

those are rookie numbers.........

[@ARCAD3BLOOD]

"it's more expensive to be a woman" It cost 1 milion dollars to get braindead, but at least nice looking one. You womans are fckin expensive.

[@abhishekjain3148]

12:40 i genuinely feel sad they involved children in their campaign. much less having them use such language while in primary school.

[@terminallygray]

Maybe they were actually "little people" with some CGI touch ups.

[@jaggelion4301]

Truly scummy people :(

[@Noras_Ark]

“Go back to your safespace, snowflake.” That aged well...

[@blokvader8283]

Ah yes the twins. I actually thought of that as soon as I heard her say it. She used both names

[@dneal6536]

Ah geez marvel this is where we are now.

[@xaldynnemo47]

The plague's not even over and we already need another plague.

[@rivero8004]

Ugh what were they thinking

[@genaralapple4908]

@@xaldynnemo47 bro honestly that's a mood

[@fortunepeters7086]

I'm not a genius but I don't think assaulting your boss is going to get you a raise

[@Loughanson]

I dont think destroying public property will help against rape

[@tristanmaraj5044]

lmao

[@lebrongames550]

He will promote you to customer if u do dat

[@krypix]

You don't need to be genius... *to be a genius*

[@cutecommie]

Actually yes, if you seize the means of production, you'll get a better wage because your boss doesn't take your surplus value anymore.

[@grim2664]

"we need more than equal pay" excuse me, what was the point of-

[@agzzradface3113]

feminists : STOP OPPRESSING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@itzslopchaosz7108]

@@agzzradface3113 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@michealtaormina1561]

Now this is a bruh moment

[@eMorphized]

@@sleepy990 And the reason they don't do that is because most of those jobs require an apprenticeship, and all the masters are men, who are far more likely to pick a man to succeed them. And also because many of those jobs which aren't apprenticeship-based have a bit of a sexist tradition. If we got rid of those, we'd have no pay gap.

[@embersky3681]

@@eMorphized We already have no pay gap, so that's a moot point anyway.

[@ThePyrorocker]

Made me so uncomfortable that someone's parents got paid to dress up their ten year old daughter and have her talk about rape & sexual assault. Absolutely no need to involve children!

[@Sglagoomio]

Yeah that’s just disgusting

[@DarknessProphet]

Even worse with the whole one in five will experience it and the kids going "Will it be me?" "Or me?" "Or me?" "Or me?" "Or me?" I can only imagine how traumatizing the behind the scene talks were for those kids.

[@iamThatSandwich]

Little Girl: Let me hear you scream! Shoe: AAUAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!

[@dejdej2249]

Little girl: *OOOOOOOOOOH*

[@HgeanKidNebula]

I died at that part

[@rasmodeus1]

Makes me think of Serpent & the Rainbow: "NOT GOOD ENOUGH"

[@kirtjoe283]

That Sandwich i literally cried when i saw her face combined with that scream, oml 🤣

[@gnost3k144]

lil grrl is culturally appropriating Rap from black people. What was she thinking.

[@megasonicgeo]

The girls making a feminist rap made me cringe so visibly that my little brother started freaking out thinking I was in pain. He wasn't wrong.

[@vishnuteja2288]

Geo Seriously. I cringed so hard I might have damaged my face muscles cause my left cheek won't stop twitching

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

yeah I actually had to turn the volume down because it was so cringy.

[@wherethetatosat]

But did he aknowledge his privlege before offering concern?

[@criran]

The only time I've used the right arrow key to skip part of one of Shoe's videos was during that.

[@rasmodeus1]

That was by far the cringiest thing in a video full of cringe

[@johnlastname7853]

“Men are stupid, they use body wash as shampoo...” Me: is that unnatural? Guess I’m at the bottom of the food chain

[@missfortune404]

But hear me out... what if the guy is bald and doesn’t need the shampoo? BAM! Less money wasted! Top of food chain.

[@6aviotero]

@@missfortune404 I'm bald and cheap af, so I use a bar of soap for my body and head. It's even cheaper than body wash.

[@JSTmore]

@@6aviotero that's some cool shit , less money my brother

[@werr3222werrr]

I use three in one yeet

[@pandahsykes602]

MissFortune Illustrates all alphas will be bald in the near future .

[@nightfox1416]

"By that logic, I'm not racist, i have a ton of white friends" WELL ARE YOU RACIST??

[@Dm3qXY]

anti-racist.. so yes

[@antagonizingprotagonist8721]

I love that comment because he literally outs himself as a racist

[@seljukturk8627]

Lol "white names are so basic" I guess you've never met a Czech person

[@billyawn4662]

Seljuk Turk or Chinese try pronouncing my name 许苑 or Xu yuan btw Xu is not pronounced zoo

[@f.c.laukhard3623]

He did not even pronounce the names correctly that he mentioned.

[@hanasan4845]

Or a Polish person, I think that's even worse. It might be because I'm Czech, and used to those names, but still.

[@redrim8785]

Or Irish names that haven’t been translated

[@dylanzrim1011]

"White people names are so basic" ohhh that's why no one can pronounce my last name within the first 30 times. ITS FOUR DAMN LETTERS AND ITS PHONETIC FUCK

[@khirek5335]

Women care about manspreading and I can't even seem to find a seat in the bus because they are always taken by a women who doesn't want her handbag to get dirty

[@colewilder7353]

Lol just this...

