Watching Free Birds, a TERRIBLE thanksgiving movie, DRUNK (so you don't have to)

[@normalhuman9878]

Fun fact: actual turkeys would not give a fuck about watching a Thanksgiving dinner. They would eat the turkey if you gave it to them. Birds are metal as fuck. As dinosaurs, they are the rightful rulers of this planet, they’re just letting us have a turn to be polite

[@MissAlaniousVideos]

If I had a nickel for every time Owen Wilson played a character who was possibly bisexual, had a blue color scheme, and had a bunch of homoerotic scenes with a character with a red color scheme, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

[@ClownieFace]

God, who was the second one?

[@MissAlaniousVideos]

Jedediah from Night at the Museum

[@dovecat9140]

What about Mobius and Loki lmao

[@MissAlaniousVideos]

Perhaps, but they don’t have red and blue color schemes.

[@squidlord7438]

Besides us thinking that it was really a love triangle between the main character, the red main character, and the other blue guy that had a dance sequence with the other main, my very sober bröther and I had the same reaction

[@Coffee_Cat_Coffee]

The quirky turkey is a flawless masterpiece.

[@AthenaPOfficial]

It is the only good piece of thanksgiving media

[@AthenaPOfficial]

That and every other bobs burgers thanksgiving episode

[@Coffee_Cat_Coffee]

@@AthenaPOfficial TRUE!!!

[@sugarysting]

i remember watching this at a church sunday school, and i remembered absolutely nothing about it, but they ALWAYS make the main guy character have such good chemistry with the other guy character and then just end up with a girl at the end, like literally theres so many examples

[@cridly]

You don't understand, this is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!

[@charlesdunn9222]

That’s right. This is the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu.

[@Junior_Psychonaut]

I remember watching this movie when it came out I recall nothing from this movie Edit: Seeing one clip of the movie reminded me that I remember it being strangely homoerotic

[@thehyperobsesr]

This is a very forgettable movie for sure and I definitely watched it more than I’d like to admit, but does anybody remember the Chuck E Cheese commercials on tv with the Free birds bracelet things? Also this movie was very uncomfortably awkward with all the flexing and the girl birds lazy-eye thing

[@Mariana_Manta]

How dare roast the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving *to* *get* *turkey* *OFF* *THE* *MENU*

[@commercialairliner]

That's right. They're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF the menu.

[@normalhuman9878]

I’ve actually seen this movie and I know it’s an absolute trip “I need you to save future turkeys from dying, take this doorknob”

[@worknotinprogress7172]

I've watched this movie once or twice before, but now I can't remember if I actually paid attention to it either times because I didn't remember anything about it besides the very beginning before he even met the red turkey. I barely remember the little girl adopting the blue turkey. I completely forgot it had a time travel plotline lol

[@kippdipp6045]

HOLY TURKEY! Its the movie about turkeys going back in time to the first thanks giving to get turkeys off the menu!

[@thesemicolon7269]

That’s right, it’s the movie about the turkeys going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!

[@SomeGuyCalledJack]

Been waiting for thisssss haha. Movie looks shocking, but well made...idk if that makes sense 😂

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Oh I totally get it! High production but like???? No thought somehow?!!

[@kristenhlady4079]

10:00 free birds is just a giant pizza ad lololol😂

[@TSDTalks22]

I loved this movie when I was a kid. I was a stupid child.

[@AthenaPOfficial]

I don’t blame you. Even as a (drunk) adult this movie almost tricked me into thinking i was wrong for finding it unfunny

[@subzer0548]

Same

[@rocketman437]

​@@AthenaPOfficial "Mom, I'm scared"

[@hi-uv5mp]

I was forced to watch this movie with my family 💔

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Did they actually... LIKE IT?? 😰

[@hi-uv5mp]

@@AthenaPOfficial my little brother did. Everyone else suffered

[@markherron1407]

I got through watching it on Netflix! Happy Thanksgiving, and Merry Christmas ⛄🎄 Blessings and Hugs 💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕!

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Thank you so so much!!!! Same to you 🤩

[@Ami_E_Bowen]

I remember seeing the ads for this movie and then completely forgetting all about it.

