[YTP] FLALF MOM

Excuse me. I sought out gazpacho, and now I have to propel myself into the can.

[@jakesanchez6621]

1:24 "We issue the following decree: Fuck you" That's honestly a pretty sick burn

[@toddfender2578]

It’s on the official court records too. Someone typed it up, and it’s sitting in a filing cabinet somewhere.

[@PauloHernandezXD]

@@toddfender2578lmao true XD

[@Kastagaar]

And therefore, I urge our august body to seek out gazpacho: it is the only soup all of us should eat!

[@saintsea-hat7891]

Bob Jackson with all due respect to general urkel...

[@matthewsexton5490]

RUBBISH! SHRUBISH!

[@erichwashausen4602]

We issue the following decree:

[@coconutnghtmr9931]

@@erichwashausen4602 f**k you!

[@larrymantic2635]

>:(

[@CherryCoke0312]

"We issue the following decree: Fuck you." ~ the sickest burn in all of YTP.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

"masturbate"

[@shawnfields2369]

@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 We herby issue the following decree: seek out gazpacho! It's the only soup that all of us should eat! 1973, wasn't it? We weren't even born when we left earth!(insert dramatic music here).

[@TheSepticFoundry]

To this day, I wonder if Lily ever got her sister's Tamagotchi. Breaks my heart thinking that little digital creature could have been long dead by the time it reached Earth.

[@Roadwarior2]

+TheSepticFoundry Hopefully she remembered to press the pause button.

[@McShaggswell]

That tamagotchi wasn't even born when it left earth you fool.

[@ANDR3alfaro]

Come on mom

[@noisepuppet]

Lily, there's no easy way to say this, but we crashed our space capsule, and while we were wandering around the desert, a huge chasm suddenly opened up in the ground, and your sister fell in. Before she plunged to what certainly must have been her demise, she told me to entrust you with this. Then there were apes walking around in clothes and holding Congressional hearings and so on. Wow, the batteries are still good in this thing.

[@DudeWithThePoop]

"This is not Bill Nye the Science Guy." what a drawback

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

This is ass

[@anomolouscow3761]

Yeah, that would be a drawback.

[@mouserat2545]

idk I'd be kinda relieved considering his people skills...

[@Mrcool210]

"Must be fresh as fuck." "Let's Fuck it"

[@TrebuL]

Shibubbish.

[@DaveTypeII]

Is Shibubbish in Wisconsin or Mississippi? Does it have post office? I'd love to collect a stamp that has a post mark from Shibbubish, Wisconsin on it!

[@21Cayque12]

Ire Works!!!

[@violetcaster4644]

"We issue the following decree: fuck you."

[@thegreat1009]

LMAO

[@thegreat1009]

Hilarious YTP well done hilarious stupendous keep them going

[@PoisonousPen]

“Rubbish! Shebubbish! Rary rarry rawr!” 😂😂😂

[@fatmike371]

"It looks like fucking mexico and it doesn't look like mexico."

[@CherryCoke0312]

+fatmike371 But that's impossible! *BSOD*

[@devinthierault]

We weren't even born when we left earth

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

There is lols on this planet. Must be fresh as f*ck. .....let's f*ck it.

[@robberino4245]

We weren't even born when we left Earth! **dramatic music plays**

[@shawnfields266]

Robberino i agree with the dramatic music. we didnt even leave earth to be born!

[@dasreflex]

Yeah, that would be a drawback.

[@tunameltbrainmelt]

"Bill" "B_B_B_B_B_B_B_B_B_B?"

[@beerhoven]

I wake up and my morning begins, walk to the bathroom saying "this is not Bill Nye The Science Guy" and "man can propel himself into the can". Up to the toilet for a piss and " look at the cock, its gone WILD". I then laugh and quote the rest until I'm showered and dressed. I just wanted you to know these YTPs are gifts that keep on giving, and bring me a chuckle here and there when I hear someone say "rubbish" or such that reminds me of a YTP. Even though my wife thinks I'm even weirder now, I thank you good sir.

[@noisepuppet]

♡♡♡♡

[@beerhoven]

💋

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

+beerhoven Agreed :) YTPs are the best. I guess you have to have that type of humor. Some people just don't get it but a good ytp will make my day, they are hilarious and ingenious XD

[@Continuum1]

shibubbish

[@beerhoven]

rah-re-rah-re-rah!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

"We can travel into our own ears." Ms. Frizzle has entered the chat.

[@bachaddict]

Wow! huh.

[@astroblaster56]

"We conclude that doctor Stanton is fucking rekted" this gon b good.

[@nicks3294]

thrust thrust THRUST THRUST

[@FuckYoutubeCensorship]

"There is lolz on this planet." "Must be phresh as phuck."

[@ServingOthers99]

RhythmOvPain “lets fuck it”

[@ANDR3alfaro]

Let's phuck it.

[@YouTubeIsJustTheWorst]

This has to be the most quotable YTP ever made

[@bachaddict]

therefore we can travel into our own ears!

