[YTP] Judge Your Beans and his Court of Illegal Law

[@noisepuppet]

source tsl.access.preservica.com/uncategorized/IO_249649da-3ce2-42ec-8145-dd9e05e98d32/

[@tennisballbird]

You seem to have a problem with Texas.

[@MrJimbojamez]

No more, right? Fuck you Texas

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Texas has a lot of poopable history and videos like the original source were ripe for the pooping.

[@noisepuppet]

It's really a sign of how good the public archives are here. I spend some time in Texas archives, and the sources just kinda jump out at you. Not every state has a program like that. Plus you gotta pick on places you've lived.

[@tennisballbird]

@@noisepuppet I can understand that. I live in Virgina and boy the weather is awful. Too hot, too cold (where's the snow?). HUMID.

[@DaThings]

This is the kind of thing kids remember.

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

When's your next vid???

[@MAILBOXHEAD420]

so now, they're really dope. "dope" means cool.

[@osuasheuatl]

noisepuppet really is the pooper's pooper

[@Sakhmeov]

This is the kind of kid things remembmemer.

[@hellogoato]

Noisepuppet: your favorite Pooper's favorite Pooper

[@jirden]

Some smartass finally figured out how to build a snake robot

[@LunarDelta]

"His own testicular brand of law and order" Truly, a great NaM SiƧ MaN

[@shawnfields2369]

Truly... now, we just need some smartass to build us that there Solid Snake robot, on through Test Wexas, or maybe a Naked Snake/Big Boss robot... or a Venom Snake robot, to honor Keifer Sutherland's performance as Venom Snake in the Phantom Pain. I'd love to see that. Or maybe a robot of The Boss, from Snake Eater? If we can get enough smartasses together, in a room, and have them construct some things that'll put a stop to Ms. Lilly Langtree, and the evil Judge Your Beans, and his testicular brand of law and order... but not all at once.

[@plushifoxed]

the splicing on "testicular" is like perfect

[@Circuitssmith]

Yep. peY.

[@armsinmotion]

hey it's the guy who helped Noah in his DS playthrough

[@jeff-8655]

You woke up my beer! You woke up my sandwiches!😂😂😂

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Yep

[@Jacksmusicshack]

YOU'RE FINED FOR DISTURBING MY BEER😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicklespale22]

You woke up mah bear. You woke up mah BEER! lol pewdiepie couldn't tell the difference

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

And you’re running off all my regular cucks!

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

When you head Test through Wexas on US Nighway Hinety, you enter what some folks call Dead Man's Gooch. 😂

[@shawnfields2369]

Some smartass figured out to build a snake robot. That's the kind of thing kids remember. Here's the strangest, saddest shart. The judge refused to die. His love affair with Ms. Lily was indeed a sad one...

[@IffyJottere]

HE-MAN!

[@crosleybendix97]

Every noisepuppet upload is an event.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

Agreed, I was listening to an audio book and immediately had to pause that shit

[@Karmy.]

Agreed

[@2.3_44XD--]

a noisepuppet audiobook, that would be eternal fun

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

@@2.3_44XD-- there better be some good tootage and susage in there

[@1marcelfilms]

wavy news is kinda boring

[@handsomebrick]

Is disturbing the beers still a crime in Texas?

[@thisoddguy9156]

Yes

[@MrJimbojamez]

In Test Wexas yeah

[@mehrlightsunlis4996]

As a Texan, Y E S

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

It's worse than waking up my sandwiches!

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

You know it is

[@apbrit2009]

"The ruling of this court is that you're a furry, and I'm drinking for everybody" my favorite line from any YTP ever

[@richardgadberry8398]

"He does love to guzzle jizz"

[@IffyJottere]

"Sure does love to guzzle jizz!"

[@mpk6664]

*dead man's gooch* there's so many good quote in this one

[@Code7Unltd]

That's the glory of Noisepuppet. Even though he makes YTP videos of boomer stuff, it's still better than the source.

[@avalonjustin]

@@Code7Unltd One great joke after another in any video he poops!

[@Raveseeker]

@@Code7Unltd A swift kick in the balls is better than the source. It's over quicker, for one.

[@davidhiles9545]

@@Code7Unltd This must be what the Boomers would've rather watched when the teacher rolled a projector into the room. I know us Gen-Xers would've loved it!

[@wiscomitch3412]

Hey Judge! You suck!

[@matthewbowen5841]

I need to visit test wexas and see the world famous chihuahuas and snake robots.

