Wavy News 10/24/19 Turkeys and ghosts (no.19-002)

Dead ppl found in mausoleum

[@Nicholastrainbecka]

39 found dead inside a mausoleum. Absolutely tragic

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

Wake up people! People disappear every day and end up underground! Even underneath churches! The media doesn't cover this! Something's got them spooked bad. Look under the stone symbols, you'll find a dead body there every time! The priests don't bat an eye! They even assault you when you reveal the bodies!

[@avalonjustin]

You should be more concerned with the nuclear-armed ghosts!

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

@@millenniumhandandshrimp2610 "The coroner says it was death, but it sure seems that a lot of people involved with death wind up dead." - Jesse Ventura

[@andrewwilliams1857]

​@@OrangeHarrisonRB3 A death ray?

[@tuncgurses]

Make this a series lmao

[@Erdenichtspricht]

Esper said turkeys move in the wrong direction: "We see them spinning in orbit."

[@maverickREAL]

The exorcise/exercise joke was clever.

[@Oecobius33]

Audio YTPs are underrated, and these especially are terrific! Franco's ghost possessing Trump would make such a compelling story.

[@magnified111]

The "Pentagonny" lullerz....the whole thing is killing me

[@smacktard7440]

its like Christmas in October!

[@magnified111]

@@smacktard7440 The Puppet liveth!!! He maketh big funny waves, hyuss suh

[@smacktard7440]

@@magnified111 yeah it is getting close to Christmas! and Santa delivered!

[@magnified111]

@@smacktard7440 He sends me little snippets/previews of his coming works on my phone and each time, I jerk off to it. The man knows how to bring out the gay in me

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I hope wavy news becomes an ongoing series

[@christianvelez5608]

NewsPuppet

[@Joe.Horsenail]

It's brilliant.

[@Circuitssmith]

Christian Velez ^if you make a new channel, NP, listen to this guy.

[@christianvelez5608]

Dan D Kudos mate!

[@christianvelez5608]

@noisepuppet now you have to consider this! I’ll tell Jim you’re Bert.

[@chrisprofitt4947]

Finally the Turkey is listening. There may still be a stanky Thanksgiving after all

[@Quicknpointless]

Lol, stinky Thanksgiving 😂

[@_ArmIa]

I think Shaq’s report was my favorite part of this. Concise, yet informative.

[@GatesOfGehenna76]

I once had a nuclear armed ghost haunt my house.

[@zenith8417]

Pakistaniastanstan.

[@handsomebrick]

The Pentagoni.

[@FooPanda]

Okay I'll tell Jim that you're Bert.

[@jincyquones]

I think it's brilliant to have some continuity between "episodes."

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

Sager McGhani from the Pentaghani!!! I literally can't!! xD

[@Person089876]

“President Dump” makes me laugh way more than it should.

[@Mr.Classic91]

2 strange johnsons

[@abraxops]

just downloaded the death app

[@Circuitssmith]

This is a fantastic source to draw from, because it can be like the Sunday newspaper comics where plots continue from last time, like President Dump being harassed by the turkey.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"Tell Jim I'm burt"

[@bmepnt]

“Democrats are pursuing you in a truck at an industrial park in resource-rich Africa.”

[@raiverns9620]

This is a wonderful series please never stop

[@Gl1tch_Gremlin617]

I want to pull a max headroom and replace the actual audio with these on that program lol

[@JensenStiles]

My god, *please* make this a series. And in response to the first Wavy News video's description, definitely release them as a podcast.

[@pegasus7892]

You are a true treasure and each video makes me so glad that I subscribed to you all those years ago. Thanks for the continued content, no matter what form it is!

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

As someone who always has KZbin videos in the background while working, this is perfect!!

[@miccal99]

Man, you GOTTA make this a daily series. Please.

[@v2robosapien]

what a polite turkey

[@wilberforce95]

stocks are mixed in space

[@Jojje94]

I wish there were more radio / podcast poops.

[@Addsomehappy]

I absolutely love these

[@colonthree88]

this has extremely PR Gnus energy and I am here for it

[@noisepuppet]

colonthree #1419 might be my fav

[@colonthree88]

@@noisepuppet pr's bad,

[@Woodside235]

Thought the same thing.

[@bachaddict]

@@noisepuppet where do I find pr gnus?

