We Are Watching You

[@AuditingBritain]

Must watch kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpymoqKua5ioga8

[@1989NickyD]

Seen this link on your other videos but it says video unavailable when I click on it?

[@speedy8260]

Video unavailable

[@johnkelly1787]

it say video unavailable, nice work AB.👍😂

[@chd1694]

Mate means LOVER

[@nukauk4092]

"Filmin it fur facebook int ya" Hes a real bright spark isnt he

[@szybkiebutykolegaszybszema5998]

You africa boy?

[@TallerMan.1520]

lmfao.

[@tortozza]

You can tell by his eyes he has room temperature IQ

[@rundata]

I think you mean; He's a real bright spark, isn't he? ;]

[@TallerMan.1520]

@@rundata Pedantic.

[@gazzanorth4373]

Walks over and sticks his face in the camera. "You're filming me!" .....lol priceless

[@shookoneldn300]

Yup! You can’t fix stupid!

[@curtisj2165]

Yeah, priceless 😃

[@mindyourhealth6646]

I thought that too hahaha

[@josephlambe2796]

We need characters like yellow vest.....Makes us laugh during lockdown.....At his antics, give him his own. you Tube channel....

[@sicksquid3258]

LOL

[@jamiemcnab7887]

Guy calls you mate 20 time’s - then says I’m not your friend 🥴

[@theludixblaster]

abit like south park: I'm not your friend buddy

[@michaelgriffiths7937]

@@theludixblaster I’m not your buddy, guy

[@katharinebruniges5828]

AB has said to people in multiple videos not to call him mate, but he continues to call them "my friend" for the duration of the videos.

[@mr.a8315]

@@michaelgriffiths7937 @Gary Numan I'm not your guy, mate!

[@Vanman-ed9og]

I think we know who had the drugs, the police searched the wrong guy.

[@keithdavies150]

oh ffs NICE ONE!!! ROFLMFAO

[@kieranarcher6211]

HAHAHA

[@nikitasavva1903]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@andyt2k]

Nah, pretty sure they have the right one

[@kayagokalp7754]

You mean the „ is i fur facebook int ya?“ guy?

[@scratchcriminal]

Can we take a minute to appreciate those 2 policemen. Polite, friendly and didn’t try and tell you to leave. Role models to the rest of the force.

[@johnpeacock7022]

But they conducted an unlawful search?

[@Leftfield2k7]

They still abused their power no matter how politely! Climbing over a wall for a short cut isn't really grounds for a search, a mild bollocking and told not to do it again fair enough but certainly not a search!

[@ZedExGaming]

Wow a Congratulatory bare minimum go team

[@KelbornXx]

He got annoyed calling him 'Friend' but he kept calling you 'mate'!

[@bluenoserob4914]

Yeah, what a knob.

[@BigStickyNugs]

dumbass lol

[@afirgaming]

we can see

[@an9l1c1sm6]

lol nice observation.. Quite funny.. :)

[@Knightlore10]

Wasn't expecting that interview at the end. What a unassuming, polite and articulate man.

[@WhiteUnicorn82]

That guy being searched, despite agreeing to the search, I'm glad he was grateful for you recording.

[@Will-x1]

That security guard needs training in manners and customer service bloody jobsworth

[@johsa2162]

The security guard needs a drug and alcohol test by the sounds of it. Definitely been on the tennents super 🍺

[@Justinkeskin]

It across like he has some sort of disability, I could be wrong but the way he structured he’s speech suggests so

[@BABYWOLF--1966]

Sack him!!!

[@BABYWOLF--1966]

@Great King Rat sack him for that offence

[@jackgray5615]

I think what we’re missing is the fact that his SIA badge isn’t even visible

[@TheGordybear]

Police officer gets full marks for his interaction with AB

[@henryfuller11]

the security guard literally said 'i am at my work MATE' then goes on to say 'im not your friend' 😂

[@AuditingBritain]

🤣😂😂

[@danhanley1313]

I'm not your mate friend I'm not your friend buddy I'm not your buddy guy... like the scene in South Park 😂

[@lightwalker9879]

Went back to the office to pull himself

[@sandon666]

@@AuditingBritain every time a serious crime is commited the police appeal for any dash cam or anyone filming in the area ,, why do they then ask you not to film..its ok for morrisons to film us in there store or forecourt..

[@gilecos]

The garage guy was lucky, do that in Scotlandhe'd be risking a Glaswegian kiss 😘

[@c.c6934]

That security guard is definatly half cut!!!!!

[@jacky_1479]

Security guard is hammered drunk.