[@chefexcellence322]

And take an unforgettable poo into the Pioneer pass.

[@shawnfields2369]

@Bro Vado Can't forget to do that. Next time I'm in Text Wesas, I'll be sure to see the world famous Snake Robots.

[@antiepitome317]

“Here he got himself some balls and failed big time” Man you have no idea how much that resonates with me right this moment.

[@shawnfields2369]

I hear you, dude.

[@Code7Unltd]

Now here's the strangest, saddest shart... Lilly lally lully liil laal.

[@bridgetoneill9684]

He thought she was Clippy

[@Code7Unltd]

@@bridgetoneill9684 The old judge refused to die, that's the kind of thing kids remember.

[@shawnfields2369]

@@bridgetoneill9684 You mean, she wasn't? Well, now I see why it was so sad, no more, fuck you, Texas!

[@PhillipH-san]

The Jersey Jerker.

[@RatPfink66]

@@Code7Unltd he wouldn't go till he'd had one more jackoff by the tracks.

[@woobiehastelly]

Hey Judge you Suuk! "I'm workin' on it!"

[@jakesteven1980]

You woke up a bear, but you woke up a beer.

[@Finn-rf7vz]

Wheelin' and dealin' and stealin' and squealin'

[@ight3817]

The story of hustlin

[@justthatmichael2176]

*here's the strangest, saddest SHART*

[@highspeedsuicide]

*liilly* *laally* *loolly* *lil* *laal*

[@YON_RO]

Hehe, but look at that *COCK!*

[@MrJimbojamez]

Where he put his own testicular brand of law and order

[@DaMainman2]

Six years after KZbin forcefully replaced Noisepuppet's blank avatar with a video's thumbnail, he's finally embraced it.

[@Maldoror2112]

@Nicholas Sergay it's new to me too!

[@DaMainman2]

@Babs - Yes, kind of. _"Say Hola to Ajaja Extra Turgid"_ had an ad for 'Phillips 66 Gasoline' as one of its sources, and 2:19 was the video's original thumbnail.

[@TipsGalore]

I am a fan of sandwiches. I keep them well rested though, so I understand the frustration.

[@colin5227]

Every so often i think about "hey judge! You suck" "I'm workin on it"

[@danford4275]

I like to think of this as a spiritual sequel of sorts to the Horrible 1800s, a legitimate masterwork of the YTP genre.

[@bachaddict]

Sandwijizz is the sequel to the horrible 1800s I thought

[@AoiYukinoMisharu]

"Hey Judge! You suck!" "I'm workin' on it..." Underrated quote

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"I'm gonna shut up"

[@richardgadberry8398]

Fined 1965 for disturbing the beers. That's the same as driving with an expired driver and failure to yeet.

[@Evertide05]

Both can also result in as many as seventeen neck injuries and 8500 cock injuries and fifty heart attacks and heart failure.

[@zalibecquerel3463]

Test Wexas. Where the poop joins the sus.

[@AstroTibs]

when you head test through wexas on US nighway hinety

[@synysterjazmyngates]

“and then there’s a mOM center where motorists can stop livin’ “

[@Maldoror2112]

Kind of like Motel Hell, no?

[@noisepuppet]

Country sausage

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

In cool Southern hospitals

[@MegaWildstreak]

Everybody is entering that exhibit like they're going to a funeral

[@hansonel]

"Robots, sharks and car thiefs... shark thiefs" "Now here's the saddest, strangest shart" My cheeks hurt for laughing so hard. One of my favorite YTP's

[@Ozymandias2x]

Of course there are shark thiefs. Everyone wants those painted shark women.

[@IffyJottere]

@@Ozymandias2x Damn right! Shark girls are babes ;) Just... maybe don't let 'em give head :P

[@abraxops]

the random pitching of the background music gets me every time

[@onyx8231]

3:55 "Whoo! Weeoo! Look it that 💩 on the wall! With a 🙎‍♀️ like that, a man can 💩 on the wall." 👍🤣

[@ZEKESPILLEDINKMUSIC]

1:12 This made me laugh so hard that I almost fell out of my chair. 🤣

[@aw55550]

"breath takin´ cunts" XD

[@gamefan6219]

*He-Man doing pelvic thrusts* "He-Man! Breathtaking C***."

[@bachaddict]

The railroad spike tune is delightful

[@GMOTP5738]

YOU WOKE UP MAH BEER!