[@ellenawesome5533]

This😂

[@jess-bo1nv]

As a women I’m confused by some women being bothered by manspreading because y’all have balls, like I can’t imagine how uncomfortable it can be, as a women I personally apologize for all those women

[@Whoops.Allgone]

@@jess-bo1nv THANK YOU!

[@orang9407]

Crackhead Vibes nah don’t apologize for them. You should not do it all. You should not take responsibility for those people, they should

[@angushayes8373]

This aged like fine wine. Which I'm going to drink.

[@candleboi8799]

Get ready to get ur stomach pumped m8

[@KindestofWinds]

*Poetry. Pure poetry.*

[@McPatMan124]

aged like milk

[@soos3811]

Consume*

[@candleboi8799]

@@soos3811 **molest

[@sppsports2449]

I felt bad for her the moment she took the first shot. Then I realized... this isn't a light hearted comedy video. This is a video of a woman torturing herself.

[@1DrnkCnuk]

Completely fine to say: "I'm having my period, my cramps are bothering me, hormones make me do (thing)" Utterly delusional: *goes into detail about period like it's visual art and doesn't think for a second that bodily waste is disgusting and is a literal medical biohazard*

[@nightfox1416]

@agenttim5o exactly, its not cool, its disgusting, but if you tell a feminist that, you're sexist

[@cymond]

I have a medical phobia, and blood is a big part of it

[@kamilakocourkova]

The kids "rapping" was probably the most cringeworthy thing I've seen today.

[@ChloeKatiePuppy]

Or the swearing 5 year-olds. They said fuck once and, on instinct, I said "language, child!"

[@tylerscott1216]

I now know why school shooters happen in America

[@walterman3958]

they got the flow doe

[@takeuchi8771]

@@tylerscott1216 The fuck you mean? You a dumbass boomer or smthn? So school shootings only happen because of the youth? Not depression and abuse?

[@KuroDeku]

Meinungsfreiheit AHEM... _IT WAS JUST BANTER!!_

[@heinousrat9019]

never understood how they had little kids talking about the wage gap, how would they know, they have never had a job.

[@evanstocker8106]

I think I recognize some of those kids from Toddlers & Tiara's or whatever that shitty show's called.

[@grantbernhardt6022]

Also saying 20% of women have been or are going to be raped. I am thinking how would they know that?

[@TonyJumpinJacks]

The little girls get 20% less Freddos per video than the little boys.

[@Mindyodamnbusiness]

I’m embarrassed by the fact the children’s parents endorsed that video to be made period.

[@jovenlangseth7214]

They make me want to kill myself on the spot

[@Steven141]

Those children being made to say those things is pretty freaking grim. Wow

[@sadkritx6200]

I know right! It was the only video I didnt laugh or cringe, it was just...sad. Little kids shouldnt be involved in this stuff

[@Viewable11]

Political indoctrination of little children, using the topic of sex. Where have I seen that before? In the novel "Brave New World" by Huxley. There it is used to destroy the soul of children and make them obedient ot the politics of the state.

[@shanenanigans27]

"Women should get paid more because they have to spend more on makeup and lotions" >ignores men who choose to wear makeup and lotions >ignores women who choose not to wear makeup and lotion Great job breaking gender stereotypes, guys.

[@arondon16]

Shane Doyle But I thought makeup was created by patriarchy to play with women's self-esteem and make them feel inferior to men...

[@andrewjohnstone7943]

Oh Brat, did you get in the Anita Sarkeesian collection again? Tisk, tisk...

[@MaddyBlackbart]

yeah I don't wear makeup and use body lotion....on my damn face like a sane person. But you know pay me more money I'm not going to complain. haha

[@akuma0112]

Brat what? No, make-up was for the actors at the troupe's and the theatres, they usually got a shorter lifespan because it used to have lead and quicksilver. It was till much later that the make up was wear mostly by women.

[@TBonerism]

Also ignores men who get a suit tailored to fit them. Also ignores women who can choose to have a suit tailored. That whole concept irritated me. I know men who use more product in their hair than some women. For a little while, I was one of them. I just stopped caring. It is exactly the way shoe explained it. Men give far fewer shits.

[@plantmuffin9866]

Ah yes, because getting 5 year olds to scream and swear about topics they don't actually understand or know the truth about is a GREAT video idea.

[@ceiling_cat]

now one of them became man of the year

[@peregrinus524]

With the pacer test music in the background to boot

[@Dm3qXY]

turns out they were always the "bad for kids" party

[@Potato_Man1776]

ShoeOnHead: *Says she will take “shot”* Also ShoeOnHead: *Pours literally 2 drops in the glass*

[@TheMW3syle]

Nah, she'd die reaaly soon if it were actual shots there

[@DrakeSilmore]

And then continues to not drink any of it.

[@Luke-tt3dt]

Of Malibu as well, which is like the same strength as wine

[@BlightedLight]

I mean if she did it right half the bottle would be gone so i cant blame her.

[@mickwilson1969]

Kaiser Weeb That’s incorrect.

[@randomfools808]

Junes audience has always loved putting her through it.