[@ef7480]

That security guard is right off his 'Faceblog'....

[@AuditingBritain]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@stu4428]

You should have said if you can add up 1+1 and give me the answer I’ll go - I bet you’d be still standing there 😂

[@stu4428]

The guard probably worker at NASA ..... as a cleaner 😂

[@FunkDoobie903]

🤣😂

[@anderschristopherson8885]

The guard sounds drunk I couldn't understand half of what he said.

[@delicioussidefx]

Anders Christopherson toottoot

[@delicioussidefx]

Luciiza _ toottoot

[@Alexander..........]

Me neither

[@delicioussidefx]

bigblackdog toottoot

[@markwildphotography]

I fucking lost track too 😂😂😂 wtf was he saying 😂😂😂

[@lakesideaudio]

It just amazes me how little security guards knows about the industry they work in, time after time you hear them say the same things. I wonder if this security guard can even string 3 words together, very odd. Anyway thanks AB another good one

[@mrtactica]

I love watching the muppet show - you have filmed the best muppets ever.

[@vinto34]

Your filming me ...says the clown standing in front of the camera.

[@bartconnolly6104]

--- a guard Who approached the camera and went to the extreme boundary of their property to do so!

[@vinto34]

Says the clown who is not a grammar karen like you and couldn't care less.

[@Sam-qh1sh]

@k hallidaylols, what’s the K stand for, Karen!!

[@markhowards420]

That was a brilliant bit of filming and a happy ending apart from them not wanting serve the bloke . I wish there were more people like you AB👍

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@redneckarhu]

Good attitude of the police officer.

[@fahadal-thani1386]

AB you are an honourable gentleman I honestly believe you should give lectures on the matter of the public’s rights and to be offered to educate the law enforcers on how to behave when attending the public service👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@usernametaken3792]

That security guards been sniffing the petrol I think.

[@HarryFlakey]

It’s nice seeing some decent seeming people around. Except for that security weirdo...

[@gooders8855]

Security guard on a power trip gets the lad hassled for nothing then hassles AB for nothing. Must be waiting on a delayed Viagra delivery. Good vid though, great reaction from a lad known to police lol.

[@johnnosiennek7066]

Security guard on a trip all right,a booze trip

[@Coffeetimewithjohn]

Or he's bored and got nothing better to do

[@usmanmughal327]

LOL delayed viagra haha

[@honeybadger9425]

The lad was just a lost soul you could see alot of good in him the security guard was just a 🥒.

[@samhenwood5746]

The security guard looks as he needs a coffee and sounds pissed : 0

[@nigellovelace8492]

More likely he's alcoholic.

[@johnnyveganite9141]

I reckon he's had too much coffee

[@colingathercole391]

Drunk on power,

[@JOHNNYCRAIG]

Being watching these vids for couple of nights, hooked now! You have earned my sub 👍🏼 keep up the good work and stay safe

[@moodyguymick]

He doesn't want to be filmed in case it affects his dole claim.

[@ammo4350]

Belter this one haha

[@stu4428]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@afirgaming]

'im not your friend' eve though the other guy was calling him mate for like five minutes lol

[@stephen5608]

Apart from that security guard this video shows that there are officers who know the law. I was expecting the officers to question why you were filming but instead they just got on with their job and didn't talk about the "current climate"

[@AuditingBritain]

Yes i admired that PC for that , not sure about the pink gloves lol

[@finbar4340]

The cameras are finally teaching them, they can't deny that can they.

[@geodun]

The cameras work for cops too, as long as they are behaving. If I ever get falsely accused of doing something wrong, I hope there are a hundred cameras on me. All too easy to have your life seriously disrupted by someone making malicious complaints.

[@godteare7469]

@@geodun The whole forecourt is under CCTV coverage -The damage this Video has done to the person being searched is not good.

[@geodun]

@@godteare7469 I would not want to be relying on my accuser to provide exculpatory evidence. They called the police on him, they then refused him service. Had the coppers stitched him up chances are any forecourt video that showed the stitch up would disappear. The guy being searched was quite happy to approach the camera and he was thankful that it recorded his search.

[@jaylamb477]

Sounded like he’s been drinking (I’m referring to the yellow vest).

[@dougfields5798]

Jay Lamb Yes but what has he been drinking .

[@jimbo1847]

Agreed. Could not understand half of what he was slurring. Probably was afraid your camera picked him up round the back of the garage with his hip flask.

[@snacklepussPSN]

OR, the dudes just getting on a bit and wore down with the shitty world he exists in...