[@DarkGoldBK]

This is the best ytp I have seen in a year or two. Everything noisepuppet puts out is platinum plated gold filled poop.

[@magnified111]

Took the words right outta my mouth.

[@thegreat1009]

Just like the coc

[@plushifoxed]

RUBBISH SHIBBUBBISH RARRIRARRIRAR

[@shawnfields266]

Roxie Mika We hearby issue the following decree: Seek out gazpacho.

[@DarkPhaaze]

I can't hear the word 'rubbish' now without going 'shibbubbish'.

[@kd4pba]

I feel like this might be my favorite

[@lyesryes]

1:21 "SHIBUBBISH!"

[@p4tworld]

c'mon, mom

[@FartOfAsspiration]

+Poops4theWorld SHIT. **landslide**

[@osuasheuatl]

That's funny for so many reasons

[@xboxisgay23]

C'mon Man. - Joe Biden

[@mouserat2545]

I like to think this is how actual people would behave if they were in this situation.

[@danielruch4983]

noisepuppet is so underated

[@stillegenissen6031]

Is this a sequel to "How to get kicked repeatedly in the groin"?

[@ginamolina820]

Stille Genissen Yeah, that would be a drawback...

[@PhillipH-san]

We weren't even born when we left Earth!

[@5carecrow94]

Must be fresh as fuck. Let's fuck it.

[@ecudude27858]

SHEBUBBISH dang it I’ve been saying it all day

[@wiiviewsnumba1fan]

That ending was perfect.

[@brightorangepants]

Noisepuppet: Pure gold, no matter the sus.

[@SVDCamper]

-There is laals on this planet! -Must be fresh as fuck. You can carry me out now, that was hillarious.

[@majin428]

I was waiting for the TOOT!!....but I guess that was self explantory in the beginning. 😂😂😂😂

[@halfmanhalfmetal]

"Rar re rar re rar!"

[@maxmiddleshirtz]

This is not Bill Nye the Science Guy.

[@JakeandElwoodBlues]

This is ass.

[@marswalker1386]

"We issue the following decree: fuck yoo." < _>

[@FounderOfPartyism]

1:20 We need to teach this vocab in schools.

[@ThaRuffy]

Come on MoM

[@noisepuppet]

Press 7 for what to do with this video.

[@suga4831]

+noisepuppet Let's fuck it.

[@rareblues78daddy]

+noisepuppet To that, I say 4!

[@EhrenCG]

+noisepuppet Yeah, that would be a drawback.

[@homeopathicfossil-fuels4789]

+noisepuppet THEN 5

[@josephglatz25]

+noisepuppet press 4 for Rubbish! RAriRAriRAAR!

[@TrailerPoopers]

This video must be fresh as fuck!

[@gzeusone6532]

+wewmaker seek out gazpacho.

[@galacticam2000]

let's fuck it

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Rubbish!......shibbubbish!!!

[@NathanielByers]

thrust thrust thrust thrust

[@shawnfields266]

Nathaniel Byers we issue the following decree: Fuck You. No offense to general Urkel.

[@Legojake94]

SHEBUBISH!

[@thegreat1009]

I would really like to know the plot development regarding General Urkel and the Apes what will happen next

[@ServingOthers99]

two seconds in and i'm laughing my ass off. your poops are golden!

[@SkylabBeats]

0:51 his eyes get me every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@randallpetroelje3913]

I was almost getting a very unstable feeling watching old Ronald McDonald there for a minute, thought I was going to puke. Thanks! The planet of the apes was also kick ass. Love your show.

[@Roadwarior2]

I now wish to try gazpacho, thank you mister noisepuppet.

[@SixtyforceYTP]

BIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIBI

[@TheMeanMongoose]

+Sixtyforce YTP Yeah, humanity 2.0 is a bit glitchy.

[@SixtyforceYTP]

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *Blue screen you know the gag*

[@Circuitssmith]

Fortunately, they're still aware in the future that *THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH!*

[@FartOfAsspiration]

Mister Hawkins, PLEASE.

[@KingLich451]

bebebebebebebebebebe

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

You are still my favorite ytp maker noisepuppet. Severely underrated on youtube

[@zealotscout]

My favorite line: 2:10. The same thing I ask myself every day.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

So if FLALF MOM and FIMIF SAS DAD got together, what might they, um, "produce"?

[@kuntvomit4507]

coc sos

[@alandpost]

They would subscribe to Zooks so they could receive a child each month.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@alandpost children that even they may not know

[@rocketgrunthyunho]

We weren't even born when we left earth! DUN! DUN! DUN!!!

[@i8dacookies890]

My name is Bill. BILL HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

A MAN HAS FALLEN IN LOVE

[@i8dacookies890]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 !yey!

[@hukkax]

Every time I finish watching a new video from you I end up having these weird half-sigh-half-guffaws for a while. That's a good thing, I guess.