[@HaVoCX64]

I can't believe they making these little girls say the F word again and again Oh God have mercy upon us

[@Oceancat01]

Dr. HavocX that is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION only black people can rap if you're white and rap I'm sorry but you are a fucking racist

[@ministryoftruth8499]

First time I wanted to slap a kid

[@traditionalempress6961]

So true

[@jacobmesser8284]

Yeah feminism is word no little gorl should have to say

[@chriselliott484]

that is not true have you not heard of eminem

[@giovannigennaro9732]

Realistically, the worst thing about these videos is what these kids are being made to say.

[@tinamoreland434]

I completely agree @GiovanniGennaro!

[@girlwithoutpearlearring]

Absolutely. They don't even talk like kids anymore. They're just repeating what angry adults told them to say because they were to afraid to say it themselves. Instead they use children as both a mouthpiece and a shield to hide behind. Gross.

[@wesleydamen2018]

Yeah but thats the world right in my opinion we shouldnt have religion in schools or government because you need facts not fiction to rule a country

[@giovannigennaro9732]

@@wesleydamen2018 I'm more of the opinion that schools shouldn't be teaching values of any kind. That's for parents to do.

[@rohamj]

@@giovannigennaro9732 values should not taught. At least that is what I believe. You might not find the same things in life valuable as your parents do! My parents believe in god and I don't! Im not saying they are wrong, we just have different views on life.

[@Astraldymensions]

"Digital black face" ... I hate my life....

[@The_Red_Scare]

I want to die

[@lostmypocket1333]

🤦🏿‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[@radioactive_baby]

As soon as I heard that, I wanted to pound my face in

[@jackbennett6902]

They say the world ended in 2012, but have any of us really felt alive since then?

[@radioactive_baby]

@@jackbennett6902 I've heard people say this before.😂 But to answer your question, I have no idea.

[@clinthowell2145]

If underwear is so expensive.... just stop wearing them! Problem solved 😎

[@UTV1141]

shoe: "am i just really drunk or does this actually sound good" me "yeah, your just drunk"

[@barklordofthesith2997]

Ditto.

[@marcusbergman6116]

Her judgement is *severely* impeded by alcohol. I actually noticed myself in a fetal position from all the cringe.

[@imagine823]

Barnaby Warr waddup Iida

[@rebeccamccreary8530]

Why isn't the tiny white girl getting yelled at for culturally appropriating rap? Is it because there are black girls on stage with her? I thought having friends of color didn't make you not racist.

[@j.c.f.m.2486]

I just mentally screamed at the rap video and its 3 in the morning right now

[@darrellcovello7917]

"Hey women, it is OK to harass and assault men if they make more than you."

[@isaiahcameron8170]

Darrell Covello give in let them make more then us then we can assault them problem solved

[@kirsjawaki]

yeah militant feminist gives evryone a bad name. equality how hard is that consept really?

[@firstnamelastname7124]

Good way to get fired

[@Xollob2]

@@isaiahcameron8170 Shame it wont work that way.

[@Asghaad]

@@firstnamelastname7124 good way to get put into a hospital with few broken bones ...

[@frenzberry]

are we gonna forget the fact that the pink tax segment in this video was basically saying that in order to remove the wage gap, we need to make another wage gap

[@qwormuli77]

Also, I'd make a point about how they try to somehow make a seriously taken argument by showing the most pathetic temper tantrum they can. This has to be a parody.

[@noxsiacnumberxv5718]

I used mah wage gap to destroy teh wage gap

[@katsuma-csgo8264]

It’s actually a Super Bowl commericla

[@syrenarch251]

@@katsuma-csgo8264 my respect for the super bowl has already gone down to the lowest point, now its in the negatives

[@stevecolour8010]

Im pretty sure men pay a lot more for cars so that should balance it out... It has nothing to do with that men on average tend to buy pricier models... At least if I use their logic. Also wanted to add that the idea that there are inherently manlier cars that make you manly (and the implication than being manly = being good) is stupid. I like cars but that does not make me manly or cool or desirable or a better person.

[@RedTheOutlaw]

Watching this in 2023. I can't tell if things are better or worse tbh.

[@Cherno35]

I miss 2018.

[@mrtalos]

I think the BuzzFeed left has been mostly put down. What's left barely has any traction.

[@tomcoop9750]

Worse lol

[@theodore7986]

I like how there are probably actual problems worth debate, and they choose to talk about men sitting with their legs open

[@necrozin8298]

Or about men sharing gender with Donald Trump

[@stephaniecasper7578]

Yeah. When will they talk about how some of the biggest human trafficking hubs are in the US?

[@Dorksolus]

Lizzie Dizzie sorry, feminists don’t have a brain

[@Dorksolus]

Thats why that men have things called testicles in BETWEEN their legs. They dont know how inconvenient it is.

[@nikkinicole4990]

Lizzie Dizzie and they are being talked about, real feminists talk about them, these people aren’t feminists they are radical feminists. It sucks they are the majority these days. There are still feminists who don’t hate men Thank God, we’re just really really hard to find in a sea of assholes

[@heyfell4301]

"Why are women getting less paid?" Don't know, but maybe throwing a coffe cup on the face of your boss is not a good way to get better paid. XD

[@whynot6266]

Yeah, more like a better way to get sued.

[@simplepointstudio6210]

@Ludimeel Sorbo If a reason exists to do something like that... go for it. I encourage it. But as the guy said, don't expect then that the boss will treat you the same way he threats others. That's something that some people don't see.