[@AKVSOUND]

@@snacklepussPSN He should retire or go back to his post and chill, Its not fucking rocket science

[@banpowel9784]

Good police officer, they need to send him to luton, to train there officers.

[@Julmaa87]

*their

[@banpowel9784]

@@Julmaa87 there.....I do things my way

[@Julmaa87]

@@banpowel9784 Doesn't make you correct 😂

[@banpowel9784]

@@Julmaa87 correct for who? I don't adhere to correct if I feel not to.......bolox to that crock of 💩

[@amandajoyce1383]

Their is nothing wrong with the police in luton.

[@steveholmes3471]

That security guy was on something for sure, he was totally spaced out

[@ryanmoorfell1530]

In my opinion. The 'insecurity guard' has fallen from the education tree at an early age in his sad life. And has hit every branch on the way down to this permanent level in his life.

[@traumadiffuser3705]

It's called inbreeding. Quite common in the shithole UK.

[@Kennyde]

🤣🤣 spot on

[@Superior208]

He would die for his hi Vis

[@lutonian7918]

That's Peter Andre who got stopped hahaha

[@JohnJohn-rh6ib]

😂🤣😂 LOL ! 'Are you threatening me' 😂 🤣 😂

[@dannyf8198]

Walks in front of the camera then says now your filming me, words fail me 😔

[@hardysdi]

That security guard seemed drunk or on somthing

[@ralral3545]

Drunk on POWER & BOOZE..

[@harrywaplington7855]

You are that security guard😂

[@rosess5033]

😂😂 >@Harry waplington

[@Mako7eyes]

This is incredible, look at how polite and well manored the searchee is compared to the childish confrontational attitude of the Garrage clerk. I understand people tend to get grumpier and set in their ways as age progresses but i sincerely hope the younger generations maintain their sterling attitudes better than the older ones seem to have

[@dickenscider7328]

Hey, steady on, I’m 69, but nothing like that tosser! when I look in the mirror and see that old man looking back I think feck me, but guess what I’m still 25 on the inside, ride a stonking motorbike, just about to sail around the world with my wife, you got to stay young and enjoy every day.

[@marcusmacdove7202]

I love watching your audits one of the best you are in England.

[@robnews2379]

Great job as usual, simply the best out there, very professional and always polite.

[@TheDroneOperator.]

The guy being searched seems such a nice man 👍🏽

[@Tezo1981]

That security guard sounds pissed... 😃

[@alexba8833]

Man actually said "FaceBlogging it" 😂😂😂

[@keithwright6355]

Walks directly into the camera and isnt happy about being filmed. 😂😂

[@danhall9583]

U r just great my g

[@Soulvex]

Ah, a nice lad at heart I can tell.

[@theskullman2525]

What a nice chap!! That security guard, man.... What was his problem!?

[@kjetilsmme6193]

That yellow vest person is very thick

[@thepharcyde8285]

I am sure your channel is gonna grow if you keep doing these videos. Thumbs up love the content!

[@medfitconsultant]

We need more of such channels. The police 🚔 need to be monitored, watched and observed when they are out there.

[@topgrafter2007]

i dont think we will be seeing the security guard on Mastermind anytime soon.

[@dannymccord1542]

That's a nice Sierra Inthe garage

[@dawnmainstone6330]

This is one of the best vids ever, 2 very cool men 🥰

[@markwildphotography]

What he meant to say was “He saw me robbing shit so I legged it” 😂

[@frankiepaul9869]

I love this , you really wind these people up and they deserve every second of it.

[@davidbennett648]

Hello from Princeton wv USA😁✌💪👍

[@TallerMan.1520]

Very cool video; your methods and application is a Godsend.

[@jameskeegan6468]

That security guy is psychologically messed up, its ripping out of him

[@GeorgeAusters]

Why is he even bothered? It's nothing even to do with the security guard

[@crotchet1586]

Ok, Ive had a glass of wine but this is the funniest vid Ive seen in a while!

[@GiggleChasers]

security guard had a great education growing up! XD I don't think he even knew what he was trying to say or say lol

[@johnnosiennek7066]

The Security Guard called the cops before knowing the facts @ 4- 20 he says something and it idn't make any sense at all

[@ashTHFCley]

"Faceblog it " , what a plum

[@alfwedarf7764]

😆

[@dominicgeorge9567]

Seemed a bit unhinged that security guard great work my friend

[@joelhennessey3397]

G'day mate. A friend from downunder. I think your videos are highly educational mate. Keep up the good work. Keep taking the piss out of them

[@Jarv263]

Are you filming me?? Yes you stood in front of the camera 😂. And we need more officers like him 👍🏼

[@Itisfinished.]