[@Evertide05]

This video’s alternate title: “Lawl & Order: Dead Man’s Gooch.”

[@LimeyLassen]

tfw you'll never jam it in with painted shark women

[@micarguy8239]

“Some smartass finally figured out how to make a snake robot.”

[@Mattteus]

He shit out a few barrels of beans? That can’t be healthy...

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I have visited this fine establishment in Test Wexas and can verify that my beans were judged.

[@EFerrorfile]

That god damn 5:57 - 5:59 made me rewind for a while. Great work with the YTP, man!

[@Septqmber]

"Hey jeeej you suuckk" "I'm workin on it" Sad vibes here and there

[@notnullnotvoid]

Finally! A mom center for motorists like me who want to stop livin'

[@shawnfields2369]

Yeah, can't agree more.

[@Circuitssmith]

Your Beans is smart to cater to the Gen Z customers.

[@djk1288]

In cool, southwestern hospitals.

[@IanPatrick03]

"He built a special bridge" I've never laughed so hard

[@artoodiitoo]

We crossed the river without so much buttsex

[@rockydadbigmac]

“Now here’s the strangest saddest shart: ....Liddie Laddie Lully LiiL LaaL”

[@IffyJottere]

3:18 "There were rough construction sharks jammed in with car thieves, jammed in with shark workers, jammed in with shark thieves... and painted shark women!"

[@zombieponcho]

Lol, The Jersey Furby, I love it.

[@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious]

"Then there's the Mom Centre where motorists can stop living, in cool, south-western hospitals".

[@tjw8t1]

"A regular CoC with all that CaC!"

[@Kannaz]

I love the sped up banjo when it zooms in on the map it’s such a small detail but made me laugh so hard😂

[@Ilovewashers]

The way he said "testicular" sounded realistic, lol.

[@catwantsfishie]

A noisepuppet video and a furby, two of my favorite things? Yes, please

[@NaviciaAbbot]

"No more? Right! Fuck you, Texas." - A relatable quote for today's situation.

[@christianvelez5608]

You could tell me this was an incomplete episode of Gunsmoke and I would instantly believe you.

[@gamefan6219]

"HE-MAN!! Breathtaking C***!" 😂

[@QuazzleTheQaz]

3:54 was the funniest bit

[@mochiboot6502]

whole video is SUPERB but i absolutely fuckin lost it at "he was hitchin horses and mules and chihuahas all on the same team! well, jackin off horses was a tough way to make a livin." one of THE BEST sentence mixing of all time

[@fossfeen]

indissouri to mexicitico

[@teknowil]

hauling chihuahuas, mad lad

[@UlverEos]

that's the spot where the poop joins the suus

[@Oecobius33]

That's the best comeback I've ever heard to "You suck!" This was great and I especially liked the ending.

[@sprtsfanatic1]

Oecobius33 “Yea, I’m working on it....” 😞

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

The best gift I could receive this Holiday season is another Noisepuppet epic

[@nicklespale22]

5:19 an uproar...yyyoour😂😂 this is so funny to me somehow made funnier by the fact that it's like the only standalone reversal in the entire video. it's random in how it's just drawn out after this sudden silence and I think it's the only thing he says that can't be considered a word

[@McAllen07]

Oh my god. I've actually been to that museum in Langtree, about 10 years ago. Didn't look any different from how it did in the film used for this YTP, looking like it dates to about 1970.

[@SGNRyan]

Did you visit the MoM center

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@SGNRyan if he did, he decided to continue livin', though there was the opportunity to stop.

[@frosty345]

I have a court hearing in an hour. Been dreading it for the past week. This video was just the thing I need to cheer myself up. I just hope I don't start snickering during court thinking of *Toot*

[@noisepuppet]

Is it a...TORT May the court rule in your favor 🙏🏼

[@frosty345]

@@noisepuppet Hahaha. I rented a horse way back in *The Horrible 1800s.* But when I rented a horse, I rented a horse but *I forgot I rented a horse.* Every half hour! *Chuckles*

[@noisepuppet]

@@frosty345 but Your Honor, there was a fire, you see, and there was only one way to control it, and I looked over, and there was Mrs O'Leary...

[@frosty345]

@@noisepuppet Your Honor! I object! I could've been anywhere in the Bronx at the time of the incident. But why? The Bronx is a big ShIt StAiN on AmeRicAn HiStorY Magistrate: lol, k so

[@tango9601]

I'm fining you 1965 for disturbing the beers!