[@classydays43]

I've never seen someone take a cup to the chin so well. It's like his chin could carve his visage out of a mountain and still require shaving after the finishing touches.

[@heyfell4301]

@@classydays43 Maybe that was her plan from the beginning. Now it makes sense to me. She wanted to severely hurt the boss so that she could take his place and gain more. The only thing she doesn't expected was the police waiting on her door the next day. XD

[@classydays43]

@@heyfell4301 well if the future has any amount of predictability, she can cry her way out of just about anything. Cupto the face? Self defence - he was forcing a glass ceiling on top of her. He was oppressing her. He was an awful boss. What did he do? Well, what didn't he do? He a MAN, of course he's responsible for something horrible!

[@maniclipse6310]

Women: “Hmmmm.... How do we convince people that we are oppressed by men?” Other Woman: “How about we film a video about breaking their stuff, physically assaulting them, and then telling them that it’s their fault.” Woman: *Slowly removes glasses*

[@tokstar3235]

*HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM*

[@ahappyaccident7879]

GENIUS

[@super_pig103]

By god... YOUR RIGHT

[@who_be_dis8356]

Replace woman with feminist and we should be alright

[@eMorphized]

@@who_be_dis8356 Get with the times; in this day and age, it's pop feminism that's the problem. After all, radfems evolved from second-wave pop feminists.

[@dislexyc]

"how can't you say black names but you can say Schwarzenegger?" *WHILE SAYING SCHWARZENEGGER WITH AN AMERICAN PRONUNCIATION* (W is read as a V)

[@joseaugustodasilvagoncal-su5fu]

I literally couldn't understand that "Squartznigger" was "Schwarzenegger"

[@willkillem737]

He also didn't pronounce Galifianikis Greek.

[@jess-xt1nm]

You're 13 you can't drink that's illegal

[@gingerboi8773]

Her dad Greg's gonna be mad

[@jess-xt1nm]

@@gingerboi8773 yeah greg is gonna ground her

[@romanrepublic1356]

@@gingerboi8773 yeah greg's gonna spank her.

[@australiananarchist480]

@@romanrepublic1356 I appreciate this message

[@bruhmoment4378]

Roman Republic spank me Greg

[@mrnotnic5343]

Her: Explains why men spread their legs on a train. Me: did you just ..... understand me

[@wastelandlegocheem]

*Excited Krok noices*

[@togiisuperheavytank]

Then she became a bitch again

[@trutle6208]

@@togiisuperheavytank a bitch? You realize she goes against the points people make in the videos right?

[@togiisuperheavytank]

@@trutle6208 after she became annoying again

[@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET]

R2D2: men have anatomy that makes them sit with their legs open. Ashoka: im finally beginning to understand you little guy!

[@Liltinasmile]

There's a difference between comfortably opening your legs and straddling the seat

[@teej5619]

Right tho

[@iamaraven8657]

Straddling the seat is sometimes necessary

[@Liltinasmile]

@@iamaraven8657 I 100% agree with you

[@billyawn4662]

How come woman always say man take too much room when they take like 4 seats because of all their bags (not all woman there are smart nice woman not just idiots like the ones from this video)

[@fionabrennan9148]

Or sitting sideways to take up three seats... 😂😭💀

[@SpiceCh]

Black people: "Stop stereotyping and discriminating against us! It's racist!" Also black people: " **ALL** white people do X and are Y" Also racially insensitive =/= racist. But then again I wouldn't expect a hypocrite to know the difference.

[@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5]

Tha's funy, cause Men ARE XY! I'm not drnk, fuc u...

[@thekommandokookbook8577]

"I spend more money, but I win in the end. Capitalism"

[@meetingoftheminds5926]

A Vulgar Individual that describes bitcoin more than capitalism tbh

[@misterbardfastsrandomshena5875]

Damn microtransactions! -clenches fist-

[@tibfulv]

+cark the meem police Actually, it's a pretty good description of the market. (I loathe calling it capitalism, which is Marxist terminology.) Commies don't spend as much because, ultimately, they don't produce as much. A free market doesn't have these problems.

[@mysteretsym]

Thats called free pay to win games

[@tibfulv]

+Soviet who Cuts Thanks for the warning, comrade. :D

[@humanman8975]

"Women should get more money because ..." *Shows video of women vandalizing a car, and kicking a coffee mug into a guy's face*

[@tbarnestb]

Gaming King Literally lol

[@tophatpat6050]

Gaming King all you deserve is to be locked up

[@macklyon7476]

women should get paid more because they are irrational and insane and will inevitably be fired and/or thrown in prison? that's what that video tells me...and I'm a woman (anti-feminist/rational thinker).

[@waltdisney9729]

😂

[@fanaticscout485]

Whats the name of the video i forgot

[@Goldenheart_345]

At least you won't remember this after you're done

[@elmikis8649]

Golden Heart c mamó :v

[@catj.v.6904]

"I drink to forget but I always remember."

[@DeaFX]

us others have to live with the pain

[@Goldenheart_345]

Sweets "I found the forth graders! They're inside each other!"

[@FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat]

Golden Heart That's for the people that use alcohol. I'm using sparkling lemon water, so I don't have that.

[@MrWeedCat7070]

I’ve been watching this channel since high school and it’s crazy to rewatch and see what use to make me annoyed. Compared to the shit going on today, this is rather lukewarm.