[@YirbyBond00Y]

Turkeys rise up #GobbleUp

[@AstroTibs]

Good ol President Dump

[@Auride]

Ape McGapey lmaoo

[@jetfueljp4]

I think I shat myself at this one. Lmao yep.

[@subzerobadass]

Democrats are pursuing me in a truck! O NO

[@blatheringblathers347]

If they are centrists, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

[@DawndeEra]

i’d love to play this series on my alexa every morning

[@chefmarv6499]

Sauger McGahnee and the Pentagahnee

[@129140163]

PC Principal Is that how his name is spelled?

[@chefmarv6499]

@@129140163 That's what I heard...

[@noisepuppet]

Seamus MacHooligan Sagar Meghani, AP national security correspondent, Syracuse alum. These elite broadcasters are the best to sentence mix. Immaculate vocal discipline.

[@chefmarv6499]

@@noisepuppet Both assigned at the Pentaghani.

[@kingofthemoon3063]

I hear talk that the turkey was responsible for the attacks on the pentagony.

[@matthewbowen5841]

Shaq tell news real good.

[@AMathMonkey]

This is... si sith swews.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

This is definitely a cool concept. I think if you continue it, you might want to come up with a visual component to differentiate the thumbnails a little more. But keep up the good work...kork!

[@noisepuppet]

I took your advice! Thanks.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@noisepuppet Glad to be of service to the puppet of the noise.

[@Bombtrack411]

(me, to this series) that's ace

[@xxxhuman-errorxxx]

Thank you Noisepuppet

[@Code7Unltd]

2 poops like this. I wonder if this is going to become a running series?

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Exorcise the ghost of Francisco Franco from President Trump.

[@caellach]

Digging the continuity between eps

[@courtneymiddleton9663]

Please never let this end 😂

[@Mattteus]

You are a sentence mixing god.

[@christianvelez5608]

The Return of NewsPuppet?

[@kristentortellini9137]

Oops, sorry looks like we shouldn't have released those turkies....

[@Woodside235]

This is basically your version of the PR News edits.

[@DougsDiggers]

This is the best

[@jakeorel3406]

Yes bro, keep these comin!

[@TrentonMatthews]

Oh I love this!

[@buttpuncher6920]

pakistani-istanistan

[@avalonjustin]

Love this series

[@MrShigura]

@noisepuppet two things: 1. You need a Patreon 2. I’m interested in working on a project with you, what would be the best way to reach you privately to discuss an idea? 🤔

[@SimonTonekham]

Same goes for a Twitch channel!!

[@noisepuppet]

I'm trying to set up a mailbox for it, bbl

[@noisepuppet]

I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to dig this comment back up, but I haven't forgotten it.

[@MrShigura]

@@noisepuppet No worries at all, been enjoying the new content.

[@noisepuppet]

@@MrShigura I'm noisepuppet at the common domain gee mail dot kom, but spell it right. Hoping to evade spambots by writing it like this. Thanks!

[@FooPanda]

Also it's been 3 years, and we still don't why turkies were spinning in space. That's news.

[@LeonardGr]

I can't wait to eat some turkey with gravy

[@anheroichippo5669]

Seeking to exorcise nuclear armed ghosts from their holiest places in Pakistaniastanistan. Lol

[@Fnidner]

wow there's 1902 of these???

[@noisepuppet]

Fnidner no, I decided to keep track of these by naming them after the the year ('19) and how many I've done (this was just the second one). This will make them easy to sort. If I can crank them out fast, I might be able to top 100 of them in 2020, which means I'll need a different naming convention. But I won't run out of numbers in 2019 at least.

[@KingLich451]

@@noisepuppet 100, wOw

[@zalibecquerel3463]

Not bad. Needs more TOOT.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Dang. Wish they'd left Putin in that mausoleum. 😞

[@WivAnques]

"Pakistani-estanistan" lol! Missed that the first time around.

[@UnrelatedArchives]

That's A C E

[@Joe.Horsenail]

That's Ace!

[@GibusWearingMann]

"Democrats are pursuing you in a truck at an industrial park in resource-rich Africa." Well shit I better get this thing moving

[@2.3_44XD--]

Haahh Haahh Haahh

[@thecianinator]

Pakistaniastanistan

[@lolfunacount]

Needed to share this. NIce but simple. Never knew something political can be funny.

[@Pyberspace]

I wish I could double subscribe to a youtube channel

[@FartOfAsspiration]

Pakistanianstanistan