[@rodrickswife4ever]

we're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

[@subzer0548]

This was the first animated movie I ever saw as a 10 year old who had trama from war and blood shed gun murder movies. The first movie I got to choose was a real life story of a girl and a dog in war and the one scene I remember was the main character(the women) peeing in a bush after drinking at a party and gets the police called and getting in trouble with her Sargent almost getting kicked out and then having sex 😀

[@nooneokie]

The fact that I watched this in a movie theater when I was younger-

[@calvine295]

You forgot to react to the post credit scene that set up the sequel that never happened.

[@TheOtakuNinja69]

When they showed the Pizza Scene in the original movie they were advertising Chuck E Cheese for the pizza they were eating.

[@kristenhlady4079]

Id time travel to when my mom was alive again 😢

[@NTD2827]

I've always thought the same thing about wine bottle openers

[@Ami_E_Bowen]

I'd like to time travel to the 50s or 60s so I could see the time of early Rock n roll ala Elvis, Buddy Holly and The Crickets, Chuck Berry, etc.

[@negligible_reality]

I remember being in middle school and going on a field trip to the local movie theater to see this movie with the entire 6th grade class. Didn't like the movie back then, and it honestly is even worse as an adult omfg. Legit the only thing I liked about it was the homoerotic relationship between the main guy and the big, buff bird but even that sucked because all their chemistry went nowhere and he ended up with the "lazy-eye" girl on the end. 💀💩

[@jozefienvoets2744]

no way me and my brother watched the Dutch dubbed version of this so many times when we were little

[@Arealhuman-gh7zk]

Rewatching this gem for Thanksgiving

[@MythicalWolfPup2005]

I actually liked this movie, genuinely. I didn't realize the movie was considered this bad, LOL. I still enjoy the movie, haha

[@theanonymouscomet4373]

I loved this movie so much. I realize it’s pretty stupid and..bad. But i still watch it for the nostalgia, i used to watch it during road trips when i was little along with better off dead.

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Oh no i totally understand!! It was so fun and off the wall- if it grabbed my attention this much as an adult I just know younger me would've ate it UP

[@theanonymouscomet4373]

@@AthenaPOfficial I certainly did, I wound up on your video on a Nostalgia kick after I found free birds was on netflix and not a fever dream I made up-I came searching for free birds content lmfao

[@kaydeejohnson2028]

I would time travel to 4:30am

[@robsyers8647]

I'm just here for the Rites of Spring t shirt.

[@canine_teeth]

omg i remember watching this when i was a kid and i thought it was fire ngl

[@nevaehhamilton3493]

At least Schafrillas liked it.

[@LuriQeciri]

Good luck I didn’t even finish the movie it was soo bad

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Hahaha it was really really difficult

[@distortedmeatbal7191]

I would go to the Devonian period so then I can live amongst my Hynerpetons

[@chazkirbu]

I know this is from two years ago but I just gave you 666 likes

[@qhadriidodson9409]

To Be Honest I Liked The movie since I was young. It’s Funny and I kinda liked it a little.

[@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme]

This is a Rio ripoff

[@AthenaPOfficial]

I've never seen Rio but now I have to

[@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme]

@@AthenaPOfficial ok

[@corndogbark5915]

I don’t think gay shipping Lightning McQueen Turkey was what I expected, but I don’t think it could have turned out better

[@orangeisland5804]

i should Go to 2099

[@Yuki_Qween]

Her líver hates her

[@orangeisland5804]

Do More Lore videos please

[@Tea-undertale]

I actually like this movie..I seem to like a lot of movies the rest of the world doesn’t

[@Red_the_spirit]

I watched this in my music class 😭

[@Red_the_spirit]

The movie

[@PeacefullyHaunted]

This was actually my little sisters favorite movie as a kid, surprising to no one she doesn't have any friends

[@Arealhuman-gh7zk]

Turkey

[@Arealhuman-gh7zk]

The best bi turkey movie

[@random32i8]

they should have been gay lovers, i ship it

[@jerrylouis8930]

If you don’t like this movie, you love your farmer.

[@swirlzee9783]

I kinda like the movie 😞

[@AthenaPOfficial]

It was definitely entertaining haha- also I love that other people enjoy it I just like joking around is all!

[@Cal-Craft]

I love the movie i watched and it very good notbad

[@gaygrim]

5:30 NO I COMPLETELY AGREE ATHENA THE BIRDS SHOULD HAVE BEEN GAY!!!