[@hannahschrenk7981]

How on earth can someone make their young child, who has no idea what they're actually talking about and is just parroting what their parents tell them, say words like rape and sexual assault and still think they're in the right?

[@spike4850]

Hannah Schrenk exactly! They still hate boys - who are they to lecture on inequality?

[@courier7049]

"You think that's a child down there? Don't be fooled. She's a Little Sister now. Somebody went and turned a sweet baby girl into a monster. Whatever you thought about right and wrong on the surface, well, that don't count for much down in Rapture."

[@CY3ERUS]

Courier now all they need is big daddies oh wait white knights welp we're boned

[@MarvelousMusicmmusic]

Mental illness

[@-tyrese-7931]

I just want to know the location of those children so I can make that statistic true

[@glntv5217]

Feminists: buy 10 different lotions for every part of the body Men: haha, money go brrr

[@techwizpc4484]

Me: Press (x) for doubt. If they didn't they wouldn't look horrible, particularly the disgusting looking ones. I think they took the idea of using just one type of soap for general washing.

[@gagecollie2180]

governemnt: you can't just put 1 million dollars into the economy me: money printer go brrrrrrr

[@lowtherlars]

Death Is Nice one million? Those are rookie numbers

[@arvidejhed7280]

@@lowtherlars libertarians entering the chat

[@theguythatasked6400]

Men’s all in one BBQ sauce, motor oil, rat poison, shampoo, deodorant, and hydrochloric acid!

[@jeniverevalearen5844]

That last one really upset me. Once my younger cousin said she didn't want to be a girl anymore. And it wasn't because she was trans. She was shown all of these feminist percentages of rape, wage gap, etc... She felt being a woman meant one day we will be raped as a complete fact. Not IF, but WHEN. Feminism didn't empower her. It was fear mongering and she lived for years feeling weak and fearing men, but wanting to be one so she could be safe. Finally she aged, wised up and did research. Realized the world isn't really like that. So to teach little girls like that makes me sick because I remember just how miserable my cousin was.

[@ezodragon]

Dude I was in the exact same place as your cousin for a few years of my teens. Most strongly I was convinced that I wouldn't be taken seriously if I wanted to go into science. Except no man in real life had ever discouraged me, only fear mongering fucking feminism.

[@grahvis]

Jenivere Valearen The statistics on sexual harassment and assault feminists love to quote are largely based on feelings rather than facts. Woman hears sexist joke, she doesn't particularly like it but shrugs it off not caring that much about it. The radical feminist however, sees a woman who was sexually harassed but doesn't report it because she was too shocked and traumatised, another poor victim to add to the statistics.

[@puccapopular10]

Im glad your cousin was able to see the bullshit feminist brings. Its fucking disgusting how feminists would fear monger other women especially little girls into becoming victims when that shouldn't be the case. If feminism was about empowerment then they should encourage them into following their dreams and pursue their own lives not degrade them into victimhood. I'm a STEM major and no one ever discouraged me from pursuing it. Feminism has been a joke probably before i was even born and especially now where they complain about men when there are women in 3rd world countries that do need feminism. Why don't they do something for these women instead of complaining about manspreading or some other bs issues??

[@JaneGo]

that last video really was disgraceful.

[@admiralmudkip9836]

That's honestly fucking scary

[@daviddundrea4985]

“This girl sounds drunker than me” haha 😆 She really does sound wasted doesn’t she, haha

[@Pukeprincess]

I mean that’s how kids sound when they cuss

[@Squall1980]

Somewhere someone is saying to their kids, "We're not going to be able to eat today but at least we're not in America where we have to worry about blackface gifs."

[@Mysteri0usChannel]

If women got paid 22% less for the exact same work companies would only employ women cause it'd be cheaper and they'd get the same results. Either women don't get paid less, Or their work isn't as good as a man's.

[@mathematiciantim3439]

FiNNiK no they won’t because they would need some people to get the work done

[@AntarcticMagpie]

It used to happen, in the Industrial Revolution beginnings. Also, children could fit into smaller spaces, so were used down mines in tiny shafts. Aren't we fortunate to live now!

[@martis4951]

You do know that if done that would make the company a bit suspicious? Remember they're breaking a law. Google for example weren't paying their female employees the same as the men, or Jennifer Lawrence getting paid way less than her other actors, and they got exposed.

[@Mysteri0usChannel]

@@martis4951 yeah, Google was paying the women more than the men

[@Hero_of_Legend]

In theory...no. You would get 3/4 of the work done, since 1 week a month they would be having their *redacted because us men are apparently scared of the dreaded M word*

[@pixelpudding3914]

The Digital Blackface thing has the same energy of “You’re racist because you don’t like anime/kpop”

[@ratman-f1b]

come to think of it emojis were made by the japanese weren't they? now like 10% of people can use emojis otherwise its cultural appropriation

[@DrTasty18]

i hadnt' heard about the digital blackface until now. So let's say we don't want to be racist, and stop using gifs with black people in it. Wouldn't that be construed as racist? White people not using gifs with black people in it because there are black people in it...they literally don't know how to make progress

[@Glomoro]

Black people in anime used as gifs by black people would be racist against both black people and the Japanese, because the Japanese were racists for using the image of black people and the black people are using gifs derived from anime made by the Japanese. My brain hurts from having birthed this thought.