The guy was really nice.

[@bertiemears4764]

"I'm watching you" - The Fast Show

[@richardhunter3003]

Ahhh Banbury, gotta love it.

[@webbest121]

Rolph Harris on day release !

[@hangedups2608]

😭

[@alcoyne3333333333333]

Great as always AB 🇮🇪👍

[@dweem2009able]

He comes to you and gets in the way of the recording and says why you filming me loool🤣

[@dean6816]

What a strange security guard!!

[@magsmaggie]

You really are a 💎 , that security guard looked at that guy and assumed he was up to no good, what a flake that guard was, a real boot licking jobs worth, I’m so glad you stand up for the everyday person... GO AB your the man XxX 😚

[@AuditingBritain]

I can’t stand jobs worth boot lickers , that was the last time I saw him at that station he may of got the sack

[@magsmaggie]

Auditing Britain I hope he did get the sack, some people are just not suited to working with the public, and that fool had no people skills at all, Actually maybe he should get a job with Northampton city council, or Swindon Job center, he seems to hold the same skills needed to gain employment with them 😆

[@kevinchamberlain7928]

2:33 The bell end, tough guy twitch! PMSL!!!

[@awake1464]

Good stuff. What a polite kid must make what your doing worth while

[@dannybdjb5852]

Can we all appreciate the ford Sierra in the petrol garage.

[@godteare7469]

Yes do not see them about much.

[@aforalphazedforzebra6314]

Ketamin and alcohol is my guess

[@paulmcitp]

What a nice guy he was

[@magpie6931]

i wish i had your confidence ab keep treacking mate love ya bro

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank You🙏🏼

[@mekkimaru2365]

The best thing in the video was the Red Ford Sierra. Not 100% its a Sierra, but its definitely a classic Ford

[@lgmusic1982]

Peter Andre has let himself go! 😂 To be fair though, the guy that got searched was pretty decent. I’d love to have a beer with him 😁

[@ncrnw4385]

Youd be paying.

[@1RebelDog1]

@@ncrnw4385 lol

[@simonabbott7323]

The more you talk, the more the geezer is going to yack back. If you ignore him, chances are he will get bored and slope off.

[@renegade-master29]

Simon are you me or am I you or are you me from a parallel universe 😂🤦

[@heavyduty2280]

that security guard giving you some of ur own medicine lol

[@wokeupandsmellthecoffee214]

That guy who got searched was a decent lad

[@therealnorthmedia]

Yes auditing Britain respect bro

[@lizardz23]

Yer filming it arent ya, so you can faceblog it.

[@squitboss3301]

faceblog looool

[@kentt5956]

This man who got searched is very polite

[@davekelly8168]

GEEZ!! I reckon the petrol fumes have frazzled that Security guys brains 😂😂😂😂

[@tjsgolf]

Loving the car on the forecourt but ye you are mint loving what you do teach them all a lesson

[@stuartlevy2131]

Which car the cop car or the sierra ? Cos I was loving the sierra lol

[@gavindxb6969]

I do enjoy watching your videos AB. I'd make my own, but I'd get arrested and thrown in prison here within 2 minutes. Very different laws in Dubai.

[@AuditingBritain]

Ohh Dubai !!! Make sure you check the laws before you do anything. Are the police corrupt over their ?

[@gavindxb6969]

@@AuditingBritain no they're not corrupt, they do a pretty good job to be honest. The laws a different, we know them, we respect them. We choose to live here, if we don't like it, we're free to leave.

[@misssparky5574]

@@AuditingBritain don,t talk to security guards as they're in league with the police. Stay safe and another great video.

[@johnjohnathan6572]

@@Vwfan keep crying kid

[@johnjohnathan6572]

@@mattrichards5657 keep crying my guy

[@sandwichman100]

need to post this on morrisons facebook page bloody security looking to make trouble where none existed

[@felipecool598]

"Bootlicker" took the words right out of my mouth lol👍

[@686shox]

Glad you told this one to move away

[@ianparker4186]

Full respect Ab

[@tintersniffer9929]

What a nice chap he was ...

[@jasoncaddy7434]

Good job fella great demeanour around such plebs one of the best out there👍👍👍👍👍👍👌good cop needs to teach the rest quality

[@1966Graham]

At 2.34 & 3.25 the micro expression of disgust is displayed.

[@alancooper5147]

We have many airports in the UK and the eurostar. Feel free to visit one.

[@pboperations]

Pure class.