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

As a Native Texan , i can certify this is now part of our history 👍❤🤣

[@Popebug]

This is easily among my top 10 YTPs of all time.

[@BossDrSample]

You make me wanna get back into pooping

[@noisepuppet]

OfficerMarmalade pls yes

[@SalamanderStar]

Has your shit just been collecting in your intestines all this time?

[@Maldoror2112]

@@SalamanderStar That makes for a grotesque mental picture right there. He would have to spread his ass wide like Mrs. O'Leary to get it all out.

[@gregorybannish4469]

"The rulin' of this court is you're a furry"

[@CaptainBlackBread]

This kind of feels like a sequel to the horrible 1800s.

[@Wurby]

Up on top, you could be up on top 🤠

[@FartOfAsspiration]

You rented a horse

[@jirden]

Gotta reach Iraq by sundown!

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Yep

[@Circuitssmith]

Nope.

[@screweyouse7177]

Holy shit these ytps are so gopd. Thank you for your great work!

[@DreQueary]

I always have a big ass smile watching your videos. Funny as shit.

[@th3garbageman]

No more beef flaps fer me!

[@PalaceIV]

Just wanna say that I love your YTPs. My friend and I always watch them together and laugh our asses off. Thanks for doing what you do.

[@richardgadberry8398]

Remember boys and girls: Don't wake up the judge's sandwiches.

[@ChargeQM]

Never EVER disturb the beers.

[@hlaver]

YOU WOKE UP MY BEER BU- YOU WOKE UP MY BEARD BU- YOU WOKE UP MY SANDWICH

[@RatPfink66]

The Jersey Furby saloon was "preserved"...meaning repainted by the Texas Highway Department with new signs that all looked exactly alike, and fluorescent lighting and steel trash cans inside.

[@noisepuppet]

Also, Texas Highway Department officials lead regularly scheduled Roy Bean reenactment events out by the tracks

[@RatPfink66]

@@noisepuppet Texas is a shitshow. Damn good BBQ tho.

[@protectorofjam6188]

It's amazing how, despite the audio quality, I can understand all the mixing.

[@wendigockel]

'Wangtree' sounds like a city Jimmy Broadbent would build.

[@richardgadberry8398]

"Your Beans ran his business with Iron Man. It was mighty illegal to set up illegal court at the illegal bar. Babar. On an illegal front porch in illegal weather."

[@HaroldDuggart]

"Hey judge, you suck." "I'm workin' on it."

[@matthewharness8446]

So glad your still making these.your one of the best KZbin poopers

[@synysterjazmyngates]

“i’m fining you 19.64 for disturbing the beers!” god i love this ytp

[@Auride]

4:13 "Hey judge you suck!" "...I'm workin on it..."

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

That toot joke is one of the best running gags ever in ytps.

[@SimonTonekham]

This is epically funny! I really wanted to support your patreon and also do special requests too!

[@lukesylvester2022]

some smart ass finally figured out how to build a snake robot 😂

[@bensloup4442]

Now here's the strangest saddest shart: Lilililie lil lal, the old judge refused to die - That's the kinda thing kids remember.

[@experienceaeiou]

Noisepuppet is the definitive American historian

[@WhatOnEarthIsThisThing]

noisepuppet you are honestly the God at this. Nobody's YTPs make me laugh like yours. Please come back!

[@michaelwharton9490]

Well done noisepuppet well done tears running down my face only a 1:30 in x'D

[@duckfilms3662]

This fucking video kills me basically immediately with the distorted whistling.

[@magich8ball]

I learned so much

[@Kaerusss]

"Hey Judge, you suck!" ... "I'm workin' on it..."

[@eddievg83]

"Hey Judge you suck!" "I'm working on it." 😅

[@th3garbageman]

He-Man’s Gooch

[@wdavem]

WOW! This one had me laughing sideways and it just kept going. Thank You!.

[@OrgusDin]

"You suck Judge!" "I'm workin' on it..."

[@13CaptainPrice]

Words words words Words words words

[@SimonTonekham]

JuuJ. I would have used the word "Juul" (and yes, it reminds me of that name from an e-cigarette brand).

[@ThePackerMan71]

2:48 Obligatory TooT.

[@TheWestcoastrasta]

$1,965 is sure a hefty fine for disturbing a beer. Probably a good cold beer to. Ruined a good beer.

[@gunsmithbasic]

5:19 epic fight commentary from the audience lol