[@rosesapling72]

Evan Bates I mean I'm like 1% asian, that means I can get at least1% of emojis, right?

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Rose Sapling but only the lame 1%

[@stewiegriffin12341]

“You don’t look like a Star Wars fan” is a fucking compliment. Take it from me, a Star Wars fan.

[@caesarsalad8767]

ah yes I'm sorry for mansitting while manwatching this video that i am now mancommenting on manedit: thanks for so many manlikes!

[@caesarsalad8767]

holy crap that was fast

[@adore.autumn454]

thats offensive i bet ur manbreathing too lol

[@tristanlepage3961]

man, i hate myself for manreplying to this comment

[@someimmature12yearold81]

And manliving

[@caesarsalad8767]

i added to the joke

[@adamnygard165]

"....ya clots, and ya membrane cheese. You can miss me on that shit." You're great

[@bonniejunk]

miss me with that membrane chess shit

[@wormpoo]

4:21 lol

[@totemofundyne6963]

"You cringe you drink" sweetie that's alcoholism

[@thedarkartist3635]

Time to alcoholic

[@Nobody-wu1zm]

That's suicide

[@thedarkartist3635]

Nobody yes I want to currently

[@Nobody-wu1zm]

@@thedarkartist3635 Don't we all

[@pk.jzantetsuken4818]

HOW DARE YOU CALL HER SWEETIE! That's sexist

[@sirrmobreadings6978]

6:19 "hey Jann what should we use as our representation of a man?" "meh just put in a guy in a suit holding a briefcase" "ooookay? but how can we make clear they're a bad person?" "i don't know, have the briefcase fall open and have it be filled with money and porn or some shit" "what kind of porn? do we have to censor that?" "Meg i'm getting real tired of your shit, just get some porn, go to dave from accounting, he probably has some in his briefcase you can borrow"

[@pajama5364]

"Women get paied 22% less than men" *Chops $1* Me: That was a good waste of a dollar...

[@milesobrien2694]

Also technically a crime if it was a real dollar bill.

[@supermouse73]

Miles O'Brien I don’t think it was, as I’m fairly certain you aren’t allowed to show real money in KZbin videos

[@pugwhisperer6502]

It would be illegal under the equal pay act of 1976

[@CoronaKirisame]

@@supermouse73 Mr. Beast is shaking rn

[@duartemonteiro9459]

You mean paid.

[@thenumber27issomehowtaken]

At this point arnold schwarzenegger will be canceled for his name sounding like the n-word.

[@jpfn99]

Schwarz means black in german, so its even worse lol

[@dexterjettster3683]

Now I can’t unhear that, thanks

[@Bratpfannenfett]

The meaning behind his name is a Home name for someone who lived on a (black) ledge (corner) overgrown with conifers. Like a dark Place

[@dhruvyamdagni5858]

hey bro dont give them ideas...

[@callemontelius4772]

Nah. Someone is gonna be cancelled for slightly mispronouncing his name

[@aahilalwani5019]

Every minute I spent on this channel is worth it

[@kwenchsg428]

Aahil Alwani yasssd

[@landonmorrison9467]

Aahil Alwani so true

[@OggerFN]

10:28 T I M E I N V E S T E D R I G H T

[@noremac7216]

So the big dramatic pink tax PSA where the women were breaking stuff. Her boss is Superman. She shattered a cup of coffee on his face. And he barely flipped the sheer blunt impact, the broken shards of glass, the burning hot liquid, it means nothing to this super chad. This man is clearly the boss because he eviscerated all of the competition with his bare hands.

[@QuintonReviews]

It’s been too long since I watched one of these, so much fun.

[@Buddidall]

Whatching someone get really drunk watching stupid shit? Me too

[@punderland6817]

Quinton Reviews Ermahghaaaaad its Quinton!!!

[@kidkangaroo5213]

Quinton is an average joe who no one understands Calum, Mike or Owen always giving him demand Down the hall, into his room starts ratting instantly When his hard work and sweat makes him just 10 cents He is a Reviewer, Sub-par Reviewer Beards and Flannel! Misquoted comic panels! He is a Reviewer, Sub-par Reviewer

[@xx4444xxDOTexe]

Quinton notice me!

[@stick-itproductions.3307]

Quinton Reviews It's always fun finding a Quinton comment. It's like finding an Easter egg in a movie.

[@814912]

That video with the little girls is just so disturbing. When I was their age I'd literally never even heard of those concepts and bad language they're throwing about. I didn't know that sexual assault was a thing, or that there was a supposed "gender paygap", and I definitely didn't throw swear words around like that. I just had a normal, happy, non-angry childhood where I assumed I could be whoever I wanted. I think if one thing goes against feminism, it's drilling into the minds of little girls that they're supposedly "oppressed" at such a young age!

[@abhijithravikumar5300]

That video is the most disturbing feminist video I have seen this month, and that says a lot

[@abhijithravikumar5300]

What did they tell those poor, innocent children??!!

[@jonathanc7681]

Hitler youth?

[@angelamazakas2624]

Its like they're being brainwashed....told the supposed "correct" opinions before they can form their own (about such concepts)

[@fieldy409]

I know a woman who told her kids everything about sex and sexual assault. She explained to me it was so her kids could tell her what happened if some pedo did something to them since sometimes kids get confused about whats happening and it helps the pedo convince them not to tell. Honestly can't argue with it and they seem fine.