[@DavidB-rx3km]

I always watch these as if they were actual cartoons or programs on the telly

[@bachaddict]

this is phresh as phuck every time I watch it 🔥 speps

[@noisepuppet]

Let's Phuket

[@PennCentral13]

Wow a three person Mercury capsule, who would've thought.

[@FartOfAsspiration]

The first thing in this vid is an honest to goodness TooT. ...This is gonna be goooood.

[@PhillipH-san]

Rubbish..... ShiBUbish RARI _RARI_ RAR

[@sen-te8oq]

your profile photo is shobaleader one

[@shawnfields266]

Oracle 299 Wait. This can't wait a month!

[@gorrilacentaur1577]

We issue the following decree; fuck you.

[@kultiplexify]

SMOOMS

[@ianmichalski7997]

I found the LOLS in this video to be fresh as fuck

[@SiFiGamer2016]

0:46 This one made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

[@HammarixSwe]

Looks like Joan Jett has lost her communication skills.

[@matthewbowen5841]

Breerrrb

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I love raar-ree-raar

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

I was all psyched to watch some Bill Nye the Science Guy. :(

[@bambostic]

You never cease to crack me up man, another great video aha

[@magnified111]

How the fuck do you do it? I can't keep track of which poop from you is my favorite anymore. God, I love you

[@josem.garibay5478]

Rrrrrrrrrr...... Rrrrrapes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ecudude27858]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… Shebubbish

[@bachaddict]

RARERARERAR!

[@JontyMaster]

1:52 Tamagotchi. Your virtual FreerF.

[@VincentOroscoe]

This isn't Bill Nye? *flips desk, leaves*

[@Maldoror2112]

I always appreciate a mention of the Spapes (at 2:54). Did the Faff Plant ever get rebuilt? The Spapes need their Rar Feweef!

[@AlexReynard]

I laughed so hard at this I can barely breathe and my whole fucking face hurts.

[@watches1000]

My favorite franchise.

[@jeremyl6589]

My name is Bill, Bill. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[@mrdanpants]

god bless you noisepuppet

[@JensenStiles]

Severely disappointed by the lack of a Dr. Doom "Toot" joke at the beginning of the video (Maybe the joke is just too easy to deserve being made? Keeping it subliminal, perhaps?), but other than that this video was the most quotable of your recent works - and that's saying something.

[@noisepuppet]

+statoose I hereby resolve to make it up to you.

[@DarkPhaaze]

@@noisepuppet *toot you toot mom

[@OmegaSteel429]

That's awesome opposum!

[@Danominator]

1:19 RARR RIRAAR RERAAAR this is the best thing

[@f0rm0r]

I like these old '70s cartoon poops. You should do Star Trek: the Animated Series. maybe the episode "the infinite Vulcan."

[@Saphiren]

Look at the coc! its gone wild!

[@TheN1H1LL]

What was happened?

[@zealotscout]

Question I ask myself everyday

[@Grellman]

"SHRUBBISH!!!"

[@McShaggswell]

SHIBUBISH

[@combatking0]

smooms

[@saxongreen78]

At least there's "Fresh As Fuck" available on that planet...you could make gazpacho with that.

[@KentonMakings]

GIVE THIS TO MY SISTER, LILY. *It's a Tamagotchi*

[@kanna-san.]

Shit's precious

[@smoli]

T H R U S T H R U S T

[@Jib223]

What was happened? 😂😂 killed me

[@courtneymiddleton9663]

3 years later and this is still shibbubish

[@ginamolina820]

Courtney Middleton But vampires are still pussies though. Whoops, wrong ytp.

[@thegreat1009]

I wish there was more ytps with this level of Comedy

[@SynysterShadow]

Rubbish!... Shibubish! xD

[@BasqueNYC]

"It looks like fuckin Mexico" haha

[@pleasenobadwords3728]

"there IS lels on this planet" "sounds fresh as fuck" ... ... "lets fuck it"

[@eviljoel]

This is fresh as fuck.

[@vanitymirrorss]

YEah ThAt WOULd bE a DrAWBaCk :-/

[@BernardChelgren]

Can we get a sequel to this, please?

[@JumpingJack12100]

We conclude thst Dr. Stanton is fuckin rekt

[@richardgadberry8398]

"It looks like fucking Mexico, and it doesn't look like Mexico."

[@pbonney]

For some reason I need to seek out gispacho.

[@ServingOthers99]

Paul Bonney It is the ONLY soup we must eat!

[@tomyoung5363]

I'm going to name my next cat Shibubbish

[@noisepuppet]

Or General Urkel

[@tomyoung5363]

Yes! I have a bunch of names lined up for all of my future cats: Judge Your Beans, Tommy McNews, Dave's Mom, Rar Sitz, etc.

[@micarguy8239]

Ahh, the original shibbubbish.

[@tncorgi92]

"My name is Bill. Bill." "BEEEEP."

[@SmashLiXs]

"fresh as f*ck, lets f*ck it"