[@kasseydenker3030]

"Can I speak to your manager?" ~ Shoe0nHead 2018

[@justaconfusednerd4300]

This needs to be top comment

[@Swatman170]

Surprised that she only started slurring speech a bit by the end, I was expecting liver failure 5 minutes in with her list of drinking criteria.

[@requiemgold4793]

"cAn I spEaKs t'mAnagEr?"

[@kasseydenker3030]

Orkboss saaaame

[@SigismundSonOfDorn]

"Women need more because our stuff is more expensive " Oh...kay? Boycott them. Stop buying expensive stuff. Learn to work a budget

[@acidkritana3406]

Lol so true

[@wrench3112]

"REEEE I SPEND MY MONEY ON EXPENSIVE SHIT I DON'T NEED AND THERFORE THERE'S A WAGE GAP AND SHIT"-every single femiazi

[@ferbez9234]

they will be twice as angry because boycott includes boy.

[@wrench3112]

@@ferbez9234 "WE WANT GENDER EQUALITY....WHY ARE THEYRE BOYS BOYCOTTING WIRH US REE THIS BOYCOT IS MY SAFE SPACE"

[@ferbez9234]

@@wrench3112 that's about sums this up ain't it?

[@lorddio5498]

liquor store owner: So why are you shopping here today? June: I hate myself. store owner: Don't we all..

[@nethascotx24]

Nice

[@sampletext0076]

Me to man, me to

[@davidnavarrorodriguez7877]

Yarou... Dio!

[@adenn_4_126]

When your eating and girls start explaining their period blood clots

[@shgds]

When she said "pulling cheese" I literally (not even joking) vomited in my mouth. I was eating rice, Jesus fuck man

[@alexanderd6793]

Same

[@stinker6784]

@@shgds F

[@heroofwinds1251]

Glad wasn't the only one 🤮🤢

[@SvenTviking]

chicken foot Man, NOTHING puts me off my grub.

[@mccvargues7792]

I live how he still misprounounces Schwarzenegger

[@zdeity3620]

I saw this and knew, “Oh Jesus, she’s going to give herself alcohol poisoning.”

[@DevinHenely]

Z Deity she almost died at the end

[@zachq1442]

You know feminist have a bad argument when Shoe is literally destroying them with like 10 shots down the drain

[@jjsmith7834]

Uhh... I didn't see any of those being full shots

[@Axeloy]

@@jjsmith7834 I don't see you being a year over 16

[@jjsmith7834]

@@Axeloy I don't suppose my age, whether I were 16 or 37 years old, would have any bearing on the actual volume of rum consumed by the creator of this video. But yeah, sure, why not.

[@nerd_nato564]

@@jjsmith7834 Well, she isn't used to drinking and she said she is light, so yeah, it doesn't need to be a full shot to get her as drunk as other people

[@jjsmith7834]

@@nerd_nato564 good grief. I wasn't making a character judgement. A "shot" is a specific measurement of distilled spirits. 3oz. 10 shots would be just under a quart. That amount of liquor, consumed over that short a duration, could actually become a medical emergency. I'm a well seasoned drunkard and i wouldn't want to attempt it.

[@jacobhafar538]

Kids rapping? Definitely makes it easier to take feminists seriously.

[@blokvader8283]

I still cant get over one of them calling the other one "F-Money"

[@shade_zz1585]

Why did I read that as *kidnapping*???

[@hurrikane3740]

Theres a reason children should stay quiet

[@acidkritana3406]

@@shade_zz1585 Lol same

[@jacobhafar538]

cuzim batman I mean fair, tbh these kids can't have wanted to do this

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

9:10 I didn’t think it was possible to become the “How do you do, fellow kids?” meme _as a kid._

[@mr.theking2484]

6:03 I don't think kicking your boss' coffee in his face is the best way to ask for a raise...

[@Fishmen64]

plz dont like dis comment

[@jediael9906]

Feminists

[@josephhuston4186]

Dont like your pay? Just fucking assault your boss

[@Judginn]

No te entendí ni verga, no se inglés.

[@armorman3005]

Lol

[@randoliz]

R.I.P. Shoe's Overworked Liver. Shoe's Melted Eyes. Shoe's Damaged Ears. Shoe's Brain Cells. Press F to pay respects.

[@louisagreer1700]

F

[@theofficialnerd4449]

F

[@additoons4668]

F

[@minaistrash4592]

F

[@elenamisubean]

F

[@Pellbort]

I paused it on the kid rapping - the cringe was beginning to hurt. Then I realized that I should be a better stoic and pressed on. Please don't test me this way. It's too densely packed.

[@CharismaticDad]

Pete Rockwell I was listening to it while cooking and thought it was an Aziz Ansari skit.

[@dizzysaliche3529]

I didn't actually find that cringey thoughs since they were kids. Had they been adults though...

[@terrantheblack6587]

Pete Rockwell that one made me shed an Indian tear..

[@76678-m]

I had to fast forward that one, too. That was just painful. By the way, wasn't that a white girl rapping? If so, why didn't she get called out for cultural appropriation?

[@ashthetrash6457]

Pete Rockwell Me too, my face hurt so much after that!

[@faithful451]

"they'll use body lotion as face lotion" me not using any lotion at all: checkmate

[@Tyler-dt7kj]

That one guy: how come you can’t pronounce *generic “black” name* Also that guy: *pronounces schwarzenegger incorrectly*

[@nathanpusceddu7828]

Pastel Cryptonym this comment needs some love, it’s great

[@ninapartofbtsdnataekook9491]

Exactly 💜

[@soundlesspeal]

i like this one. hilarious and original

[@Otakupatriot117]

I've also had black people mispronounce my name. It's not a hard name at all. But *I'm* racist if I tell them they're saying it wrong.

[@KFCGAMING55]

Reminds me of this black girl whose last name was "Nagaer" pronounced "Nahjear"

[@baka_4615]

I feel offended over how Shoe talks about my 3-in-1 body wash xD...

[@octaneeatshiscereal7851]

Suave three in one yeeeeaaaaa booiii

[@theoverthinker1978]

You can also use it to wash the dishes.

[@huzumnicolas4343]

@@theoverthinker1978 I also use it as toothpaste,floor cleaner and to wash my car. That's what I would call a three in one! Wash humans,cars and floors.

[@baka_4615]

@@huzumnicolas4343 Dog wash

[@baka_4615]

@@huzumnicolas4343 I'd say it stands for Human, House and Everything else

[@oldsoul7792]

Lmao your shots kept getting smaller and smaller. And now I'm drunk from playing along.

[@robert23456789]

asume you had proper shots and wasn't just drinking water like shoeonhead was you think i can't tell when some one is acting drunk we need to see a 24 hour rection to all buzzfeed the winner is the one who dont kill em self thats the next youtube challenge 24 hours of buzzfeed video's

[@gaaraati]

Devin Belson she cheated xd

[@robert23456789]

i sentence her to 48 hours of non stop buzzfeed video take her away

[@jamesspinner7764]

Thank you for sharing my drunkenness. Have another one! one me! if free internet drinks count.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

(Drunkishly) go back to youe male tears mug, hydrogendered snowflake

[@granolabob1]

shoe: doesn't ever drink also shoe: straight rumshots

[@sazdc3343]

The Feminist Rappers: LET ME HEAR YOU SCREEEAAAMM Shoe: AAAAAAAAAAA

[@waspoppin4784]

A

[@andii-]

A

[@jontraz5993]

A

[@arxwbuilds]

a

[@fabiocamiloaga1525]

ª

[@jackandy1736]

I'm really sorry for manexisting, i'm gonna stop it now

[@har-vwf7729]

F

[@robinmichaelrath]

Trans?

[@leahozhantortune771]

ManI'?m manreally mansorry manfor manexisting, manI'm mangonna manstop manit mannow.

[@Loughanson]

Im sorry for mansuaciding

[@someimmature12yearold81]

F

[@caturix4541]

Also, as a german native speaker: no american in history EVER said arnold schwarzenegger rigth.

[@jenswieth7397]

@cody dotson you people dont have the same "r" and "w" sounds we do, it'd be super hard

[@woods2424]

@cody dotson the w would be pronounced as a v sound in english

[@Swenthorian]

I'm an American with a degree in Linguistics, focusing on Phonetics and Phonology. I also speak Hochdeutsch conversationally, with very good pronunciation. I can and have definitely said "Schwarzenegger" right.

[@caturix4541]

@@Swenthorian no

[@howaboutno4002]

@@Swenthorian alright bud you don't need to try flex in a KZbin comment section. I don't think he was being literal, because I'm pretty sure he himself has said it right. Maybe you should study less on linguistics and more on the actual use of language.

[@boxman7044]

“Because we all died in 2012” That’s…..surprisingly accurate

[@terminallygray]

I bet it was before even 2012 but nobody noticed until then.

[@Skidd0]

I've met polish people who cant pronounce my polish name. Maybe race DOESNT matter?? Hmmmmmmm

[@wesleyf2446]

I mean cactus plant doesn't seem so hard to say? 😂😂

[@Skidd0]

Boi cactus plant isnt my name

[@wesleyf2446]

@@Skidd0 of course Not man I was joking 😂😂

[@Skidd0]

I knew that

[@hit2kick597]

@@Skidd0 kto polak

[@ryansmukala7618]

“Our haircuts are more expensive.” Well I’d imagine that has something to do with the amount of hair you females typically possess as well as what you usually want done to it. Most males, there are exceptions, don’t get the same exact stuff done as you guys. Usually just a trim. “Our underwear is ridiculously more expensive” There are cheap underwear options. Stop going for the expensive stuff all the time.

[@404ever]

Nice pfp, I love Floyd too

[@montypython5521]

@jojofromtx Who tf out here getting biweekly haircuts

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

That video is them saying “women deserve welfare because women are retarded.”

[@phyokyawkhaing2251]

@monty python Harry Potter

[@cuntpuncherino]

I paid about $40 for a nice set of clippers, that was about a year ago and the last time I paid for my haircut. I also dont wear undies so...

[@magical9031]

I almost puked like why would u paint with period blood WHY

[@flexinflexin8238]

feminist are fucking pyschos

[@ewan_mclean]

MagicalToasty yeah like I was fucking GOING TO eat some food, but

[@shrek3397]

They put the blood in the fridge with other food

[@shrek3397]

That’s like putting rotten fish in the fridge

[@beansforsalewahoo]

It's so unsanitary why-

[@matthewmusselwhite591]

4 years later and your content still kicks ass!!!